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# International Gif Animation Staring Championships Part II
How long can you stare at this ?



(with your hands on your desk)
(I helped save b3ta! yomgaille, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Pretty much all day
Do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I've been staring at that
for the past 6 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Lap full
of semen?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# The office is ankle deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# eeew
eeeeew visions visions
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# and a bottle of rum
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# what swimming stroke is that?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Butterfly legs
but she's skulling with her hands.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# do they still do the buttstroke
or was it banned for gross mechanical inefficiency
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# mermaid swim
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# it's The Patrick Duffy!
aka "man from atlantis" - they've just recently made it Unisex, more pc you know.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Why is she saying
Baa daa baa basil
Baa daa baa basil
Baa daa baa basil
Baa daa baa basil
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
#
Baz 4 Baaa?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Are you trying to say
Baz shags sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# well
woo its a silly bint with man hips
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# fair point
it's not doing a great deal for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# I dont understand the terminology "man hips"?
Does this refer to the same thing that my family have been ribbing me for throughout my life, where my torso blends seamlessly into my legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# it is
women that have no hips,thus looking like man hips.. but i am just saying that because i have HUGE child bearing hips and im bitter raaaaaaarrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# ive got no man hips
yay too that
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# then it is the same thing.
Ive been called "no arse" by most members of my family for as long as I can remember.

I am still unsure as to wether this is to my benefit or detriment.

Tiny buns of steel.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# hmm
well men with HUGE arses are not good, like skinny but with lady-bums that wiggle. thats just wrong. and they have to buy ladies trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# is there an optimal size?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# im thinking
brad pitt optimal size, yes that would be good. or equivalent of two firm large badger heads.
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I have never seen Pitts arse,
and its a while since I fondled a badgers head, so I am still at a loss to the quality of my buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Do you go for
fat, yet devilishly handsome men?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# no
i go for devilishly fat handsome men
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Then your luck
has just run out.

Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# forever actually
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# blimey
a hint of lesbianism as well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# having my hands on the desk!!!!
geez! :O
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# You'll have to excuse us,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with it, it's perfectly natural
you tell your uncle new_matt all about it... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# ok.. it all started...
today when I saw a pic of Alizee dancing.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Don't play up
to his filthy requests, you'll regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# you've changed your tune...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# :)
im not! didnt you see the sarcasm?
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# It don't matter to him,
he clutches at any straws he can.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Groom, Grrom,
Simon Groom!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# well, i can't use chatrooms any more
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# what happens if you get
an itchy knee?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# that would mean im lesbian
i think
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# *has to go off for a sit down*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# luckily im not!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# it works either way for me
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# probaby 4 or 5
days
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# you'd be ejaculating pure table salt after 5 days surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# ..for hours
I would!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Not
Long
(with hands on desk)
(MnilinM, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# your clock's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# um
01:06:something
oh wait
01:05:something
oh wait
01:06:something
oh wait
01:05:something
oh wait
01:06:something
oh wait
01:05:something
oh wait
it's a continuous loop
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# i think he
knew that
(MnilinM, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# LURKAGE
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# CUNTNESS
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# OY!
Be nice to bovine.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# To be fair,
I have been winding the little fella up for the last two days.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# not without
cause
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# True,
true.
I was thinking of stopping.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Is that
a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# an
adinfinitum gif with a continually counting clock would be quite hard to pull off
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# well
it wouldn't be impossible

just make it last 12 hours
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# true
but the image would be approx 632MB in size, based on a one frame a second gif.

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# She's a bit of a yeasty slap!
Ugly cow....but she has got a nice wiggly:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# You say that to
all the ladies!

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# You've got a nice wiggly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
#
more of these please

cough
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Part II?
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# now try staring at this:
(DragonSkiz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# I am going blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I'd lke
to see a line of them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# here you are then
www.b3ta.com/board/2002864
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# flaming nora!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# double ARGH
But still a VERY nice wiggly:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Hypnotic
like this:

(Mr_Bobbins, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Oh
my
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# the tosstesterone levels are pretty high this afternoon aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# it's not my fault
there's an r in the month...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I too am blameless.
My girlfriend is in France, so Im brimming with pent up sexual frustration.

