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This is a link post VCR Plus
suitable for mammals and insects
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Rescued dog that probably should have been put down.
Looks pretty happy in the end though!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Read at your own peril i found i had some dust in my eye at the end

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best bit was where he got well enough to change breeds.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I preferred him at the beginning

(MagicMoose, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Candy-Gasms

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post by the Spliffs?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq-yMuBP7nU
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 3:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Some nutter eating a sparkler.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a pretty distinct difference between 'nutter'
and fucking mongoloid.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
A truth has been spoken
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a div
did he have any tongue left after that?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post What happens when you eat a sparkler
i.imgur.com/nAZ6UZx.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Won't bother watching that.
"[Sparklers] burn at a high temperature (as hot as 1000°C to 1600°C, or 1800°F to 3000°F), depending on the fuel and oxidiser used, more than sufficient to cause severe skin burns or ignite clothing."
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post His saliva would have helped a lot. There would have been a cusion of steam.
the super heated steam would have been what burned him.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 2:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given that sparklers have a lot in common with thermite which can be used for underwater cutting,
I think that the saliva would have fractionally delayed the inevitable!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Daft bugger looks like he's getting a Goa'uld painstick upside his head

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post some times the sparklers are brighter than the people that eat them

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post you should ignite both to be sure though

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Cameron gets an earful at Buzzfeed tonight
" 'Cameron was also the object of a tirade from an audience member named Yasmin, who told him: “I’m voting remain but nothing to do with you guys, I hate the Tories and I’m just going to say you’ve fucked every fucking thing up in this country; you’ve screwed students, you’ve screwed the disabled, the vulnerable. I’ve heard that you want to take back the Human Rights Act and I could totally believe that, I wouldn’t put it past you at all, Dodgy Dave.' "

It's not a great clip, but I'm sure better ones will be along quite soon.

oh his moonface
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post And that's a reason to remain?
The stay in camp have offered nothing scare stories. I have heard nothing positive about remaining in the EU; nothing. The only arguments seems to be it's better to stay in a abusive relationship as walking out is too hard to contemplate so stay with what you know.

PS Hello Mr Pills. Hope to see you on the Bash
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hi Spazz, going to try. All a bit of a carer at the mo so have to do logistics but yep, want to get there.

I heard there's going to be cock. Cake.I meant cake. I heard there was going to be cake.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Err
www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/10/no-single-market-access-for-uk-after-brexit-wolfgang-schauble-says

https://www.facebook.com/williamlacey/posts/10154328412102203?pnref=story

Etc. Removing ourselves from the EU will be utter madness
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well if the German finance minister says so it must be true.
I wonder what would motivate him to say such a thing. Could it be that the UK is the second biggest net contributor to the EU after Germany? How is it that Switzerland and Norway are part of the single market despite not being EU members? How is it that Australia and Canada have trade deals that allow them access to the single market?
More lies and scare tactics from a foreign politician that no one outside Germany had ever heard of until yesterday. Still, I'm sure he's now secured himself a lucrative sinecure in Brussels once his current tenure comes to an end.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 6:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post What motivates the CBI, TUC, Unite, Unison, Bank of England, IMF and so many charities I've lost count?
If we shouldn't listen to any of those experts, who should we listen to? The only voices I here from the Brexit camp are Johnson, Gove, Farage, The Daily Mail and The Sun and I wouldn't trust any of them to run a bath.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sat 11 Jun 2016, 7:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well the business side of those people got us into a global recession and caused untold amount of misery.
And yet still seem to have a lot of money and power.
Funny that.


As for the unions, well most have swallowed the labour party line (because ooOOooOO tories) but the RMT is calling for exit.

But we'll probably remain because the British love being told not to do something and care deeply how their decisions will affect big business.

[edit]
Also apparently The Northern Ireland Public Service Alliance are calling for leave.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure it was the American Sub-Prime mortgage market that got us into a recession.
A nice list, because we like lists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorsements_in_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum,_2016
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sat 11 Jun 2016, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's certainly an impressive list.
I can see why many organisations would favour the status quo.
Personally I think we can do better.

