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This is a link post "strut dat ass, strut dat ass, strut dat ass..." NSFW
GC says no, but sorry if it's been seen before.
NSFW due to swares.

Local loon sticks it to a news reporter about walking and "struttin dat ass"
(sweatytramp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Is thar METHord in the maydness?

(I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post "You're gonna need a bigger cage"
*Shark takes bait*

*Shark crashes into & wrecks cage*

*Camera guy's diving suit get's waterproof testing from the inside out*


High views but GC button sez OK.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
powerful bugger.
Looks like it panicked as it wasn't expecting to swim into a metal cage. I feel a bit sorry for the shark to be honest. A good watch though.
 (I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post christ on a bike!
that's mental!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why I dont agree with shark baiting
I have dived with oceanic white tips which are inquisative and unpredicatable but only dangerous when feeding
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:24, Reply)
This is a link post : D

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ummmmmm kayyyyyyyyy
backs slowly away from the interwebs...
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful stuff
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my
That's pretty good. And fucked up.
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post should this have 'I made this!' next to it faceburger?
only the characters reminds me of your goatse Shining cat (that was you wasn't it? edit: yes, just checked your profile. I love that!)

either way, *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post whoa,
I think there's a serious message in there somewhere...
...otherwise it's simply a slave based, mechanised depravity cycle.
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I bum this

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post from the description - '... cavernous clap factory ...'
Reminds me of my ex-wife.
 (foxnsox, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:59, Reply)
This is a link post Mel Gibson's phone rant vs Frantic Disembowelment by Cannibal Corpse. NSFW I made this!
Me and Defying Darwin both decided to do remixes of Mel Gibson being a dick, this was his: www.b3ta.com/links/496258 and this is mine.

I'm very very sorry.

(Contains Gibsony racism and misogyny and evil.)
(Cap'n, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post (contains truly awful death metal)
but it reminds me of Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round, so have a click
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post Peter Mandelson finds a copy of his memoirs I made this!
"We're there for the nasty things in life too."
An 85 yr old Peter Mandelson eventually finds a copy of his memoirs, 'The Third Man'
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
nicely.
(I was right about that saddle, though)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely
Woo
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh!
Those ads have been annoying the fuck out of me. Grrr.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *likes this*
*clicks 'I like this'*

I do wonder what dastardly plan Mandelson will come up with next - he reminds me of Cyril Sneer from The Racoons :D
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:57, Reply)
This is a link post Gingers DO have souls!
1 minute 15 seconds in...
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!!
this kid is beautiful
 (I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I was laughing at this bloke last night - but didn't know how to cut it down to share! Nice job *clicky*
 (I helped save b3ta! Lady_Cakes, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha - reminded me of Garfield :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post His name is Stan.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Emening is shit
That ginger kid fucking ruled *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post He was certainly haunting enough!
Each time the cameras showed him on the big screens, his face would become more intense. Mostly everyone round about was laughing their heads off!
 (Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoah!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post fff......fff......fff.....fff....fff.....fff.....fff

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha that's pure evil incarnate
imaging seeing that in the mirror each morning :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post if i had hair like that
i'd buzz it down. Nu fucking way would I walk around with a fro like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
Ginfro, least desirable of all the fro's
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:10, Reply)
This is a link post Uneven Google
bit gimmicky, I enjoyed it, would use again
 (I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ris...
what does it do, except Google of course?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post not alot
you can search for something, b3ta for instance, and click through to see it all wonky like
 (I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It does anything you can search for.
Type b3ta, click on I'm feeling lucky and away you go. Uneven b3ta. Doesn't seem to support flash though (the flash is displayed even).
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post it doesn't work on firefox
try it in safari or *gasp* IE
 (I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post works great in firefox here

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post yes it does
well seems to this end anyhow..
 (I helped save b3ta! Lady_Cakes, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to look normal in IE for me...

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Not working on ie
for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't get it to work in Firefox,
even though the CSS contains the -moz-transform rule (presumably you need the latest and greatest version?) It works fine in Safari, though (even if it renders very poorly admittedly) and presumably other WebKit browsers.
It does look great in Opera if you view source and change -webkit-transform to -o-transform. (Boo vendor-specific prefixes!)
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post oh right...
thats cleared it all up then...
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry,
what I really meant to say was if it doesn't work, CIIJASIIE.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post They're vendor specific because it's not standardised yet.
Each vendor does things the way they think is best. Once everyone's agreed on the best way, it'll just be 'transform'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post no it won't
they will all stick with their shit. That's how it's always been!! It's tradition.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take that and raise you
therevolvinginternet.com/

*Mute speakers*
 (Williams FW26 Walrus Nose, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post Brilliant
this is the atteched text: "On a recent trip to Europe, a family of three generations (a Holocaust survivor, his daughter and his grandchildren) dance to Gloria Gaynor's pop song - 'I Will Survive' at concentration camps and memorials throughout Europe."
(Spammer cuntface my blog is better: theories-of.tumblr.com/, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Has a weird mix
of solemnity and disco.

