worldofcrap.co.uk/2016/04/28/rainbow-episode-review-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-bungle/
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 15:32, archived)

Kids today don't know what they're missing

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 18:08, archived)

They'll never know the experience of going on Rolf's Cartoon Club or Top Of The Pops
and getting VIP treatment and a backstage pass
(dribble, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)

There's somebody at the door.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 18:48, archived)

It's Yewtree!

(dribble, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)

PJ and Duncan have kept quiet about Geoff, until now

(dribble, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 18:55, archived)

Were they the same as 'geordie racer'?
Also I think there was one about doing drugs and going 'through the dragon's eye'.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 20:32, archived)

Do you?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 19:42, archived)

not a patch on Hartbeat

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 19:56, archived)

He took his secrets to the grave

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 20:10, archived)

morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:19, archived)

hi
Which one is Hitler again? Is he dozer?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:22, archived)

hullo Hatto
I think, in a way, perhaps we're all dozer, aren't we?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:24, archived)

I know I am.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:29, archived)

Well whoever he is, he gets upset jolly quickly
Perhaps this isn't the place for him
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:36, archived)

bit.ly/3ahPKxd
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:46, archived)

I see

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:47, archived)

I think hitler is me?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:52, archived)

hang on, I thought *I* was

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:57, archived)

Am I still me? TH?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:41, archived)

wow this got deep real quick

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:44, archived)

I was going to turn this into a joke saying that I barked that up your Nan's minge last Christmas, or something
But I didn't. And I think that shows growth
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)

I showed your nan my growth last night

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:19, archived)

What did she recommend?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:20, archived)

Eye of newt

(dribble, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:03, archived)

Savlon and a lie down

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 19:17, archived)

it's about time we all grew up a bit m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:43, archived)

I think you're right
Maybe if we weren't so immature, Literally Hitler wouldn't have gotten quite so upset. This is supposed to be a community, after all
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:55, archived)

It's time to face up to some hard truths m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:08, archived)

PppppppffFffFFFFFarfffft

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 17:16, archived)

Raining

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:49, archived)

I was hoping to get out in the garden today
Miserable bloody weather
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:50, archived)

I have decided that I will not leave the house today.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:52, archived)

samesies
I got all the supplies I need for the weekend yesterday
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:58, archived)

Sensible

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:05, archived)

Vanian

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:06, archived)

Scabies

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:06, archived)

I will acknowledge this very clever joke
x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:23, archived)

very damned
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:16, archived)

fackin wazzing it down rudebwai style here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:52, archived)

Someone in the village knocked on the door to ask about my opinion on the current flooding.
I don't really have an opinion on the current flooding. It was an awkward conversation and I was in my dressing gown.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:53, archived)

should've flashed them a bit of cock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:59, archived)

"Well it's wet, innit"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:24, archived)

I also live up the hill, so my house won't ever flood.
Why should I give a shit about the lower village wankers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:47, archived)

Well quite

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:52, archived)

It might if your boiler fucks up.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:37, archived)

hello
dark and wazzing it down, the perfect indoors weekend
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:37, archived)

ra-ther

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 10:09, archived)

Afternoon
Cold and wet here, heating on and a nice cuppa
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:34, archived)

go fuck yourself, m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:56, archived)

'member when people would yell that at each other in pubs?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 4:18, archived)

Do that nowadays and you get arrested and thrown in jail

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 13:09, archived)

good night you crumbling sack of boring old bastards
hope you manage to sort out your sock drawers, whose kids are talking to which parents, manage to finalise your funeral arrangements, and, i dunno, locate those tulip bulbs you wanted for your spring garden etc etc

and in the twilight of your lives i hope you can still find the strength to go fuck yourselves.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:07, archived)

lol upset

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:15, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MycmIAERZuE
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:17, archived)

not bad for an old codger
had to turn the amps back on JUST FOR YOU i hope you're happy

because i am
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:20, archived)

I like how Bou makes elephants farting into d&b
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jedO9czY0E
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:23, archived)

not done with john b yet son
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:24, archived)

that john b track is a blinder tbf

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:25, archived)

it is with 2 12inch subs lol

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:26, archived)

remixed recently, I'm a bit meh about it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEooSCcbPTQ
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:26, archived)

i'm going in, again!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:48, archived)

oh that is heavy lol
damn i feel like i'm at 37000 feet. cabin pressure.
decent tune too, that bass tho, shieeet.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:31, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hCg6W7kf9g
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:36, archived)

ok i'm going in
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:38, archived)

your neighbours will thank you, probably

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:40, archived)

fuck 'em they're miles away

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:47, archived)

ok
so i'm not even playing that loud (like 1/4 power) and anything i touch is fucking shaking, doors, furniture, everything hahaha.

love it :D
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:46, archived)

bit more bou, not that one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsdtS65TyQI
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:48, archived)

off now, am on dj duties elsewhere, laters

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:55, archived)

love you sexy wonderful big willy handsome man x x x

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:56, archived)

that's a choon. that is a choon. love it.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:55, archived)

sweetest m ta for the heads up on the hippity hop doc on bbc 4, i hit record before your post was deleted

