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This is a link post america
are stupid
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good
Who is he?
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jason Donovan.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes you do.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Limmy
He's a Glaswegian comedian
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post believe any

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post stewart lea
he likes marmite
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post of you

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Albion Grey
He's excellent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zryxf0bYzwM
 (m.auron, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your mum

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like he has a big monkey tail in the preview pic.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Blimey, I don't remember this in the Lady Bird edition of William Tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Booooo!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boooooobs!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic comments as always with the Guardian

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I particularly liked
"Titus Andronicus is a crap play."
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post "BEHIND YOU!!!"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a link post From the same bloke as Robney's link, skip to about 5mins and go from there.
It gets even more mental when the bloke starts having a heart attack and crying when they start to execute him :-)
(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Noel should never have sold those
overseas rights to the Gotcha Oscars.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post so they allow this,
but dont like tits and fannies? Fucking weirdos.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Egyptian humour seems a bit harsh
Reminds me of - youtu.be/H3_YlSWNRho?t=43s
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Round of applause for crying and shitting your pants.

(Headsbollockskuntz, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ahah a haahaahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
Fucking brilliant!!
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The problem will life and death pranks like that
is it will just take a second for somebody to attempt to kill one of the assailants in an act of desperation, with the possibility of succeeding
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see that as problematic,
but in fact the only possible satisfactory outcome of one of these kind of 'pranks'. The ones where the spoilt white US kids go and be rude to black Americans and end up getting beaten up as they cry out 'it's a prank, it's a prank' are highly satisfactory for similar reasons.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those are quite entertaining
The mind set of 'pranks' does leave quite a lot to be desired
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Subtitles on Kanyes Glasto Set last Saturday
Probably GC by now knowing this place, but I've only just seen it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Psst...
*Whispers* I referred to it as Glasto last year and the language nazis here descended on me like a group of basement dwelling vultures.

Also, Is ligga now a low calorie, acceptable word?
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol, i couldn't be arsed to spell it
So fuck them, this place is becoming more like reddit every day.

I like the word ligga, I though you're right, "I can't believe it's not nigga"
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
www.rsdb.org/full
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Jesus also healed my brain that was damaged by the drugs!


I was going to post this and ridicule it but now I have asked Jesus into my life.
 (moistness, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post These
are brilliant
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way
It is supposed to make you want to give your life to Jeebus, but actually makes the woman who does so seem like she's going totally mental.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't believe in angels pushing her to the front then YOU are mental!
Praise the lord!
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can only hope
that Jesus can fix my brain damage.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post He fixed mine.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it the drugs?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post the massive drugs

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 1:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you'd think the lord, being all-knowing and all that, would help this poor cartoonist out with his junk mail problem!
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Edit 'While I was in hospital I asked Jimmy to help me,...'

(Headsbollockskuntz, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I asked Jebus in my life
and he fixed my telly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
fixed fingered
telly bumhole
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Jebus Tabs
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given the amount of copyright lines in those strips I think somebody is a little insecure.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus would share the story.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the no good rubbish
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you doing ok?
Yes thanks. I am studying the Bible and going to church regularly. Also, thanks to the power of Jesus, I no longer notice how badly drawn we are.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this supposed to convince people or reaffirm their beliefs?
I mean this one that the blog links to.... bloody hell. Life sucks then you die - praise Jebus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post so, according to religion, we have to be dead before someone loves you!!! twats!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the first frame and thought it was going to be about Christian ventriloquists on a date.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's spectacular
Spectacularly shit! Lol!
 (teasus likes tea, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking brainwashed twats. hope they don't breed these sort of people!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "From now on...
...no more shady deals"
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a link post bye bye Tama
another video of adorable station master cat
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this why he did it?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-33322794

Thankfully everyone on the British public transport is too soggy for this to be an issue here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a business lesson for you.
Sack everyone and put a stray cat on the front desk.
Ker-ching!!!

What's next? Off-shore your customer services call centre to the Clangers homeworld?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently this gimmick revived the fortunes of an economically non viable railway,
and attracted thousands of tourists that brought millions of yen to the local economy.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/11704428/Cat-stationmaster-Tama-mourned-in-Japan-and-elevated-as-goddess.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post the japanese love their cats
dunno why
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post delicious in stir-fries.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats the Chinese
Huangdong provence
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hung Dong?
How Long is a descending dragon?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's not to like?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post They also like women dressed like manga children,
and sell panties in vending machines.

Neither of these 3 points make the Japanese sound good.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'd probably really go for that new William Tell opera too...
There you go, take it on the road.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post "We're just going to pretend that no photography sign isn't there..."

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Paris Hilton in TV show plane crashing prank
I dont like Paris Hilton.
I like GOOD hidden camera shows/jokes.
I think this is mean and would be terrifying, like the clown chasing one, which made me feel sorry for her.

I am now confused...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what's going on there,
except a load of people being unnecessarily loud.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently it's RamadanLOLs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramez_Wakel_el-Gaw_%28TV_show%29
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont like flying much
thinking that you might actually die in flaming agony is not cool
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah,
I think I genuinely would shit myself.

