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# tune i did in the summer, but never finished.
right click, save target
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# on my current connection
that's going to take about 10 - 15 mins
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# oh you poor sausage.
it's free. nobby farnsplatt.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# There you go!
Tis fab and worth the wait
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I'm already grooving....
Ner-ner!

Oooooooo, samples of bands I like
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# GAY BAR GAY BAR!!
Sweet Child of mine
Very Woo! nice scratching
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# woo loaded straight away
very "hip"

add it to the b3ta playlist
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# ooh
tis good that.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# sounds
goos so far !

that an 808 State sample I hear?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# good
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Woo
I loved that other one you did with all the ravey tunes in too. Like your style.

[edit] Einstien a-go-go! Have you heard the 12"? It's Dark.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:03, archived)
# ooh
does anyone have a linky for that one?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:09, archived)
# remind me next time you see me on here
not tonight obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
# woo
cool
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:13, archived)
# UBER DUDE !!!!!!!!!
tis cool :)
(juckle03, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Mrs Vulga made me post this...
I have no idea who he is, but it looks like he's had his teeth done recently!



it's really an entry to the "longest alt text ever" competition!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# dazzling
and woo to alt text
did you use 'title'?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Yep
Even opera users should get to see the word "ARRRGH!" very long :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# ah
that's what I call thinking ahead
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Me?
I never....


ok so that could be a lie
(DMQOB, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# mr sparkle!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# give him normal teeth
and I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# picky
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# But he's such a bobby dazzler
like that!

(DMQOB, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
#
*blush* :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
that is SO realistic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
# cheeky
minx ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I'm so happy i could shoot David blaine again...in fact i think i will

ahhh..thats better
(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Did I just see that?
Or am I losing it?

/rhetorical question.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# you did just see it
it was deleted and given it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# And that was a repost
which makes this no.3
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# he kept promising it would be the last time
i feel i can't trust his posts ever again
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# I feel
betrayed
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# i just wept
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:42, archived)
# as you were
wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:42, archived)
# obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# it's all this anne widdicombe talk
takes me away
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# allo
scrubber. =)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Watcha!
You scally-wag.

Gotta run, Comedy-store with Martian at 8.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# well spotted that murderous musical floozy
(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:37, archived)
# nope........its
me thats loosing it...if i ever had it that is........
(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# bloodtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# reminds me of this
www.b3ta.com/board/2015034
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# you promised that was the last time fannypack
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:37, archived)
# that's the name of
a girl band from brooklyn
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# and the new nickname
of a certain b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# pfffft
fannypack, my new favourites are shite nozzle and fuck plaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# fuck plaster
I like !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# the problem
is that im now prone to blurting it out at the office when something goes wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# not
to say that shite nozzle is not without it's charms though.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:43, archived)
# hahaha!
and somehow just that teeny bit less offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# fuckbudgie
is also good , when used correctly*

*"well why don't you cock right off you wank badgering fuckbudgie !"
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
# hahahah!
I misread that into another gem, "fuckbuckle!"

BEAUTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:49, archived)
# f-a-n-n-y p-a-c-k........thats another new one for the dictionary
(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# your own
personal accumulated dictionary of cusses used against you? niiiiiiiiice. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# yep...volume 7....september edition
(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha!
your a good man, and thorough.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:43, archived)
# it should be
september edition, volume 7.
That would make more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# ner ner ner ner ner
(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:45, archived)
# I don't mean it
horribly.
Just it stood out in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
# the ids picture in your profile
looks teethless
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# well
since were reposting, this little ditty would be more fun than blaine at all


(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# woo!
that would be much more interesting
(icedragon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# and
about as monotonous.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Dancing spidey
In a box!!!
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# now
that would make great and hypnotic TV

It would make the nation gay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# no no, well maybe yes,
but if you want a gay nation, you have to visit,

www.godhatesfags.com

genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:43, archived)
# he doesn't like smoking?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:45, archived)
# hehe
the pastor fred phelps is simply amazing, he really looks like the reverend from poltergeist two, that led all those people to die in a cave?



doncha think?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# he
looks like the Captain from Police Academy !


"this next sliiiIIIIDDDEEEeeee !"
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# not seen
poltergeist 2
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# like
the first film, still surprisingly scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# I watched Poltergiest in school
as part of my media studies thing...it didn't seem that scary
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# If you play with the refresh button enough
you can get it in stereo.

