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This is a link post antivax loon has australian tour most likely cancelled
I have nothing but the deepest contempt for these scientifically illiterate know nothings
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post don't visit Disney unless you've been vaccinated
news.yahoo.com/disney-parks-linked-measles-outbreak-grows-70-cases-062159097.html
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Methyl and Ethyl
Is not a novelty dancing sister act.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post She's complaining about 'censorship of thought and science'
I'd agree with her stance if she had any trace of either.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post An "anti-vaccine activist"
and she's complaining about 'extremists'

Bit rich
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 110k followers on FB
presumably thousands of parents with unvaxed kids. there are no words.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Her website has a fascinating disclaimer.
The information contained on this website is for general educational purposes only. While we strive to keep the information up to date and correct, we make no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability with respect to the website or the information, products, services, or graphics contained on the website for any purpose. Any reliance placed on such information is therefore strictly at your own risk

Nothing like standing by your ideals is there?
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:07, Reply)
This is a link post Some Serious Penetration
Shootin up a car from my new favourite channel, GUN-TIME.
(Brokeback Coccyx Tear my guns from my cold, dead glans.., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post why the fuck didn't the car have a gun
was it a muslamist car?
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post All muslamist cars have guns and should be shot first - and ask questions later.
See also cars being driven by black people that they shouldn't really be able to afford.
 (Brokeback Coccyx Tear my guns from my cold, dead glans.., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post haha reminds me of the ali g bit when he's saying "bitches in the front bitches in the back"
he's a dealer ain't he?
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Shooting things looks thoroughly enjoyable
I will now look into gun ownership
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a good view of the M4 from my office.
so I shall verify their conclusions later.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That sort of fun isn't allowed here
we like nice safe fun like watching the Olympics or something
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really much of a contest at that range.
7.62 always outstrips the 5.56.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post If playing Dayz has tought me anything.. it's this ^

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:37, Reply)
This is a link post Rapey Woodburner
Maybe I'm being slow, but it took me ages to work out that the photo WASN'T barriers with a warning sign placed around a dangerous heater.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post well if you're being slow, I'm being slower

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Who puts a barrerier around a wood burner? Bloody health and safety gone mad.
Oh and the rapey message is a bit wrong too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post especially when its on tv so couldn't burn you anyway

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post people who dont want their children
walking up to the glass and falling onto it...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Should we put a barrier around ovens too?
The sooner you learn hot things hurt the better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was my house then fuck em,
If I owned a business I could be sued to buggery, I'll put up barriers thanks.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post kids are thick and clumsy
A+E is not a fun place
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post unless you're drunk

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^abuses NHS staff^^

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I grew up in the 70's before health and safety was invented and survived with hardly any scars.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post much prefer the rapes in Premier Inns
They tend to have free wifi too
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
But Lenry Henry is a bit too rough for my liking
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he is used to the grand canyon that is Dawn French's lady garden.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That is genuinely scary - the nice printing makes it even more so.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the thing: It's not printing.
It's a photo of a TV screen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I SEE! My perspective needs re-calibrating.
Ok, now it's even more terrifying, presuming an employee has done it on the TV.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Travelodge are claiming someone used codes on the TV to type it in
I tried to find the codes for shits and giggles but nowhere to be found.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Try looking for the codes for televisions instead.
Hunting for the codes for shits and giggles will get you nowhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post WELCOME TO YESTERDAY

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This one's much longer than yesterdays dick tease

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think your glass cock is a bit premature old chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I would never shout "GC", dearheart.
But when I logged on yesterday top of the page was a video with exactly the same premise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like that 12 seconds of National Geographic thing is a copy of this persons work

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That is stunning

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This is just like walking home from the pub!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I must drink
what you drink
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing fancy, just real ales then home for red wine and Aldi fake jagermeister
BTW I would like to make a public service announcement.

Ketamin is a refreshing drink and in no way is it a drug.
Thank you.

