b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Archive 12617 (Older | Newer)

Part2 Of More

Previously: Part1

(

Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:30, archived)

my moneys on prince charles

(Leah, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

i suspect

it was prince phillip, in the courtyard, with a bally great shotgun.
not sure which victim though.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)

The dog.

They'll keep the Queen alive for 1000 years as just a head, futurama style.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

Depends

if Florence ever gets near HM with the munchies, my money's on the dog.

(

DogHorse plop, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)

oh i can't choose...

kill them both simultaneously.

(yakmonkey, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)

(

wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

Well

that would certainly explain the number of traffic cones floating in Swansea Bay.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

Quick TJ to say that 'Little Britain' has just started on BBC Three

VODKA!!!!!
Have a WOO!

(Spockinasock, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:31, archived)

it just finished on bbc2!!

(

Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:31, archived)

i`m taping it!

(Leah, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:33, archived)

I'm going to post a message in this thread without using exclaimation marks!

Bugger.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)

!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry (threadwaste)

(Leah, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:41, archived)

Tape technology...?

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)

is it a repeat

or a new one?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

Fucksocks!

'Tis a repeat, so it is.
"Can I have something a bit more piratey?"

(Spockinasock, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)

seems to be

a repeat...

(

LP, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)

I don't find that programme that funny.

I think it tries too hard.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)

personally,

i think it's alright, and tom baker is excellent, but i feel that there are far too many sketch shows that go with the whole "one character, one thought" idiom every week a la the fast show.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)

As far as i'm concerned

that's genius, i laughed very hard upon seeing that. Woo Yay.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)

Close-up of the best dancers

(devilstick, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

First image I see this evening

and it's a cracker.

Edit: And I've got my Furtive back in time for 12th Night too.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:21, archived)

For the whole lot

Click here
(Flash)

(devilstick, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:23, archived)

corking stuff!

extreamly very woo

(

Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

those are fabulous!

(

cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:27, archived)

I LOVE that!

I especially like the little red x boogying away down there...

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)

Tried to get in all the usuals...

And yes...redex is one of the things I see a lot here :)

(devilstick, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)

yes!

CHUUUUUMP!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)

have you seen it!?

have you seen it?!
HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!?

ROAARROARROARRAOR!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)

Ok....

Now I'm out of ideasss to draw+animate :(

Help?

(devilstick, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)

eat

hummus!

drink!

smoke!

feck!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)

Night Fever! Night Fever!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:21, archived)

furtive is a nazi!?!?!?! no can't be!

w/y/h

(

edovan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:23, archived)

I know this will be somewhat controversial

but I reckon Furtive is a girl polar bear anyway.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:25, archived)

No way!

Furtive is a hot nazi beeotch!

(greypelt, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

Surely all the signs were there....

The charisma, the accent, the moustache...

(greypelt, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:27, archived)

The Saturday Night Fever Pointing Dance

works marvellously on 'Beautiful People' by Marilyn Manson.

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:27, archived)

I find that intrinsically scary....

Though most of the people I know either do the Goth-two-step to it, or stereo-typical shoe-gazing!

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:30, archived)

I do the

"sit and talk to your friends about how much of a cunt he is and how his music is almost the aural equivalent of goatse".

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:31, archived)

Yes, well also a very valid reaction

Still, he's making a lot of money out of it, he may not be a great musician, but he's a brilliant self publicist

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

I'm not a huge fan of the man

But I'm not harsh on anyone, I prefer the Soft Cell and Eurhythmics versions of Tainted Love and Sweet Dreams respecitvely.

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:33, archived)

yay!

well drawn!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)

Rather pleasing to the eye

Those are.

(

Tart Monkey, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)

first animal body swap

bigger?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:18, archived)

Looks eerily like

my mum's dog.

(greypelt, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

your mum has a dog like that?

well congrats

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:21, archived)

Not nearly so colourful, mind,

But the expression, the attitude, the economy of line... *lost my train of thought*

(greypelt, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:23, archived)

well then...

...perhaps your mother really owns a stoat

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

I shall put that possibility to her.

I think she will be deeply offended though. Quite upset probably. At which point I will refer her on to YOU....

(greypelt, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)

I'm lookin' fer th' feller who shot my paw!

(b3rl1n, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

haha

took me a while!

(

barnesy, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:18, archived)

me 2

hmm, i suspect it was nohands

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

hahahahahahah

*snort*
hahahahahahah

(

fassit is old, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

Very

very classy!

(Dr Frank, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

I Love pussys ,

WHOOPS, I mean cats!

(Leah, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

I wouldn't worry

You can say 'pussy' on b3ta, and everyone thinks of cats anyway.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:27, archived)

they`re all gay anyway

ONLY jokin people!!

