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This is a link post i shouldnt laugh at this, but since i am going to hell already , it makes no differance
survivors of 1972 Andes plane crash, who ate frozen people to surive.
Took part in a memorial fly past, but you will have to read the rest
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what happens when you raise the middle finger to Fate.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post think it may have been more than just the middle finger

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you saying he was aroused?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post So this is like the much delayed cheese course then...

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope Sergio Catalan
was able to sneak that rug out of there
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this was my best ever post on b3ta btw

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you describe in 1000 words or less exactly why you're going to hell?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that guy's dead, and we have just lit this barbecue...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post one-way ticket here as well

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 10 Oct 2017, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a link post When the misogynist is not orange and not republican, the whore must have been asking for it
Especially if you are a big money donor.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:48, , Reply)
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The fashion industry has always been the go-to choice whenit comes to addressing exploitation, sexual abuse and morals. Good to see them keeping up standards.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, Mr. Weinstein himself claims he is a victim of a vast right wing conspiracy

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's always someone else to blame for the people at the top in the US
Nothing is ever their fault and it's all a conspiracy, not that they are poisonous disgusting fucks with no moral compass.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Personally, that any of this is surprising to anyone is beyond me.
In the US, basketball, football athletes, and singers and actors are not really who I would look to for morals. I think this is only news because many of those same people seem to have selective outrage
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Honestly, I don't think it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think with all the air time given to people like Madonna and Cher denouncing two men bragging about girls, it had to happen
The NYT had the same story in 2004 and they spiked it after complaints from Weinstein's people, which included calls from Matt Damon and Russell Crowe to the reporter. In other words, at least 13 of the 30 years of Weinstein's debauchery did not need to happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:47, , Reply)
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Madonna and Cher? You've totally lost me there, but then again I don't watch US TV.

Yep, it's the same with Saville/Heath etc. As long as the money/fame train keeps rolling, they'll be protected.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDI4qOSxK0s
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post They love it, really.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Begging for it.
Never mind asking.
 (Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post All those people in Hollywood are dying to get jobs. Why shouldn't they "show" how much they want the job?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post this whole thing is weird
Why arent these celebs publicly condemning this sex pest? Perhaps because it's just a bloke they worked with once and they dont feel it's any of their business?

No, massive communist conspiracy again obvs.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "don't feel it's any of their business?"
They seem to spout off about many things that really aren't their business. And I think you mean right wing conspiracy.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4953450/Harvey-Weinstein-right-wing-conspiracy-sex-shame.html
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trump you mean?
I suppose the difference is Weinstein isnt running for public office and hasnt been caught on tape boasting about it. He's just a fat bloke at the oscars
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good point: if he's not a right leaning politician and there is no video proof, it doesn't really matter; everyone does it
Big money donors should be untouchable.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post calm down love
I merely think Judy Dench should be free to offer or withhold her opinion on whatever she sexpest she likes. A right I'd extend to almost everybody outside a courtroom
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree, unless Dame Judy Dench was supporting a particular political party or candidate, which my examples were.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cant find anything about Judy Dench condemning Trump either.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right. That's because it was you that brought up DJD, not I.
Nice try, Spanky.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post so is she part of the conspiracy or not?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think, since you brought her up, she did issue a statement after a few others had
"Whilst there is no doubt that Harvey Weinstein has helped and championed my film career for the past 20 years, I was completely unaware of these offences which are, of course, horrifying and I offer my sympathy to those who have suffered, and wholehearted support to those who have spoken out."

Sheesh, who knew you had such a bone for Dame Judy?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post so she's clean
How about this lot?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4964568/Shame-female-listers-refuse-denounce-Weinstein.html
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post See! This is the crap that makes a story about a boorish person into clickbait.
It seems the only safe space for anyone these days is to wait a bit to see which way the wind blows then jump on whatever bandwagon seems to have the most people.

As Dio put it so well, "when you listen to fools, the mob rules."
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that literally an article listing people about which we have no information?
That's some top journalism right there.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's made people huge piles of money for other people
Those people don't give a shit about who he's touching and raping as long as their gravy train isn't disturbed. It's the american dream.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
would it be possible that if it is a daily mail link, that we might be told in advance? Asking for a friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do try not to melt, snowflake

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:45, , Reply)
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I think BC's coming along, it could have easily been Fox News.