Then again, you could have better things to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# oh thats a lie, you LIE
we all londons not THAT green... I should know, I work directly opposite the london eye!!

have my old w/y for that tho :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:42, archived)
# hmm
is that Dave Grohl?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Don't think so.
Just a camp security guard off Getty
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] When Bubbles wasn't smoking, he was helping Michael perform routine...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Thats not BAD
In fact its a thriller

/coat
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:30, archived)
# That wasn't smooth
but it was criminal...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Oowwww!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:31, archived)
# You alright there?...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:32, archived)
# cha'mon mother fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Shower
mutha fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# hee hee!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:32, archived)
# arf
reminds me of the count though
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Michael Jackson
was forever blowing bubbles...
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# anyone care for a new woo yay...............?

and not a badger in sight...my social worker will be pleased.....!!!!
(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:20, archived)
# *makes chimp noises*
*makes karate moves*

reads again
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I fucking loved
that game to death when I was a kid and so I say in place of the ever present woo,

I say, PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!!!!

ie woo
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:42, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUUUUUMP!
oh,
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:22, archived)
# what did i do wrong this time
..???????????
(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:24, archived)
# nothing it's lovely,
i misread champ as chump though and wet myself with glee
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:25, archived)
# oh .thanks.......
i thought i was getting another verbal kicking......ha ha
(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Nah,
he's still on the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Woooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:25, archived)
# *chomp chomp chomp*
*burp*

Oh... *reads again*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Spanking lovely
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Some superheros found it hard to disguise their true identity...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:17, archived)
# yep
it'll take more than a pair of glasses to solve that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Four pairs of glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha
spiderweb go!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:18, archived)
# hooray
for old school comic adaptations!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:19, archived)
# super
spider
senses!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:20, archived)
# oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:12, archived)
# :D
That should be real.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:13, archived)
# I recently wrote an inhouse
version of tinyurl.com for use on our intranet and if you tell it to store goatse.cx it refuses and instead tells you to go and wash your eyes out with dettox
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Good work fella.
We need more of that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:17, archived)
# That may well work for eyes
But you need to wash your brain with hydrogen peroxide to get the mental image out of your head.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:23, archived)
# ooh
I might use that one for www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com

edit: I take that back, it's possibly the most amusing site I've ever almost forgotten about
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:24, archived)
# sigh...
i *really* should learn not to click
(icedragon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Oh, you'll love
www.clickhereifyouareanidiot.tk then
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# 'lo mate
Off to the Comedy Store tonight if you fancy it?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# oh no!
It's our last day today working for the cunts at Video Arts and we are off to Cord Bar for Elliot's Pop Quiz.

Shame - but I have 4rthurd you about football.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Arf.
Will dettox be strong enough?
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:28, archived)
# someone should make it real.
"make it so, No2"
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:14, archived)
#
parp
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2032454
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:15, archived)
#
hic
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:15, archived)
# funny
chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:45, archived)
# haha
oh yes. I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:14, archived)
# sorry
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:15, archived)
# run sunshine!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:16, archived)
# It isn't
but it bloody should be. Woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:17, archived)
# hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Snigger
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:18, archived)
# oh
that's very good indeed WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Chuckle
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Is that a message
that only pops up on Mr Elephant's computer?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:18, archived)
# i am goatse, it explains all
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Are you Bradsdad's new best mate?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha
he's a right nobber
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:23, archived)
# That's no way to talk about your friend!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:27, archived)
# i only posed for goatse!
how it's distributed is beyond me!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# ...
A flashy thang I did a while ago!

