Captain Cabinets, trapped in cabinets
Can he get out? Will he get out?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 6:46, archived)

probably
on the other hand me and mrs roll will be going to see the B52's in December.
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 6:52, archived)

Blimey!
Are they still going?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 6:55, archived)

oh yes
and not only that...i've just discovered that they are being supported by "The Proclaimers"

Get in.
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 7:18, archived)

Course he will.

( Comma, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

WEIRD HORSES, YEAH.
www.theequinest.com/top-7-freakiest-looking-horses-ever/

I should really go to bed.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)

I liked the zorse - it was purdy and stuff.
how goes it ms waxy?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:04, archived)

Not bad.
Should really give up and go to bed, but I'm in a packing mood now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:06, archived)

then maybe keep packing?
You'll not get to sleep if you're up here this late.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)

Yeah, I think I'll keep going.
No milk for coffee:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)

have tea then???
tea's nom. I love tea.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:19, archived)

Bleh, no.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:25, archived)

The second one looks like the midget from In Bruges

( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:08, archived)

I've still not seen that yet,
you folk in general never seem to shut up about it - so I suppose I really should.

How goes it mr sword?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)

It was my favourite film last year
If you watch it & enjoy it I also recommend Sexy Beast.

I'm ok ta, woken up at a funny time due to falling asleep drunk last night :/ Hows you?
( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:12, archived)

I'm actually surprisingly good.
I think my back is starting to heal up - I can bend and twist a little now without too much pain and I'm weaning myself off the codeine/diclofenac.
I actually cleaned up my desk - I know - I'm stunned too! I have room to finish my quilt now!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)

What was wrong with your back?

( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:21, archived)

tore a muscle in it ...
on wednesday morning. went to a&e on thursday morning after waking up and being so sore I couldn't bend, twist, stretch, lift or drop my head. it was a tad alarming - have never been in that much pain before.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:24, archived)

lulz, fun times!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:29, archived)

I wish it had been doing something vaguely enjoyable!
instead of picking up my schoolbooks after dropping them!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:31, archived)

Oof
at least you are on the mend now. I'm back off to bed, g'night
( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:29, archived)

sleep tight poppet.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:32, archived)

Poppet?
gfx.filmweb.pl/ph/74/04/107404/90172.1.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:36, archived)

my friend from work pulls that face with surprising regularity.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 5:19, archived)

It's excellent. Do see it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)

well it has Ralph Fiennes.
that's good enough for me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:18, archived)

Pffft. It does too.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)

I might go back to bed, there is important work stuff happening today so I should try to be sober.
I'm gonna be in Ireland in a couple of months, I'll wave from the plane on my way over so keep an eye out.
( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:18, archived)

Fucking EVERYTHING on stumble tonight is about horses:
www.theequinest.com/top-7-freakiest-looking-horses-ever/

I think it's a sign to take up riding again when I go home.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:17, archived)

Is that not the same link?

( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:19, archived)

Fuck

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:24, archived)

www.gizmag.com/mechanical-digitigrade-centaur-legs/12050/picture/84319/
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:24, archived)

for some reason, that brings to mind Fauns rather then Horses,
but eh.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)

Would you believe
that site was blocked by my IT department. Just how ugly were those horses?
( difficultchild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:22, archived)

not ugly at all
just odd looking.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:24, archived)

They're actually pretty.
How odd.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 4:25, archived)

Wow.
As an non smoker/weed taker I'm quite honoured to have
a) been out tonight and
b) have some bloke give me what I guess is quite a huge lump of green.

My question being - not being a smoker, and also being quite pissed and wanting to do this - how do i consume aforementioned lump of weed without ciggies and/or tobacco?
( bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)

Just eat it.


edit: If you eat it, you will be THE MAN.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)

really?
it looks very dry.
( bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)

Wash it down with a beer.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)

I never like eating weed.
It effects some people, and not others, so it may not be worth it if you later think 'well that did fuck all, and now I have no weed.'
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)

SHUT UP MAN
I almost made him eat his weed! You fucker!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)

Hahah

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)

That could have been so good.
Option a) Nothing happens, wasted weed.
Option b) Trip to chunderville.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)

Pfft.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

You're a bad bad man

( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

I hope he says to himself, oh fuck it! and does it anyway.
Actually, it is possible that he could hallucinate as an option c), but that's not a win for us.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)

anally
or chop it up as fine as you can and snort it, you could always try sprinkling it into a bath and sitting in it for a few hours to see if it can get in through your skin(or something like that)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)

Rub it into your eyes and shout "TWAT!".

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)

hahaha
Thanks. I'm looking at this kinda yellow/green lump of plant matter wondering what to do.

i can remember my mates talking about making a pipe out of a coke can - does that actually work?
( bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)

only the diet coke ones
and then you have to make sure there is an inch long dent in it across the coca cola sign
and piss in it first
i might be making all of this up, as far as i know you could throw it in the air and try and catch it in your mouth( make it into a sort of crystal dome type experience)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)

hehehe

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFPaRhoGAuY

Although, like he says in his description... There is a myth that it causes brain diseases, so use at your own risk.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)

this looks like the way forward!
Thank you.