Then for that to be filmed and shown to people afterwards? Not very amusing.

Although obviously, I'd laugh if it was someone else :)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think (hope?) she was acting.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is rubbish :|

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope she sues the tossers.
This is how you do a prank:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLLW3c3g-F4
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post What sort of hair product is Hilton using?
Because gravity doesn't seem to be affecting that hair when the plane is apparently nose diving.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post jizz

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because Reality TV™ is always and absolutely 100% honest and accurate to the events depicted.
Welcome to the internet modern existence.
 (chompedhomas, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the Al Qaeda pranks he does, everyone shits themselves.
Especially when he does the mock executions.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh it's that guy then?
Piece on the radio the other day was talking about how Isis has targeted him for an extreme haircut because they've not seen the funny side.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of crap. What the fuck has happened to the world?

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post They’re selling Hippy wigs in Woolworths man.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck it, I'm never letting go of the balloon.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what if your thumbs go weird?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 20th century is over...
...and we have failed to paint it black.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Presuming Ed
AICMFP
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool your boots man

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post A-rab loooolz!

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not the first time
someone's filmed her going down.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn thought it was a blackbox recovery.

(Headsbollockskuntz, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a link post anyone up for a bit of trolling?
I'm in as alfie alfie

its a dumb facebook page for intolerant twats therefore trolling is A OK
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "stop knives save lives" is stupid though

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you're using a pseudonym, you're not doing it properly.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The dickhead will love the attention.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Anyone remember this show?

(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post No

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes..yes..yes..yes..yes..yes....and no.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You sound like a cock-tease bitch I met the other week.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The best show nobody watched. I've got it on DVD somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a link post 15 minutes of vinegar strokes

Jazz.... nice.
 (go1dy Had his highest sperm count on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4:33
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY7UK-6aaNA
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Silences of different lengths?
^ aims sniper rifle at conductors head ^
 (go1dy Had his highest sperm count on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This image will haunt me everything I engage in sex from now on.
Thanks.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thom Yorke's looking rough

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can do that!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post What utter, utter pap.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post He jazzed all over himself.
Care in the community working?
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is just some classic skinhead free jazz

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I don't even

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post What. The. Holy. Fluck.
Wikipedia has a quote about Phil Minton:

"Minton's range on this disc [A Doughnut in One Hand, FMP] runs from the sounds of a man choking on his own vomit to the sounds that grandpa makes when you finally decide to pull the plug on his respirator. Minton's like a little kid who's contact-miked himself playing yo-yo with his saliva; he's a baby drooling through his cries; he's mastered the art of the multiple burp; he's perfected the craft of goobering all over his finger and then running it over his lips while moaning. I'd hate to see what his mic looked like after he was done with it. ... Minton ... forces us to ponder the musical qualities of noises that we'd rather not deal with and for that fact alone, makes this an important recording."

There you go.
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Still can't believe...
...he topped himself.
BTW - it's part of the weather report...
(jingle_man, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 7:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant film and that I have not watched in over a decade....
Think i'll have to address that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never rated him at all as an actor. Was sometimes funny as a comedian ... In very short doses.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good Will Hunting?!

Mork and Mindy?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post dead poets society
Mrs Doubtfire - seriously, great film.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably his best role

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awakenings was good

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post He nearly ruined this film

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post One Hour Photo? What Dreams May Come? The World According to Garp?
The irony of What Dreams May Come is that the only thing that stops you slitting your wrists while watching it is its implication that the afterlife is just as depressing as watching Robin Williams movies on an eternal loop*

(*without even any decent relief like Good Morning Vietnam; credit where it's due that is an excellent film).
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why has no-one mentioned The Fisher King yet?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post One Hour Photo was a great film

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ach, I miss him as well
Its been nearly a year. so sad to do that. Stupid fucker
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post watched a thing about him,
he was apparently on the early stages of dementia, and couldnt face his whole head fucking up.

Very sad.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard he was watching cable and Patch Adams started playing

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Hemorrhoids?
This'll fix 'em
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ' sir , why was your arse ripped to shreds when yo came to a 'A and E' ?'
'well, we had this firework and it was under a basin...'
' Oh! Of course sir'

( put him down as an S and M 'accident'. Third fucking pervert this week)
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 30 Jun 2015, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Videos like this somehow never get tiresome. It's always funny when someone hurts themselves.

(david wiswell Please love me, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is when it's entirely their own fault
for pulling a stunt like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post i totally agree
What was he expecting?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 6:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be gently wafted up to the ceiling on a soft cushion of gas
What else?
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 7:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'd be better off with sprouts for that sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed they are hilarious
But I always wonder why the people filming them are always laughing? Of course I can laugh at this twat because he is an internet twat, but if I was actually there and he was my mate I'd be genuinely concerned that he might of broken his coccyx or some such...
 (sithemong, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Spend your leap second here
There's going to be a leap second tomorrow to make up for the fact that the Moon keeps fucking up Earth's orbit*, albeit at a monumentally slow rate.

