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LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
:D
www.b3ta.com/talk/6285122
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
:-D indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
what the fuck is wrong with you
emoticons don't have noses
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
Before now, I went between the two. :D :-D
Now they will ALL have noses, just to get you upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
if you use mong emoticons just to try and upset me
i think i probably win there
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
I'm not the one being an emoticon nazi.
BAM! GODWIN SAYS SHUT THE FUCK UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
i don't care about emoticons chris

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
LULZ

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
DOG BURPS

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
BOP DRUGS

i like anagrams
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
aibohphobia!
fear of palindromes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
DUB GORPS

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
DUB PROG S
a new genre of music. the s stands for special edition!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
PUGS DBOR
I don't care about the second word.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
hehe, i did notice you could make PUGBORDS
they're like skateboards but better in almost every conceivable way
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
W|HOO|P!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
The internet is broken!
Everybody overboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
to 4chan?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
I've never been to any chan
4 or 7
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
You should totally try 27chan

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
I might give 11chan11chan11 a go

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
try one of the russian ones

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
одинchan?
Edit: THAT DIDN'T WORK
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
i reckon you should definitely try ITV3

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
Anything with ITV in it is for commoners and peasants

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
but its got Dennis Norden's 177th Laughter File

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
The 178th file has naughty photos of you with your cousin
and if you don't watch, Dennis will post them to your mum
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
I want to ROFL you RIGHT up your LOL

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
You love me almost as much as Gilgamess does.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
Long and hard and true.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
I'm going to be stuck on my own at work until 8pm or later :(
:((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
That's unfortunate.
I will likely be in a pub by then, or failing that, not alone at work.

NER NER
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
Have you wrapped yourself in sellotape again?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
:((((chins((((

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
8.30 for me
come to my work, we'll have a campfire

no bumming though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
roffle
campfire
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
BONfire then!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
Benefit Horn!
that's an anagram of that^ btw
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
oh yeah? well
Ed Geese Funks Lowly Moms
donkey gums smells of wee
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
heheh I go as well :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
eew, i dunno if i want to meet up with you any more

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
D: I can't stop weeing!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
do you have to wait for the firemen to get the crane so you can get out?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
I'm here because I've dossed about all day chatting
and the deadline is tomorrow morning. Oh well, my own fault.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
you plank

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
King Billy
1690
all that
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
LOL indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
Right... I'm off out.
*JMG Outro Music*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

off coming
JMG Outro Music JMG Outro Music
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
Thats truly bad.
This is mine:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKcdOWCj5fQ&feature=related

and thats me in it.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
and this is mine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1tiSIKC910
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
Really?
I had you down for something more upbeat, but I have seen your gritty urban streak come out once in a while.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
oh ok then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kp-XQJDAhY
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
Now that I can believe

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
only between the washbasket and the launderettes.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
are you already gone or waiting for replies?
just curious
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
I'll be honest.
Handsome Gav Sexual Chocolate is still on the second XBox.
Ze Germans won't die.

We're waiting on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
what's wrong with the first xbox?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
240/4

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
Mackem's out..

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
bark bark
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
Bark?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK bark bark

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
Aw forget it!
Come here boy!

*ruffles ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
ruf ruf rufufufuffuf

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
evening police dog, good to see you
i've had a right bastard of a day
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
BARK SNIFFLE YAPYAP

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
*pats with as much enthusiasm as i can muster*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
so sad

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
My outro music is thus. with dancing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om4Qhv2Ui8w
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
Maybe this too(rude lyrics)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnCk0uGwFZI
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
My outro
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VY9HSjFdh0
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
This is mine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sBOsh-vyI
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
My intro, outro and played throughout between is
this
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
Would anybody like to discuss what clothes they are wearing?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
Quickest person to say no gets the biggest ROFL.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
on

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
TYPO!
OMGJMGOMG!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
long sleeved red t-shirt with faux white rims to make it look like I'm wearing a long sleeved white t-shirt underneath
I'm wearing both long sleeves at my elbows so it's all a bit pointless

and trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
Handsome Gav, Ladies' Choice is here.
So I've had to up stakes to keep with the company.
I'm in quality jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
no thinning white patch of worn denim in the groin for JMG tonight!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
you first

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
Very tight jeans, black check shirt opened a bit too much, rolled down cons, pirate earrings, georgeous* hair
*gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
PIRATE earings?
Wouldn't they just look a bit girly?
Careful DG!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
It's a daily struggle JMG not to apply lipstick when I wake up

