How much grit do you have?
Apparently it makes no difference how high your IQ might be, success is all about hard work (who knew?). This test tells you how much 'grit' you have - the more grit, the more you're likely to succeed.
The US army, some schools and various other important groups are using this test to check if you're really worth it....
(I have quite a lot of grit - I scored 4 - I'm now waiting for success)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:47,
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3.75, do gritty people round up?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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i wish any of these test worked...
but a test is cheat able... and humans cheat.
so far the best way i've found to "test" a human being is over time... a long period of time.
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I gave up
Its not an interactive test, so I found it annoying to even bother with. How much grit does this suggest I have?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:09,
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i scrolled down to the bottom first and looked at the scoring...
then went through and confirmed my positive bias.
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I couldn't be bothered, does that mean I lack grit? Or I'm gritty doing something else at the moment?
Actually I got about 2.5. Mid-Grit.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:10,
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I'm more urban than gritty, kind of like Aswad.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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I read questions 1 to 6 scrolled down to look at the scoring then I couldn't be bothered.
I think i'm about as gritty as a gay blancmange.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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my IQ is so high I didn't even need to look at the scoring to know I'm a failure
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:46,
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I was just hoping it would have some kind of shit generalised mostly 1's or mostly 2's scoring system,
like virtually every womens magasine ever invented. As soon as I saw it involved recording your answers, addition, and division I couldn't be bothered.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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Who's dissertation is this?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:09,
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the idea that an army which has more than 50% of it's force declared obese testing people for 'grit' or 'intelligence' makes me wheeze
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My driveway has tons of grit...
...but it's never done a day's wrok.
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Tropical Lego Birds.
A few of you may remember the British Bird Series this guy did, he's now done a Tropical Birds Series (only small so far).
Link to his main Flickr page (so you can see the Owl again), link to sets on the right and ting.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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These are great
I see he has been busy. Wonder where he got those colour lego bits.
I hope he does an ostrich or a turkey one day.
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He's been really busy.
I think you can actually order specific lego pieces, i think, i'm not sure.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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Lego
is more sophisticated than i thought. Hope to see them on sale, although Lego always seems a bit pricey. I would buy the Robin.
Ave good day y'all
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he was trying to get the sets manufactured, there is a poll page on the lego website, if your set gets enough votes over a certain timescale they put it into production.
I don't know if he succeeded or not.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:23,
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This^ you can order individual pieces from their website.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:19,
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YAY! He is awesome! he is from Bristol too.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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Speaking of Bristol weirdos, I've just noticed LP is missing his candle day
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=5044
10 years the old bugger.
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Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:40,
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aww! I hope he shows up, I'm going to gaz him anway.
Thanks for pointing it out!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:45,
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I check everyone's user profile each day to make sure no one misses out.
I'm good like that.
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Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:04,
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I'm not far off, you'll have to remind me closer to the time.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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Tweets from the washing machine.
NSFW
You have to view the conversations, but this is what happens when home appliances respond to tweets about them.
NSFW only due to sweariness.
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Muns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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Haha love it.
Randomly stupid shit is good.
I'm followed by someone called "Little Red Hen" or something. Their schtick seems to be based around changing the word "fuck" for "cluck" in their tweets. Needless to say, their popularity hasn't skyrocketed.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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Pure gold. I love it!
The Washing Machine @_WashingMachine
FRIDGEFREEZER IS ONE LUCKY FUCKER. SHE'S GOT A VIEW OF THE TV. I WATCHED THE OLYMPICS WHILST "UNLOADING".
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@_WashingMachine At least you don't have to deal with the "man of the house" unloading INTO you. I do. It scars me, every time.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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Hahaha! This is FAR funnier than it should be!
"someone needs to turn the fucking washing machine off. every 10 seconds it makes the most annoying bleeps."
"@Wha_The_Duck YOU FUCKING WHAT? BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. ThAT'S RIGHT. FUCK YOU."
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"Victoria Melhuish ‏@melhuiiish what happens if you put dry clean only stuff in the washing machine?"
"The Washing Machine @_WashingMachine
@melhuiiish I GO FUCKING MENTAL"
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Italy makes it illegal to say the words "You don't have the balls" to someone
Eel of Weasley
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:36,
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I went to a school where they banned the phrase "I've been slaving over a hot stove all night" as they considered it sexist.