(The link on the swf to my site dunt work. The one on me profile does)
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# i need a poo
jus thought i would share that as my room is starting to smell unpleasent
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:08, archived)
# would that not indicate
that you're actually telling us a little late?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:09, archived)
# flatulents is not poo
i really must go now
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:09, archived)
# What a bizarre first thing to see when I clicky here!
(evenin')
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:13, archived)
# evening
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:14, archived)
# evening
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:16, archived)
# *opens door slightly*

*peeps round furtively*

*slinks away*
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:17, archived)
# evenin
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Hello LP!
how is life treating ya?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Pretty damn well
actually. Although I'm too busy at work for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Goooooood!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# .
just poo smoke
(thundercat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:09, archived)
# i've been doing evil guffs all day
my wife came in earlier and started retching
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:10, archived)
# good lord
that really is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:11, archived)
# mwuahahaaha
btw that poo was rather nice i must admit
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Under 2 minutes?
You're not reading enough boy.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:13, archived)
# damn
straight , 20 minutes at least or your either pretending or a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:18, archived)
# pfffft!
An interesting thre`ad to arrive on and no mistake...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:25, archived)
# was
that you farting , SBD style?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Constantly...
Actually that's a problem I hadn't thought about when going back to working in an office with other people this week.
At least here I could guff to my heart's content without upsetting anyone except the cat...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:33, archived)
# wow!
that was quick!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:13, archived)
# its nto like i live in a masion or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:17, archived)
# A good poo
should be savoured. At least five minutes. More if you've got a good book.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Good
Effort that man!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:11, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Sorry
how rude of me, I didn't say

*groan*

Although i'd like it better if I didn't have to click as much /minor whinge
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:11, archived)
# It's their new advert!

Or at least it should be.
That'll be £50k please - thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# A red X?
(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# yay for grinning booze bottles!
woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# It's blinking at me
I need another drink ...
(Indole Ring, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:07, archived)
# HAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!
(hic)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Bargain at the price
hehehe
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# someone wanted a lego domo kun yesterday
so here he is
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:01, archived)
# woo!
that am ace! yay lego!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:02, archived)
# great!
make him dance!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:02, archived)
# no time to animate yet
must build more things.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:07, archived)
# How cool!
Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Two of the bestest things in the world
are made as one!
(Indole Ring, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:03, archived)
# woo
thats very nice
(icedragon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# that am woo!
he looks so happy to be made of legos
(KnitWit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:03, archived)
# do they have triangle legos now
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# sadly no
the only bit of shoppery though, oh yeah and the body is really yellow cos I aint got no brown blocks.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# yay yay yay yay yay yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# proper woo!
yay selecta!
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:09, archived)
# woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:10, archived)
# spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# *splutter*
thank fuck I wasn't drinking/eating anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# You'll just have to wait
to get your change back, luv.

(Astatine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Shake it!!
Shake it hard!!
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# what's the plural for
'red x'

red xes doesn't look right
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Redexes?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# I'm getting redexes too
but apparently other people aren't. Hohum.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# all i get is them
have to rightclick and show picture all the time
(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:20, archived)
# ha, well animated that is
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# TJ
sunshine you appear to be right about the names
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:01, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
*nearly pisses self laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:02, archived)
# spacefish
is great :)

I've been reenjoying his dsf adsf dsg asdesda dffdsdfsfdssgftrgsfhasf SONG today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:02, archived)
# I don't think I recall that.
Linky?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# just do a search for untitled.mp3 and that should find it
seriously ;)

I am not sure if it's still online.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# see
www.b3ta.com/board/515475
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:09, archived)
# It would appear it is not
although who knows with this PC these days........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:10, archived)
#
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/music.html
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:12, archived)
# i can e-mail it to you then
it's 2mb though that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Thanks both of you
it looks like Kitty's got it covered there :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:15, archived)
# she'll do me
out of a job soon
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that's dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# that's mad
and great.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# very very cool
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Sweeeeeet ...
Nicely done that man :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Woo!
lateral thinking rools!
(Indole Ring, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:58, archived)
# yay!
excellent! :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Nice!
Glad I dropped in now.