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
One slip of thought and you could wake up like Moohalaa each day.
You be careful there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
I like treading the ambiguous line Jammy, it gives the girls right fizzy knickers

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
Yo ho ho and a bottle up me bum!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
LORDY!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
you're well georgeous
meaning you're like the pink, camp, slightly downs hippo off Rainbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
Oooooo gggghhggZippy!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
They're mostly just ketchup stains

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
Ones made in Vietnam.
Srsly.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
I'm wearing the same shirt I'm wearing in my profile.
It's my not my favourite shirt, it's probably my second favourite shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
Trousers, green t-shirt, black socks.

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
Grey t-shirt
Khaki combat trousers
Black shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
black short sleeved shirt, cut nice and tight
black trousers, black Ted Baker shoes, black socks and black silk underwear (tight and slightly transparant)
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
tesco ones

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
I bought a space invaders t-shirt at Tesco
It was £3 in the sale
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
my dress was 13 quid
this is nice. sharing tesco stories and that.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
should we all be sharing our tesco stories?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
i dont see why not.
im not going to tescos tonight but i bet if i did id pick something nice up.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
the only thing i ever buy from tesco is cigarettes and energy drink
what sort of nice things could i be picking up instead?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
a space invader tshirt or something.
you should ask the forum. people like talking about tescos.
and that.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
my question was open to the forum
perhaps i should have made that more explicit in the original post
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
yes i felt it was directed at me
but i think my first answer was sufficient.

tescos is great.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
Tesco are massive bastards to work for
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
I heard if you are late for work, they shoot you in a joint for every late hour

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
Nah
Just sack you for getting cancer or make your life a living hell for reporting them to the HSE, that kind of jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
i heard that maximinmus is just an awful employee generally and the information he provides about his experience working
for tesco can't really be relied upon
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
They are also huge tax dodgers but
i'm sure there is no truth to the rumour that they gain plannning permission for some of their stores by backhanders to local councils and by burying their consultation submissions so as to avoid public scrutiny.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
Let's all go to Tesco, where rosa buys her best clothes.
NA NAA NAAA NA HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
well yes.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
I reckon a tesco is going to open up across the road from me.
I fear i'll lose half my exersize; walking to asda.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
just jog on the spot while you're deciding what to buy

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
He'd be skinny within a week
It took him 2 hours in M&S once to decide what to have for lunch. I'm not even joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
he just needs gentle steering is all.
and if that doesn't work you shout at him in the restaurant until he starts to rock and sob and pees his pants
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
it can happen
sometimes i go into a supermarket and never even manage to make a choice, just walk back out
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
Sometimes I swing too early for a BLT and end up face planting in the pasta tubs.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
Be strong
and go to ASDA anyway. It's what Churchill would have done.
Spirit of the blitz!
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
but think of the clothes!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
Mykey is wearing a dress.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
..
dress
tarpaulin
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
You seem very attention seeking these days Jammy, what's wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
If Gilgamesh had posted that, you wouldn't have asked that very question.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
t-shirt, jeans, socks and shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
*Five, five, five and five*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
Where's my ROFL?

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
I've got two puffins stretched over my fists.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
Beak-first or the other way round?

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
Ouch.

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
Are you preparing for a bAUKsing match?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
You've got some GULL asking that quesTERN.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
Your BITTERNess shows through.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
On your sKITEs sonny.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
small hands eh

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
little Hans eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
Red t shirt
brown shorts
grey boxers

do I make you horny?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
Contribute to the mental downfall of a colleague!
andywatch.blogspot.com
twitter.com/andywatch

Hopefully we'll be able to drive him insane. Goal is to using the google ads revenue (£5 so far!) to buy him some beer as compensation.

