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This is a link post What turns a banker on! NSFW I made this!
not really NSFW but maybe a bit.
(TX1 time to start..., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post There's nothing about this tune or video I don't like
*clickity*

Nicely!

You just need to sack the cunts who are confusing "promoting your band and therefore earning their 10%" with "making the unpaid intern spam a bunch of interweb boards." and it will be perfect.

Utter, utter cuntiness of the highest order. And I usually stay silent(ish) on these sort of threads.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
Do you feel used and dirty ? ;)

It's not a bad tune or vid and if it had been actually made by a b3tan I would be very impressed and happy for them...
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, and not in a good way
I was very impressed for a minute or two... we're used to seeing some pretty good production quality round here, so I didn't twig.

I feel dirtier than Tabby's "weekend bag" :-(
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice Awards
www.ditto.tv/

Now stick them up your arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Barclays
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, I see - I shall take back my click.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post wow..
it's just a video dude... get over it... someone paid for it - and It got made. I don't see a problem.
 (TX1 time to start..., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This should be good.
*pulls up a kitten*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, hello!
Did you make it ?
Do you earn anything from promoting it ?
Is it in anyway to your financial advantage that people view the video ?

Now that you are here though, welcome to B3ta! Nice to have new blood, I hope you enjoy your stay and we all very much look forward to having you as an active member of our community :)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I did make it
and no I didn't / don't earn anything from 'clicks' of it etc.

have been a fan of b3ta for many years - but haven't made anything till now worthy of posting.

that is all.

Thanks for your welcome.
 (TX1 time to start..., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!
Well done; it is a high production value video.

So is the video a new addition to the track which was released in October - or are you just promoting it for an album release ?

In what way did you make it ? You don't sound Irish; did you do the Post Production or filming ?


S.W.O.R.D.S debut single and video 'The Reason' is due to be released this summer through UK Label Ditto TV. The video was shot in London at the beginning of 2012 by Tone Davies and Darren Lovell. Currently the final touch ups are being made by the John Davies who has worked with such artists like U2, The Prodigy, Beady Eye, Paul Weller and Snow Patrol.

Watch this space for RELEASE DATES, VIDEO and MERCHANDISE.

UK Label - Ditto TV.
PR (United Kingdom) - Ditto Tv

All tracks written by - Adam Swords & Ciaran Maloney .
Arranged & Performed by - Ciaran Maloney, Conor O Neill & Al Murphy.

 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post just showing the vid off really
and looking forward to hopefully doing the next one.

can posting a video not be as simple as just showing it?
 (TX1 time to start..., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post what, here?
MADNESS!
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post People here get upset by covert commercial promotion.
If you say something like "I made this commercially for a band and I'm proud of it", everybody will be happy.

If you post it simply as "here's something I made", and it turns out that there is, or appears to be, some commercial advantage you gain by posting the video, people will get upset.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ah. I see.
I got paid to make this video - and quite like the results!

Hope this settles everyones blood pressure.
 (TX1 time to start..., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ^fuck every single one of those idiots
utter fucking muppets the lot of 'em.

well done on getting paid for something you made and probably love doing.
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *munches popcorn*

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, if it's good enough for Robert Johnson.
I remember that metal vag lady from 90's Eurotrash.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a video?.... JUST A VIDEO?!
That's what Hitler said and he bummed himself with vegetables!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's some powerfully erotic imagery right there.
Have you considered writing a nazi version of "50 shades of grey"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "As he addressed the Nazi faithful in his inimitable disco fashion, he fantasised about the delectable pain of the irregular shape of a whole head of celery battering his lower intestine; "ACHTUNG!" he barked. He came."

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone give this man a publishing deal.
If the FUCKING IDIOT family friends on fuckbook are anything to go by, if they'll read shit like "50 shades" they'll lap this nazi-cliterature right up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Get over it dude... it's just a rutabaga.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post A talking spammer!
Whatever next.