So its her fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Is that Furtive
camouflaged in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I'd go as far as to say I don't like her
she's another prime example of far too skinny girls, getting far too much publicity, saying they are far more attractive than they really are.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Curves!
We want curves!
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Seconded firmly.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# but LOOK,
she's wearing spiderman pants!!!
(Mr_Bobbins, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I can't say superhero underware
is a big turn on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# ohhhhhh a new screensaver for my phone
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# A mouse with a hat...

Click for bigger
(Bored@new work, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# hehe
alot bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I was going
to do something similar but a bit less tasteful with this
..I'll leave it up to your imagination...
(Bored@new work, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# where on the stair?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# can't be
no clogs
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# going flip flippity flop flippity flop?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# clip-clippety-clop
Although, you're an Elephant, more at home in hotter climes, you're not to know!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# we tudthump
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# An elephant with clogs on
Going tud-tud-tudthump on the stairs
What staris?
They're not there.
Silly elephant, dancing on the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# i done broke 'em again ma
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Bigger indeed.
Spiffing hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Excellent!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Here, have a victorian giraffe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# he seems delighted
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I can assure you, he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# as you would be
if you had such a beautiful tankard as that
(Mr_Bobbins, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# of course he is
he's been necking pints all afternoon...


/straitjacket
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# You can't leave that lyin' there!
It's not a lion, it's a giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# he might be depressed
on the inside...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# he sure does
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Yay
But More German/Edwardian I would say, old boy!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# You're right.
Victorian has a nice ring, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# i like him :)
what does a victorian giraffe quaff?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Pretty much
anything it wants. He's high society.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# A giraffe quaffs squash.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# i want him to be my friend
he looks awfully nice
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# woo yay!
thats nice , this is realy kay now!
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# splendid
lets have a pint, I've been up since midnight and now I'm starting to feel like death warmed up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Well go
to bed then.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# can't
still got stuff to do today, ugh, looks like I'll be sleeping most of tomorrow but I do have something to look forward to:

"Jongleurs On The Road" is in my town tomorrow and I'm going with friends :-)
(stand-up comedy show on sky)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# mm
pint
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Great!
May I ask: how does one go about achieving that lovely tone in tatershop?
(jokeface_killah, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# The original was in sepia...
But rather than being arsed to match the giraffe to it, I grayscaled the whole thing and went to Image-Adjust and hued it to that colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# YARN!

(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# i liked the tabloid pun
David Meowie
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# oo oo oo
*look into my eyes, you are feeling sleepy, you are feeling like reading my email....*
(JBoom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# he yearns for yarn
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Ooooh
I saw him this morning on Yahoo
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# oooh
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Wooooooooooooooo
that is all
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Ahhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
excelent
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Mustn't look any longer.........

must..........get......yarn..........
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# i...will...bring..you...yarn
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# woo for hypnocats :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# mmmm
booooobies
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Indeed
I will
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# woo! yarn! hoopla!
the funniest hypnotism trained animal is the hypno-toad on Futurama, the sound effect of it's hypnotism was excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# he thought it would get him get a head in the race


he was just doing what everyone wanted done
(Hunting bears, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Vote Schwaz... Shzwa... Swarrz... Swatz...
... Vote Arnie!
(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# You squeaking at me?
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# yes.
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# liza minelli?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Hadn't noticed the similaities
terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# I was doodling and it went a bit prog
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# he looks like
a strange indian guru sort
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# just
looking through my outlook address book and i found an angus yound in there. I assume it isn't 'the' angus young?
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Rock
on.

*starts three hour keyboard solo*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# oh
i likes that now
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# thats ace.
It looks like he's found enlightenment through prog rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Fantastic!

