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Merry christmas

from me, to you, in a rock and roll kind of way

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crab_bloke), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)

Oh my god!

Crab Bloke™!

/edit - excellent as ever!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:39, archived)

i feel touched by fame.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:40, archived)

that was me

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:40, archived)

figures.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)

now i feel dirty.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:40, archived)

yay

crablok

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:40, archived)

you're nuts, in an almost good but not quitye way.

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:41, archived)

Thank you

Have a punkrock'n'roll xmas card back

Clicky here

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Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:42, archived)

A...

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)

um...

Are that lady's boobies on fire?

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Ratsta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)

boobs?

I see doggy and a man?

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)

Oh sorry

My mistake.

/takes his glasses off and cleans them.
I could've sworn I saw boobies.

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Ratsta, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)

fantastisk!

w/y/h/x-mas

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Kaiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)

Wheeee!

Another good 'un, Mr Bloke!

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Ratsta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)

Genius!!

Woo yay for Joel! Merry Christmas :)

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Darkedge, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)

sorry for this

but it got stuck in my head

and I had to get it out somehow

(tone loc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:37, archived)

is that

terry christian from THE WORD?

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)

Yeah it's crap

and didn't take long , but the joke doesn't deserve much effort anyway...
Only works if you've seen the ad.

Sorry Slim.
:)

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:33, archived)

he has a look of phil collins in that pic

that's who i thought it was at first

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:34, archived)

Remedial Gash!

you are the third cardiff b3tan.
Huzzah.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:35, archived)

i am the second cumbrian b3tan

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:36, archived)

i am the only manchester b3tan

that's worth mentioning

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:37, archived)

Cnut!

Yipes. That sounded a bit harsh!

How about "You rascal!"

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:43, archived)

you see?

the others are all foul-mouthed heathens

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)

I'm coming.

And staying at your house!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:37, archived)

have you seen th his house?

thought not.

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:37, archived)

bearing in mind

that i live with my parents still.
but, yeh.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:37, archived)

Yay!

Parents!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)

his hdad

has.

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:39, archived)

I shall be charming and suave.

And they shall love me!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:41, archived)

they might not even be there.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:43, archived)

yeh.

but there's a fold out sofa, which turns into a nice double bed.
and there's a few other bed-like places people could squeeze into.
and i imagine my parents will provide us with breakfast.
possibly.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:42, archived)

Ahh

but will it be as good as my Anti-Hangover Breakfast™?

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)

i very much doubt it.

that rocked.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)

Yay!

Pootle liked it as well!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:49, archived)

GASH !

My Third favourite word.

After MINGE.

And my Onomatapaeic favourite.

.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:39, archived)

well, I'm rather partial to gusset.

very, in fact.

(Remedial_Gash, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:42, archived)

And it does

Make the sound that descibes it.

Honest !

(Bloke Thing.)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:47, archived)

I feel all special now

hurrah

(Remedial_Gash, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:41, archived)

Arf!

WE love Slim™

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)

But

in a bumgay way.

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GR33DY, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)

I knew I knew that picture from somewhere...

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)

nah...

not so much...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:28, archived)

i knew it from somewhere too

and that place was on the b3ta board - 6 billion times

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:28, archived)

I've told you a million times

don't exagerate!

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)

that made me snigger

my powers are weak

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:30, archived)

my powers are cheese

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)

cathne tdral city grave marches

la la lal a alal ala la la la

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:32, archived)

i've had enough of your attitude

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:33, archived)

*bemls wildlty*

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:34, archived)

cheap booze night in oxford tonight?

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:36, archived)

foxford?

been gone 3 wekks. shityy place

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)

i see.

more tea?

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:40, archived)

would you like my whomping hat?

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:35, archived)

it's ok

i'm wearing my fighting socks

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:36, archived)

mexican?

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)

hyperbole

every post on here is full of it

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:32, archived)

you can never have enough saddam pictures, that's what I say

have another:

see? never ever.

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)

what the hell is going on?

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)

*belms*

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:32, archived)

i didn't know you cared.

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:33, archived)

there's a change we can make it work.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:30, archived)

no no no onono ono

noi nmore sASDSAM

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:30, archived)

drinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrink

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:32, archived)

bah another one

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:37, archived)

Mr Lemur was sick of every cranberry taking his eyes

So he got some new ones

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)

hehe

i like the slight lazy eyed ness

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:23, archived)

Well dodgy whelks

are to be expected after that sort of op.

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:24, archived)

whelkboy?

yes he is a dodgy sort isn't he

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)

*Leaps behind sofa*

*urinates*

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:27, archived)

how can you be scared

of wogans wig

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)

How can you

NOT be scared of Wogan's wig?!