So, y'know, baby steps and all..
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a lovely position to declare any news source that disagrees with one's point of view as illegitimate.
Indeed, had Drudge not been around to break the Clinton scandal, it may have never been reported. Wake up sheeple!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:36, , Reply)
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There's disagreeing opinions, and then there's breathtaking levels of bullshit. Wake up sheeple, indeed..
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get it. Your viewpoints are the first, mine are the latter. Convenient.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some news sources are more reputable than others
It's certainly not foolproof but if even Wikipedia discounts you as a credible source you're probably doing it wrong. That having been said the Daily Mail is hilarious.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post people on the right are the real victims here, that's the take-home message from this scandal

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Just needs an orange in her mouth
should be SFW as long as a fully clothed woman almost getting strangled by an incredibly thick boyfriend / husband / husky voiced partner / flatmate with an ulterior motive doesn't get you into trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post "awwwww, I almost killed you"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not this time Darwin!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her strangled face should be photoshopped eternally

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post why didnt she use her arms?
just did a penguin instead
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Being choked makes a lot of people panic, rational thought goes out the window.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know that?

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Eat as much cheese as you like

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post As much as I love cheese AND I FUCKING LOVE ALL CHEESE*
I can't help but suspect that "farminguk.com" may not be the best place to visit for unbiased evidence on this subject.
*Casu marzu excepted
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and the nominations for the 2017 award for most piss poor research study goes to...
1,500 Irish people, 4 days, no noticeable difference
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can cite flimsy research until the cows come home and pick holes in the evidence
But I'm going to cling to any paper-thin proof that my cheese addiction won't kill me.


 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's 70% fat, and contains casomorphin.
It didn't take long for me to stop LOVING the stuff once I found out how awful it is for me and for the fucking cows.
Damnit, I sound like a hipster now. I live in such a small corner of the world because of science.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:09, , Reply)
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'sympathises'
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Oct 2017, 2:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect this might be linked to:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-41566545
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post So now I just have to accept that the past participle of text is "text"?
Also - she is horrific and needs to be told.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's married?

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Correction: The text IMPLIES that she's fat, it doesn't explicitly call her fat. You monster.
That fucking typeface though. The fat cunt needs shooting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly competent grammar though. By no means scholarly, but a fuckload better than I expected for somebody in those clothes using that typeface.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
type
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps if she stopped eating all of her income, she might be able to afford something classier.
Fucking hell, she really is a horror; and that's the outfit she chose for her big moment in The Mirror?

Yeah, it's not fat shaming if being reminded you are a fat fucking mess is for your own good. The cruelty lies in the thick cunts that tell people it's alright to be that size.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:16, , Reply)
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Hmm..

Mirror/Daily Fail - check
Fucking retarded font - check
Evident diet of chips with extra sides of chips - check
Expecting something other than dreck for £19, ie: ignorant entitlement - check

Yep, it's a good ol' chav battle, scum being scummy to each other, always entertaining.
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can learn a lot from her reviews.
I have learned she has OCD, lives with her aunt, her husband is disabled and she expects a 5* bathroom for £19/night (presumably because this is where she spends much of her time).

Oh, and she'd rather go on holiday in her own home next time... a bit like that episode of the Young Ones with the two blokes in the cellar under a 40W bulb.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post More interesting is that she wrote the scathing blackpool b&b review on the 30th Sept,
and immediately wrote another ten or so. To give her original complaint more weight, I guess.

Also: She's so fat her face looks like a special effect.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does look a bit like a bollock with eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now imagine the state of its undercarriage.
:/
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post is there a term for a gunt with a double chin?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Dom Robinson"

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Double Chinned Gunt
Sort of rolls off the tongue like lard
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO
Oh christ
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The couple's romantic getaway quickly turned sour as Mrs Chance claimed standards at the hotel were not up to scratch
The couple's romantic getaway quickly turned sour as Mrs Chance claimed standards at the hotel were not up to scratch. ate her husband
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they did more than £38 worth of damage to the springs in that poor mattress.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post not to mention wiping out the hotel's entire annual profits at the all you can eat breakfast buffet

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stephen Fry has let himself go

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Pregnancy scam
Seems legit
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post she sees her vagina as a verb
because to do
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post DM sent

(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtf do you expect Danger Mouse to do about it?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 3:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear him on the radio sometimes standing in for people.
It's Partridge at his white-knuckle-cringeworthy best.

