Hello
sorry JMG shit thread posted about you

It's baronesses birthday today, can everyone send her a gaz,

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=53422
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

*Considers*
*Declines on the basis that I don't know who she is*
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

She's a girl online,
that's more than enough excuse
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

she likes WAR
from what i know.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Tell him I'm coming.
AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

I'm going to send her a creepy gaz, asking for a picture of her tits.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

I think she's used to them, she's been a member for a while.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

a voice of experience?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

Not by me,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

So does she send people pictures of her tits or not?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Fuck it, I'll ask anyway.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

*Checks profile*
"Travel agent"

Wow I would have bet money you were an estate agent.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

This is what Dave Trouser said :(
I didn't realise I looked like that much of a cunt.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

Estate agents are normally fatter.
From the masses of food they've bought using 90% of their unfortunate victims' income.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

Shut up SexF... oh, right.
*waits for Dave Trouser to come running to his defence*

It's been 8 minutes and he's not started a new thread yet. Is he getting slow?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

OMG

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

He's gazzing girls his number.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Bitterness :-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

is she your girlfriend?

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Nope, I just couldn't be bothered to get her a present,
I thought X unread messages in her inbox would be a valid present,
I'm starting to regret it now.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

yeah it's a bit stalkerish really

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

yeah I didn't think this through did I?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

don't worry, i heard she's easy.

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

You shouldn't be such a misogynist.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

I'm sorry I completely lost interest in you people there.
Now I've returned, can we get back to JMG based banter?
Why do you all like me, so?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Because of this
www.b3ta.com/talk/6218948
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

He is very important and generous.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

JMG Enterprises: Guilt free investment.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'm a wonderful, and indeed smashing young chap.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

young
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

I wonder if he has an affiliate scheme?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I AM VERY UNWELL

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

JMG endorses the SSG FOREVER campaign!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

you like him because you're unwell? odd.
/hands a bucket and a blanket
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

He's got cancer, you heartless bitch.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

some people are so insensitive.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

I know.
Don't treat me like I don't know how bad it is. I know.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

IT IS TERRIBLE.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Well it's not that terrible.
It's not like you've got AIDS or anything. Man up.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

at least if i had AIDs i could get a lot of sex off of other people with AIDs

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

Is that how it works?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

hadn't you heard about the AIDs orgies?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

It would have to be gay sex though, because only gay people get AIDS.
Unless you can find a lesbian with AIDS and turn her.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

i could give a straight person aids and then have sex with them?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

don't be so silly

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

at least you can still talk and get on with your life for a bit.
my dad's had cancer three times and in all honesty sometimes I think he'd rather have died - he can't talk, can't lift anything, can't smell anything, will drown if he fall in water thanks to the gaping hole in his throat that leads straight to his lungs
Yes it is terrible. Cancer is a bitch of a disease.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

Most depressing post ever

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

brilliant.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

and you don't half go on about it
change the fucking record
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

:(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

because I can?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Everybody likes JMG.
I'm the People's Choice.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

everybody?
even mongy? he comes across as someone who is incredibly bitter and cynical and hating of everyone.
But that's just my first impression. Maybe I'm wrong.
I doubt it though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

He's in my fan club.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

oh my god I think my heart nearly failed from shock then.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

Don't be shocked, I am too.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

see that doesn't surprise me.
at all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

nice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Why would you think mongy is bitter?
Because he's not someone who takes the internet seriously, is it?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

just a vibe I get from him.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

hold on little girl are you getting allupset? i don;t care if you are a camwhore, or moving overseas to be a v3ta tart, not caring is a thing

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

getting all upset?
nay - dry eyed.
I'll ignore the "little" bit because I'm not very tall.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

so why the name calling? is that all you can do, judge someone over the internet?
i assume it is as that is why you are pretending to conme to england to meet your new nonce, is life so bad that this is the answer?
( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

s'not name calling in any way at all - just calling it how I see it.
why would I "pretend" to come to england? I am coming. The whole point of coming to england is to get away from here and to be with someone who actually cares about me. Life's not brilliant where I'm at.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

yeah your family don't care but some bloke with his cock in you does, you are a idiot kd, goof luck simple

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

If you're going to insult me, at least do it properly.
that's code for learn to spell dear.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

SERIOUS INTERNET.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

i'm taking all credit for 'banter' 'forum banter' and the like

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Best ignore this.
www.b3ta.com/board/5235670
vs
www.b3ta.com/board/4843647
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

of course i wil ignore it, i hold no truck for you and your tireless need to promote female users of b3ta, who in my opinin are tiresome, lu is the only exception

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

and Moohalaa.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

shush
I'm watching Total Recall
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

Total Recall +Tombstone.

