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This is a link post Farting allowed

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have a Google News Alert set to 'German' and 'gas'?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't??

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course I do. And just to be safe I also subscribe to the Newsletter.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Arschsturm Zeitung" or "Bumspaß Welt"?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post A little from Zyklon A, a little from Zyklon B.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post The German for 'exit' is Ausfahrt!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post "How dare you fart before an officer of the law!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't realise it was your turn!"
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post *PARP*
""That a group leader of the police sees the honour of a colleague injured by a fart is one thing."

Injured by a fart?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Mr Biffo's Found Footage - Episode One
Some of us paid actual cash money for this to be a thing. And now it is a thing, and is as bizarre as we hoped/feared.

LINK-ME-DO
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went to the premiere of this on Saturday evening
It is indeed delightfully bizarre. I was a bit concerned that what works so well in written or teletext form wouldn't translate to sketches, but it really does. The finale is quite a thing, too. Not giving spoilers but it's worth seeing
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Japanese crafts
I've stumbled upon a YouTube channel which is all about traditional Japanese crafts and it's a real treasure trove. No English subtitles, but most of the time you don't need them. Fountain pens, spectacle frames, rice steamers, kimonos, spinning tops, cabinet making - all sorts of stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post tentacle porm?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post A good choice sir, but sadly not in that channel.
Could I direct you to the second illustration in this excellent piece on Japanese erotic art?

www.thewhoresofyore.com/shunga-art.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo TACFC
You even managed to gutter ancient Japanese craftwork
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fuck
And you can join him in the gutter, Varmint
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, don't get all high and mighty about it.
An octopus is as entitled to bit of sexeh time just as much as the next cephalopod.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Both the octo and the painter are craftsmen

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Lovely stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoOyr11tUnw
Jeezer balances a spinning top on the edge of a samurai sword at the end of this one.
 (clunk, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that one too. Balancing them was interesting to see.
I got a rough idea of how he marked the spindle to find the off-balance, but couldn't work out how he then fine tuned it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
By how deep he set the metal slug into the body?
 (clunk, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was one part of it
but he was making marks on the spinning shaft to note roughly the imbalance, but then somehow he was tuning it more finely. I suppose it boils down to skill and experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's a bit lovely isn't it!
Highly recommend finding vids on Japanese woodwork joints.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's kind of the opposite of China
Arts and crafts in China are more about how cheap and crappy you can make it. If it nearly falls apart under its own weight, you got it just right.
 (I helped save b3ta! jagwap, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not dissimilar to Colin Chapman's approach to car building then.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lotus?
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, his double chassis concept would have made racing much safer...
...but, yeah, drivers were expandable in those days so it was banned.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:27, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Darn you lowercase "a" key.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Adding power makes you faster on the straights. Subtracting weight makes you faster everywhere'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post They all seem to be men...
..and predominantly working out of sheds. Traditional Japanese craft skills being kept alive by men avoiding their wives.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Avoiding your wife as much as possible IS how men stay alive.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Wonderful World of Tupperware
Does exactly what it says on the plastic tub
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Groovy music, blurred stuff.
Asleep by 30 seconds in. Good, I need that! :-)

Reminds me of my mum's Tupperware parties in the 70s. I think she diversified into tea towels and flannels, daring thing that she was!
 (Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I preferred her work
with massive dildos. Her patter sold them to every kid on the block even though none of us ever managed her stunts. It was as bad as that kind who came and demonstrated yo-yos at assembly. Although considerably more painful - but not on the knuckles or elsbow
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a link post AMG have finally shown their Project One


Click for bigger (87 kb)

There's also a terrible video to go with it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=du8h0Rs6Hp0

And a toe-curling reveal with Lewis Hamilton:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZuMjqKzHi4

Which is all a shame as I quite like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks mad as hell!
But the person who edited that video need punched in the fucking head. Almost gave me a seizure!
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Sometimes we all need punched in the fucking head
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post front reminds me
of the old EB110, which isnt a bad thing.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:30, , Reply)
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You might have a point. There's certainly hints of the McLaren F1 LM as well:
cars.mclaren.com/featured-articles/road-racer-the-f1-lm.html
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Driven by STIG

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not as pretty as the concept art would have had us to believe.
Also - it turns out my missus's friend's brother is one of the designers who worked on the engine (the exhaust system to be exact).

I had the pleasure of sitting next to him at a pub lunch recently. He had the displeasure of me chewing his ear off about his job for the entire meal.