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:07, archived)

no flies on you

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:07, archived)

no, I'm wearing trackies

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:08, archived)

well i suppose halloween's kinda coming up.
getting into character or something are ya?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:10, archived)

You seem unhappy hitler, what's bothering you?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:16, archived)

i'm worried the whales ears are being hurt by submarines
i think that we should make the submarines fly in space to stop the whales getting tinnitus
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:23, archived)

wakki

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:32, archived)

haha you old cunt

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:36, archived)

I thought it was about Anna may wong, soz

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:19, archived)

anna's song was a good tune might have a listen on the youtubes

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:38, archived)

I've recorded that too
I'm expecting to get into a nerd rage at some of it but we'll see
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:20, archived)

and there was me thinking Queef was a big fan of Hitler

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Jan 2021, 20:36, archived)

Hitler was a fucking loser, hiw can you be a fan of that

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 20:42, archived)

less of the past tense please, mongy

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 20:58, archived)

will be?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:09, archived)

be y
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:13, archived)

puerile smiles

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:11, archived)

Hitler sure is a nasty drunk

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 20:43, archived)

i'm sober. i didn't start it. i'm sorry i thought this was fucking /talk not poxy mumsnet
i only apologised because he seems like such a useless fucking mess
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:00, archived)

oh. heartfelt.
you really are a bastard.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:01, archived)

that was your 'get out of jail free' card
you could have said you'd started on the sauce early, rather than admitting you were being a completely gratuitous cunt
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:03, archived)

the clue's in the name. get over it.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:35, archived)

actually i was being lighthearted jokes with no ill intent until he spazzed out at 18.00
i thought he was made of solid b3ta beans but he's just a shell like so many that have gone before him i spose.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:38, archived)

i'll light a candle in church on sunday

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:39, archived)

no, you were being a gratuitous cunt

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:41, archived)

I missed it and I can't be bothered scrolling down.
I'm sure I'll get up to speed if it's still rumbling on in a few days, otherwise I'll assume nobody gives a shit.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:46, archived)

oh NOW he chips in

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:48, archived)

or she, dunno, no offence

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:48, archived)

oh fuck off you sanctimonious prick

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:03, archived)

yeah nice one, 'Hitler'
edgy enough to take the handle of the biggest mass murderer in modern history, too fucking chicken to take ownership of your own cuntish behaviour

the real Hitler would have had you gassed within 15 minutes of meeting you
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:27, archived)

oh get a real hand you soft cocked nutsack
i bet this is the closest you've ever got to a bar room brawl. bet you're all fired up and bouncing around.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:29, archived)

lol attention-seeking internet beaker

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:30, archived)

et tu

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:33, archived)

alright spanishfly

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:36, archived)

woteva

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:37, archived)

we used to get along right well
i even know his real name which i shall never reveal altho he's being a bit of a nob
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:06, archived)

i've upset Queef and i would like to apologise because he's actually alright.
now i'm going away to do some community service and to pray for the sweet smell of forgiveness.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:51, archived)

way to kill the board hitler

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 20:27, archived)

not for the first time, son

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:01, archived)

Right, let's move on eh

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:19, archived)

moving on to the shop
fucking booze time
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:20, archived)

I'm on my 6th tin

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)

of? Baked beans? Skol?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:27, archived)

4 numbers at work , 2 hellen kellers at home

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:30, archived)

i used to drink a lot at work
eventually had to quit my job at the brewery.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:37, archived)

I'm on a £3 bottle of red from Asda, rocking it unemployed dole scum stylee

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:32, archived)

Is it nice?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:33, archived)

alright planearm anything good etc
it's drinkable, I'm no wine ponce, groceries.asda.com/product/all-other-grapes/southern-point-shiraz-merlot/910001436612
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

That reminds me, I'm running low on screenwash.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:41, archived)

i bet you are
the amount of frustrated climaxes you get through in a day
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:43, archived)

oh that is very witty :)

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:46, archived)

bit of lemonade takes the edge off
OR, if you're spanish, coca cola. tinto de verano (colour of summer) is a popular spanish drink. in case you're not up to speed, yes, red wine and coke.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

I'm not sure broadsword knows much about Spain

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:47, archived)

never heard of it

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:47, archived)

they build bridges over most of them these days i think

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:48, archived)

no m8
tinto de verano is red wine and lemonade

coca cola and red wine is a calimocho
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:49, archived)

Oh man no job yet?

