TJi missed my b3ta birthday a few days ago...anyone got a time machine?
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10512,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:42,
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I did,but I lost it in 1985.
edit: How rude! Happy B3taday!
(edit: How rude! Happy B3taday!
Prof. Slocombe,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:44,
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V. niceTJ: a nice little badger link, little badger book looks top!
www.badgers.org.uk/brockshop/badger-books-03.html
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:44,
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www.badgers.org.uk/brockshop/badger-books-03.html
Just what I need"An excellent introduction to badgers in Britain for younger readers, with plenty of line drawings and cartoons."
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oodle doodle,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:46,
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childbirth wasa lot less fuss in the old days...
(
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:40,
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Heh"Ohh, get that, would you, Deirdre?"
edit - OOh look, found this lovely resource:
arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/main.html
which lets you enjoy this wonderful sequence in full:
arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/meaning-of-life/04-the-third-world.html
(edit - OOh look, found this lovely resource:
arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/main.html
which lets you enjoy this wonderful sequence in full:
arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/meaning-of-life/04-the-third-world.html
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:52,
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Thunk!Little baby miracles!
Anyone else catch the kurt cobain/bill hicks thing on R1 the other night?
(Anyone else catch the kurt cobain/bill hicks thing on R1 the other night?
Netspore,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:47,
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Like.......if the emperor was a fat 8 year old on an E-numbers high.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:28,
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Where are they now???So thats what happened to David Lo Pan...
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CPhoenix,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:05,
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sorry ifit's a little graphic and disturbing.
I'll try and hide the quo more next time.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:32,
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I'll try and hide the quo more next time.
it's the old'averting the eye' tecnique
(
summat to do with kittens,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:36,
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ROWING!!!!Yay! Im rowing in Oxford Torpids today!
Edit: Woo to that 8's technique on the slide
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:57,
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Edit: Woo to that 8's technique on the slide
Awaits the pedants...Here they come! Run!!!
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watashi-wa Evenin'!,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:28,
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Umm.Pursuit?
Is that what yer after?
(Is that what yer after?
100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:30,
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Naait's just got a funny coloured whanger.
You know what they say about the horse family.
(You know what they say about the horse family.
100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:31,
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That'll be the ceacumKinda like the appendix in people but it's massive. It's used to digest grass, a lot less effective at doing it than a cows gut method which is why horse shit is fairly solid and cow shit is almost liquid.
(
Equus is still lurking,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:43,
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This isCommon Knowlege*
*Not.
Its always good to learn something news though...
Thankyou.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:48,
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*Not.
Its always good to learn something news though...
Thankyou.
Sorry.. i hadn't animated it hard enough, before..!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:23,
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it was a drunken low hummous makethe other night when i was extreemly low on hummos
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:29,
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No Big Rob,definitely has hummous, I'm still watching it
( Goatpod,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:42,
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That remindsme of an old commy 64 game called Big Mac...
Fooking brilliant in its day it was. An so is your anim.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:34,
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Fooking brilliant in its day it was. An so is your anim.
That am woo!Laser-eyes are the in-vogue politico upgrade of late...
( watashi-wa Evenin'!,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:26,
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He's making a big-money draw in the footyso he's xraying the balls to make sure the best teams are kept apart. It's all a big fix...
( watashi-wa Evenin'!,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:41,
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nicely doneit looks like the Guardian has decided not to publish any of the photoshops of Kerry (Jane Fonda/Kerry compo) - It's now about 2 weeks since the deadline for submissions....
( beaubodor blogless,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:29,
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and a pr from last night
see - I can do non-political stuff...
beaubodor blogless,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:23,
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"Which came first?""You can ask my husband - he'll be home Friday!"
( muteboy,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:24,
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Who was itwho told the "Tom's just putting it in now" anecdote?
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:29,
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Sun readers are taking this Lord of The Rings thing too far(
idlesod,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:21,
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If thats page 3 worththe film is a major boob fest.
Boobs!
Hooray!
(Boobs!