We were 10 at the time, ridiculous.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:42,
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Where in there is a mention of gender? If anyone would be offended, it would be on racial terms (slavery mentioned), but that would be ridiculous too.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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I much prefer the Daily Star, it is far less biased than the Guardian.
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Do you buy it for the artcles or do you just like looking at the pictures?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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yeah I was hoping pissy could edit the "i" in there for me. Nice to see simple typos making someone happy.
you must be a really happy guy hanging out on the internet looking for typos.
Edit:Oh look I missed out a capital letter! oh and there is a comment at the top of the board with a comma missing! see if you can catch it before someone edits it!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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Thanks for breaking my sarcasm monitor
Now I got to buy a new one
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:17,
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Sorry, i'll pay you back in biscuits.
:D
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:24,
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A little sensitive today are we?
Don't worry. I'll help you put all your toys back in your pram.
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JamTallons, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:27,
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Thanks. It's nothing personal, it just pisses me off when people make arbitrary remarks on something that
most people couldn't give flying fuck about. Unless of course it is really funny and they are asking for it. I'll be good now. :D
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:33,
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It's only because the Guardian is known for typos.
"Private Eye" refers to it as "The Grauniad" as a consequence. But yeah, not very funny :-).
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JamTallons, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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Yeah I know about the Grauniad reference. Some of their typos are legend though.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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I despise all newspapers
Well, ok that's a broad statement, I'm sure there are some nice ones out there. But I refuse to buy from a business whose sole purpose seems to be to make others lives a misery. I'm much happier for not reading them :)
That goes for a lot of women's magazines as well. Evil soul-sucking hate-filled nastiness on every page.
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How is conservapedia covering the 2012 games?
If your answer is "Hilariously, with large doses of paranoia about teh gayz and teh godless", award yourself a medal and a hefty sponsorship deal.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:12,
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It's real.
It was set up to counter the supposed liberal bias in Wikipedia.
And also that same liberal bias in reality.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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it also links to some batshit mental sites..
...like this for example (linked on home page): questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/evolutionists-atheists-and-agnostics.html
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:32,
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Yes.
It's Poe's Law in action!
... as far as I know, it was originally meant to be serious (as Enzyme says, "to counter the supposed liberal bias in Wikipedia") -- but I think it's since been largely taken over by parodists, and the administrators are too dense to realise that everyone's making fun of them.
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It was overrun by parodists at one stage.
But I think that they now vet contributors quite strictly, just in case some sanity creeps in.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:46,
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It is indeed.
www.conservapedia.com/Poe%27s_law
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:16,
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Hang on, it's the 'XXX Olympiad'?
Suddenly I feel shortchanged by that opening ceremony.
Lots of sniggers from that article though. Love the outrage at 'Overrated Sports Stars'.
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Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:24,
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brilliant
"Soccer players in the United Arab Emirates team bowed toward Mecca when they scored a goal. They did not advance to the quarterfinals."
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:47,
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I *love* this, & I love you for finding it for a slow friday morning
"will atheist nations underachieve in team sports?"
That's not a question I even realised I needed answers to, until now.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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www.conservapedia.com/Disgusting
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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Wow, that's ironic.
You fat, ginger, balding, saggy-tittied, swamp-breathed bag-lady.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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Good morning Tabs, nice weather we're having eh?
I hope all is well down there in lovely Bristol.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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Go wrap it in barbed wire & shove it up your gaping, maggot-spewing anus, cuntlord.
;)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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Arf! You're always good for a laugh.
Any plans for the weekend?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:28,
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Honestly, don't ask- I don't want to bum /links out with a litany of ubershitness.
Yourself?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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Everythings gravy in the Amadeus household
Got a new toy arriving today.
A fancy pants HD free-view recorder so I can get rid of virgin.
So this weekend is going to be spent playing piano, watching telly and transferring around 15 gallons of homebrew wine from one vessel to another.
Sorry to hear about your Übershitness
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:02,
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S'not all bad. I *may* be seeing Herbs tomorrow.
