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# Aaaargh !

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# the fat lady
has sung
(mixtapes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# WOO
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# im just starting on your picture
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Woo
thanks matey
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# no worries
i'm in the mood to draw people i don't know properly

*goes back to his Radiohead*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Cool
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Finished yet ?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# hmm,
the future messaging thing has been disabled now

woo to your picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# I have precognition anyway
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# So that's what a valkyrie
looks like!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# woohahahahah!
I *have* to have one!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Hoorah for Lemur eyes
and horns
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# & bear noses . .
don't want them to feel left out :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# noicely
done
(Sigma5, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# dont know why

but i aint done a pic in a while so heeeeere
('Andeh', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# oof
so..i should have not ever tried
('Andeh', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# dont get yourself down
tis a good pic! I just didnt notice it animate...

woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# tar
('Andeh', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Pffft!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Dead Penguins!!!
i assume this has already been found, but for those who havent yet...
c.adorablebunnies.com/UPLOAD/pinguxtreme.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# is your username really as gay bashing as it sounds?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Ummm...
Na its just a sign of my personal and general disapproval. No offence intended.
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

is a Fucking Badger Wanker

(just my opinon, no offence intended)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# i should post my kitten jar agian here
not much fluffyness tonight...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Thankyou for your input
Have a nice day
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# No, really,
Stay around. It's really a fluffy place most of the time.

(I've just noticed, it's hard to sound sincere after you've just called someone a fucking badger wanker)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Its ok
I dont hold a grudge. Im just narrow minded
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Christ On A Stick,
Not Chris On Jim's Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Jesus Is Good
Not Some Dude With Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# The Lord Is A Gas
Not 5 Cocks Up My Ass.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Jesus Saves
Not Poofter Raves.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Christ Told Me To Kill You
But At Least Your Not A Jew
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# So i'm bad...
But this is ok? Is that how this works then is it? hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# what?
I'm having a blast!
*innocent*

edit: it's not about what your opinions are. it's about how and where you flaunt them.
you can't seriously want to have a name like that but anyone who disagrees has to shut up? then why have the name in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# well its makin me laugh
*goes off to make placards to hold outside gay clubs* save yourselves, sinners!
(DeeDee, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Jesus Christ Is The Way
But If Your Gay Go Away
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Well iappreciate your banta
even if the majority don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# oh, well I was being sarcastic.
sorry if you didn't pick up on that.

if you did, and you still liked it, you are the coolest bigot ever.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Why thankyou.
i value your opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# It's best not to have a provocative name here.
Call yourself summat to do with kittens. Much safer.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# I am partial to mine
as far as I know, I'm the only Scoopzilla.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Yours is fine.
Doesn't offend anyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# what like this?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# i might leave it for a bit
i quite like it, thanks :)
plus no one knows who i was.
hoo hoo ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# From your profile
You appear to be a bloke on a tractor. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# hoo hoo haa haa
tis my secret
hoo hooo haa haa
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# i was
thecheekyscamp :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# how did you suss me out?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# damn
foiled again
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# do you think we care about what you think?
we're all gay on b3ta! hide from the bum-gaity!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# doesn't he know,
were all gay?
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# My all gay ?
I guess so
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# yes
your all gay.
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Adam and Eve,
except Eve was made of Adam, so he was fucking a gender adapted clone of himself.

Narcissistic cunt.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Eve was a Transexual?



?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Not really,
she would have been the feminine version of Adam's genetic information. Inbred children, with 6 arms and thirteen toes on each foot. That's why they had to kill one of them.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# oooh
You forgot the:

*100 of Fact*

You know, there's not enough of it around nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# u forgot the %
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# she was made of his rib
which is why women have boobs*




*may not be a true or even feasable explanation
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# lady clones of self
hmm. the future is going to very weird
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# not only that
we're all the offspring of Adam and his transexual self.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# I would.
I'd bugger myself to death.

