I can't believe F1 don't have gazebos
Won't somebody think of the mechanics??
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)

i can't believe they can't vacuum the rain clouds away yet

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)

or even a pvc-constructed sunroom built onto the back of a mock-tudor bungalow

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

Even that would be something

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

Fuck gazebos.
They should introduce some excitement. Perhaps they could consider doing absolutely anything else instead.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)

EXTREME SUDOKU

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

............S..........U.........D
0..........K.......... ..........U
1..........5.......... ...........5
............H..........1..........T
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

Aha
Arrow word fan huh?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

\/..I...\/..H...\/..P
............A.......U
............T.......Z
............E.......Z
......................L
......................E
......................S
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)

they should get rid of the cars and just have the drivers running round the course holding a steering wheel at 200 mph

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)

Naked, with advertising tattooed on their cocks.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)

"This racer is sponsored by the Jamaican Tourist Board we hope you have a nice day."

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)

Oh! And he's tripped at the first corner!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)

I like this, they could make brrmbrrm! noises as they go and shout BEEPBEEEEP at anyone who gets in their way
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)

hah, classic dr preference satirical swipe at society

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

The bloke on the water-clearer machine has been waiting 15 years for this moment, they laughed at him in collage, his parents disowned his career choice... but now is his chance to shine.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)

and still they laugh....

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)

Some cunt on facebook just said the exact same thing.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)

Bloody plagarists

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)

They must be _very_ attractive to be so whitty.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)

He's got a touch of Israel about him.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)

i just checked some of their profile pics and yeh, pretty attractive, i wanked over one or two of them.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

They should get another one
and race them
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)

I used to be in evil gazebo

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)

YES!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)

I was the drummer.
That singer was a tool...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

Mike thought of the mechanics.
Don't know how he felt about gazebos though.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)

Anyone else
think Eddie Jordan looks a lot like Ted Glenn from out of off of Postman Pat?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

Lewis Hamilton has been given a loyalty card by the stewards

( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

they all need a bivvy

( mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

Bivvy F1 needs to happen

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)

COCKS!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)

yes hello
the alarm went off
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)

hello dr honk

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

what was the point in that?
you were doing so well before.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)

Because he hadn't been seen today?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)

a little bit of joy
in an otherwise grey and boring internet
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)

you might get joy out of cocks
hardly anyone else on here does.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)

I get a great amount of joy out of my cock.
What are you? Some sort of asexualist?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)

plural cocks?
your cock in combination with another cock? Does that light your fire, Shambles?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)

the Good Doctor has always had a bit of the docker about him

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)

about inside
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)

i like watching films where women get multi cocks, reminds me of pin ball when you get multi ball

( mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

They use the same music too.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)

bang a rang
that was the noise the 'hook' film pinball played, imagine that
( mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)

Crikey.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)

i think this is why pinball machines are banned or somethink
dunno
( mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)

I like it when the extra large black ball is released.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)

saucy

( mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

I like it when the extra large black ball releases its sauce.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZshZp-cxKg
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)

that would be a lot of cocks

( mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)

It's not gay if you high five or discuss the relative merits of superchargers and turbos.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

Alright MW

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

alrite SSS

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

Touched up any kids today, or is that just school days?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)

excuse me do you often rudely butt in to other peoples conversations?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

So have you?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)

you know AB, i'm jealous of you
if you ever become homeless you can just move into wiccas fanny
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)

rememeber when you thought it was funny that i lived in my car? you took the piss out of that, that was funny, you and the frisbee lad found it great

( mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)

it was funny
i've lived in my car for a few weeks. great times.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)

you might like fishing, we could do that on our motorbikes

( mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)

i used to like fishing when i was younger
so perhaps
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)

h t
i was they were
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)

Does that really count as a conversation?

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

It's the longest MW has ever spoken to a girl, on or off-line.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)

Nothing like pity to make you feel a bit whorish :(

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)

I don't know about anyone else here, but I've got my swiss army knife out to put a notch in my bedpost, just because I was here when the conversation happened.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)

i've already cut one of my bedposts off

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

Better than your wrists and if you get some ketchup out you get the same amount of attention.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

i don't crave attention unless it's from the internet
the internet has been compared to God
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

Does anyone have bedposts these days?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

i've got three

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

I wish you'd reply to your FB chat Gonz
I'm on tenterhooks here
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

0o0o0oh, my work computer must be on FB Chat.
*Logs in*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)

I feel snubbed. SNUBBED.

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)

it does to me :(

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

You should probably go outside and meet some real people then

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)

it's a bit wet tho
i will be out tomorrow i think i'll just enjoy my pear cider at the moment though. thanks for your advice
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)

ps. fancy a shag?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

Eww :(

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)

it's ok i've got a penis

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

I can't even begin to imagine the horrors that lurk therein

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)

it's got two freckles on that look like a vampire bite
i think it probably is a vampire bite.

too much info? fine then.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

Haha, you got a blowjob from a mosquito and it gave you the clap.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)

:(

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

Is this your usual method?