I really must think about homebrewing...I've had some smashing homebrew wine.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:14,
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I do find it a marvelous way to acquire a large amount of cheap alcohol
Got some very drinkable recipes if you want them
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:25,
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My batch of ale is conditioning at the moment
Tempted to start up some wine/cider type concoction in the meantime
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:40,
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I can't wait until our apples are ready, they make beautiful cider. Should really get soe wine going too,
got loads of black currants and loganberries ready. Nice job for the weekend methinks. Thanks for reminding me.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:50,
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Never attempted wine before
So it should be a larf! Though I did do a cider once years ago. It went wrong. I made my Brother drink it. I am a cruel sibling.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:22,
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Ooof! your poor brother! I used to have a six foot screw beam press in the back garden, we made 500 gallons one year,
Got invited to an awful lot of barbeques, donated that to the town orchard though, it is quite a silly amount of cider to have kicking about. Just got a small press now, home made from a car jack, threaded bar, some oak and an old washing machine drum. It works beautifully. Wine is a bit more difficult to do than cider, Just make sure everything is nicely sterile, get your yeast going first and don't forget the sugar, In fact ask amadeus, he seems to be very sage in these matters. Most of all have fun!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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*nods sagely*
Make sure every things clean.
I use VWP as it rinses nicely and doesn't leave a taste.
Once yeast is going you'll get a nice CO2 layer that will protect the brew from infections so long as no foreign bodies get in.
Unless you own a vineyard don't be a snob about making "prison brew"
I've made very nice brews using white grape juice from supermarket and fruit tea bags.
Dissolve suger in boiling water until clear before adding to the mix.
Only add the yeast when the temp is in the mid 20's or you'll just kill it.
Don't go mad and add twice as much sugar as required. You'll just get a very sweet wine.
Yeast generally dies at around 17% proof with a few going to 22% but don't taste that good.
Praise the yeast organism for the wonder it is.
This little feller gobbles sugar, pisses alcohol and farts CO2.
When it comes to clearing you have a choice. Leave things to settle by themselves over a couple of weeks or add some isinglass.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isinglass
This is why most wine is not vegetarian btw.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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If you are a veggie, settle, rack, settle, rack the more times you do it the clearer it gets.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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This is generally what I do too
I have such an abundance of the stuff i'm in no hurry for it to clear.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:02,
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YOU DREADFUL NONCE STOP GROOMING MEEEEEEE!!!!!!111
Thank you, yes- I would be interested in a gander.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:42,
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Helpful email in your Gaz box
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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Awwwww!! it's so sweet to see you two playing so nicely together!
:D Who wants ice cream?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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I decided to be nice and helpful today after all the agro of the past few days.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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Oh you scamp..... *ruffles hair*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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Why's your hand down his.......
...oh I see
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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You're MEANT to ruffle *head* hair.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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I think alot of people are in the same mood, it's nice to see a couple of old faces back here too.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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So this is what it says:
Britain has underachieved because it did not win a gold medal intil day 5.
Yet, USA has achieved despite being behind China because china have a much bigger population...
Why didn't they point out that USA have 6 times to population of Britain, so by that logic being 5th on the leader board Britain are overachieving
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Because GOD, with added USA! USA! USA!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:37,
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You know you can't argue with these people using logic
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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Quite, remember when they beat us 1-1 at footsoccer?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:11,
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Well obviously. That is quite incredible.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:45,
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If you've never watched it, it's well worth a looksee......
....The Hip Hop Years. A cracking 3 parter from C4 in the 90s (methinks). It's worth it alone for the interview with Kool Herc right at the start where he replays how he invented hip-hop. It sends shivers up my spine every time I see it. I find it really strange how one of the biggest cultural movements of my time, as a kid who went from being 5 to 15 in the 80s, that all hip-hop can be directly attributed back to one man who never made any money from it and never left the Bronx. Well him and Jimmy Saville invented hip-hop but that's a different story.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:04,
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Aces, think I've seen these before.
Can't believe hip-hop is 4 freaking decades old now.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:09,
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It's really good all the way through.
Part 2 is just as good as part 1, part 3 tails off a little almost mirroring the hip-hop scene!
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:14,
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Nice. I shall be watching this.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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It's from 1999.
I was watching this one recently.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:53,
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I have the exact same tap in my bathroom.
I fucking hate it!
*clicks* for an excellent video.
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I'm sorry, what? Are there some Olympics on? I didn't realise, because nobody mentions it on facebook, in the office, on the telly, on my coke can, on my cereal box, on the shampoo ads, in the papers, in the pub.....