Hrrm, maybe I needen't bother changing the gender...
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# rimmer tried that once
he got male ones, they still managed to reproduce tho, odd
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# that's just asking for mutant babies.
twelve-toed pink-eyed albino babies.

(no offence intended to any twelve-toed pink-eyed albino currently on the board)
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# neither of them actually fucking existed anyway
it's all a big fairytale made up to keep you from killing your own and keep you wanting to go out and kill that bloke over there wot doesn't think the same as wot we do. and take his oil. and fuck his women. and his badgers. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Haha
That's bloody well done that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# haha
its hard to hit but its amazin
('Andeh', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# penis of silicate ahoy!!!!!
yes, yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# your assuming is correct!
b3ta practically invented the pingu game, just like b3ta invented being funny on the internet. Before B3ta the internet was a laff free zone.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# They love watching neighbours....
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# i dont get this at all
but woo for ducks!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# So
am I the only person to think that 21 Grams isn't, you know, very good?
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# I thought it was poopoo
trying to be clever, but it's got ladies naked bits in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# well it had to be done


:)
(Sigma5, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# AAHH
nnnooo!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# i'm kinda expecting him to spunk out his head
a bit like a whale (with a spunky blowhole)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# lmao
could I do that? hmmm maybe not :)
(Sigma5, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Aaaaaargh
tooo good.

Pass the bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Hang on - the nonreflected Tony's arm's not moving.

Are there two of him?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# He's wanking
over his twin brother . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Ha.
Just when you thought the image couldn't get worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# heheh
woo! lo sigma
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# hey
Sticky :)
(Sigma5, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# use a hanky
and polish BOTH of those helmets!

edit: Ancient chinese proverb:
man without tissue, come in handy!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Ancient chinese proverb:
man who goes to bed with sexual problem
wake up with solution in hand
(Sigma5, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Or if he's lying down
In his belly button

*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# heh
very good :)

i am now sat here all smug with my nice new b3ta t-shirt too :)

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# filthy, filthy man
woot!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# I don't like that thought.
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# No
it bloody well did not




if I have nightmares tonight I'll sue
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Beating John Malkovich!
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Just pull this old groaner out

and would like to point out that in this weeks 'zoo' magazine has a b3tan pic in it , The Paul Mcartney & Heather Mills playing twister one
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# TAXI!



PEDESTRIAN!

[edit]does anyone buy those weekly mags? i saw a preview copy, they are shit, i too also saw a b3tan image in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Arf!
Hadn't heard that in a while!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# My mum normally buys them for me
Personally i'd rather be reading a Viz or the NME
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# YOU'D RATHER READ VIZ
Lets not say things we can't take back.

PS. Both Zoo and Nuts are Crap! We should start some campaign to at least give credit to the B3tans!

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# b3taans do everything
people should pay homage in £50 notes and beautiful virgins
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# I agree
and as it was my idea, i'm first in line!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Theres nothing wrong with viz
except for those stupid adverts that sell 'Ganja seeds'
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Been meaning to have a look at Viz
Only things I read religiously are The Independent and Private Eye.

And J-17. Oh, and sometimes Kerrang.

Edit: And the sex tips in my b/f's copy of FHM
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Wasn't that pun from dumber & dumber?
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# may I refer you to this post...
www.b3ta.com/board/2832132
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# well you didn't give me much chance to say yes or no
you just shoved the link in my face.. but yes i agree there should be credit.. but i tag all of my images now
and let that be a lesson to you
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# That sucks, fucking mags coming round 'ere, nicking our fucking pics, bah!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# As posted above
we should start some type of campaign so they have to give credit!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Surely the holder of the copyright (the creator) should be paid loyalties
every time it is used. Begin legal action!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# I'm off home now from work
i'll have a think about it and will be back on the board later!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# starting with getty images
and all the sources of our original images!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# This a little better?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# I
did that once. Pain in the arse if you ask me.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# size wise, it's better.
still not fantastic, i think you could get it smaller.

