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# good lord
I've found a rough drawing of Mavis, the love of Terry's life I made before beginning the pictures

If Terry gets his own TV show, I'll auction the tatty scrap of paper on E-bay
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# and you buy us beers with the
outcome. You rock!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:27, archived)
# i buy it now
bidding starts at £1 sterling
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:27, archived)
# if I sold that for a pound
they'd put me straight in prison for massive fraud and possibly highway robbery ;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:29, archived)
# sign it and it'll be ok.
it's art.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:30, archived)
# If B3ta...


...made Pirelli Calendars.


biggie
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:23, archived)
# phwo...
...urgh!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# got the original on powerpoint?
;¬P
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:31, archived)
# definatly
a paperbag job
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Erm, argh, oh...
Help!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# mmmmm....
eek!
mmmmm....
eek!
*drool*

/throws up
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# now this time
i definetly wouldnt
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Would sombody please give me some insperation...
i feel so alone
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:18, archived)
# I haven't got any
you can have some peanuts if you want
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:19, archived)
# He
should eat the peanuts & kill himself.
Just make sure you take pictures.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:47, archived)
# jesus......
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Linky
sucky.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Is it just me or has that not been working for
the last few days?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:21, archived)
# try the 4rthur mirror,
it's in the links page somewhere
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:23, archived)
# How about...
...the old game of plugging the names of unlikely animals into Google Images, and fusing them with... stuff!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:19, archived)
# my search "the names of unlikely animals"
did not match any documents.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:24, archived)
#

Inspiration
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:20, archived)
# ahem
1, "inspiration"

2, Make a picture, then I'll talk to you.

*stomps back into the shadows*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:20, archived)
# insperate
vi/vt. (US) encourage scorn and disrespect by entering a public area and saying something entirely inappropriate

*gambols through the dappled sunlight*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Do something
with Mr T!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:20, archived)
# go see my website i made when i was 15
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Hehehe
I stuck that on the front page of IAmCal once, remember?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:29, archived)
# thankyou all
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:20, archived)
# here
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:22, archived)
# yay
for zak
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# and also a big boo hiss
Ever finished something only to realise you are posting it directly after/before him?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Thanks for that...
I'd been wondering where people get their inspiration...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:26, archived)
# I hope this
helps
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:21, archived)
# weren't you the one who wasted a thread to say:
"how do you hack, its for reserch only?"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:21, archived)
# BRAISE ME A HAM!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:22, archived)
# PRAISE MY LAMB!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:22, archived)
# GIVE A DAMN!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Liase with a pram!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:24, archived)
# top honors
to you.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:28, archived)
# The Krays are a sham!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:31, archived)
# when on the lam i swam in ham
and didn't give a damn,
so cram it ma'am
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:35, archived)
# SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!
I hate Python
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Raise
MY SPAM!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:24, archived)
#
www.pbase.com/photos/random.html

and clive. everyone loves clive.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Yay for Clive . . .
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Stealing smilies from Microsoft is neither big nor clever.
Oh wait, yes it is.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Like Steven Hawking
on stilts
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Have you tried
wanking into a hat?
The trick is not to get any jizz on the brim.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:26, archived)
# or theres intermediate.
you use an empty yoghurt pot instead of a hat.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:29, archived)
# but
what sort of hat?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Grrr. I'm still at work.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:16, archived)
# woo yay
& H
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:17, archived)
# wel doon
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:20, archived)
# *groan*


(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:10, archived)
# Heh-heh


That is all.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:14, archived)
# mmm...
pie...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:17, archived)
# dreadful pun!
almost as bad as...



I've got a loverly band of choco-ducks!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:48, archived)
# having see the "erotic" pic`s posted earlier
I`m suprised no-one has photoshopped Michelangelo`s david or creation of adam. (hint)plently of knob jokes there!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:09, archived)
# ...
You must be new.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Lets ruin
him for normal folk.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:12, archived)
# I`ve here a little while
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# long enough to read the faq?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Judging by the grammar,
reading is a bit of a challenge.

