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# they get everywhere..
(welly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# parkinsons?
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# What are you waiting for?
LINES?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# alzheimer's?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# nah
asthma
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# The train that
never comes?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# impotence?
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# oooh
MONKEY!!
(Bytrix, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Nice trembling action!
Have a woo.

And a yay.

What the hell? HOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# One must say
that is a most excellent post, sir. Huzzah!
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# One is currently at your disposal your Majesty.


Victorian yes, compo entry... no
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# he has a look of
an OLD Norris McWhirter about him

i am aware it's John Inman - edit - I hope
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# oh super
i'm freee!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# yay
despite the old bandwagoness of inman
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# splendid !
a welcome return of Inman !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# les
dennis?
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# tarquin loved the work of LS Lowry...

but he never could get his head round them...
tarquin's exploits here
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# aha
so thats what you wanted to know for

woo to that... tarquins ace
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I've seen some Lowry
In real life, and I have to say I never was a fan beforehand, but in the flesh (?) they're very impressive.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# they're great.
did you see the exhibition in Salford a year or so back? Wicked.
(jakeohoho, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# i was the other way round
always liked his work... went to exhibition and thought it was rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# the seascapes are breathtaking
not much of a fan of the stickpeople though
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# HELP!!!
Has anyone got a shot from the opening sequence of Dads Army?? (Dads Who? you cry) I've seen photoshopped ones floating around this site over the past year or so. I desperately need something for course work!!!
(JammyDodgers, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# ...
clicky?
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# any from
here do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# piss
on my mind why dont you
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# blimey!
that question made me find www.dadsarmy.com - seems the entire site is made up of images. Even the big texty sections are huge images.
edit - ah, there is some html text in there. Still spendidly incompetent web design though!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Who do
they thing they're kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# hah

I used to have a German collegue who had a map of europe pinned over his desk, with dad's army style arrow flags - which I thoght was quite entertaining of him.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# its a busy week for
"hear no evil"
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# nice
the source is funny too -

Tony: Yeah, well mine's this big.
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# hehe
have a repost

(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Georgy looks
far too happy in that dress.


*I wouldn't*
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# stunning
brilliant
perfect
etc
etc
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# good shout!
.
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# haha!
(to both pics)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Better than mine
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# very good
plenty of anti-bushblair stuff going on here. And I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Got this wicked game down at Clarks.
(schoey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# arf !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# every Star Wars joke is deserving of a



well, nearly every one
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# The sabre mov is superb, we should make a full length one!
And the twins are lovely, hurrah for them - you can't beat a visit to a beach on a cold day. Your partner looks just like a friend of ours called jessica, was a bit suprising as I thought it was her at first.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Full length one is on the way
Script nearly finished (if anyone fancies doing a touch of script doctoring, let me know....my dialogue writing is questionable), location booked, props procured, bank of 3 G4s ready to handle the FX
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# My word!
What superb kit you have!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# They're not all mine
2 of them are. Trying to convince Mrs WD-39 to transfer some of our re-mortgage into my bank account for a shiny new G5. But she doesnt want to. Do you have script-writing skills mate?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# I dabble in it...
...but I wouldn't go as far as calling my cac-handed efforts 'skills'.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# got to be better than mine
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# How
do you track the sabre and get the length looking right and all that?
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I
filmed myself in my living room with one of those crappy toy lightsabers. Then I imported the footage off my DV camcorder into Commotion Pro 4.1. Rotoscoped over the blade to produce a white matte with black background. Layered that over the original footage in After Effects with a screen transfer to remove the black leaving the white animated blade over the top. Applied a blur & the colour to the blade, then saved that. Opened that in Premiere to add the sound & music. Exported the first 5 and last 5 frames as jpegs so I could remove the toy lightsaber blade from the shots where the blade extends. Simple. Only took me 4 hours for 10 seconds of film.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Awesome
good skills!
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Finally another good star wars game!!



whadda you mean its shopped?


ace
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# *chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# yay - Brogue - Let your body move to the music
William Shatner gave good phaser