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)

Mr Lemur ?

Shurely Shome Mishtake ?

That's Mrs Sexy Hedy Lemur !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:25, archived)

The eyes

weren't the only op...

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)

I would

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:27, archived)

Mmmmmm

Fuzzy

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)

Your all

Rodent Molesters !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:36, archived)

Correction

I am a molested rodent...

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)

Bloody

Molested Rodent Molesters !

What about poor Little Mo ?

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:42, archived)

I'm sorry

but Mo isn't furry enough (Just the way Billy prefers it)

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)

Mo Vs Lestors

"Debate"

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:51, archived)

Will there be a lot of people involved?

Will it be a 'Mass' debate

/snigger

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)

"Mass" Debate ?

Dirty Catholic Slut was Gagging For It.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

wooo first post

(curseyougodformakingmethisway, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)

Groan!

HAHAHA

(zut, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)

hello :)

*waves*

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)

Welcome... you'll never leave... get replacement F5 key now...

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)

mine came off yesterday

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:23, archived)

I have no tab key

or a 0 key on my number pad :(

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:25, archived)

i think i would go insane without my tab key.

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cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:27, archived)

I can still press it

only I need a pencil or something to do so.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)

space bar doesn't work properly. Well, it did then, but it doesn't sometimes.

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GR33DY, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:27, archived)

just stop lying

you cnut

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:30, archived)

Hello, crack-whore ;)

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GR33DY, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:32, archived)

you charmer

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:32, archived)

I know,

sometimes I have to beat them off with a shitty stick.

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GR33DY, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:33, archived)

my keyboard works fine

despite it being full of crumbs

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)

aaaha!

yay!

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cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)

hahaha

an old joke that still makes me chuckle

woo! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)

Oooh...

Matron!

Woo and welcome

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:23, archived)

woo! nice one

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munkt0n, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:23, archived)

OWZAT!

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:24, archived)

Yeah Darth!

repost

(Sector 612, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:33, archived)

Incredibly

woo

(FatBhoyTim, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:39, archived)

hehe

Welcome aboard

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:30, archived)

hehe

the old one's are the best... when are we gonna sort out our new flat for uni? I recon the earlier we do it the better... I want one of those houses just opposite OL1... hmmmmmm

(Wires, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:39, archived)

It's a 5mb download

but here's a new boy band legend if ever I seen one!

www.thegeordieconnection.com/stevep/aicha.wmv

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GeordieSteve, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)

thats erm

lovely?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:28, archived)

Not me

but his loving girlfriend pissed her self laughing and posted it when he sent it to her

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GeordieSteve, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)

Blessed be the name of Jesus...

This is so shit...

(zut, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)

Yeah...

but it's good shit man...!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)

oh thats just horrific!

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)

It's actually quite seamless and serene

Don't be so harsh on yourself, let Baz do it for you.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)

not shit

I know shit.. and this is not of that variety.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)

probably doesn't deserve a new thread

but I couldn't find anything much to threadjack.
Anyhow I just got a lovely email with our friend the shark and the helicopter.
Did you know it's actually a REAL photograph taken near the South African coast on a British Navy exercise and that it's been nominated as THE photo of the year?

Oh how I laughed.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)

have you been drinking?

if not then you should it's great

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)

you have got to be taking the piss...

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munkt0n, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)

I was bored

and I'm a wee bit tipsy.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)

confused the hell out of me.

i had to double check your user number!

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cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)

uhmmmm

i don't know what to say....

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cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)

hands up

who would come to a cardiff bash, after christmas.

PS there are thousands of threads to threadjack, doown there vvv

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)

possibly... depends when

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)

some time in February probably.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)

then yep probably

if it was after 28th jan

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)

after last years hang over

(i woke up with third degree burns)
i doubt i'll be ready for drinking until then anyway.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:24, archived)

good stuff

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:27, archived)

I was just in Cardiff.....

whereabouts do you 'bash'? :P

i could possibly turn up there again sometime!

if not i 'bash' in london!

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:39, archived)

yes but

no one bothers reading much further than 4-5 pics down so...

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)

you might not.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)

Me!

As long as it was in Feburarary onwards!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)

eeeeexcellent.

i could probably fit people sleeping somewhere about my house too, should y'all need it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)

I'll join this merry adventure

because as of feb 11 2004 I shall be able to drive (in theory anyway)

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:24, archived)

erm...