Other goals involve having people recognise him in the street as Andy off of Andywatch.
(Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
i dont get it

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
click his links, make him google ad money
or don't, then he'll have to go without pocket money

I SAY NO HARIBO FOR THE SPAMBOT
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
someone wants a smacked arse

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
yes please
/ac
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
im not touching you
i dont know where youve been
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
Would you do it for £5 though?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
£10?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
She wont be able to hold out past £12

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
you totally would

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
im far too young for that shit

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
oh Christ you are
I'm totally on some sort of register now
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
i hope youre proud of yourself

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
Being 15 and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
i so am

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
fuck off spammer
unless you're having a bad day, in which case I'll click your links and paypal you £50
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
spammer?
I've been a member here for 4 years and posted 6 messages.
(Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
hahah
WELL DONE.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
so 16.666666666666666666666666666667% of your posts have been to advertise your bloge

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6284982
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
Oh dear

(Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
I don't understand how taking a photo of him is going to lead to his mental breakdown

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
You'd be surprised
He's quite upset that he has followers on twitter now. In a bemused, not very upset way, of course. Wouldn't want to be mean to him.

And he's getting beer out of it!
(Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
I'm really not getting it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
Oh dear
I can feel the abuse churning down the internet pipes towards you
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
Now, it's not right to make fun of upset people
I mean, /talk is known for it's compassion these days
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
I know!
I flippantly said something yesterday to cause offense and people got angry and upset about it online.

It wasn't serious or anything, just words on a screen.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
He looks quite dull and non noticable in the street
He needs to add some pazazz if he wants to be noticed. ...I should know
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
Blimey. Having photographs of me on a website would certainly drive ME insane.
You're well crazy.. I bet you're a right laugh in the office!

I wish I worked with you.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
"I'm an alien, I'm an alien"

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
fuck off Colin

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
"Fast show fives*

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
haha :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
I'm an alien!
I'm an alien!
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
why are people clicking the link?
do you not think ... this might just bee a leeetle teeensy bit of spammy click fraud here?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
but how would we contribute to the mental downfall of his colleague if we didn't?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
I couldn't possibly condone internet bullying of someone who is having a bad time today

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
You're not a very trusting chap
are you?
(Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
Welcome to the new improved lovely /talk.
Please share your ideas and opinions, we are all lovely people.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
We're lovely people now.
Let the new /talk spirit into your life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
soft furnishings!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
I win

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
Subject line only threadrush?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
It's nowhere near 9pm.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
Do we get regular threadrushes now?
I like that idea, it would sweep out some of the drivel.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/1553453
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
CUSHIONBOTS: SCATTER

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
I wonder what percentage of all soft furnishings are bought by males

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
probably something like 3-10%

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
what sample size?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
somewhere about 10,000 maybe

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
CUSHION PLUMPING PUFFTER!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
221/3

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
+are the wife's department

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
mine are made of concrete with broken glass and razor wire round the edges

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
Car!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
biscuit?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
A biscuit car?
What are you, twelve?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
That's a half baked excuse for a retort.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
Biscuit joke
half twice
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
It's probably the.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
JMG JMG JMG!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
YOU FORGOT THE JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
I forgot the words.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
You hum it, I'll play it

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
the red ones.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
Girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
Fuck yeah
mine works.
suck on my preemptive chopper unemployed intergeeks!
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
OK Jodie.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
glasses??
the pair i just bought
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
What type?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
The ones with wheels are quite nice.

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
9/10

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
HONDA ACCORD
*TOOT TOOT*
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
CHRYSLER

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
*brings my juke box buddy*

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
I think you mean
*juke box money*...
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
I'm having a good time!

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
Stop sending me death threats via secret gaz!!!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
that's a big fat LIE and you know it
I'm having a bad time now

ALL INSULTS ARE OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
Would you say you were having
a wonderful time?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
I'm going to add exclaimnation and question marks to my scrabble set.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
I've heard you're undefeatable at scrabble.
Yes, unndefeataible (triple word score).
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
That scrabble game on Facebook had to get an extra server in for all the words I told them they missed out.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
mines shit and faulty at the moment
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
What car do you drive Jammy?
I drive Doris which is a hyundai accent Coupe i
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
I have it on good authority that he drives a Benz Patent Motorwagen

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
I heard they gave him a buggati for being a, and I quote, "a jolly good chap".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
I heard that a b3tan put in a special order for a new car
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9YuEjjrs8
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
I had a Hyundai Accent
it was a bit dull but it worked and was quite a nice car, until I had a minor bump which pretty much wrote it off
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
Running over bullies??
Only works with Accords, everyone knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
Yeeah, it's pretty dull but reliable.
It's quite nippy too even though the handling is tosh. Mine's fucking well beat up :D I park it by crashing it into walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
probably the best car I owned
This Clio I've got now is nippy and cheap to run but my god it's badly built
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
Things are good aren't they?
EDIT

No you guys are probably right, Things are bad.

