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for all you static lovers

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

yay!

woo its snowing!

(icedragon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

ooo magic eye,

i can see a giraffe, either that or a frog, one fo them

(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)

actually it's the queen mum

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)

Oooo

How random!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)

Which stimulates an interesting question

Could you put subliminal adverts in GIFs?

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)

depends on the frame time settings and subtle integration of the subliminal message

at least i think so...

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

yay!

i could watch that for a disturbing length of time.

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

for some reason i can't optimize this

so it's like 800k and I'm all bitter about it. Cause it deserves more than being all jerky and huge. . .

groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDgApYVLA9evdlfXre64t0rQ4p*oGewPq5ApDrA4hyeLtK5271k*H!iPgVZ7f5WRH797yD9iNz3xPQEFt8DWTtc!irbOfUloEZws1DLHv0/catandmouse.gif

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

try

reducing the size of the image might help you some for starters

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

Is the main background transparant, rather than

white?

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Herr Tezcat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

all that stuffs done . . .

It has way too many colors is i think the problem (256). and my optimizer lets me see how much smaller it would be with 32 colors but wont actually let me change it. piece of shit.

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)

it's very woo

maybe your optimisations are fruitless because the image is taller than it is wide, i vaguely remember reading that makes a difference to .gif due to how it works... (could you slice it into 3 and stack the images?)

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Dano, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

i reckon you should miniturise it

Only better than that

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

maybe

but that's about what i was going for... Thanks!!

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

Smallerer (105k)

linked

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)

suck this

and see

32 secs 205k 70% of orig size

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

ooh nice

the colors! the colors!

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

need it smaller?

sir?

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

no i'll just save this one and sneakily repost it

after a few weeks!

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

Morbid

thoughts today.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

hahahahaha

youre great!
FACT!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

i sense a pattern emerging

have a

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

yay!

more excellence!

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

marvellous

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

Yay!

that's a rich vein of hummus you've found today, good sir

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

click this its great

absolutley fantastic game!

sorry its probably been linked to before just thought it was good

(BigBobbyh, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

glassicus cockikus

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

bonza

(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

Walk it

Walk it hard

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

KILL IT

STAMP ON IT'S HEAD

(mistersnappy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

Blowtorch it

then use a twig to poke the remains.

(My Name Here, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

I'm sensing

some hostility.

Do you have issues ?

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

Yes, i have

issues of X-Men #21 and Aliens (Dark Horse#2,3,4)

Theyre the best ones, did u mean something else?

(My Name Here, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

Yeah

I meant to ask you what the weather was like where you are but I am severely dyslexic and it came out "Do you have issues"

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

just kick its face off

/Otter Fighter

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

Awwwww

I want one!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

and me and me...

can i have the little one with the piggy ears?

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

that's mine!

you get the curled up one that looks like one fo those shoe-cleaners.

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

vampbull terrier?

or not?

(richiebloodyrich, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

It's a puppystrelle bat.

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

repost

but only because i feel there is not enough spong these days

(I Eat Spam, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

Cute

But ill stick with kittens and goldfish thanks

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

Technical question

are there any database specialists here?

Got a question.

Have embroiled myself in a debate on ID cards on collective

I would like to know how plausable/implausable is it to create, run, manage, and extract data on every inhabitant in the UK (60 mill. Saying that it logs an average of 12 events per person per day.

Cheers

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

i reckon it would be a piece of piss

and am prepared to offer my services

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new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

would you be using photoshop 7

or photoshop CS?

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

or photoshop CE?

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Muns, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

very feasible

but unlikely to work, as this government has a habit of employing super-retarded monkeys for its IT projects
(edit) in the management of course. i'm sure all the hard working coders are perfectly competent in their jobs :)

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Spoon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

Woo!

Its government work for me then!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

Someone has to employ me..........