Ginger Todgers dance on air

Brogue!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# ,,,

What Orthanc Stone means
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# pffft
though i still think the eye looks a little rude... whens the film out?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Am I right in thinking...
...he's been dropped from the final cut?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# rumour has it
that his scenes will only be on the extended DVD
(dognutz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# mutter
grumble
complain
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# This entire business of extended DVDs is getting plain ridiculous
Tolkien would be spinning in his grave to see such blatant merchandising
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I tell you what though,
the Two Towers is bloom marvellous DVD...I was up till 2 last night watching some of the extras.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Really?
Does it really ad to the movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# In some places it does,
but in many places it doesn't, its more character stuff really. But its still nice to see and doesn't feel as rushed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Hmmm..
been debating buying it, already have the two towers weenie version but this version sounds better.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Its worth it for the extras,
especially the Gollum documentary, Andy Serkis is a genius in a gimp suit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I didn't rate The Two Towers quite as much as
I rated The Fellowship, but apparently the extended bits are suppose to make up for what we lost in the cinema version - bastards
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I think that was
time constraits though...but the extended version is better.
And the extras are fantastic, fantastic...I'd buy just them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# I can understand time restraints but they didn't help matters
by inserting the Warg battle that wasn't even in the book and have Aragorn fall off a cliff and survive which is plain stupid - and the excuse that it was to add a bit of excitement into the film, when they could have done so by adding Shelob on the end of the film and pulling forward the battle of Helm's Deep - that at least would have been truer to the book
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# They talk about that
in one of the documentaries, explaing why they made the changes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Then I shall be purchasing my copy of the Extended Edition through gritted teeth
about the robbery of all of this.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# dec 17
yes
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# class in a glass
will commence quivering with excitement.....now
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# rude eyes - do explain?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# december 11th
in this fair land
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# heheee
the eyes are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Palantir
I think you meant
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Read the little linky...
....I almost said that as well :(
/geek
(Psychotic Mongoose, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Yes it is one of the seven Palantiri
but that particular one is called the Orthanc Stone as it belongs to the Orthanc tower where Saruman lives
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Ooops
didn't see that
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# that's grand
that's what that is
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# theres one of those twisty slides
made to look like a snake in cornwall somewhere it terrified me as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# how would you slide down that?
do you go down its arsehole?


do snakes have arseholes?
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Better Questions !!
Do they have diddles ?

& if so do the lady snakes have *cough cough*

& how do the male snakes know between their butt and there umm *cough cough*.
(Sypher_5, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] unfourtunately the two went hunting and bagged monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Huzzah!
Splendid
(Goodie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# haha
woo, thats rather spiffing sah!
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I say Elephant dear chap
that's rather spiffing - and you retained your own style too.

If I may, dare I suggest a woo and a yay is in order.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# mmmmnnnn ............
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
#

(nan-demo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# ooo, as long as she conditions that beard,
it will give a pleasant tickling sensation on the scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Are you suggesting
that it might be nice to recieve a blow job from a bearded man?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# not at all.
But a bearded lady? Now thats another question.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# There's a shop near me
with various cards in the window offering, ahem, 'massages'. One of them says it's from a "Gent with pleasurable beard".
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# like
one of these?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# "To be honest with you, I think they should just eliminate the Olympics all together and replace it with the WBMC."
hear hear
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# yes, but they'd probably still have to test
for illegal use of hormones
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# I do think
this one is marvelous.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU DEFACE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS PLANET?



if my wife is reading this, of course love, I mean you
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# who is it?
reminds me of salma hayek buti'm rubbish at recognising people
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Correct.
Its Salma.
(nan-demo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Your wife not reading this,
she's under my desk and otherwise engaged.*




*Please take this as the joke it was meant to be.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I apologise,
and anyway, she's finished now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# well, at least
you got some off her



more than I bloody get
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# fapfapfap etc..
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Who she?
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# See above
=)
(nan-demo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# God.
That's almost reminiscent of Prince.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# with
a slight hint of Barry Gibb
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# No reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# seamless
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# pfffft!
hahaha.
YAY!
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Papa, just one more farthing...

not quite compo material
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Go on comp it
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# most worthy of a
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# bloody brilliant.
Threadjack. My boss has just returned from the US and bought me a bottle of NyQil. Does anyone know if its as good as the hype?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# what hype?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I just googled.
www.vicks.com/products/nyquil_liquid.shtml
Never heard of it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Well, the Septics I have met all think our medicines are a bit wank and low strength.
Whereas NyQil is supposed to be like opium.

