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This is a link post Fake Identity Generator
Name: Gideon Lynn

Location: 23 Onion Alley, Lille, France

Date of birth: 20 September 1916

Bio: You guys realize you guys realize you live in space, for the wizards! Good news! Blame the love of cheesy new years since medical school, for the brig. Ven ve had zese wodies.

Username: Amari4350

Password: cei£mcrzckqa&k28701


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Onion Alley lols.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf?
Name: Jaylan Hancock

Location: 231 Backpack Avenue, San Antonio, USA

Date of birth: 8 September 1975

Bio: I may blackmail them later. This is in which will hereafter be like germany, its a clergyman i guess because my parents keep telling me! The laundry room, uh, and remember, and that affects anything that some very bad news, but do we really have the key to, unless it turns out you live robot; or nonfatal?

Username: Blake2332

Password: yeqadvno%bygei28074
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Things said in an elderly care home:
'Good news, make a sewer, make a few years costume? Theres a sewer, unless it! Look, dont do it! Now that comes in which case, so that some kind of me.'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I see a pattern of sewers and clergyman. Also blackmail.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post the usual suspects

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Plot Twist:
that's your real identity.

Isn't it, Mr Gideon
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
A French man called Gideon living in Onion Alley. Nothing non-convincing about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Ven ve had zese wodies'
I have my suspicions
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post On the basis that this system doesn't include apostrophes, I'm out.
"Bio: This is discipline, dont do it! As the key to be like germany, everyone died. Its been a nickel."
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post if I wanted family friendly I'd go on the cbeebies website
I've come here for adult filth and perversion
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:47, Reply)
This is a link post Aliens Isolation I made this!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff.
Anyone playing AI?

About 2 hours in...so far, so good.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post is it on xbox?
ooh, it is, I may have to get it
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a slow burner but feels very authentic.
Just got into my first scrap and controls felt a bit awkward...

But I might just be shit at it.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll leave it for a few months
and get it cheaper XD hha!
I do like the looks of it, although I'll probably shit at it as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Balls to that... shadows of Mordor to kill lots of fuckin Orcs.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup. Just reached a section everyone is saying is one of the most intense and difficult areas...
Really good game, and the design, being so close to the original film, is fantastic!
 (I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Playing it on the Rift
Proper good immersion and scary as hell.

Could be game of the year for me, that or Elite Dangerous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Had the Oculus Rift been released, then?
I didn't realise...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I am.
I think it's great. The creeping around is ball aching at times, but the patience needed adds to the intensity. I like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post that is all kinds of wonderful

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post it was fun to make
but doing the 1 take shot was a ballache for sure!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers dude

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post XD

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Most bodacious.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post coolio!
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Three eyes, good.
yay
!
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 3:30, Reply)
This is a normal post always good for looking with!
cheers man
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:45, Reply)
This is a link post Shield's woman continues to text her dead gran's number for 3 years
Grandmother eventually replies:-

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Her mobile phone was "one of her favourite things", so was buried with her?
Oh, you northerners. Just when I couldn't think any less of you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Viking tradition I think
it's either Viking or Pikey - one or the other I forget which.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing it was a 'pay as you go' job,
so no great loss.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was Viking
They'd have put her on it and set fire to it...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasted opportunity.
I would've gone for:

"WHERE AM I? IT'S COLD AND THERE'S SPIDERS."
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
Or "aaagggghhh I'm burning!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "and I keep getting calls from Sally Morgan"

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post actuallol

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well DUH
O2 said numbers disconnected and not reconnected within a short period of time were placed in a general pool for reassignment.

No, really? You mean to say there isn't an unlimited number of phone numbers? I thought if I spent a quid on a SIM card that number would be mine forever, even though I wasn't using it.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly
Maybe she will let go now, and stop being such a dick. Fucking contacting her dead grandmother via sms ffs lol!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't bury someone with something
that I didn't expect to be used in case of an accidental burial.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Would a mobile get a network six feet under?
If so her gran's corpse is getting a better signal than I do in my bathroom.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can get a signal 6ft under my top bunk.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't get a signal on Charing Cross platform 2

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried pulling the aerial out?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
pulling the aerial out taking it out your mum
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post "taking it out your mum"
what?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post They must have phone chargers and sim card top-ups in Heaven wid da angles.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:18, Reply)
This is a link post wait for it.....

