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(alexnessie \o/., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:12, archived)

ooooooooooooo

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?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:14, archived)

what was the old crack?

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:14, archived)

crack...surprisingly

(alexnessie \o/., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:15, archived)

snapple and pop wil be upset

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:16, archived)

Rce crispies...

Those were the days. Now i'm on more hard core serials, like frosted shreddies...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:21, archived)

it's

a bit cheap and nasty isn't it...

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:18, archived)

you're just a moody fucker

because i upset you with a couple of jokes...zeppelin

(alexnessie \o/., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:34, archived)

Smeagol Spice

Biggerer

(geetoo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:03, archived)

Hahahaha!

Nice shoppage! So that's what he wakes up to each morning!

(Spockinasock, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:04, archived)

isnt that...

Gail off coronation street?

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DirtyArse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:08, archived)

how could you cross such a beauty

with that hideous monster?

5...4...3...2...1...

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:12, archived)

Golums

not that good looking...

Sorry, couldn't help myself...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:13, archived)

*boom*

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:14, archived)

They'd had a good night...

Too subtle? Well at least it's not Saddam, dammit...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:02, archived)

Well he's smiling.

And something to do with his shirt?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:05, archived)

is it the donkey in the background?

are they into beastiality?

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:06, archived)

erm.

what am i looking at?

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DirtyArse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:08, archived)

his glasses seem steamed up

and he has a bit of a grin going on.
I hope they didn't make any nookie - they are father and daughter.
tisk tisk.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)

Eep.

Soz. Just trying out Photochop CS - it's 7 again with a spankier install

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)

and an incest

filter.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:12, archived)

And the amazing ability to crash my computer

yay!

And aren't they wife/husband. Isn't the image called "The Farmer's Wife"?

Or am I confuddled again?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:56, archived)

Rush...

If they go, then well,

The replacments are Bono, Ringo and YOU-KNOW-WHO

(Werdmaster, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:01, archived)

*Ahem*

Despite

/pedant.

Well, it's original at least.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:03, archived)

We are the Priests...

...of the Temples of Syrinx.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:03, archived)

lord voldemort?

croptastic

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:03, archived)

SADDAM, I think I get the post compo for this week, right?

(Werdmaster, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:04, archived)

yeah

this would count as a reason to commit suicide

(Werdmaster, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:05, archived)

being canadian...

i'm slightly offended at the choice of lineup for rush...

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:08, archived)

...

that would be why the suicide rate would raise... oh well, my first compo entry

(Werdmaster, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)

Rush?

Aaaaaagh....

I must admit I was beginning to feel a bit twitchy in the five years between Test for Echo and Vapor Trails.

But this? You are a cruel, cruel man to even suggest such a thing. Poo to you with knobs on, er... et cetera.

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:14, archived)

He hasn't eaten for three days ....

Don't post another 'Santa Hussein' pic, FFS.

[Soz if it's been shopped b4]

(Spockinasock, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)

woo! CHUUUUMMMMMMP!

MAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNBEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:58, archived)

woo to the pic

just a quick question - what font is the b3ta board in?

(Qaramarak, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)

i believe arial 10 pt for PC

and helvetica 10pt on Mac.
correct me if i'm wrong

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:00, archived)

She's EVIL!

And she's coming for YOU!

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TooMuch2AM, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:56, archived)

eep!

/runs

nicely done

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)

not as scary as my baby

(Qaramarak, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:00, archived)

Oi!

Get your own thread you!

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TooMuch2AM, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:16, archived)

still would though

yum

(guinea, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:00, archived)

shouldnt that be

natalie imbruglemur

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:01, archived)

nice use of lemur eyes.

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:06, archived)

I'm not good at making animations

But i felt this needed animating

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)

Woo!

Wheres the tv mast and millions of lemmings then?

^_^

Hmm, i'm going to go find my horns and halo again.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)

he he he

mmmmmm trout

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)

hey!

you used my name in vain!