Will give it a try
( bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)

inject it

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)

You could bake it in something.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)

Dont.
wait until you're sober and have tobacco =P

I'm a weed smoker of 7 years, and if I toke when drunk, it makes me feel sick. If you're ANYWHERE near the throwing up realms of drunkeness, then it will push you over the edge.

However, if you aren't, then I'd suggest getting a plastic bottle, make a pen-sized hole near the bottom of the bottle. Find something conical and metal which you can fit into the hole. Put a piece of foil with small holes in it in the conical piece of metal if you think the hole at the bottom is big enough for the weed to fall through.

Cut up the weed into little pieces with a pair of scissors, and put a small amount in the conical bit. Light the top of the conical bit, while inhaling through the mouthpiece of the bottle.

This is just a vague description... I've never tried it because I've always had rizla and baccy xD

Or just watch this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpD3DsOPXuU

Edit - I just bothered to watch that video, and it's a bit shite tbh, but I cant be bothered to find a decent one.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)

Actually, this.
The rule is generally weed or booze. I seem to be okay on both, though. Not that I've smoked any in years.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)

You dirty proles and your tobacco. Talk about RUINING the taste.
*spits on you*
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

Yeah, I wondered about this - did have a few sherberts tonight....
but not actually 'pissed' so was hoping i could do this without a) falling over and
b)soiling myself.

as I said I just don't have any fags/rizlas/baccy....and just wondered if there was an easy way to consume. Being green, it does look 'very' dry to eat....
( bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/6260921

( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)

this sounds interesting...
apart from lack of bottle. I'm just wondering what to do - it does seem a huge lump - the guy thanked me for fixing his computer.....

I've smoked the occasional joint in the past - I was just wondering if there was a quick way to consume this, not being a smoker normally...
( bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)

Not really, it'll take a bit of effort whatever way you do it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

The few times I've had access to both at once, booze has tended to have a much greater effect than weed.
The other possibilities were a) it was really a non-intoxicating species of moss or b) the other smokers were total lightweights.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)

Oh bugger, we're similar in that respect.
It has fuck all effect on me too.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

LOLDRUGZ

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)

lololol!!!l!!!eleventy!
Was just asking an opinion, was all.
( bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)

fry it up in a little butter.
the hot oild releases the good stuff from the weed, you essentially get weed butter that you can then use for baking and stuff.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:26, archived)

so what do I do with it after i fry it?

( bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)

Bake with it.
Weed cake is NYOM.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)

throw some sugar and some popcorn in the butter :D

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)

Ooooh.
I'm going to try this.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)

me too.
Now I just gotta get my hands on some more. I'm out. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)

Pop it up your bot-bot

( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)

HELLO

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)

ESME WESME!

( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)

BROADY SWORDY!
I am peeling potatoes, doing laundry, and packing. My body clock is arseways.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)

Can I have a nibble on your spuds?

( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

Yeah, go on.
I think they're a bit gone to seed, though:( I didn't keep them in the dark. I'm a rubbish Irish.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)

Can anyone here recommend a good shipping company?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)

What are you shipping?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)

Stuff home.
I'm presuming it will be cheaper than taking it as baggage on the plane.
Clothes and books, mostly.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)

I assume from ireland? Depending on how much stuff you have, it might just be easier to rent a car/van and go by boat.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)

To Ireland.
No, the boat is a ridiculous price. I have flights booked, but have a good bit of baggage. I thought it might be cheaper to send them seperately than pay a tonne for excess baggage. I'm going on an ickle plane, aswell, so can't bring much over the limit.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)

Lets try something. Post a reply here. Check the /talk/XXXXXX of the post you just made. If your post ends in:
1. Tell us about your day, 4 sentences or more.
2. Tell us the last song you listened to and why you liked it.
3. Tell us about your worst sexual experience.
4. Tell us a secret that you've only told less than 3 people before.
5. If you had to have sex with the same gender, who and why?
6. Your genuine opinion of a b3tan you have met.
7. Make a quick poem about the person above you.
8. Post a link to the image that always makes you laugh, no matter what.
9. Explain why you are up so late and not sleeping like a normal person.
0. Roll again
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

Rollin
www.samizdata.net/blog/archives/KofiBounty.jpg

A bounty has been placed on Kofi Annan's head.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

haha, I did laugh at that.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)

I fucking love it.
Got me through working in AOL.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)

This one always makes me smile, but then again, I have an unnatural attraction to House and all House related objects.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/lauriecarscrop2.jpg
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

Hehe, I like that one too.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

I'm going to have an ice cold cider.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH refreshing.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

I hate you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

The best part is that I did actually go and get said drink.
It really is ICY cold. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

What's next?
hmm... www.b3ta.com/talk/6260853
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

Rolling...

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

I'm up really late, because now I have no fixed job or income, I have no real reason to get up in the morning.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

You forgot to make number 8 "Post tits or GTFO".

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

This isn't /b/ ffs Dave, stop trying to make it so.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

haha :-)

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

ROLLIN...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

2) I have no fucking idea.
It would have been in the car, but the car iTunes is on random.