Hooray!
oodle doodle,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:24,
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oh, so that's decided then.i don't think i ever need to watch another film again.
( 100% of Gibbon,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:31,
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The fools ... do they not realise ...... that there can only be one!
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:17,
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Isnt thatthe advert for that ladies anti perspirant?
( oodle doodle,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:19,
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*sniggers*Funny shit.
"Rexona: It wont let you put your arms down"*
Thankyou.
*Warning: Aussie's may only understand this.
"Rexona: It wont let you down"
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:24,
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"Rexona: It wont let you put your arms down"*
Thankyou.
*Warning: Aussie's may only understand this.
"Rexona: It wont let you down"
right guarddid the same thing in the UK
WOOO to the pic!
(WOOO to the pic!
muteboy,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:26,
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Prob. same companyAnd how rude of me!!
YAY/WOO To You!
Thankyou.
and my appologies of bad manners
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:28,
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YAY/WOO To You!
Thankyou.
and my appologies of bad manners
Don't Aussies have their arms up all the time anywaycos they're hanging upside down?
/science
(/science
oodle doodle,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:28,
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No.They have their arms down, 'cos they're under-arm bowling in the cricket
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:30,
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Nobut koalas are extreemy flamable from eating eucaliptus leaves all day- Why do you think Australia has all these bush-fires?*
*100% FACT! if you dont know any better
Thankyou.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:31,
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*100% FACT! if you dont know any better
Thankyou.
Divine intervention
...during her quieter periods she liked to annoy the punters.
TheCockwellInn,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:16,
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HeheI wonder if that artist ever envisioned his work being used like this...
( oodle doodle,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:22,
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pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey ba-doing!very odd but most woo!
[edit] p.s. Hooray for Demon Internet, they are smashing!
([edit] p.s. Hooray for Demon Internet, they are smashing!
the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:23,
archived)
and obscenely reliable : D the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:32,
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hmmm, yeahuntil you move and wanna cancel your connection when they become suddenly very very unhelpful indeed.
(
baby wet ones,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:34,
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Christthat a bit good!
Woo to you and your pic.
(Woo to you and your pic.
Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:24,
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Who said that?Where are you?
What have you done with my doggy?!?
(What have you done with my doggy?!?
watashi-wa Evenin'!,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:18,
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I'm thinking of turning it into a websiteQuickerToWalk.com
Click Bigger
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Click Bigger
Happyperson,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:15,
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yeah, them fools they make me laugh!whereas there should be a tube between bank and monument, it takes ages to walk between the 2 thru them tunels.
( baby wet ones,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:19,
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and the most used part is between
Liecester Square and Covent Garden
(Liecester Square and Covent Garden
Happyperson,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:19,
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Chancery Lane to Farringdonis a great one. I did it once, then wandered down a side street to find myself at the station I'd travelled 20 minutes to get away from.
You'd need to factor in things like the fact that it's impossible to actually walk down Oxford Street most weekends.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:20,
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You'd need to factor in things like the fact that it's impossible to actually walk down Oxford Street most weekends.
i never realised i livedso close to tufnell park.
( 100% of Gibbon,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:25,
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yep, but when I’m King slow doordling pedestrians will be shot, along with people stop randomley the second they get onto athe platform
( Happyperson,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:24,
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oooooooo ... why *do* they do that?you could barge them onto the tracks
but that defeats the object a bit
(but that defeats the object a bit
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:31,
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no no,the REALLY fuckin annoying bastards are the ones that walk up to the turnstyle STOP and then rummage around for their ticket, whilst you try and push the twat out of the way so you can get through...
..i no longer live in London, but this still pisses me off even thinking about it.
Also, anyone thats lived in London and then moved away, i still find myself standing on the right on escalators and staring with discontent at those standing on the left...
(..i no longer live in London, but this still pisses me off even thinking about it.
Also, anyone thats lived in London and then moved away, i still find myself standing on the right on escalators and staring with discontent at those standing on the left...
timothy claypole,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:40,
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GAH! you're right! bastard fucking twunts!they're worde than short twats with huge golf brollies that've failed to realise it aint even raining any more!