I must admit I quite like it.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The dancing was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Yep, the dancing is pretty shit, but I loved the conga line stuff and I'm sat here with a smile on my face thinking good on them. Lully!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Trying to find suitable words...
Nicked off youtube...

I believe every person who died in one of the concentration camps would love the thought of a survivor coming back with their grandchildren to dance.
 (Yellow Car is now red, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, there's been quite a bit about this in the MSM
it's mixed between 'this is an outrage!' and 'good on 'em!' - to the extent that Neatorama blogged about Groucho Marx going to Berlin to dance on the remains of the bunker where Hitler hid.

I have danced at Auschwitz
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post .
The artist defends herself and the video

tbh, the old survivor guy is dancing and enjoying himself so fair enuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post best comments about this from the website where i first saw it
"Yes, the music is cheesy and the dancing is terrible, and the whole thing looks like a home movie. I believe that's the point -- celebrating the victory of life, in all its sloppy, goofy glory, over mechanized, industrialized murder.

The video is offensive -- it's offensive to the sense of awed horror and soul-crushing brutality that the Nazis sought to create with these death factories, which, oddly, the preservation of these camps also preserves. Why not piss in the face of that?

Watching this, I kept thinking, if the spirits of the dead Nazis who planned, built, and ran these camps were still around and observing Earthly events, what would be more dismaying to them -- the fact that their obscenities were still around, over sixty years later, still instilling people with fear, horror, and sadness? Or the sight of those who outlived them, and their families, merrily dancing on the very sites where they were meant to be destroyed?"

"There is never anything offensive about the survivors of genocide dancing."
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post .
doubleplus this ^^^^^^^
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sublime
I wasn't sure at first, but the old fella dancing did it for me. 2 minutes in I was doing that laughing/crying thing. Wonderful.

And finishing with Leonard Cohen, "Dance Me To The End Of Love", was perfect too.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)
This is a link post wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
how to launch a plane
(Swany o¿o, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG! That's fantastic...and slightly terrifying.
How does it land?
 (I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably in an inverted nosedive

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
This. Hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post If I was ever going to commit suicide
I'd like to think I would have the presence of mind to do it like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Man alive!
I bet the guy is no longer a man or alive
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post If only early developers of aircraft of youtube.

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Even the Harrier is going green!

(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like the Flintstones!
Simply spectastic!
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Am...I....
....the only one, slightly aroused worried he's doing that in stockings?
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post Raoul Moat (Tribute) R.R.R StokeZee ft Roleo NSFW
oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Guy was a Grade A cunt and should have given himself in
and the outpouring for him is sickening, people who feel sorry for him are cunts. there thats my opinion. i got banned from youtube for it :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He was certainly no Derrick Bird.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Banned? I would think you're just expressing what the majority of people think, shirley.
Did you drop a 'c' bomb or two?
(as I posted below, I had to step away from the laptop, as it/the comments made me quite vexed
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post My Brain Hurts..
that's no link ....
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post There we go,
ninja-edited for your pleasure....
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post lots of C and T words on diffrent videos to diffrent people

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Good for you.
Worth getting banned to tell the slow-witted, chavvy brain-wrongs that a psychotic bully-boy (recently released from prison for assaulting a nine year old ffs!) who could've killed a lot more people is not worthy of laudation.
*breathes out*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of
rapping shite, he wasn't in the fucking ghetto.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post People really are daft...
...the Facebook tribute group was bad enough.

EDIT: Also, is the group called 'Real Reconize Real'? I know bad spelling is gangsta and all, but gah!
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Knew a sheriff deputy once who kept picking up kids for spraying grafitti
When they would take them home at 3am, the parent(s) would get in the cop's face, "why are you hassling my kid", etc.

One night, several kids were busted tagging a building with paint. The car was impounded. When mom/dad came to retrieve the car it was spray painted with all sorts of "art" and curse words. The parents were furious and wanted heads to roll for such vandalism.