4) For this post - I once successfully logged in to a restricted NASA system in 1999. LOL.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)

You're a bit shit Dave. Edit: QOTW, etc. etc.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

You love me so much I am in your sigline.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

I have nothing else worth placing in there.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

It could be blank.
But you chose me. ME! ME! ME!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

Don't validate yourself on it Dave, it's a link telling you to fuck off.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

I know what it is.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

supertramp - gone hollywood

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

...lolursocuttingedgeandrebelliousomg

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

what's so rebellious about supertramp?

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)

ok then

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)

i was drunk, she wasn't
she tried to to touch my cock but yanked it rather sharply, she also asked several times for a fuck that night despite being on her period i had no condoms and i'd only met her a few hours previously. i said no


edit: and she pulled me into the bathroom...not so she could kiss/touch/fuck but so i could hold her hand while she sat on the loo and pissed
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

As a general rule, I wouldnt like to fuck any woman whilst she was on her period, but, I dont want to rule it out completely.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

Clickin' dis!
It'll upset the fat daytimers for sure.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)

I've always wondered,
where exactly is the line between being a pandering creep and being an omgbitter misogynist? It seems to vary a lot depending on who's being subjected to inquisition.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

You like that word lately don't you?
I have no answer to your question.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

Fair enough so.
Anyway, if that does get popular-paged, I'm sure one of the more intellectual dayshift types will type out a suitably indignant, snobbish reply many hours afterwards.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)

It's selfish you know!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)

Indeed it is.
LIKE ALL HETEROSEXUAL ACTS OF INTIMACY, WHICH ARE NO BETTER THAN RAPE.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

looking back i'm glad i turned her down
but if i was as drunk as she was(this is the reason i turned her down to begin with) i might have said yes anyway
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

grey kid was one of the best b3tans I've been fortunate enough to meet.
He's a nice fellow, he can inspire a great deal of intentional laughter on- and offline, and he could drink for England and several adjacent countries.

Oh for fuck's sake. It ended in 6 when I started typing it out, I'm not changing it now.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)

Come on, I know you're still here, F5ing.
Someone start a game, otherwise the game defaults to randomn.es again.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

I'm doing laundry.
Rock and fucking roll.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

Try this:
internetledsign.com/html/index.html
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

HELLO DAVE!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

What? You've been stepped for a week?
WHY?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

I haven't, Dave has.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

I know, I am talking to him.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

Sorry.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

You ruined the Jesus picture!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

was that you?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

No, but comic sans was.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

Haha did you see my retort.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

Yes.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

Pretty much done with that now.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

Yep. Now what?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

Why is Dave! stepped for a week?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

He invaded /board, I dunno why he got a week.
Everyone else seems to have got 11/12 hours.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

FFS. They're a stroppy lot.
waaaaah mod! mod! Bullies! Get them!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

God forbid we'd have a laugh.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)

Dunno. I thought you might have a suggestion.
I wish I had booze.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

I HAVE LOTS OF BOOZE
I might even have some right now, just because I can.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

What do you have?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)

Without checking:
Vodka (various forms), Gin, Whisky (many), Whiskey, Sambuca (black one), Lemon Cello, and some Maltese liquers.
Cider, lager, ale.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

Haha this just came up on stumble
sheepfilms.co.uk/b3ta/footiehead.htm
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

Awesome!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

Where's the fucking send button?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

Middle

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

Cheers.
I thought there was one for each screen.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

/b/ is funnier than you.
www.coffmanfuneralhome.net/sitemaker/sites/coffma0/obit.cgi?user=ruby-wolfe# go to the guestbook

Yes. Who's grave would you piss on?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

YOURS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT AT ALL!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

I KNOW, RIGHT!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

It's too hot.
Entertain me, I am bored.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

I'm going to have a fag out the window.
It's too hot to go to bed.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

Stop that dirty habit, you dirty filth bag.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

MAKE ME

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Here, this will have you in pain from laughter - made it earlier :-)
b3ta.belm.co.uk/gilgamess/anim1

second in the set coming soon. I have 5 planned.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

Pffffffffffffffft
That is so awesome.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

I NO!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

Damn, it's not working.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Ahhahahahahaha.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

You're such a fun sponge.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Such is the fractured impression from someone who doesn't know me at all.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

I meant on here. You are more spongey than piston.
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

Now that was uncalled for.
Because for one thing, I've never turned a girl lesbian just by hitting on her.

Violent and abusive, yes, but not lesbian.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

I'm sorry. I'm incredibly bored and it's too hot to do anything but type bollocks at the Internet.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

you're rubbish at this

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

You're rubbish at everything.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

I'd wait until Esme finished.
And then I'd piss on yours.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

But will you sign the guestbook?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

No.
No, I'm afraid I won't.