*edit* Regarding the post below, why comment? It's obvious people like that don't stick around to read them. */edit*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# soooooooooooo
agreed
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# ho ho
top stuf
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Geniwoos!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# deep heat support!!
mod edit: do be doo, do be do do doo...
(jollyrodger, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# how many of your posts
have been spam? 8 maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Let me guess
"your mate" is the lead singer.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# I've just noticed
that you put the UD Code of the Web on leeterthanjesus.com
thanks, I think :)
(KnitWit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# UD Code of the Web?
WTFAYBOA! :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Ahhhh
University of Delaware. So we did..so we did..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Oooh riiight
That's where you go! Tell them they have a spacky code!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# you say this about every band you hear
none of which i have seen achieve anything or even heard of again after your 'hot tip'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:52, archived)
# with a name like franz ferdinand
how can they fail!?
(icedragon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:53, archived)
# yeh,
my friend, bobby kennedy tried it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# can you change the subject line too please mod?
it's making me ill
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:55, archived)
# ta!
and hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# With a name like Jolly Rodger
How can you not trust him?
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:55, archived)
# ...
...
...YARRR!
(icedragon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Im confused.
Im Dr Nick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:58, archived)
# no im Dr Nick
..oh wait, im Brian Blessed
(icedragon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:02, archived)
# this is like spartacus,
but weirder.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Have rough trade ever put out anything any good
or is it all shite?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Nah
Can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:52, archived)
# nuaughty
naughty street teams
tell lisa she is naughty and is line for a spanking.
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Blatant repost cos I am bored
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# are you less bored now you've wasted our viewing space?
read this
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# you filthy mugged up
scallywump.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# ew,
you like me dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# No
;o{ sorry
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# hehehe
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# hee hee
is that ironic? :D
(thundercat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:52, archived)
# A little tooooooo
ironic
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# I've got a spare spoon
does anyone want to trade for a knife?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# haha!
Took me far too long to get that!
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# bit clever
that
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Wait...
I still don't get it.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Blatant Threadjack...

i want that Weeble animation, you know.. "iv'e seen things" for my phone as ive just got a flash player for it!

how do i get just the .swf of it?

pleeeeese :(
(thundercat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# probably in
your temp. internet files?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# um...
ok.. now i sound really stupid, where are my temp files?!
(thundercat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:55, archived)
# C:/windows/
(Squid Bunty, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# if you have Windows
in Windows/temporary internet files

There'll be millions there though...
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# .
thanks mate
(thundercat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# go to the page
and view the source to see where it really is
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# email weebl
ask him to send it to you.
(Squid Bunty, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Blunkett is angered
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha
that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(Indole Ring, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:53, archived)
# I recognize that hamster...

he seems to like you much more than he likes me though
(KnitWit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:55, archived)
# scary
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# woo
but where's his guide...er...beetle?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# well if we're reposting
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# hello everybody.
anybody see this glass cock?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# yep
last night, tef found it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# and ssg before that
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# nah
ssg designed it ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# ok
bitches.

I need a bit of rude ascii.
there is some around here somewhere i know it.
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# http://www.asciipr0n.com/
?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# thnakyou
you star
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# it's still great
though
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# and me bef...
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# "and me befeater"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# befneftoggle
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# sirsandhobnoblin
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Christ!
Bloody Japs! why cant they use their own hands like everyone else?
(Squid Bunty, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# give me some credit.
I'm making a profit on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# They only have tiny little hands
like a double Beadle.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# glass? NSFW?
looks more like Latex, really.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Cor
35,800.00 JPY
Japan Yen 
 
=
 
193.754 GBP
United Kingdom Pounds


Might as well just buy a hooker eh?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# blimey
a fairly good hooker at that!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Not in London

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:52, archived)
# How's aboot
this one, it's Elephant Polo
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# Fantastic
I'm going to start a team. Anyone want to join?
You'll need your own elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:53, archived)
# don't know
haven't been around too much

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# me I'm grrreat!
financially I've reached the 7th layer of hell, but spiritually ahhhh....
spiritually.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# hehehe :)
boo and yay then :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:55, archived)
# seems dangerous
what with mechanical problems and all
(KnitWit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# Grinding..metal..
/shudder
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# wow.
Thats just lazy.

Hows tricks Zog?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# tricks is good
how are your tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# yeah, not bad.
just starting to prepare for my winter depression, so things will go down hill soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:53, archived)
# oh man.
that sucks.
how depressing.
gross, now I'm all depressed.


oh wait! no I'm not! la la la la! hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# : )
Its cool. I just smile less in the winter.

and drink more.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# blimey
for the man who has everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Except
a bird
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# and the confidence
to ask a girl for a date...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# i don't think
that's true.