 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ketamines not a drink
it's a drug
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Psst! I know, so confused by your reply, but I think i've fixed the original post so you don't look like a loony
YOUR WELCOME!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It would explain why your breath smells of semen.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Front row, second from the right.
Best she's a sort!
Got special wanking gloves and everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It took the Happy Toast© Endorsement to make me watch it anyway,
and I'm bloody glad I did.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Galileo Galilei would have loved this.
And the Catholic church would have burned it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Stunning and pleasant music too.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post Ayleens!
Conclusive proof
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 7:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it!!!
Shitty magnets!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "You ain't from around these parts, boy"

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Said the preacher
while fiddling himself.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it's all clearer now
oh yes :-D
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
jungle.jvgs.net/shots/t2k3.jpg
 (Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post Oooh! Oooh! and.........
Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah dies at 90
Abdullah’s half-brother Crown Prince Salman almost certain to ascend to throne
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post So this will stop them from being utter hypocrites?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The new guy 'seems' progressive
Abdullah was so old, he could only be seen to rule before time caught him up.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha!
A "progressive" theocracy!!?! You are truly an utter nutjob. Yes mate, Saudi is gonna ditch sharia now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Meanwhile
What you're saying sounds like a Russel Brand "don't vote they all the same" kind of argument. Fortunately even theocracies (and nut jobs) come in different flavors and varying degrees of nuttiness.

...a kit kat and a picnic are both chocolate bars, but obviously one is nutty as all fuck.
 (chompedhomas, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post House of Saud...
... Before they took power what is now Saudi Arabia was not a bad place in the grand scheme of things.

This is what happens when magic book thumping illiterate bumpkins take over a country.

Rarely has such as small group fucked up so much of the world and not been waged war upon.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure making a comparisson to Russell Brand is appropriate,
given that Saudi Arabia doesn't even have any pretense at elections or democracy.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah could'nt see how he'd been drug into this argument either...

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, it does.
King Abdullah recently introduced elections. They're obviously utterly meaningless, but the pretence is very much there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes, but only for local government.
They certainly haven't bothered pretending elsewhere.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Sharia was religious based ,not state?
I might be wrong as you seem to have such a big brain.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Try to explain that to desert bumkins
They make Fox News look sane.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you may be on drugs
Has he found a new way to allow women to drive aged under thirty wearing make up?

That entire country is ruled by nazi, fascist cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do we tolerate the prejudice...
bigotry, hatred and intolerance that means no non-muslim can go to Mecca? Oh yeah, oil! As long as those cunts forbid the practice of the Christian or Jewish faith or LGBT pride parades (neither the former or latter are to my taste), they should be denied access to countries that do tolerate such shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Any particular reason you saw fit to explicitly distance yourself from Jews and gays?
It looks odd in a post accusing others of prejudices.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 4:44, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a gay Christian and doesn't want to blow his cover?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
cover priest
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Blow his cover?
The only thing he wants to blow is the altar boys.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Blown by
Respect the ecclesiastical hierarchy lad.

And use lip balm, tis the way of the Lord.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Any particular reason why you thought "Jews" were former when in fact it was the word "Christians"?
It looks odd in a post hinting at prejudices in a post accusing others of prejudices.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post you all hate the gays!
Latter is transgenders.
 (sithemong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been misunderstood.
i meant that religious faith was not to my taste and I don't care much for flamboyant parades either. I totally understand why I was misinterpreted, it was an ill expressed rant, barely coherent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Trying not to blow his cover

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really.
I'm a rabid Islamophobe, I'm very open about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *Burns embassy*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If your waiting for Saudi to become a nation of yoghurt knitters, I wouldn't hold your breath ,old chap.

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Good news they've got a sprightly 79 year old in charge now then.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I just read in the Washington Post that he's got dementia.
I'm not suggesting that a diseased brain should be a barrier to being a head of state, I'm just saying that I read the Washington Post.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he's a proper mentalist
Should be fun to watch from a distance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post juz sayin
Doesn't the article say the new guy has dementia? So he is litterally a demented dictator? Correct me if I'm wrong because I am a beginner at the reading malarkey...
 (sithemong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post When a demented dictator is progress
you live in a shit pile of a country.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have used the word 'cunts' myself

(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Will reading must take a while
The second best gold lamborghini i leave to my 18th favourite nephew...
My 1974 and 1978 pannini world cup sticker collections i leave to..etc etc
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post And kiss George Bush for me. Thanks for everything.
edit- holy crap, there really is a picture of those two kissing.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post And the robes are hidding the other hand.
Probably squeezing Bush's balls to remind him of who's the boss.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I do hope the new king sticks to tradition family values like chopping off heads, torturing, funding terrorists and generally being a shit.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 5:43, Reply)
This is a normal post If they became proggresive and all that
'Murica would probably invade to protect, err, beheading or something.