Sorry.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

Oh man, they deleted them.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

I was wondering what you were on about.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

They deleted the GILF comments.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

Ah.
Haha.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

oh man, i missed out on internet people
taking the piss out of a dead old woman. dang, they so cool.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Shut it cancer boy.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

oh ha ha,
yeah, cancer, nice one
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

Doveston fiddled with your missus the other day.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

i have been with my missus constantly for the last week,
she has been looking after me through this terrible time.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

It was while you were asleep. RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

i don't really get the pissing on the grave thing,
i mean, they're dead, what do they care? unless you want to hurt their loved ones, in which case i would like to piss on all the dead friends and family of thatcher.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

STOP TRYING TO CHAT ME UP ON MSN.
I will not camwhore for you, ever. You dirty sack of wrong.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

JMG!
What's the hot gossip?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

@JMG
SRS BSNS
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

I bet this ends up being my fault.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

@Tension
QUICK MARCH.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

I believe we should reform T'Pau.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Goin' down t'pau.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

i start chemo in a week now.
i am terrfied.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

*big welsh gay hugs*

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

I am FULLY with you at these terrible times, SSG.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

you could always try the homeopothy remedy
GIN
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

i will only water it down once,
and only slightly,
and only with tonic.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

splendid!
you'll be healed before xmas
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

*reassuring manly handshake*

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

Good luck to you
It's hell, but worth it if it works!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Have you had chemo, then?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

oh god,
my face isn't going to end up like that is it?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

I'm just waiting for more advice from Sammi.
It's always good, and well informed.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Need to experiance it to know it's quite unpleasent?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

YEAH.
REALLY GOOD POINT.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

INTERNET ARGUMENTS
THEY SORT THINGS OUT
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

I hear "I regret that chemo" all the time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

Well, I did say worth it if it works!
Probably not worth it if it didn't do squat.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

To be fair, if it doesn't work, you won't know about it... or at least, not for long.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

BUT I KNOW ABOUT EVIL LU.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

GOD, JUST GO AND FUCK HER ALREADY.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

No, and like Gonz said, you don't need to experience it to know it's hell
Like torture, for example. Would you be unqualified to say it's hell?

And for the record, I know somebody who had hodgekins lymphoma, who had it. She went through hell.

And so do most people who write about it.

And I've said hell far too many times.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

Shut up sammi !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

always in r harts

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

Gobbo, should you, you know, one last time, you know, just in case... well, I just wanna say, i'ld be happy to.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

dude. you will emerge stronger, better, harder, faster
and with a greater sense of what is important in life. Especially if it involves crushing your enemies, driving them before you adn hearing the lamentation of the women.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

that first part is catchy
i should write a song about it
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

fat Peterborough flounce arse b3ta

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

I've never been to Peterbrough.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

you will, JMG
you will
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

Are you threatening him?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Bunch of dodgy slappers dancing on 70s Top of the Pops
But I'd've thought you'd know that.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

I avoid it.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

Hello.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

Hello Irish
How's yer bum for spots?
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

Not bad at all.
I am returning home to my animals, hurray! How's your livestock?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

Increased by one.
We have a new parrot called 'Pebbles' Her previous owner said she was unhandleable and was going to 'wring it's fucking neck.'
Within a day she was eating out of my hand, within a day she's sitting on my shoulder, preening my ears.
Some people shouldn't have pets.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

What a fucking arsehole.
What kind of parrot? Any photos of her?
Oh I know. People should take a test before being allowed to get them.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

She's a Rock Pebbler
No photos yet.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

Just googled them, they're very pretty:)
How old is she?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

Don't speak about Tyrone's mum like that !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

A hot version of the band fronted by Beth Ditto.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

up and @ em

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

I liked it, anyway.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

one of the few things that you have done that I give hearty applause to

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

it's not like it made it any more shit here.
or like b3ta is a fucking vital service.
WANK WANK WANK WANKW WWANK WANK WANK
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

Exactly.
Not even a whole fucking evening.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

next time, MAKE IT SO

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

I didn't start it.
I can't remember who did, I think Jenpots did, and well ran with it. Not sure.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

you promoted it
I enjoyed it
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

Fair enough, so.
I'm glad.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

if people really got stepped for going onto /board
i find that a bit lame.. it wasn't for that long and it was only a sunday night

riverghost made me laugh though.. "i can't control this".. sounds like someone over here
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

/board is IMPORTANT

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

WE MUST NOT DISTURB /BOARD

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

it does seem that board has a decent flow of interesting these days
it's a shame for us to go and fuck that up.
not like off topic.
frankly, we're doing them a favour everytime we go there.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

OT joined in.
And they now see why smathels is a shit paedogoblin.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Is he a paedo goblin?
I knew he was a paedo.
I did not know he was a goblin.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

Well, he might be.
It's best to say he is, just in case.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

i thought it was hilarious

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

SRS BSNS

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

yus

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

my cancer has developed :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

Oh SSG!
Where have you been?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

i spent some time with my, quote "very beautiful" girlfriend,
we spent most the time cwtching.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

That sounds very interesting.
What is cwtching?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

it is welsh for hugging.
welsh hugging is better.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Ah, I see.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

she'll have to try that on me
before i believe you
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Good for it.
In these trying economic times, any improvement is a good thing for your CV.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

@paedo goblins
lol
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

HOW DARE YOU
YOU'RE A SNIVELLING WAST OF HUMAN FLESH, YOU EGOTISTICAL WANKER
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
Or, WORSE, we might upset SuperMatt.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

"I hate you all. I'm off to play Matrixes with my paedo goblin chums."