Where can I buy 1 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Superb.
Peter Gabriel would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# very soothing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# most woo!
do you have a higher res image? would make a great mini wall poster
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# here you go
www2.b3ta.com/images/rob/prog4evah-big.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# thank you :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# crawler
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# hey!
It was a special moment for me. I'm not a photoshopper. It's the first time anyone has asked...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I was being humourous
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# You didn't cut out the whiskers did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# can i have your autograph?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# like him
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# nice one
geezer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# splendid!
in a tibetan sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Kaleidoscopic
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
#
(Smudger, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# http://www.lpsg.org/cgi-bin/YaBB.cgi
ha ha ha
(baaa, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# reminds me of
the stage decorations last time I went to see Gong
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Lovely
too big for f page though!
(Alienboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# ahem!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Hehehehee
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# ...
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I might have known you'd think up something like that
as well
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Great minds and all that.....
.....mine went viral, even made the sun viral email list. I am not altogether sure if I am proud of that or not.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Heh,
you did the same picture, but much better. And before him.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# fuck off
go and snog baaaa
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# mines more seedy than his
his is too clinical and innocent
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# That pretty much...
...sums up the difference between us.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# hehehehehehehe
I give lessons you know

only 5 guineas an hour
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# hehe
woo! to both
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# *groan*
arf!
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Something none of you will ever need.
www.lpsg.org/cgi-bin/YaBB.cgi
(baaa, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# hmm
i don't hvae a big dick, and i am proud of it. www.stapleballs.co.uk (nsfw)


you on the other hand, seem to have size and confidence issues
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# you may not have a big dick
but you can claim you have a PENIS OF STEEL

that'll impress them.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Ive got a huge cock.
Wakes me at five every morning when he starts crowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# cunt
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I bet you go there lots
you are the biggest cock i know.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# ha
ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# you must be very young to be amused by
annoying others

your not funny, not wanted so go away and come back when you've grown some pubic hair.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# he seems very proud of america
we have plenty of anti american pics for him..
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# he wouldn't understand them
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# NEVER MIND
POST THE LOT.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Why?
What do you want with his pubes/
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# He is making a
merkin.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# You can make a US citizen
purely out of short culry hairs?

Figures.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Yep,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# pour petrol on them
and you can use your magic donkey lighter
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Oh
better go then
bye
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Let me guess...
You are someone who often outstays your welcome...?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# to be fair
he's made that welcome rather easy to outstay
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
#

(WhereGSR, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# ooh,
i like that.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# bang bang
bang bang
(baaa, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# How does he get his coat so shiny!!!????
It must be his food.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# oooh
thats fantabulous!
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# argh!
an armed cat burglar
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# .
(happymat27, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# has she packed
the trunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Sweet...
...Jesus what the hell is this?? It'd scare me - and I'm not a child (even though those girls keep saying I'm hung like one.. damn them to hell...)
(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# google them
there's a (very odd) site and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I fucked her.
And the girl out of Hanson.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I love that expression, together with:
"I haven't had this much sex since I was a primary School teacher"

Stops the conversation every time.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# that
just gave me spongs from all over the office when I told it to a workmate.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Heheheheh
Best used with people who know you are joking!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# But Primary School teachers
are sluts.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# It's a sex toy!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# it's a toy
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# it's
a boobah. or a poopah. one of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# That's one of them things
with the cyclodelic website what was in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# have you not seen their site?
it's sheer brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# threadjack
OK BITCHES!

LISTEN UP
i need the name of a famous tv magician.

not. uri gellar or david blaine or paul daniels.

Ideally the nice guy who does cards.
anyone?
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# david copperfield.
or that fat one who was married to victoria wood.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# nope
this one ain't fat either (the great stupendo)
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# David Nixon
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# the great soprendo
ali bongo
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Ali Bongo!
That brings back memories
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Geoffery
Durrum was the great soprendo.
Piff Poff Poof
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# pedant
piff paff poof
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Just
POOF thanks
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# pif paf
poof!
(jakeohoho, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Paul Zenon?
possibly zerdin
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# if only
fat boab was here to tell the story of me and paul zenon.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# he paid you four pounds for sex?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# I always
liked the robots on his series Tricks and Tracks.
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# that's it
BINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOBINGO
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# thankyou
I was going all bruno over that.
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
first time i've seen that. rolf mayo ! evil is good. hahahahahaha
(JBoom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# did i
coin a phrase... cewl.

now all i need is the nautilus and i can die a happy man.
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Gary Spangle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# is he the one?
i don't know.