Carry on like that, young man, and I'll be forced to give you back your *clickity*. *grumble grumble*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice tune.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Was i the only one who felt sorry for the fella getting busted up?
Just because he's a bit of a cunt and wears a suit doesnt warrant torture, ladyminge sparks and robo voice rapping

Noticed it was filmed partially around the regents canal area too - that be my 'hood!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely made video
what did you do on it (genuine question, not weird, hate fuelled, piss posturing like that lot above)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post no' bad

and a lot of people in here need to get a fucking grip of themselves
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Average at best
It has all been done before and by far more talented people.
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a link post Some unusual face paint

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeff Hardy

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post lol, that's quite a sane look for Hardy nowadays
When he's not completely off his box.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post EEEK

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a link post Submarine cable map and other geeky info

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That is pretty geeky, could be useful for anyone planning world domination mind.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Look out for the Cable Laying Terrorists

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post A few of them post here!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post pirates argh
Amazing how data routes has now taken the place of spice routes.
We're knackered if those Somalian/Yemeni pirates ever work out how to dive down and tap into those cables that all run past their doorstep
 (dandharma, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep eating your fibre folks.

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
There's some UK-centric ones available here:

www.kisca.org.uk/charts.htm

Looks like they'll post you some out, if you have a boat (HMS Rubberduck probably doesn't count)!
 (Nicklock, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post If you scroll all the way to the right
you get to the bit marked "Here Be Dragons".
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:38, Reply)
This is a link post Wank London NSFW
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Popular page :o/

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post twitter..reddit...

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Menshn?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post maybees aye maybee naw

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post Bill Murry sound board
Ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't STAND Bill Murray.
Loathe loathe loathe.
There, it feels good to finally admit that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I like him
But much like Stephen Fry and Chuck Norris, i cant understand why he is given god-like status amongst the meme sort.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *adds Dave Grohl to the list*

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you!! He is ace, and an amazing drummer.
Also, this www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsrqw0oElHQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post But the songs....
Jesus.... the boring songs....
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I haven't heard a single note of Foo Fighters/Nirvana for decades.
He, however, seems *lovely*.
Plus they trolled the Westboro Baptist Church, so extra points from me.
(the songs ARE dull, however)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
This one starts quiet then a big chorus, quiet middle eight, big shouty ending, etc, etc
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit like when I have a wank when I'm a bit tired and grumpy.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *points and laughs*
BILLY!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post He was good in Stripes

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post and Ghostbusters.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post and Lost in Translation

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, ladies. I am aware he's been in some excellent films.
I just can't stand him, he's makes my teeth itch.
Completely irrational.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Im like that with Richard Gere and Denzel Washington
I think its because they always seem so smug.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post are you sure it's not gingivitis?

(swank, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Like he'ld let anything ginger in his mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ man, let it go....
...I told you it was 'cos it was so, so tiny & disfigured. Though admittedly the hideous clown-wig-red pubes didn't help.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Groundhog day is a very good film.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post so is the on where he is that sailor bloke, with the lady in it.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "Out of Africa"?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post no silly that's the one with the bloke with a gun and that other lady in it.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Did you ever see that film, where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly, and the fly's head was transplanted onto the man? Anyway, your man has the head of the fly and he's chasing his wife all over the place and she's hiding the jam and everything so he won't get stuck in it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that the one with the same guy that was in the one with the giant baby?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Groundhog day is a very good film.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post oh come on...
he was EXCELLENT in Kingpin, next time you see it, watch his hands
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Lost in Translation was one of the worst films I've ever seen.

I didn't get the Life Aquatic either, but he didn't manage to ruin Ghostbusters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post with you on the
The Life Aquatic is the biggest pile of shit I have ever seen.

And I saw James Corden once.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post OhmyfuckingGod

You lose!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You have no soul.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Groundhog day is a very good film.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Lost in Translation was great.
And he is the reason Ghostbusters worked in the first place!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a link post Railway Etiquette
in response to this Queensland rail train etiquette
 (tichy, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, love it.
My favourite so far

 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post These are excellent!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post These are shit!
*doesn't click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 4:25, Reply)
This is a link post Would you help a muslim?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Jackie Chan's let himself go
But that was nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post What a nice guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice Bloke
but not that unusual. In my life I've been helped dozens of times by total strangers and, in turn, I've helped out other where I can.

