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drunk in Hamburg/Germany playing around with KFC-bags

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(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

redex

edit: now it works, but why were you onfire?

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

Fire is good, isn´t it?

Got myself Eyecandy 4000, that´s why

for free, of course

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

I think

you might be having problems as you have spaces in the filename - replace them with _ or summat

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

yay

redexification.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

Do you know Zog (Jake)?

I'm going to Hamburg to visit him this weekend.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

don´t know him

Just know, that he´s living there

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

wow...

And on that note:

Whilst looking for a good piccie of Agent Smith, I Came across this:
Agent Smith
* Erwin F. Smith, Agent, Appointed 1886.

Which is from this page.

I dunno.. just thought it was strange that there actually WAS an Agent Smith.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

The race to shop begins...

NOW!

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

smith isnt an unusual name

and there are alot of agents in this world

im sure he's not one of those agents though

edit: this one has a good beard on him though

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

b3ta calendar reminder

apols for thread-waste. see me profile kids.
have a picture to make up for this

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raver, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

You should include

the b3ta united team photo.

members.lycos.co.uk/zippitgallery/b3tafootball/images/800-204_0499.jpg

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

Hurrah!

We should have a b3ta Knobbily Knees competition too, from the looks of it.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

Ha ha ha

harsh.

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Samsonite, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

who's who

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raver, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

l-r

dunno, supermoore, dunno, fnord, slim, dunno, dunno
bottom - martian, dunno

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

It's Dr Nick

next to Martian.

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Samsonite, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

err *trying to remember*

top row: dunno, Supermoore, dunno, Fnord, Slim, Spekt0r, MrPeet(?)
bottom row: Martian, Dr Nick Riviera

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

I just got a graphics tablet

so on with the obligatory cock

(cheeseballs, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

huzzah!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

you're

easily impressed

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

I've

just been trying to find the one I did when I borrowed Nacho's tablet, but I think it's gone :(

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

and what a lovely one it is too

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

indeed

one I would have been proud of

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

Are you sure

it's not a photo?

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

haha

very funny, we* all know I'm not so blessed

by we I mean I

(cheeseballs, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

WHOOP!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

Huzzah!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

fantasticock.

Now do boobs!

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

norks

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

I never did a cock

on either of my graphics tablets...

should I have?

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

The Wicker Inman

"Christ! Christ! Oh, oh Christ!........I'm free!...

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

oh no . . . they're all . . .

HEATHENS!!!! rofl...

(mixtapes, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

I saw that for the first time the other day

was weally wather woo

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

It scared the crap out of me

when I watched it at 4 in the afternoon. Always a good sign, I think.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

I bought it a year ago and

I'm still too scared to watch it. Mrs. Bingo watched it a couple of months ago when I was out and had to turn it off.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

Nice, but what would have made it even better (geekier)

would be if it was Saruman getting burnt (further to recent LOTR news)

(fak, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

Ooh, pray tell

/ignorant

Edit: Oh yeah, woo!!

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useful_idiot, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

the great

Christopher Lee

(mixtapes, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

Oh yeah

I'm so thick today. My face is also peeling off, as if anyone wanted to know.

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useful_idiot, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

I'm sad today

and that is depressing as well . . .

(mixtapes, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

I'll take that edit to mean you know about

www.theonering.net/perl/newsview/1/1068238366

spoilers for those people who worry about that sort of thing

(fak, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

i dont like this

thats just dark

(STINK_BOMB, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

What?

Eh?

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

handsome devil

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)

theres only

so many handsome cows out ther ya know

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

Cow??!?

How dare you, that's one of my twelve wives!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

pah!

only 12?

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

Genius Q!

I hope this hasn't been done, because if it has, its probably already been done better. Apologies for the 'shop skills (or lack thereof).

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Gnoll, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

mmm, smirnoff

= )

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

I want one!

But my head's too big.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

Tsk...

Any good Bond fan knows it's:

"A dry martini," he said. "One. In a deep champagne goblet."

"Oui, monsieur."

"Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?"

Casino Royale, Chapter 7.

/geek

(antonye, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

that would be...

...quite a complex (and possibly rather unwieldy) hat.

Although, on reflection, I bow to your superior knowledge.

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Gnoll, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

evil pranks

when i was at uni...i got really fed up of the people i was in halls with..they all locked their food cupboards with tiny locks, so one night i went around with a fork and managed to swap all the locks around and inside all the cupboards i put bricks, fire extinguishers, anything i could lay my hands on....it was very funny to see their faces the next morning

(shehasredhair, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

Let the

Flaming begin

:D

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

Nah...

she has red hair.