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post why crow why

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post beakause

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Never hang around with a gang of them.
It's murder.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post they're pretty fly though

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post for a white guy

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The opposite of a White guy
is a black bird
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Chinese hermaphrodite is stood in the middle
and he/she knows nothing
just like Jon Snow
who is a crow
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I approve this message

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post that was a political broadcast on behalf of the swearing crow party (formerly Liberal Democrats)

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Quoth the raven.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post effin nevermore

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post A mate at uni told me
There was a Scouse Beefeater at the tower who would feed the ravens tidbits at lunchtime.
After a while, one of the ravens started going up to kids and scaring them by saying "do you want some?" in a course Scouse accent, imitating what the Beefeater had said to it.

I really hope this was true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice story, it would be great if it was true.
But where do you stand on the tid- vs. tit- bit debate?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally,
I'm all about the tit.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always said tit-bit

But spellcheck corrects so I thought I was wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post .
Bill Bryson said it was 19th century Americans who changed the 't' for a 'd' for obvious modesty reasons.

Tit tit tit tit tit.

That'll teach 'em, bloody prudes.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame everything on 19th Century Americans

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a leg man myself

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:30, Reply)
This is a link post Kickballer accidentally tweets a porn link, doesn't know how to delete, begs Twitter to tell him how
#StreisandEffect
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post is it really nasty porn, or vanilla?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post BBW.
So vanilla, but double scoop.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post meh
won't bother clicking it
but at least fat women who want to be a wag know who to go to
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oof!!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the guy who 'ad Ebola?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Has Ebola been considered by those gay bugchasers

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the porn?
I WAS PROMISED PORN
[edit] 'S'okay- themirror.co.uk kindly links to it..... "Meaty Mamas", "Gushing and Gasping" &c.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Buckets?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd think he'd know how to Dele te

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post Jon Lydon talks about Russell Brand/voting

Worth a listen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Heard this earlier
Failed to disagree with anything he said and thought he came across somewhat enlightened and wise, compared to other commentators.

I can only put it down to other commentators being mostly Russell Brand.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post he came across as a grumpy old man

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're both right.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Leaving the old question
How to vote without voting?
 (chompedhomas, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 6:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw him interviewed on Channel Four news the other day being sensible as well
Love this: "anarchy a 'mind game for the middle classes"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
toynbee: "can i just say how wonderful i think you are for calling russell brand a bumhole!"
*laughter*
toynbee: "tell us again how much of an idiot you think he is"
lydon: "hai i'm russell brand and I take drugs and tell unfunny jokes!"
*laughter*

Thats about as far as I got, is it really worth a listen?
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post oi, how dare you criticise the relevancy of political advice coming from a 70s Punk Band member

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post i forced myself to watch the rest of it
and the gist of what he says appears to be "you have to vote cos its what you have to do no matter how bad the choices are, if you dont then you cant change anything, but dont try to change anything cos you'll just get ignored, so keep doing what you are supposed to be doing and thats how you contribute to society"
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post apologists for a broken system

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post vote Kang or Kodos!

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post change you could believe in

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post As he said

It's not perfect but it's better than nothing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post that his new song?
'stick to the status quo, its better than nothing
no future no future'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post As someone who lives in a country with compulsory voting
Can someone please tell me how you can change the system by not voting? I don't get how that will fix anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post And butter peddler

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Clarkson for Prime Minister!

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post There isn't anyone to vote for
except maybe local independent candidates. They call Russell Brand a bumhole for telling people not to vote, then have criticise anyone who doesn't vote labour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Young people have almost always voted less.
blogs.lse.ac.uk/politicsandpolicy/files/2010/03/Nonvoters.jpg

As the entire vote dropped off so rapidly following Tony Blair getting in and letting people down, I suspect Russell Brand's view that no parties speak for them is closer than the "young people aren't interested in politics" theory.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Russell Brand could start his own party. Nothing to stop him
he has the resources and celebrity status
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately he doesn't have an cohesive idea about what to do about....anything.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Russel Brand encouraged prisoners to vote

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:27, Reply)
This is a link post Apparently professional twerking is a thing. NSFW
I find it disturbing that her dad wants to "do one" with her.
Possibly NSFW, so just in case.
(pahakyy, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post she's a thing....

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post all women are things to you

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post So she wiggles her arse for a living?
It's a funny ol' world.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Unlike your great great grandfather, who earned a living tapping on people's windows in the morning
and twerking beats going down the mine or giving handjobs at a massage parlour (like ya momma - she went down the mine to give massages).
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I twerk for free
or as the courts called it: 'gross indecency in a public place'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post she looks like a pro
if you know what I mean
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post she's technically a professional twerker
if that's what you mean
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I twerk
when I have a hangy tag-nut
 (I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I find twerking unerotic.
though it does not bother me.