it doens't work in google, is he a cheeky chappie that is on tv all the time talking about blaine?
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I made him up.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# You know the friend
who has the friend who's related to Rolf Harris? Let's call her Mary. Well Mary's godfather is the Great Sorprendo.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# you're making this up now
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# I am not
her godmother is Penelope Wilton.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# You should get that guy who did Rock Family Trees
to help you get it all down in a neat concise manner :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Admittedly her Dad is a bit of
a showbiz fella... The best tidbits being that she once lived in Fellini's house. Also her Dad met Samuel Beckett and Jack Kerouac. Grumble.. grumble...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# i believe you
i think
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# she's mentioned it to me in the past
though it could just be some huge delusion.
It's often best to humour her, so she doesn't turn nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Sooty
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# pffffrt
you silly
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# The Great Soprendo?
Don't know if he's nice or does cards though
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# yes, it's him
or possibly tommy cooper
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I know the one you mean yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Jerry
Sadowitch
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# *ahem*
Gerry Sadowitz
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# aye,
Ebeneezer Goode
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# apparently,
that had nothing to do with drugs whatsoever.

said without a hint of sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# e's are good e's are good
no, never!

Entertainment starts with an e.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# nope not him.
but i do like it when he turns up to gigs and just plays with his cards all night snearing at people going near him.

good lad
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# harry anderson?
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Harry Potter?
?
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Harry Karri.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Harry Harry
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Nice guy who does cards =
Bruce Forsythe.
(Auntie Vera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# What are we?
Your "LISTEN UP i need the name of a famous tv magician" bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# errr
what now bitch?


it was paul zenon.




(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# spaz the newsletters,
and there will lie you answer
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Duck!


Edit: With much borrowing of waterfowl pictures from caroluk2.crosswinds.net.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# duck goose
thebadbunny.com/forum/index.php
(baaa, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# somebody delete this cock
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# baaaa off......
and die in a car wreck you cuntbucket

(Paul Smenis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# i like you
you're a humourless cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# lol
mmm fat file
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# loon.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I just had a powersurge that knocked everything out
I'm on the backup potato powered beanternet connection now and the MonoSodiumglutaNate Messenger is borking up.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I heard
no echo.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# i heard
no echo
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Arf!
TJ real life photoshoppery
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_822515.html
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Can he fly?
Can he?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Sauce for the gander

(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Loon
Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Are you SURE we have to become part of the church to get married in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# waht engrish you speak?
woo!
(this is jiva btw, on reception pc.)
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Who is kays?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# kay
is our afternoon receptionist
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# why not log in with your usual username?
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Interesting question.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Hmmm yes,
it was.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# I've got more questions
if you'd like to hear them...
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Are they all
equally as interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# here's one...
what is so spectacularly cool about me that makes you all respond to everything i say?
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Nothing,
we're mocking you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# You're doing a poor job of it
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Is this
the ginger-ninja you lot were shopping yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# that's me
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# hmm
interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# classy response
i'd say you win, and bovine is disqualified
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Better to be disqualified
than to be you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# you're getting better at this
at least that was mocking
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# because you're
inquisative and we like a challenge
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# they must be interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I thought we'd been over the
"where babies come from" one already.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# have you not
found it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Ive changed my name.
fancied being someone different for a bit.

Might even be a woman tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# nononnononono
you can't go chaning now. tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# I'll go back to the original.
Just thought a change was as good as a rest.

And dont tell me you've never thought of being a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Yay
it's scotch egg man again!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# cos I dont
want to. and she needs better stats.
and if I log her off I cant log her back on again cos she's forgotten her password, etc
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Does she lurk often?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# I dont think so
just when its realy quiet
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Edit her profile!
Edit her profile!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Yeah!
Show us her tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I've never seen them
so I cant comment.
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# it's all about the stats
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# interesting
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# not so much
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# I see.
Hello kays.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# sack her
for not working.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# oh
she is, she's doing the post
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# unlike
you.
Who is workin' like a dawg!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
NEVER!
;)
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# ooh!