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

i don't have methods
that i'm aware of
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

Thank fuck

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)

i just talk to people
sorry if i've caused offence
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)

This June weather , huh?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)

man i'd almost finished my roof as well
bah
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

I would like to see some rude titties please

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)

(. Y .)

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)

WOW
The rudest
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)

(. Y . Y .)
Three tits? Awesome!
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)

the triple breasted whore of eroticon five?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhcdccH8gz1qaapqto1_500.gif
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)

that looks like her
but that's from total recal not a douglas adams book
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)

Total recall > douglas adams
discuss
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

well zaphod...HANG ON A MINUTE!
they stole douglas adams brain!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

You make me wish I had three hands

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)

You two handed freak!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)

everyone point at the FREAK! Thricely!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)

:(

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

It's ok
Although I do pity that you're too inadequate to wobble three breasts.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

This is only the latest in an inadequate list of my inadequacies

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

it's just one disappointent to another for you isn't it

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

As B*witched say
C'est la vie
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)

i don't need this at this time, no offence

( mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)

love you babe

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)

i'm glad someone does, it is a harsh world out there

( mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

attn gonz
what did that girl reply to your superb code message with

you are a charmer ;)
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)

Probably a 416 or 406 error
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)

More like a 418

( CowJam, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)

POUND MY VAG GONZ!
no doubt
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

Police reference number as proof

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)

He can't answer, he's balls deep
Pile driving away at her pink handbag while simultaneously spelling out PHP on her back as she moans a skein of machine code into his ear
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)

"Ooh Gonzo, PUSH BP!"
"Oh yeah baby, I like it when you talk assembly."
"Gonzo I'm going to MOV AX, 4C00H / INT 21H!"
"Yeah, yeah, take it bitch! INT 21H! INT 21H!"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)

This could just be you hitting your face off the keyboard man
I don't speak no damn nerd talk
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)

This whole thread smells like lynx, stale spunk and old tshirts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)

That's what my entire office smells like
AND I was in the toilets earlier and no less than three people didn't wash their hands, two of them after having a shit. This place is terrible.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)

If value =hollyoaks then action='hold hands';

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)

Hes probably injecting a query into her database.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)

Haha, like a query is his penis and a database is vaginal.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

It's doubly appropriate as her vagina is also full of tables.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)

Security certificate refused!

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)

STOP 0x00000024, 0X0000024, 0X24, NTFS_FILE_SYSTEM
Wait, I think I did this bit wrong
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)

Alright Dr Geoff Honkington

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)

alright badge
think wickham will leave us?
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)

The talk is that he's got a release clause in his contract if offers in excess of £10M come in. I suspect that unless we get an utterly stupid offer he'll stay.
He's always struck me as a sensible lad who'll probably fancy a chance of regular first team football partnering a proven goalscorer with us before going Elsewhere next season.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)

how long have we had a proven goalscorer

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)

Since friday.
Chopra.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)

They are going to call him Chopra Harris

( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)

badass
I'm well behind on paying attention to it. Have my own sporting endeavours to pay attention to!
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)

access denied

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

*Scrolls down*
I deeply hope this girl is awesome enough.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)

Not gonna say, but hopefully it's good stuff =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)

WOOP WOOP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oNehhoxqY
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

After your last song my headphones stopped working
I'm not correlating this but it's an event that happened, I cannot listen to my pc until I get home
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

OMG OMG OMG
Buffering......
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

I liked the bit at the end, and also the bit where the image went round.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

The funny thing is, it did actually take you long to put four cans of special brew in the fridge.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

don't let on because it will spoil it, but i did some other stuff in this time too
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)

YOU DONT SAY

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

and still the child weeps

( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

Great for a hangover, that.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)

I was going to go for a swim but I've accidentally drunk a litre of chocolate milk
and that video isn't helping
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)

A litre of chocolate milk?
Are you my ex girlfriend?
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)

But I never eat anything.
Why am I getting fatter?
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)

SNORTS ALL THE CHOCOLATE MILK IN THE WORLD
AND NOT EVEN REAL MILK, FUCKING SOY MILK
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

I can be, how much chocolate milk do you offer?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)

Seven skins

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)

The singer from shit band Anal Cunt died today
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_Putnam
In tribute pick your favourite shit Anal Cunt song.
No need to listen to the actual songs, they're all shit.
( Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

Hungry Hungry Hippos is my favourite track
It reminds me of a childhood spent by the beach, the wind in my hair, the salt of the spray on my tongue. Childhood and freedom and a time almost beyond reach.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

I preferred The Locust.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

I generally prefer music where some prick isn't growling like a pitch-shifted bear with a headache.

( Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

Mr Bungle!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

Decrepit Birth

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

My thats awful shite.
The music that is, having a heart attack inst great either mind.
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)

I like Technology is Gay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=klwTOExMPoQ
( CowJam, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

Does anybody know if baldmonkey has put the shopping away yet?
I checked on google, but it didn't have the answer.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)

I believe he's done that and is now having a piss.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

Clever move.
The Germans won't have been expecting that.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

I'll bet he hasn't.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

I'm going to buy some bathrooom cleaner and some fish fingers after the motorbikes have finished on the telly if that's any help?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)

No thanks, I'm making a green curry.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

Oh well, at least I asked
Back now
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

I'm back now.
But I have to put the shopping away.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)

Shouldn't take long to stick 4 cans of special brew in the fridge

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE!
I'M TOTALLY MAKING A SONG ANBOUT THIS.................
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

Like the way the South African government "put away" Stephen Biko?
You monster.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

I prefered phil silver's portrayal over steve martin

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)

you poor man
I have a butler that puts my shopping away for me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

I just don't buy any shopping I'm not going to force down my gullet in twenty seconds anyway

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

a sensible policy for a happy life

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)

Live fat, die young, leave a wide coffin

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)

Dieting is for people that hate themselves
Don't get me wrong..I DO hate myself, but it has nothing to do with food.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)

if its food shopping eat it all in one greedy mess

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)

I made scrambled eggs

( moohalaa, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)

what happened next?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)

I ate them and put the pan on the worktop side
then I had a peanut butter and jam toasted sandwich
and a cup of chamomile tea
and now I'm listening to Slayer
while sitting on one of my guitar amps because I don't have a bar stool in here
( moohalaa, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)

is this still happening?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

it is, it is

( moohalaa, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

You Toasted a peanut butter and jam sandwich?!
You're a mad man
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)

make two slices of toast
put peanut butter on one and jam on the other AND PRESS THEM THE FUCK TOGETHER
( moohalaa, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)

PATENT IT QUICK

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)

I found a pretty web developer girl on OK Cupid so I sent her the following message..... OH GOD, I'M GOING TO BE SINGLE FOREVER

<?php if ( ! defined('BASEPATH')) exit('No direct script access allowed');
class OKCupid extends CI_Controller {
  
  var $curUser;
  
  function __CONSTRUCT() {
  parent::Controller();
  $this->curUser->load($this->session->get_userInfo('loggedUser'));
  }
  
  public function index() {
  $prettyGirl = '*****';
  
  if ($this->curUser->getResponceCount($prettyGirl) < 0) {
  if ($this->curUser->timeSinceLastMessage($prettyGirl) > (time() + (24 * 60 * 60))) {
  if ($this->_attempt($prettyGirl)) { $this->layout->view('wait-a-bit'); } else {
  $this->curUser->setInfo(array('dinner' => 'pot noodle', 'telivision'=>'Come Dine With Me', 'mood' => 'gutted'));
  $this->layout->view('exit');
  }
  }
  } else {
  if ($this->	curUser->getLatestResponceInfo($prettyGirl, 'mood') == 'possitive') { 
  $this->layout->add_message('WOO HOO');
  } else {
  $this->layout->add_message('Never mind dude, plenty of fish and all that');
  }
  
  $this->layout->view('echo');
  
  }
 }
  private function _attempt($username) {
  $you = new User('username', $username);
  if ($me -> getMsgAttempts($you) < 1) {
  $this->layout->add_message("Remember to play it cool, give it a day or soo");
  $this->messaging->($me, $you, "Hello !", "Hi, you seem cool, how are you?");
  $this->curUser->addMsgAttempt();
  }elseif ( $me -> getMsgAttempts($you) > 0 && $me -> getMsgAttempts($you) < 2) {
  $this->layout->add_message("OK, but chill out, maybe she's busy or something");
  $this->messaging->($me, $you, "Alright there?", "I'm not sure if you got my last message, maybe something messed up, anyway, hello, how are you doing?");
  $this->curUser->addMsgAttempt();
  }else {
  $this->layout->add_message("She's not in interested");
  return false;
  }
  return true;
  
  }
  }
  

?>

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

Oh Gonz

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

Do you mean
"Oh Gonz, this is awesome!"
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)

Hush, child who thinks dressing as Optimus Prime while having your winky dangling out of the costume
And saying to ladies TOUCH MY MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP is a 'smooth move'
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)

Totally works though

( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)

yeah
spango is still going out with cr3
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

haha
virgin
( moohalaa, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

What does this do?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)

Keeps him in wanks for an eternity

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)

Using the internet to facilitate wanking?
The man's a genius.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