Lol job
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:43, archived)

nah, gonna get round to that when everything's a bit less covid-y

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:51, archived)

Dearest b, you are not alone , for as long as I am breathing you live in my heart that is where I am employed by you.
X
(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:45, archived)

Sweetest m, your thoughts keep me going in this toughest of times xxx

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:47, archived)

Got a couple of 4-packs of strongbow
Going down nicely
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 20:40, archived)

#notmovingontilldomsgone

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)

dom Hitler
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:26, archived)

no-one appreciates it when i try to be nice

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:33, archived)

alright vaccine-hoarders, how’s tricks?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:27, archived)

Cant believe you've already triggered article 16 you hurt us

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:29, archived)

Welcome to the Brexit sir

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:30, archived)

I was against the euro tunnel, never liked Eurovision, and antonie de Cannes can fuck off, up yours delors

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:33, archived)

Not even a month out and war already declared, lol

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

as a european i hate europe and everything it's done to europe.
and me. mostly me.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:40, archived)

yes. absolutely.
we'll move on. i won't play the long game to make a united europe under Germany or anything.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:32, archived)

sieg heil!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:35, archived)

That's more like it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:41, archived)

I got this text today from my mate Jim who went liverpool 'KIWI POLLY BLOND AND SOFT PURPLE COOKIES KUSH
I do hope hes not serving up
(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:52, archived)

Oh no

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 20:48, archived)

hello

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:58, archived)

hello

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:59, archived)

hello queef
tell me something about yourself that i didn't know before and probably won't care about after
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:10, archived)

I play guitar in the Rolling Stones, but I use a fanny instead of a plectrum

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:14, archived)

already heard that one fuck off you dull cunt
not even about you is it. fucking hell.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:27, archived)

:(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:30, archived)

not noice

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:57, archived)

ooh I know one
Jackie Wilson's song Reet Petite was originally titled Queef Petite in dedication to Mr Richard's, but the record company grey suits wouldn't allow it.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:20, archived)

probably because of the smell

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:33, archived)

Supergrass had a lyric about keeping Queef nice and clean in their track Alright, until those damn record executives got involved

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:24, archived)

caught by the fuzz was an alrite track imo

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:34, archived)

n

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:41, archived)

oh do you still need to bang on about how your grandad thought he heard someone say 'fuck' once?
please do i've got a quiet night booked
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)

nice one, looking forward to reading your 3am conversations with yourself in the morning
they're always a lot of fun and in no way utterly tragic
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:53, archived)

i dunno, i guess i just like talking to someone that isn't a fragile fuck up that airs their dirty laundry online
then cries when they don't get an internet hug. talking to myself seems the only way to accomplish it these days.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:07, archived)

Yeah nothing says 'not a fuck up' like posting you've run out of alcohol at 3:30am when you have to get up for work 3h later
Teach me your ways o wise one
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:11, archived)

i'm sorry you can't handle your booze, i can drink and rock up for work bright as a button!
is that why your wife left you? and took the kids? were you an abusive drunk? i don't need much sleep in my life, fortunately alcohol creates within me a sense of whimsy, not aggression.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:17, archived)

^whimsy, not aggression

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:44, archived)

wh m
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:45, archived)

i know some pretty aggressive mimsies

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:49, archived)

I’ve seen a few in my time

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:50, archived)

(.)(.) 

 (v) --ROAR

 / \

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:56, archived)

lol

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:58, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:58, archived)

She's lion

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:02, archived)

now that's a proper growler

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:23, archived)

Yo hometime

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:01, archived)

fucking friday innit
bought some booze cozy night in
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)

Yeah , I got paid today, fairly pointless as I hadn't even dented last months pay

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:19, archived)

lend us a tenner

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:29, archived)

I'll give it to you

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:30, archived)

fucking legend

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:31, archived)

he meant 'up the arse'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:47, archived)

fucking legend

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)

leg end, surely?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:44, archived)

queef has put me on 2.0
*sadface*
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)

See now you've posted this by law of the internet everyone else has too

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:28, archived)

seems reasonable

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:31, archived)

I've been lolblanked by jr again :(
tonight's zoom was meant to replace the one that I got blanked on yesterday

I know it's how things will inevitably be but I'm still fucking down about it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:18, archived)

It's tough mate , maybe just send her a little text saying you live her and miss her, all you can do really. My lads very chatty if you want to speak to that nob

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:21, archived)

she popped up a minute ago, had a nice chat, all's right with the world

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:45, archived)

There you go , sorted. Teenagers ate very selfish and flaky, more so the girls

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:47, archived)

that's just eczema i think

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:50, archived)

ffs
what are the odds her mum's been 'distracting' her just to fuck with you?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:22, archived)

don't worry about it m8 it's not like you're missing anything you can't replace later on with depression induced alcoholism

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:30, archived)

you sure it's not her mum
not letting her go online because of some imagined transgression?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:41, archived)

she just called, a few minutes later she had to go and eat dinner
this happens every time, no matter what time of day it is
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:48, archived)

did she say 'i love you'?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:52, archived)

definitely the hand of petty interference

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:57, archived)

hello
my belly is full of beef green pepper. plops may occur.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:41, archived)

danger plops!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:51, archived)

the danger lies in the fact that i'm at my parents' house
and, while they both believe that a vaccine is useful, my brother is a covid denier and anti-vaxxer. i can't take the kids to my house and my parents need to have their jabs tonight - they've literally sneaked out of the house to get them so my brother doesn't know - so i'm the only one to look after the kids. that prick is putting us all in danger.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:10, archived)

have you tried turning your brother off and on again?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:21, archived)

if i managed to turn him off
believe me, i wouldn't turn the cunt back on again
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:40, archived)

aristoff and off and off
and aristoff
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:00, archived)

what does your brother think killed the 2+ million people who've died of COVID so far then?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:29, archived)

they were obviously suffocated by fake news

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:32, archived)

my favourite conspiracy theory of the day
is from the US congresswoman who thinks that the California wildfires were caused by a secret Jewish space laser
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:35, archived)

ha! like that laser was ever secret!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)