I've got a soft spot for Ginger girls... and she's new.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)

red headed women are fucking gorgeous

on the whole at least

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

Oh SHIT YEAH they are!

100% OF FACT!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

I was watching Cracker at 3 o'clock this morning

and really wanted to shag Panhandle or whatever her name is.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

penhaligan

Oh my, yes.

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

olive

from on the busses.

the prosecution rests its case

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

Especially

red "down there".

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

Now, now...

Stay fluffy...

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

I shut my eyes and imagined that as a Monkeon style picture.

It was very good.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

don't open them

you'll be disapointed

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

fed up "with"

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

Yeah, that's like that time where you posted some irrelevant crap on a message board

and everyone was like, "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!"...

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

For some reason

that made me chortle like a sandwich.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

and don't listen to her anyway right

because right she got caught givin' Scott Marshall a blowie but I never said nothing right because yeah but no but because we all saw Samantha Wright and her sister buyin' dog food right and we all know what that was for but right but yeah but no but the thing is I never done it and don't...

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

it's so good.

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

hmmm.

important and useful factoid missing from various nonsense above is that - whilst the 'prank' thread is ostensibly closed - if you're going to post to it then do so in the correct place (see the front page).

the response has been pretty mild, actually. count yourself lucky. must be the bulk-purchased Prozac we sent everyone on the board.

(rednc, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

Sorry to have dissappointed you

with the board member's (I said member gak gak) replies, may I be of service to offset above comments with a...

BADGERWANKING GINGER TWUNTSPUNTYMINGEFLANGE!!!

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Silentbob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

B3tan names...

part one of a series...maybe
guess who?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

marvelloys

very good

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

took me a foking long time...

sadly enough...

hows mistah sunshine today?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

mild.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)

better than when i last saw yeh

then! ^_^ yay!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)

Makes you want to change your name

to something more shoppable

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

What's more shoppable than

Chernobble fallout?

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

oooh

i wanna play . .

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

Woo!

You should e-mail him that, I don't think he's seeing the board very much at the moment.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

woo!

have you sent it to him?

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

nope...

don't have his email.too lazy to spazz it...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

his website is

www.glastonbridge.com or .net or .org or something
and glastonbridge might be spelt differently
i think his user id is 69 or something if that's helpful

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

www.glastonbridge.co.uk

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

that's the bunny

= )

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

sent

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

I sort of did that once.

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

heh

there sure are a lot of 'photoshop b3tan names' series

(1, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

I like these.

Here's one that Number 6 did of me:

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

adr made this:

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

it's the tongue which makes it

though if she's not careful she'll end up flying into something

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

Hooray!

TOld you...

we're bloody famous, we are.

I made the bad mistake of renting "The COre" and "Daredevil" this weekend...

WHY?!?!?!?!?!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

I don't know.

That's a truly awful pair of movies.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

Indeed...

I have this bad taste in my mouth, as if I had just swallowed a bug.

Well, live and learn.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

hahaha

woo!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

yay!

well done

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

cue

(peewee13, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

Arfage

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

if tesco made beards...

They'd be the wrong shape!

(Mikhail Gorbachev If only Chupa-Chups made dildos..., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*legs it*

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Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

But they can get some things right

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

hehe,

thats ace. i just had a bad experience with tesco labels last week, and decided to make an ill-fitting beard!

(Mikhail Gorbachev If only Chupa-Chups made dildos..., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

I think

it could probably do with some more of the black lines being removed really as that would give it the true Tesco Value kwality but I can't be arsed.

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

I noticed the other day

They actually sell Tesco Value lunchboxes. What sort of a parent would send their kid to school with one of them?

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wayward., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

one with no money

maybe?

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

Yay

Arrr! you made me laugh. 'tis large amounts of strangeness required to make that happen

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

Now you know why you shouldn't over-wind them

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

Woo!

made by al qaeda toys inc.?

(wizbits_armpit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

(ivor_the_engine, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha!

woo yey houpla!
i especially like the brain exposure = )

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

ho ho

that's great

WYH

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lord bofingham, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

Nothing should be overwound

100% of Fact.

Woo to the pic!!

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

WIND IT

wind it Hard!