Dennis Leary used to bang on about it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# There's only one way to find out
try it
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# will do. Im off home in a bit.
Looks like green death in a bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# I need some
feeling like poo here. Can one purchase a bottle over the interweb?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Im sure you can.
Its an american product, and they have some pretty neat online pharmacies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Just found a review of Nyquil
and they say it's "the closest thing you'll find to Satan's urine"
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# It's probably just syrup with food colouring
chock full of pseudoephedrine and paracetemol.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# alcohol, pseudoephedrine, acitaminophen, dextromethorphan, doxylamine.
plus sugar and all the other crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Bit like night nurse
Acetaminophen 500mg (pain reliever/fever reducer)
Dextromethorphan HBr 15mg (cough suppressant)
Doxylamine succinate 6.25mg (antihistamine)
Pseudoephedrine Hydrochloride 30mg (nasal decongestant)
original] alcohol, citric acid, D&C Yellow No. 10, FD&C Green No. 3, FD&C Yellow No. 6, flavor, high fructose corn syrup, polyethylene glycol, propylene glycol, purified water, saccharin sodium, sodium citrate

if you are now taking a prescription monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI)you shouldn't take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# your username
is very apt...

a brain on legs, sir!
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# small 'n'
big Fuckin 'Q' as he said
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# flu medicine.
Supposedly coma inducing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# could also assist in a date rape cocktail
*starts journey to hell*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Haha!
I demand that you enter it in the compo

*waves fist*
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# ^^
yeh that
(Shifty Bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# OK
seeing as it's you
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# don't be hard on yourself
that's great and most worthy of the compo
(dognutz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# haha !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# is there
a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# dunno
white on white maybe
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Resolutions
640*480 and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# ah...
marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# no
its just a fascinating insight.
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Resolutions...
You could at least have had "I shall exercise once a week"
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# BAH!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Hehehe
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# SICK BOY!
how's little sicklet? Have a film of my twins here and the original lightsaber thing I made too here
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Hi there,
The sicklet is doing very well thanks. He likes my new tattoo design too - I think. I am looking at your movies now and will comment soon! How are things with you?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# fandabidozy
apart from coming down wi t'flu
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# *groan*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Pffft!
Funny.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# tehehehe
/groan
(Psychotic Mongoose, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# pfffft
indeed
(Shifty Bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# On a very different point
Why are you sharing your old box and not your new one?

/: Edit: I forsee many jibes being made with inuendo and the like....
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# what is the old box?
was that shopped? or is it some new xp-ery that I haven't been told about?
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# I had to put the stuff from the old one somewhere
and the new one is full with the b3ta folder
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing to see here, move along, there's a good fellow...


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(dognutz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# That
is stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# here
here
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Yay I like that
and the Victorian fascination with Mars
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahahah
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# No one would have believed...
...in the last years of theninteenth century that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space.

- Now that's how you begin a Sci-Fi book!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# And strangest of all
is it to hold my wife's hand again, and to think that I have counted her, and that she has counted me, among the dead.

Great Stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# dan dan dan daddle ah daddle ah
dan dan dan daddle ah daddle ah
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# *ahem*
ooolah
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# 'I wasn't there when I died'
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# No it's not, this is,
'And as she dropped her robe, the light from her luminous eyes lit her three breast perfectly.
"I am trained in all the various techniques of lovemaking," she whispered, "and yet have never used them on a human male before...and nor has my sister, we just practise on each other." '
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# !
*lubes up the rectal probe*
(dognutz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# please finish that
and then publish it
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I'm not
sharing my personal private thought with all and sundry...that's as far as I'm going.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# you tease
I'll just have to re-read it then.

three times should be just enough to cover it.





yep.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# it's like
reader's letters from an abductee magazine
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahah,
www.ratemycretin.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# b'stard
I clicked that...
(Divvy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# You're not alone
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# splendiferous!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million-to-one, he said...
...so I went down to Ladbrokes instead 'coz they had better odds.
(I helped save b3ta! drdavej, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Kittens
Does anyone have a link the the animation Joel did? The poem about his kitten that knocked over his lager, and had to kill with a hammer.

It's not on his front page you see.


In response to the replies I got.

Yes I know how to use the Interweb, I appreciate that that what I'm asking could be done with a fair amount of drudging, and I wasn't asking someone else to do it for me. I asked politely if someone knew. I am not a site noob, I just don't post as regularly as some, so perhaps you don't know me.

I had Emailed Joel directly, afterall I used to like with the fellow (and Rob) some years ago, but as usual he's unresponsive.
(Pig, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# ok, lets start from basic
have you tried google yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# or Joel's site perhaps...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# whoa whoa whoa sweet child of mine!
dont go all advnaced just yet
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I love Peter Kaye
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# His new video
is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# I like the site too
Comedy minefield of MP3s and WAVs
The soundboard's good too.
212.67.201.96/audio.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Don't be silly...
...that requires doing something off one's own back. (oo-er).
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# I think you'll find the Question was phrased
to indicate that a search of Joels site had already been made.