It's just "what goes around, comes around". As people helped me, I feel obligated to share the love by helping others.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post My car broke down on me once.
In the snow.
Only person to stop? Some ultra-chav in a mega-chav-wagon. Gave me a jump start (car was have leccy faults) then he followed me for 5 mins in case the car conked out again.

Life lesson? Never judge a chav by the polyester!
 (SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Good man
Especially for not excepting or expecting anything.
 (Sherbs, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *bites tongue*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Excepting this sort of spelling is your first step to a less ragey world, Tabs.
But yeah...I'm with you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Bentos.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't make me add your name to the tin ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, Bentos, they spelt your name wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they should rename the pie "Brentos"
Otherwise it's only one letter a way from being minty fresh, and who wants a minty fresh pie??
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see folk will help their local carbomber on his way...
don't want that explosion in your neighbourhood eh?
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Reckon this guy works across the street
Was watching everything going on with cameras coming out every 15 mins ect.
Decides to go over and act like a great guy and get on telly. He was way over the top with dishing out "his love".

What a pessimistic little tit I am.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 'dont judge people by what they're wearing on their head'
that's up there with 'I have a dream...'
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
love it!
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post nice chap

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Did they actually do a control experiment
without a muslim?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^haha

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post and no i wouldn't have helped him

the cunt has a big fancy car and can't change a wheel on it?....fuck 'im
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The world needs more of him.
A lot more!
 (Miggyman, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post very nice
but is it fair to imply that all the people who didn't help actually chose not to because that the guy was muslim, rather than possible other reasons why someone would just walk by in that situation (too busy/didn't want to get grime on their clothes/don't know how to change a wheel themselves/too shy to approach a stranger in the street etc)
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post This seemed just a bit too contrived.
Everyone is quick to point out others biases while ignoring their own.

Then I saw the ABC logo and knew it was propaganda.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Sorry to be wearing a foil hat, but it does seem a little contrived.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy's an idiot.
Trying to undo the nuts *after* jacking the car up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Mind you, that's a lesson I learned the hard way...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck it
Dude is wearing black clothes. He's far more qualified to be working with road dirty greasy wheels. The idiot wearing the white shirt and a grin on his head is just "axing" for it.
 (Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice kid...
...but I wouldn't have helped him, or anyone else, because I couldn't be fucking bothered.
 (I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a link post Girl does lots of Pokemen voices
6 minutes of mentalness......
(Spin Its a thing., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah Pokemon where transient children capture wild animals and force them to fight to the finish.
I've one myself.
Dogonastring has won all his fights.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you get Pikachew on a bus?
Pokemon

(should have done that with 'the bird on a bus' earlier)
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post My Pikachew evolved into a Kidachew when it mauled a child

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did the pokémon trainer hide under your bed?
So he could pikachu!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Kill it with fire
Fuck all of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It is amusing to think that every single pokemon had to have a voice actor.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post No it's not.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Bulbasaur was voiced by the same actress as Rei Ayanami
Trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i think i worked out why 20 year olds have botox now
sorts out their STUPID OVER-EXPRESSIVE FACES!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I too have noticed this annoying trend, what are they watching on TV that's causing them to mirror gurn so much?
Is it a Glee thing maybe? It looks very valley girl so I'm assuming some merkin kid appeal program has a cast of over actors.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post My made up theory - a lot of youtube stuff is filmed on a webcam
so you're effectively watching someone look in a mirror.

This feedback loop makes people pull faces they think are attractive.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Suppose if a kid did do 'deadpan' ...........
they'd look pretty much like they do all day :D
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Decent theory!
When I webcam I tend to move less, as when peeps at the other end wander about n change distance etc then their webcam is always resetting its white balance or focus, n it's just plain annoying to look at.