OIL!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's terrible news.....*sniff*
It's going to play havok with oil prices.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:06, Reply)
This is a link post Mexico's Colima volcano eruption captured on webcam
Earth orgasm.
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
thats cool
 (I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 5:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Looked quite hot to me


sorry
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
That escalated quickly.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I like
a good volcano
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post MEGA CANDLES!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post OOOF! That really goes off doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow...that is intensely sexual, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:02, Reply)
This is a link post Table football trick shot
My nephew can't half play foosball.
 (I helped save b3ta! P45 Sent by my Bosch 509e in the year 2000, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ..
your sig, it makes me question:
whatever happened to the P45 Generator? did it get a Cease & Desist?
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post Benefits claimants to be banned from driving
If this UKIPper gets his way

Common sense policies and common sense solutions
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly, cut their legs off too!
Make them find work hobbling round on bloodied stumps, that'll teach 'em!
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure that constantly mocking these fuckwits is helpful,
however much they deserve it. It certainly doesn't appear to be diminishing their popularity, if anything it's reinforcing it as they're seen as outside the establishment.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't mock them at all
simply repeated their own words. People need to know the policies they're voting for
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a bit Green
but they have their own share of crass councillors https://twitter.com/thepennydrops/status/483374797473476610
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a bit opinionated and it will lose him some votes
but I'd rather vote for someone who hates war than someone who can't see that depriving people on benefits from using the roads will stop them from getting jobs to get off benefits
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ absolutely this

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
seulement un exemple, not a definitive one. There are shades and that's how we work it out
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post SPORT R TROOPS!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "His" own words, not "Their" own words.
Any political party, with VERY few exceptions, will have a broad variety of views within its ranks. Do all "New" Labour members believe that Blair did nothing wrong? Of course not. (Although enough of the cunts thought so at the time) Do ALL Tory members believe in homeopathy? Of course not. (Pity that their fuckwitted Health Minister does though) Do all Liberal voters wet their beds and cry themselves to sleep every night like whiney little bitches? Yes.
Although I've got to admit, I WAS willing to give UKIP a chance. Right up until they accepted that cunt Neil Hamilton as a member and prospective MP.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 4:05, Reply)
This is a normal post But he hasn't been selected as a prospective MP so you will still vote for that shower of shits.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, u luv ukip !!!!!!!!

stuf is voting for ukip to protect him from:
- gays causing rain
- women being sluts
- gay horses
- 'chinky birds'
- the entire population of Romania AND Bulgaria arriving in the UK last year
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 5:48, Reply)
This is a normal post And Poland
You forgot Poland.

That's 7.4, 20ish and 39ish...
That rounds out at about 66 million. A full 13 more than the actual population of the UK.
You lot must packed together like in a no cover charge night club on a Friday night by now.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i disagree
They long to be taken seriously. Laughing at then makes them angry. And the angrier they get the more ridiculous they look
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I say you're both wrong.
Laughing is how to deal with tyrants that are already in. UKIP just need to be starved of publicity; shrug your shoulders and move on and they would soon disappear. It's all this talk about them that gives them a veneer of credibility.

edit: tend to side with Toast on this one. If people knew half of the non-immigration stuff that UKIP espouse they'd lose their deposits.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Bullshit. It's the non-immigration stuff that's WINNING them votes.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 4:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes, but all extremist parties look fucking ridiculous when you stare at them long enough
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/green-party/11356354/Drugs-brothels-al-Qaeda-and-the-Beyonce-tax-the-Green-Party-plan-for-Britain.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this on spazz book
nothing mental going on there, not a party of mentalists or anything
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I am definatly voting green!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Posted by a blogger called Mum juice?!
"Mum Juice wants to feed the family - body and mind...." Slurp.
 (felixcoen, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post "Cyclists should go back to the pavements"?
When was this golden age when pedestrians and cyclists happily coexisted on a meter-wide strip of paving?
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post before the invention of the bike

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Back when we were allowed, nay encouraged to shove cyclists off bridges.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 4:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He's been suspended, apparently.
Full thing here:
pbs.twimg.com/media/B7-JGiRIUAApWK6.jpg

I do like his unanswered question "Why is it cheaper to get a return flight to Spain than a train ticket from Leicester to London?", as the answer is "privitisation" - hardly UKIP thinking to undo that.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember frowning when the Hedgehogfromhell said it was much cheaper for him to fly to London from Dundee to a bash
than take a train. I frowned for the wrong reasons

It's simply cheaper to operate a plane for short haul
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It should not be.
A train is a stupidly simple machine that should cost basically the price of the pig iron needed to make it.