content wise, i think it's shit, i think there's an underlying religious message, are you trying to god bother us?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# help yourself
just dont leech :)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Just what you'll need -
a lacerated kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# yes, yes, smear the blood on the virgins face
now call down the powers of the dark lord...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# for lack of hummus / fluffiness emergencies
nice idea !
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# be
fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# i'm the fluffyist person i know.
ask baz.

he was asking a question and i was giving an honest answer.

we can't keep him wrapped up in cotton wool all his life. sooner or later he'll find out he was adopted.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Don't worry, next ones will be better animated and contentual...is that a word?
Just seeing what reaction the John would get.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# who is he anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Godbothering with
'fucksocks' in a speech bubble?
Get a grip, erm, 'Thor'...

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# it could be subterfuge
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Is it just me or does John look like the skinny one from the
Carry On films?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# By the way this guy has his own webpage
The John Page!

here!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# The Life of a Shotput
(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
Woo und Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# the expression of disgust
is fantastawoo
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# aaawwwwww
the look of terror on his face plucks yer heartstrings..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Woo!
TJ: What's a good gallery app for making my stupid b3ta gallery? One that you need to know PHP or JAVA and all that milarky. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Wheee! *Thud*
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# haha!
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# hehehe
well put
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# No hair Blair


"Cue Ball" to his friends
(Sigma5, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Eew!
Tell him to get his kit back on!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# haha, but mines got bigger knockers
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# only
just :)
(Sigma5, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# :(
Yuk.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# you're a star, you're a star, laced up boots and a new guitar...
and you know that you'll go far, 'cos you're a star!!!

or something
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# argh argh
but with my eyes closed ;-)
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# I would...
eyes closed, lights out and no kissing
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# That picture should come with instructions:
Place image above your bed, this should give you at least 20 minutes extra.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# (:
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Malcovich!
Malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, malcovich, ....


MALCOVICH!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Malcovich!
Malcovich, mal....covich!

EDIT. For those that don't get it. The image is taken from the film Being John Malkovich. Well at least it looks like it is!

The whole repeating the word Malkovich is just a bit in the film.

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Malkovich?
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# I think it's
Malkovich.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# We were both wrong
Malkovich

EDIT. Cheeky edit person you!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Cusack Cusack
?
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# mush...
*shot in back by Cliche Police*
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# well 'ard
and well woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# eeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# TW: I wandered back through the archives
and on archive page one found this;
www.b3ta.com/board/186

It was posted in 2001. Check the date of the reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# the height
of constructive humour...

amazingly, i like it...
(professor honky straight fonky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# Time machine?
the only explanation i can come up with.
(generalname, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# That is quite delayed
verily
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# I like this one:
http://www.b3ta.com/board/1 Look at rev. Dan's comment.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# woo!
im famous! :p
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# someone please tell me the answer to the joke
www.b3ta.com/board/2040948

Argh, jokes with no punch line, argh.
(generalname, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# a packet of toffos in a microwave?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
#
(generalname, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# How does he smell?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# You know what was in it?
Mince!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# back in the days before
archived)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Old posts
never used to be archived - you were still able to go back and reply to post number 1 if you wanted.

Then they were archived due to massiveness, but it was still possible to cheat and reply to older messages.

I'm not sure if the cheat method still works, or it they fixed it - I could never figure it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
# i'll archive you in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Yay!
That would be cool.

I can't do the hippy thing in Edinburgh again - I have been offered another gig for money on Thursday nights.

I'll miss the acoustic charm of the Waverly, but money talks these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# ooh, classy! so what are you doing?
live porn soundtracks? can we watch?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# I'm not telling anybody
it may be woefully bad, so I am not inviting anybody I know to come along.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# it's porn, isn't it?
we'll all see it when it comes out on video, you know
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# but well done for getting some paid giggage!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# 'cept for me
full report and photos tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# What's with
the confusing name change, eh?

Tommy/Dave just called - he asked me to be there for 9 - call you later.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Time Travel
look up john titor or go here
johntitor.strategicbrains.com/index.cfm
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# lovely
although it is a bit pink
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
# the week to reply thingie
is a relatively new thing
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
# I remember when it was implemented -
shortly after, my old host went down and all my front pages were fucked.