Press the big red button to enjoy your randomly chosen one second video. The Nic Cage one is brilliant.



*correction - rotation, not orbit. Oops. Soz.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got Bob Ross saying 'we'll make a happy little cloud'
So, you'll agree, time well spend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got buffering.

(ThisIsMyRealName, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post tl;dw;

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got a mime saying "Fuck you"
Which was nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Patrick Stewart introducing Salt n' Pepper
www.youtube.com/watch?v=phiWeZuWH90
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is a thing of beauty

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Funny foreign wordlols
Saw this on the way home from work, almost made up for having to walk home because of the impromptu Kennington Lido.

Maybe he liked riding coach?


 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kennington
I walked home and stopped at the shops on Brixton Road and it was chaos at 7. There were 11 buses back to back!

It's all kicking off in Kennington! :)
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'll all be back to normal at about 1a.m. -
even water won't go south of the river that time of night.
/taxidriverlols

*googles "manschaftsbus" out of curiosity*
*regrets*
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 29 Jun 2015, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is still my fave
www.bigbustycoons.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a fan?
www.penisland.net/
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not forgetting...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post /facepalm
*throws self out of window*
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 29 Jun 2015, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew what it was....but I still clicked on it just ot make sure
I think I doubled bluffed myself
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post it looks like a headline of a Metro story from a made up German source

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is really going to piss ISIS off

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats a hefty old jpeg
thought my internet had gone dial-up
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a bad bad boy
Yeah I forget how big these mobile pics get. I made my manschaft smaller for you
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehe ta

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The German's like to give their tour buses lovely names.
https://youtu.be/rHYahSY6Nvs
 (hal9001, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Blackmoon's version of the robots falling over thing I made this!
I needed them to look a bit more like the accidents were drink induced.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 29 Jun 2015, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, perfect
Sort of thing Vonnegut would say, drunks are imperfect functioning robots
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(david wiswell Please love me, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA!
Robot Ralphing.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have just found out I am Android

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 29 Jun 2015, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post BUT THEN AGAIN...WHOSE DOES?©

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellently done
Woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe :-)

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your finest work to date, Sir!! *Clunk, *click*! Every trip.*

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post This^
Lots of lols
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 2:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finest?
I didn't think it was very good.
I've been sitting on it for about two weeks not daring to post it.
Odd how that happens. Ha!
Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 30 Jun 2015, 6:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a wonderful human bean
This pleases me greatly
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Synthetic oil perhaps?

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I told them to slow down
But you know what these youngsters are like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post They prefer the term
'Artificial person' oil
 (I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post heh
good work
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dad?

(david wiswell Please love me, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha1 Top stuff. \o/

(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 30 Jun 2015, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is perfect, do more do more!

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post splendid as ever. hahahahahahahahahahaha

(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahamazing!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Wow
 (Sherbs, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
The final puke really makes it spesh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 11 Jul 2015, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ive just logged in for the first time in years to say well done.
Im lay in sweltering heat in a Premier Inn in Norwich wetting myself with laughter. Im pretty sure im gonna get a knock on the door very soon.
 (oxygen_thief, Mon 13 Jul 2015, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that chap.
You're not the Oxygen Thief from 28DL are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 14 Jul 2015, 5:12, , Reply)
This is a link post an interview with Ray Cokes
about the olden days of MTV Europe
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was there (man)
Not sure I can face another hour of him though.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a link post The Savage Eye Catholic Church NSFW
well I've never seen it before, unless you watch RTE 2 a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha! Spot on!

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 29 Jun 2015, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
One of the best things on Or Tee Ee, so it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post carry on
country boy
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post God damn that was good!

(david wiswell Please love me, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I call fake. Not one of these 'Irish' had smeared themselves, and their front room, in their own shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post superb!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 6:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post the hate runs deep

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post This tea's getting a bit wet now huh?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post As someone who went to a school run by (mostly Irish) "Christian Brothers" in the 1970s
...and was brought up a Catholic, I found this to be a very interesting documentary.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 1 Jul 2015, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Shia LaBeouf Freestyle Rapping. NSFW
Painful to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough, point made, Kanye was ok

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jq7A5vaxu8
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post not enough to hate about him in that one, imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkuydaR6Pes
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post 12 seconds before my ears done went deaded

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post you lasted twice as long as me

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Is there nothing he cannot do well?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 2:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a cock.

(Headsbollockskuntz, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post i could only manage 11 seconds

(Sherbs, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what SHE said.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I Watched This And I Laughed

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Is it Dom?

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*deep breath*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh that heartbreaking muzak
with sad music
 (macroscian (1 like), Mon 29 Jun 2015, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soo sad made feel like calling Samaritans, but last time i called they put me on hold and the time before that they said they would ring back

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaahhahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 29 Jun 2015, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

Twat!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post KNOBSACK©.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post COCKNBALLZ©.

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantasticprofilepictureyouhavethere®

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Jun 2015, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf

(Sherbs, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:29, , Reply)

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