How train travel became so expensive, in most of Europe, is a mystery to me.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess planes don't fly on railtracks
which require shit loads of space and no end of maintenance
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I kinda call bullshit to that.
Heavy rail can last from 30 to 100 years before needing a full refit...
And newer track systems (1970's onwards) are projected to last even longer.

Most maintenance is at crossings and heavy stress curves, the rest is pretty stable.
For lets say 15000 movements a year (about one train every 30 min)?
I'd say that the maintenance cost of a 100 miles of track, the rolling stock and two train stations over 30 years.
Is probably a magnitude or two lower than than the maintenance of two airports, the aircraft's and others (comms, radars etc) at 100 miles from one another.

Then if you factor in energy. It becomes ridiculously in favour of trains.

So the difference is going somewhere but where? I say aliens.
onlinepubs.trb.org/onlinepubs/tcrp/tcrp_webdoc_43.pdf
www.railway-technical.com/finance.shtml (look at the Ratio of Revenue to Operating costs oO )
litep.epfl.ch/files/content/sites/litep/files/shared/Liens/Downloads/Divers/Baumgartner_Couts_chf_2001_e.pdf
Etc.
Keep in mind that most of these studies are the worst case scenarios in the 1st world.
In certain countries, Japan, many short haul routes have disappeared because they can't compete with trains.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really know that much about the operational costs of a transport network to be honest
other than well, it's cheaper to fly in some circumstances.

That's it really
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That we can agree on.
Still smells like a Irish trawler...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't quote statistics or anything,
But I have been led to believe that some analysis was done looking comparing national railways to our motorway / a-road system, and the conclusion was that the best value for money the government can get means never building any more train tracks ever again and just building motorways everywhere.

www.transport-watch.co.uk/facts-sheet-7-rail-versus-road-capital-costs-track

(Personally, I don't agree with this, since I need the train system and I'm already shafted daily by the prices, I'm just pointing out the absurdity of the order-of-magnitude difference in cost)
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Pave the bloody island
One endless blacktop as far as the eye can see.

This forgets the cost of ownership of cars, aka cost of trains, that is distributed.
Cost of being stuck in jams.
Benefit of on working, reading, resting in trains.
Time lost looking for parking etc
Amongst others.

This is apple to fish.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Last November
we flew from Berlin to Naples, took the train to Sorrento, took a boat to Capri and back, returned to Naples by train (stopping off at Pompeii), flew from Naples to Luton airport, took a train from Luton to Nottingham, and later flew from East Midlands airport back to Berlin. The cost of the train from Luton to Nottingham was more than the total cost of all the other travel we did. That must be wrong!
 (serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
When I see the prices of tickets we paid in Japan...

Quick test:
- Luton to Nottingham: 144KM: $45,50 to £104 - so £0.32 to £0.72 per mile.
- Tokyo Central to Shinfuji 142Km: $31.60 - $0.22 per mile.
And in Japan, it's a Shinkansen that makes anything rolling in the UK look a bit like an open top cattle box car with service from a disgruntled East German border guard.
If you took the local train - about the same speed as an UK train, the price would be even lower. But still more comfy.
And this is Tokyo, the real estate might be a tad more expensive than in Luton.

As a quick story:
In Japan, we took the train on average once a day for 3 weeks.
All spot on time. Except one.
It was 3minutes late, the horror! The staff was on the verge of tears...
Bowing, excusing themselves for being lazy etc.
Came back to Belgium, second day back to Uni, train 45 min late and terminates one station early - effectively putting all the passengers 1 hour late.
The driver and the controller were having a gay old laugh about it.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds about right
BTW admittedly we did have to pay the top whack for the Luton to Nottingham train, and the flights were RyanAir & Easyjet at the lowest price we could get them. But still ...
Here in Germany you can for example get any day of the week a Brandenburg-Berlin ticket for 29€ that gives unlimited travel anywhere in Brandenburg for up to five people for 24hrs.
If you can't get together five people there are numerous websites where you can advertise for co-travellers. That's 6€ per person, and if you are on a popular run you can even end up making a profit!
 (serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post And did I talk about the packed meals on sale in Japanese train stations?
Bloody miss those... Ahhh.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:50, Reply)
This is a link post Bad Lip Reading....
....Returns
 (jingle_man, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
I loves me some bad Lip Reading :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite thing on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Briliant, and highly informative too
(could never quite grasp american football)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:34, Reply)
This is a link post 3 minutes to midnight
times almost up announce doomsayers
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Climate change is inversely proportional to apostrophe usage.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Iron Maiden's less successful follow-up single.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post See also: Wah! Heat

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ one of my all-time faves!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post candles!
join in the candle fest
a few linkies up there ^^^
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did.

(Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post No; not really.

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't we all lie on the floor or put paper bags over our heads?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post If you like.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
will that help?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll improve things for the rest of us.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post WRONG ANSWER

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post To answer your username, the fish is probably in your ear.
If you paid more attention, you'd know these things.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Either it got dislodged
or my shift-based sleep deprivation is worse than I thought. Can't believe I missed that.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 5:15, Reply)
This is a normal post And this is why we can't have nice things.
Now go to your room and think about what you've done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Already done that
I was thinking about it so hard that I nearly pulled my cock off.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post How much does that dude look like John craven?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post slightly?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 40%

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post C-

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wheres Doctor Manhattan when we need him?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post He's off noncing with Batman.
All the superheros are at it. It'll be bigger than Yewtree!
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post good
i hope we all die in blaze of atomic warfare
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Close enough.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=21gYohM-Cz8
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post When was the Doomsday Clock at 2.30 pm in the afternoon and everyone happy having a cuppa?
It's always bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I should imagine just before some twat got up, high on caffeine, and said
"let's get out of the ocean"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:08, Reply)
This is a link post FUCKING SQUIDS
FUCK!

Science Men stick camera to Humboldt squid. Films squids being FUCKING AWESOME.

FUCK! SQUIDS! YEAH! I FUCKING LOVE SQUIDS!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking wow and blimey

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK YEAH
turns out they attached the cameras by putting the squids in an outfit made from kids swimsuits- and only the camera comes free, so the fucking bendy idiots are twatting about in the ocean with fucking kids swimsuits on.

One of them twats tries to rip me apart with its toothed tentacles and sharp beak I'll just laugh at it till it dies of shame.

YEAH! FUCKING SQUIDS!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's a cunning ploy to kill off paedos.
They spot a kiddy swimsuit, jump in the water for a fiddle.... ARRRGH!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Genetically modify them for freshish water...
Put the kiddie cammo on.

Throw them in the Thames upstream of The House of Lords.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder they're angry.
Or maybe they're just really embarrassed. Furiously embarrassed squid.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Lordy dordy that's a hell of a thing.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post And there was me: expecting something about people on moduh syckles wearing t-shirts...
Nice cephalopods ~:-)
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK! SQUIDS! YEAH! I FUCKING LOVE SQUIDS! x2
duckduckgo.com/?kh=1&q=Friday+Squid&sites=www.schneier.com%2Fblog
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone fancy some calamari?

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 0< SQUIDS IS TASTY AND NUTRITIOUS!
GO TEAM PENGUINS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Tentacle gang signs
Maybe if I strap a camera to my back, girls will flock to me and flash their tentacles.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This video is rated 'R' as its unsuitable for Ripley.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to imagine they're signalling "'Iya, Trace!" to each other when they flash the old tentacles.
GLORY TO THE THEOCRACY!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I transate it as
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

GLORY TO THE THEOCRACY!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The stuff that lives in the depths makes me realise that every sci-fi alien looks boring and unimaginative!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine what lies in the ALIEN depths...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post candles!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah they are freakin' amazing innits

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like..they are touching each other

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That's how I approach them womens.
Blinky-grabby.
 (pahakyy, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post wow

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Rave Squid Squad, ACTIVATE!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:31, Reply)
This is a link post Interactive Spiragraph

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
Why has this not been done before?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Because if everything had been done before, we'd have nothing new to get excited about.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 6:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god yes!
Now I need to retire so I can play with this all day.
 (I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Loving this!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post This appears to be awesome.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ..
ooh
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post no fuck-ups with dodgy cheapo bics!
Weeeeeeeee!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:38, Reply)
This is a link post BBC Paedo conspiracy mysterious death bollocks blog
I think that covers it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The twisted brain wrongs of a one-off man mental indeed.
/spoiler: Jams wrote it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't cover Lord Brittan
does a good job of smearing anyone who thinks there's been a cover-up of being a tin-foil hatted loon though
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Brittain was BFF with Pixie