(Captain Slasher, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

Rolling on the floor laughing my arse off

Hes been transformed into a Dumbleton

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

thats ok... we can fix that

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

:-)

And woo to the original pic.

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underneath the weeping willow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

Hehehe

He'll learn!

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Dogtanian, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

As nice as Michael seemed

people couldn't quite put their finger on
why they didn't like him

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

maybe it's

cos he's a twunt?

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Yes he is.

Criminal Justice Act anyone?

Cunt.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

i don't know my laws as much as i should do = (

what bit are you refering to?

EDIT: oh right, you were on about it being him who implemented it wasn't you? i'm not always quick on the uptake

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

The bit that say

you can't have a disco in your garden any more

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

i don't have a garden

so i'm ok

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

It can also be illegal

for a group of cub scouts to meet in a field. That's one of my favourite hobbies down the drain.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

but you're not allowed to be a scout!

or were you luring them into a field and then watching from a distance?

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

Girls can be scouts,

but not cubs. Or something.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

no, it's girl guides

scouts are boys only
at least i believe so

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

You're right, nearly.

I'm thinking of Venture Scouts, which is for scouts over 16 I think. That's mixed, and is more like the Duke of Edinbrough awards.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

It's all mixed these days.

Well, not the Girl Guides, obviously, but in Scouts you can have girls and/or boys in all sections.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

really?

would that not encourage them to molest each other and have sex? cos it seems that everything else does

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

I think they gave up

pretending to care many years ago.

Strangely though - I discovered last week that although Scouting is meant to be multi-faith they have problems with atheists wanting to become leaders.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

And you should know!

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

I do indeed.

Thank fuck sick boy took down that pic...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

I don't recall

the picture, but I can guess it wasn't appropriate!

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

Certainly wasn't.

4rthur sick boy to find out if he's still got it knocking around, cos it's fucking hilarious - or at least it was at the time.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

Luring

and leering

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

You meet cub scouts down drains?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

They're sneaky bastards.

They put in a bit which says the police can stop and search you if they have "reasonable suspision" that you're going to a party. Basically, that means they can pretty much stop and search anybody, anywhere.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

why are parties so dangerous?

are we not allowed to have fun?

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

It's because we're all on drugs,

and society will crumble if we dance in fields.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

really?

*gets excited*
and where can one find such a thing?

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

The early 90's unfortunately,

as it's illegal now.

Cunts.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

bloody typical

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)

i thought you could

as long as it finishes by 4.30pm
and no more than 2 men and a dog (not tethered to a piece of string) attend..

(Captain Slasher, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

the wording of that crappy piece of legislation

actually makes things like the Proms illegal as well...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

Last night of?

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Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

*gets long-sleeved Levellers T-shirt out of drawer*

He's a cunt.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

*puts on Sensor album*

Yes, yes he is.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

Senser were ace

My favourite Senser lyric was "It sinks to the bottom like a fucked up boat."
Genius.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

woo for the levellers = )

i had 15 Years stuck in my head for about a week last month
it got a bit irritating in the end

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

I can imagine.

15 years is the only levellers song I can stomach, and none too often either.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

i might have to tie you to a bed this saturday

and play them at you then
it'll make a change from you waking up to discover you're covered in pen and ink anyway

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

Hmmm

suddenly the weekend appears to be shaping up most interestingly - what with this and Lora's "necessary actions"...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

the weekend was *always* going to be interesting

i mean, it's a bash!

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

Indeed

and I shall have to attempt to stay vaguely compos this time so that I can enjoy the shenanigans too.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

i had

a week last month stuck in my head for about 15 years

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

"Gets Prodigy album out of box

and places huge loudspeakers out of window
whilst drinking cider straight from the
bottle"

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

Soap-dodging crusty bastard ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

More than five people enjoying themselves where music is playing is obviously an orgy.

Anyone who says otherwise is a poof.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

mmm, orgy

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

i must go to

church more often...

(Captain Slasher, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha!

what a good idea = )

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

Egg-fuckin-zactly.

"Clearly I do intend to hurt him."
Ann Widdecombe, May 15 1997

Manages "to combine the smarm of Cecil Parkinson with the charm of Norman Tebbit."
Andrew Rawnsley, Guardian

And my favourite:
"He has obviously had, let's be frank, an image problem."
Michael Portillo, March 9 1999

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

I marched through the streets of London for that!

Thanks - I'd forgotten what I was marching for, but it was great fun.

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

I DJ'd on the Manchester march.