*Tombstone fives*
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

SHOW ME YOUR NIPPLES

( broadsword, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Well I just think you're terrific

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

Hello Uglies.
JMG's in. I had a smashing night of offline fun.
Who'd like to now attempt to derail everything with some made up facts?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

JMG bullied Sir Alex Ferguson into selling Ronaldo.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

They should sign Shola.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

they should sign you

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

We've not been linked with him yet this summer.
This breaking of tradition makes me sad.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

JMG leaked MP expenses to the Telegraph

( MrA, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

JMG does a lot of work for charity but doesn't like to talk about it
www.jmgfoundation.com/
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

*clicks*
JMG .. you soft sod!
( MrA, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

i hate you because you are shit, your forum persona has become so diluted with rubbish that is is like the sewers that hold on to fat to the wall cavities, you are a fat cancer that breeds wanabees , get a life

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

they should be made up facts

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

good times
great banter
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

i'm not sure i needed those with jmg, i hope he is not as timid and humour lacking as most forum posters

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

JMG fakes baldness and then beats people up, on the internet.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Newcastle isn't a real place.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

JMG is SickRik's comedy login#

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

jmg was given magical powers by the queen

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

a kind of magic

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

when he gets angry he inflates and floats away

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

i have pancreatic cancer
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Did you see the card I made for you?
I hope it helps.

www.b3ta.com/board/9512841
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

thank you!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Your girlfriend is very hot,
sorry about your cancer and that,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

she is - I agree
I saw her picture too. She's lovely looking.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

she is my girlfriend!
she is very very very hot.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

ahaha I noticed.
you're not that horrible looking yourself either. Oh noes! niceness on /talk!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

you so want a threesome with us.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

oh darn,
I've been caught out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

come on he's dying.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

so is everybody else. we age.
he's just incredibly unlucky to be dying sooner then the rest of us. But maybe though. Don't hold your breath now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Did you pump her?
did you pump her HARD?

Did you?
Did you?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

i got drunk on gin with her several times
and also, this one time, i put my hand up her skirt.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

I BET SHE'S A STRIPPER

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

no, she does law.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

by that you mean she shows up at stag nights wearing just robes and a wig

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

she makes me dress like a mammoth
when i give her oral.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

I know how you feel, I'm off to Swansea tomorrow :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Johnny Depp has been signed up for Tim Burtons sequel to Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
called Phil & the Fudge Factory.
( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

I have a mental condition.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

that's always fun.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

I missed my alarm and thus missed my person trying to call me
I'm annoyed at myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

could someone say that this forum poster is providing nothing to this forum apart from being an anoying teenage girl who insists on her self due to looking fucking ugly?
i'm not allowed
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

I love you too mongy.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

is this yor thing? trying to be nice will not escape the fact that you are due to move into a mans home you met overthe internet that is much older than you, i hope in my heart my daughter holds enough respet for heself and me that she doesn't become a
net whore
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

what does age have to do with anything?
there's a 19 year age gap between my parents. They've been happily together (and married) for over 20 years.
If I'm happy and he's happy why does it matter to you? I know how to look after myself and I'm not being dumb about it.
If age differences really bother you that much you need to grow up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

he is taking advantage of you.
there is no way around this.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Oh you too. You need to grow up/old.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

i'm already fifty!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

you're younger then my dad.
that's not old.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

i'm only 24.
and your dad is a nasty old perv etc
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

blah blah blah
heard it all before :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

and so on.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Yeah mongy, you need to grow up.
What the fuck is wrong with being a net whore?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

He is such a troll.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

I thought being a whore required payment?
as it is - I'm not sleeping around, and I *want* to be with him. Do you have a problem with MM and her boyfriend, mongy? their age gap is bigger then ours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

was there a special party when the younger of your parents got to the age that the older was
when they got married?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

no.
mum would hate that - she'd feel all old :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

BAN THIS INTERNET USER.
As an internet user myself, I find myself very upset at something a fellow internet user posted.
Could we possibly block this internet users internet access?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

your person?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

the one who does the cleaning
and leaves sunglasses in inappropriate places
causing full
mental
breakdown.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

I hope they weren't expensive sunglasses.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

that would be the worst.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

yup. My person.
the one mongy is so upset about.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8095917.stm