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

No banter, Forum offence. Or not.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

Lololololol

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

or we may just WAST away

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

WAST OF ALL, WE MIGHT WORT WATR.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

What's this?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

I'm not sure,
but judging by the "cool look" into the middle distance, the Neo coat and the people trying to politely decline his incessant lunch requests, I'd say it's a paedo goblin.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

i think BM
may have been stung by a WASP on his lip
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

what a shit prick

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

It only smells of shit because it has been in your mouth

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

I thought he was using wasp as a codeword or something

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

i thought you said you were off to bed?

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

Just another of my DEVIOUS PLOYS.
I am totally fucking evil.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

more like BASTARDMONKEY

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

HAHAHAHA!
What diabolical scheme will I unveil next? Who can tell where my evil will take me; the infamous baldcunty.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

I'm a bellend.
I though we had a storm here. Turns out the 'lightening' was just the blinking light on the CO2 detector.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

What a terrible let down.
I like storms.
I also like pies.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

Joke Tiem
So, Billy Mays opened the newspaper and noticed 3 people (Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson) had already died this week. It was then when he said his last words: "But wait! There's more!"
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

JMG flounced
pfft!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

What's got 8 legs and doesn't rape children?
The jackson 4.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

one of the brothers married the other brothers wife
one fucked up family
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

how dreadful that genetic attraction might exist

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

It's that sort of talk that creates people like your brother.
Is that too far? Did I go too far? Pretend I said it about someone else. Someone unpopular. It's not so bad then.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

The Prodigy are a bit of a joke now.
Well, judging by this performance on Glastonbury.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

their latest single is pretty good
feels very 90´s. i like it.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

Nick Cave is on now
he lives on the next road from me
( scott,, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

That's pretty sweet.
I saw him when I went. My friends didn't want to see him but they'd pissed me off virtually all weekend I fucked off and watch him alone. They watched Bernard fucking Butler.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

and you call them "friends"?
i screen out the Bernard Butler fans when i'm interviewing for new friends.
( scott,, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

I've known them forever.
Though I really should've binned them off at that point.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

bring them to brighton
i'll make sure they never speak to you again.
it's a little service i offer.
( scott,, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

The kids love a bit

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

PARKLIFE

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Do you get intimidated by the dirty pigeons?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

I love Graham Coxon MORE than I love Alex James.
This is news.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

I think they're all knobheads.
Now over to Martin for the weather
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

I'm still firmly on the Oasis side in the Blur v. Oasis debate though.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

I used to live next door to Liam Howlett.
And Keith Flint is a very nice man who helps the old ladies of Braintree with their shopping.

I like the new album. But you're right, the performance is a bit rubbish.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

I rather liked it.

( MrA, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

they do seem to have taken a step backwards
quite odd
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

I'm off to bed.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

How come you never update "I'm Off For A Piss" any more?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Since he's had the catheter fitted, he never gets enough warning to post.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

me too
but not together
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Are you a siamese twin?
Best get the saw.
( FoldsFive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

you could say me and El Guiri are one of the same
wink wink
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

Hey, good for you.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Any podcast action?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

whoa, it looks like me and northen are in a thread off
'what was your biggest fear as a child? i was scared of the dark
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

A wall round the back of my nan's house

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

My mum and dad had this velvet scroll thing hanging at the top of the stairs
it had like tribal faces on it. I was terrified of going upstairs on my own because of it. Also, the dark and Freddie Kruger.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

The dark
People from lower social classes, and Alien.

The usual, really.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Spiders and Springheel Jack

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Springheel Jack?
Bloody hell, that's not something I've heard of in a long time. Tall fella good at scaring courting couples and jumping over walls in Sheffield, right?

/Edit

He looks like a Victorian Batman!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Heeled_Jack
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

ghosts
and xenomorphs chasing me home in the dark when i was liccle.

i´ve experienced ghosts twice though, each time typing really, really fast on keyboards.. once on a vic20.. once on a 286. my brother remembers it too (the first one) as he was in the bunkbed below.. turned on the light and the noise stopped and noone was there. we shit ourselves (aged about 7-8)

edit: shit, i remember i used to sleep curled up facing the wall, so if they got me at least i didn´t see them coming :(
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

snakes and rape

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

rapes easy, to avoid it you just consent

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

hah!

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

How was Thomas?
Scared of looking out of windows at night with the light on in the room I was in. Can't see anything outside and I always expected a ghost or someone to walk past.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Oh, and grandfather clocks.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

it was great, but it was strange
i have no words to describe it really, mini trains, wtf
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

I know a guy who drives mini trains at a theme park here.
He's a dick.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Drowning.
Ever since that terrifying public information film with Donald Pleasance playing the Grim Reaper.
( FoldsFive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Don't Look Now would have been a fun movie for you then

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I never mentioned my inherent fear of dwarves in red coats either.

( FoldsFive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

*waves*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

this is scary. When i was 6 i tried to impress jennifer maskry by swimming in the deep pool.
i could only swim underwater though (1 and a half widths!).. i tried to go from the deep end to the shallow end.. but only made it half way.

thought i was dying as i still remember clambering for air bringing bubbles around me.. just when i was going weak her MUM rescued me.

i was so embarrased.

edit: gonna facebook her
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

the dark
and the carpet shark that lived in the dark
( weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

My dad told me when I was little that the gated doors in subways were where they kept the monsters locked up during the day.
He also told me that 0 + 0 equalled a half which screwed my life up for the first six or seven years.
( FoldsFive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

my dad told me only girls could become 6yrs old
so I went to school on my birthday telling everyone I was 7 and getting into lots of arguements
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Never been keen on heights.
Even less so as I get older.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

My feet tighten when I see them in film.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Parents dying.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

embarrasing crushes
who were your childhood/teenage celebrity crushes?