Now excuse me because as a skinhead i've got to find a elderly asian lady to play seesaw with.
weee!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The charities are motivated by self interest, they get lots of hand outs from the EU.
I don't see trade unions as experts in anything. BOE and IMF are economists. Economics is just fiscal politics, it's not, as many believe, a science where there is a right and wrong. This Remain/Leave debate has no right answer, it's a matter of political opinion. So you defer to your so called experts if you want, just as we defer to the unelected and unaccountable EU. I'd like to regain some autonomy. If those are the only Brexit voices you've heard, you're following the debate in a very superficial way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found around 32 million "motivations"
EU Funding amounts received by the following:

IMF - €168,138
CBI - €1,350,737
TUC - €763,473
Unite - €285,788
Unison - €285,788

Others who receive over €10 million each include Friends of the Earth, WWF, RSPB.
 (minger56, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well we wouldn't want to upset the Germans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 7:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best one so far was David Cameron saying the we can control imigration if we stay in the EU
well we are in it and he cant
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget the one about if we leave europe will descend into war again.
That's my favourite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still confused by Brexits idea of fear campaigning
Saying the economy will suffer is scaremongering
Boris claiming all our women will be raped my migrants isn't scaremongering
 (I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boris was the one with floppy hair making jokes.
Farage is the one warning that immigrants are at risk of being a bit rapey due to cultural differences.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where the female human said swears and the human in the studio apologised to the gonks at home

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just not cricket is it?

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post So she's voting to remain in system that's failed to protect these people from a Tory government?
I thought the whole point of the left grudgingly voting to remain was to protect the people (and keep global capitalism happy).
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post What an annoying bitch

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post All I know is
If there was a referendum wether we should have had a referendum, then I would have voted no... because everyone has got on my tits during the process, and it's all a fucking irritating shitstorm of bullshit...

so with that logic, i'm going to vote remain... because that's close to the status quo before everyone became a fucking politics/economics/guessing expert.

The only thing I know is that after this... I fucking hate referendums and i'm glad i don't live in switzerland... how the fuck do they get anything done?

most of the people I actually meet, you wouldn't trust with a blunt pair of fucking scissors... but suddenly they are qualified to make a major economic/political decision?

fuck off, fuck your referendum and fuck all of your opinions (not you personally)

i'm going to get drunk in the garden and shout at the neighbours kids.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Referendums are a fucking joke
We vote in politicians precisely so we don't have to have them. What's the point of a government if we're just going to decide (poorly) ourselves?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post If my doctor said
you've got cancer, that's not good, I can treat you one of 2 ways, both have drawbacks and benefits....

But i'm not going to talk you through it, instead i'm going to have vested interests sell each treatment to you whilst simultaneously lying about the other treatment

I think i'd rather just die.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes mate.
Because the politicians are super clever experts who are so superior to us plebs. Politicians never collectively make a stupid decision. That invasion of Iraq was really really good. If we'd had a referendum on that the wonderful thing might not have happened.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew there was a reason I
had you on ignore.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually
Polls at the time of the invasion showed the majority of the UK population was in favour of invading Iraq. It's only after the invasion did the public change their minds.

Similarly, the last big referendum was on adopting the alternate vote. Despite being a vastly superior way to conduct elections, the public were easily swayed to vote against it by the press. And then our election in 2015 saw the conservatives get in with only just over a third of the voters support. Interesting lessons there.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Sun 12 Jun 2016, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post we were in favour, and would've voted to invade
because evidence shown to us, or made available to us, was untrue, falsified, incorrect or made up.
Sure, 'after the event' everyone says we shouldnt've gone to war but because of lies told we would have agreed to the invasion. Thats why Blair needs to be held to account over the whole thing.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This, those polls were based on the publics reaction to media coverage and the "dossier"
The sooner Chilcot reports the better.
Though from what i've heard Blair's going to get off relatively easy and Straws going to be the fall guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 6:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post *votes*

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm voting out
Simply as the choices are:

Keep it the same,
or
Gamble it will be better.