I had to go and get another 10 of the buggers before my profile was fixed.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# show off
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Intriguing.
Is it done by changing write.php?parent= or is it more complex than that?

edit: ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Yes, it was that simple.
Go have a look at all the replies to post1, if you have nothing better to do.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# "Yes, it was that simple"
It was even simpler than that.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Back in teh day things never used to get Archived.
You young'uns, you dont know nothing.
*waves walking stuck at the wippernsappers*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# hmm...
.. if you wave a whip at a young'un, so they have to snap it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# I already replied to this.
Next week.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# You used to be able tto do tha ttoo
reply to posts that hadnt happened yet. Dunno if you still can though, Cal probably fixed that by now.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# I know you did....
I was already there, a bit later, earlier on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# I also replied to some message
at some time
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# ha ha
good choice of name
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# I knew you would say that....
that's why I did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# bla mmeow spit!
(Magic, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# I like llamas. I like cats.
I reeeally like llacats.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# te he
me too.

meow spit
(Magic, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# I too really like llacats.
best of all the headswaps??????????????????????????????????????
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# just
seemless
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Seamless yes, seemless no.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# #I know it is quick and dirty
i`m in work though - don`t have the time - need to dodge boss
(Magic, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# Glass Cock?! How about snow cock!
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# heheh
it's funny because i've seen it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Either
1) You have posted this before

or

2) It's not your picture.

Either way, you are a bad boy (or girl)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# That's ace
COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Repost?! How about a repost!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Can I get a reeeeeeeewind!!
ahem..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Whoa there nelly's!!!!
I was sent it from a friend who told me it was theirs. If there is a lesson to be learnt here it's don't trust your mates.

Sorez, just thought it would make you smile. Right I'm off to sulk in Tesco's now
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# There is a lesson indeed
by the time you get something in your inbox, some smart-arse b3tan will have already seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# no
I mean she sent it to me and said she took the photo herself on holiday in iceland. I'm going to go round there tonight and throw salt in her eyes
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# c'est tres disturbing
mais, tu as un Woo, Sil vous plait
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# awww!
that guy loves his cock
make him squat!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# That's (s)no(w) cock.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Mmmm
Glassy.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# munkee
(m1k3k, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Woo yay
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:00, archived)
# definately with the banana protecting
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2664373.stm
(mixtapes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# hah
woo yay houpla!

*right click. save as*
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:01, archived)
# What's a we must
and why does it belong to the Banana?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Mmm...
wee must.
I'm thinking ammonia.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# nice!
(I'll assume the grocer's apostrophe is a subtle banana grammar joke)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# arf!!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Yes
we must
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# surely the little one should be
saying what the big one is



sorry WOO
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# yayyy monkeeeeey!
w00t!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# First attempt at animating
clicky for 357KB anim

MOD EDIT: Try to keep stuff under 250KB max - the board comes to a standstill for dial-up users if you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# A bit large, innit?
Maybe below 180 k would be a good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:00, archived)
# What about folks
who live in non-broadband equipped areas?

eh, eh, eh... you didn't think about that... DID YOU???
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
#

/crawls back underneath rock
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# They never think of us in the Broadband Badlands.
Although I could get some whacky satellite things that beam stuff and whizz about and an aerial and pay loadsamoney.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# i have that
it sucks
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# well they should move house then


yeah...
(professor honky straight fonky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Im one of those kiddys
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Move house.
*belms*

:@~
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# he he...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# thats a
repost
(finchy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# What's a "repost"?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# i got broadband so stuff would download faster
if everybody made big images, it would slow down again. see?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# I am perfectly aware of that endless chain, but
terrible at the art of irony. Now I am glad that I didn't post the first version of that gif, because its harshness would have led to many tears and much distress.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Right
Who wants a scrap?
(microsaulxp, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Tried to make it smaller
Damn imageready.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:00, archived)
# switch off dithering, for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Workman. Tools. Blah. Blah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Imageready
is just about the best thing out there for optimising animated gifs.