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:02, archived)

Bit of a pea roast with a cherry on top :p

Cheese man!

Episode 1

Episode 2

(Christesh, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:53, archived)

errr... nothing happens.

just a white window on both links...

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edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:56, archived)

wait for a second...

im crap at flash so it will take a while to load :p

(Christesh, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)

i have no idea why

but it seems like your HTML-pages don't work too well in Opera (my primary browser), but MSIE showed the movie. weird.

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edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:04, archived)

woo for cheese man

Quick question, how do you get the edit button to become redundant?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:00, archived)

stuck for last minute presents, can't make your man happy?

then get some of these!

other boxers are available, but none as fluffy as these

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Dill, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:51, archived)

aaargh!

don't tease me! I really want those now!

(although not at that fucking price!)

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:52, archived)

but they're the only pair

in existance

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Dill, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)

i think this be a scam or scammola

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:52, archived)

cafepress is calling

oooooOOOOOOOOOooooo

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:53, archived)

umm

workin' on t-shirt ideas :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:51, archived)

Actually,

yes.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:52, archived)

hahahah

i shouldn't find that as funny as i do!

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:53, archived)

Brilliant

I'll buy one.......

maybe....

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M@rkoni, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:53, archived)

uhm

1-2-3-4.....5-6...what?

cute :)

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edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:53, archived)

haha!

woo!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:58, archived)

(harrypsauce, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:50, archived)

Cohen is ace

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:50, archived)

*concurs and puts on Everybody Knows*

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:51, archived)

i laughed!

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:51, archived)

So yeh.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:47, archived)

mmmm

at least I have one

(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:47, archived)

balloons hate him.

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:48, archived)

he would be rubbish

as a baloon sculpting clown therefore

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:50, archived)

Great at

buffets though.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:52, archived)

out of cheese and pineapple?

don't worry!
our trained hodgehegs will trot off to the kitchen and roll around in bowls of Edam and tinned fruits, and scuttle back to your dining room to seamlessly continue serving food!

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:53, archived)

There's a market there,

if you can get rid of myximatosis.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)

The fleas migh

t be a problem as well.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:55, archived)

Nah,

they add crunch.

What'd a buffet be without fleas? It's like haing a family dog without rabies and incontinence...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)

I read that as mayonnaise when

I scrolled past it.

Neeeeeeeeeeeeed sleeeeep. I he to stay up for securicor, who are delivering my ipaq and will probably go to the flat beneath like sill chickens

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:56, archived)

yay

fistastic

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:48, archived)

a finger of fun.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:51, archived)

lovely lil fella

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:49, archived)

hehe i have a hedgehog in't garden

he has no eyes

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:50, archived)

just because you've chucked a mattress in it doesn't mean the road is your garden

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Spoon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:51, archived)

see - i always try and do images without the aid of google etc.

but i get slagged off

yours is nice tho
woo.

(Qaramarak, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:50, archived)

yes

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:51, archived)

you're evil.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)

that's a

Well-Known Fact (tm)

(rednc, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)

i thought

milk was bad for hedgehogs...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:00, archived)

So's throwing them under cars.

...I think

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N3d, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:22, archived)

It's Christmas record buying time!

So Gaz and I have made our own Christmas single. John Lennon's estate is so going to sue us.

The single is here.

Edit: Quick question about B3TA ettiquette. We have ads on our site to try and cover the server costs. Is this considered a no-no as no matter how we try we can't get anything included in the newsletter?

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Gordon., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:44, archived)

compo entry?

boxing day - boxes - boxing gloves! Hahahaahahahahahahahahqaeyh5;n7i[p6bwimuns*BANG*

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:48, archived)

i shouldn't think so.

there was an incident where someone changed the link to point to a £££-making advert AFTER it was newslettered. otherwise, not sure. if they're there by default it shouldn't matter - you have to make money some way.

why not email rob?

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:50, archived)

Don't want to hassle him.

I'm sure he get's enough emails as it is.