IT GOT ME A MOTHER FUCKING REPLY ! YES ! =DDDDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

WELL DONE!
Or is it?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

You know, gonz, I don't mean to piss on your chips, but you do realise that this is going to be another one of Wormulus's hilarious japes?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)

Nah', I don't think so, she knows to much about web stuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)

Look, you're a decent bloke.
Just tidy yourself and your home up and stop having "friends" like everyone here.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

i've fed the birds
what good thing have you done so far today
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

not all of them, obviously

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

I had a bird shit on my car the other day
I won't be taking her out again
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

Nothing, I haven't got up yet

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

pics or gtfu

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

I saw a spider drowning in the dog bowl so I rescued it.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

that was very nice of you
two brownie points
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

I've done a writing test
Is that good? I hope I done good.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Did you take the lid off the pen?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

It was done in Word so all I had to do was bash my fat hands against the keyboard
Onto a winner here
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

Did you remember to take the lid off the keyboard?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

FUCK
Not again
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

I had to hand write a letter the other day
It looked horrible, and I have completely forgotten how to spell
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

I did some essays a few months back
After a few minutes I had to resort to dropping my pen every few words because it hurt, so long since I last did anything other than sign my name
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

did you remember not to repeat the word fuck twenty times

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

I'm trying to write a website specification before tomorrow
I fucking hate these things, especially as I'm also having to research what the website software actually does first before I start.
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

I had to be tested not just on writing ability but knowledge of certain tasks
Frantic googling sorted me out there
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

I feel like doing a test or an exam or something
last thing I did was a pub quiz, and I didn't do very well.
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

I've been watching Le Mans all morning. This is a good thing.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

i fed the birds to the cats

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)

Had the good manners not to get it in her hair
I'm all of the gentleman. Good morning, Internet.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)

WORST.
HAIRDRESSER.
EVER.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

Lies!
Hang on, suggestively eating a Refreshers lolly here.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

sent an email to a company praising one of their products
thought about making scrambled eggs

because scrambled eggs are good right? I think I might make some.
( moohalaa, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

I@VE MADE THIS FOR WHEN I AM CROWNED GLORIOUS MOD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaF6HzMGDdQ
way better than a shitty nawty step
NOW I'LL GO SHOPPING
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)

Thats certainly a thing.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

I did a picture of you sir
alexcomex.tumblr.com/post/6446818073/curse-that-baldmonkey-always-banning-me-from

please do not ban me
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

EXCELLENTS!
*bans*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

Why have you got a picture of my cat?
You shitty potato head.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)

I'll be honest, that combined with the painkillers I'm on is making me feel really quite ill.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

It just made me feel disappointed

( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)

Haha, I don't think it's really fair to say Baldmonkey doesn't have an ounce of tallent and is the musical equivilient to those people on /board who flip a picture horizontally to make them look like they're "dancing".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)

pffft
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

I don't think it's far to say that he spends time doing these videos and recording music
while his wife and child (kids?) are crying in the lounge after he rails against them after they ask him if they want to go to the park to play as he doesn't want to the go to the park and play as soon someone will discover his videos and he'll be the next Bo Burnahm
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)

I don't know, noits got a point there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

shit!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)

let's do a wings tribute concept album, banned on the run
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

Genesis
The Banned of Confusion
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)

does your family know what you do on here?

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

What's your favourite war, eh?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

The Glorious Revolution.
Mainly because the English still can't concede that it was a war and that we lost it without a proper fight like a bunch of proper fucking pansies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)

I'm quite fond of the 100 days war of 1815.
Fair play to the English, they played the lead role in the winning coalition.
But let's face it, no country likes to admit wars it didn't win. You people even like to claim WW2, where you came third.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

Irish civil war.
I'm off out to get some breakfast. Laters.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

There was only about a month of decent fighting in that.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)

War of Jenkins' Ear
Damn that damnable ear
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

THAT LOBE WAS ALWAYS OURS.
Our forefathers ploughed it.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)

The Civil War
except it wasn't.
(TheMooseAreLoose, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

Which one wasn't?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)

either the great war or the berrin war

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

The "great war" is just a clever piece of branding.
The Thirty Years War would shit all over it.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

it's the only war you can't see from space

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

If you stand on the Great Wall of China you can see the moon.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)

The Edwin Starr one.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)

The what now?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)

Shocking pop culture fail you are
lmgtfy.com/?q=edwin+starr+war
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

Not an actual war, I see.
*disappointeds*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

The Russia Vs Berwick upon Tweed one.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

Great speech from the Soviet Ambassador at the end of that.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)

Finland Vs Russia

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

Cool.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

The war on drugs

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)

It's a shame drugs won

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

You're a shame drugs won.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

got any Banging Draaaags?