The decks were on a platfrom propeeled by 6 bikes. The bikes also generated some of the power. How fucking silly is that?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

that's ace

completely mental

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

...

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

You put your left Woo in,

Your Right Yay out,
In, out, in, out
Houpla all about.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

i was singing that about half an hour ago! no references to it for *years* and then twice within an hour! waaaah!

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

me too,

that's why I had to do this! Have you got my brain?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

maybe

it might explain why my bag was so heavy today
if i find it i'll post it back to you

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

you are just too good

a) I keep spurting tea at the monitor
b) your stuff is just very very good
c) woo
d) yay
and
e) hoopla!
f) heard from the papers yet etc etc. etc.?

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expf, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

Spongbob Squarepants.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

Too....

Evil!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

Why hippos don't play rugby...

Now with animation

www.b3ta.com/board/2303930

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

woo

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

Ooh Aah just a little bit...

TJ AGAIN! will someone please tell me how to merge faces with rock-cliffs, like people in the past have done with brian blessed etc...

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siamese twins utd., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

With a big hammer

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

turn up contrast

reduce opacity
on the face?

just a guess

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

no good for texturing it though

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siamese twins utd., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

That depends on what package you intend to use.

More info please.
Fluffy hour starts now.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

photoshop 7

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siamese twins utd., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

This may be useful

tutorial on layer blending

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

ta muchly

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siamese twins utd., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

if i knew how

i would tell you. i imagine it's something to do with layer masks...

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

Hello mate.

There's a Manchester bash this weekend you know?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

didn't, but have to work

goddamn food costing money and that... fuckin money grabbin bstards

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siamese twins utd., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

1. find rock cliffs

2. run really fast

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

G SUSS!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

ArrrrggggHhhhhhhhhh!!!!.......

Thas bootiful!

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

hehe

poor bugger, but at least he is good in the scrum

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

nice

one...

(mixtapes, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

YAY

thank you muchly sir!
would have liked a kick though!

edit/ im off home now, speak to ya'll tomorrow!!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

my pleasure

shame the poor hippo will never kick the ball!

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

bless his little cotton socks

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

large

cotton socks

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

Please excuse me

while I jack this thread:
I was just pointed to the most fluffy rabbits in the world.
Thank you.

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azerty, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

Damn

that's fluffy

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

i heard it as

"can you spot the rabbits in these pictures?"

(mixtapes, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

hasn't

that been in a newsletter?

GC, but christ, hairy buggers aren't they!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

Bravo, sir!

Bravo!

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Rooster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

savvy

(MattJAw, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

Kill it!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

The yanks won't like that

100% FACT

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

Links borked mate!

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Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

I know...I know............

black car in the night,men in suits,tower of london etc

(Leonardo Acropolis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

and in this vein, get your new michael fawcett doll!

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Alfie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

nicely

done

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

pfft!

he said "vein"!

(dognutz, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

hahaha

yay! i love the it

Hes a gay!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

Wasn't Farrah Fawcett in Charlie's Angels?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

funny you should say that

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

"Heeello???"

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Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

bless him.

like the hawaiian necklace thing

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

if he's been anywhere on earth

he also would be dead

/pedant

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

maybe

it happened during his flight...

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

That's a very

very good point.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

100% not fact.

Ya daftie.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

not quite

not everything was wiped out in the mass extinction of 65 million years ago, and also there are parts of the world that would have been safe, for a couple of weeks at least until the "nuclear winter" took hold

so there

I like the pic a lot

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

i humbly apologise

although it was my schools fault for not offering a GCSE in Dinosaur History.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

what?

in my school Dinosaur history was compulsory up to A-level

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

HOLLY: They're dead, Dave.

DAVE THE DINOSAUR: Who is?
HOLLY: Everybody, Dave.
DAVE THE DINOSAUR: What, Brontosaurus?
HOLLY: Everybody's dead, Dave.
DAVE THE DINOSAUR: What, Pterodactyl?
HOLLY: Everybody's dead, Dave.
DAVE THE DINOSAUR: What, Iguanadon?
HOLLY: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

hehehe

*giggles like a loon*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

Should have worn

dungarees

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

ha ha ha

that's ace = )

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

And now on b3taGold......

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

that's really nicely done

woo etc

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

brilliant.

and so fashionable.

(rednc, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

beautiful

just beautiful, and reminiscent of days gone past.

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Alfie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

SNOODS!!

Hurrah for the snoods!

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

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