Sorry for the confusion
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
what makes you say that?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
No
Just this morning I saw a blackbird who finally refused to keep feeding her big fluffy chick.
The chick was furious.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
are you some sort of bird pervert?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
those are the worst kind

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
Beetle perverts are pretty bad, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
they should just castrate those freaks with ants in their pants

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
I just want to stroke their carapace :(

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
they make me feel sick, the watchers are bad enough
but the ones you see with some filthy fucking budgie crapping on their shoulder should be euthanized
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
It was in my back garden.
The fact that I MSN the chick, and tried to take it to an aiport is nothing to do with this.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
it's a metaphor for the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
Furious.
yes, thats the internet alright.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
I read that in a slighttly sexy and a slightly racist way.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
I am LOL ing now

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
I would have slapped the bitch
/70s pimp walks away
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
Whats going on

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
Hello new guy!
Welcome to the community, don't wish death upon people and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
Thanks :)
No need to wish death on anybody it comes to all of us eventually
(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
You seem
Familiar.

Meatpuppet?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
Eh?

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
They are indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T BEEN READING THE PAPERS
EVERYTIHNG IS JUST AWFUL. IMMIGRANTS ARE EVERYWHERE, STEALING OUR JOBS. THERE ARE NO JOBS DUE TO THE RECESSION. HOUSE PRICES ARE STILL SHIT.

ARRRRGH
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
/daily mail reader

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
Trust you to leave out the part about paedophiles stealing our children.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
Well shucks.
I've been caught red handed.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
I wish Hitler wasn't dead

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
Quite the artist,
or so I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
Who likes dinner?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
Mykey, Mykey, Mykey, Mykey and Mykey

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
It's a good job you're on block.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
unless he's having a bad time today, in which case he likes a sensible calorie-controlled diet as much as the next man

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
I'm already furious.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
Song lyrics that please you slightly more than they should?


"Mad Lizzy Crumbs blind cobblers
thumbs were a sight to behold"
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
i don't own a radio

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
I'm not crying,
I've just been chopping onions,
I'm making a lasagne...
for one
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
anything by Tiny Tim

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
see, now people are just going to post shit song lyrics in this thread and it'll be shit
unless you're feling upset today, in which case hahaha great thread there Mykey, more like this plz
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
Favourite Gilgamesh threads?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
they're all shit!
unless i'm feeling upset today, in which case they're all just great
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
Also, did you make Friz cry?
I can imagine the journey of those fat salty tears across the endless prairie that is his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
it's never my intention to cause offence here, especially when people are not having a good time
so I'd like to take this opportunity to invite people to tell me how they're feeling today so I can moderate my insults accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
Forum banter, no offence. Great.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
"She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone"

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
basically
the entirety of NWA's back catalogue

'Cause I'm the kinda nigga that's built ta last/If ya fuck with me, I'll put ma foot in yo ass'
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
"On a morning from a Bogart movie,
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime"

I love that song so much.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
What do you get if you cross Star Wars and vampires?
NosferR2D2!
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
Get out.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
What do you get if you cross Transformers and potatoes?
Optimash Prime.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
What's the Star Wars capital of North Korea?
C3Pyongyang
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
What do you call a bee that doesn't die after it stung you?
A Zombee
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
What do you get if you cross Star Wars and Star Trek?
Star Trek. Wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
What do you call a sith lord when they're being silly?
Dartht.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
What do you call a naughty Jedi with a lisp that can make flour finer?
A Sith.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
What do you call a Sith lord country music artist?
Darth Brooks
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
Jesus.
You tedious spastic, haven't you got some women to terrify instead?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
haha
i've no idea if there's any context behind this but as an outburst of pointless internet rage it works
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
What do you call the son of god who get you your newspaper and irons your shirts?
Jeevesus
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
Jokes make The Marsh angry
Got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
careful now
he might impose, wait for it, Marshial Law
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
DING DING DING
The joke bell is being rung!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
I have toothache
and I my fred perry cardigan has a hole in the armpit
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
I'm sorry about that, but this is really no place for such an outburst.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
What do you call the son of god in a cat that sat on the mat eating green eggs and ham with will i am?
Dr JeSeuss
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
What did Sylvester the cat say when jesus showed him his new moustache made from nails?
Sufferin' succojesutache
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
What do you call a Robot with a Drop D guitar and a Dreidel?
RJewDetuned.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
What uses the force to go trainspotting?
Anorakin Skywalker
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
I like Lady Gaga and other music that people might not like.
Let's have an opinion fight!
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
No, boring
tried it already, can't be arsed.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
I also like her
.
(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
I think you've got Ear Downs.
I like Katy Perry (not her music) and walk to push her tits about.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
I would also like to do this to her.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
NO! ME FIRST >:(
ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
You can have her first, and on Mondays - Wednesdays, with alternate Sundays after.
As long as I get Hayley Williams first.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
I'm DG. I get all sexy women first.
You get the days they are on the heavy bit of their period.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
Diablo Swing Orchestra added a new song to their myspace today
Music is the only reason I'll visit myspace. I visited myspace to hear the song. The song is very good and I like it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
I think I heard a Lady Gaga song once
I didn't care for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
I wish Lady Gaga was dead sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
I think you forgot a comma between those last two words