...Artistically, I'm loving your work, but I think your subject matter has been done to death.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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Brilliant stuff!
I love the saucer velodrome :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:32,
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The Dark Knight Returns - Animated
I had no idea this was in production.
please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit,
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:34,
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0:39 - guest star: Janine Melnitz from Ghostbusters
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:37,
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if it is shit you could always just read the book again
Frank Miller - you used to be the best...
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Well he's had a better success rate than Alan Moore when it comes to film adaptations
300 and Sin City were pretty good.
And i've read that book countless times, the sequel only once.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:56,
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Well I liked V for Vendetta
and I thought they made a pretty good job of Watchmen.
Come to think of it I quite liked From Hell too...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:47,
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I liked them in their own right but Moore wasn't best pleased.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:51,
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I thought watchmen was awesome
but it had possibly the most uncomfortable sex scene ever, I was embarrassed for myself, the actors, the crew, the furniture in my house, everything
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Which one was that? On top of the Owl ship or with Dr Manhattan?
I've only watched it the once and was drunk so maybe I didn't pick up on it.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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The Owl ship was really cringey.
I remember going for a wee during it I was that embarrassed and then realised what that probably looked like to the other people in the cinema.
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Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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You mean you weren't popping out somewhere more private to touch your cock?
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frank miller
is a reactionary, reaganist right wing cunt. and no mistake.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
No Kevin Conroy, no Mark Hamill, no thanks.
Although nice to see that David ST Hubbins is playing Dr Wolper.
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Hasn't Hamill quit playing the joker now?
Should hire Tom Waits to replace him.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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I think he may have quit over royalties regarding Arkham City/ Asylum
However he IS the Joker as far as the DC animated universe is concerned. I watched Under the Red Hood recently with someone else doing the voice and it just wasn't right.
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His chin looks like a cereal box.
Reminds me of my first girlfriend.
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:16,
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London Town
My friends wrote this song / made this video. I like it!
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I watched it with the sound off (nothing interrupts my music!)
But i liked the video. Good to see a 'yeay london' video rather than a cynical 'london is shit' type one. I loves london, me.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:39,
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Well that's astonishing
I wonder what the Gold Medal™ winner did to beat that...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 7:15,
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If I remember rightly
she tied two bottle-rockets to her feet and made herself into a human Catherine wheel. They don't make 'lympics like used to.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:10,
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It was going so well and then that reallly gay song came on
I didn't even know it was that old.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:18,
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Christ, that's impressive.
Shame they had to ruin the vid with turgid nu-metal.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:36,
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^this^
I fucking hate that band. Stinkin Park, right? Bunch of cunts. Can't rap, can't rock, can't sing, but somehow they put all three into the same song and millions of 'fans' never noticed. Bunch of cunts, the lot of 'em. Oh, and chuck in a bunch of dogshit CGI music videos to ice the cake.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:48,
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with you on that
they are massive in SE Asia, its like a sullen adolescent's go to band
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Wouldn't the feathers muffle the sound?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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Silly. They don't have feathers!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h8rH8zxA64
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JamTallons, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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She was on with Matt Alright the otherday......
..so that makes her 57..........looked like she had had a loooooooooooong paper round
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Moooo.
Mmmmooovve it across the road.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 6:08,
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Nice tune attached
would have listened more
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 6:53,
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no clue
what the tune is. i feel like i have heard it before, but can't place it.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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It's Wind of Change by the Scorpions.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ
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Pod Malore B3ta changed the way I poop, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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Ah OK!
i thought i had heard it before. Thanks!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 19:37,
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The Dukes of Holland
Why would anyone do this. Liberal attitudes in the Netherlands perhaps, or because it's daft
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That was fucking excellent.
Time to orange up the fiesta and get me some bus stop jumping action in.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:27,
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For all you old farts....
why, when I was a kid, did the set look like the starship enterprise and the women looked like supermodels who really wanted me?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 1:23, Reply)
thanks for being a complete buzz kill.
you have just reminded me there was a point i rollerskated to this.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 5:45,
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Is there really anyone left on the planet who does not know all the words to this song?
And if there is why? A completely flawless tune. Stangely funded by a Granny. I'm gonna find a link to the Hop Hop years.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:48,
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Talking of hip hop poetry
This is so lovely and ace.