I enjoyed the Sarah Milican solution of a webcam hat, tho...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post well look at the horse effluent they see on TV
they're all doing it. Nicky Minaj, feckin Black Eyed Peas, those stupid "pop punk" bands. I think it originates with Gwen Bloody Stefani and may be taken from k/j-pop influence, or it's just from overdone lipsync vids that have somehow become a very annoying "style".
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I would
I like ladies with expressive faces
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hear hear.
And between that and her kookie love of Pokemon, she's making a lot of nerds worldwide very happy. A synchronised "Nerdgasm", if you will.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I managed a minute of it
Needs more chesticles, shirley.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Our very own dbroon once said something along the lines of
"I don't like the 'Tits or GTFO' phrase, but I think it's appropriate here".
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
would
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a link post In which I ask my local utilities company to build the Thames Water Access Tunnel (TWAT) I made this!


Another of my shoddily-illustrated letters to confused customer relations departments of large corporations. And YES, the die is cast - I've actually sent it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post haha twat :)

brill
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they build the tunnel.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish you all the best in having your T.W.A.T. excavated.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post They're going to have to re-make the stool chart for this one.
Remember that 1000 slice of bacon burger guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post He might turn yerro eating all that cheese.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post is it me or does he say fuck you at the end?
.
 (Miggyman, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Sooo Gud!'

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post why?
just why attempt this?!
 (A C0rnish Pasty http://www.youtube.com/user/aC0rnishPasty?feature=, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a link post I stopped watching that british fave number one thing on tv
Cos it annoyed the fuck out of me. Don't these things always end up with 'Queen'or 'Abba' winning???

'Stand And Deliver' by Adam Ant was a popular choice...That wasn't even his best track, let alone a brilliant number one.Before Malcolm Mclaren shaped the whole money-spinning pirate image - there was a mentally fragile and imageless man that created some fantastic and memorable punk/post punk spastic dancing & singing.Those people voting have probably never witnessed this!
(Tivert, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 6:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember
Favorite /= best!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
That is the misconception that i can overlook.Sadly, there are hordes of ITV viewers that will never understand that.
 (Tivert, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Be thankful. If they did, then you wouldn't feel different...somewhat superior.
 (loci, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Spell it properly:
Favourite.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I swear you and Tabs are going to merge into one entity soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post If that ever happens it will signal the end of the world.
Like a zombie apocalypse.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Why's everyone so down on the zombie apocalypse?
A few years of transition whilst the slow and the week are processed into Zombies by Darwinian forces.
Then managed right you can finally guilt free slave labour.

There's too many people in the world, not enough resources and China is raising their labour prices.
I see a solution.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post way ahead of you there
Zombie hookers
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Zombie powered cars
Is where it will be at
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Go wrap it in razor wire & shove it up your cheese-encrusted cockend sideways,
you massive ginger nonce.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *runs off crying*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are cunts

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree, other peoples cats are cunts.
Mine of just lovely*

*Starlings may disagree.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You are wrong, my dog HATES cats, ergo, CaC.
Your cats are a disgrace.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You run like a girl.
a fat girl
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fat girls run!?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Only when they want to get sweaty.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post it could have been a lot worse
at least the winner wasn't The Spice Girls or Britney Spears or something. Or worse, The Beatles.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Table talk is one of the weaker tracks on Dirk
What about Cleopatra, Nine plan failed, Animals and Men or never trust a man (with egg on his face)?
If I had to pick a favourite I'd be torn between Xerox, Physical (you're so) and Whip in my Valise
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, those are much better tracks.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ^That
I'd go with Zerox, too, apart from the fact it wasn't on the original DWWS, only the later re-release, so it'd have to be Cleopatra.