It was actually a false flag by me, fucking jews

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:40, archived)

fucking Arquillian cruiser, m8

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)

oh, the numbers have been lied about
there have been NOWHERE NEAR as many deaths as our LYING GOVERNMENT have claimed.he's also said that images of dead bodies in other countries are stock footage from films, which he could totally prove if he could be bothered. not to mention that people dying of heart attacks, cancer, being hit by buses, etc, have all been put down as covid-related deaths. he claims that, if it were real, at least one of his friends would have got it. pointing out that he has literally 2 friends and they're both fat, sweaty, neckbearded internet shut-ins who never come into contact with other people during normal times
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)

I've got a bridge to sell, if he's interested

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)

i'd very much like him to jump off one

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:45, archived)

What are there username?

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:44, archived)

you think i'd tell him about this place?
he'd call everyone here gay cunts who need to be killed off
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:49, archived)

Harsh but fair

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:52, archived)

we'd have him in tears within the day.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:55, archived)

i had a friend who is fit and healthy and goes into shops without a mask because 'i don't believe in it'
i tried to tell him it doesn't matter what you believe you could listerally cause people to irl die and he didn't give a shit.

so i had a friend who is fit and healthy and an absolute cunt.

we've fallen out and i haven't spoken to him for two months. have you tried not talking to your brother for two months?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:45, archived)

yes, my brother and I don't talk often
we do get on well, though, because he's not a cunt
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:48, archived)

i would gladly never talk to him for the rest of my life
but i very much doubt he'll ever move out of my parents' house. i'm considerably more intelligent than him which his misogynistic, narcissistic little mind can't deal with, so he will creep up behind me and shout "MONGOLOID!" down my ear, like the massive shitcunt he is.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:53, archived)

he sounds like the perfect fit for b3ta tbh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)

now you mention it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:58, archived)

he sounds awful. i'm sorry. have you considered hurting him?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)

broke his nose once
broke 3 of his toes by building a snowman around a bollard and letting his fucking inner bellend do the rest
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:00, archived)

no wonder he has trust issues

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:07, archived)

oh, he's chased me with a carving knife before now
and every single upstairs wall in my parents' house has holes plastered over that he did by losing his temper and putting his fist through the wall
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:10, archived)

Spectrum-tastic

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:12, archived)

Horace goes punching

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:15, archived)

where's wall-y

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:19, archived)

28 years old, he is

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:01, archived)

he's a constant source of embarrassment

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:04, archived)

Wrong login lols

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:06, archived)

lol

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:08, archived)

he's 48 in just over 2 weeks

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:07, archived)

if i was 48, and i lived with my mum, and i was a cunt
i'd probably kill myself.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:13, archived)

thank fuck i'm safe for a few years yet

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:14, archived)

KLF is the crew, ya hear yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)

KLF burnt a million pounds
i wish queef's mum could do the same
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)

They could have used that money for good
like building a Jewish Space Laser for example
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:43, archived)

forgive them, it's not surprising they couldn't see into the future uses of space lasers
what with it being 3am eternally where they live. nobody builds space lasers at that time of the morning.

imagine never being able to have a decent breakfast.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:48, archived)

yes, totally justified

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:51, archived)

well, quite.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:53, archived)

you've drummond that one to death

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:57, archived)

Hey, you, the /chat steady crew
Another lockdown weekend is here. Ho fucking hum.

Indonesian curry tonight, not sure about 2moz, slow roast leg of lamb Sunday.

zzzzzzzzzzz
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 13:50, archived)

Shit innit , 3 more months till pubs open I reckon, might am hero it

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:02, archived)

turbo shit is what it is

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:25, archived)

yes bruv, another one at cabin fever pitch
at some point I should make a shelf to hold my PC's power strip

probably won't though
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:12, archived)

I've done a 40min high intensity bike session, hoovered the house, curry's already made, dusted the place
I'm running out of things to do today already
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:26, archived)

you can come and make a shelf for my PC's power strip if you like

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)

Well I could, but I don't think you'll be terribly happy with my work
For I am, you see, utterly fucking shit at that sort of thing
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:30, archived)

not to worry
it could just be the cathartic break that prevents me spending the entire weekend farting around on the internet
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:40, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VH-tJSpkjA
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:26, archived)

when I was a lad, my brother and I thought The Young Ones was the best TV show ever
How wrong can two people be

The phrase 'aged like milk' seems apt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)

apart from the University Challenge one

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:32, archived)

The nazi stick grenade saves it

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:38, archived)

so often the way

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:56, archived)

alright dribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:57, archived)

KLF on the go here

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:20, archived)

LF KK
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:53, archived)

20 mile run tomorrow
but it means I can get right on the substantials later
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:52, archived)

crikey, good luck

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)

Cheers, signed up for a marathon that’s been postponed twice but got to keep up the training.

