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I can't think of a good caption for this

other than "dear god, that lacks inspiration"

(KnitWit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

Ha ha ha

those things make me laugh!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

happy boithday :)

have a cupcake:

(KnitWit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

birthdaybirthdaybirthday!

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

YAY Angry Magic 8-balls!

and WOO as well.

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

haha

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

yay

i haven't seen bill and ted in ages

and i'm viewing it now

woo

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

I wish the third Matrix film had ended

with Ted waking up and saying "dude, I've just had the most awesome dream"

(KnitWit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

didn't someone shop that?

It was most eeeeeeeeexcellent.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

oh really?

that's oddly mind piss-ish

(KnitWit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

Evening

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

evening

(KnitWit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

Night

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

night

FM

this has been a pleasant exchange, might we do it again sometime?

(KnitWit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

without a shadow of a doubt. take care one and all.

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

they did

indeed. I cant be arsed to find it in the spazz though.

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

That would have been the

best thing ever!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

Battle of the bands between humanity and the machines.

It should have been that way...

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

Yeah

Revolutions sounds shit, although at least they killed off *snip*

/edit - ooops, hope nobody saw that!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

I might put a fiver on there being another film.

Either some sort of prequal, or just a trashy, studio-enforced, cash-in sequal.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

Apparently they've flibbled the intended ending

so they can bring out a fourth one.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

the fourth, etc

is going to be an online subscription computer game.

poobumwilly.

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

Well, the whole Matrix thing is gonna continue anyway

whether we like it or not!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

*Imagines a prequel featuring Neo...

SCENE 24: Office, Day.
NEO is sitting at his desk, typing.
He reaches for his coffee, but the polystyrene cup is empty.
He walks to the coffee machine and gets another, before returning to his desk to resume typing.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

hehe

i watched the first again last night.

second later i think :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

Lo, sir god!

i thought i told you yesterday to stay fluffy!

don't you listen to your minions?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

have a cake

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

^_^

if you insist!

: 'D

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

I can't remember if

I've posted him before...

Anyway, he's not Clive in any way, shape or form. He's Shiela.
/edit Scuse my manners... Hope you don't mind the threadjack. Sorry.

(oiseau, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

not at all

jack away

(KnitWit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

Also scuse

my manners... Woo to the pic.

(oiseau, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

I see your lack of inspiration and raise you

a bandwagon:

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

oh dear

my apologies in advance to everyone, then

(KnitWit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

A fibre-optic hedgehog

to cheer Sunshine up.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

Sir god is unhappy?

nooooooooo!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

Wooish yay for the hedgehog

Yay woo :) me thinks someone may have a happy surge

(Jimmaw, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

indeed.. and he won't say why ;o;!

(TeHsPrOuT, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

Woo, yay!

Nice!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

yay!

edit: evenin all!

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

who here

feels happy?

(Jimmaw, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

ME! I do.

I'm on my second bottle of wine though.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

On SCHOOL NIGHT?

Bad kitten!

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

I feel...

hrrmmm... distinctly average, and slightly nauseous.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

Hodgeheg!

/e-p

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

yaaaaaaaaay!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

are you going to get happy soon?

(Jimmaw, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

maybe

if you poke him with a stick?

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

I demand you change you name

and remove "Sad" from it instantly, or you will have affronted my family honour.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

ahhhh...

that's close enough. Cheer up though, love.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

changed again

i'll be better soon, don'tcha worry

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

hooray!

I like that one!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

that is very wonderful :)

(KnitWit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

As always

you excel and excite in not so equal measures.

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

Clive couldn't *wait* to see

what his friends had got him for his birthday...
I think he may be dissapointed...

Happy birthday to me!

/edit - thank you, you're all so kind! *hands out cake*

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

Happy Birthday mate!

And why is everyone called Clive today? :-p

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Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)

because

CLIVE IS YOUR LIFE!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)

Clive is a kitten.

And only a kitten. Never a cat. He is stuck in eternal kittenhood.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)

see here:

www.twohundredpercent.co.uk/onehundredpercentofclive.htm

[edit] Happy Birthday Mr Ralph.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

haha

wunnerful.

happy birthday

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)

is it a bmx?

woo! happy birthday!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)

yay!

happy birthday!!!!