The police didn't see a thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post good for you
jesus will be delighted
 (uubrey stoking the mantlepiece since 1995, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I went and done a "Raoul Moat" today...
Put some metal bits in my own face



I'm just waiting for Gazza to start claiming he's my best mate!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god I wish I hadn't clicked that.
And I definitely wished I resisted reading the youtube comments.
Jesus, there are some thick, fucktarded oxygen-thieves out there.
*brews a popcorn tea to calm down*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post My two-penneth:
"Why on earth can you give respect to this man who murdererd someone and shot 2 others ?? What kind of people are you who can hold up in high regard someone of this kind and 'big-up' his actions. Do you like supporting mentally ill people ?? If so, please help charities that help people like Moat who were obviously troubled. You seem to be giving respect to his actions and 'fucking over' the police rather than supporting someone who needed help. You fucking retards."
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Beutifully composed. Despite being reasonable, the doubled question marks give a hint of underlying anger throughout, which is finally brought to a thrilling denouement in the final sentence.

Needs more capitals though. Therefore only 7/10 on my youtube comments scale.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
Double questions marks do signify anger - FACT !!

And I was a tad miffed :D
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post copy and pasted onto facebook

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well said

sir
 (Montyphuq, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This video has been removed due to terms of use violation
If the comments above are anything to go by common decency may have had something to do with it. Do you think the now nine 'mates' of Mr Moat either charged, bailed or being questioned think he's a fucking hero?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)
This is a link post "One in five Britons an ethnic minority"
ran the front page of today's Daily Fail. This is a link to the web version.

How can they get away with such inciteful stuff?


Edit: Need I say it, the comments are charming.
 (WildType is remixing your mum, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post it was the daily express that FP'd it
you know, "the greatest newspaper in the world"?
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post My bad
Still shocking though. Link to Express FP is here:

www.express.co.uk/ourpaper/view/2010-07-13
 (WildType is remixing your mum, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my
those comments are delightful. 330 odd green arrows for "we should have voted BNP", hundreds of red arrows for reasoned argument.

Still, a cunt shall always be a cunt, fuck them, fuck them in their ear. Fuck them in their other ear. Cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post problem easily solved:
get to three out of five, and it stops being a minority.
 (I helped save b3ta! frox, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post not necessarily
being as there is more than one minority. 'tis the case in parts of the US where 'whites' (such a broad term) are a minority, but so then are hispanics and blacks (and asians and native americans). Anyway, imagine a situation where 20% are ethnically british, 20% norf afrikan, 20% saaf ashun, and the rest are afro-caribs! No majors, no minors, all 7ths and suspended 9ths. Like Jazz or ABBA.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post the express actually managed to be worse than that
they went with this:



not "ethnic minorities" but "ethnics"...what does that even mean?
(retorical question, at least in so much as i know what the express mean by it...gits.)
 (I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously not enough room for "touch of the tar-brush",
their preferred pejorative, I'd imagine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post IT's making a perfectly reasonable word into an insult
like "this man is disabled" to "THIS MAN IS A DISABLED"

I don't get why anyone still lets this paper exist
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post silly really seeing as we're all ethnic.
twats.
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post They meant that the rest
of the population will be robots. They just didn't want to alarm people.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting that they don't mention
that mixed-race relationships are increasingly common, and so kids born within them are going to increase the amount of "ethnic minorities" considerably, which would presumably have been included in that study.

Of course, the only way they could say that was a bad thing was through being openly racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post we're all mongrels
It is part of the greatness of our country that we such a diversity of people and cultures - some were invited here, others came by force, but all together we are one nation. Some of my only friends are "forrins".
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought to myself last week
"Thank God for Polish immigrants; otherwise instead of this delicious Slaszka sausage, I would be eating turnips right now."
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post VIKINGS OUT!
A curse on them and their Scandinavian ways.

The Angles can get fucked as well.

This should a country for Golgafrinchans.
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this and though
"Surely everyone has an ethnic background? Doesn't that make us all ethnics?"

It's about like complaining about gays going around having a sexual orientation.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
I like Culshaw
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)
This is a link post How to trick people into thinking you're good looking - (NSFW) NSFW
Although it's a kind of pointless video, I still found this girl quite funny.
Apols if GC & NSFW for a coupla "F" bombs.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post so that's how porn actresses
get that look.

I do wish they'd stop.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post she was pretty before too
I dont know why girls like to look like umpa lumpa's and have shit loads of eye gunk, oh wait yeah I do - to look like a porn star...
 (I helped save b3ta! Lady_Cakes, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post but how do they get that look
with all the sticky white stuff running down their chin - she didn't explain that!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a load of photos of bollywood actresses without their makeup, that was pretty tense.
Edit: no idea why I put "tense" in there. I guess I really spacked up spelling "similar"
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That was actually quite good.