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

I'm not reading that.
Sorry.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

eden lake is fucking horrid
really graphic and to the bone. it made me cringe but i bloody loved it 9/10


have you seen it? - do so it's quite ace

best film you've seen recently

STAR TREK FTW
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Best film I've seen in ages was Milk.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

no sugar?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

no sirree bob!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

i think that's the sequel

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Oh yes, that looks quite good.
*adds to lovefilm list*
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

that time i had sex with someone elses girlfriend.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Was she a stripper?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

i am so manly,
i did not know her name, let alone her job.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

I bet you pumped her HARd.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

SO HARD.
i am a true stud.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Probably Sin City,
I thought that was ace, first time I'd seen it.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

madagasca 2

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

My brother's seen it, he said it was very scary

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

27 Dresses.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

I'm not entirely serious.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Star Trek very good and I really wasn't expecting it to be

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Tombstone.
Yeah.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Coraline.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas was a great film
/excellent adaption of the book.

Was also really surprised by Valkyrie, which - despite being a Tom Cruise vehicle - was a cracking film with excellent supporting cast and nicely paced story
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Herbie: Fully Loaded

( scott,, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

i don't much care for that Dr Preference persons thread
shall we talk about something else?
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

I'm off to Swansea in the morning.
For an important meeting.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

in swansea?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

No, I'll never be over Macho Grande.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

Surely you can't be serious.

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

It's an entirely different plane. Altogether.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

can't be that important if it's in swansea.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

It's not.
I just wanted to sound like a fancy business man.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

nothing fancy ever happens in swansea.
that was your first mistake.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

ted to sound like ked off
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

He paid me in bowler hats and copies of The Guardian.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

like what?

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

i dunno, total recall is on in a minute or two

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

dull thread bingo
GAZ mongy for a bingo card
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

You know what I've not done in ages?
Pretended to be a girl on Gumtree, just to see what sort of responses I get.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

that sounds a bit gay

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

It's disturbingly funny

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Can we talk about bingo?
I think we should talk about bingo.

You start.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

Stop rubbing it in my face
:(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

This is why bingo should be on weekdays.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

great prizes are what they will be, or not
i wonder if the winner will risk giving me their address?
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

I would,
as I suspect I will be the winner.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

good for you, i won't sell the address of the winner
or start a campaign of unimaginable hatred against them, not my thing
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

fuck that

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I really wish I wasn't working tomorrow
However I wouldn't be doing much else and I'm really busy at work so it's wise to go in. I just would like not to.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

did it help to write that down?

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Yes
I'm not sure why I told you.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

when i wee i leave the door open and light off so i can watch the telly
the whole experience is not unlike sitting in a cinema. whilst pissing yourself.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

i'm sure i've pissed myself in the cinema before, or at least on the carpet

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

someone pissed up my bathroom wall once
sad times
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

i do this too
and the remote control is in range should something come on the tv i don't care for
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

you lying cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

you are right
i only do this if i'm having a dump as i stand if i need a wee (and face the window)
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

that was some top fucking quality colombo'ing right there

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

are you blind in one eye too?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

is this some sort of fucking fetish?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

peter falk only had one eye

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

who's peter falk?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

colombo

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

who the crap is colombo?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

how the fuck should i know
i'm just sitting here waiting for a train
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

I bet you just sit on the sofa in a puddle of your own waste until your carer arrives to clean you up

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

its not my fault i cant reach you insensitive cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

oldskool b3tans will be disappointed if I don't post this link now
www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

YES!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

:(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Sadly I cannot do this as my bathroom does not face my living room

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

unlucky

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Set up a system of mirrors.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Good plan
I think I could get away with just one as well.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

I'm an ideas man, me.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

you're hired

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I can start Monday.
I would start tomorrow, but I'm in Swansea.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

24 pounds a metre for some rubber fuel line
fucking bastard rip-off dealership cunts
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Gaffer tape is only about £3.
Or would that not hold the pressure?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

fuel destroys gaffer tape in less than a minute
and no, it won't hold the pressure
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

I have nothing to contribute, and I'm logging off shortly.
But, you know, throw some attention at me and I might give a shit.
If that's no good, I'll be drinking with Esme at the weekend, and I could pass on your pandering, and give it a seal of approval.
Whatever's good.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Tell her how much you love Northampton

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Me?
Approve of a part of england?
With my reputation?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

You luuuuuuuurve it

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

I must have posted

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

and what a post it was

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

I don't have any pandering to give
so, um, I'll just sit here and wait for this backup to finish, then I'm going to bed.
( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