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mookay immune to icons since, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:10,
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that's awesome!
he looks like a wee boy at the end, all about to cry and what not. :D
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tickle I was away, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 2:39,
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WARNING: this vid contains images of tits, Lord of Tah 9 you are NOT allowed to watch it.
This is more your thing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLouwiv5wSo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Hahahahahaahahaha
0:59 "I guess this is how Eve looked in the garden of Eden"
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:43,
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I like the woman from Kentucky with her Mother.
She seems fun.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:45,
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My problem was never with tits, just that you embedded the video with the preview
This one's preview is SFW so I don't care
Edit: Still needs a NSFW tag though (for the video)
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:49,
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One day I should imagine you'll be a mod with such astute observations for our collective welfare
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:07,
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I like how you think a NSFW tag would be more preventative than the words:
'WARNING: this vid contains images of tits'.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:09,
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I <3 this.
But I think it raises more than awareness. Which I also like.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:27,
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I'm all for it.
..But in my mind, feminists will be popping their tits out and then doing their nut if they catch you looking.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:40,
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Well, that would be better than what we have today.
Hooey, I might even listen.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 1:45,
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sigh... yay, boobies? she is making a statement... whoopdeedooda.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 5:22,
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probably helps that she's not a bad looker
"the b-word, I'm not going to say it"
"boobies?"
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*squints* I think I can just make out a bit of areola in the preview pic
*drops p45*
on a side not this is all well and good but hows this promoting feminism?
Want to make a statement on equality choose someone that you really wouldn't like to see tits out.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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Great, now you've aroused Pissflaps
*throws up*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:13,
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One for fans of rap and poetry
George Watsky. He's ace, and I'm going to see him live this Sunday in that London. WOOT!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:10,
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I thought that I would DESPISE that with a great hatred, but I was wrong.
Klik.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)
I think a lot of people see the word 'rap' and have certain preconceptions, because the stuff that gets seen in the mainstream is often the crap. The hip hop/rap genres are really diverse these days. They have Jewish intellectual rappers (Watsky, Paul Barman), Nerd rappers (MC Frontalot), Avant Garde rappers (Bus Driver), and of course our very own Dan Bull.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:19,
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You should check out some Aesop Rock or MF Doom
Problem with commercial hip-hop is that all the big names turned into sex and the city type women, blathering on about their jewellery, shoes and getting manicures and stuff.
There is still good hip-hop out there
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
Aesop Rock is a winner. Also Mr Lif, Gift of gab, Blackalicious, anything from Hieroglyphics...From the UK I'm loving Dr Syntax, Stig of the Dump, Foreign Beggars....Oh, and don't go and listen to the new Public Enemy album. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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Funky yet camp hip hop.
I and not sure how I feel about that at all.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:18,
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Haha. He is a bit camp. It's the lisp, which he did a poem about, and it was genius.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GvTLfV8fls
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:20,
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I really like the song but....
always find that high-speed lyric delivery a tad annoying because I can't always catch the meaning because words get blended together.
still worth a click, though.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:03,
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Does the talking fast bit make it Hip Hop?
Talking fast and saying Motherfuck does not make a smooth-faced white boy a gangsta. Other than that I guess the lyrics are ok and the music is ok.
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Flash_Bastard, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:57,
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Well.....I'm not sure about your suggestion that he is trying to be a gangster. I would say this is more rap than hip hop, but any rap obviously has a big hip hop influence.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 1:05,
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...Clowncar
...Dolphin.
He's looking for energy.
A Rowley Birkin for the modern hip-hopists youngfolk.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 1:07,
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i've seen this dude on youtube before
he goes really really fast but in a quite samey repetitive way i think..
will check out his poetry though. like a bit of spoken word.
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tickle I was away, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:51,
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As good a film as The Dark Knight Rises was,
I'll never be able to look at Bane in the same way again...
PS. No Spoilers
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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:56,
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Man texts, "I need to quit texting," before driving off cliff
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:54,
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"Doctors had to bring him back to life three times"
shit, that's serious
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:55,
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So he's a zombie then?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:56,
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Well that's cheered me up after seeing that cunt Stewart 'Lee' below.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
What a fucking twat.
Using one's phone while driving should carry the same penalties as drink driving.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:17,
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