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

haha!

woops, sorry. present company excepted of course :)
(edit) i fear i may have just inadvertantly offended half the board

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Spoon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

as long as it's that half it doesn't matter

I recon you could take 'em

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

im leaving my job

i work for a government funded thingy mabob..
but it seems i may be leaving soon, as im moving house :-\

(Emohawk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

Fujitsu?

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

alaska

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

Jamaica

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

would be pretty easy...

as long as your server could handle it.
would need a hi-spec server to handle that many commands at once or it could overload!
would need to be pretty Secure too, data protection and all that..
contact me for more
[email protected]
ill be home tonight :D

(Emohawk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

cheers

for that

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

I would suggest posting that question on a website for posting silly pictures and animations.
Let me know if you have any problems

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

but its all the bored IT people making all the silly

pictures

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

Damn!

found out

also it would be piss easy to do

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

OY!

I'm nothing to do with IT, I've got a real job!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

real job?

what is this 'real' you talk of?

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kitty_cat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

no.

I'm a bored student. Not of IT, even.

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Herr Tezcat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

excuse me

I happen to be unemployed thank you.

But if I had a job, I would be working in IT and be bored.

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bleepbloop, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

now that's ambition!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)

good point

(busted)

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

plus it was never discussed with the irish government who have no interest in it,

despite non-passport controlled flights and pretty much unregulated ferry access either way. So it's inherently flawed.

Presumptuous really.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

I-D cards y'say?

clickum bigbrother

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

Ask

the CIA... they've done it already, for everyone in the UK, the rest of the EU and a lot of people in the rest of the world.

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azerty, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

fluffy

(mistersnappy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

its just what i needed after a hard day of college

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

there has been a distict lack of kitty action here today

(mistersnappy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

He's coming for you, George...

heh-heh-heh...

(Shatner's Bassoon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

www.cookdandbombd.co.uk still down?

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

Was last time I looked

Curses

(Shatner's Bassoon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

tits

I wanted to rant about C4's Adult At 14 monstrosity

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)

Isn't that

Chris Morris ?

(spungo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

it's beautiful!

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

Is that a man's winkie?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

From a certain angle

that looks very very rude indeed.

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

from every angle

it looks rude
its called angle-ambiguioty

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

looks ever so ever so slightly possibly based on something dodgy

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

why is it glowing?

is it nuclear?

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The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

Maybe its

Radioactive...Spiderman had it easy, imagine what would happen if you got bitten by that!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

you mean yours doesnt glow?

How do you find it in the dark?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

I just randomly hit things with a stick

until it hurts

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The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

; )

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

i'm going blind just looking at it...

is showing your cock on the interwebnet normal behaviour these days?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

possibly

thats terrible that is...

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The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

NSFW!

if you work with an abstract impressionist ;)

-or-

pah, what a load of cock

very woo, is the glow symbolic of STDs?

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Dano, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

haha

little kids see 9 dolphins

(edit:no they don't)

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

Kojak winking?

More abstract More abstract

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Toma_o, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

Disney have run out of ideas

and so have I.....

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

they always have there numerous cashins to fall back on.

/pearoast

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Muns, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

but I dont

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

yay walts head

yes i know, i know

(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

thats brilliant

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

hahahahahahaha

supoib!

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Muns, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

Forbidden Planet refused to buy my Kenner rare spelling mistake prototype.

Sorry for the pixelation, not many source pics about

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

despite the pixalation

its still quite nice ;)

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

Someone called?

(tomtom, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

night y'all!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

night?

but Ive just woken up...

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The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

i see you baby!

'shakin dat' /edit 'cranberry!'

(Emohawk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

widescreen telly...

hello all...

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christhebarker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

badum

tish

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Dano, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

I thought it was gonna look so funny

and ended up being really disappointed.

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christhebarker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

Looks great!

I thought it was funny!

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UncleLewy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

ouch!