We all need to be nice to noobs, so we can get this Fucking filter off ASAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# It's not n00bs I object to...
...it's the "I can't be arsed" attitude that triggers an un-fluffy response. Whether it's not being arsed reading the FAQ or to search for ones self, it's annoying.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Yeah, be nice
you utter utter fucks!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# its never comming off
deal with it
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I don't give a shit about the filter to be honest
I'll just tell people to be nice anyway..
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# I do hope thats a lie.
watermelon
cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Yeah
We like nice moobs.

may have misread that
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I wonder how many links there'll be on the web for
Rathergood and kittens?
(Pig, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# so you know the name of the site then?
TJ
Anyone know a good web browser that isn't IE or Netscape?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# If you notice,
he says the links not on Joels frontpage.
You spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# My Wife
she spends AGES browsing in the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# ain't that
the truth
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# mozilla firebird
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# he knows the name of the site
but he doesn't know if its .com, .co.uk, .net ...
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Opera
or Firebird
Opera's a bit hungry on your RAM
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Hmmmmm
IE is going like a dog on my PC and i dislike netscape. Whch is nicest to use and can copy pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# i like opera the bestest
though you might want to check it with your bank if you do online banking as some don't support it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Probably Opera
You have to save the message rather than copy it as such with Firebird.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# except unless you pay for it
you get ads on Opera
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Mozilla.
Firebird also very good.
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# There aren't any
since I set fire to all of them

*muhahahahahahaha*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Why don't you find out...
...and stop wasting precious seconds you'll never get back?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# umm
2020
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I'll be nice - found it.
It's here
Someone has prolly already beaten me.
BTW, google search kittens site:rathergood.com
second result :)
edit: watermelon. It's the 4th result.
(SUPAMODEL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I really think...
...you should have just pointed him in the direction of the google instructions. It's kinder to make people learn in the long run.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# the matrix response
"I can show you the door but you must walk the path Neo".
Which is why I including how I did it, plus a link. I think (given the edit added now) that Pig deserved a link.
Remember: be fluffy.
(SUPAMODEL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Thank you very much
Your skills with Google far outpass my own. I'll have to rememer that site: trick.
(Pig, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# inverse googlefight - you wanna go for the smaller numbers
googlefight it
there are lots of good google tip sites out there, but I find just listening to enough chatter on slashdot tends to give you the greatest google hints.
BTW, where is the love? :)
(SUPAMODEL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Are you the guy
who would piss in bottles and then wave them in front of joel's face mouthing 'woo'?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I seem to remember that having bottles of piss on the doorstep
was everyday life.

Although Joel would tell you it was Mo that filled them.
(Pig, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# have you got
any housemate from hell stories about them then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Apart from bottles of piss
Joel did have the idea to make a short series for TV about what life was like for us at Uni in the early 90s.

So there is either too much for me to type, or I'd spoil his shows.
(Pig, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] O'Reilly
was even publishing in Victorians times

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# ah ha ha ha!
tj: what was the name of the northern artist who did the industrial/grimy paintings with matchstick-like people?

/uneducated brain
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# lowry
(he was pretty much rubbish imo)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
#
LS Lowry
(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Nice profile
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# pffft indeed!
thanks all!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# it's meant
fluffily, of course
(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# I found that hilarious and had to draw
other people's attention to it. Funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# It was
but your claim to fame is even funnier...I am intrigued
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# ...he painted matchstick men and matchstick
cats and dogs...
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# a little mouse with clogs on




oh no wait...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# and he painted kids
on the corner of the street
that were having a snog
*baron knights version*
(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# He painted a couple on the corner of the street,
they were having a snog.
he fell down on his can, and his aerosol went bang,
and all they found were his flat cap and his clogs.

/The Barron Knights
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# matchSTALK matchSTALK
MATCHSTALK!!!!

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# i love all things newfangled
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Britney Spears
is the youngest person to receive a star on the Hollywood walk of fame..

(radja, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# if you
were really famous but then got really really wank then do they take away your star to hide your shame
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Dunno.
They probably should though....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# i would say she has hit that point already
before the cement has even set
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# yeah, but she still gives me a stiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# surely said stiffy
would have drooped upon seeing her dressed like one of the 'fat slags' on Graham Norton last week...now, the front page of todays daily fart is another story \altogether.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# she's in the sun all dressed in rubber boots and corsetrt today.
Im sure the lady sat next to me on the train thought I had a ferret in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Just so long
as you weren't tickling said ferret or offering it nuts come to think of it!
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# David Lee Astaroth
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# He looks less evil
How is this possible?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

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