I have that confidence, but as far as a hand job goes i think i need the japwacker.

was that pc enough fo ya?
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# that's odd
usually if a guy is confident they can get just about any girl they want.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# fancy a shag?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# okay, I stand corrected
maybe you need to start with chatting to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# that may hinder my chances.
Southerners cant understand what Im saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# what?
pardon?

eh?

do you want a gin n tonic?
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# aye!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:01, archived)
# splendid
*stubs his toe and starts crying*
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# sadly,
that sounds just like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Topical repost
(Indole Ring, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# now thats
very cute
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# LOL!
Autowank!
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Last for the day:
Nuts...
Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# anne widdecombe!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# You called?
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# urrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhh
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# check
e-mail
xxxx
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# done
and replied
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# i want to see
her picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# not for me to share
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# please dont
i'm not naked or anything, but just dont
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# No b3tan would do that.
I hope not anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# if they do
berk wont get the next one
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# i don't share pictures
that arn't mine.

baaaaad mojo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Hehe
Good. Have you spoken to Number6 recently? Does he know it's off for now, bless his little coding heart :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# yep
and he's moved house, he should reappear soon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Ahhh
That would explain it :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:52, archived)
# I assume you know each other
(Squid Bunty, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:52, archived)
# Mmmmm
Sheep related mojo...

/Drool
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Berk respects privacy
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# very good of him
fact
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# i dont have a reply
send it again
xxxxxxxx
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# done
you use msn or anything? might be quicker/easier
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# whats msn?
i'm a girl remember

you must be sending it to the wrong address
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# msn messenger
but don't worry,

goto www.4rthur.com and sign up, it's a b3ta private messagy thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# ok
see you there
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# you be nice to our Berk
he's a lovely chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# i am being nice sister
!
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# that's okay then!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# hehe
don't worry, she is :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# take it away
my eyes! my eyes!
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Oh
Lord, no.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# *strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# AAAAH
GET IT AWAY NOOOOW
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Just plain nasty
Thanks for that ;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Just for you, in the interests of political non-bias
click for pic

mod edit: the other one I think you can get away with, but this one just looks too nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# butterface,
as in gorgeous body, but her face.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwww
Teach me to keep my mouth shut
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# bobfoc.
body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Lordy
whopper city...
(Pouched_species, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
tastes like tuna.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# haha
that's woo that.

night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I smell a band wagon
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# You really have been
in a filthy frame of mind today.
Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# ;)
Ta, I had alot of absence to make up for!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Anyhoo
I'm off too.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
#
play me
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# No I'm not sure it is
(Squid Bunty, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# I'll come back when the board's a bit more sfw
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Aww look,
she got herself a pet!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# nah, she wouldn't have
a pet that made her look fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# but does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# yes
she's a cow
(KnitWit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# hubba hubba
Skinny or not, that is a pretty lady.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# and pikey
as fuck
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# 'Posh'
my arse
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# polish?
no thanx
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Yeah?
I don't remember anything about her living in a caravan or stealing lots of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)
# why do
you think she's so thin?
the dole can be hard you know
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# just popped in to say hi on my lunch break

so, erm, hi...
(KnitWit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Oooh, that young innocent mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# how can you resist.

what with MSN closing the chatrooms.

Where do you want to groom today.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Arf!
That almost made me spit cheap french lager on the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)
# hi
but ARGH! MY EYES! HIS EYES! ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# imagine how his feel
all four of 'em :)
(KnitWit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# eek! and threadjack
You know how spam email subjects have random* words attached to avoid filters?
I just got one that said :
'Unleash her floodgates of passion donuts'.
*note correct use of the word 'random'
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# is that a ring donut?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# i had one that said.
'shatter her meat tunnel with your husky third leg'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# oh you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# and another that said
'chick with a face like a glazed donut'.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# I am still unsure as to what husky means in that context.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# It's a new therapy
they stretch it with a team of sled dogs
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# I am now aware.
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# arf!
(KnitWit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Was that what it meant?
Ouch!
Ban this evil interweb!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# i think the rspca should be informed.
this is why chat rooms should be banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# mmmm.
floodgates...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# ooh
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# just testing some new webspace
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# it works
and the piccy be woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# whre's our thread go
check your e-mail
xxx
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Funked up pussy guy from Asterix!
Woo!
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# i think you'll find
it's a picture of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Same thing.
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# is not.
astrix is a poofy gaul.

i'm a norse god.

not the same at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# I thought this was you?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# that's a phrase you don't hear every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# yay!
he got coloured in, and the fold in his cloak no longer looks like a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# well
you could pretend it's a big red cock.

if it makes you happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)

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