I used to fancy the pants of ricki lake :(
and Sarah Greene.

anyone else like to admit who they fancied?
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

I fancied/fancy Sean Bean.
I'm not ashamed.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

thats a bit gay
please choose a woman. and like it. for me.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

But I am not a lesbot.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6252137
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Oh, well, if Mykey said it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

*big book of internet facts*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

It's funny really
because Mrs Mykeyboy is of the greedy persuasion too. Not that he likes to admit it when he slates us 'pretend' internet bisexuals.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

We're all slags who pretend to like minge for attention.
I forget.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Except me.
I HATE YOU ALL, INTERNET WIMMIN
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Yeah, you're just a raving misogynist.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

SILENCE, WOMAN.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

try. for like.. 10 secs
if you had to choose...
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Connie Huq
Still do. And would.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

i remember seeing her in a bikini in the sun
good one
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

When I was very little I had a baby crush on someone you won't know called Toni Arthur
A bit later I fancied a bird from Brookside. I think she was called Sammi :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Her?
www.geocities.com/uk_soaps/Pictures/Brookside_Jennifer_Elisson_1.jpg
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

No
Dark haired bird
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

No photos
www.imdb.com/name/nm0512296/
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Sammy Rogers
That's the fella
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Sammi? ?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Yes dear

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

ooh i had one from brookside
was it lindsey?

she did a late night episode in lingerie.. trying to escape from a gangsta called barry

oh god toni is OLD.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

So am I
when I was little I wanted her to be my mum and Brian Cant to be my dad
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Claire from STEPS

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

8/10
i like the nose twitch she did

have you seen how fucking fat she is now? a crying shame
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

She's thin now.
Check your facts.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Yeah, she did a telly program about defattying.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

holy shit
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1099733/Steps-singer-Claire-Richards-recovers-pop-star-figure-losing-FIVE-STONE-making-new-fitness-DVD.html

i´ve been away from the uk for a couple of yrs sorry
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Uma Thurman

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

wow.. she´s kinda recent for me
but her and nicole kidman would be a nice 3some. with jennifer connely. i´m greedy like that.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

The unusual allure of Violet Berlin.
I didn't find her attractive, but still fancied her. Googling her would imply she's become quite a fox.
( FoldsFive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I always thought she was a disabled

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

She only had a lisp

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

haha
what a spaz
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

That makes her a god in your eyes

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

What the fuck are you on about?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

hehe
i think he´s implying you are so spazzed up, she appears nearly perfect in your eyes.

i think
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Dwarf

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

LOLS
look at him go
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Oh get fucked

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Terrible bullying
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

You're thinking of the mong in Grange Hill.

( FoldsFive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Nope
But I'm thinking of the spaz in El Dorado now, the minx
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

Morph

( scott,, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

I always preferred Chaz myself.
Morph seemed way too straight-laced.
( FoldsFive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

That could be the answer for the 'childhood fears' thread for me.
Hello scoooooot. We're heading to that there Brighton soon. Afternoon tea?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

yes i heard
we should certainly meet for tea and correctly pronounced scones
( scott,, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

I could make some scones
and BRING them.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

a splendid idea

( scott,, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

glaston buy very is fucking shit
a bunch of rich students and wankers from the middle classes, typical bbc to show this shitfest

i've nothing else, wankers and spastics the bands and the people who go
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

I wasn't a rich student when I went
nor am I middle class.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Earlsdon Wife.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Cock off

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

They have too much time on their hands and the world needs putting right... WITH COMMITTEES. They are...
The Earlsdon Wives.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I never got the chance to go in its heyday
Considering as a young teenager I was far more interested in the Beautiful South.

Silly me. Silly, silly me.

Still, Blur on Thursday, then Fordham in August, and then Oasis. Not too shabby, all in all.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Its Heyday?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Ok, when the festival was better than it is now.
Happy?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

wow, you will get to see a band play hits that they have churned out, and now they are in their 40's,
how can this be good?
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I like 'em
Have done, still do, and probably still will do.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Remember who's posting.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Ah yes, the easy target presents himself once again.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

TODAY IS ALL CAPS DAY
For some reason.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

I like Bruce Springsteen.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Blur on BBC2
Who likes em?