I won't be offended, this is great forum banter.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

i dont do pander
its all bollocks
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

I'm STILL on FTL
stream.ifaze.nl:8070/listen.pls
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

God it's gone downhill

( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Not now
I'm watching television.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

I just called in KFC on the way home from work.
The two 'females' in there were having a good moan as I waited for my chips about a third crew member who was obviously taking far too long on her break, a common occurence apparently. Then the one behind the counter who makes the burgers started to scratch her breast vigerously over her shirt as if she had a really bad itch. It obviously didn't do the trick because she then proceeded to put her hand inside her blouse to give it another go. I watched in horror, open mouthed. I'm so relieved I didn't ask for a chicken fillet burger now.
Anyway, I just really wanted to tell you that I watched In Bruges for the first time ever this morning. It's been on the sky planner for ages but I never got round to watching it. Fantastic film btw :)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Not as good as Jurassic Park

( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

I got Metroid Prime 3 for £5 today.
For those who don't know, this is a video game. For the Wii.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

There's a Wii in the break room at work.
And comfy sofas. And a telly. And table football. And several pool tables. All of them in good working order too.

They certainly look after us.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Just fuck off.
There's serious business above.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

what did she do wrong?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

hygene???

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

well only if she didn't wash her hands before preparing food,
which you didn't make clear.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

Oh man, I totally didn't read any of that.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

some dirty cunt scratched her babs then served him a royale with cheese
exciting stuff
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

I'd pay extra for that.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

Wah!
It's my b3taday and I don't appear to have a candle :-(
( C, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

it's because you delete threads

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

or perhaps you've just not donated

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

Nope
I have donated.
( C, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

Set yourself to have an icon.
The icon becomes your candle.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

Ace! thanks!

(edit) and thankyou to everyone below that pointed this out, - I shall display my icon on this day every year in future :-)
( C, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

why not just leave it on all the time?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

perhaps he just prefers to be iconless?

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

maybe,
who can tell?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

yeah, that's sticking it to the forum owner
or not, no offence
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

why would not displaying an icon be sticking it to the forum owner?

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

because the forum owner likes to see the icons to remember how much mney he has earn't from the forum, or not, no offence

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

you think?
i'd imagine he probably has a fairly good idea regardless
( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

i think all the mods like to see them, it gives them an idea of their wages for that year, ten way split, or not

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

CR3 only get minmum wage as he's the work experience boy :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

let's hope WHOM EVER told me to be nice the other day gets a paycut, christ, when did the humour go
'oh top yourself' is not ment to be mean, forum banter
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

haha, you got told off?

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

yep, for this
b3ta.com/talk/6213719
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

seems reasonable to me
and it's hardly of context posted here on /talk
( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

it smacks of over reaction to me, but hey ho, no harm done

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

someone probably complained
doesn't normally seem to be much of a mod reaction on here otherwise
( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

it was only up for 2 seconds then the next thread was one by cr3, funny that

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

i've deleted a lot of posts on here but i've only ever been warned over it on one occasion
and funny you mention that about
( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

how is the campaign to make you a mod going?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

oh. fucking. lol

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

i'm not sure there is one, i couldn't police a board i use, and i'd out the timid

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Dunno really, I just don't normally like to display one, but quite fancied seeing my candle today because it's the first year I've actually remembered about my b3taday, but hadn't realised it replaced your icon...
( C, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

turn an icon on then you moron

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

have you donated enough to get an icon?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

there's a minimum?

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

I don't know.
I thought it was £10 or something but it looks like that's just a suggestion.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

iccccccoooooonnnnnn

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

the racist sequel to I Robot

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

has it got vin diesel in it?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

you well fancy him

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

he's never made a shit film in his life

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

he should present you've been framed

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

fuck!

( spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

WOAH!
also: WOAH!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

omg

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

he should present ybf

( spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

omg

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

HE SHOULD PRESENT YOU HAVE BEEN FRAMED

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

omg

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

vin dizzle.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

fo shizzle

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1244687058/iathswssgp.gif
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

i've got to go to the doctor tomorrow
to discuss my diet.
how'd you like that?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

food thread...?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

i'm likely to have to cut down on all sorts of stuff :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

gutted

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

i'm not even overweight :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

you hideously unlucky cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

I'll be honest with you, I couldn't care one way or the other

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

you don't care about my CANCER?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