( baby wet ones,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:42,
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and..IF YOU DONT GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN WAY OF THE OPEN DOORS, PEOPLE CAN'T GET OFF AND YOU CANT GET ON..........*sigh* MOVE YOU TWAT!
( timothy claypole,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:45,
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blimeythat's incredibly useful for b3ta
yay!*
(* = right-click "save as")
(yay!*
(* = right-click "save as")
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:21,
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very nice*sloane*
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:23,
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thass rubbishdunt tell me nuffink. i aint got super magnifying eye power!
( baby wet ones,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:26,
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you canhold your breath between the two stations when on the tube. Of course, i then told the missus that you can also do it between Leicester Square and Piccadilly, ho ho ho, she almost went purple
( timothy claypole,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:24,
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nice!bit north-centric...
but nice!
/streatham (which doesn't have a tube anyway, so why don't I shut the fuck up?)
(but nice!
/streatham (which doesn't have a tube anyway, so why don't I shut the fuck up?)
muteboy,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:29,
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I've never wanted youmore.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:19,
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I'm seeing youin a whole new light...not a very strong one, more of a candle really.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:22,
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I say candle,it's more of a Tea Light.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:24,
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haha 18 hours work per day for $2 a weekand there's smug bastard with his croissant, Chablis Grand Cru '97 and Daily Telegraph business section. What a cnut.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:13,
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$2 a dayand he spends the lot on a croissant and the daily telegraph.
( 100% of Gibbon,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:17,
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been here for 131 days and that's the first time I have seen the cnut on the boardnicely done though
/edit was begining to wonder if he was actually a meme
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:16,
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/edit was begining to wonder if he was actually a meme
his usage tends to be similar to the Quobuy obviously the Quo always get there first.
Smug Bastard has to spend valuable time getting his golf bag into the boot of his Jaguar XK8.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:20,
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Smug Bastard has to spend valuable time getting his golf bag into the boot of his Jaguar XK8.
hehalthough in this case he appears to be entirely more effective than the quo...
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:23,
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Ha!Most underused recently. Stitch the tossers face to something heavy and prickly.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:18,
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A Shaved Babboons bottomprickly, heavy and a bonus: Smells!
That will put the a-hole off his coffee...
Thankyou.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:21,
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That will put the a-hole off his coffee...
Thankyou.
A Shaved Baboons bottom?aren't they pre-shaved?
*searches google for picture of a baboon's arse*
(*searches google for picture of a baboon's arse*
100% of Gibbon,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:24,
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Hmmmmaybe I ment gorilla
then again, I might have ment any sapien with a hairy arse :D
Thankyou.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:34,
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then again, I might have ment any sapien with a hairy arse :D
Thankyou.
feck off
On a further note, I'd love to love to learn how to create GIFs, if anyone knows an online guide? I have a very sick mind...
knewi'm sorry, the poor thing has been warped by father jack crilly.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:10,
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statsyou'd be sour if you had a spreadsheet of statistics in front of you. and why can't poor jack be fluffy?
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:14,
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adobe photoshopI'm using adobe photoshop...you know those animated GIF things, i'd love to make a few.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:16,
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you can't make anim gifs on photoshop but you can usingAmination shop pro (jasc) or image ready which usually comes with P.shop
( Sixola,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:24,
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if you've got imageready as well(and you should have if you've got PS7)
I make the anim in PS first, building up frames as layers (cut'n'paste basically) and overlays to backgrounds (such as speech bubbles) are grouped to the background image of each layer to compose a single frame in the final animation.
When you are done, jump to Imageready and using the Animation panel, make an animation with "frames from layers" and all the free-floating stuff gets merged onto the background image for each frame. Then just adjust the timing under each frame.
You can also import various video clips into Imageready rather than make your own base images to work from.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:26,
archived)
I make the anim in PS first, building up frames as layers (cut'n'paste basically) and overlays to backgrounds (such as speech bubbles) are grouped to the background image of each layer to compose a single frame in the final animation.