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)

I am a child of drugs

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)

You're mum's a drug.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)

You're bum is a drug

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

Stop trying to cut it into lines.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

War of the Third Coalition
mainly because it had the battle of Trafalgar in it
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)

I am about to start a book about Waterloo
so all may change.
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)

Yeah
no replies, you can't handle my war
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

HAPPY FATHERS DAY
virgins
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

Next week you cunt.
Good morning folks.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

Shit.
I think I just committed a mass kidnap.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

I would say 'It isn't Father's Day'
But you'll just reply with 'that's the joke' and you'll use a multi-syllabic insult or just call me a dunce, so I'll stay quiet, ta.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

Can I call you a name anyway?
I was hoping to call someone a name.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

Yeah go for it
Skewer me on your wit
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

Fred.
Bob.
Jean.
William.

That's all I got.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

I was expecting to feel bad but not this bad
I will now cut myself and cry the lyrics to 'Boys Don't Cry' by the Cure
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

He was plainly addressing only virgins so we're all virgins.
We should arrange an orgy.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

Yeah lets all poke each other with stubby members
WOO B3TA ORGY 2011
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

I has a facebook poking program.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

Ugh you sicken me
e-poking is for e-virgins
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

E-poking is all I get.
Don't make fun or I'll e-insult you.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

I has a facebook poking programenis
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

you have ear handles.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

GNOC GNOC GNOC

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

This will be my 26th fathers day.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

You have 26 Fathers?

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

HAPPY JESUS DAY!

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

Jesus is my daddy.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

No that was Bruce Wayne

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

I reckon that Jesus had a bunch of kids, assumping he was real that is.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

You mean 'had' in the sense of sexed right up?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

You are free to draw your own perverse conclusions.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

You want me to draw a picture of Jesus having sex with children??
What sort of a monster are you?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

A Virgin.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

Is it father's day?
Nobody told me.
( Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

19th Or so I've been informed

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)

Oh, it's not, ok.
Anyone got any advice about which software to get in order to put a series of photos together into a film with minimum stress involved? It can be expensive software, it's all free in China.
( Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)

Ah you want Super Photo Amalgamtor 28

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)

But seriously I don't know, I've used Sony Vegas for film based stuff before, but Windows Movie Maker might do things a bit more simple.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)

Got Sony Vegas already,
it's good, but it's not made for this job.
Animation software's more what I'm thinking of.
( Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

What do you actually want to happen?

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

I have a few thousand individual pictures,
I want to sequence them into a film.
Ideally I'd prefer not to have to do them one-by-one.
( Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

Open the first one in Windows Picture Viewer and put a heavy weight on the right arrow key

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

I like the cut of your jib.
He could film it on a camcorder for maximum benefit
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

This could be up your street
fixounet.free.fr/avidemux/
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

196 days til christmas!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

Better get some cards written!!

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)

they need fucking making first
im lacking inspiration this year
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

Hang a bauble from each nipple

( CowJam, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)

Where's she going to get three christmas baubles in June?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

From the attic, duh!
Or if she's like me from the "waiting to be put in the attic" pile in the spare room.
( CowJam, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

youre an odd sort

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

Santa Bumming all his reindeer.
While a snowman puts his carrot up his bum bum
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

:(
jeez whats wrong with you all? youre on all fucking heat or something
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

It's virgins only in this thread.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

Making them?
Why not just fish last years out of the bin and tip-ex out the names like the rest of us?
( Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

It doesn't really matter.
She doesn't actually send them out.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6574524
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

dewd mine are the shiz
last year i made little pac-man/pac-tart kissing under the mistletoe ones. old boy downstairs killed it though, he'd turned my card inside out and wrote on that before presenting me with it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

I did a comic featuring our own lovely BALDMONKEY
alexcomex.tumblr.com/post/6446818073/curse-that-baldmonkey-always-banning-me-from

What have you done eh? Nothing I bet.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:31, archived)

Fuck off back to /links etc

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)

You're right, I've done fuck all

( SuperMatt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)

GOSH it's you!
How do? How are you? HELLO!
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)

Hello, hi, I'm fine
How do you do?
( SuperMatt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)

I'm GRAND like a stately gentleman
This place is quiet these days. If you listen carefully you can hear the faint rattle of a corpse's last breath echoing from its gullet
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)

Is it still full of posturing from b3tans that really shouldn't be allowed to say anything?

( SuperMatt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)

There's a few but they're a bit more spread out than before
They usually appear early evening, that's the Time to Avoid
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)

That's the time I'm normally away from the internet anyway.
As long as the endless vomit of people posting "lol look at me" has finished, I might actually poke my head back in here some more.
( SuperMatt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)

Yeah s'not bad during the day nowadays
Only criticism is that it's quiet
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:45, archived)

Christ, there's still posts from this time yesterday on the board
I remember the good old days when Friz would make sure that couldn't happen.
( SuperMatt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

Friz is permabanned yo
Dude's gone, for good
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)

I had forgotten about Friz.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Oh we're plugging this up here now are we?