/bitch
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:15, archived)
# I won`t bite
name calling is for kids, wanker!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:21, archived)
# I agree, and am perplexed.
(radio one messageboards, indeed... *rolls eyes*)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:24, archived)
# thats beneath you obviously !
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:28, archived)
# IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS FUCKING HOLY,
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Oh
I'm sure they have...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:11, archived)
# flibbertigibbet
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:11, archived)
# fluffgubbins
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Piffle and eyewash
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:14, archived)
# tish
and fibble
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Tish tosh and old wet fish.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:16, archived)
# flamtangle?
twatwaffle?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:16, archived)
# riffle
and chiz
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:17, archived)
# why yes
it would also make an hilarious fridge magnet
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# that's not's new's that's i's
chicken, silly one. one pic, two pics.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# I thought of a really funny picture once.
But then I didn't make it.
Try to imagine it, I bet you'll laugh.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# You're right!
I laughed!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Huzzah for conceptual photoshopping!
Now I need never bother to learn how to do it in real life...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:17, archived)
# yes - conceptual photoshopping...
try looking at my photo from my profile and imagining how you could photoshop me!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:18, archived)
# No, you're not really my type.
;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Is that a
Terry Pratchett disguise?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:24, archived)
# lmao
:¬)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:16, archived)
# every possible shoppable gag
has already been done by someone here.

several times.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:15, archived)
# I have a new one honest
but I still can't finish the damn thing without finding people facing away from the camera...nyaaaargh
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:16, archived)
#
a few here
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:20, archived)
# hmmm
is this one a series?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:23, archived)
# it is called a "digital camera"
and "crowded tube station". Figure out the rest:-)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:22, archived)
# "up skirt website"?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# bwahaahahaa
you sick sick man.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Swimming with Dolphins...


...is just as relaxing for cats as it is for humans. The dolphins aren't particularly fond of it though.


Yes, that is a picture of my violent psycopathic cat. The new scanner had to be tested!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:08, archived)
# only problem is that
dolphins are often viciously attacked by the cats...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:09, archived)
# That's one bloody massive cat.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Or!
A very tiny Dolphin!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:12, archived)
# 2 Points.
1. That dolphin will be fine - he seems to have a rocket launcher strapped to his back.
2. How did you squash your cat so that it would fit in the scanner?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# But...
1. She does have the element of suprise

2. With remarkable difficulty
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:14, archived)
# .
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:05, archived)
# I don't get it...
TJ, iSketch going, room name b3ta of course
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:06, archived)
# ...
www.isketch.net for you lazy people
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:07, archived)
#
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml for the lazier still
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:09, archived)
# You don't have to get it. There is nothing to get.
The medium IS the message. No, I'm just a sad Spurs fan, depressed at the season so far.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:08, archived)
# sweet.
its funny as its true
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:06, archived)
# Remember the sweet old saga?
I found this site where you can play sonic...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Woo
fucking yay hoopla!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:06, archived)
# but i don't wanna.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:07, archived)
# oh wow
we've STILL got a master system and sonic the hedgehog.
don't know if it works, but then again none of us ever tried.
thank god for the internet
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:07, archived)
# I had
sonic on mega drive, damn me for giving it away.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:10, archived)
# eek, I now have
the marble zone as a poly tone on my phone
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:14, archived)
# I
still have it. and sonic 2, with the fantastic/uselass 2 player split screen mode. but his finest moment was defnitly the lsd induced mega cd version, which also i own. man im lame!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:23, archived)
# blimey
java is taking retro emulation to the masses.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Hello there Rob
Did you get my email re donating.

(sorry to ask, but I'm just very over excited about it all)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Weddings...
Such Joyous Occasions
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:04, archived)
# topical.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:06, archived)
# stop feeding
the publicity-seeking bimbo trolls...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:06, archived)
# seamless
amazing
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Is that Melinda Messenger in the last frame?
Whatever, you have a certain style.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Thanks....
Or was that sarcasim?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:09, archived)
# No, seriously.
Your style is unique, and I think that's Melinda Messenger in the last frame.