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That really is rather mental

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post They killed Peaches Geldof?
They can't be all bad then.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post makes perfect sense to me

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Peaches Geldof knew too much
Who would have guessed?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post they were building a machine to make a black hole in outer space in Texas

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet she did a fantastic impression
of someone who knew absolutely nothing at all.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post And now we all know our lives are forfeit!
Damn you! Damn you all!
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry about that.
Best keep it under your hat, eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I nearly posted this yesterday

But work got in the way. Although it can't all be true, it is still very fishy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post My view about all this is the same as Princess Di's death
It's really simple; unfortunately people, regardless of fame, do tend to die of things on a regular basis. There's nothing to it.

Have we got an Actuary on /Links? They'll tell us what the likelihood of us dying is. Probably fairly high to definite I'd say. The question is timing, and people don't expect famous people to die. That Deirdre Barlow knew the secret, obviously.

If anyone was going to get it then Enfield and Whitehouse should be dead by now. They were alluding to the DJ profession having "young friends" frequently in Smashy and Nicey sketches.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's true

I guess basically you would just need to find what percentage of the population are 'celebrities' and compare it against unexpected death rates of the whole population. Theirs should be the same proportion. BUT you must also consider the whole 27 club thing, that famous people are more likely to be exposed to stuff that would bump them off early.
I think it's a massive conspiracy. You should pop over, and see my collection of tin foil hats...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post There may well be some nefarious secrets within the establishment, but bumping off Rik Mayall?
I think he was a sufficiently self-confident and outspoken character that he wouldn't have held back.

Unless, we was one of them...

Have you got any spare hats, perchance?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll get David Icke to make you one personally.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no doctor, but I reckon the chances of dying having had cancer for a long time are pretty high.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say the likelihood of dying eventually is definite

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Einstein.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Statistically it's below 100% though.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's true
Then surely Brian Harvey is next!
 (spunkyD, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:07, Reply)
This is a link post Biologists discover bacteria that eat electrons
www.newscientist.com/article/dn25894#.VMEqUC72Q3Q
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmmmm
does that mean that aliens could be plugged into a grid and live?
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post your mum could be plugged into a grid and live

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw your mum kicking a can down the street, and I asked her what she was doing
'Movin'
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post at least my mum has a can to kick
I saw your mum kicking a dog turd down the street the other day, when asked what she was doing she said "IM KICKING SOME SHIT! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU CUNT!", so I apologised and went on my way
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a link post Leon Brittan has died
wonder if that paedo dossier investigation might start moving now
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah nothing dodgy about that at all

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post One wonders..
Yet again b3ta is the cutting edge of current affairs
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post BREAKING NEWS:
Osama bin Laden has been killed in Pakistan!
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
killed in pakistan revealed as David Icke
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
*Opens champagne*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Buenos estente..

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
*crosses fingers for Cliff*
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he'll get the message to keep his mouth shut

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post its why he doesnt dare come back into the country,
he knows he's fucked.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame, I would have like to see him interviewed

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
interviewed quadraspazzed on a lifeglug after a stairwell nonce-bashing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all well and good for later but i'ld like him to roll over on the rest of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ed 'Stewpot' Stewart dodged the bullet as well.
Met his wife when he we in his 30's and she was 13.

www.amazon.co.uk/Out-Stewpot-Ed-Stewart/dp/1844540863
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post expect t will sell a few more papers and a lot more tinfoil

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post Fails and such like,
TNL's latest one.

*edit* god knows why it wont embed...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Two possible reasons
1) You can't spell embed.
2) You didn't change the link to www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2NIOnoTxbg
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha.
now who looks thick.

:) Ta for the proper link.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 13:46
GOLD!
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The cat running into the door still makes me lol

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 3:25 is the best one
"How was your day at work, dear?"
"I got hit on the head by a fucking watermelon!"
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Some classics here.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post Comm check...
Aka, dicking about in the desert with fast cars, a helicopter and a jet.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That all looked insanely fun
good use of desert
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I presume there was a point behind all this 'fun'.
But I can't work out what it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Testing a radio system for a land speed record attempt.
Super sonic jet cars or something.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Cisco probably laid off a bunch of people
and had some money kicking around afterwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 20:43, Reply)

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