Not like there’s anything else to do at the moment!
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:20, archived)

well by the time you can actually run the marathon it will be a piece of piss* for you
*relatively speaking
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:45, archived)

i got 5/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-55838117
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 11:08, archived)

3

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 11:14, archived)

5

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 11:18, archived)

3

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 11:49, archived)

7 of 9

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 11:55, archived)

none of that nerd shit please

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:32, archived)

5 also

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:00, archived)

6/7
u r gay lol
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:01, archived)

3 for me, I'm off to mayfair for a lunch time soiree , which is me and the boiler engineer drinking cans in the office

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:24, archived)

living the dream

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:33, archived)

Might get some crisps, go mad

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:34, archived)

i was just about to slap some super noodles on for lunch
having a real thriller of a day
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:44, archived)

steady on

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:53, archived)

4
and at least two of those were lucky guesses.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 13:12, archived)

2/7, genuine ignorance, I have no excuse.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)

morning mornings

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 6:09, archived)

I feel so essential this morning
Ugh.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 6:59, archived)

^ oily

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:03, archived)

Hi mate how are you are you having a nice morning I am having a nice morning I had some toast and marmite

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:13, archived)

I had a headache

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:32, archived)

you know how you have really evil guffs then you have a shit and they aren't so smelly?
not today, Hitler - not today
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:53, archived)

I did a really thin long poo this morning, it just kept on going
If you played it backwards on my toilet cam it'd like that scene from lady and the tramp only the toilet was the tramp
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:57, archived)

how romantic

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:14, archived)

Scientists have worked out how wombats made square poos
what a time to be alive!
morning
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:07, archived)

square bumholes?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:23, archived)

morning hitler fuck yeah friday

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:23, archived)

so good I got up twice

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:43, archived)

morning, yehhh
I feel great today
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:46, archived)

I fucking don't
Hoping a bike workout will drag me out of my self-created fug
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:02, archived)

Go for a walk , it's very mild out

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:04, archived)

I'll do that as well

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:05, archived)

I've had to unzip my jacket, imagine that

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

what a world

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

Pissing down now , oh well

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:39, archived)

c'est la vie

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:51, archived)

bit of a heavy one last night then?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:06, archived)

erry night

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

I was down in the dumps after being lolblanked by my kid, and rather overdid it on the cheering myself up juice

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:11, archived)

ah, only natural
now then, on yer bike
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:16, archived)

alright 'Norman Tebbit'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:28, archived)

that's 'Baron Tebbit of Chingford' to you, sunshine

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:34, archived)

soz, your highness

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:38, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:37, archived)

gotta go to work in two hours
what a time to run out of beer
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 3:30, archived)

have you considered getting your fucking life together?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 3:33, archived)

tried it once. wasn't for me tbh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 3:35, archived)

youtu.be/zaLMFRt9few
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 3:40, archived)

youtu.be/rfrOlB6pXNI
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 3:54, archived)

Warning: almost certainly contains bullshit
www.eternitymagazine.com/new-blog/26/3/2016/the-untold-story-behind-mitsubishi-logos-on-ecstasy-tablets
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 20:22, archived)

lol, vg

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 28 Jan 2021, 20:29, archived)

soz, not into chemicals

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 20:30, archived)

boo, nasty chemi-kills
if I get sick jesus will make me better, and if I die instead it's god's will

it couldn't possibly be god's will that man develops modern medicine
(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 20:47, archived)

I learned from an episode of QI that astronauts can talk to each other in outer space if they touch helmets

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 22:01, archived)

Two cups and a bit of string would probably do if they shouted

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 22:09, archived)

noone can hear you shout in space
it's got to do with vibrations at close proximity. science is fun!
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 22:54, archived)

Yeah, so cups against the helmets, and string pulled tight
and shout to compensate for the lossy transmission
(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 23:05, archived)

If some bloke try’s to touch my helmett I don’t care if were is space I sware I’ll do time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 0:47, archived)

Everyone should take acid at least once

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 0:44, archived)

pmsl

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 20:36, archived)

Fond, sweaty memories indeed

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 20:37, archived)

I'd stopped doing loads of pills before they all came out, doves yeah, but they got shit

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 20:53, archived)

They got good again about 8 years ago, tenner apiece mind.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 28 Jan 2021, 21:02, archived)

I started very early, I was a child. Still went to clink street raves. I was welcomed in by the adults I think because 1 they were fucked, and 2 it was a bit of a protest movement, we had flyers at school

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 21:06, archived)

I salute you.
I was the ripe old age of 21 when I tried Harry Hills for the first time.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 28 Jan 2021, 21:09, archived)

People forget about the politics of rave culture it changed so quickly

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 21:19, archived)

Jesus I was shot to shit by then

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 21:49, archived)

did you ever try them playstation pills? they were decent

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 22:25, archived)

so, The Doveston returns
tbh i thought he'd forgotten about us
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:06, archived)

...oh.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:08, archived)

that'll be the dementia

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)

THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE SMASH
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:10, archived)

still love you tho xxx
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:10, archived)

that's good
i'm not on the ball today, heat in here has got me dozy as fuck
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:18, archived)

Buddy's lesszzz

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:16, archived)

I forgot I ordered a uber eats last night , found it on the doorstep this morning

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)

haha u nutjob

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:11, archived)

12 quid straight in the bin , surprised the foxes hadn't ripped into it

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:17, archived)

Didn't like the smell maybe, what was it

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:20, archived)

shish tawook and chips, braw

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:24, archived)

have this morning's paper with that

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:33, archived)

sounds like a planet off Star Wars

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:58, archived)

Yeah it should say taouk, stupid phone

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)

tawook seems to be legit as well, according to Google

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:04, archived)

:(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:53, archived)

Smoking too much I need the pubs open to balance out my drug addiction and alcoholism

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:02, archived)

I ordered KFC the other night
It was mingin. 18 quid for a 6 piece bucket with cold chips. Never again.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:07, archived)

The chips have been fucking awful for years

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:09, archived)

might buy some Gamestop shares

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)

Is this like writing jedi on the census and putting ratm at number one

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:54, archived)

I can answer this......'yes'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:54, archived)

I think getting a hedge fund to file bankruptcy is lol

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:12, archived)

in the hole for $5 billion, lol
meanwhile someone on Reddit has leveraged a $53,000 investment into just shy of $48 million in a matter of months

also lol
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:15, archived)

That's good going for a day trader. Most brokerages stop dealing with you when you start doing well

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:35, archived)

down in the dumps, kiddo forgot our newly-set up weekly zoom chat :((((
made a beef rendang for tomorrow night though so not a total writeoff for the day
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:54, archived)

I wrote the second line of that in the style of MC Miker G and DJ Sven

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:55, archived)

They grow u9 mate, as a wise person once said, shake it off, shake it off

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:03, archived)

DJ Bass once said; "take a lick"

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 20:29, archived)

hiya
so, tell me a little bit about yourself
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 11:23, archived)

I got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and it's essential travel only for the time being

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 11:30, archived)

i wish there was a way my car could pollute more, it's too efficient

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:01, archived)

you need rolling coal
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:04, archived)

i'll just stick it in neutral and put a brick on the accelerator whilst i watch telly

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:22, archived)

What the fuck

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:36, archived)

Fuck yeah 'MERICA!!!!!
*cough*
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:53, archived)

This'll annoy the sour-faced dykes at The Guardian

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:59, archived)

Alright, Stuart Lee satirizing Jeremy Clarkson.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 28 Jan 2021, 20:31, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 11:34, archived)

alright

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:01, archived)

I get knocked down but I get up again
I’m also partial to binge drinking
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 11:37, archived)

i like the politics chumbawamba embrace

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:02, archived)

Alright doves

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 11:43, archived)

alright bivs

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:03, archived)

Not bad , haven't been bivvyed up at the lake since late October,

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:05, archived)

praying for a swift return to the bivvy for you hun xxx

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:23, archived)

Fishing is actually allowed during lockdown, its just too cold for my old bones

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:41, archived)

happy belated b3taday!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 11:51, archived)

thx bbz <3

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:03, archived)

Well look who it is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 11:53, archived)

yeah, how's portsmouth? does it still smell like a sewer?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:04, archived)

No idea. I haven't been there in ages now
Our office moved to North Harbour while I was in hospital, and then the world ended, so I've not been there. Not to work, anyway
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:13, archived)

my trips to portsmouth stopped in march for some reason
then i thought i was being made redundant, then i wasn't and now i just sit at a computer in my spare room all day like some gamer nerd
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:16, archived)

Sounds alright

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:26, archived)

as if gamer nerds have a spare room!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:45, archived)

...they all live with their mums

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:46, archived)

I lived with your mum for a bit, m8
If you could call that living
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:51, archived)

haha classic TH!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:55, archived)

You bet!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:54, archived)

It's a room for cats

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:53, archived)

Roooom for cats

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:57, archived)

Some old /chat

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:03, archived)

hiya
I’ve got a little ‘bit’
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 11:53, archived)

it's not the size that matters, but what you do with it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:05, archived)

My name is Queefius McBeefius Ricardus
master of the Armies of the Fleb, General of the Micropenii and loyal servant to the true emperor, Mikeus Linduppius. Farter from a murdered anus. Shitter in a public bin. And I will have a go on your nan's fizzy clopper, in this life or the next.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 11:59, archived)

what

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:06, archived)

you heard

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:07, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. I didn't like it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:15, archived)

jacob dyer must be in his forties with a steady white collar job and two kids by now