Very interesting chat though - it is a genuine Mercedes F1 engine in there, but their biggest challenge was to make it drive slowly. Racing cars are notoriously cranky at low speeds and aren't really happy unless they're being thrashed to the limit.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Unidentified aircraft crashes near Area 51
You may now commence feverish speculation.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It crashed because you nicked all the bloody landing lights for your candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It seems it was a Flanker...
... an aircraft the US is not meant to have, would be fun having the back story on how they nicked it.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but not at post 1992 model as some suggest.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
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They exported them to a number of countries (and lost control of a few when the Soviet Union split). Wildly speculating I'd say it's likely to have been one of the Belarusian ones.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-27#Operators
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a great deal of parafin to put in your bum

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post okay...
that website managed to talk about area 51 without mentioning anything about its history. Not even entertaining the possibility. Me neither. Pilot error
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you think of something, anything at all, and can't find a single mention of it on the internet, it's because the government is hiding the Truth.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No results found for "skydiving porpoises done nine eleven".
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No results found for "barack obama is a crocodile".
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"jet fuel can't melt jfk" - 44 results
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, 44 results...

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
atm slips cause cancer

About 601,000 results
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:02, , Reply)
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No results found for "cucumbers cause dyslexia".
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Jesse "The Body" Ventura. AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No results found for "trump writes all the fake news himself".
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post So many candles!
Doffs cap for B3tan Snr and salutes.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post He may not respond as he has a case of the Al's heimers.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where am I?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post All over the board
Like a frenzied arsonist
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That burning in your swimsuit area is only partially caused by the candles.
May I make a suggestion for your future liaisons?


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just about explains FA / Fake news Trumpiness.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a link post I know ska-turday is over right,but this, yeah.
54 46...
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Ever wondered what's on those golden discs on the Voyager spacecrafts?
Wonder no more. It's mainly a load of terrible racket and forreign gibberish. Still fascinating to listen to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never saw any golden discs,
too busy looking at 7 of 9's tits.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Guy knows his meteorological shit

Made me giggle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha, he just wanted a soundbite of someone being worried but instead he got schooled.
That's what you get when you get a giant lobster to report the news.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the fact that the reporter handed straight back
i have no idea what he was talking about, back to the studio

I wonder where he retired from? Sounds like the Meteorological Centre
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was he right though?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wowzers! 15 candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bask in their magnificence!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post candlearbra dude

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Lake jump FAIL
Addicted as I am to FAIL ARMY this is my absolute favourite FAIL. Keep an eye on the ramp on the left and wait...
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top notch
Predictable outcome but the execution more than made up for it!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post 444444444444

(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post seasonally adjusted figures
suggest it should be

555555555555555555
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post What are these numbers and why are you talking to yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a link post If you care about cyclists you'll do a Dutch reach-around

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was so far down the page few would have read it: "It's a good idea to get cyclists better educated too," he said.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cyclists absolutely could do with better education in regards to safe road use.
But it's drivers that are the biggest problem. Just this morning I had some doddery old cunt pull out right in front of me on my way to work. If I had been distracted or had shitter brakes, I would have plowed straight into the side of his vehicle. I can only assume he saw me and decided that there was absolutely no way I was moving at the same speed as the car he let pass before pulling out. It's not the first time it's happened, and it definitely wont be the last.
I agree that it swings both ways though. Cyclists should be far more strictly scrutinised when using public roads, particularly at rush hour. I'd be in complete support of license scheme for cyclists, because you really do get some toppers out there.
I'm not sure it'll do much to quell the resentment some of these lazy, moon faced, fat fucks have towards two-wheelers, though.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's no licensing for cyclists because:
1) Bikes are used by children, and forcing children to get a license doesn't sit well with many people.

2) Imagine a world where everyone walks. Then someone invents bicycles, and many people cycle... all is well with the world. Then someone invents automobiles, and many people get killed... THAT'S why we license cars, because they came along and caused the problem. We're only in a situation where people think it's the cyclists causing a problem because cars are so ubiquitous it doesn't occur to drivers that by moving tons of steel around at high speeds they're being dangerous dicks.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post But they are not moving tons of steel at high speeds while parked.
I have ridden bicycles for time immemorial and motorcycles since 14: I know to always look inside cars for people, and look at their tail lights for signals.

I think the big difference is bikes going really fast and an attitude of "head down, pedal faster" when that simply isn't safe on a bike or a motorcycle.

And you miss many aural clues by blasting your Barry Manillow at 11.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gah?
If you open a door and a cyclist cycles into it then you opened the door badly. Yeah, the cyclist COULD have been cycling slower.