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
Lady Gaga's music is shit and most of the time she looks like an ugly skank.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
Yeah? Well you're fat ugly and you stink

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
True as that may be,
it doesn't change anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
Go and change your socks I can smell them form here

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
?

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
Karl Hysteria is shit
....oh you said opinion fight?
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
You have terrible taste in music, according to me
I am therefore going to make a negative judgement about your entire personality
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
I have never heard any music by this Lady Gaga
I cannot fight with you today, Lady Karl.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
Right then. Credit Crunch Film Club.
'For Few a Few Dollars More, We Probably Won't Go Under'
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
this is no longer the lesser of two evils
if it ever was
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
When Harry Ate Sally
because he couldn't afford food.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
to be honest though
these are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
pot/kettle

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
Some kind of obscure Face/Off reference?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
nope
nothing to do with the topic of the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
careful now,
this is awful close to a flounce.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
it's nowhere near a flounce.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
I know, but some people on here start to hear alarm bells when people merely talk.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
The Good, the Bad and the Credit Crunch

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
Jurassic Credit Crunch

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
The Godfather Credit Crunch

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
The Simpsons Credit Crunch Movie

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
Star (we all have to shop at lidl cos M&S is too expensive) wars

...no?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
Scrap Ironman

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
Lidl House on the Prairie

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
Drag me to Lidl

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
My cat is giving me lovely purry cuddles.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
Death Wish
sorry, what are we meeant to be doing here?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
Pushing the 'my shopping's just come' thread down.
Jump in at any time, this isn't one of my better ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
ISA Wide Shut

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
Chicken Lidl.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
Schindler's black list

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
Fat Face/Off

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
STOP BULLYING FRIZ

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
I just hope he's ok!

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
28 days Later the baliff will be there.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
Silence of the mutton

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
Silence of the Spams

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
Bring Me the Head of Aldi Garcia

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
Nine to Five
but only 4 days a week
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
Das Boot Sale

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
(Bankr)Up(t)
This is shit.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6284787
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
Haven't Got A Pot To Pisseidon Adventure In

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
xmen- the lamp stand

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
In Bognor

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
A Dole Officer and a Gentleman

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
Bridge Over The River Cam

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
We Were Car Solderers

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
The Poseidon Lark

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
The RMT Strikes

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
Fear And Loathing In Basildon

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
The Littlehampton Job

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
Herbie Goes to Milton Keynes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
The Graduate (Isn't Going to Get A Job)

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
20 leagues under the sea.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
V for Ven-debtor

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
Star Treaties

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
Copper Man

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
Debt Carter

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
Ghost Strider (he got his flamy motorbike repossessed)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
Honey I Shrunk The Kids' Pocket Money

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
Lawrence of Ashby de la Zouch

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
The Italian Job Seeker's Allowance

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
Court Summonsters Inc

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
Escape From No Work

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
Matrix: Have ye got 10p for tha bus pal?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
The Hitchhikers Guide To Hitchhiking

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
La Dole Vita

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
well my shiny new projector arrived today
well, when I say "my" I mean works, but I am the only one who will be using it so.......

anyway, the screen did not but I have already tested it and even on an ordinary wall it is most impressive. I just watched last nights torchwood on it with the surround amp and its just brilliant I cant wait to see what it looks like when I hook up the HD stuff to it later :-)

what are you looking forward to?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
I've got two weddings to go to in the next few months
I look forward to the free bar
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

free gay
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
I have one coming up in November
Its going to be a themed wedding, on the harry potter filums as the bride is a HUGE fan. I have no fucking idea who/what to go as.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
Lord Voldemort, and massacre the guests.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
why would any groom agree to this?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
Anal