And I'm a gambling kinda guy.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post pretty much my feeling
That and the way Merkel and the IMF royally fucked over Greece.
Forcing them to privatize pretty much every state asset they had.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
Get out and try something new. It cannot be worse
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It wouldn't be gambling if it couldn't get worse.
The it'll fuck the economy arguments read far stronger to me than the it'll improve the economy ones. Not that I am in any way qualified to judge.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Fuck it, what's the worst that could happen?"
Probably the worst way to approach one of the most important decisions of your life.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post No brainer for me
If BMW won't sell me a car or price me out, for being out, I'll buy a Lexus. If the Portugese Tourist board don't want my money, I'll go to Florida. If Ryan Air won't fly me somewhere, Easy Jet will. If they won't, BA will. If I can't buy a German fridge, a Korean one will suffice.
There might be a little fuss and flurry, but the old price wars will settle down fast enough.
Tough to travel? I just had a friend holiday in Vietnam and another in Peru. The paperwork was a doddle.
Defence? UN and NATO, plus we have the biggest armed services of the lot. I can't see us crying to Macedonia to help us defend our airspace if (who?) tries to invade.
 (TSLunch, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats how I see it if we leave.
Might be 5 years until things sort out, might be 10, but sort out they will. And the situation during those 5/10 years might be worse than if we'd stayed in, I'm prepared and allowing for that. BUT, come 5/10 years when my children are becoming adults, I'd like to think they'll be coming into a better system and better country, than if we'd remained.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 1:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with all that...
except Greece has the biggest number of troops in the EU.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'd still feel safer in the UK than Greece :)
www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=united-kingdom&country2=greece&Submit=COMPARE
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 1:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is like the best Top Trumps ever.
I think I'm confusing Greece with Turkey, or something. I should probably retire now. Goodnight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 2:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is easy to tell the difference
Turkey's the one that has Merkel using the powers of state to suppress a poem, despite sending death threats to German M.Ps, using migrants as a political tool, horrible human rights record, picking fights with Russia that could land us all in it, killing Kurds, suppressing free speech....

Greece is the one with lovely food.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
well, that all went rather well don't you think?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a link post new vid of thing that look rude but are not rude NSFW
new vid of thing that look rude but are not rude
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The ol bate and switch.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post a fine example indeed

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bate and sleep
Speaking of which... night night
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a link post How psychedelic trance was discovered
Seems plausible.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post fierce :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't wait
hopefully it will be awful :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post A man who paints portraits with his penis
...must be a B3tan ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post More awful the better

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm an adult with a computer connected to internet now
so I don't need this anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
Time and place. Was good post pub fun and most stimulating.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to love that programme
But I'm wondering how it can hope to match what it was, given that the envelope's been pushed so far in the intervening period.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post live scat feed
with animals licking each other's private parts, assisted suicide of a teenager who's doing it for lols while his mother masturbates and being sick on the floor.

For openers.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup - sounds about right!

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It always seemed more about campness
and silliness than envelope pushing.

Mr Goatse would have been on The Word rather than Eurotrash.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can tell you've looked into it

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did some research yesterday.
Found out that Lolo Ferrari had a single called Airbag Generation.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
Makes the whole Brexit debacle worthwhile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, they look like old codgers now....

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 1:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post preferred rrrr rap rap rapEEdo

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 3:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post John Ritter fucked zack braff
and that's what you get.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA!
That's a keen observation.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of John Ritter's last roles
was on Judge's King of the Hill, and David Herman here (who worked on King of the Hill too) did Ritter as a character when he was on MADtv. Maybe google will provide links to Braff and Kevin Bacon, I don't know.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every thing links to Kevin Bacon
dont ask why
dont think about why
it just does
it is the way of the universe
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Queen's birthday celebrations show sinister rise of middle class nationalism
Sorry to share a Guardian link, but this is proper bonkers and worth a read.

(TL;DR = sneery, illogical Guardian columnist writes words for money.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post i could do that write words for money

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You'd have to take those flaming kittens off your fingers, mind
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post They where on bullpeen hammers the otherday
Today I am using dormice on cocktail sticks with a light flambé of white lightning
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of mindless drivel
The Guardian at it's finest I guess
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post DAILY MAIL

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it!