(Leah, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:30, archived)

what movie is that from

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:22, archived)

i think it's a staple line...

but I specifically remember it in Little Big Man when the kid shot Wild Bill.

great movie! dustin hoffman's best

(b3rl1n, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)

Woo.

Smashin'.

(tomsk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:23, archived)

Medieval tavern, two swarthy brigands talking over a pint of frothing mead.

"I think the wench at the bar's eyeing you up again."
"What, the quiet one?"

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:16, archived)

that's eww and woo

(

Pootle, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

hahaha!

how very repulsive... huzzah :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:22, archived)

eep

they knew how to have busoms in those days didn't they? woo for busomy barmaids.

(

bleepbloop, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)

By 'eckas.

Sunshine Elephant Would™

(

Tart Monkey, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)

he's the fastest paw in the west :o)

(

CJ, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:07, archived)

splendid!

(

barnesy, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:08, archived)

looks like a ferret!

(Leah, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:09, archived)

looks just like my cat

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:11, archived)

Excellent

Didn't want to take up a thread with this, but your splendid pic gives me an excuse to post a tiny kitty of my very own. Imagine it's saying "wooyay" and looking up :)

(

DogHorse plop, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:12, archived)

woo yay anh houpla for cats with guns!

(

edovan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:13, archived)

I concur

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:15, archived)

Crackin'

picture, Gromit!

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:15, archived)

"Crackers, Gromit! We've forgotten the crackers"

/thanks :)

(

edovan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

I concur

Crackin, managed to capture the WOOOOSSSHHHness that i was aiming for, but didn't quite get

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:21, archived)

that's super

(

Pootle, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:13, archived)

woo yay

me likey!

(

More tea vicar?, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:14, archived)

he's so.................

(Leonardo Acropolis, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

fabulous!

(

fassit is old, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

yay!

top shop... that cat caught my eye too... i went for elizab3tan style...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

Alas poor Yorick!

I knew him, Horatio....

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

Alas poor Yorilla! I knew him, Horape-io.

/Shapespeare

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)

forsooth

(

CJ, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

Captain of our fairy band...

Helena is here at hand,
And the youth bewitched by me
Pleading for a lovers fee
Shall we their fond passions see?
Lord what fools these mortals be!

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:27, archived)

Awwwww

Nice

(

Tart Monkey, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)

Dum dum dum dah de dum dah de dum

(b3rl1n, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:07, archived)

That's no trombone!

(sorry, the evil pixies made me say it)

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:08, archived)

thats no trombone

(

The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:08, archived)

Marvellous...

He must be the Emperor's trombone player. Woo!

(greypelt, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:08, archived)

Reminds me of the......

Weird Al Yankovich, Star Wars / American Pie song, the band in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:10, archived)

my my this here anakin guy

maybe vader some day later but he's just a small fry

(

The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:11, archived)

Crazy, Man. Crazy!

(b3rl1n, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:12, archived)

i want i want

i want

(

bleepbloop, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)

I love weird al yankovich

(Leah, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:13, archived)

Dead funny

unfortunately literally apparently

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:14, archived)

He's not dead...

Is he?

(greypelt, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

Hopefully not

One of my friends was claiming he was

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:18, archived)

Sorry, false alarm

He has tour dates posted fro this year.

Edit: I didn't ought to believe everything my friends tell me :(

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

Well his website doesn't mention it...

so I'm pretty sure he's alive and well. He's Canadian isn't he?

(greypelt, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

American I thought

Not sure tho.

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:21, archived)

One moment please....

Stand by for research results.

(greypelt, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

You are correct!

He is a California boy.

(greypelt, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:25, archived)

I wish they all could be.......

Well, no actually I don't lol

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:25, archived)

what do you mean?

(b3rl1n, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:18, archived)

Forgive me....

I'm talking shit!

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:22, archived)

I like that

Nice idea

(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:15, archived)

That dum da de dum...

is the Imperial March, isn't it?

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

Yes!

(b3rl1n, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

very

clever :)

(

mozza, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:01, archived)

Part one of many

I've got four at the mo but more if they go down well.

(

Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:03, archived)

The Pope!

I refuse to believe that Patrick Moore will ever die, he will just continue againg and playing the xylophone* forever!

*spelling?

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:05, archived)

the

pope

for he aer teh evil one!!11!

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:06, archived)

The Pope

As Gamesmaster has already proved, Patrick Moore is a cyborg and will live forever as a big giant disembodied stargazing xylophone playing grumpy head.

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:16, archived)

you spelt xylophone beautifully.