What flavour milkshake is best? I have a strawberry frijj
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

chocolate and wiskey

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

What's all this combining chocolate and chili nonsense?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

its very good
it's a sort of sweet 'n' sour mix
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

It's all about passion for food and tapping into the psychology of taste.
..and then charging a horrendously high amount for it.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

They go quite nicely.
Although ginger and chocolate is far superior.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Ginger is far superior, yes.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

There should be more ginger in the world
Ginger is the way forward.
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

DNA and heredity dictates any potential offspring from Blue Star and I will be ginger.
OFFLINE SADFACE ;)
( FoldsFive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Weak jizz?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

You are most fortunate and favoured

( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Nothing wrong with ginger kids
You just have to make sure they don't turn into Chris Evans, or worse, my housemate's sister.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

im more of a smoothie man
wow that sounds ghey

strawberry and banana
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

i like choooooocolate milk

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Blur (and more specifically Charmless Man) was my first step into
music that wasn't from my sister's collection.
( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I met them in 2002 in a hotel on the Isle of Wight were I was doing summer work
I had to take their order for breakfast

Graham : Full English
Alex : toast and cheese
Dave : full English
Damon : AllBran
( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

damon you fag

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Oh, Magnum :(

( FoldsFive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

doh i just got it
shiiiiiiiiiit god damn you brain!
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

I also met Bart Simpson while there. He was looking for a homosexual partner at the time
and was wondering what the different types of IoW men were like. I said the ones from Shanklin were nice, Sandown were usually quite posh, but don't have a Cowes man.
( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Meta online sadface.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6260549
( FoldsFive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

It's Ok
I'm going to bed now.
( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

I've never been fussed about blur
I deliberately decided to skip them when they were playing at Reading in 2003.
I think Damon Albarn's other work is a lot better.
( SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I think his opera was a load of wank
but I've enjoyed some Gorillaz tracks.
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

smathels is a paedophile shitcunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Is this another google engineering job?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

just random slander

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

awesome!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

I'M TOTALLY CLICKING THIS.
DOWN WITH NONCES AND FURRIES.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

BRING BACK e-HANGING

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Have you seen off topic then?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

link me something, there's no way I'm trawling through all that bollocks for one paedo post

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Just watching them, bit dull.
Chocolate for me.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Greatest hits set
I'm loving it
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

I'm enjoying the set, I must say.
Me and my brother are having a text message conversation about how much of a tubby Essex wanker Damon Albarn is.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Just a bit

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Look at thingy the drummer for porkiness

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Dave has porked up a bit.
That must be what being a Labour councillor does for you.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

They look to be having an ace time

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

They do :)
Bless 'em.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

A fuckload groovier than Bruce 'Grandad' Springsteen

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Oh we saw a bit of 'Born To Run' last night
and it looked ace.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yeah but Old Bruce never had Jo Guest running about in a video

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Thank fuck.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

You are clearly a dead rubbish

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

I'm a heterosexual female.
Though have you seen her recently? ROUGH as arseholes.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

NO
SHE IS LOVELY
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Dave ROUNDtree?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

is he really porky? blimey
:((((
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

I'm off to see them at hyde park this thursday
I'm very happy about this
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

They're my most seen band by accident.
I saw them in their own right, then when they supported REM and then at Glasto in 1998.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

cool
never seen them live, I was thirteen when they were touring first time round
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

They are being very good

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

I haven't had a milkshake in years.
I'm sorry to let down the internet fatty stereotype.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Proper banana milkshake
made in a blender with banana, milk and vanilla icecream is hard to beat.

I quite like Blur. They're middle class and a little pretentious, just like me.
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

I'm also middle class and a little pretentious
I have always preferred Oasis.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

The band or the non-carbonated soft drink?

( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Or the clothing shop?
Or the goth market in Birmingham?
( FoldsFive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Oh! It's so confusing when people fail to be specific!

( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

The band
I generally don't drink soft drinks.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

I'm going to see Oasis a week on Tuesday.
HELLO
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

I'M GOING TO SEE THE BUZZCOCKS!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Awesome!
I'm off to End of The Road festival in September and i'm really excited about the lineup.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

I don't know what that is but seeing as you are excited I'll approve

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Good stuff!
I saw them at Glastobury a few years aga and they were rubbish, I was very upset.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

I saw them in Leicester in 1995.
I imagine this gig will be VERY different.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

I liked them both
more blur as I got older

but putting on some oasis songs now.. man.. those were the days for me. singing pissed up as a teenager, when everything in the world was free, no problems and loving life... ahhhh good times.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

now that it's over
We seem to be arguing about the whole thing. Time to get back to normal.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Fuck knows.
Qualified as a vet nurse, hopefully.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Same

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

*vet nurse fives*

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

NOW WASH YOUR HANDS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

NEVER
I love the smell of anal glands in the morning.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

another compelling argument for the wholesale eradication of all canine species from the face of the planet

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

It's very satisying expressing them.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

all dogs should be shot and fed to horses
then all the horses should be shot
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Get the horse to bite the head of the dog
and then you only have to use one bullet
( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

car crushers full of broken glass are the way forward here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

i hate dogs, shit machine, land sharks

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

LAND SHARKS
JUST SAY NO
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

what's that you say? post a Grange Hill music video?
oh, go on then

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFyCml9Upqg
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Oh.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

it's kind of very wrong really

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

It is, really.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Oh god, the clothes.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

of course you hate dogs, all right-minded individuals hate dogs
horses are worse though

fucking lumbering shit factories, boil them up for glue and have done with it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

i did enjoy winning 3.5k on a tote placepot years ago on the horses
i gave my then wife 300, i was all heart
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Dogs are a very fulfilling replacement for people.
Dogs come back.