Do I really come across as insincere?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Well thanks...
In both frames the pictures came from CNN so take it up with them..
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Irwin never wanted twins...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:04, archived)
# .
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:03, archived)
# You're 3 minutes late!
Woo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:04, archived)
# Not according
to the clock in the background.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:05, archived)
# yup.
I'm off.

byeeeeeeeee
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:05, archived)
# ARGH!
SACK IT!
THEN KILL IT!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:05, archived)
# blowjob face
woo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:05, archived)
# yaaaaaaay!
what a lovely tidy desk he has too!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:05, archived)
#
I like
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Celebrity Loudhailer Battle Final, 2004
Brian Blessed vs Rev Ian Paisley



(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Yay
I say.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02, archived)
# That is
such a scary thought. On a Sunday Paisley parades the streets of Belfast singing (well shouting) hymns at the general heathen population.
He's a mad-man
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:03, archived)
# great stuff.
can you draw a cock on paisley's head to make him look more realistic though?

woo ;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:04, archived)
# woo yay
thats good that is
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:04, archived)
# not been well joke
I went to the doctors. I said "I think Ive got an ear infection". He said "What are the symptoms", I said "Theyre an american cartoon family"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
#
ok then
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:00, archived)
# hello
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# four men walk into a bar.
eighteen nuns run around naked screaming at the barman.
everybody dies.
the end.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# ahahah
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02, archived)
# a man walks into a bar with a giraffe
they get really drunk and eventually the giraffe falls over and the man gets up to walk out. The barman says, 'you can't leave that lying there,' and the man says, 'it's not a lion, it's a giraffe'
has to be said out loud to be quite good.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:04, archived)
# an englishman, irishman, scotsman and welshman walk into a bar followed by a blind lesbian nun and a talking dog.
barman says "is this some kind of joke?"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# 3 jokes in one.
Man walks into a bar, and says "My wife's gone to the West Indies", barman says "Why the long face?", man says "she went with an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman".
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# If I were you, I'd tell your doctor the symptoms, and let him/her make the diagnosis.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Is this better?


Oh, and can anyone point me to the original of Dubya pretending that he can read a map?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
# pee ghost
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# i've seen one on snopes wheres he's reading a book upside down, any help?
woo yay piccy!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# my
favourite that one is, that and the one of him and the turkey
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:08, archived)
# that turkey
paid the price for his treason



(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:15, archived)
# my fave about that chap
is that he always claims to be far too close to them animals, while being filmed from the animals perspective. Makes you wonder how many cameramen he loses per week.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Try here for the pic you need
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:09, archived)
# close enough
thank you
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Whoo-hoo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:11, archived)
# .
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:58, archived)
# hooray
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# thats no moon!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# A bit purturbed was Claire ....

Had she overdone it with her hair?
/So sorry, I'm stuck at work with all the wrong tools!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:57, archived)
# hah.
blaming your tools.
hah.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
# *snigger*
"tools"

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
# also,
the life of a cactus.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:00, archived)
#
tee hee!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Claire should brush
she's forgotten that,
and due to this,
she looks like shat.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Clare was a cactus...
Smartly dressed and Spry,
Recently divorced from husband Ken,
'Cos we wore a Cack Tie
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I Ty for your 4-liners! Wikkid!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Thank goodness for ducks.

Without them, our ponds would be full of bread.

Crikey, my first FP. Cheers!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:54, archived)
# That actually
Makes sense. Woo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:55, archived)
# i like
your thinking.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:55, archived)
# bread
is bad for ducks, because it isn't very nutritious.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:24, archived)
#
DUCK BUTTIES is worse
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:49, archived)
# ha ha!
Woo!

You loon!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:55, archived)
# therefore:
Ducks: The baker's friend. nicely etc.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:55, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Haha
how true
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Thank goodness for bread
or old people would have nothing to throw.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Good
point
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02, archived)
# i so nearly fell off my chair
that is blimmin hilarious!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
how lovely!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:10, archived)
# Woo an' yay
an' loads more stuff like that...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:17, archived)
# I'm glad
people like it.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:18, archived)
# That am very woo!
Hooray for duckies!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 10:07, archived)
# hahahhaa
a belated w/y/h
that put a cheesy grin on my face on a cold, grey Wednesday

(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 13:30, archived)
# delightful :)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Meet Fred
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Hi
Fred.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:54, archived)
# a full earth rotation is really a day
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:54, archived)
# I really should change that
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Looks like
My old art teacher
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Hello Fred
He looks like a brainy sort of fellow.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:55, archived)

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