I think someone in the BBC is just trolling by continuing to commission him for stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man alive. What a tit.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like a serial killer with those gloves
At least they're not stringback driving gloves.
 (MagicMoose, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a link post It's all absolutely fucked lads
Best bet now, pin the blame where it belongs
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 9:53, , Reply)
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That's not the Peter North I remember
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post "... you mean, like the...."
"No, PETE North"
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:06, , Reply)
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Ahem, yes, yes of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post expect he's got 'not the jizzy one' on his business card

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Description...
"Sticking it to all those young hipsters and student latte drinkers yeah...don't know what hard times are, right? Yeah?". Most amusing thing about the post is that at a point in time this person thought the UK government would do a good job...I always thought the worse case for the return of sovereignty was the return of sovereignty.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be all up for the cunts learning what a 10 year recession was like if I didn't have to go through it too
edit: and by 'the cunts' I mean every cunt who thought this was a good idea
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Move to Belgium
The only downside is the language.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the impending lack of work permit

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the Flemish separatism
that, along with Scotland, Catalonia, the Euro, the migrant crisis, the inability to protect the Baltic States from Russian aggression, and much, much else will tear the EU apart whether the UK leaves or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post comforting to hear we'll be first in line for the decade long recession then
You twat
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Benny...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post The other downside is the beer
that makes your legs drunk before the rest of your body
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post but on a positive note they do have one of the finest race tracks in the world at Spa Francochamps

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only there were a way
in the world of modern technology to apply laws as an individual thing, only to those who voted for them.

Then I could keep access to the EU, tariff free trade etc and all the fools who voted for it would have to pay 30% extra for EU products, not
get compensation for cancelled flights, not be allowed to move around the EU etc

Would be great getting rich watching the wankers suffer.

As it is the decisions of fools will decide my future but when was it ever not thus?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only the delusional, stupid or wilfully destructive ever thought the UK government could do a good job
There was never a single valid reason to exit the EU. "return of sovereignty" means absolutely nothing, except that we've now ostracised all of Europe, made ourselves into a tiny irrelevant pariah on the world stage and are willfully walking off a cliff edge into recession.

Anyone that voted for or promotes Brexit is a seditious saboteur who has gone out of their way to make this country worse for everyone (except perhaps retired racists on gold plated inflation linked pensions).
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as you mention "saboteurs"
How do you feel about those 2 tory and 18 labour MEPS that voted against moving the negotiations on to the next stage so we can start making plans for trade? Clearing not in the interest of the people they represent. I can see this as "gone out of their way to make this country worse"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were outvoted, so they haven't affected anything.
Also, there are stacks of actual MPs who aren't representing the interests of their constituents - For example London overwhelmingly voted to stay in the EU yet all of the turncoat asshole London MPs are suddenly toeing the party line instead of pressing to stop the process entirely or at least push for another referendum.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post So they thought well "we cant win the vote so lets vote with the majority"?
Not giving a shit about how it looks back home or how it could undermine the uk negotiating power?

At this rate I fully expect us to just walk away from the talks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why would someone vote with the "majority" when they are fucking wrong?
Just to be in the club? To not rock the boat?

It's basic honesty and integrity and I wish we had more than a couple of MPs/MEPs who had stuck to their guns over this and not performed an abrupt volte-face at the first given opportunity.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post So they helped block trade talks because it was in the best interests of the citizens they represent?
Ok.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
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No-one has blocked any trade talks..or we wouldn't have got the "trade deal" with Japan..which was the EU one, because no-one could be bothered to re-negotiate.

Personally I'd be blocking all and any talks if I were in any position of responsibility, because staying in the EU is in the best financial interests of everyone in the UK, even if some of them are too stupid (or racist) to realise why.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was talking about trade talks with the eu which this vote blocked until more "progress" is made.
If you think that is in this nations interest then you're bloody masochistic.

Just answer this then. We're supposed to have solved the Irish border problem before we can talk about trade. How the shuddering fuck are we supposed to sort the border out if we don't know the trading situation?

Those cunts in the EU are prepared to fuck over the Good Friday Agreement.

This vote that UK MEPS supported had one purpose, to stop trade being discussed. And that is in their electorates best interest? Fuck is it.

It's over, we're fucking leaving. Every day bridges are being burnt that means we can't return in any acceptable form anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:26, , Reply)
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You voted for Brexit, you're the masochist that has fucked the country, this revolting mess was always going to be the result. The vote was burning all bridges, putting Boris in as foreign secretary was adding extra petrol.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you're ignoring the Ireland thing and continuing to defend the UK MEPS?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's all piss easy to solve - Stop Brexit, there we are, no problem!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep dreaming, i'll see you in 2019 with pop corn.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
..at the food bank.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post no idea
but he's probably read "Review of the balance of competences" - at least the summary bits
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^here's where it belongs

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post And i'll do it again.
But i'll repeat myself. Who?
What are his qualifications for being able to accurately predict the outcome over the next 10 years?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it really matter?
Even if he was the world's foremost economist you'd dismiss him by saying "We've had enough of experts and clever people" and display your feeling by dong something fucking retarded like voting for Brexit.

He lays it on a bit thick in that article (even for me) but he's right, we've sold our economic future down the river to pander to racists and the ignorant.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking mentalist
everyone will suffer, but as long as people he hates are suffering then thats the main thing.

And anyway, suffering is character-building so it stands to reason that the more you punch yourself in the face the better you will be.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every day in every way...I get better and better [wack]
True though, if you smashed yourself in the face over a sustained period it would certainly toughen you up and make people fear you.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post My dad follows one blog that supposedly has someone close to the government (possibly the No 10 cat) commenting on it
They have said the government is being advised about rationing in case the import of food and basic goods goes tits up with no deal in place.

Possibly internet bollocks, but I'll probably keep a few extra pot noodles in the cupboard until this all blows over.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or we could just carry on trading food with the rest of the world?
We'll also proberbly still be trading with the eu unless they want to stop exporting to their biggest customer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait to get me some chlorinated chicken.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean the chicken we would have had to accept if the eu had been successful with TTIP?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, and the same chicken we can look forward to eating with our new trade deal with our chums the good old US of A.
You see? What a difference Brexit made. No longer will be forced to eat shit chicken, instead we can eat it by democratic choice!

Yum!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Easy
1) Popular protest and petition to exclude whatever you want to exclude from trade.
2) M.Ps via parliament make sure that it is excluded.
3) if (1) fails to bring about (2) then read the fucking label when you buy chicken.

Democracy init?

At least it'll be a damn sight more democratic than TTIP would have been.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The problem with 2) is that MPs are all bent and will put aside the country's interest for personal gain.
and 3 is fine if you're buying in a supermarket, but I doubt anyone has the time to read the small print in KFC.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think if you're eating at a fried chicken shop you give up all rights to be picky.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't want no chlorines in ma trans fats.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post doesnt work like that now, wont work like that in any possible future reality

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Popular protest and petition followed by action in Parliament got me my brexit vote.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was the UK pushing for TTIP
and other, saner, countries that sunk it.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Leaving without a deal means an instant 10% hike on all imports coming from the EU (estimated 3/4 of all of our imports).

7.8% of the UK population are considered to be living permanently below the poverty line. This is going to push that up in a noticeable fashion for everyone.

Ironically the EU average percentage of people living perm. below the poverty line is 15.9% so in many ways by leaving the EU, we're actually becoming more like them. Well done brexiteers.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having spent last week in a factory in Marseille, I would suggest some countries could alleviate that poverty by not spending the 35 hours they are allowed to work discussing what to have for lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Only 6.1% permanently below the poverty line in France. They are doing better than us in that respect.

Perhaps their economy does quite well of the back of their gastronomic culture?

Probably wasn't a consideration for most Brexit voters due to their primary food group being "Greggs"
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post They certainly don't seem to have a problem with workplace stress either.
I have never seen such a complete lack of urgency in the face of a decidedly unchuffed customer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just wait until Macrons gotten his way.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like coconut macrons best

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That 10% import duty would go to the state right?
We imported £312 billion from the eu last year, think we could find a use for 10% that?
How about use some to lower the VAT on healthy food?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm sure we could, however what's actually going to happen is that the £312b will simply go up to £340b for us consumers. That's a huge extra wedge out of our pocket, which will hurt consumer spending, deepening recession and any tariffs raised will simply end up being sent on spiralling debt.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post UK consumers pay the import duty on goods entering the UK, you realise that?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Quite clearly he doesn't
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes they will if the importers pass it on. It's a tax. That's how taxes work. This is my realising how taxes work face.
And like any tax the state then spends it.


Like in my example of reducing tax on healthy food.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
So you're happy that the government will be stealing an extra 10% of our money on a significant proportion of our goods, as their tax allocation and spending plans are absolutely above criticism and we'll definitely be seeing all of that ploughed back into public services, the NHS and saving babies.

Thank god the government can be trusted more with my cash than I can.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe in the welfare state which has to be paid for out of taxation so absolutely yes.
If that mean putting a 10% tax on eu goods so people source locally or pay the cost of undercutting uk producers then so be it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't source locally you dumb shit
We don't have a manufacturing base, we produce a low number of luxury items and a lot of our imported food won't grow here because of the climate.

Also British goods are shit, we've got a horrifically lazy, undereducated workforce who are just about able to half-ass a job as a bar person.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post And now we regress to name calling?
We are how the eu has made us over the decades.
I want something better.

Fuckity bye, i'm off to watch how the Catalan debate is going.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What something better are you envisioning? I'd just like to understand this amazing future utopia you've envisioned and the exact steps you're expecting this slightly irrelevant island cluster and it's ultra competent politicians to take to get there.

It's got to be utterly fantastic to justify what you've chosen to throw away. It better have unicorns and hoverboards.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems rather out of place
a shiny new LED covered plastic column rising out of old worn decking.

Also can the guy taking the video really not stop vaping for a single minute?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tasteful.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Also sprach Zarathustra.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's going to be lovely and the next drinks do.
Covered in rat piss and snails.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorely missing a bellend.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post and a little fountain spurting Baileys coming out the top when it achieves full length

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnificent in it's creamy splendour.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off is it
I saw Godzilla fight one loads bigger than that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes indeedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bhoWfC1L9k
 (I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure Google Assistant didn't mishear you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the snake heads on the tips of it's wings.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I give you the ...
Snake head caterpillar
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xaNYTyZ3mTw
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post KILL IT WITH ATOMIC FIRE!

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know if this was from links or not, but it's got a bigger body for sure.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpcBsnifTRE
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I was coming down the River Congo in 2003 on a huge barge and I watched a butterfly (I assume as it was during the day) pass over the barge. I watched it for probably a minute - it was flapping it's wings a couple of times and then gliding which I'd never see a butterfly do. It passed maybe 3 meters over my head and I estimated a 12" wing span. When I got back to civilisation I found that no butterfly that big existed. And the strange animal that was halfway between an ant eater and an antelope which I'd photographed still hasn't been identified. Just goes to show that there are still things out there to discover.
 (strongp, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a link post The Devil Went Down To Georgia White Trash Washing Machine Cover
Yet another rhythmic utility. No need to watch past 30 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a link post last jedi trailer

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 7:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Looks pretty good
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why aren't people screaming won't anybody think of the manchildren yet?
bloody B3tas gone to shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 10 Oct 2017, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more 'laughable and creepy CGI Han Solo in dream sequences or flashbacks'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok
They've got my attention.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more Zionist conspiracy theories

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like they're re-skinned EP5
My guess is Lukes going to die and Reys going to discover something about her parentage from Ren and they've even got a big snowing battle with giant walking robots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not snow, it's salt! (probably)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right about the salt actually.
And this battles at the end so unlike ESB they don't peak too soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why does anyone care anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post coz star wars is fuckin awesome innit.
obvs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post please let it be the last jedi

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was at a presentation by Disney a year ago, they're making a film a year for the next 100 years.
Trufax.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Featuring
Hamster Solo?
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hokey religions and ancient weapons
are no match for a good hamster at your side, kid
 (AdamMotorcycleRider, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 4:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see Luke can give up selling the big issue...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Shakespeare or Taylor Swift?...
Not as obvious as you might think...

8/12
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 3:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post In most of the images the facial hair is a dead giveaway.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Frankie Boyle Prometheus Vol 2 NSFW
Not sure if this is actually part 2, as part 1 was a standup show, but worth the listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a link post This will totally please the H&S inspector.
Looks safe, very safe.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Useful
I can't even remember how many times I've gone out to buy a big angle grinder and come back with a wee chainsaw by mistake.
Do they not have tool hire firms in Poland?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, bit of a faff

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody poles coming over here and taking our chainsaws and making them into other useful tools