Poor attire taste bothers me more.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hard clapping arse cheeks approach you slowly
you are unable to move, as a small yellow minion has tied you down.
Your face starts to be slapped by the hair on a butt cheek.
YOU TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
You slowly enter the butt mangle.
Eventually you are reverse-pooped into a bum hole.
You die, Bond, you die.

What is the sound of one butt cheek clapping?
You awake, as if from a dream. M thinks you are dead. You join an inconspicuous drinking game with a crowd of hundreds.

A TV catches your eye.

"BREAKING NEWS: Twerrorists Twerk Vauxhall"

You look into a mirror.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post oh.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
inventory
go north
go east
give tenner to bouncer
go in
talk to dj
slap dj hard
drop record
drop needle
insert power crystal into buttcheeks
twerk
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post poor sofa taste bothers me more.
But worst of all is lackadaisical attitude and commitment toward hair color.

But these things, dress, sofa taste, hair color commitment, can be managed. That is what six-figure income fixes automatically. Or should So get to twerking.

One time at Brekenridge I said to my dad, is it just me imagining, or is it the ski-clothing, or is everyone who skis gorgeous? It seems always an inordinate percentage of gorgeous people on the slopes. Dad answered that it is self-selecting, everyone has money, sufficient to have their teeth fixed, their hair dressed and cut properly, clothing chosen carefully, good grooming habits, relatively good taste generally. I go, "oh."
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post HERE HERE

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You've meant
"Hear, hear"?

I think this is half-truth at best.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post THERE THERE

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post it's ok.
I'm gorgeous.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, in a silent medium like a Web forum, here is more sensible than hear
Hmm
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post CONTACTS BARCROFT.TV TO LICENSE THIS COPYRIGHT FOOTAGE.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Whore.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post don't we all twerk
when we fart?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Twerkin 9 to 5
No way to make a living
 (OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post her brother is her camera man

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hard twerk never killed anyone.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post Dirty Boris.

(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Not up to his
usual standard
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Best tackle ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ...not after Boris had finished with it

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
oof!
 (I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post Appalling game in development
Gameplay reveal for "Hatred", pretty much a psychopathic genocide simulator.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post So "edgy" aren't they?
I think postal did it better, and that was crap.
 (DestructoLettuce, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
sounds about right. It's shit for a trailer too.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, run of the mill Poles...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Geeze that's nice
and the likelihood of it being released are?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post the question is, will it be renamed #gamergate before release

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nice to see
something finally being made for their target demographic.
 (Haz, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the aim of the gamergate game will be to repeatedly punch a feminist in the face

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I can relate to this.

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of game pricks and twats get off on by the looks of things
because 'no one understands them'
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was horrid. Though saying that, the bits I've seen of GTA I thought vile too.
So what do I know? I'm getting all excited about getting home to get Legend of Grimrock 2 off GOG :/
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's how turtles see Mario World.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post HA...
As soon as he opened the door I thought "they need to cut to Mario smashing a turtle now."
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:31, Reply)
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https://soundcloud.com/drmeanbeats/game-over-snes-super-mario
 (I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Shooting random people is now 'genocide'?
I'll need a new name for the Saddam Hussein simulator I'm working on, then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Call of Kuwait: Revelations

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hangman 2

(DestructoLettuce, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post killing all humans could be considered genocide right?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Whenever I'm in the mood for simulated genocide
I fire up dosbox and play Master Of Orion 2 or XCOM: Apocalypse.
 (DestructoLettuce, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *fist pumps*

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is that an ISIS recruitment vid?
 (itilliterate, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I give it 3 years until someone makes an ISIS computer game where there is a torture and beheading minigame

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a lot of fun to me

Although I've no doubt that someone who has mental health issues who was already going to kill a load of people will end up getting this game taken off the shelves :o/
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post If we were influenced by computer games then we'd all be addicted to stacking different shaped boxes on top of each other
or eating pills and the odd bit of fruit and being chased by ghosts....wait a minute...
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post finally, a game we can relate to
seriously, I hope anyone who buys that are automatically monitored 24/7
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a pacifist