I've had pancreatic cancer
afternoon off work, couple of Remegels, good night's kip, back at my desk in the morning
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

i care too much, i'd sacrifice my own life just to prelong yours for a day

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

It's because noone likes you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

youve got no fucking icon you simple

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

You need an icon.
Do dad your icon open.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

because you don't have an icon

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

this is you, right here
thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tip-whargarbl.jpg
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

The one on the left is CR3

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

What do you reckon to
this?
( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

i think it is something my aunt would like.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

It should be on a limited edition plate

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

It's because your parents tried to abort you
but you're so retarded you forgot to die
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

And you lot thought that Wormulus had produced an eipc flounce.
stereogum.com/archives/trent-reznor-quits-web-20-offers-advice-to_073552.html
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Did I miss a flounce?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

i can't imagine that link will be any good
but i'll give it a chance anyway
( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

i won't click on that as i never bother with the unfunny links posted on here, no offence

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

I think he fucked hexachordal and just doesn't want to return his calls

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

tldr

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

there's no fucking way on earth I'm reading all that shit

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

This is the best bit
Looks like the Metal Sludge contingency has discover Twitter! Finally! For those of you that don't know what this is, please let me explain. Metal Sludge is the home of the absolutely worst people I've ever come across. It's populated mainly by unattractive plump females who publicly fantasize about having sex with guys in bands. Kind of like a role-playing game where people NOBODY will fuck make up stories about their incredible sexual encounters with people they WISH they could fuck. It would be kind of funny in a sad and pathetic way except the fun doesn't stop there - hate and good old-fashioned outright blatant racism are also encouraged to spice things up and remind you how truly ugly these scourges are. TRULY ugly on the inside (the outside is obvious).
Cutter's tip for my friends there: remember to cut along the length of vein, not across. Bigger payoff.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

there's no fucking way on earth I'm reading all that shit

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Sounds like b3ta.
Ho ho!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

I read it
it's hardly a flounce at all.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

animals in poetry.
'I wandered lonely as a cow'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Poetry?
Fuck off you woofting nancy.
( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Porphyria's Plover

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Oh very good.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I'm bloody good, me.

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

my dad's neighbour died of porphyria
so, that was fun
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I swandered pony asp a cow

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

You're rubbish now you're sane.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

You're mean now your bird's having an affair with Pickle Fairy

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

why am i the only one here who has to be nice?

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

o the injustis kwik march on washinten

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

i would do, but you lot would only message the mods and say i'm being mean to washington, spastic fuckers, timid forum losers

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

NO OFFENCE

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

I feel bullied.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

:(
There's NEVER any food in the house.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

rofl my lol

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

why can no one spell Jonathan correctly?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

I can
It being my name and that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

yes, but you smell

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Of your mums cunt
Which, in a twist that would tax Agatha Christie, smells like your grandads cock.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

I can't be arsed cooking tonight
is it ok to just drink two cans of Tesco Red Bull knockoff?

I reckon that's got vitamins in it, probably. It tastes a bit like fruit. And there's definitely no fat in it, I reckon that's a healthy diet.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

i think it might have B12
so you're good to go
( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Stick a sausage in it and you're sorted

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

that's fancy cooking in my book
i had guinness and mini chedders, fucking stuffed, i love eating out
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Because there are various spellings?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

No more than there are ways to spell David

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Dai, daffydd?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

No
David. The English name that is David.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

My point stands.
In the UK, there are various spellings of Jonathan.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Yes of course
I'll ask my mate Nathon about it too
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

the raven

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Suddenly I heard a flapping
as of something that used to be quacking
crackling gently 'hind my oven door
/The Raven a l'Orange
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

what should i be doing here?

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

massaging Bisto into your tits

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

i cant be bothered, no offence, or not, i'm nice, great

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Tell us about your bivvy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

i can't be bothered, no offence, i'm nice, great forum

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

A Bream Within A Bream.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Beo-wolf
that was easy
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Whan Cnut Cyng the Witan wold enfeoff
Of Infangthief and Outfangthief
Wonderlich were they enwraged
And wordwar waged
Swarë Cnut great scot and lot
Swingë wold ich this illbegotten lot.

Wroth was Cnut and wrothword spake
Well wold he win at wapentake
Swingéd Cnut with swung sword
Howléd Witane hellë but hearkened his word
Murië sang Cnut Cyng
Outfangthief is damgudthyng.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Sad as it may seem
I can translate most of that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

Not surprising, as it's a modern* parody.
* 80 years old, rather than 1500.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

what happened next?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

he went to the toilet,
and then he flew out the window.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

if its not dogs pissing on bridesmaids im just not interested

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Dolce Et Decorum Kestrel.