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)

Yeah I reckon no-one will mind some beakering at ridiculous o'clock on a Sunday morning

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)

Me Me Me Me ME ME ME MEEEEE!

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)

I grow fat on your attention

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)

I'm goign to make 20 new threads, to drop you right down, commencing, NOW!

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)

going as well.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)

GONG

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)

So far this morning I have...
made breakfast for the three of us.
hung out a load a of washing.
put another load of washing in the machine.
ironed Mini-Ninjas and my gii (hers for her brown belt karate grading, mine so I can hit someone in their black belt kickboxing grading).

Later I shall 'suit up' for official black belt jobs, attend gradings, hit people, have lovely Sunday dinner at the parents.
( jenpots, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)

Aww Breakfast, Yes!
I had Wheetos, the chocolate ones.
Was the last of the milk though.
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

Toast, I'm not a fan of cereals.

( jenpots, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)

Do you Marmite?

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

not a fan of Satan's jism.

( jenpots, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)

Jam it is then or marmalde?
With small ones, do you do the chocolate spread or even the peanuty Butters.
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)

Not often no.
All three of us are quite happy with just butter.
( jenpots, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

Yeah yeah that's probably more imrpessive than my 'dicking in Paint for two minutes'
That sounds like a great Sunday. Man you've done loads already
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

Meh, normal day
I always run around like lunatic first thing on a morning.
( jenpots, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)

I've done lots.
Mainly run around chasing the little one.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

NET GUN!

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

Add electricity for the most fun.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

Wrong. I've made pizza from scratch, I've finished a drawing, and I"ve read over 15 lectures worth of reading and notes for my exam on Wednesday..
so there.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

is it morning there?

( jenpots, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

nah evening.
How're you, LOVELY Jenpots?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Ah grand
Just gonna toddle off and do real life things now.
( jenpots, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

WHAT KIND OF PIZZA
This is important.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

erm.... it has olives, onion, pineapple, spinach leaves, capsicum, fetta and garlic.
so, a yummy one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Needs more hefty slabs of meat
But the rest is nice. I give it pizza out of ten
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

GARBLE GARBLE WAKI WOO

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 6:37, archived)

There is a moth on your post.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 6:50, archived)

There's a huge bowl of Tom Yum Ghai downstairs with about ten thai ladies getting tucked in to it...
And that's exactly what they sound like.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 6:50, archived)

OH BOY it's SUNDAY
This is my Friday and it's always SILLY day at work
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:12, archived)

YAY! SILLY SUNDAY!
You know it's just going to be You and I here for the next few hours right?
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:23, archived)

Oh yeah, no fucker posts on here on Sunday mornings, they're all too busy eating breakfast or sleeping or getting various body parts sucked on
Or church, I suppose.

Today's comic features a b3tan. BUT WHO!?!?!?!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!?!?!?
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:24, archived)

Oh I hope it's Baldmonkey, he does some things on the internet.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:25, archived)

Well you've ruined that one

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:26, archived)

I was hoping to keep people guessing right up to the last minute, but no, you ruined it

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:26, archived)

Oh is it Baldmonkey? I didn't know.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:30, archived)

Turd
Ruiner
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:31, archived)

Well would you look at that, Hes quite the popular guest on this "show".
alexcomex.tumblr.com/
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)

I have a tumblr
and I'm going to bed g'night
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:46, archived)

alright b3ta.com/talk

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)

alright b3ta user 1586?

( FIEND, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)

alright fiend

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 3:09, archived)

hey boiiii

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 3:10, archived)

fight the power
yeaahh boiiiiiiiiiiiiii
( FIEND, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 3:18, archived)

hey

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 4:50, archived)

alright rnuk

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 7:40, archived)

God, I'm proper internet tonight.
I'm home alone, sober, having been out only to visit my parents and now I'm posting above JMG.

What should I be getting upset about?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

i'm internet too,
also watching movies,
just alone you know, a few beers, but alone, shame, still i figured if i can't be awesome out with people i could be awesome in alone, worked out alright, i feel fine.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

I might have a lovely whisky in a minute.
Jura or Glenlivet?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

rev james!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)

I'm listening to Tom Waits' album 'Alice' whilst drinking my whisky.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

i can do such a good tom waits impression
that i am meant to be singing at a small cardiff festival, in his style. how about that for some breaking ssg news eh?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

GET IN.
We may have GMoS coming to visit in a few weeks time. He's bringing his melodeon. We're going to record a folk song.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

not invited as per

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)

I've just realised that 'Alice' has finished, quite a while ago.
Going to bed here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)

why do you bully me so?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)