I might attend the venue, lurk outside for a couple of hours and then eventually pluck up the courage to go in only to stand in the corner on my own and furtively glance at others from behind my pint of Brains. Hmm, rather like I have done on here.

(Remedial_Gash, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:25, archived)

much like what I'd do

apart from the pint of brains part.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)

where do you live then,

scumpbag?
we need more cardiff b3tans.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:28, archived)

I am a cardiffian

from cardiff - so erm yeah, fairly local. Roath area.

(Remedial_Gash, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:34, archived)

I could be up for that

in a february type timescale

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LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:27, archived)

i can't work out if you're serious or not

i'm confused

send help

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)

I think it may just win.

Its award winning

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)

TWJ :

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)

quiet you.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:23, archived)

I have incontrovertible evidence that wrestling is also real

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)

but ... but, of course it's real !

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oCo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)

Wazzock !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)

I dont

think so

news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/08/0815_020815_photooftheyear.html

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:35, archived)

I don't care

i like saddam-shopping

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)

*quivers visibly*

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)

Quizzically Vivacious?

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)

/oft reposted gif

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)

somebody should make

Beatles - Abbey Road scissors.

i'd buy them.

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cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)

Yay!

i regognise that! WOOO

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)

Now that I like...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)

That Barefoot Pillock

Died in 1967.

(100% of FACT)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)

WTF????!!

(Wimbledon Trampolining Federation)

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String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)

Think you've

Miss-positioned an Apostrophe there !

Either that or your Sister Is ?

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)

Koko didn't find carrot sex at all stimulating...

Earlier Carrot Sex

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Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

if carrots help you see in the dark

then why don't they make glasses out of them?
Because then everything you drink would taste carroty I guess...
I saw Jasper Carrot once. On stage with Mr Blobby and ELO...
and a few others.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:07, archived)

never been to rabbitland then

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)

is that a subsidiary of Duplo?

Dulux I mean
or Durex.
I don't know...

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

the people of duplo have a torid life

of hard labour

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)

you

made that up

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)

they live happy godfearing lives

www.team-labora.com/Internet/en/

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)

jabber jabber yap yap

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)

jabber jabber

rabbit!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)

you think living in a city

without windows and doors is easy?

a place of constant interrupting by giants is constantly on the agenda?

do you?

if so, you have no heart, you mammoth.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)

mmmm

free carrots

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)

my mammoth has no heart.

how does it smell?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)

with it's bumbum

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)

jamaica

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)

I've been to bunny land

it was, frankly, disapointing

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

if you have great expectations then it will be

a bunnyland is better than no bunnyland at all

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)

I was 10 years old

my mum said it was past the water wheel

I was dead excited untill it became clear the water wheel was just a pub

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)

hullo there

not seen you for awhile mr elephant sire.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)

Oh I saw that too

"Merchant of Venice" wasn't it?

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String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)

it was a

'Christmas Cracker'

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)

No, you can't fool me

Mr Blobby only appears in Shakespeare

Besides, Jasper Carrott is dead.

Sound of me living in hope

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String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)

ELO are alright,

but jasper carrot is a fascist nobber.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)

he's an idiot then.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)

you wouldn't like it either

they have no fist

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)

shame.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)

then he has no heart

poor guy

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)

she should let him move on

there's plenty of us that could do with some pvegie lubbin

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)

I'm not suprised

you're meant to peel them first

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munkt0n, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)

I can empathise with that...

I'm more of a marrow man myself...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)

not

watermelons?

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munkt0n, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)

Ooooh...

you do tempt me...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)

no no no no no.

NO.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)

Then he got the Karma sutra for xmas

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)

Back away

from the carrots now.
I notice you've already used it as a woo and added carrot sex to your profile.
I've booked you an appointment with my shrink. She's very good.

(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)

wait I hadn't finished yet

.......ok whats the number then?

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)

it's time to get down with Jesus!

(

munkt0n, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

I see you baby

Shakin' that ass.
=)
He always was a funky fella.

(nan-demo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

Woo!

Nice action!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

Bend me, shake me, anyway you want me.

As long as you pray baby it's alright.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

woo

yay :)

(nyell, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

boogie down

with yo' good self

woo!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

yay... second repost of this today

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

Why is that mesmerising to me...?

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

its the way it demonstrates the cyclic nature of time

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:59, archived)

*Blinks!

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

STOP THAT.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:03, archived)

I think I've found god...

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

was he down the back of the sofa

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

i'm not that good,

really.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

Badum!

*Tish!

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)

(Ap0calypse, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:07, archived)

the long reach of Jesus.