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:17, archived)

www.rifemagazine.co.uk/author/jacob_dyer/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:22, archived)

i think we're all worse off for knowing this

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:22, archived)

I'm sorry guy's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 15:38, archived)

ruiner

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 2:04, archived)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 28 Jan 2021, 20:31, archived)

He appears to have based an article around selling his own blood to survive. It’s not going all that well, is it jacob.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 2:02, archived)

you don’t get paid for blood in the UK
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 11:41, archived)

Oh, and I fart out the front now

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:33, archived)

cool

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:23, archived)

I've been reading a lot lately

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:53, archived)

How small

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:19, archived)

I've just eaten a small chocolate bar

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:55, archived)

How small

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:06, archived)

i'm naked

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:04, archived)

How small

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:09, archived)

if you have to ask you can't see it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:05, archived)

I was born.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:06, archived)

How small

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:12, archived)

Roughly 3.855535145kg.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:59, archived)

That's not a size

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 15:19, archived)

Please express as cubic inches or fluid ounces

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 15:21, archived)

Okay, let me prepare. *breathes from the diaphragm*
UGNN UHGGGH BLUUUUUH I'M A CONFUSINGLY USELESS ARCHAIC AND UTTERLY ARBITRARY UNIT OF VOLUUUUUUUUUME.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 16:32, archived)

A wonderful, logical system acknowledging our glorious British Imperial past, to be fully reinstated everywhere and forcibly taught in schools now that we've taken back control, you mean

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 16:46, archived)

BRING BACK THE BIRCH
for flaying metric martyrs.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:42, archived)

hi doves

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:26, archived)

hey hun xxx

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)

losing my mind at female gritty
it's too much
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:26, archived)

I haven't shit myself yet this year.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 15:55, archived)

congratulations, you're a credit to this forum

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 16:56, archived)

mornin

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 4:41, archived)

moin
as they say in Hamburg
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 5:56, archived)

just having a nice g&t

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 7:37, archived)

I first read that as "gant", thinking it was some special form of internet parlance but I quickly came to my senses.
good on you! you should have another one after that and then another because omne trium perfectum.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:50, archived)

i've tickled my pickle and now i'm going to bed

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:30, archived)

He is M - moribund
He is O - ogre-like
He is R - repulsive
He is N - narcissist
He is I - ignorant
He is N - neediest
He is MO-O-ORNIN
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 6:38, archived)

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE
M
O
R
N
I
N

You can have a good meal, you can do whoever you feel
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:06, archived)

I had an exchange on reddit last week about that record
'Gosh, I used to love that song (YMCA) whenever I would hear it. I thought it was inspirational, about providing hope to a young man who was struggling. Now it's going to be associated with Trump rallies.'

Me:
'Please be /s it's about cruising for gay sex, which in fairness may well have gone on at Trump rallies and good luck to them'

Them:
'Nah, that song is often played at weddings, at dances, at special occasions. I've never heard it being associated with gay sex. Maybe in your country, it has a different meaning, but that's not how it was intended, and it is still often played here in the U.S. for various events.'

I'm still laughing a week later - how fucking naive/ignorant can a person be?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:35, archived)

Americans are a special sort of dumb

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:41, archived)

the dude said they'd seen the video 'many times' and still hadn't clocked it
that's the video featuring this lovely chap

i.ytimg.com/vi/KQ3drn1t35g/hqdefault.jpg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:46, archived)

I used to dress just like that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:49, archived)

I'm dressed like that RIGHT NOW

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:51, archived)

I'd just like to say that if anyone suggests that my outfit is even the tiniest bit gay, I will sue them

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:53, archived)

Who the fuck do you think you are? Bucks Fizz?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:00, archived)

as I always say, gay homo means happy human

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:01, archived)

that's funny, I always say that too!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:07, archived)

cheryl baker y/n

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

cheryl danny
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:13, archived)

it's a big fat Y from me!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:16, archived)

t's 'm
t nn
from me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:17, archived)

cheryl danny Ma
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:18, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:16, archived)

Careful, you may end up with a lawsuit
www.out.com/music/2020/9/23/village-people-will-sue-you-saying-ymca-about-gay-sex
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:48, archived)

jesus, what a fucking liar

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:51, archived)

Not sure if he managed to keep a straight face
when he said the same thing about Macho Man and In The Navy.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:59, archived)

I really don't think he has a 'straight' face

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

Denial is a powerful force.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:10, archived)

Lol
Aw
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:02, archived)

ikr

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:09, archived)

'Gay sex' probably means something different over there
what with their corrupted language
(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:18, archived)

hullo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 7:50, archived)

yo blud

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 7:53, archived)

wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:00, archived)

wanking under the influence

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:22, archived)

I hope your leg don't break

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:32, archived)

*runs to the door, opens the door and shouts* "FUCK YOU MORNING, AND THE DOG THAT BUMMED YOUR NAN"

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:07, archived)

bet you didn't

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:23, archived)

I thought about it though
which is the same thing
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:48, archived)

that's true

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:31, archived)

Good Morning Mr Hitler

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:10, archived)

good morning Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:22, archived)