This is definitely going on the blog.
VIVA SSG!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

when are you coming to cardiff?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)

We've got Michael Chopra now, no reason to ever go there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

yeh look that isn't an excuse, talk to the doveston about football and get your own cricket team before you talk to me about sport yeh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

Hardcore internet people never have a real reason to get upset.
They just want to do it the loudest. In the biggest font.
On the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)

jmg, i have been working on being awesome,
i think i could even give you a few tips now.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

BONZA!
We should hold a convention for awesome people.
No mingers.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

i worked out how to deal with the old mental,
every time it starts kicking in, in my head i go, right, i'm not gonna be mental today, i'm gonna be awesome, and then i be awesome for the rest of the day. works suprisingly well.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

*Punches the air*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

What's the JMG view on the ITFC signings of Chopra and Ingamarsson?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

I'm knee deep in our own issues.
It seems we're only buying people who speak French.
Including Demba Ba. I'm glad Aberdeen is so far North on that one.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

Ginola must be involved

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)

Because he's worth eet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)

You horrid repetitive bald bully
I'm not upset I'm just trolling you
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

Are you standing in for MW?
He's gone quiet. He must be with Girlfriend.pdf
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

She's real and everything, he told me.
He's never told easily dissected lies about anything on here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

i enjoyed this filename joke

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

I've just spotted it, thanks to your post.
Excellent work.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

*cricket applause*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)

genocide

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

think i should sleep.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

The lack of any decent television ever AT ALL

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)

my poor nan

( mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)

Me, not being at the northern non-bash and instead being here at work with just a lentil curry and a milkybar yogurt for company.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

Everything, it's all quite depressing.
Or the health service.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:47, archived)

Lack of booze

( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)

surplus of booze

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 2:06, archived)

I saw "The Hangover: Part Two" today..
Now I'm home.
What have I missed on here, then?

Fill JMG in on advances.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

your mums cunt

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

Calm down.
You'll only tell us you aren't upset.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

i'm not
love you!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

Is it true that you touch up children?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

I'm fourteen.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

a tragic glamorgan loss, despite RDB Croft's finest efforts,
that old dog still has it man, he still has it.
Back home now, my son, the doveston, is out playing poker, not sure i approve of gambling at his age.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

You need to clip him round the ear and take his winnings.
Then make him smoke an entire box of fags. One by one.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

i remember the kennedy's did that, on neighbours, gave their son asthma,
i ain't making the same mistake.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

I'm happy to leave the raising of the Welsh youth in the capable hands of SSG.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

I just learned that he got to the final table,
that's my boy.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

WE'RE QUIDS IN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

Daddy's getting a new pair of shoes!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

sorry man but im eating a kebab....foooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

Pace yourself, HBLC!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)

I played cricket alll day, i thought i deserved something fatty,
How the devil are you JMG?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

Canny.
I went to the cinema with a *ir* and she had ice-cream.
She asked if I wanted any. If she didn't it would have all kicked off.

I declined. I'm no ice-cream licking puffter.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

Well I just finished L.A, Noire, you may touch me now.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

Did you complete the add-on levels?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

Not yet, I need to download them.
Lots of real people were motion captured for this game.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)

I am doing some vice case
but getting rather bored now
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

Keep with it, the underlying story arc is excellent.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)

Just watched 'Paul'
It was good. Not great, but a nice way to pass some time.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

pear cider is alrite

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

r cider dophilia
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

tru dat

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

Fuck sake.
I'm getting all emotional at Forrest Gump again. :(
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

fucksake

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

nice one perry

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

hey man, how's it going these days?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

yeh you know it's going alright

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

cool man good to know
i only got three hours sleep last night so i should sleep ok tonight which is good. er, *twiddles thumbs*
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)

sounds fabbo!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

r v
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

A big sand cock
was drawn in the middle of our road right outside our house over night.

10 foot of glorious erection...

Being gloriously growed up I laughed at it all day and then stood in the middle of the road in my socks with a broom trying to get rid of it. And failed.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle?
A bicycle doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
( moohalaa, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)

LACIST

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)

a bloke puts up four small pink tents in a farmers field
the farmer says "that's a little camp"
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)

Waiter Waiter, Do you have frogs legs?
Yes sir. I was the subject of a genetic engineering experiment that went horribly wrong.