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post preferred her at 00:01
at least she didn't look like Jodie Marsh then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that was the point ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post indeedy

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I found that funny
especially the 'Blind as a fucking bat' bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that.
And she seems lovely even without the makeup.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post need more vacuousless lasses like her in this world...

(injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur... :)

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I am so attracted to her on many levels.

(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, she's funny!
Background music was dead annoying though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post How to get Rickrolled without really noticing.

(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha I saw this on BSPCN a few days ago and assumed it'd been posted already
Definitely looked better before.
 (I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Right
she's funny, hot and clearly clever

But i'd be lying if I said I still didn't fancy her at the end as well
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "before I go to work I like to pump myself up
by crying over my masters degree"

HAHAHAHAHA
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck I dropped out after 3 years of my course with a Bachelors
I'd imagine having an MEng and still being unemployed would be even more depressing than my current situation.
 (Hal Baffe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If it makes you feel any better
I am probably the world's most legally qualified bartender. I used to be a coffee maker at Costa's too. Therefore my parnets and friends have a lot of fun with the "from barrister to barista" and "so...instead of taking the bar, you're behind it" jokes.

I wish I wasn't serious
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post that was quite amusing
but she's way too hard on herself - shes not ugly at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Duckface
www.antiduckface.com
 (bbtech0251 - ignorant american divvy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post heheh.
very well done. "crying over my masters degree" :D
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I Think
I Love her.
 (Sexual Chocolate!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 6:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Note the subliminal "rick-roll"
In the background..
 (qwrx, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Alan Turing
committed suicide in prison rather than face the persecution of being a homosexual in post war Britain - a war that he almost single-handedly ended at least a year early to give us the right to see that cat jump in that box
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
He killed him self in his home I think, with a cyanide tainted apple in such a way that his parents could believe it was an accident.
 (Peter_G, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
I'm thinking of Harold Shipman then
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Harold Shipman almost single-handedly ended the second world war at least a year early? Damn, not such a bad guy after-all.
 (Peter_G, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hitler called him round to look at his bunions

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *tries to imagine an enigma machine built out of dead grannies*
[edit]- Damn you Peter! Beaten to it again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yours was much more vivid.

Still trying to think how it would work..
 (Peter_G, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
try Edna on setting 6 and Phyllis on 4
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post Faceplant!
Girl tries to do a backflip on live tv and fails, twice.

Shame, as she is actually quite fit (and having to defend herself in teh tube comments).
(I helped save b3ta! follymoff is listening to windmill and mice based songs, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post She should just post this as a response
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nZey8YxgMw

I dunno... trying to defend yourself on youtube just seems like a waste of energy to me really.
 (MyFakeName, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post tottally would
damn my crappy spelling!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post fun bags.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Top Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Lady lumps.

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post she'll bounce back
fnarr
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post wish you hadn't mentioned the comments
meant I actually read them.
misogyny ahoy! UGH!
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I like her bush

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post at least
her nose broke her fall....
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post pft
Damn glad I didn't have a drink in my mouth then... it'd been all over the laptop by now!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:37, Reply)
This is a link post Every Rocky film
in 5 (well, 22) seconds.

i was reminded of this by happytoasts post: b3ta.com/board/10122379

probably been posted at some point in the past but nuts to that, it's funny

edit: damn b3ta does not embed blip...ah well, the link works.
 (I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a link post Look out for the Spinning Hoop!
Oh.
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was expecting little kid getting injured.

Now I'm sad.
 (Zappanale, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post What a great video
It lures you into a false sense of insecurity.
 (Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ^I wished I'd posted this^

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I was pulling my 'thats gonna hurt' face...
then lol'd
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post He's going to grow
up to be the world's greatest magician.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I love how the parents couldn't give a shit, lift a finger or even say "look out"
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post sheesh
its not like the kid was at risk of serious injury. If he was hit he would have learnt to be more careful. It harms children to protect them against every little possible danger.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just what dad said the last time he set me on fire

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post buh-rill-eeee-ant!

(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post So this lad..
Paul the octopus, that cat with the robo-feet.. nearly got a fantastic four.
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
This is a link post Richard Littlejohn - Fake emails
I uploaded this to YouTube over a year ago and the actual broadcast was even longer ago than that but I didn't post the link here, with B3ta's recent interest in all thing Littlejohn, I thought I'd post it now.

This video is a clip from Richard Littlejohn's Sky News programme from a few years ago. It shows that they used fake emails to support Littlejohn's views.