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have to confess to mixed feelings on this one.
I'm very much in the 'citizen not subject' camp, though I think the monarchy serves a useful purpose for tourism, selling newspapers etc.
I think most of the peripheral family serve no useful function, and the civil list should be axed, and yet I can't help having a soft spot for Queenie, and think Prince Philip's complete lack of tact is hilarious.
Add to this the fact that the miserable cow who wrote this is taking it all too seriously and I think I'd rather share a piece of Battenburg with some Union Flag hatted neighbours than spend an evening with the woman at the top of the article who looks like she's just necked a pint of lemon juice.
TL:DR: I met the Queen once. She's tiny and never takes her gloves off.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
^^ This man is correct in all he says.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I have no problem with the immediate family and have no desire to get rid of them. They don't have any impact on my life. I don't think I'd be able to say the same about an elected president.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't going to follow that link until you described her as sour faced pinched mouthed woman.
However, that is a flattering photo of the journo:



Can't say she came over very well in the YouTube vid I grabbed that from.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
YouTube vid secret web cam I set up in her bedroom
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post i bet you're gorgeous

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post thought so
In that case you should count your blessings and be nicer to women less fair than you.
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I understand the point you're making, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Civil List was abolished in 2011
but carry on ranting.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was slightly amusing (in a troll the monarchists way), but I don't think there's been a rise in the thing she's complaining about. It's always been there.
Some of my niblings will be going to parties tomorrow with their deity-fearing parents (brandishing copies of The Servant Queen)

I've got mixed feelings about the utility of monarchy too, but I think the psychological / deference and superstitious aspects of it are pretty vile
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I played drums for Performative Pastiches of Community...
on the Restoration tour.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's not a word of this article i disagree with
fuck the monarchy. unaccountable, feckless anachronisms that have zero place in a modern democracy.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
When she starts her article by saying "how she fled to Scotland to avoid the royal wedding". I thought is it because it wasn't about her and how she had to make a fuss about someone she doesn't know, a wedding, and turn the event into her and how she feels. When really deep inside she wanted to be the princess....or why didn't she just turn rhe TV off and do some gardening instead of pissing off to Scotland in a flounce....Queenie's birthday in NZ has been full of events and random things hardly anyone here flouncing
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I won't see a Republic in my lifetime
But bring it on.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck patriotism
its shit thick
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post and isn't the Queen one of the most boring people in the world?

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a link post "Mon Iroise a moi"
Four and a half minutes of N. Atlantic lighthouses in storms
(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I done a LEGO...
Permanence
at 0:36...

(well, there's a bit of 1:18 to it as well, as it was getting too tall for the display box).
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's pretty nice, but would have been more impressive if it wasn't a kit
when I was a kid and all this was fields lego was just colored block of three different sizes
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Erm. It's not a kit.
Pretty sure it's not.
I think I'd have remembered if it came in a box...
And I'd have built it a lot quicker if there had been instructions...
And it probably wouldn't have some bits missing round the back where I ran out...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter Filth!
Don't think I don't know what that actually is.
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Intersex. A very enlarged clitoris that can be mistaken for a penis.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is not the reaction I expected.
Oh hang on, it's b3ta. My mistake.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't get me wrong, I'm all Woo, Yay, Hoopla for the model.
But, as you say, "THIS IS B3TA!"
*kicks Joefish down nearest well*
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Put a shirt on...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 2:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely stuff

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post And so castles made of sand, fall into the sea eventually.
b3ta.com/links/1386581
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I would be a tad worried to be in most of those
The one on top of the cliff looks the safest
 (MagicMoose, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Massive archive of Mashup/Bootlegs
Enjoy
 (I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh ta muchly!
*clickety*
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is the best thing to happen today... fucking amazing!
tune: bit.ly/1U53GPT
 (I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't hard link
But that Act of Dog one is great
 (I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post No 'Love in a Void'?
I'm out.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exceptional!
thanx
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic....**click click clickety click**

(I helped save b3ta! GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
does it have this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqV5YFrfgvw
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it.
Some stuff of mine on there that I lost years ago! Thank you.
 (ccc, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a link post ART101 ep. 4 - The Eviscerated Corpse. I made this!
Episode 4 of my YouTube channel that teaches you how to make art and how to be an artist.
(_Black_Acrylic, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where is Pissflaps when you need him?
And where is Tabs the big flouncer
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Cyclist trying to cross while Obama was in da house pummeled by cops.
Second cyclist who comes into frame around :24 has a change of heart.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post that cyclist clearly had the right of way
fucking car owners
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post out of my way, I'm a motorist!
*inserts mr burns clip here*
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I surprised they didn't shoot him a few times?
Standard practise?
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post he wasnt black enough to warrent a bullet so a night stick will do

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think after this he may self identify as black so he can get a settlement from the city.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rachel Dolezal, the White Woman Who Claimed to Be Black.
But with more whiteness
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they got suspended pending an investigation into why they didn't shoot him

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because he was white?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post You say that
he's in Guantanamo now..
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could those guys please spend an hour or so on the crossing outside my flat

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post They can't be flirting while they're on duty.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I, err, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fat sweaty coppers.
The actual takedown looks like something off It's a Knockout.