:(
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

That's a very sad little post:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

I'm a very sad little person.
:(
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Awww.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

express his anal glands for him, that'll put a smile on his face

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Not if I'm paying for it.
It cost me £25 for my vet to stick his finger up my dog's arse.

Which is odd because we only went in to get some worming tablets.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Was he dragging his arse on the ground?
The dog, not the vet.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Aye.
It was both hilarious and heart wrenching.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

That's the classic sign of full anal glands.
People tend to think it's worms.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Where might I purchase some new anal glands?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

People don't have them.
No squeezy fun time for us.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

I hope so.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

You just want me to worm your dog.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

And vice versa

( nick the greek, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Probably at a uni somewhere

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Woodside offers good advice on this

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Arguing about what some people on the internet did for half an hour.
But with a bigger waist size and less hair.
( nick the greek, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Posting on here and always trying to be near the top.
And in with the cool kids.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

I honestly don't know
I'm learning an awful lot from my current job, so in 5 years time I think I should be able to go into any other company and be able to set up secure and resilient networks from scratch.
( SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

And be able to manage projects for new product rollouts.
Basically, I don't want to support the network, I want to be in charge of it.
( SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

But I don't want to be a manager who just says "yes, we can do this" and hope the people below will work it all out
I want to manage it and know exactly what I'm doing from the off.
( SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

You'll never be a manager then

( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

It's a pipe dream :(

( SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

All I'm saying is a lot of managers don't get to be managers based on how competent they are at doing a job
I may be slightly bitter about this at the moment, so ignore me.
( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

its about stats and compliance

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Networks are shit
I'm trying to get out of one we support, but short of resigning all my other tactics have failed so far.
( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Probably fat and upset ONLINE somewhere

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

in a doorway
asleep
( weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

probably in rehab again

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

In a new house, with a car
and a hat and a different job.
( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

I probably can't put off moving in with my girlfriend for that long,
so in a house with her. Probably in Coventry.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Oh poor you.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

HA LOL

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

You know I love it.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

There must be a nice part in Coventry somewhere.
...right?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Yes.
Where I live is lovely.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Fancy selling up?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Nah.
I don't think the mister would be too impressed.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Move to Ireland!
Don't tell FF, it'll be a lovely surprise when you hand him the plane ticket.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Whitley.
Very exclusive. Be careful of Earlsdon - it's full of drunks and terrorists.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Pfft
wanker
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I notice that you're not disagreeing with me.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

BUT I LIVE THERE.
Oh....
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Nevermind. Soon enough you're going to be an Earlsdon Wife.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

That's fighting talk.
Anyway, Earlsdon is a massive step up from Holbrooks.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

I quite like Coventry.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

fucked if I know
face down in a field in hampshire
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Do you want to call your mother?

( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Ha.
I was going to type that.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

I can never come home again

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Fuck knows.
Drunk hopefully.

Evening all.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

In the house I built with the money I got for finishing my book

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

this would be my dream
ni my book
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

So I hear people have been getting upset?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

mike woz ere has flounced.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

He got stepped:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Shhhhh. He's not going to be posting for a while, unless he uses his Bou Bees account.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

OH NO YOU DI'N'T

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Why stepped?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Part of the /board invasion.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Oh Christ
don't start them wobbling again!
(jenpants xx <3 xx <3 xx <3 xx, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

*spins the plates*

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

rich, villa in the south of spain near Cadiz, hot spanish girl, great family
working from home, travelling to dubai or london every month for meetings etc.

having my own IT security company
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

You can employ SuperMatt

( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

you ain't northen wife b3ta

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

yer its el guiri innit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

he is

(jenpants xx <3 xx <3 xx <3 xx, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

THIS
HARD
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

SHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
cr3 may be about with his weird hair and internet powers
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Like a mildly powerful pokemon

( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

I'm onto you

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

i´m... someone different.. to what you are thinking

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

I don't know who you are
But I know who you isn't
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

in a mirror

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

hiding from the SLC

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

makin money fuckin hos

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Shittin' in a bag wondering exactly how many pills it'll take to finaly push me over the edge for once.
That, or settled down, married with my first kids, wondering if I should go to Claridges for lunch.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

jerry seinfield once said ' there is no such thing as fun for all the family' i like that
give me a nice snappy quote, or don't, no offence
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

no

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

we are the people our mothers warned us about
i like that one
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

smathels is a paedophile shitcunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Welcome to earth.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

im gonna watch ´bolt´ now
cos office season 5 hasnt quite finished downloading.

had fun tonight. shame JMG didn´t join in, but he´s not one to follow suit, he´s the one who rebels muthafuckers.

also download martyrs fuckers, its great fun.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

My MSN almost toppled over.
I'm not banned.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Too late JMG, Aberdeen's already gazzed me to say that you were banned for threatening ************* with *********

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

I'm terribly upset. Upset to the point I'm going to end this post with a smiley. :)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Im not taking advice from anyone who watches the Office

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Who would you take advice from?
Apart from me, obviously.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

You haven't shown a single iota of independant thought
so there's no possibility for me to ever follow your unique advice
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

hang on, I thought you were an english teacher?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)