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Pro Patria Horsey

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

I like big bats and I can't deny
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty plaice
And a rhombozoa in your face
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

I know why the caged bird sings.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

A bream within a bream.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

I took the calf less traveled
and it has made all the difference.
( EvS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

"Hi! I'm Jonathon from Spotify."
Anyone else getting fed up with him?
(mingeswingers, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

I have no idea what you're on about.
So no.
( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

yes!
wait no, since i steal all my music
( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=from+spotify
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Wow, a GC talk post
Sorry about that!
(mingeswingers, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

your question was:
"Anyone else getting fed up with him?"

i was directing you somewhere that would help you find the answer you need
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

No.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

No, you're the only person in the world who finds him annoying.
You should stop being so negative and bitter!

This thread is pretty much exhausted now, you should go and start a new one.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

i don't as i have no use for the product or use it, thanks for asking tho

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

No, as I don't use Spotify that much as it never plays stuff I want to hear

( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

No
Who is Jonathon from Spotify?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

And why can't he spell Jonathan?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

He is clearly a loser

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

And a cunt to boot

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

Question for Rob?
how do you make/get software for picture quizes?
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Answer for Rob?
Fuck off.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

perhaps you should ask him

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

I can help.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

When you say "make/get" you mean Buy
and you can look at Amazon

www.amazon.co.uk/Adobe-Photoshop-Elements-7-PC/dp/B001ELK946/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=software&qid=1244751327&sr=8-1
( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

I can help

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Rob's out.
We'll pass on your message next time he is on.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Will do.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

No.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

gaz him
incredibly enough, he's not here all the time
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

go to pirate bay and torrent adobe photoshop cs2

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Try Sourceforge

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

You go to school, pay attention, get your grades
write up a CV, apply for a job, do well at it, earn enough to provide a roof over your head, set some aside, live life a little, use your experiences to develop some thoughts of your own, buy a flat, decorate it how you like, get a comfy chair and some snack foods, use the last of your disposable income to buy Photoshop CS3, and with the rich tapestry of life events you've been through so fire, attach some human teeth to a cat for japes.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

cs3 sucks you photoshop tard

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I dunno
that's why Im on here
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I've got Fireworks
I'm ace me
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

What was the last good idea you had?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

This one.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

Good question.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

To buy glowsticks

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

Saying "fuck oui" to a second helping of lamb kidneys at a méchoui.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

I fucking love kidneys, me
Terrible true story - when I was married my wife decide to make me a favourite feed of steak and kidney pudding. I was at work and really looking forward to it, telling all the lads I was having it for tea. Got home and there it was, sat on the table all steaming but smelling a bit wrong. Turns out the shit bitch didn't want to touch kidneys, so it was steak pudding, just that, bits of beef. No onions, no gravy and NO FUCKING KIDNEY
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

I understand this is one of the most frequently cited grounds for divorce
( vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

she basically put together the two greatest food groups
Dead Cow, and Pie.

And you WHINGED. What the fuck is wrong with you? You fully deserve Desperate Dan to smash down your front door and flatten you with that steamroller bike he has
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

hahaha
Desperate Dan's gone all pansy-ass liberal these days, mind you.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Fuck you, you kidneyless shitrag

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

as good as steak pie might be,
it's a bit much, if you'd been looking forward to your favourite dish that she'd promised to make, for her to suddenly go "ewww icky ewww" like a five-year-old.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

The least she could do would be to go to a butcher and get a pie from them

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

It's head on table time again.
WHERE IS THE LOVE????????????
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

kidneys have NO PLACE in a steak pie
beef, yes
onions, yes
gravy, yes
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

they have place in a steak and kidney pudding, though.
that's why it's called "steak and kidney pudding".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

this does not fit into my world view

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

embiggen it

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

PUDDING

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

NOT UNTIL YOU EAT YOUR PEAS

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

I made my first steak and kidney pudding a few weeks ago.
It was fucking delicious.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

dull thread bingo
GAZ NOW
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

To have a cup of tea with a scone and jam.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Does that rhyme with Lamb or Germany?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

wi-fi enabled cardigans
rocket-powered weetabix
a fake pigeon to hide your keys inside so you won't be locked out
( vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

I reckon there's definitely a market for a "Spare Key" service
where you call them up and enter a pin code and they'll rush to your house and open your front door for less than the cost of a locksmith.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