But would get great joy out of playing this for sure. One of my teachers once said if I were any more laid back I'd be horizontal; largely because of I'm stressed I whack on some death metal, or turn some polygons into pixels. Better to do that than literally go postal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post true
although you can only take it so far
you'd have to worry if there was a computer game where you could torture and sexually violate your own family (lovingly rendered in HD)
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 1080p?
*drops trousers*
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post used to have this on my vic20

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The Vic-20. A real man's first computer.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't look as good as Horace Goes Skiing.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post Magic Carpet on Ebay
Fly by night cowboys if you ask me.
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Postage

I would expect it to deliver itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)
This is a link post MEGATALLICA - Welcome My Darkest Hour
Awesome Metallica/Megadeth mashup
(Grassie Blackboard enthusiast, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a link post Lockheed make nuclear fusion breakthrough
apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Prototypes within 5 years?
Yeah, right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post el Reg has been covering this story too
The general opinion appears to be that it's a bit of a rum do. Possibly just a patent grab.

The main question is why are LM going for outside investment for this? They clearly have the capacity to fund it on an internal R&D budget.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Inevitably their first thought is 'how can we use this to make our killing machines more efficient'
I'm sure humanity will gain something positive from this once all the patents have expired
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The patent aspect worries me a little, too.
Given the social good it'd generate, there'd be a very good reason to abandon the prevailing IP model - but that'd make it unattractive to investors.

It looks like the sort of thing where an Impact Fund would be useful: essentially, the UN would pay Lockheed some agreed figure in lieu of profits, in return for which they would make the design freely available to the market.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Does the UN do that sort of thing?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
But there's all kinds of models for reforming IP for the public good that suggest (say) countries, or the UN, or the WHO contributing to a global fund, which would then be able to incentivise and then buy out certain innovations pro bono publico.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That's interesting, but not really possible, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell.
If this is true, we've just flushed 50 billion down the toilet in France.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Something about eggs and baskets

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *invests in the earth's oceans and natural lithium deposits*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the bit that worries me
I thought we were already pushing the world's lithium resources pretty hard to supply all those Prius batteries.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post our dilithium resources have been squandered on making Star Trek

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm caught in two minds about this
I'm naturally skeptical as practical fusion has always been something that's about 25 years away. However it is Skunk Works. Would they really risk their reputation on wild claims if they couldn't follow through with it?

Someone tell me what to feel already...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)
This is a link post Afterglow
Skiing in the dark in suits covered in LEDs. Pretty.

So it's a Vimeo link. So what, wanna fight about it?
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping
that they would suddenly find themselves starring in a sequel to "snowbeast".
 (DestructoLettuce, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thats cool, Ive got a couple of old ambx kits rigged up to the pc in the front room and watched that video there..
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post Crazy Cart XL
skip to 3 minutes to see how it drives
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
bet this guys good on the dodgems
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Take 473............

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i want to rip the shells off of tortoises and throw them at him

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post /\ this

(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Champignones FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I want one
with a fog horn
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty impressed by the skateboarding steadicam operator

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
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That would be ace to play tag on around that warehouse.
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's better after the edit;
youtu.be/kg8HPZ33ibk
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 0:02, Reply)
This is a link post rats and their alarming bugs
a team of pathogen hunters at Columbia University conducted a survey of the viruses and bacteria in Manhattan’s rats
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I learnt earlier today felines were part of the war effort in WW1
half a million of them. People could take their beloved moggy and donate them for a shilling as part of the war effort and their cat would be used to control vermin and pests in British supply depots. At one point the Americans even joined in and started sending us their cats.

I read this in Rolf Harris's Beastly Behaviour which I was glancing at whilst on the bog earlier.

So less of the CaC jibes please. Our heroic feline friends helped fight the Hun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "Rolf Harris's Beastly Behaviour"
Topical lols.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - that title's an absolute gift.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post U LUV ROFL HARRIES N R A PEDOFILE

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I WAS DOING A SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Deviant.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I NO RITE
Imagine thinking you were on your way to see some puppies, only to discover you've been abducted by a coprophilic paedophile :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that

(Queef In a Jar, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Next stop, Hay on Wye!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 1 min in for the wank scene
although i dint recall seeing it in the film
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved that

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post still bored? check it out

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post i watched it all the way through and its obviously just a still picture of paint.
there's no change.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.
The colour should gradually lighten, and the drips ought to shrink and crinkle up.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa, stick with it
naked granny suddenly appears for a split second
and tells me to 'kill the innocents'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post We got a vid done for Halloween.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:55, Reply)

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