And did Malcy give Adam the Pirate theme? I thought he just took his money, and fucked off with the rest of his band to form Bow Wow Wow?
 (dieselmonkey, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer Stand And Deliver to be honest
but it's an interesting clip nonetheless
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a link post Huge burger issue. NSFW
That needs to be sorted.
(Fluffster, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 3:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
This has a surprising amount of one liners from Burger lady.
 (Zappanale, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 3:43, Reply)
This is a normal post christ
10 minutes?
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Jump to 4:50 for the juicy stuff.
 (Zappanale, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 3:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
you weren't wrong!
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 3:49, Reply)
This is a normal post She went from being righteous and right on
to being a complete pain in the ass.Yes, she is a stickler for the point and, in no way deserved to be manhandled.But jesus wept, even she admitted that she no longer wanted the burger.It's an unwinnable argument when everyone is tired and just wants to get home, and you decide that your eating needs are different to everybody else on the same coach.And then further irritate everyone by admitting that you don't actually fancy the thing that has caused your staunch protest!
 (Tivert, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 5:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't a staunch protest, and there was nothing righteous about it.
She was just being annoying and childish. Throw away the burger or get off the f*cking bus.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Could have ate 6 burgers in that time.
 (Bob The Frog, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think she should be given a special seat.
On the ground, just in front of the rear wheels.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 6:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all gone wrong for Daisy Steiner.
Back when I got the bus you got something like this 2 or 3 times a week.
Now I drive! Yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What a self righteous cunt.
The best bit was when she got chucked off, I hope the person that did that didn't get into trouble because of that stupid fucking bitch.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
Couldn't agree more. I was fantasising about smashing her face into the tarmac after about 2 minutes. What a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post When Greenham protester ran out of protests :P

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yea, I bet she's a lezza.
On the blob.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No, just missing some 'good loving'

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What a tolerant bus load of people
I was amazed someone didn't violently throw her of the bus much sooner
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post There are so many selfish cunts like that woman and they really spoil Britain for the rest of the population.
ME ME ME
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post If you click through to youtube, you discovered it's labelled as "Fight in London Liverpool Street and police brutality"
Worra load of old cock. Stupid self-centred cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse still, the commenters keep defending her and criticising the pissed off commuters.
For fuck's sake.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post If the replacement bus driver had simply told her
that the next bus would be there in five minutes right at the start, instead of "you're not getting on my bus with that, it's more than my job's worth", would she have kicked up such a fuss?

As for the thug who threw her to the ground, I hope he got charged with assault.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, she over stepped the mark being a pissed twat and deserved to be hurled from the bus
about the only thing that might have sobered her up as well. Shortly afterwards the bus got moving and everybody else can get on with life
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I kinda felt her pain
She'd bought some food to eat on the train, which she would have been allowed to do. She is plonked on to a rail replacement bus and was told she can't take food on it. She kept saying she wanted a receipt for the food so she could claim the money back from BR - this seems fair enough, it is their fault, not hers. And she kept implying she was going to eat it later, not on the bus. Any number of things could have happened here to keep the customer happy, including leaving her food up with the driver till she got off, but she was just facing a blank wall of bureaucracy and I'm not surprised she ended up crying and screaming.

/Edit: Screaming and crying is all I want to do whenever I catch a train (Or get in my car - I can't win), I'm just too English to do it.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post On the plus side a coach load of people didn't have to smell her rancid meat paste sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, this is true!
She did look like she hadn't washed in a couple of days...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Shameful misogyny right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you ever tried pulling apart a rancid meat paste toasty?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw no vagina.

(Leemondus, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst epitaph ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "not surprised she ended up crying and screaming"
because of a turn of circumstances like you describe? Jesus christ, over the price of a fucking burger as well?

The way you justify her acting like a mong is everything I despise about how people view society these days. Shrug, ditch the food, get on the bus, go home.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Judging by the attitude of all the people on the bus,
including the chap filming, I think your society is quite safe :-)

I was just sympathising with her frustration at the sheer indignity of it all...the ridiculous rail fairs, the replacement bus, the general lateness, the stress AND being ripped off TWICE* for a shit burger. The burger was likely the last straw.

* Assuming she bought a replacement when she got off the bus.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You just shrug and get on with life though
Without holding up a bus load of other people. The only indignity would be having to sit next to someone with smelly food, hence why it wasn't allowed on the bus. It's not rocket science. Did she really think the bus driver or any official associated with that bus had the capacity to write out a receipt for food she bought somewhere else? Seriously?