Leon Theremin invented a covert listening device that was nearly untraceable,
To help the Russians spy on the Americans
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:40, archived)

that bloody bastard

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:40, archived)

Also, the instrument he invented is close to unplayable and mostly owned by complete pricks.
Like TH
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:49, archived)

I bet Tango's got one an' all

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:55, archived)

I used to have one but I thought it marked me out as a complete prick
so I gave it to my sister's two boys because you'd not hear the awful sound over the constant racked those buggers make.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:01, archived)

What you want is a playtronic touch, m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:03, archived)

Why would he want a vibrator

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:16, archived)

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:28, archived)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:31, archived)

I don't have a theremin, actually
But that's mainly because decent ones are too expensive
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:03, archived)

I almost bought a Moog one

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:22, archived)

?
pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnw_b8BXYAAWk50.jpg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:25, archived)

No private pictures pls

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:31, archived)

that's a big fat bone you've got there m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:06, archived)

yeah

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:33, archived)

heil hitler, heil all

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:48, archived)

heil m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:55, archived)

heil o

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:32, archived)

Oh you nazi boys

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:41, archived)

Nothing worse than starting work in the dark and finishing work when it's still dark
Anyway, I'm off tomorrow. How are you?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:40, archived)

er SOMEONE'S forgetting about the recording career of Pendulum

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:42, archived)

not me. I like their early 2000s stuff and a wee bit of the Knife Party"music"

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:55, archived)

Mind your own business

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:57, archived)

I'm not talking to that sweaty prick soz
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:59, archived)

I've just had a shower!!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:30, archived)

Getting 2021's in early

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 19:17, archived)

Yeah but look at the perks, you've got a quarter of a million pound company vehicle and a corner office with great views

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)

lol

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)

Bus driver bantz

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:44, archived)

I can think of several worse things than that happening to several /talk users
and that brightens up my day a bit.

I'm fine, thanks. I've got some rocks in a box.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 19:34, archived)

I don’t know what that means so I’m going to assume it’s the nauseating results of your self-castration.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 23:32, archived)

He used to have a little now he has a lot

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 23:56, archived)

Very good!
Don't be confused by my rocks in a box.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:03, archived)

Oh I’m pretty clear about them. I want them to stay in the box.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:23, archived)

The good news is that rocks, and indeed boxes, lack independent locomotivity.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 15:04, archived)

Jesus christ brb, they're minerals

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 23:57, archived)

Is there really nothing worse than that?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 22:49, archived)

No glare on the TV screen when you're not working though, every cloud and all that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 23:11, archived)

usual highbrow convos in here
good to see you guys at the cutting edge of internet discussion
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:54, archived)

Big fat smelly sweaty fannies
There
(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:57, archived)

sorry didn't understand any of that

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:57, archived)

I did, and I loved every bit of it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:24, archived)

Time for a beer them

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:36, archived)

Cheers!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:46, archived)

on it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:48, archived)

any chance of a glass of white wine?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:50, archived)

It's a bit al murry, but sure

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:52, archived)

al murry likes tanks

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:01, archived)

really?
In that case I know of some great slippers that he'll just love
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:07, archived)

Hes a ww2 nut , done a few tv shows

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:31, archived)

I've seen one or two of them, he should have stuck to that instead of his shit standup

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)

Stuck in that character. Pays the bills I suppose and let's him do his ww2 stuff

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)

somebody is burning paper in one of the gardens nearby
the smell is horrendous, even with the windows closed
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:57, archived)

have you tried going indoors?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:58, archived)

i am indoors

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:22, archived)

have you tried not living in social housing?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:38, archived)

yes
but park benches are awfully draughty
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:42, archived)

I wish you'd stop telling people to kill themselves

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:59, archived)

no worries on that score
i'm staying alive forever just to piss everyone off
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:02, archived)

The golden throne awaits

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:08, archived)

do you reckon Roy Ayers got called 'Pubic' at school?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:34, archived)

I bet you did

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:48, archived)

alright Wayne, simmer down

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:27, archived)

sorry I can't hear you over the whiff of stilton in the air

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:37, archived)

i'd prefer one made of skulls
for the look of the thing, y'know. of course, it'd need cushions, i don't want haemorrhoids
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:34, archived)

never going to happen

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:11, archived)

poo poo willy willy bum pants knickers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:05, archived)

thank you for your time

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:16, archived)

everyone always talks about highbrow discussions, and lowbrow ones
no-one ever gives a shout-out to the medium brows

least of all Rebel MC
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:27, archived)

Or unpopular muzik

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:01, archived)

back once again for the renegade plasterer

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:59, archived)

alright hitler might go for a wee

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:37, archived)

do it in a balloon

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)

smeg off you smegging smeg-head

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:51, archived)

lister lols

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)

most nonexistent of all the lols

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)

tru dat

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 20:06, archived)

SEX PISS

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:04, archived)

sing a song of

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)

KNICKERS

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:14, archived)

That was my go to swear when my kids were little

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:29, archived)