Is that Lemony though dancing? We need more b3tan dancing gifs like Dean and Dr. Phil

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:59, archived)

there was one a bit back

that 100% kitten turned into a morrisey fan

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

of herself?

or of Jesus?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

some random angst teen

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

you can find everything in my whizzy gallery, you know

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)

dear lord

i quite like that

though i can't work out why

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)

because

I am the queen

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)

hehe

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)

and heaven knows

she's miserable now

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

hehehehehe

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

plus the infamous Ijon Tichy one

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

Is that just his head

or did he do a bit of a Sol?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

well

it was more marching than dancing

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:03, archived)

oh, you mean the one Fnord did!

I was thinking of him slapping his face.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

is this a new progression from talking to yourself?

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)

i'm not sure what vork

would think about this

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)

he'd probably have a wank

then buy me a present.

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)

well i've done one of them

BUT WHICH ONE?

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)

*cries*

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)

just be thankful

i didn't save time by combining both your demands

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)

BUY

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)

fair point

boy would my face have been red

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:24, archived)

oh dear god no

we can't afford rooms that big

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

I love that!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

GET OFF JESUS

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

Yeah

It's MY turn to ride him...

(

String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:59, archived)

Get Off

22 Hail Mary's in a 1 night stand

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

Dancey

Dancey

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

hehe.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

bend it, bend it HARD !!

excellent !

(

oCo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

groovy

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

You could so easily...

...make him into a slalom skier

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

i love this!

and i think i love you too!

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

My god

he just won't stop

(

Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

yay!

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

Yay

That's brill.

(

underneath the weeping willow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

Woop!

Shake dat ass

(

Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

Go jesus go

Hes shakin' it

(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

woo!

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)

i live there

as if someone cares.

(In Brazil We Call It Brasil., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:33, archived)

aaaaah

I tried doing that, it hurt my hips..

(

Arnon Has anyone lurked more than me?, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 12:05, archived)

what did u make that with?

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)

Yaaaay

(jumpy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 10:22, archived)

Tink'e; Wink'e...

Eh-Oh, Eh-Oh, Eh-Oh, Nu-nu-nu-nu. Eh-Oh, Eh-Oh, Eh-Oh, Nu-nu-nu-nu...

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

Can you explain please?

/drunk

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

I'M DRUNK.

kind of.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

Kind of?

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

well,

insofar as i've been drinking beer down t' pub all night.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

Tinky Winky + Beyonc'e

= that!

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

Ahh, it's Bouncy

didn't realise that!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

He really doesn't need it explained...

We're all just jerks.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

you are you know.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

Well DUH!

but why am I particularly a jerk?

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)

i never said you in particular.

i was just agreeing that you are all jerks.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)

Ohh...

My bad...

Yeah, we are...

SO, is that a new meme then?

"Your ALL Jerks"

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)

I just got that

Obviously sleep is needed

w/y/h

(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

tink'e wank'e ?

(Ap0calypse, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

Red wine and an old drawing by SSG made me do this

cpfb (170k)

(

oCo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:52, archived)

Wow!

I love that!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:52, archived)

More wine!

=) Thats grand that is.

(nan-demo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:53, archived)

WOW!!!

I love it!!
*makes wish on falling star...and again.. and again*

(

Laini, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:53, archived)

Did you wish on

Michael Jackson?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

NO!

something else :)

(

Laini, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

hahahaha

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

how lovely

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

lovely

woo yay :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

yay i was wondering what song it was

then i clicked and saw the filename :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

Crasy good!

(

Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

super

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

ha ha

are they dangerous?
:o)

(

CJ, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

woo!

brilliant

(

munkt0n, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

lovely

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

hehehe

:)
(not sure which picture it was though)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

it was

this one

(

oCo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

that's even better

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

enough of your sarcasm.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

oooh yeh.

i remember that one.
that was aaages ago.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

I don't know why, but I love this picture

I keep it safe in a secret and warm place on my hard drive

(

oCo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:03, archived)

haha.

i think i might have deleted it from existance.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

that's amazing!

love it :)

(

lemonhead, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

Gorgeous...

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

yaaaaay!

that is delightful... :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

Woo

marvellous

(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

ooh

that am luvverly

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)

They got the wrong guy???

OK hope this works but is it just me or did they get the wrong guy?

(johnatcollege, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:52, archived)

it's not just you :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:52, archived)

perhaps he can be forgiven

he's only been here for 19 mins............

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

Nothing to forgive.

As you say, they're new and they're trying to make nice things for b3ta.
Deserves a round of applause if you ask me :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

Concur

(

Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

*clap* *clap*

*clappity* *clap*

(

LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:03, archived)

Confused

wassup did I offend?