When you are done, jump to Imageready and using the Animation panel, make an animation with "frames from layers" and all the free-floating stuff gets merged onto the background image for each frame. Then just adjust the timing under each frame.
You can also import various video clips into Imageready rather than make your own base images to work from.
My series 3 DVD of Father Ted arrived todayhurrah!
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:14,
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careful now the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:17,
archived)
woobrilliant, cheers, i'll give you a woo, speaking of which i must make a woo :)...
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:24,
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No problem.Let lemony know you were using it though. I'm sure he'd appreciate the feedback.
:)
(:)
mog,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:26,
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Pea Roast for science day
Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:02,
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Harry shipmanand the pensioners will?
/coat
(/coat
mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:04,
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Dials number.............................................ring ring, click.
I've got the answer phone...
"welcome to the harold shipman movie hotline, if your script idea is funny press 1 and go straight to hell,
If your script idea is violent and involves blood and gore press 2 and join mel gibson in the cue to hell,
if your script idea rips off a child wizard press 3 and leave a message."
(I've got the answer phone...
"welcome to the harold shipman movie hotline, if your script idea is funny press 1 and go straight to hell,
If your script idea is violent and involves blood and gore press 2 and join mel gibson in the cue to hell,
if your script idea rips off a child wizard press 3 and leave a message."
mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:14,
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theyjust called me back, they say its a brilliant idea
and i've sold it to them for a packet of liqorice allsorts and a spinning top
a fair deal?
(and i've sold it to them for a packet of liqorice allsorts and a spinning top
a fair deal?
mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:17,
archived)
I'd have to start work to retire looks over shoulder making sure boss doesnt read the above statement
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:22,
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hmm... i wondered why he wasn't stalking me any more...
100% of Gibbon,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:12,
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right, i'm sick of this, i'll prove it. you ready saddam? on your marks, get set...
new_matt,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 10:59,
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Clever\benElton{littlebitofpolitics}
w/y!
(w/y!
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:09,
archived)
sausage+ladies woowoo= happy sauce
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:24,
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I've made a hippobirdie for the birthday yak
does this count as grooming, constable?
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 10:59,
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oh mythank you very much : ) it are lovely
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:15,
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yesbut as its his b'day we'll let it go
woo to the pic & happy b'day to the yak
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:19,
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woo to the pic & happy b'day to the yak
I got bored during a law class....so I drew a squidman
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Not bad,All I can draw are stick men - thousands of them, all over my notes.
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:00,
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but he has! 8 of the fuckers! and two long tentacles!nifty pic - does a squid weep ammonia?
( muteboy,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:01,
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TJ:just got my furtive t-shirt this morning, very impressed especially since I only ordered it on monday.
( wayward.,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:03,
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I got 3 tshirts from popbitchthis morning. They're rather nice too.
(
christhebarker,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:10,
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i made a tune.but as it's on tripod i had to make a page to put it on. click on mr bounce and then on the linky on the page......
thanks all! maybe i'll post another one later
( thanks all! maybe i'll post another one later
summat to do with kittens,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 10:56,
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sorry to threadjack...but talking of tripod my account was closed lasy night for exceeding bandwith and breaching the rules - all because of my front-page F1 pic. oh well.
(
hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:01,
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use your ISP spaceor buy some real hosting... it only costs a couple of quid a month.
(
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:03,
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I've decided to buy someas it's so cheap nowadays. Problem is I've lost quite a few pics that were on there.
( hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:05,
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ooh. its all very acid house.not my thing at all, but i like mr bounce, so you get a woo. woo.
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:03,
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That's ace!I feel all awake now! And I want to take a pill.
( oodle doodle,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:13,
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It's beeeooootiful.......if somewhat long. I think each new "movement" could have had half the repetitions it does have, but woo all the same!
(,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:14,
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yay! old skool with added bounce!that "bouncity bounce" is an ace refrain
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:15,
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