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lemonhead, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)

Huzzah!

Happy burfday!

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dogsbollocks, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)

happy birthday!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)

Woo!

Happy Birthday! My 21st was just under two weeks ago. Planning to get very, very drunk, I assume?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)

I expect so.

:-)

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)

Excellent.

There a place in Swansea (where I am) that does all-you-can-drink for £7 every Monday, which I found very useful for my 21st! ;-) Anything similar nearby yourself?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)

£7?

All you can drink for £7?

Christ, that almost makes the idea of living in Swansea sound appealing.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)

I know.

Very cheap booze is pretty much the Pretty Shitty City's only redeeming feature.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

But he did say

almost...

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

I know,

there's only the one redeeming feature...

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

You LIED, Edmund!

There IS a Swansea!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND

LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

Sadly not...

but I imagine I'll end up somewhere cheap and have to be carried home!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)

Aha,

a cunning plan.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

Either that or fall in the river

and drown.

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

I threw up violently in a pub

on my 20th. The stain is still on their carpet.
I assume my 21st will bring similar hilarity when it comes around in March!

Happy Birthday!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

On my 19th,

I downed 4 pints of some random Wetherspoon's cocktail, then proceeded to empty it down the Gents toilet door 30 seconds later. I worked there for 6 months, and they never knew it was me.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

I believe I was given a cocktail

but they lied about what was in it.
I think it must have been delayed reaction or something, because I was half way though a pint when I exploded!

A lovely bright red experience. Everywhere.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

on my 20th

I just snogged someone inappropriate. I took him home and passed out, and he still did the washing up for me next day while I vomitted copiously in the loo next door...

...peculiar.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

And you

didn't even say thank you....

...rude.

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

Lovely.

Although a proper gentleman would have held the loo seat up to stop it falling on your head.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

happy birfday!

right. that's me done.

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mrRush, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

Moi Aussi.

Night.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

happy birthday

you big boy you

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

woo!

happy birthday!
*does little jig*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)

Oi!

Leave little jig alone, you perv!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)

sorry,

i got a bit over excited there.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

Happy birthday.

May your legs not fall off and you not catch herpes.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)

continuing my plan to resurrect the gayshift......

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

class

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

yay!

spam!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)

how many websites

do you own?

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

sooty

can say we are silly

night

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

hehe

bring back the gayshift.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

...

(Rogue Sausage, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)

he chases himself

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lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

that works so well

yet seems so wrong

wooyay

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Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)

story of my life

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lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

haha! oh that's not true~ you're great how u are!

lovely pic ^-^; excellent shopping!

(TeHsPrOuT, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

Beautifully

done!

(byebye, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

that's done well

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

fucking hell

that took me a minute.

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

that is quality work!

panowie!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

wow

that looks really good...i just thought it was a funny looking dog!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

that is quite woosome

what's his name?

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SarahRatt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

Unlucky

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lemonhead, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)

it works

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SarahRatt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

I touch myself

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

I touch herself

(Fellmeister, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

i touch dead people

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)

I'm not in the

least bit surprised.

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

i touch cloth

right I'm going to bed

I can hear the gasps of shock now

night all

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

I'd deal with the

turtles head first, could make for very messy bed linen

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

hurrah

that's splendidly done!

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barnesy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

Top notch.

Nuff said.

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)

took me a moment

to see what you'd done there. top stuff!

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mrRush, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

Damn good

I was like "What did they do?" then it hit me. Most definately woo.

(Nickface, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

I just took these in my back yard

you can't see it in the top one, but there were more bands of color under the rainbow. Can anyone tell me what they were? I brought them out as much as I could in this one, but there were more of them, and they appeared to be in a more light-dark-light-dark pattern. edit: oooh cool. I think it was more than one reflected rainbow.

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gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

my guess is its the rainbow going into the invisible band of the color spectrum

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)

that explains why I couldn't photograph them

but why could I see them?