(johnatcollege, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

Not really

but the board's been full of Saddam/Santa pictures all weekend, hence people are now somewhat jaded.

(crispian pimpmirror, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)

but with there being many many more peopel posting pics here nowadays the likelyhood of people having similar ideas increases and so not only has Saddam/Santa been done many times Saddam/anyone with a beard has been done lots too so people won't treat more recent ones with as much enthusiasm.
Nothing wrong with the pic or the idea of it you just got in a bit late with it :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)

Blimey!

I hadn't noticed it before

but saddam looks just liek a guy who hands out flyers for the jazz cafe in newcastle

well - the bloke looks like santa

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:53, archived)

i thought i saw saddam earlier and nearly kicked his head in....but no....it was just my friendly shop assistant who happens to have a big beard so looked so much like saddam...

(Ap0calypse, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

did he give you

gifts?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

pies.....

..is what he gave me!

(Ap0calypse, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)

Saddam? In a Santa suit?

Aha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
*padded cell*

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:53, archived)

bloody spellcheck

wonderful, truely, truly? truley? whatever...very good

(Quiet, you!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

shouldn't it be...

"shop saddam with a santa hat"

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

*Sits back and waits*

I am waiting for the attack by regulars

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

nice shoppin'

its been done b4 though:(

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

i am hoping this is brilliant sarcasm

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

If you're reading this

I have been proved wrong and shall cease to exist.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)

fooster :)

bigbigbig

(

CJ, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)

fantastic stuff

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:52, archived)

I like that

with my ears

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:52, archived)

Woo and

(nan-demo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:52, archived)

ITS A MONSTER COCK!!!!!!

ARG!!!!!!!!!!

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:52, archived)

That's a jolly big cock head

WooYAY for big cockheads and great pics

(

Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:53, archived)

Nice cock

(

Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:53, archived)

cock a doodle.... argggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

top work

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:53, archived)

ooh...

lovely :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

excellent

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

fooster?

or Cox? either way, I like it a lot.

(

LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

fooster rox!

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)

supa' !

oh yes :)

(

oCo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:27, archived)

nonononnonononono

oh dear god no, not the nono nononono nono there's no limits song...shudder...you are an evil evil person

(Quiet, you!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

you either wanted to press reply

or to cock off

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)

just say....

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:52, archived)

oh you ludicrous farmyard bird, you

New person. Please read our FAQ.

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:53, archived)

pearoast from this morning

(kiwi damo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

Saw it then

still good though!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)

in honour of my birthday on friday :D

which i will celebrate at choir :( i hate choir

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

yay

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

yay!

for birthdays and posts.

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

oh bums

i forgot about yours

it's on my calendar and everything

and you probably forgot telling me - so this is probably REALLY freaking you out

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:52, archived)

wow!

you're good.
no i don't remember telling you.

i am actually 23 now. even though it's been 23 in my profile for months.

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

well, me neither

but 'cwethan' is scrawled on my calendar

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

that's very nice actually.

thanks : )

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:59, archived)

i'm not a complete bastard.

FACT.

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

i know.

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

then don't go

Woooo to the birthday thingy and the pic

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

i have to

i was very lucky to get into a level music, and i have to go to choir or get into a band, and i cant get into a band for millions of diff reasons

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)

fair enough

and look on the bright side - when I sing I turn milk sour - least you're talented

mmmmmm talent

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)

pfft i dont even know the meaning of the word

*looks up talented*

no, i'm not talented

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

never mind

there is always deception

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

i really like your pic below

especially the windows/outside. You seem to have captured the deserted playground filled with discarded drug paraphenalia and piss and the yellowy stains on the glass that have become encrusted over the years.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

ah thankyou

you make me feel happy :D

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)

surely choirisn't lasting 24 hours?

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

it was my school's carol service today

i've just moved to a posh all-girls school... it was all sensible, and we processed with candles. nobody else found the first Bible reading as hilarious as i did... it ends 'your descendents will bruise her descendents' heels, and her descendents will crush your descendents' heads. thanks be to God'

gets me, every time

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)

lol

the bible is so...nice :P

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:53, archived)

yep!

what exam board are you doing a level music with?

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

the fun one

th one that is fun

*doesnt know*

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

is it edexcel?

you'd know by the bloody massive anthology of music they make you lug around, despite the fact you're only looking at 6 pieces from it

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

lol

no, my music teacher jus photocopies the pages we gonna use cos we cant afford em/cant be bothered to buy em

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

darnit!

i may sue them for back strain caused by the ridiculous size of the book

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)

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