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post When he was firing it up next to his unprotected legs
I was questioning how much more i really needed to watch...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post He did leave the clutch in.
So, like I said, totally safe.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some of the construction bits are stupidly dangerous.
*cringes at the jigsaw*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The square tubing's sidewalks seemed fine too.
If the plan is to sever the user's femoral artery due to metal fatigue failure.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 5:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something a bit Reginald Prescott about this fellow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg3cyLjp4gk
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see that
belt slipping after not much use and the bolt rounding off in that timber pulley. Just go buy a cheap cut off saw for the amount of hours spent modifying that one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Theres a Spanish (?) Fella has done a series of similar
he bastardised angle grinders into a chainsaw(reverse of this), a leaf blower, belt sander, branch shredder and even a trike- dread to think what it does to the motor...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2jcpNFffsE&list=PLgXx5D-u4k4jLGLsoiWJne8rxrKcDfHAh
 (rjstoz, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
A lot of pissing about to make a Stihlsaw - www.rhodesplant.co.uk/images/stihl_ts_400.png putting an expansion chamber on would have been more fun - youtube.com/watch?v=hXl4UXDGjig
 (Benzyl, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a link post fuck yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's been done before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCO9oTCSpSY
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unlike you.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post BOOM!

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHA Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is abuse. THIS IS ABUSE.
Why do you have to bring up my disability?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I could humor you with tip, just the tip, and only for a minute,
Following then with a camera, will not work.
Shave, shower, stand up straight, get post 1987 clothes, learn to pretend to listen while saying yes.
And you will land yourself someone's mum in no time.

Where you will find out that:
A) either your disability is not having had a go, ever, so is based on ignorance.
B) In fact, after a sloppy minute, you actually rather have someone's dad.

I sincerely hope I am of help.

Your Friendly Seaman
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is far too detailed to have invented on the spot.
Are you reading from the card your cousin sent you this past Easter?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you David
This is just the advice I needed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post David? is that his real name?
is this David and Goliath?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post David Seaman, I think was his joke

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does that even rate as a Joke?
Or is it to be classified as a inept attempt at mildly amusing wordplay?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 5:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post oof! haha

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post by a tortoise, apparently

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post What do you mean by this?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lionel Blair looks like a tortoise, I think is the point here

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post This will get him laid100% of the time.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe if he produced a black mamba like that

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's one of the earliest magic tricks I remember
Magician comes on, magics up wand. Well, he has the ability to do magic - that's one plus point for an ugly, fat curly-headed ginger
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you can magic up a wand, why would you need a magic wand in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well exactly
Get out of that Magic Circle. Going around with your fake sticks pretending to do magics
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leave the Pope out of this.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post it was pretty cool though

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yer a wizard, distant, chubby Weasley cousin!

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 4:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Girls only like guys who have great skills.

(antidistinctlyminty, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a link post In honour of Saw 8 coming out soon
Here's a bit of Roy Orbison Running Scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a link post "James Veitch Is A Terrible Roommate..."
Is the title of the video.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post funny clip
but probably a really annoying cunt to live with
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who the hell is James Vietch?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of like a Joel Vietch but with more "ames."

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post And more Willies

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm willing to bet that James Veitch lives alone

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post nah hes got loads of ducks
you're never alone with ducks
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like him
Got the Dave Gorman thing going on. Without his annoying later comfy, married shit
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've met Dave Gorman. Nice bloke.
Just don't ask about his tatoo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post does he have a tattoo?

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post DON'T ASK!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just spent about an hour watching all his stuff on YouTube
if he can get on Conan, surely he should be over here. Really funny. Thanks for the link, Baron
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL ROFL NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HASHTAG CUTTING EDGE HUMOUR ALERT OH EM GEE
First I was like WAAAAAAHH and then I was all THIS nerd is ALL the SHIT!! like SO SO clever
U LEGEND M8 #BANTZ RANDOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post My sarcasm detector made a weak, pathetic attempt at a <s>joke</s> beep

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry if I've upset your delicate disposition.
Here's some Vengaboys for you. *HUGS*
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post shite
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 (gusset, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice and concise

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 7:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^This
And also "cunt"
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is regretting those pies.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post One never regrets one of those pies

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You never regret the first one
It's the 14th where regret starts to seep in.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/U3SU6sd9Uqk
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's the one thing we didn't want to happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how they have the huge pane of clear plexiglass to show him a salvation he shall never attain

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post always check your cage strength before engaging the bulls

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post #wrapitup

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope it skewered him a second arsehole.

(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Dog-walking ground
Contains dog poo
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 17:21, , Reply)

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