I'll give you £2.50 for 63%

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

DONE!
*takes out massive loans*
*pockets cash*
*points creditors to your house*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

My parents used a service a bit like this.
It was commonly termed "giving a spare key to the neighbour".
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

A bottle of cider

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

turb0t came over here and bemoaned the complete absence of cider
it's an untapped *baddum tish* market
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

a short story in a future world where all safety devices have been declared illegal
The bad idea that counteracted this was testing my fuel hoses for leaks and having them crumble to dust in my grasp :(
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

i cant say or someone will steal it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Yeah, you will, you fat thief

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

errr yeah sure
seeing as it's MY idea.
thicko.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Something dull and work related this morning.

( FoldsFive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

To work from home today.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

To not give a crap about work, since they don't give a crap about their employees.

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

this was supposed to be a feel-good positive thread :(

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

It is positive, in a way.

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

I had a similar epiphany the other day

( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

Spicy Chicken Slices
2 for the price of 1
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Also the Vodka and Cream Soda to wash it down

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

To keep ringing these idiots about trying to get my training booked.
If I hadn't, I'd be waiting till kingdom come.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Today has been a bit rubbish and stressful.
My housemate and I just perfected this dad joke:

Did you ever see that film about the man who gets out of the prisoner of war camp thanks to a fantastic shawl? It's called The Greatest Cape!

What makes the evenings fly by for you?
( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Sleeping or a good book
/dull
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

sleeping ON a good book

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

*snuggles under the covers*

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

it's very good for the spine
( vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Oh my...

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

googling for infrared transmitting glass.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

How do you do that? It sounds fascinating!

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

you go to www.google.com
and you type in "infrared transmitting glass".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

Smart arse.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

NO WAI.
I don't know if I could control my bladder if I did that.
( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

YES WAI
like totally, dude. Infra-RAD.

I also found this
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

tinyurl.com/muusf5
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

I have to enable javascript?
good god man, they can do better than that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

You do better than that.
Let us know how you get on.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

I've written in PHP before.
True fact.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

This means absolutley nothing to me.
Sorry.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

haha.
Awesome.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Sarcastic fucker.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

:O

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

It's GLASSinating.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

don't start that again

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

No,
just no.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

fanGLASStic

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

whittling

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Riveting!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

no, there's no rivets involved

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

Shame...

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

several pints down the lion.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

having a drunk lion around the house can't be a good idea

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Games
Or rubbish tv or a good book or trying to do all three at the same time.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

Why not read a rubbish book
or watch good TV?
( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

That is a good point

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Talking to the bank and them giving me a faahsand paaahnds

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

for house stuff?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Yes
It was easy. I rang up, said I'd like a grand and that I'd like to pay it over two years. Lady clicked a little bit on the puter and in less than a minute told me the fund would be in my current account within 24 hours. Good times!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Me and baby shambles both won on the premium bongs this week.
Which was doubly fortunate as I meant to cash mine in last month but never got around to it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Bongs, ey?
ZOMG bad parent.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

Have you tried patting your head and rubbing your stomach?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Why?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

pg dn

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

Oh I see
Well, sorry but I can do it and still breathe.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

Keep trying.
At the very least it'll keep your stubby fingers away from the keyboard.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

You're a disgrace.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

Perhaps.
But I'm our disgrace.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Cool
Bloke at work has the maximum you can have or something. He always wins something
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

He needs taking to one side and giving a firm talk on fiscal prudence.
They're a pretty piss-awful investment since they've cut back the prizes because of the interest rates. It's nice to get a cheque from the gubmint though ... it's like being on the dole without being on the dole.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

he had a massive redundancy a few years ago
I don't think he's that arsed about it growing
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

I just tried a bit of levitation.
I've worked my way up to almost half a second.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

levit masturb
( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

what boring shit question can you ask b3ta tonight?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

should I have a cup of tea?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

yes

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

no

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

yes

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Yes.
I think I will have one too.
( FoldsFive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

yes

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

ψ_answer(ω, t) = c₀ψ_yes(ω, t) + c₁ψ_no(ω, t)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

I'll wanswer = cowyes + ciwno you in a minute young lady

( moohalaa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Co = 0, C1 = 1.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Yes.
Be like me and have it with a scone and jam.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

we don't have any scones

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Do you have shops?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

the co-op shuts at 8
and I'm not even dressed.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Do you have flour, butter and sugar?
How far away is the co-op? Do you have clothes?