-- trev n simon
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

how do you make a gay man shag your girlfriend?
shit in her mouth.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

I thought it was shit in her cunt.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

either way
it's a shitty joke. what's wrong with doing her up the wrong 'un too?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)

that is more difficult than you might imagine

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)

I guess you could use a setting agent or freeze it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)

putting shit in her cunt is a lot easier than shitting in her cunt.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)

yah', when you put it like that, I guess you're right.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)

You've had a good think about this.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)

i can't imagine a bad think about this

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)

Hear about the magic tractor?
Went up the road and turned into a field
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)

why do girls wear make up and perfume?
because they are fat ugly bitches.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)

It's funny because it's true!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)

how many irish does it take to change a lightbulb?
12, one to be a useless retarded alcoholic and the other eleven to starve to death due to lack of potatos.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

How many George Bushes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fackin' loads, 'cos he's sao fick!!!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it into the oven until its bill withers..
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)

Q. Do you know the way to San Jose?
A. Yes.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

..that smell
do try to keep up at the back
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

THAT IS WHAT YOUR MUM SAID TO ME LAST NIGHT

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

Why did you try sweep it up?

( CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)

saturday night
why am i still here?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)

no girlfriend?

( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)

apart from girlfriend.jpg, no :(

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

not to worry
I don't have a girlfriend either.
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)

Yeah, I was wondering.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

why? Do you want to be my girlfriend?

( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)

yeah if you like.
I can wear lippy and tight skirts, if that's what you like.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

you would make a very hairy girl.

( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

I can shve.
Oh man, you really are the man of this relationship, critical of my appearence already, next you'll be saying saying my bum does look big in this.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)

stubbly girl... no thanks.

( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)

isn't sugaring
meant to be the way forward?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)

*runs away crying*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)

I bet you run like a girl

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

If you like

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)

Wait, I thought you had a totally real, not made up in any way shape or form girlfriend.
Who is totally real and everything.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

renaming the files doesn't make it any better

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

saturday night
why are you still here?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

Why would I not be?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

real life

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

Dude, seriously, you got to stop this.
Maffers may have a kid at his age and be single, and as you imply, it's not an ideal situation at first glance, but Maffers seems to get so much joy from his lil'girl, far more than some slut in a short dress in the snow after a night out could do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

I swear you make less and less sense each time you post

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

It's not my fault that Planearm is putting everyone down tonight through subtext.
Hello Spang, how are you? How's life as part of the inter-rarti ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)

Hello Gonzy
inter-rarti? I dunno about that. Been working a lot, will be glad when I can take a little break. How are you?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

It sounds like you're enjoying it though, or at least enough not to be here.
Hah, by proxy at least, although perhaps more in your own right as you think. You know you've hit it big when you're going out for starbucks in Shorditch/Farringdon (islington in general) with the team and someone goes "Hay, isn't that [name]? Didn't [start up] just land the [big name] deal?" and then the next guy goes "Hay [name] !..." and introduces you.

Our new designer blogs for SmashingMagazine every now and then and said he'll get one of my articles in on APIs as he's seen my Facebook stuff. Words can not express the GLEE if that goes ahead I will have.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)

"as you think".... I know a few people in my office who would love the Dinohoodies.
and you got that bloke on the telly to wear one ! Deffo inter-rati.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)

yeah the new job is really great :)
learning lots and will hopefully have the opportunity to move upwards. How about you, I read a while ago you've been busy on a new thing at work?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)

Yup, absolutly loving it, can't really mention it on here yet but myself and the team have basicly re-written our main site (a social network).
I knocked the bug list down to '0' on friday so now we need to get the content teams involved and hopefully launch this week coming up. I've never worked on anything so big before so its all very exciting, and to think millions of people, each month, will see my work is a real 'wow'.

I just hope I don't do a Digg and lose people, but the design passes the tests by the really-really-non-technical people at work with their families, so it should be good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)

that could read so bad.

( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

Oh my, I didn't even think of that.
You've got a warped mind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

far too many years here.

( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)

It's ok Jenpots, it'll stop snowing soon.
Oh lordy, I'm on FIRE. This is why I'm not customer-facing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

oh yeah
Like I've ever been that type of woman.
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

Is he implying that Maffers likes really young girls.
Oh bad Gonzo.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

My name isn't MW.
I'm amazed he was able to type that new thread with all the excitement of possibly meeting a "like minded individual".

He'll be disappointed now.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

You'll need to see Gonzo, he's the one making the comment.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

gold

( mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

Real life is a 3 year old asleep upstairs and £40 in the bank.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)

I have kids.

( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

+all by the same blokes

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

eh?

( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

they all share the same father

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

then it would be bloke not blokes
and yes the ninjalings share the same Daddy.
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

having kids
was a good reason to not go out to me, rather than being something stopping me..!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)

come home from Playing Out
now I have Grown Up things to do like outgoings spreadsheets and washing up and job applications
( moohalaa, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

I had to work
tired now, watching BSG. Making dinner in a bit.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

I never watched every series, then seeing an episode from series 3 made me realise, I should watch all 4 as it was good.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)

I'm not really, playing la noire, its pretty damned good.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)

they're called
Kids.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)