To have a spasm like that over something so trivial and minor is simply being a bellend
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post BR?
How is the coach driver, working for an outside company, contracted to the train company she's travelling with, going to 'give her a receipt' for the cost of her food?
 (tomegranate, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the comment nine minutes in...
First stop, Burger King!
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a link post Look around

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, ants.
Thants.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks meat,
theat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 5:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off cats,
cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Blants

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's sooo quiet!

(I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i have bookmarked this for later...
as in tomorrow. just a bit too much for my attention span at the moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
This documentary made me laugh a lot. Scientists extrapolating and generalizing from experiments that are reductionist by nature (specifically reduced to fit into the lab) often make me laugh.

...and the occasional sci-narrative such as the one about the humans leaving africa only did so because their subconscious minds ignored the risk... ahh, that's a classic.

Don't get me wrong - I'm not anti-science. I'm just anti-simplification.
 (chompedhomas, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 4:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This is Horizon, science in tabloid form visualised for the MTV generation, they used to do good adult brain hurting stuff.
Now simplistic one sided nonsense with silly cuts, effects and accompanying OTT fright sounds before they say something bland and obvious as if it's meant to be a big shocking reveal of scary hard facts is all they do now.

Much like 90% of current TV, especially anything with Gordon Bennett Ramsey in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Equinox was much better.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post when Skrillex found God
amen
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post “If god was real, this wouldn't exist.”
-Dylan M. Taylor
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That review is made even better when you see
that his only other review is a very straight laced one of a wireless router.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked on a track or two to see if it's really that bad
sounds literally like someone who heard dub step once thought, 'I can do that shit!'
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post so sounds like every other dubstep 'tune' then

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 4:14, Reply)
This is a link post Babywear 50 shades style
probably the most inappropriate merchandise I've seen so far. The kind of gift you'd take to a golden shower not a baby shower. If you take gifts to golden showers that is. I'm not sure about the etiquette surrounding such an event.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure golden showers are events as such but you're right about it being more appropriate for that situation
I mean, whenever I do it its a case of "I need a wee and I'm getting a blow job - shit can't stop the blow job, must piss in her mouth". In that instance, I think the bib would be an excellent gift.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this demonstrates the standard etiquette


Shouting "Oh boy!" is mandatory.

(http://www.b3ta.com/links/Do_you_know_what_a_golden_shower_is_Have_you_ever_heard_of_fisting)
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 5:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh boy!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a storyboard from the worst quantam leap moment ever?

(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah hahahaha!!
Best comment all week, and it's only monday morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine office lols.
Have a click
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
thank you for clearing that up for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a link post a new track I made today I made this!
still needs a tweak or two
 (fulcannelli, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)
This is a link post Ongoing volunteer work on my local canal I made this!
I'm filming progress for the society. Basically, the canal splits at this junction. It heads for Bolton in one direction and Salford in the other, but the canal is dry at the junction. Under one of the remaining junction bridges, a huge pile of spoil has built up over a period of decades, so we're removing all that crap. We'll use that spoil to build a new dam further up the dry section. Then we'll see about flooding the dry section with a few feet of water, so the forest of trees we cut down don't grow back.

If anyone's in the area (Little Lever), feel free to pop by and take a look. You can even volunteer if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an ace thing to do!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Great project.
Are you going to put it back into operation and run it, like restored railways?
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The plan is to restore it fully
But with this economy...

I wrote the Wikipedia article, which explains the canal's history and why it fell into disuse. It boils down to a fuckoff massive breach that occurred over 70 years ago. It was never repaired and thus the canal slowly became obsolete.

It starts at the Irwell near Granada TV in Manchester, heads up past Salford University, through Agecroft, under the M60, and meets up where the above footage was filmed. Then it heads in one direction off to Bolton, and in the other to Bury.

We've spent ages chopping trees down, but if we just leave it, they'll grow back. So we want to clear that bridge (water beyond there), build a new dam, and flood a big section. It'll be prettier, nothing will grow back, and it'll keep the canal in people's thoughts. There's plenty of sections still in water so it isn't bone dry, but the more dry sections we can flood, the better.

I read that the opening ceremony for the Olympics cost £27M. That's about what it'd cost to get most of this canal back open. It runs through some fairly deprived areas, but also some utterly stunning countryside.

£27M for something that lasts a few hours, or £27M for something that's been around since 1791. Go figure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish you all the best with this
Is it too late to have canal restoration declared an Olympic sport?

Also, I think this has to be restored, as a priority www.penninewaterways.co.uk/mbb/mbbc34.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's where we're working
Right at the top of those locks.

There's a new bridge going in shortly, once that's there then we can start digging those locks out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you find many dead prostitutes at the canal?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Good on you.
Nice to see someone doing something rather than sitting about whingeing/saying it's someone else's job.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not really fair to make a direct comparison
Obviously the project is worthy, but it doesn't bring in billions of pounds of tourist revenue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I vote for the latter.
A navigable waterway for leisure use is an excellent benefit for any urban or rural area, in addition to being one of the few things I miss out here. I'm formerly from HI, so water sports were a part of my life, albeit somewhat minor compared to most residents. To the north of me, some Denver residents obtain their fishing licenses and you can see the occasional urbanite flycasting the Platte River near the downtown area.

I just checked that on the global maps: that does look lovely and I wish you and the society all the best in getting it done. Can they take or use donations? I can't really physically help from Colorado and would enjoy giving what little I can towards that effort.
 (I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 5:51, Reply)
This is a normal post lazy

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!
Nob End
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nob End locks
connect Twat Face Canal with Stupid Cunt Whore Water
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You kept your camera on the dump tractor for quite a while
You either like tractors or Mr. Arm Tattoo
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not so keen on them these days.
He's an ex-tractor fan.
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 4:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive.
I've walked some of this, between Bury and Manchester. It's currently awful - but it'd be great to see it come back to life in time.

I'm even tempted to sign up to give you a hand once I've got my current projects out of the way in a couple of months.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The more the merrier
You don't have to be a society member to volunteer, so just check the society's website (or gaz me).

www.mbbcs.org.uk/

(for some reason the society website is down, very odd...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The domain expired 2 weeks ago
Whoever has the enom login details better get in there quick and renew it

webwhois.nic.uk/cgi-bin/webwhois.cgi?wvw7yesk=3hryr4hby3&wquery=mbbcs.org.uk&submit=Lookup
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post too late
I've nabbed it for donkey porn
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 4:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Good thing to see
I live in Wigan and the Leeds-Liverpool canal is near enough on my doorstep, its a great walk during the summer, this is good to see. I might pop down.
 (PieEater, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Good on you!!! a really worthy project!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Tree murdering bastards!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 3:38, Reply)
This is a normal post whats the benefit in restoring the canal?
/question out of genuine interest, not snarkiness
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 3:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely walks through the countryside
Reinvigoration of old industrial land, more wildlife habitat, new housing, jobs, increased property values, etc. Plus there's the opportunity to build new marinas along its route, so more trade for local businesses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Add to this fishing rights,
also cheap housing (Houseboats).
Generally good for the local economy.
 (I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post always handy for drowning a few kittens too

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post cool beans :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm interested in voluteering
but the website is down. Can someone gaz me some contact details?
I used to live on a canal boat, and have always had a fascination for waterways, so would like to give some of my time to a local project.
 (I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a link post Doctor Who Anime
Not sure how this had passed me by. Apologies if GC but the level of awesome is extreme.

Gets better as it goes on.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Doctor Who is utter shit.
I'll only watch this if there's tentacle rape.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fairly sure a law was passed that means it's actually illegal to criticize Doctor Who
....and Stephen Fry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post SFaC

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post OMFG
His show on america was so fucking boring. dear god he's overexposed.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Stephen fry has been banned from NZ
For being a pompous ass.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 6:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get all the hate for Stephen Fry.
If Douglas Adams was still alive they could have worked on some really good projects.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Stephen Fry has been banned from Germany because he denies the holocaust.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Stephen Fry is banned from Vietnam
for fiddling with Gary Glitter
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Was this actually done by a proper Anime studio?
It looks more like it was done by annoying Western world fans-of-anime. Doesn't look crisp/fluid enough.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that.
Is there any more?
 (Sherbs, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)

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