Againg is wrong though :)

(

Muns, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:07, archived)

I like that!

w/y/h

(Where I used to work we used to have an office game, at the beginning of the year you all chucked in a tenner and stated three celebs (or former celebs) who would die by the end of the year. First person to have a celebritygot half, next two got quarter, only once did we have money over so we gave it to charity)

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:06, archived)

Patrick Moore

will refuse to die until he gets to talk about people either going to mars or back to the moon. He's a stubborn old git.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:07, archived)

Blimey!

Look at who's been admitted into the United Nations!

(

Muns, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:02, archived)

I see it

as a step forward...

(

jme, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:03, archived)

is it

Legolas of the woodland realm?

(DragonSkiz, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:06, archived)

weird

for some reason that comment coupled with the picture lead me to attemp to imagine an elf in a suit

(

The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:10, archived)

That and your elf-in-a-suit fetish.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:14, archived)

Woo to you!

Lego is the best thing in the world.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

Just one more thing..

(Maroon Balloon, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:59, archived)

*gibber*

*belm*

tj: can someone tell me the html i need to insert after img tags so that it expands the image to fill the width of the veiwers browser?

thanks

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:01, archived)

i think that would need some scripting

you coud just make it huge by doing width=

(

alistair, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:07, archived)

isnt it something like width=100 tho?

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:09, archived)

<img src="blah" width="100%">

should work i think

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:14, archived)

yup indeed that works

(

alistair, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:14, archived)

Penguin von Ricthoven

flys above the western front, warily searching for the enemy.

(

More tea vicar?, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:55, archived)

how delightful...

the one in your profile is fab too... :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:57, archived)

IE users

who visit my profile get to hear an appropriate tune as well. ;)

(

More tea vicar?, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:09, archived)

*opens ie*

oooh... so they do... :)
edit: hahaha! just had a peek at your gallery... looking forward to seeing more of your pics... penguintastic!

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:15, archived)

woo to that

tis great

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:58, archived)

hahah, super!

(

stevierar, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:58, archived)

I HAVE

MY KITTEN BACK!

(

stevierar, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:58, archived)

How did you lose it?

(mary magdalen, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:00, archived)

vunderbar

w.y.badger!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:00, archived)

fantastisk!

w/y/h

(

Kaiser, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:07, archived)

proud father and chumpbabybear...

a result of this chump thread and the very wonderful chumpmanbear.com... :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:45, archived)

ahhh.... eggs.

of course they come from eggs. Obvious really.

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:46, archived)

Not an egg....

Its a spore. Some form of clostridium I think.

(greypelt, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:49, archived)

Raaahhh!

Yay!

(

matsimpsk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:48, archived)

thanks for the use of quelabrachump!

i've been trying to not get too distracted by shopping as i'm trying to finish a flash video for my b3taday (ooooh) but i'm not sure it's going to happen so had the need to finish *something*... :/

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:00, archived)

Hehe...

You're more than welcome :)

(

matsimpsk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:03, archived)

fried or boiled

?
Egg-sellent
ah ha ha ha
(aren't i clever)

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:49, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

that's so good

(

Pootle, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:57, archived)

Ahhhhh!

chumpchild!

(

Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:29, archived)

this was just a bit too big.............

click here

(Leonardo Acropolis, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:40, archived)

what

this ?

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:41, archived)

(

Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)

a question mark

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)

this maybe?

edit just for claritys sake this is the image from the first post of this thread, just in picture as opposed to URL form...

(

jme, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:47, archived)

well it came up as 259kb..........

so rather than have everyone shout at me....as has happened before i thought it best to link it.....

(Leonardo Acropolis, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:51, archived)

oooh righty

oops...

(

jme, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:01, archived)

those damn

poop shooting (chuting also) shoes

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)

<a href="long_url_goes_here">short_text_goes_here</a>

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)

thank you o wise and magnificant one.......

(was that a bit too crawly..??)

(Leonardo Acropolis, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:47, archived)

<a href="long_url_goes_here"target=_blank>short_text_goes_here</a>

if you that it opens in a new window

(Pjotr, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:47, archived)

You're right

it doesn't actually say. When you do the href="url" bit do a close pointy bracket and type something then put /a between pointy brackets after the bit you want to be the link.

View the source on this to see what I mean.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:47, archived)

(][DaN][, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:33, archived)

pearoast

(

Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)

Don't mind if I do:

Bigger Longer & Uncut

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:36, archived)

love it!

my turn!

looks related to yours if you ask me.

(yakmonkey, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:40, archived)

fantastic!

not too aerodynamic though.

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)

It probably is.

Wonderful creature that.