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
I have a Taikai at the end of the month.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
sci-fi, karate, or judo thing?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
Make a wiimote whiteboard thing for it

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
what is this witchcraft you speak of?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

johnnylee.net/projects/wii/ second vid down
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
Wormulus, SexFace or Master of Turnips.
Who offers most for you, the b3tans?
I'm feeling a NEW ENHANCED THREE WAY BATTLE may ensue.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
Frankly, I'm aroused

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
This comes as little suprise.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
wormulus is still the biggest shitcunt
Sexface most persistent, and Mast of Turnips the most pedantic.

It should be a good fight.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
I think wormulus has the edge in his all round game,

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
An interesting comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
Wormulus can do the attention chasing thing, the shit meme thing, the tedious thing, the offensive trolling thing and the epic flounce thing well.
By comparison, Sexface and MoT are just specialists. Sexface manages tedious attention seeking to a top standard and MoT has the art of Internet Joylessness finely honed, they'd probably beat Wormulus in their specialist fields but in the Shit Internet Decathlon Wormulus comes out on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
Nice analysis, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
I'm taking over from Alan Shearer on MoTD next season.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
*warm applause from the pavillion end*

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
*raises bat to crowd*
*lifts off helmet*
*gets clean-bowled next ball*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
I'd like to know why Karl isn't on the list

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
He once got me mentioned on the BBC Football Commentary thing..

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
He's not viewed as a serious contender in many quarters as he lacks the neccessary shamelesness.
Put him under pressure for his dreadful taste in music, poorly thought through views or attantion chasing and he folds.

He's Ian Bell to Wormulus, Sexface and MoT's Flintoff, Pietersen and Collingwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
If they're in the correct order then by god I'm dull :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
But you have a certain admirable bloody-mindedness which keeps you in the mix in pressure situations.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
that's true.
I can hit a quick dull 50 to get the crowds going.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
I'd also like to know why I'm not on the list

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
Either JMG thinks you're no contest for those three, or that they're no contest for YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
I want to say something insulting but I'm not sure your delicate constitution could handle it

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
Why did Wormulus offend you so much?
He's fucking wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
I'm a little attracted to Wormulus myself.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
just comes across as the most boring b3tan
and has about as much sense of humour as an acorn
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
*Ahem*

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
I don't think you realise he's posting stuff to get a rise out of Cushers.
As a person in real life he's a diamond...mostly. Until he ruins women for everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
Why would he get a rise out of people with Cushing's Disease?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
Ah, 'cos they're all fat and bloated. I didn't realise it did that to humans.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
indeed O'Shouty ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
Aye
That and a chin that could sink an oil tanker.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
I agree with this
This place lacked a certain something when Wormulus flounced for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
Yeah, a new wormulus thread every seven minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
MoT certainly offers the least

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
MoT wins!
The least cuntish out of the three.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
By least cuntish, you mean 'dull'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
Unless the aim is to be the biggest cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
I like them all
in terms of who I get on best with online probably MoT, I've met Wormulus in the flesh though and I get on very well with him, I am in no position to judge the other two in the fleshy flesh world
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
Some people love to live in the past gmos.
They can't get over the fact that not a lot of people see me as shit anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
I don't think I ever did MoT.
I don't think I ever did.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
You should open the event by smashing a bottle of champagne against a boat or something.
Or throwing a bottle of Budweiser at a ferry. One of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
I'd throw two from each hand.
Listen out on the 25th of July, if you hear shouting coming from the Uni that'll be me.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
Any hassle. Call me.
I'll be over in a jiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
None of them offend me, I actually quite like them all.
Although some new people are being a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
I would choose Wormulus as he is actually funny
Sexface is a massive perv but a decent guy
MoT opinions are pretty spasticated but he means no harm
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
Pretty spasticated because they're different to yours?
I don't think I've given an opinion on anything vaguely series, just music and other entertainment stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
hehe ;)
*tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
I'd just like to add that every single thing you like is wrong and should be banned.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
+IN OPPOSITE LAND

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
+'S NEIGHBOUR, TRUTH LAND

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
D: HARSHNESS!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
I don't think i have ever seen you bully anyone
Lay into the noobs for a bit or me if you fancy it
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
Nah dude, what's the point?
If you pick on people properly it obviously means that you've got self confidence issues and I'm a nice guy with none of those issues :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
OH I HATE YOU :(

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
bums xxx

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
Shut up you massive shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
kisses xxx

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
I like all of them
I'd be the meat in their sex club sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
only if it's you and me in the middle
and the other two being the bread.