The other bit that I enjoy is the female presenter saying "We are asking, 'what do people think about torture?' So far, 85% say yes, 15% say no.".

This is what I wrote for the YouTube description over a year ago (I wouldn't bother reading it, just watch the video)...

From 4th March 2003. Richard Littlejohn asks co-presenter 'Claire' to read out viewers emails. The emails are also shown on the left side of the screen. Claire reads out emails from Duncan from Slough and Ida in Henwell. So far, so good. The fun starts when she gets to the email from Marty in Edgbaston. Some how the graphics on the left of the screen and the words that Claire is reading out don't quite match. The clichéd start is the same, "The guy you had in the studio hit the nail on the head" but when it comes to the point, the text is about torture but the email Claire is reading out is about political correctness [gone mad]. How does that happen? Maybe it was an honest mistake, maybe they got two emails that started in the same way (after all, it did start with a cliché) and the emails got mixed up by the busy gallery of a live TV show. If that was the only dodgy email then I'd assume thats exactly what happened.

Unfortunetly for Richard Littlejohn, the problems just keep on coming. The next email Claire reads is from Paula in Sandringham. This time the cliché is "I'm sick too death of...." and the mixed subjects are 'celebrity kiss and tells' (on screen graphics) and political correctness (Claire). Next up is my favourite, this is the one that makes me think that someone at Sky News was not just faking emails but also taking the piss. To interchange glamour model and muslim is their best work yet. I see someone in the gallery decided enough was enough and removed the graphics by the time it got to Phil from Doncaster's email. According to Claire his email was about political correctness (again) but who knows what the graphics would have said.

At this stage, I think Claire might be aware there is a problem and its completely thrown her. When Richard Littlejohn asks her to recap the Sky News poll, she claims the question is 'What do you think of torture?' with 85% of people saying yes and 15% saying no. Presumbly these numbers are made up in plenty of time as they even have the graphics to match.

The second part of this video is the edited version of the show that appeared on Sky News Active. They have removed most of the fake emails but left the one from Marty in Edgbaston for some reason. They also removed the bit where Claire messes up the poll.

Thanks for watching and/or reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
In his recent Daily Mail column, he talks about the torture inquiry. He gives a new spin on an old classic with the words...

.."I’m not condoning torture, but…"
The man is epic, authoritarian, bigoted fail
 (Zappanale, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE HIM ALONE...
IF HE WANTS TO MAKE UP EMAILS AND POLL RESULTS, IT'S HIS DECISION. IN MOCKING HIM WE ARE CONFORMING TO HIS PRECONCEPTIONS OF THE LOONY LEFT...

(and all that sort of bollocks that met the recent image challenge.)
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no lefty but
I think he is a cunt.

My kids now call the Mail the Daily Fail and my 12 year old was giving a friend of mine a bolly for reading it last week!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *nominates for Dad Of The Year Award*
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *wipes away a tear of pride*

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Haxxors!

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post words

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Rut4qm33g
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You really don't need to read the words.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post So were 85% of people saying "Yes, I think about torture."?

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)
This is a link post Spongebob. NSFW

(__, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha
WTF
 (I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post that is BRILLIANT
I especially love the bit where he smiles so much, he 'cuts' his upper lip off!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:49, Reply)
This is a link post Gibson being more of a mental case... NSFW
In full.

Worse than the last one. Proper loony tunes.

NSFW due to excessive insanity.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE MEL GIBSON ALONE!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the upskirt photos they take of him when he's drunk that go too far.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post mashed up by myself
down the page
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
pwnt
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
This is the original unabridged version which I hadn't heard until after I'd seen yours.

Worth listening to for the full-on crazysplosion.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i was just trying to shamelessly plug my own version
which im not sure i mentioned, but its further down the page
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey I heard on the grapevine that you'd done something with this down the page?

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I am intrigued also. Can you tell us more??

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This happens all over the world
It's a clinically depressed man and a woman who just wants to be happy "on her terms"
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post not every "clinically depressed man"
screams abuse and refers to his ex-gf being "Raped by a pack of niggers"

the man is a racist fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's true.
But a lot of people say very silly and/or insulting things they later regret. It's a bit harsh to judge a mans character when you've never met the guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post So?
He's not a politician or a police officer or anyone else in a position of power. He's got every right to be an ignorant, uncultured yobbish fuck if he wants to be, since he is not in a position where his oikishness can damage society. Leave him be, says I.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post If only he acted this well

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post he needs to get himself
Paul Mcartny's PR agent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)

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