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Gordon., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:51, archived)

well thats the only way to get it in the newsletter as far as i know

besides, it's worth it.

/delurk

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:52, archived)

Sorry. Misunderstood.

I DO email all our cartoons themselves to Rob, what I didn't want to do was email his asking why we couldn't get into the newsletter as that would probably just serve to irritate.

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Gordon., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)

ah i see.

yes, that's probably right. but if you phrase it nicely enough, you may get away with it. something like "here's my latest animation, I hope you like it. By the way, is it all right to have ads on the site to support bandwidth costs? i don't want that to keep things from getting in the newsletter."

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)

Weebl...

...has ads his site now.

He may well be a special case though.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:00, archived)

well, like for instance

that link doesn't even work
... for me at least.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:51, archived)

Some stuff makes it...

...some stuff doesn't.

I think I have had more stuff turned down than included.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:53, archived)

i've had everything turned down.

the only thing that made it was something i didn't email in the first place.

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)

Fair enough.

Just wanted to make sure the advertising wasn't a faux pas. Thanks.

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Gordon., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)

Greenock isn't that far away...

...you should come to the pub in Edinburgh with us.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:56, archived)

woo

that is lovely

i've linked to it on nelsoncolne.blogspot.com if that's any consolidation

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:19, archived)

meerkats.

natures comedians.

(Capt'n Fabulous, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:41, archived)

i always though nature's comediens

were the duck billed platypii
still lovely joke, perfect for the peace challenge from yonder back

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:42, archived)

Ah... the platypus

repilian or mamalian?
a bird-beaked beaver-butt australian

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piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:46, archived)

i believe they are

mammallian (sp?)

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:49, archived)

they're an odd one...

they have fur, obviously, which is mammallian, but then they have beaks, cloaclas (sp?) (which are those bums wot birds and reptiles have, innit), lay eggs and I think they then have a funny heat regulatory system on top. When it boils down to it they're just wierd...

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jme, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:00, archived)

no, no,

duck-billed platypii are natures ken dodd.
funny to look AT but not intrinsically funny
themselves.
meerkats are the tommy cooper of the the svelt.

(Capt'n Fabulous, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:58, archived)

will be here all week

woo

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:43, archived)

I think she as a crush on you...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:41, archived)

*crushes*

(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:42, archived)

isn't that an REM song?

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:42, archived)

They're thieving

gits nicking my hummus!

My head fucking hurts! And no eadache tablets argh!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:44, archived)

actually it looks like it could be a combination of 2 of their songs...

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:44, archived)

Ah, but which ones...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:44, archived)

well

Orange Crush and Crush with Eyeliner

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:45, archived)

Curse your guessing eyes!

Weel done.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:51, archived)

the first in the list being..

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:38, archived)

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M@rkoni, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)

whilst trying to do christmas shopping

amazon kept sticking that book in my face.

feckers.

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:40, archived)

stockport is number 12!

i live in that shit tip!

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Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:42, archived)

amazing, the junkie infested

cess pit that i live in escaped mention
they must have steered well clear

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:47, archived)

wot no coventry?

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robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:49, archived)

written....

by a far left publication it placed most of the richest areas in the shittest 50 places to live.

mmmmm.

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souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:55, archived)

Am I too late for the "Photoshop in real life" contest?

(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:38, archived)

that can't be real

no shark, bridge or helicopter...

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:38, archived)

First class ticket to the Tower, please

That's all we need, that jug-eared gimp playing in goals for the Arse

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

oooh

the punnage is so severe i just put my punglasses on

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:37, archived)

pfffft!

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:37, archived)

There is no beard...

Does this count, ha ha

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

he he

. . .it doesn't make me want to shoot myself . . .so YAY!

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:36, archived)

It's the beard...

...if there is such a thing. I feel contaminated by it.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:37, archived)

Clumsy!

(Idid, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

Extreme piercings

to the max!

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

Oucha!

When spear dances go bad.

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

he he

woo

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)

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