good lord
I've found a rough drawing of Mavis, the love of Terry's life I made before beginning the pictures
If Terry gets his own TV show, I'll auction the tatty scrap of paper on E-bay
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25,
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If Terry gets his own TV show, I'll auction the tatty scrap of paper on E-bay
if I sold that for a pound
they'd put me straight in prison for massive fraud and possibly highway robbery ;)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:29,
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Would sombody please give me some insperation...
i feel so alone
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:18,
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He
should eat the peanuts & kill himself.
Just make sure you take pictures.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:47,
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Just make sure you take pictures.
Is it just me or has that not been working for
the last few days?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:21,
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How about...
...the old game of plugging the names of unlikely animals into Google Images, and fusing them with... stuff!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:19,
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my search "the names of unlikely animals"
did not match any documents.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:24,
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ahem
1, "inspiration"
2, Make a picture, then I'll talk to you.
*stomps back into the shadows*
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:20,
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2, Make a picture, then I'll talk to you.
*stomps back into the shadows*
insperate
vi/vt. (US) encourage scorn and disrespect by entering a public area and saying something entirely inappropriate
*gambols through the dappled sunlight*
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25,
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*gambols through the dappled sunlight*
Hehehe
I stuck that on the front page of IAmCal once, remember?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:29,
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and also a big boo hiss
Ever finished something only to realise you are posting it directly after/before him?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:30,
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Thanks for that...
I'd been wondering where people get their inspiration...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:26,
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weren't you the one who wasted a thread to say:
"how do you hack, its for reserch only?"
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:21,
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when on the lam i swam in ham
and didn't give a damn,
so cram it ma'am
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:35,
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so cram it ma'am
www.pbase.com/photos/random.html
and clive. everyone loves clive.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:22,
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and clive. everyone loves clive.
Stealing smilies from Microsoft is neither big nor clever.
Oh wait, yes it is.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25,
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Have you tried
wanking into a hat?
The trick is not to get any jizz on the brim.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:26,
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The trick is not to get any jizz on the brim.
or theres intermediate.
you use an empty yoghurt pot instead of a hat.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:29,
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dreadful pun!
almost as bad as...
I've got a loverly band of choco-ducks!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:48,
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I've got a loverly band of choco-ducks!
having see the "erotic" pic`s posted earlier
I`m suprised no-one has photoshopped Michelangelo`s david or creation of adam. (hint)plently of knob jokes there!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:09,
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I agree, and am perplexed.
(radio one messageboards, indeed... *rolls eyes*)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:24,
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IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS FUCKING HOLY,
PUNCTUATE!!1!
edit: www.angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:33,
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edit: www.angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif
that's not's new's that's i's
chicken, silly one. one pic, two pics.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13,
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I thought of a really funny picture once.
But then I didn't make it.
Try to imagine it, I bet you'll laugh.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13,
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Try to imagine it, I bet you'll laugh.
Huzzah for conceptual photoshopping!
Now I need never bother to learn how to do it in real life...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:17,
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yes - conceptual photoshopping...
try looking at my photo from my profile and imagining how you could photoshop me!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:18,
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every possible shoppable gag
has already been done by someone here.
several times.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:15,
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several times.
I have a new one honest
but I still can't finish the damn thing without finding people facing away from the camera...nyaaaargh
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:16,
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it is called a "digital camera"
and "crowded tube station". Figure out the rest:-)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:22,
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Swimming with Dolphins...
...is just as relaxing for cats as it is for humans. The dolphins aren't particularly fond of it though.
Yes, that is a picture of my violent psycopathic cat. The new scanner had to be tested!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:08,
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...is just as relaxing for cats as it is for humans. The dolphins aren't particularly fond of it though.
Yes, that is a picture of my violent psycopathic cat. The new scanner had to be tested!
only problem is that
dolphins are often viciously attacked by the cats...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:09,
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2 Points.
1. That dolphin will be fine - he seems to have a rocket launcher strapped to his back.
2. How did you squash your cat so that it would fit in the scanner?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13,
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2. How did you squash your cat so that it would fit in the scanner?
But...