I hope it's well greased.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
shes collecting i'll be sorting and franking in a bit. I like doing the post
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# How do we know you're
jiva?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# yeh,
show us your tits
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Um, almost mind-piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# that is scary
bearing time and the subject line too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# My punctuation
indicates I was more excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# please
gentlemen kay is married and i'm with munkt0n and I'm sure db realy does not want to show you hers
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# damn,
there goes my daily b3tan wazz off
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# We've already seen them.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# darn
munkt0n left the web cam on again then.
or have you been watching accross the road?
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# cos I live with Mr longfingers
;)
and i've got erasmus uber katzen written on the fridge at home.
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Pfffft.
That could apply to anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# i have that all
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# ok
what would make you know its me considering on this PC I dont have access to photoshop... oh here you go.
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# we've explained.
up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Phew
that's a relief!
I'm Jeff, by the way. Just borrowed dutchbird's desk whilst she's gone to the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# i always suspected her as a lesbian
it was something to do with the hair
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# I'm Brian Blessed
...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Im Dr Nick
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# hahahaha!
alright jeff, fancy showing us your cock?!??!?!
(kays, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# I'm not sure
I can fit in here
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# be?
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# eat?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
#
Helsinki cathedral?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# well spotted
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Woo to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# .
I just spotted the little models on top of the cake. Very subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Mmmmm
cake
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# cake rules
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# errrr
nope
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# nope?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# It means "no".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# well done
would you like a gold star?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# oo
can i have one cos i think i only got about 2 in the whole of primary school, i think for drawing some owls
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# hehe
you can. for being uberlurker of lurkyness
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# im
special
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# so am i
but in all the scary ways
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Argh!
Not the owls!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# He meant
a gold star stapled to your sac.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# id be
very worried if i had a sac
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# That can be arranged too.
www.plasticscrotums.com
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# im
not clicking on that in work
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# hehe
it's a dead link
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# but
youre lying and my boss will check my cookies and i wil DIE
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# nah
i play fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# but this is what i got when i clicked on it...
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# i just got the verisign page not found thingy
www.stapleballs.co.uk however does exist, and is well, home use only
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# or
maybe i made it up .... hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# hehe
i know you did :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# no
you didnt youre lying again I KNOW ITS TRUE COS THE OWL TOLD ME SO
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# o.....k.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Then he'll just add it
to the top of your ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# nah
there's better places to pierce...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Bah.
I was hoping her skull would crack open like an egg and all the brainy goodness would seep out.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# cba
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Jolly good.
That's the spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# mmm
spicy brains
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# "send more paramedics..."
braaaaaiinss
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
#
i would
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2031011
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# n't
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Yay for that!
Millet head! It's fab.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Denied Chat, kiddie fiddlers move to other areas of the net
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha ha ah ah.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Do you like Randy Newmans music?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# is this
going to be a short joke?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# errrrrrrrrrr
no

what's your favourite song of his?

Mines "Short People"

oppps I lied
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# You leave him alone,
he'll get his taller friends onto you, and Jelly Babies can be mean when they're riled.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Someone please clear this up for me
How tall is stouffer? Someone told me he wasn't actually tall, I don't know what to believe...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# 5' 3"
100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ah found it:
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# actually
those Kinder choccie things are absolutely delicious. I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# I think you
are too old for him.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# groom groom groom
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Would you like a sweetie
Little Girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# would you like one of these soft werthers originals
they're in my pocket here get one for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# sorry
can't stand toffees.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# **puts hand in**
*shocked*
*puts hand in again*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# mmmm,
they appear to have got some hair stuck to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# What was the link for
the hairy Cuban badger again? You know, that ugly toothy cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Lovely. Who'd have thought it eh? An "engine for searching"?
Mad.

This is the link I will use; www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_822421.html

Ripe for shopping.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# You keep posting things like that
and you'll have your little boy taken away from you!


ps. I work for the crime squad.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Nah, not in this country. We have....
freedom of speec.....

SICK_DAD HAS BEEN LOGGED OFF
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# No one works at the serous crimes squad
they just arrange accidents in custody for irish suspects
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I don't work for the serous [sic] crimes squad,
I work for the shifty crimes squad.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# handeh
because you'll get their personal details straight away.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Speaking from
experience per chance.

(PS the jelly tots are in the post)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Me?
Never, Driven snow, me!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Not the
yellow variety then?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# but the snow was driving a big blue car
with a box of non-existant puppies in the boot
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Would you like
a Werther's Original, my dear?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# pfffft!
*gigglefest*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# That is very wrong
but very funny too
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# haha
you're going to hell.

first class
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# I've found the...
..
(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha
wank it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

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