I love the second one who waddles up to see if anyone needs sitting on, then gets told to shuffle off and find his own cyclist...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Predicted link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ygEyn7T04
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Toys!
Yes, I know it's an advert. It's for the next wave of over-priced LEGO Dimensions character/level unlock packs. But the licensing cross-over gags they've squeezed into this short trailer (all genuinely signed-up) are nothing short of brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post unbelievably overpriced
£100 when it launched and that only gives you access to 25% of the disk's contents, another £250 to play the rest
If they had any sympathy for the average parent they'd have a simple Toy controller on/off mode, so it could be played like normal Lego games as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post All Lego products are massively overpriced
Electronic or otherwise.

I'm sure that wasn't always the case, was it?

My parents were perpetually skint and I had loads of the stuff.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post normal lego console games are reasonably priced
£35 to you play the entire game with access to all the characters (often hundreds of them).
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmwelllllmmmm...
Certainly the sets have become a lot cheaper in real terms. However, they have shifted from a wide variety of smaller sets in the past to now just one set at each of their target price points in each theme. Along with a bit of a markup when it's a licensed set like Star Wars.

I mean, if you actually take the holy grail of 1980, the 928 Space Cruiser, and hold one in your hands, it's not really all that big and would probably only retail today at about £60. Compared to around £20 over thirty years ago that's pretty good going.

The difference is that nowadays that would only be the mid-range space toy and the massive collector's Death Star or whatever next to it costing some £300 makes it look like something out of a Kinder egg in comparison.

And the likes of Toys'R'Us always prefer to stock the big-box items as they're easier to stock manage and make more profit. That can warp a parents' view of the product. It's also why LEGO don't make many trains any more, sadly, as no-one will stock smaller add-on sets...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 14:51, , Reply)
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You used to buy it in very small amounts, one car's worth etc. Is it only in big set-piece boxes now?

I remember the ages it took saving up the six quid needed to buy the police station.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends where you shop.
If you don't have an actual brand store near you, you might be stuck with Toys'R'Us, who only want to sell big boxes. Large supermarkets tend to stock the smaller stuff, but never have the full range.

If you look closely, you'll see one or two of the bigger boxes in Toys'R'Us are actually three separate smaller sets, still in their own boxes, stuffed into one bigger cardboard carton or shrink-wrapped into a bundle.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think there is or was a lego shop in the milton keynes shopping center round the back near three and cows
and i know for a fact that dirty percy would give lego out to any kid who would sit on hand for 5 mins
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it's going anywhere anytime soon. Down the right-hand side of the extra side bit,
on the left just before the U-bend and the bubble clock. Use the multi-storey next to Debenhams and you're directly above it.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Auctions are the best place to buy it
Massive box for a £5! Once got such a box (£8) with 5 Star Wars sets in pieces!
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
and because
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll willingly split the cost of the character packs with anyone
If I get to keep the figures and vehicle models, and they keep the gaming RFID pucks...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd give you a quid for the disks
anything more than that is taking the piss
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post They warned us about Ferrengi
at the academy...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *obligatory "legos" comment*

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a link post CDC in sand on morning news show.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Sehr geehrter two spirits
German politician mockingly lists dozens of genders in the introduction to his speech.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking AfD cunts need to fuck the fuck off and leave us the fuck alone
Bunch of nazi sympathisers.

And that wasn't the intro to his speech - it was the entire thing. A total fucking waste of oxygen. Bet he thought he was being funny, the cunt.

Have I made myself clear enough? I hope nothing I wrote here can be misconstrued as supportive.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was?
Der splutter und farten pipen ist krank nein?
 (Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:43, , Reply)

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