There's a solution to this problem, I just know it.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

it's further away than I could walk in minus 27 minutes.
we have flour and sugar, don't know about butter, we might only have margarine. I've never made scones before either and wouldn't know where to start, and in any case it's quite a length to go to especially since I don't really like scones that much.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

Just in case you find some butter and change your mind.
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/scones_1285.shtml
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

oh it's not self-raising flour
but thanks anyway.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Add some baking powder.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

don't know if we've got any of that either

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

Have you tried ringing all your neighbours' door bells to see if you can borrow a full ingredient list.
Let us know how you get on.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

what about a local scone take-away?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Tesco delivery.
Don't think it is that quick though.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

no,
probably not at this time of night either.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

there's a Chinese,
do the Chinese eat scones?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

A cake-away.

( Comma, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

haha

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Brilliant :D

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

I quite like this pepsi raw

( moohalaa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

Eh, I prefer it boiled. Or poached.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

Ey prefer it beyled with a gless of wheyne

( moohalaa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

What is it?

( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi_Raw
( moohalaa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

I may have to go shopping tomorrow to try this
This could be the revolution the fizzy pop world needed. This could kick start the world economy.
( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Anyone watching the cricket?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

Thought I'd get this in there before anyone else did.
I'm shit, I geddit.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

Does anybody know why baldmonkey left?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

I polished my table and now my mouse glides with precision.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

Is MSN down for anyone else?
/old-school
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

no

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

i think asking if gmail is down is the new asking if MSN is down

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

what boring shit question can you ask b3ta tonight?

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

should I do my hair straight or curly tonight?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Wavy

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

wavy is so rubbish, bff
it's impossible to pull off unless you're a fucking professional
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

Top hair or tail hair?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

toe hair

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Bubble perm and bondai beach highlights.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Evenin'
Anyone watching the cricket?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

I'm watching the locust
ho ho
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

The enigmatic band that is 'The Locust'
or just some locust?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

neither really,
it was a joke
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

Fair 'nuff.
Safe!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

111 all out? Christ.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Ok, I don't actually know what I'm talking about.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Is that a good or a bad thing?

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

111 all out is bad.
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

I thought so.
But then I saw South Africa were on 50 for 1 after 10 overs. That's not great from them either.
I think.
I dunno.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

They're starting to pick up the pace now.
41 to win from 43 balls is very achievable.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

haha
balls
( moohalaa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

But if the other lot finish the next innings all out for 36, it's pretty good.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

No
I am busy trying to work out what the hell I need to take with me this weekend.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

bananas, condoms and chili lube

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Hmmm no

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

Gloves, shovel, lube?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Ooh gloves

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

we both said lube, you've got to take lube

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

I really don't think I will need it

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

You'll be sorry.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

If I am then you both have full permission to say "I told you so"

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

*prints screen*
*frames*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Is Friz's knob that small?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

You NEVER know, honest
just take it
really
you might need it
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

and a shovel, and some lube.
How else are you going to commit necrophilia?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Don't need lube.
Makes its own.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Yes, it isn't making for happy watching :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

There were no boundaries for 35 deliveries a moment ago.
That's positive.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

this is true, and the run rate is hovering around the 6 mark
i'm in two minds as to whether or not a wicket would be a good thing, because AB de V is next up and he is in top form!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Gibbs could hit six sixes any minute now.
I can sense it coming.

But yes, less ABdV is a good thing.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

WICKET.
2 more will change the face of this game.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

I'm currently getting very fed up with the baby seagull that's beeen stood on next doors chimney
and sqwarking all fucking day.

I wish I had an airgun.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Do you live near me?
There's a baby seagull on top of a house opposite my back garden, it's been making some weird sounds, but not half as weird as the robotic dog one of neighbours seems to own.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

do you live in aberdeen?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Nope.
Caerdydd or Cardiff or whatever.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Or a long pointy stick

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Nope.
But I do have a park with a playground directly opposite my window, which would be great viewing if I were a nonce.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

do you sit there all day thinking "hmm, what boring shit question can I ask b3ta tonight" ?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

No.
I sit here thinking how best to annoy you next.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

you're too dull to be annoying

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

GILGALY WILGALY MESH!
You're so squeezable. MWAH!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

I've been busy too, Dave!

( moohalaa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

HELLO MOOHALAA

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

OMG I'm eating bacon, black pudding and egg in a tiger bap.
Nyom nyom nyom.

*has runny egg all over my face*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

you monster

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Death's too good for me.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Oh I totally want black pudding

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)