But also the Woman didn't have to wear a top cut that low and a skirt cut that high, and then insist on walking home through a rough neighbourhood. And that guy didn't leave the house specifically intending to rape her so it must be her fault.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, you just posted that.
You know, sometimes you're safer in life when you rely on yourself to get by. It doesn't mean that people around you won't do bad things that they should rightfully be punished for, but often a little preparation, awareness and forward thinking can provide for a safer life. I have the right to walk around downtown after midnight with wads of $100 bills hanging out of my pockets, but I'm not stupid enough to believe I won't get robbed for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should you be licensed to walk around town though?
I know my comparison might have been a little extreme, but it gets the point across most effectively any time I suspect someone is blaming the victim.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think walking you learn to avoid such things and you're also not travelling as fast.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post In legal terms you're wrong.
That's all - wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry, have we met?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you ever frequent the docks
dressed in your ma's frocks?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The docks are just exploding with seamen

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post well that escalated quickly

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post When learning to drive
I was told by my instructor to leave enough room for a car door to open when passing parked cars because an occupant could open one unexpectedly.

Seems like sensible behaviour. I usually do it even if I am in a car and would not get hurt by someone doing that.

If I were likely to be the one hurt I would make sure I did it 100% of the time.

Cyclists should take sensible precautions. It is only sensible.

If a woman lies down naked in a park it is illegal to rape her. Unfortunately, in the real world, that is no protection from harm at all and her lying down naked is a bit daft. Any sensible person would not do it because they are likely to come to harm even if the harm is as a result of an illegal act. The likelihood of it happening is not eliminated by it's illegality.

The onus of care is not all on the car drivers. It is shared by the cyclists in the real world but not in the minds of some of them it seems.

Just because a car has a greater capacity for harm does not mean the cyclist has no responsibility for their own safety, that is really terrible logic.

As you say, it swings both ways. I am sure many car drivers could take more care but then so could many cyclists. If they both took more care I am sure the number of fatalities on the roads would greatly diminish.

75% of cycling accidents happen at junctions. One big thing that could change is car drivers not doing what happened to you and pulling out on cyclists, the other is cyclists not undertaking, especially near junctions.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yet when I follow the Highway Code recommended distance away from parked cars (1-1.5 m)
for the very obvious reason that I can't trust some cunt not to open a door on me (which is frankly dangerous thing to have happen to you at any speed) then some cunt behind me will start shouting, parping their damned horn or even driving at me, because having the parked cars take up half the road is not enough. The fuckers want the whole of the road to themselves for driving or parking on.
 (Hemipygous, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cyclists are cunts
Drivers are cunts

Right that's that all sorted
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post MWAH

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*reaches round*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good, I'm glad we can agree
Cunts.

Cunts everywhere...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read this this morning
And thought it would make more sense for driving instructors to teach their pupils to look round past the blind spot like they would do if they were overtaking. And then I thought about what I had just thought...
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you live through it all?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a lot more thinking than a lot of people do.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mi brane hertz nowe

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rammstein's less successful follow-up to Mein Hertz Brennt...

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Such great nudity in that clip

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not hard

Always check your mirror first, open the site handle and allow the door to open an inch or two, warning anyone you might have missed. Slowly open door. Sorted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I was a cyclist
And i saw a door slowly opening in front of me I would probably try and take evasive action. Slowly opening your car door does not say "it's okay I am being careful" to a cyclist it's more like a slow ambush. Just look behind you at your blind spot and check the mirror twice
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that like a Dutch Lobster?

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had to Google that, MC
And all the different meanings were "wrong." The images were better because they were of actual lobsters
Why did I use Google Images? Er..research
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post This thread is disappointingly short on path-racing black lycra anecdotes.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK Ladies...
I heard this on radio 2 (*being old) and as I pulled up to the shop I opened the door with the non-wanking hand, could I see the mirror? Fuck no. So I checked with my over developed muscular arm and killed zero bike people.

Complete crap.
 (Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heard it on radio 4, (being even older)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't this article on the BBC Pidgin page?
Possibly the best site ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Queen - Live at LIVE AID 1985/07/13
Who needs a biopic...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking the same
would much rather have seen Sacha Baron Cohen's look in to Mercury's private life get made
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post tried to get my kids to watch this as an example of real live stadium rock at its best
Meh, Minecraft's better
 (Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get it, Queen are awesome,
no-one could sing quite like Freddy and probably no-one ever will, and their shows completely rocked...

But...

...to children born long after all this, it can't possibly get any gayer than their dad trying to get them to watch videos of a flamboyant homosexual, sporting a handlebar moustache and and tight white vest, sweating profusely and leaping around a stage 30 years ago.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post My father was gayer than that.
Wearing loose track suit bottoms tight vest and walking a Bichon Frise 'dog'.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post My 6 month old likes it
Mind you, he was trying to eat his big toe at the same time.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Radio Goo Goo Ga Ga

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
He did come out of a big bottomed girl.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beware the storm that gathers near.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post not az single person in the crowd filming
photographic or trying to record it! People were just in the moment...
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post as it was being live broadcast to literally every cunt in the world
I'm sure they had their betamaxes set to record.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH YES TO THIS
Take the moment don't get your fecking phone out you muppets.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was 1985

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post So sad Anita thinks he can carry the legacy, FFS you just played guitar you mediocre twat.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's right, he wasn't involved at all..
No contribution to the band...

Twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! jagwap, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 3:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Happy Patriots Day!!!
And to celebrate all that is great about America I'll share the humorous play from last weekend's game between Mississippi State and Lousiana Tech with a record breaking loss of yardage. More

sec.news/2gYFMsv
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and Mississippi were the better team :/

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post My coach would have been screaming, "STICK A FORK IN IT!"

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Cardboard Safe
I suppose you could always smash it open. Nice though.
Spoliers: contains a wooden dog turd.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post WITCHCRAFT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post why the rubber gloves?
you have to wonder what ELSE he/she is doing
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two by two hands of blue...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post fingers your bum while you're having a poo?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you're going to go there, I guess I will too

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
and no doubt chug a cock or two
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've chugged your mom's and your sister's too

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's why your face is covered in goo

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Firefly fans, none of you?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shiny

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hiney

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tiny

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Miney!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, fuck it
Whiney
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bad dog
Behind me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCtWkFbW0Us
 (SonofRojBlake, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody's going to get a blue waffle...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he's a smurf

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does he walk around bare chested?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he does...
It's a clever safe so it must be Brainy Smurf

Oh yes, I know my smurfs
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it safe?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't take you long to crack that joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just had to dial it in

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nooo...i have a dental appointment tomorrow
 (Sherbs, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah. Better get running

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Well it's worked for me.
Could well have been trying to top this gem.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx4jEIZyTZU
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, doesn't work. Old people make me loose my appetite. They disgust me.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post loo's

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Luze

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post D'oh.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doe

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah dear

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a link post "I don't have any regrets. I even have a tattoo saying 'no regrets', that's the type of person I am."
I wonder if he's been booked in for an 'Utter fucking pillock' tattoo yet...
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's Ruthin for you innit.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ronseal :)
I hope they spelt it "No Egrets"
just to confuse the twitchers out there :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post and for the sake of the gene-pool
no rugrats
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Mr Hughes said he did not realise swimming at the landmark was an offence as he did not see any signs."
"Mr Hughes said he did not realise swimming at the landmark was an offence as he cannot read"
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is like herpes, the gift that keeps giving....

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Ten Shit Jokes About: Geography! I made this!
Ten great/bad/good/excellent jokes about, like, place names and stuff, I can't really remember, I think it's quite funny though, obviously yes my beard is poor, thanks. There's a good joke about the phrase "busman's holiday" in there I think. See the playlist it's in for a bunch of similar videos, about things like food, metal and, er, some others as well. All excellent obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Face like a Yeti's vagina.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a conflagration on /links today

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post a festive candle day to you

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Greetings fellow candle holder!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post double ender candelabras with knobs on to you both!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post merry candles

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's good to get sock puppet clarity every now and then

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES-A-GO-GO!

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well hello there, hot stuff

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woah look at them burny DILDOS

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post happy b3tay

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY BIRTHDAY POBBLEPOP!!!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post "A friend of mine..."
hmmmmm

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post My wife's going to the West Indies
Jamaica?
Yes, she cited spousal abuse in the court documents, and is taking both the kids. I gave that woman everything, all those years, and now I'm left with nothing but a two xanax a day habit to relieve the crippling anxiety and a lonely bedsit in Ruislip
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't hang curtains in the windscreen?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay candles. Many many candles

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, happy candles.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet vodka was involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hold my vodka and watch this...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The pilot survived?
Bet won then.

"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing."
Chuck Yeager
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm learning to fly at the moment
My instructor tells me that a good landing is one where you can use the aeroplane again.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do we have to be able to use it as an actual aeroplane again?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I was an active glider pilot,
the received wisdom from the CFI was: "Ten points for landing on the airfield".
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post no
you're thinking of 'Pilotwings'
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take it from someone who's been there
Busting Class A airspace is Bad News.

Other than that, it's a blast and I miss it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be what they call an "outstanding landing"

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was Chuck Mangione.
Chuck Yeager was the one who played the Ryanair fanfare.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nope
That was
"Any relationship you can walk away from alive was a good relationship"
maybe
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post - O.J. Simpson (1995)

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post good grief
I searched for that and found this other Russian flight:

flight 593

Read description of who's flying the plane at start of vid...
 (horrid, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aeroflot had a richly-deserved reputation in the '80s and '90s.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh dear...
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:46, , Reply)

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