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gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

crap

camera?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

it was great

three years ago

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gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)

I think it's just two spectrums, isn't it?

A fainter one under the more visible one. Or so I believe, I forget who told me.

A lot nicer than two speculums though.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

Speculum?

Now here's a word you don't hear enough at the dinner table.

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)

hello beautiful

I haven't seen you about in ages!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

hello beautiful yourself!

i've gone and got a job and a girlie and loads of my old friends are making excessive demands on my time and liver.

Life is good.

How's life in the lands of Womble-Kitten?

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)

oh jolly good

that sounds nice.

All is well here. Are you doing the Manc bash?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)

Huh?

*scampers off to 4rthur...*

EDIT: It's very tempting indeedy... I actually have a free weekend although spondies are running low. I'll see what happens about shifts next weekend and then decide around tuesday. You going?

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)

Well, I thought

I'd see how the spondies were running about Tuesday and then decide. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

Well in that case

I shall make sure i'm on in the week, say tuesday?

Same b3ta-time, same b3ta-channel.

Peace. Love.

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

actually 4rthur would probably be sensibler.

But yes, we must synchonise watches and shite like that.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

i hear speculums

can be fun

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

the light beyond ultra-violet?

sometimes you get a double rainbow, wher eit start to repeat, but much paler. i think it's that.

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

it didn't really look like another rainbow

I don't know if I can explain it.

Alternating bands of light and dark greater in width than the width of the colored part of the rainbow and decreasing in intensity.

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gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)

it's......

a reverse rainbow, i saw a thing about them on open university at 3am one morning, under each rainbow is another one, with the colours reversed, for some reason........

(John Doe, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

Dontcha love Google?

Rainbows are produced when sunlight is reflected and refracted by raindrops in a manner similar to the refraction occurring when light passes through a prism. The light rays making up the main, or primary, rainbow experience single internal reflection from the back surfaces of the drops. The light composing the secondary bow undergoes two reflections from the raindrops. As you know from looking in a mirror, the action of reflection is to cause an inversion of an image. Your right hand appears to be your left hand. The second reflection in a raindrop reverses the order of the colors in the rainbow. In rare cases, you can see a very weak third bow. It is explained by three reflections and exhibits the same order of colors as does the primary bow. At each reflection, only part of the incident light is actually reflected, therefore, the more the reflections, the less bright the bow.

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Generationgav, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

No.

No I don't.

I used to but it looks like Micro$oft are going to buy it at some point. Can't complain, I did apply for a job with them after all...

(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

that's been denied lots now.

No idea if that changes the amount of truth in the story though.

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barnesy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

sometimes

you get a reversed rainbow underneath and a band of darkness between them or beneath them or something.

It's to do with the raindrops refracting the light twice or some other scientific explaination.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

See

here

(byebye, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

ask my dad, he's a retired meteorologist

(lib319, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

whee

why's Sunshine Elephant sad?

(TeHsPrOuT, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)

he's not giving any clues

and i learnt a long time ago, looking for sympathy on the internet, on a messageboard of all places, isn't what you should do.

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

awww

but i made this pic specially so i could ask him!

(TeHsPrOuT, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

Ooo, it's a mystery

Ooo ooo ooo, it's a mystery!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

and i'm not sure if it's particually our business

though saying "i'm sad... ah, ah, but i'm not telling you why..." is a bit izzard-ish.

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)

"I'm sad... but I'm not telling you why...

Bees!.... Brrr, cold shower, hot shower, cold shower, hot shower... gnomes!"

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King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

not quite that bit of the sketch...

but never mind.

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

I couldn't remember it

so I wrote a stream of Izzard-ish instead.

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King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

death or plumbing, death or plumbing!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

hedgehogs

make people happy

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Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

they make me happy

oh yes they do

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)

hedgehogs are noise when they keep scuttling about outside your house at night

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

yeh,

so stop complaining and get back to cleaning my shoes.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

Is he still sad?

I dunno then.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

i'll be happy soon

hopefully

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Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

an armful of morphine is what you need

if not, i'll have it

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

you just haven't

got her drunk enough yet, I imagine.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

Oh, it's feelings then

is it?

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King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

I don't know

but he just started Uni so I'm guessing.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

seeing

lots of b3tans on saturday should be quite cheering. I think.

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barnesy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

*hug*

well you know we all wuv u don't u Sunshine? ^^;

(TeHsPrOuT, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

that's a happy

seeming spider

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

someone

shop a hedgehog. it'l make him happy :)

(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

'tis a

lovely spider, and I hope he gets where he's going soon

(oiseau, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

Royal

Male

(DH Webmaster, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

Parcel Force

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

special delivery

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

mail train through the severn tunnel

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

DHL

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

Deutsche Post

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)

Carrier

Pigeons.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

Parcel Farce

more like

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

marcel forced

more like.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)

really,

who cares what he does with his nob?
i'm worried about the number of people who are interested.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

it distracts us from our otherwise dull and boring lives

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

perhaps

it distracts us from important news.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

i bombed the moon.

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

I killed

the film industry

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

Now I am the new Svenno!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAH!

(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

hahaha

I like that :)

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

Worthy of praise indeed.

Dumbleton...

(

Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

erm

you look like text

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

you're just an ugly cunt.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

piercings

In reply to your message at the bottom of all of your posts, do you think that genetal piercings are weird?

(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

hardly!

He's not called Staple Balls for nowt. :D

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

i hope not

hes got enough of em

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

nah not weird

and certainly fun to play with

(

Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

get a rooooooom!

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

(

King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)

not at all

www.stapleballs.co.uk may explain.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)

why are even having to think about your nipples if you do that to your self? :D

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

i have to think

before i do any piercings on new bits

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

funny

all of mine were spur of the moment lol

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

hehe

my sack ones are now, but the rest, i think about, works better this way

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

good

good, I have 2 and I was afraid girls would eb freaked out...

(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

seeing as i'm

a gay-ish bloke...

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

Um...

I tried to say gay-ish at work.

They all laughed.

(Dark_J, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

well youve done nothiing to prove oterwise...

if i looked like you id shave my arse and walk backwards

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

you look like ozzy osbourne's son...

whats-his-name...

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

jack osbourne

I get it all of the time, if you go to google and do an Image search for jack osbourne, the base pic I used of me is the 5th result :)

(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

haha

woo then

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

woo?

what exactly does "woo" mean?

(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

you might as well ask

"Why does the sun?"

WOO is like YAY.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

thx

thanks

(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

well

there's a claim to fame.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)

jack

jack osbourne

(

Koogas, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

his name's

twat faced pisshead

or is that me

(

SarahRatt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

Marvellous.

(oiseau, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

IT'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR US!!

*blam*

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

you would be doing the world a favour

want me to load the gun for ya?

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

Stormy Island

also made this slightly psychedelic version along the way

(

DonnChadh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)

i like.

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)

ooh

very nice.

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)

most woosome!

lame yet relevant question:

how do you do a lense flare?

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

photoshop?

they look poop 90% of the time though

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

how in photoshop, though...

is there a filter or sommat?

edit:haha, you said poop... : 'P

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

filters -

render -
lens flare

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)

wooooooooooooooo!

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

lanscape

loveliness

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

Clive looked on in disbelief...

Click for biggery

(byebye, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)

oooh

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)

clive?

you don't surely mean... clive

do you?

edit: wooooo!

(

Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)

hehe

still wunnerful

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)

what a

naughty little scamp that clive is, tch. ii'll tell his mum.

(

Dano, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)

did someone mention clive?

(

mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)

heh heh

go clive

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)

ooooo

i want a plaid car...

(lo, all!)

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

foof

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

lo, berk!

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

powerclive!

see how he dances!

(

Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

yaaay! later that evening:

(

mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

ahahaaahaaaa!

that's brilliant!

(

Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

hehe

woo

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

repost cliveshop

(John Doe, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

"..then i woke up and it was all a dream"

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)

New Queen Gladys™

(

Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)

argh!

cracking

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)

What's that Q?

No I just slipped.

(hanuman, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)

woo

ithis facial expression that does it

(Clockwork, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)

OW!