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:45, archived)

ok then

Can i also add Woo and indeed yay

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:45, archived)

I dont know why

but that's reeeaally really cute
I think it might be the eyes.

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:56, archived)

You're not wrong

I'm still healing from my injured sides after last time

(

Pootle, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:01, archived)

i have seen this before

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:09, archived)

Crappy domino's have stopped using anchovies! what is the world coming too!!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:33, archived)

who

knows ?

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:35, archived)

oddly enough

even noseless she looks pretty...

(

Batsgirl, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:35, archived)

she looked like this earlier!

poor girl!!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:37, archived)

How does she smell?....

...
...

badum tish

(Maroon Balloon, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:35, archived)

dunno...what does badum fish smell like.

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:36, archived)

All I know is

Lamb Badum Pasanda (lovely).

(

Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:37, archived)

how does she....uhm... you know..

(

edovan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:36, archived)

no!

she went of her own accord

(

Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:36, archived)

are they paying them

a proper wage now?

(

Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:36, archived)

Ok, this one is easier on the eyes

look cross eyed at the center of the photo and line up the middle 2 magic 8 balls

Edit: hmmm... not much depth, though. Oh well.

(b3rl1n, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)

*tries again*

*fails again*
*goes off to animate it*

(1, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)

again

(1, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)

Try this technique on the image below

Place a mirror on the centreline, then put your nose against the mirror and look 'through' it at the other side (both eyes open)

Hope that makes sense.

(

DogHorse plop, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:40, archived)

ooh, tricky, but it worked!

(

tweaknik, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:52, archived)

That works well

but the mirror isn't big enough to get all of the picture in at that angle, although it works on the bits I can see in the mirror. Maybe if I had a mirror without a frame it would be better.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:52, archived)

my eyes won't cross...

(

rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)

focus

focus on a spot about 1/2 way between you and the monitor - looking at the center of the photo.

(b3rl1n, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)

i've never been able to cross my eyes actually...

not since the surgery...

(

rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)

I think

the distance you are asking ppl to cross their eyes is HUGE. try making the images smaller - remember that not everyone has the same screen resolution as you.

Maybe try stereo-faking by making it an animated gif with alternating frames...

(

Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)

like this

doesn't do much

(1, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

you're not

wrong.

(

Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)

try this

www.sillychicken.co.uk/b3ta/nsfw.gif

(

Pootle, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:00, archived)

works fine for me

even if they cover the whole screen when i zoom :)

(

edovan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

And how many eyes

do you have exactly?

(I got it to work now - but any more than a few seconds and my brain starts pushing out through my ears.)

(

Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)

last time i counted: two

plus the brown one of course. but with that one i can't see stereograms...

(

edovan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)

use

a fork

(

alistair, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)

yay

this is the first one of these i've actually got without my head imploding

(Lord Gibbon, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)

that gives me pains in my eyeses

but i likes it, very clever :D

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)

I tried....

now every thing has gone blurry... goddamn you!

(Monskervator the Monsk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)

Grrrr!

Stop teasing me with these. I am physically incapable of seeing the 3d effect!

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)

*crosses eyes*

*hits head against screen*
*winces*

(yakmonkey, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:33, archived)

i got it

i rule!

(

Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:33, archived)

yes

you do rule!

(b3rl1n, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:51, archived)

it *burns*

but it works!
a narrower/taller image would be easier to see.

(

tweaknik, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:48, archived)

Arr, a flash cartoon

Graphics arent the best but the storyline for the stories are ok.. Click here for cartoon, damn you!

(

tolin its me, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)

...

...

(][DaN][, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)

Chrisis!

Where are your fleet? at the end of my flegs.

TECHNO! TECHNO! TECHNO! TECHNO!

woo yay - reminds me of "All your base are..." (gay)

(

Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)

breifing

is briefing....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:33, archived)

I have been reflecting on life recently

biggerer but betterer!

(Monskervator the Monsk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)

oooh.

nice.

(1, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)

very thoughtful and deep!

man

(

evil pixie, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)

HeHe

nice one

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)

great

stuff.

(

Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)

that's great

that
w/y

(Maroon Balloon, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)

`Mummy?'

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)

eep!

KILL IT!

(

rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)

HOLY FUCK

thats the scariest thing ive seen all night

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)

Aint nothing happier than

a man who has found his remote ;)

(

Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)

this is very true

i am so very happy

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:29, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

eep.

/runs

(roboglitch, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)

reminds me of

one of the monsters from monsters inc- can't remember which one though

(HanaBizzle, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)

awww

that's actually really cute
wouldn't like to meet it when it's fully grown though

(

evil pixie, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)

What an excellent idea!

I'll work on that tomorrow.

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)

yaaaaay!

he's fab... woo :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »