The bastard offspring of Chump Manbear and Janet Street-Porter!!!
*runs away*
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:11,
archived)
*runs away*
Didn't it turn up in Ch4s 100 Scariest Moments? Pah! The Aphex Twin with the jumping bear-things is much worse...
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:16,
archived)
or maybe the school girl richard d james's
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:18,
archived)
yay!
is that a Golden Lion Tamarin Monkey? At London Zoo, there's one in a glass-fronted enclosure overlooking a pool of water, which naturally people have been unable to resist throwing money in. He stays pressed up against the glass all day, scheming. One day he'll find a way to get all that money, then he'll be in a Taxi to Heathrow. (or maybe a bus).
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:13,
archived)
is that a Golden Lion Tamarin Monkey? At London Zoo, there's one in a glass-fronted enclosure overlooking a pool of water, which naturally people have been unable to resist throwing money in. He stays pressed up against the glass all day, scheming. One day he'll find a way to get all that money, then he'll be in a Taxi to Heathrow. (or maybe a bus).
in precincts. Then raking in the money that stupid people throw in. Money for nothing
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:16,
archived)
for free?
sorry. am in silly mode today. Not enough / too much* caffeine
*Delete where appropriate
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:17,
archived)
sorry. am in silly mode today. Not enough / too much* caffeine
*Delete where appropriate
characters for ages to show someone. Any ideas where I can find them?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:19,
archived)
Were you trying very hard?
Oh no, I am your 3d-images-from-the-money-for-nothing-video bitch.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:23,
archived)
Oh no, I am your 3d-images-from-the-money-for-nothing-video bitch.
but at least he has a chance. At Marwell Zoo in Hampshire, their Golden Lion Tamarin Monkeys are free to roam the park. And drop into the enclosures of the Cheetah. And of the meanest Panther you've ever seen, which are about ten yards in either direction from their nesty box
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:22,
archived)
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the only time you'll ever use a pink and green biro without being gay
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:14,
archived)
I kinda got limited to an etchasketch and was told to be happy with that :o)
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:18,
archived)
a proco rat2 distortion pedal.
i have one as well, nice
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:28,
archived)
i have one as well, nice
i love that glow-in-the-dark text with the red LED in the A
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:36,
archived)
They could be arms and he could be standing upside down.
Oh, hang on. How would he take the photo.....
/goes off to contemplate
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:38,
archived)
Oh, hang on. How would he take the photo.....
/goes off to contemplate
Such cruelty
Poor mites didn't stand a chance...
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:03,
archived)
Poor mites didn't stand a chance...
Bush and blair... fuck.. that would be halarious
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:02,
archived)
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sorry
at high resolution, and it's still a bit too big to fit on a single screen
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:15,
archived)
i guess this is one of those places where you'll need a "jpg viewer" - take a look up or down the board to find similar pics ;)
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:17,
archived)
but only by standing at the other side of the room, and using a small bit of guesswok.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:18,
archived)
but I have an irritatingly small screen with a very high resolution (it's a laptop so everything is a headache-inducing blurry mess if I try and reduce the resolution).
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:19,
archived)
www.fazed.net 9th link down (I want to discourage this as much as possible ;))
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:28,
archived)
... and proclaimed

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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:57,
archived)

p.s. I've just had this email via yourallgay -
"You are my personal GOD
www.surykatka.hardcore.pl cornholeio.fm.interia.pl/rz - my sites
when i opened your site i didint know what is hidden.
ok. if you have any idea to cooperation response me.
I'm a 2D/3D graphics designer, and i have a completly fucked up friens too.
KEEP FRIENDS CLOSE AND SURICATES CLOSER !"
The guy is clearly insane but he does have some good meerkat pictures.
spooneristic jedthrack
this isn't all that amusing but the author's name (spike bakker) is my spoonerism of the week.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:10,
archived)
this isn't all that amusing but the author's name (spike bakker) is my spoonerism of the week.
this made me laugh...
www.ackbar.f9.co.uk/main.html
mainly because im a dork
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:58,
archived)
www.ackbar.f9.co.uk/main.html
mainly because im a dork
Only mildly ironic I'd say... and at least it made a few people laugh, which is more than can be said for most bandwagon pics :o)
I stopped even attempting to post bandwagon pics after getting slated for posting one pic during the worf bandwagon.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:08,
archived)
I stopped even attempting to post bandwagon pics after getting slated for posting one pic during the worf bandwagon.
I like your picture. And I like irony.
So I'm happy, at least.
:)
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:13,
archived)
So I'm happy, at least.
:)
Technically, a repost. Though only because I originally edited it into a reply everyone there had already read, just before it went off the bottom of the board.

So if you've seen it already, thank you for being very, very observant, and sorry.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:50,
archived)

So if you've seen it already, thank you for being very, very observant, and sorry.
sorry this is completly off topic but is there any psychologists up on b3ta...
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:53,
archived)
to read beyond the first 4-5 letters these days anyway.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:55,
archived)
EDIT:
Pull up a chair and tell me about your Mother.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:55,
archived)
Pull up a chair and tell me about your Mother.
And I can waffle on a bit.
What seems to be troubling you?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:57,
archived)
What seems to be troubling you?
pull yourself together?
You know, we have a place for people like you. It's lovely, all white and soft. Except for the windows.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:01,
archived)
You know, we have a place for people like you. It's lovely, all white and soft. Except for the windows.
yes it is. It has a door, so you can go inside, and be with lots of other people, just like yourself.
And there is a whole team of people to look after you.
Come on, you'll love it.
And besides, I've already completed the paperwork...
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:06,
archived)
And there is a whole team of people to look after you.
Come on, you'll love it.
And besides, I've already completed the paperwork...
I hope it doesn't print like that.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:14,
archived)
You're upsetting my patients.
I could probably find you a nice quiet wing of you're own, if you really want...
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:18,
archived)
I could probably find you a nice quiet wing of you're own, if you really want...
... but I'm not qualified to ask you about your relationship with your mother ...
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:00,
archived)
My psychology BSc has served me well in the customer service/fast food industries.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:03,
archived)
She thinks she's a rabbit:

More Frames
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:49,
archived)

More Frames
that's woo yay!
morning all (especially really nice people)
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:50,
archived)
morning all (especially really nice people)
We must restrict the Akbars to fark.com. They're very contagious you know!
Although that is rather good so I'll let you off.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:55,
archived)
Although that is rather good so I'll let you off.
Splendid.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:00,
archived)

"You're part of the Countryside Alliance and a traitor..."
from the front page.. Thankyou! The dramatic head shots are the best. Woo!
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 20:23,
archived)
that the awards have regained their credibility as The Darkness are likely to win everything. This apparently shows that "rock" music is back in "fashion".
If we're lucky, perhaps The Darkness will head a festival featuring Quo, Slade, Wizzard and the remaining members of The Sweet next year.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:51,
archived)
If we're lucky, perhaps The Darkness will head a festival featuring Quo, Slade, Wizzard and the remaining members of The Sweet next year.
since there drummer died
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:00,
archived)
I'd firstly like to thank god... and then my parents.. and then all of you... the fans. God bless you sweet jesus fucking christ my job is boring.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:54,
archived)
Molto Bene!
edit: changed it from Molto Benne which means 'Much Buckets' !
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:43,
archived)
edit: changed it from Molto Benne which means 'Much Buckets' !
small live music venue I'll have you know!
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:43,
archived)
s/venue/cupboard/ ... tis tinier than
the Hope and Anchor
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:45,
archived)
the Hope and Anchor
and then the Metro bar in Oxford Street (just round the corner from the Astoria)
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:46,
archived)
Added a ray of sunshine to an otherwise dull and grey Tuesday morning.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:26,
archived)

You wait till you see Carol's face after he wipes it on her curtains!
and thought it deserved to be shopped

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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:21,
archived)

Nicely done, and a woo for the brother Chuckle (my heros!)
/early morn relurk
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:23,
archived)
/early morn relurk
did you see the one where they got stuck in the department store overnight?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:30,
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