have you practised your shout music bass today?
Amen. in A flat.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 23:05,
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Six stringed bass? Gold disc ostentatiously placed centre screen?
It shall remain unclicked.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:14,
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big fire in didcock power station
breaking on bbc as of now
or if your reading this later as of earlier
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 22:29,
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Used to live near there
Looked like an alien base to a 10 year old.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 22:40, Reply)
they used an old power station for the aliens film and also for batman
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acton_Lane_Power_Station
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:26,
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ooops
Best keep my windows closed then....
Thought it smelled a bit burny, but assumed it was the Sunday roast.
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 22:50,
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pointy bitey spider ....
story is fairly predictable but skip to the last paragraph for some modest lols regarding the effects of the venom.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 22:28, Reply)
A spider that gives you the fakkin 'orn?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 22:57,
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Give a person something to do while they're dying.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 1:01,
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australians get uppity at reference
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2014/oct/20/australia-funnel-web-deadliest-spider-in-world
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:19,
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If you've ever wondered what those flags mean at motor races
You might find this instructive
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 22:25,
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She didn't do blue.
(means gtf out of the way you slowpoke)
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:51,
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As a pose the skeleton link below...
Taarabt 'three stone overweight'
Harry Redknap lays into a fatty.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:22, Reply)
That guy has a "Red Napper"
as they say in Glesga
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 20:12,
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An ex of mine had one of those.
And nearly fluorescent pink lady bits.
But enough about me, how was your take-away?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 22:39, Reply)
As opposed
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 20:14,
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The Trials and Tribulations of Being a Skeleton
skeletal
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:06,
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Needs more
www.youtube.com/watch?v=St-Z5XaUBso
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:10,
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cute =)
Avocado?
Oh poop, this was meant to go under the link - well. Pithy.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 21:24, Reply)
If that had happened to me during puberty
I think I might have feinted
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 20:10,
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A skeleton walks into a pub
and asks for a pint, and a mop.
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Varmint, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 21:02,
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Put social back in social media - me talking about social media, b3ta, glasscock, b3ta and hedgehogs
I made this!
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sinisterduck, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:11,
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Mega ginger
with ringlets and added sebaceous secretions. Worst than an Aids infected Ebolan
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:37, Reply)
It's amazing what they could do back then with puppets.
This one just makes the Total Recall bulging eyes one look cheap and shoddy.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 21:02,
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I like this
What I want to know is whether you considered making the 'i' into a spunking CDC instead
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:38,
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'the biggest problem about social media is that quantity replaced quality'
well that's a nasty thing to say about b3ta
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:43, Reply)
ok, you get better
bit worried that there's a chance that a cultural studies graduate will one day analyse my posts
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
I wouldn't worry. There is a good chance you are on their ignore list.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Nice one
Also, good to see you're with the programme and giving a Pact coffee a boost.
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:19,
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Some good points
But I wonder how many likes you've got as a result of posting this. And how good they made you feel...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 20:25,
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tldw
Skipped to middle to see if it got better, "let's make a chicken farm together Sarah" gave up
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Interesting talk - I'll be reposting this for "Likes"
Nice to see B3ta getting some credit.
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Varmint, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 20:54,
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Nice talk - watched till the end too which is rare on these TED talks.
I am normally shouting MORON!! at the screen after a few mins.
I got over your gingerness after a while and then realised you had some interesting things to say.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Very enjoyable.
I've been using b3ta as an example of how a forum, and even a real society, should operate. We're self-policing. It's something that I think is crucially important in terms of creating a valuable, healthy community. I extend this practice beyond the internet, and into the actual community because I see how much of the self-policing/self-correcting behavior is missing from society.
Instead of being a bunch of individuals just operating independently, what I see is a kind of accountability. It's the one aspect of b3ta that I feel has kept a high level of civility, which seems ironic considering the puerile content.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 22:37,
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What, you mean coersive conformity as a means of organising people?
I may have been drinking.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 1:08,
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Haha.