1. She does have the element of suprise
2. With remarkable difficulty
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:14,
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2. With remarkable difficulty
You don't have to get it. There is nothing to get.
The medium IS the message. No, I'm just a sad Spurs fan, depressed at the season so far.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:08,
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Remember the sweet old saga?
I found this site where you can play sonic...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:05,
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oh wow
we've STILL got a master system and sonic the hedgehog.
don't know if it works, but then again none of us ever tried.
thank god for the internet
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:07,
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don't know if it works, but then again none of us ever tried.
thank god for the internet
I
still have it. and sonic 2, with the fantastic/uselass 2 player split screen mode. but his finest moment was defnitly the lsd induced mega cd version, which also i own. man im lame!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:23,
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Hello there Rob
Did you get my email re donating.
(sorry to ask, but I'm just very over excited about it all)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:15,
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(sorry to ask, but I'm just very over excited about it all)
Is that Melinda Messenger in the last frame?
Whatever, you have a certain style.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:08,
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No, seriously.
Your style is unique, and I think that's Melinda Messenger in the last frame.
Do I really come across as insincere?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:12,
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Do I really come across as insincere?
Well thanks...
In both frames the pictures came from CNN so take it up with them..
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13,
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Celebrity Loudhailer Battle Final, 2004
Brian Blessed vs Rev Ian Paisley
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59,
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That is
such a scary thought. On a Sunday Paisley parades the streets of Belfast singing (well shouting) hymns at the general heathen population.
He's a mad-man
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:03,
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He's a mad-man
great stuff.
can you draw a cock on paisley's head to make him look more realistic though?
woo ;)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:04,
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woo ;)
not been well joke
I went to the doctors. I said "I think Ive got an ear infection". He said "What are the symptoms", I said "Theyre an american cartoon family"
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59,
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four men walk into a bar.
eighteen nuns run around naked screaming at the barman.
everybody dies.
the end.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01,
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everybody dies.
the end.
a man walks into a bar with a giraffe
they get really drunk and eventually the giraffe falls over and the man gets up to walk out. The barman says, 'you can't leave that lying there,' and the man says, 'it's not a lion, it's a giraffe'
has to be said out loud to be quite good.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:04,
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has to be said out loud to be quite good.
an englishman, irishman, scotsman and welshman walk into a bar followed by a blind lesbian nun and a talking dog.
barman says "is this some kind of joke?"
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13,
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3 jokes in one.
Man walks into a bar, and says "My wife's gone to the West Indies", barman says "Why the long face?", man says "she went with an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman".
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25,
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If I were you, I'd tell your doctor the symptoms, and let him/her make the diagnosis.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02,
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Is this better?
Oh, and can anyone point me to the original of Dubya pretending that he can read a map?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59,
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Oh, and can anyone point me to the original of Dubya pretending that he can read a map?
i've seen one on snopes wheres he's reading a book upside down, any help?
woo yay piccy!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01,
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my
favourite that one is, that and the one of him and the turkey
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:08,
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my fave about that chap
is that he always claims to be far too close to them animals, while being filmed from the animals perspective. Makes you wonder how many cameramen he loses per week.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02,
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A bit purturbed was Claire ....
Had she overdone it with her hair?
/So sorry, I'm stuck at work with all the wrong tools!!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:57,
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Had she overdone it with her hair?
/So sorry, I'm stuck at work with all the wrong tools!!
Claire should brush
she's forgotten that,
and due to this,
she looks like shat.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59,
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and due to this,
she looks like shat.
Clare was a cactus...
Smartly dressed and Spry,
Recently divorced from husband Ken,
'Cos we wore a Cack Tie
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:05,
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Recently divorced from husband Ken,
'Cos we wore a Cack Tie
Thank goodness for ducks.
Without them, our ponds would be full of bread.
Crikey, my first FP. Cheers!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:54,
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Without them, our ponds would be full of bread.
Crikey, my first FP. Cheers!
Thank goodness for bread
or old people would have nothing to throw.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:00,
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hahahhaa
a belated w/y/h
that put a cheesy grin on my face on a cold, grey Wednesday
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Wed 7 Jan 2004, 13:30,
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that put a cheesy grin on my face on a cold, grey Wednesday
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