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)

it stings me

it stings

:)

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)

ouch.

puntastic.

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)

ooof!

(

mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

woo

mummy!

(

Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

that's no moon!

oh.

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

well

now you broke it

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)

i considered

a deathstar, but it didn't seem right

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)

true

she doesn't look the type

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)

loves Australia

hm?

(Rogue Sausage, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)

hehe

I don't know what is happening here, but I like it

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)

Eclipse

Watched a full lunar eclipse from my front window last evening. thanx to your photo,
now have new perspective.

(useless, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)

Has anyone

managed to keep i wanna be a pop idle if so how can i obtain it?

(POP IDLE, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)

just imagine it

(

Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)

blimey,

it's a lot weirder than i remember.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)

you remember the bit

about the big top

strange stuff

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

being as i'm just trying to remember it,

i imagine there are far more ducks in my version than the original.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)

ducks you say

I think the original needed ducks

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)

I imagine

simon bloke jobbie shagging all of those young lasses

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

(

Dano, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)

you called?

what do you want?

(WT Fayboa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)

hmm

liar muchly

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)

eh?

time travel?

(WT Fayboa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)

yep

I post from a past perspective

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)

no idea rob,

i thought somebody had ukdragoned it in the short term, but i'm not sure now.

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)

Well, is it not still

ON THE WEBSITE?

(

King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)

no, it's not.

sony wanted it gone.
so many personalities (that aren't rob, honest) keep posting requests for people to "download it and redistribute it amongst themselves before it mysteriously dissapears"

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)

Blimey

I go away for a week and miss all the news!

/edit - I bet it's on Kazaa!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

email rob

(

kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)

perhaps

it is rob..

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)

ITS NOT ROB

I just really need the video i wrote the song for the video and i saw it once and it got banned

(POP IDLE, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)

After much contemplation, I pulled the trigger...

Goodbye brother Svenno... I will now wear your uber-awesome shirt, muahhaha...

(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)

Ha ha ha

woo!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)

very

woo

(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)

But you're gonna get some

Lemony Man-love now...

(

The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)

well thats a weak gun

he didnt move an inch.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)

its a question of momentum and relative weights and velocities, really

(

Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)

svenno has to be close to an immovable object

surely?

(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)

well...

he looks very top heavy and with a blow to the head would surley knock him back.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)

i'm attracted to young svenno,

but only due to his gravitational pull.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)

Everyday low prices, 007!

(Idid, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)

Ha ha ha

fantastic, best one I'm seen so far!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)

i concur

(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)

hmmm...

I think i saw him on hgtv once.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)

have this:

(

Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)

Ooh.. Thalidimide

Gangsters

(useless, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)

Fantasticles!

(

matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)

I fucking love that.

They have a policy of employing OAPs don't they?

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)

strangely, though,

not the dead.

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)

I don't know...

I think my local branch has a few zombies.

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)

"have you got a 1/2" elbow joint, compression fittings, for copper pipe?"

"uuugh... urghle...blurgh... spicy brains..."

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)

w00

gadgetastic

(

pippy is a truck, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)

superb!

made me laff a lot.

(tom_artosorse, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)

heh

my favourite so far I think

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)

arf!

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)

hahaha

ace!

(

rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)

excellent!!

a well deserved FP:)

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)

Thank you!

and thanks to the ~~Magic Donkey~~ powers that be for the fp!

(Idid, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)

second job q?

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)

hahaha

woo

(

lemonhead, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

Oh aye.

That's rather good.

(

Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

"Attention...."

"Clean-up crew in the explosives aisle. Repeat, clean-up in aisle seven."

(maxwell_smart, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

fan fecking tastic

winner.

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

Yes

yes yes and yes

(

crouchingbadger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

it am teh best

Q Yay!

(

FatherJack /me belms, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

I think we have a winner!

(

Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

W/Y/H

Best I have seen, simple, funny and lots of attention to detail!

(

Duncan Disorderly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)

you win

That's just simply too arf-tastic for words

(Yarbo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

Loving that,

lovely detail, perfect!

(byebye, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

this should win

(

Laughing Boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

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