I just couldn't help myself. I got all sappy when I saw b3ta up on that big screen.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:07,
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nice talk, bloodnut
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 8:29,
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Interesting talk.
I think I understood the message...
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:51,
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Just discovered that hedgehog thing on FB.
Penelope appears to have been euthanised two days ago.
:(
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:47,
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Yet the weekly newsletter which is probably the most clicked on thing on the site seems now to take a back seat to that other crappy stuff usvthem or something, you are losing your way...
(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Vlad the
It can be fun to have a movie taken apart - but clearly they enjoyed it a lot too.
it feels like the set designer spent about fourteen minutes Wikipedia-ing the Ottoman Empire and was just like “coffee, croissants, pointy hats, lots of hair gel, let’s do this.”
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Yeah, it sums up the film pretty well
but for a fictional piece of work about a fictional (ish) character, like them, I enjoyed it too.
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Nuisance Value, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:51,
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Lovely Valentines tale.
Get your Kleenex ready (as if anyone on here doesn't have a built in 'workstation tissue compartment' )
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
hahaha, I love how the haunted old lady looks like she's looking at 2 girls 1 cup
also the sinister shadows waiting to feast on the dead guy are pretty awesome, like something from a Korn video
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 17:56,
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I'm sure she's covering something with her thumb
"My love for you grows ..."
Hard?
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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 20:16,
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Theremin simulator
My apologies if this is a repost as I don't follow the links page and wouldn't know if this is old news. However, I know it will appeal to Betans.
It's sucking up WAY too much of my time and is a prime example of why I turn the Internet off on Sundays so I can get work/cleaning done.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
nice
haha, does anyone know what the 'scuzz' function is? Sounds like ring modulation or some other amplitude modulation.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 17:03,
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There goes my Sunday evening...
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 17:08,
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Excellent
I am now fully fluent in clanger speak. *goes to look for the soup dragon*
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 17:12,
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It really is a lot better in chrome
than firefox
(also, got a well deserved click)
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An Egg ,D, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:05,
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This place looks like it did when I went out. What have you been doing?
erm
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:17,
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But McDonalds is the winner
I think there was even a bit of ebola growing on the Burger King one.
edit: can burger king go all Prince on me for typing that? Sorry if this gets b3ta shut down, everyone
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 16:38,
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Haha
Did you get nawty stepped?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:13,
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Haha, no, but I've never tried taking the piss out of a gigantic litigious meat monger on B3ta before.
Not even... you can finish the joke if you like. I couldn't decide what to put here.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 20:39,
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A thin patty, high in salt, low in moisture,
takes longer for mold growth. Well colour me surprised.
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 16:50,
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Also
the cheese isn't cheese, it is "cheese analogue" *plays synth*
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:50,
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I thought it had somethign to do with moisture content?
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Sun 19 Oct 2014, 16:50,
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Nothing to do with Mac's being so full of salt, preservatives and e-numbers......
Not to mention sugar.
Not surprised one bit.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 17:36,
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Not really
Its just thin enough to not have that much moisture - it dries out before it goes off
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 21:42,
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I was wondering what on earth this was trying to prove
When I made the mistake of clicking on the link to see the description
"How fast do burgers age?". Gah - it's this sort of pseudo-science that gets my blood boiling!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:04,
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huh?
Don't worry, as far as I know, they don't leave them in a jar for thirty days before serving.
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:27,
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Cool
MacDonald's have the freshest buns and the fewest mould spores in their kitchens.
I'm sure they can use that in their promotional material somewhere.
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:18,
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tbh the differences probably had more to do
with how the burger was handled before putting it in the jar (inc. by the staff who made/served it).
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:59,
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Peculiar marketing strategy from Virgin America
A near 6 hour video showing a real-time cabin experience on a fictional rival 'BLAH Airlines' where everybody is a weird mannequin.
I can't work out which dollar they were aiming for here. Probably the one in which a bored b3tan posts it to share his bewilderment.