I want the most from my orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
Well if we're both in the middle it's more like a steak and kidney pudding

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
I CHOOSE YOU MOT

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
Worst. Pokemon. Ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
I feel left out now. :(

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
Have I ever told you how funny you are?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
Oh Jim you're never happy :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
No, my life is a tragic comedy of errors :(
And first mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
only it has no comedy in it.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
It would
If it wasn't so sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
And in the red corner, we have André the Giant, who's recently had his inhabitions and concious removed.
And in the left corner, we have a 5 week old puppy who attempted to shag André the Giant's 14 year old daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
I wish you were deaf

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
EH?! etc!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
Sexface offers me his cock on a regular basis. The other two have offered me nothing.
Lazy bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
I see you more as an angry Irish war woman than a sexy object.
If you dress up like Xena the two might mix and then I'd definitely offer you cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
I don't want you to see me as a sexy object.
The odd cup of coffee would be nice, though. *sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
Dress up like Xena and I'll buy you a Costa coffee shop.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
Why must you objectify me so:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
I'm not,
it'll be part of our marketing campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
Are you running off with SexFace?!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
Yes, I'm leaving you.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
Woah woah woah
I didn't know we could offer cocks on here. All that time, wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
MoT

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
:)
I'm getting called dull by badger. Can you sound the pot/kettle bell?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
DING DING DING!
DING DING DING!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
It's already been sounded

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
I've met two in real life.
I liked SexFace, I didn't really speak to Wormulus long enough to form an opinion.

On here though I think I prefer MoT. He makes me laugh and is incredibly miserable the whole time.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
I'm suprised that more of b3ta isn't miserable the whole time that you post here.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
I love you too Benji

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

You're my second favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
Yeah yeah yeah
whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
You are.
I just bully you to follow the old saying "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen".

Plus you're like, the same height as the inch high private eye so you'd never be able to beat me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
russ is mint
i have no opinion on the other two
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
I like Sexface
I find MoT tolerable, if not more.
Wormulus is just a pathetic cockhound.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
There was a time when me and you were more friendly :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
He said if not more, you ungrateful bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
I wanted to be ranked above sexface :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

r w
above by
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
Yeah I know, but I talk to sexface quite a lot is all (compared to anyone else on here).

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
Are you still sulking over his mockery of your xbox tatoo?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
I say things far worse to people yet it seems no one notices...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
No, I couldn't care less about that, I was on about his flouncing.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
See now, there's a certain artfulness to the spite in those.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
Maybe so, but it was still pathetic.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
But look at the STYLE involved.
No other flounces have so much stylish impotent anger.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
Whoever wins...
WE LOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
MOT seems to hate everything
I bet he even shouts at the ducks every morning... poor ducks
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
People regularly talk about things that are shit, so I say that they're shit and now everyone thinks that I think everything is shit :(.
It's not true, I'm all sunshine and happiness offline.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
I think you should talk more about things you like
Might tip the balance a bit
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
:(

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
Work is having a photo competition. Suggestions are being taken for the categories.
GO!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
best picture with thumb over half of it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
Upskirt.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
People who aren't very good at taking photographs but get far too far into it as a hobbie
and annoy the rest of us with their faux-artsy snaps
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
the stones are arranged in a line and it's in black and white what's your problem
do you know how hard I worked to get it in macro mode?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
don't listen to her jahled!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
Fat people in peril.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
people pointing up to the sky in a crows and saying look and taking a picture at that moment to see how many other people look up

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
Hairy cleavage

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
Photo that made Boots development lab contact the Police in the quickest time

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
Funny ducks
Face graffiti
Scrotums
Things Found Under Toenails
Reversing lorries
Pork Scratchings
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
I read that as fanny ducks

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
Christ, imagine the quacking

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
paint your flaps yellow, make quacking noises and stuff a half loaf up it?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
The other categories so far are
Our World
August
Something for Everyone