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

tee

hee

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

Yay!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

top

shopage

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Koogas, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

y'know

i think that was in my dream last night
have a

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

top notch.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

Brrriinngg brrriinngg

Hello? Is that Marconi? It's about one of your employees....

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Ian Woosnam, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

peeerfect

have a

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sof sof, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

weeble knievel!

lo bob

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

THIEF !

www.b3ta.com/board/archive/5332/

(Mr Dobalina, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

I am the original Weevil Knevil

But it is nice to see Weevils enjoying more than their fair share of FP's

(2lig, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

apologies

I really hadn't seen your original - respect.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

weevil likes it!!!

woo

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Weevilgrl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)

simple yet so amusing

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

heheheheheh

WANK IT HARD!

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

don't blame it

on the good times...

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stup0t, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

dont blame it

on the Boooooooooogey... :)
likey likey

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

Me in Forbidden Planet

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

yay for manga eyes!

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Muns, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

what's. going. on.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

I'm sorry,

but you really have no right to criticise others.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

What he said^

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

i would have thought it obvious

so much comic goodness, so little cash

sadness results

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

Me in Forbidden Planet:

"How expensive? Are you taking the piss?"

(roomproject, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

Me in Forbidden Planet...

"Haha... look at all the sad sciffy stuff! Hoohoo!"

No offence

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stup0t, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)

me in forbidden planet

"all of the above"

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

me in forbidden planet

ooh look, another hobbit (and i'm not talking merchandise)

(mwybsb, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

I LOVE that store more than kittens

:-)

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

if they sold kittens

would you love it even more?

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Muns, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

Ooooooh,

mysterious joy :D

(roomproject, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

Yep!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

It does rock

very hard indeed.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

Damn it

I'm gonna go to the one in London on the weekend!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)

I would like that store

IF IT WASN'T THE MOST EXPENSIVE STUCK UP PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE!!!

Phew.

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Darkedge, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

so you're shoplifting then?

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

Ew!

What's that in your hair?

(Shoplifting is free and fun, BTW)

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)

mmm, evangelion

and other assorted tokyopop manga...

it's always been referred to as "forboding prices" round these parts

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Dano, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

Thoese who have been to the store in M'bro

Will reconisse the things in the background.
Oh i wish I had money, im drasticly running out!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

is that...

evangelion there?

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

why do you have a drip on your hair?

(woo, and perhaps a little yay also)

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

Sweatblob

not spunk...And the Eva figure im holding is what i keep going in to gaze at, but its gone now :(

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

not

evangelion then

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

i thought

EVA was Evangelion. I've seen people refer to it as EVA on fan sites

edit: woo to the pic, by the way! please excuse my bad manners

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spatuluk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

what or who is Eva?

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

eva:

abbreviation for neon genesis evangelion/ shin seiki evangelion (doesn't mean the same thing), an anime made by gainax some years ago that will mess your head up a large amount

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Dano, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

so it IS Evangelion???

woo yay to NGE if it is.
Best anime series. Eva.

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

YES!!!!!

*huff puff*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

what's...

the address for uk dragon again?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

type ukdragon into google

really

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rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

Funnily enough

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

It's here:

www.goatse.cx

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

LOL

shhhheeeeeet

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Koogas, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)

Awwww

I clicked on that, all full of hope!

that's false advertising that is!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

thanks

hey, I've followed your link, but i can't find where to stick the pictures.........

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

....

...must... resist...

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Dano, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

do it! do it! do it!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

perhaps the display text of that link might...

no perhaps not

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

Salutations this fine monday afternoon

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)

Without the filter

this would be far less funny!!
Woo, sir.

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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

are there any more words other than

cranberry and watermelon that are filtered?

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

happy baby orangutan and zeppelin

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

happy baby orangutan

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jsut peopel, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

How the

whortleberry starfruit would I know?
;o)

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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

that caused

a tea / keyboard interaction event

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lord bofingham, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

Ha ha ha

Geniwoos!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

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