*gets on a Virgin America flight*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 14:12, Reply)
p.s. new law against trolling going through parliament
get yer trolling in while you can
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
ohh thats harsh dude
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:47,
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2 years in prison
'frizzy ginger' is just going too far
everyone likes a joke, but there has to be limits
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)
works well with 6 hours of Nyan Cat
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 15:16,
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This was a missed chance to pirate a movie and put it on youtube.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:52,
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Every Single U.S. Vice President With An Octopus On His Head.
The most Ronseal description ever?
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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 13:35,
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if he wanted to be really clever, he could include the record head as well
so he can record his scratching from one tape onto the other tape.
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mutated monty, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 13:51,
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I can't help thinking this is a great idea,
but 40 years too late. I used to mess about doing this sort of thing with reel to reels years ago but this is much more refined and controllable.
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Nuisance Value, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 14:16,
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did this twenty years ago, only better.
something similar anyway, a cosume that resembled a jellyfish,made of audio tape played with pick-ups routed through old phone handsets .
tottaly random fucked up noises.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 17:03,
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7 People Who Barely Made It To Friday
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 11:37,
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The ShowHawk Duo
It's from 2013 but doesn't appear to have been posted before.
They play acoustic guitar and cover some classic dance tracks up to the 8:23 mark.
Continuing beyond this point may expose you to bohemian rhapsody, you have been warned.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 11:33, Reply)
The ShiteHawk Duo
It doesn't work for me; the sound quality is dire and they look like they are struggling to force out a particularly reluctant stool.
You, however, get points for modest lurkage.
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Varmint, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 21:09,
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The mic is blowing out
and/or there is way too much gain somewhere.
I blame the sound engineer for doing fuck all.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 22:36, Reply)
Given the frequency that you post links to the DM I do hope you'll use this and have your cake and eat it,
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
MOOOOORRRRRRNNNNIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!
Nooshmoo, take the pictures off your walls... dope youtube selection.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 19 Oct 2014, 9:35,
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MOOOOORRRRRRRNNNNNNNINNNNNNNGGGG!!!!
Oh well, who needs pictures to stay on the wall anyway.
*clicks like a loon*
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:04,
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Turning militant vegetarianism into death metal
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Metal/comments/17hk5b/i_made_a_real_death_metal_song_based_on_a_joke/
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 7:56, Reply)
You should listen to Castle Decapitation
They were all vegetarians, I think one isn't now. Great band though.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 9:01,
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Cattle Decapitation
youtu.be/o4Ckk2OI6Bw
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 9:03,
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Apparently so
Exactly why I'm a militant carnivore. That CD album is great though. The above video reminds me of a cross between Amon Amarth and Cannibal Corpse. I'm off for a burger...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 9:55,
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Excellent question.
Award yourself one 4chan point.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 10:07,
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Hurray! :)
I think Gandhi was, he was a cunt as well
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 10:16,
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Hurray! :)
I think Nelson Mandela was, he was a cunt as well
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:12,
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Hurray! :)
I think Tab Hunter was, he was a cunt as well
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Pig Bodine., Sun 19 Oct 2014, 13:00,
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Hurray! :)
I think Mother Teresa was, she was a cunt as well
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 14:10,
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Evil incarnate
besides Tabs of course
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 15:37,
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This has been such a persistent rumour
there must be some truth to it
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 16:16,
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Haha
I don't like metal but I do like chicken. I laughed, I clicked.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Kirsten Dunst -Turning Japanese-
Just because.
Shitty recording though
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 19 Oct 2014, 4:45,
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That's fucking tragic.
Here's the Vapors, who at least had some originality.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLQeb5NGt3E
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 8:01, Reply)
Or even..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 8:59,
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Here Comes The Judge
Was The Vapors best track though - youtu.be/qmf9RMWNrDo
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SteamedCleaner, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 11:37,
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Best song about wanking ever.
Apart from this one of course https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8o7Xyrg-Y
(, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)
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