I've just submitted 'Blasphemy'.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
Death wish.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
'Good photos'
'Bad photos'
'Photos of Theoban grinning and doing a thumbs up'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
Animals saving the day.
Can I borrow someone's dog and someone else's fireman's hat.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
Dance your cares away
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
Sport and Nudity
SPORTNUDES
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
I'm going to spend some time on photoshop.
Please let me know which pornstar you would like me to photoshop your head onto.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
I don't know any pornstar names really, you know the pop up at the start of videos sometimes but I don't pay attention to words when I'm watching something like that.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
I'd like to see GMoS's face on the body of the lovely Amy Reid.
That's right. I know pornstars' names. I'm ashamed of nothing, you prudes.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
I know pornstars' names too.
Well, about 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
I know some female ones...
Roxy Hart
Faye Valentine
Someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
I know female ones.
I don't know male ones.

Apart from John Holmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
she has marvellous knockers.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
Best dog

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
I'd go one further and say
Best Dog Ever
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)

Best Police
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
How about
mini garden wildlife?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
I hope JMG spills orange juice down his favourite t-shirt and gets an eyelash stuck in his eye
YEAH! I WENT THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
MODS! MODS! MODS! MODS! MODS!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
You harsh bastard
may the wind blow cold upon your nipples
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
I hope no-one clicks 'I like this' and you get stepped.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
I wish I could actually care about this

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
CCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR333333333333333333!!!1111111111oenoenoeeneoneeoe

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
Oh gilgy that's horrid
that TWO things :(

You're horrid
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
SHITBAGS!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
I hope he tucks into his favourite tripe pie but finds there's actually a boiled towel in there

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
Wud u lk snugglewuggelz and sannywangiez gilgywilgy?

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(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
I thought we'd agreed that we weren't going to wish people dead anymore
and that we were going to wish they would stub their toes instead.

Or can you think of something harmless but is as equally shit as something like stubbing your toe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
Banging your funnybones.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
Both at once.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
I missed this memo.
But then again, I've never wished death amongst any of you.
As I feel nature will take most of you fat shits within 5-10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
tell nature to fucking bring it.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
I'm at a Wedding on Friday.
Can I borrow your Kendo get up?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
I'll be attending a wedding reception Friday evening.
How interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
I wish I was dead
TOUCHE!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
Oh I do the 5 metre 'coo-eee' straddle

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
a blowhole full of dicks
(if the person you are talking about is a sea mammal)
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
Starting a conversation about a film that you've just seen, starring whatsisname
oh god, I've completely forgotten his name. He was in...y'know. Oh, bollocks this is going to annoy me now.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
Splitting your nail down to the quick.
Getting a nettle sting in said injury.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
this is winning so far
Oh you've just made me think of another one, imagine nettle sting on your floofloo
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
Floofloo?
I thought it was foo-foo
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
unless there is a sick pig up it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
it can be anything you want it to be broadsword

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
Why aren't we wishing people were dead anymore?
Has someone died?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
no, but people are getting stepped for it

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
Who got stepped for wishing death?
Was it Friz? Please oh please let it be Friz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
If I get stepped for wishing I was dead I'll get really morose

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
SRS BSNS

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
you can't say it about anyone who's feeling upset at the time
unfortunately there's no way of telling who's upset so I recommend not wishing anyone was dead
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
Are we still allowed to insult one another?
Is swearing allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
We all have to be nice to each other now.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
I'm leaving.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
i thought we just had a laugh last night with friz?
then we clicked i like this on a few posts

some people need to lighten up and stop taking the internets srsly

man up ppls
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
Papercut
on the tongue.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
Wishing you could fly
right up to the sky
only to have your hopes cruelly dashed
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
I wish that all millitant vegetarians were dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
Banging your knee on something.
It's the most intense pain for about 3 seconds then feels lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
You know those really angry and undoubtedly closeted homosexual US Army types
who wear those silly hats and do nothing but shout at their recruits? Like Colonel whatsisface in Full Metal Jacket; what's that all about? No wonder nobody wants to join the army, you just get shouted at.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
I can't join the army :D
whooop!

Also, whilst searching for www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=hate+donkey+gums I just realised I'm a bit retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
actually, there's probably a number of gay subs in the army

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
this guy is the best fictional army man in the universe
www.imdb.com/name/nm0607703/

I don't think I have ever seen him in a non military role and he's always ace at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

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