Perhaps you should have a read of this:

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# yay john!
kwoo!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:01, archived)
# If a glasscock I apologise
But this is rather cool
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Someone on B3ta made it
I've seen it before but can't remember where.

I agree it is very impressive though.
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# I dont think it's a b3ta thing to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# I've definately seen that as a link in someones profile
claiming they made it.

I can't remember who though. Unless they are a lying git!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# You do get some people round these parts who do that sort of thing
cheeky gits.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Yep, i've already seen someone claim my post as theirs
and it wasn't even a good one.

I like you anim though. Just had a quick look at weapon of choice.

Shame I have no sound at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# I invented stick figures
and ninjas
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# well, i invented bacon and sandwiches
so I win.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# He's right you know
He's got you there!

*now wants a bacon sarnie*
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# I invented innovation
imagination
free will
and tetrapak
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# That's nothing.
I am the GOD OF HELL FIRE!

AND I BRING YOU.... turnips.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# I've not been here long
but I am beginning to realise that all the good stuff on the web is made by the people here. I am the exception as I make nothing...

edit, Disclaimer - other web designers, not subscribing to B3ta, are available to make good stuff too
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# The sheer weight of stuff coming out of B3ta means that
all the really good stuff comes from here. The bad stuff too!

The best way to make something good is just to keep at it. I'm a bit of a newb at this, already i'm improving (how vain is that!).

That's all the advice I have!

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# it's not b3tan.
(alexnessie \o/., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# i believe
it was in fact by a Mr Zhu from China
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# yeah. if you go to it on newgrounds it tells you
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# old
but still good
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Indeed
That is rather cool.

I likey.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# tis cock o' glass to be sure
been around a year or two. still amazing
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# well I haven't seen it.
so it's new to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# There's
about nine of 'em. Search for xiao xiao.
(tomsk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# thank you Mr. Tom
*goes to geek off in stick figure mode*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# I've seen it before
but it still kicksass!
(screamingchicken, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# fuckin eh!
cooool
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# i'm beginning to understand this penis of heated sand
but the flash won't load for me
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Indeed.
That's loads of newer ones here though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# What is a glasscock incidentally?
And I think its originally from newgrounds... along with all the othe xiao xiao stuff. Theres quite good shooting game (virtua cop style) by the same guy.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Go to
www.4rthur.com

It has definitions of all he phrases and words used on B3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# I can't believe so many people haven't seen this before!
I guess this is where I link you to the rest of 'em.
([sic] You're ad here?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Bestest
it must have taken just over one hour short of forever to make...

Cool, most cool
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:00, archived)
# be scared
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Nice chest
shame about the face
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# two words.
paper and bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# That's three
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# that's two
mwagaha
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# No, that's only one.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# fair - you dont look at the mantlepiece
whilst stoking the fire...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# unless you or the fireplace are disproportionate
of course.

bite me pedants
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# *CHOMP*
/Regurgitate
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Paper bag and a "armer"
That is, you would chew your own arm off so you didn't have to wake her in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# I'll raise your paper bag to a
double bagger- someone so ugly you would have to wear two bags incase one ripped.

\viz reader
(generalname, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# GHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# oink oink fatty!
you don't deserve to eat

god, these family quotes are contageous
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
#
you the cheerleaders token blimp


points and laughs
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# um
whatever you say

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# BOBFOC
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Bonce off baywatch, figure off crimewatch?
Hot dang, i'm gonna watch me some more Crimewatch!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Just admiring
the lovely chin-bollock
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Well Hellloooo!
I still would :-O
(Rabbers, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# glasscock?
how fucking shit are these..?

supposed celeb lookalikes for hire - they can't get much work.

EDIT: Check this out.... Mr Motivator's impersonator has the same real name as Mr Motivator... Derrick Evans.... Is it the real mr motivator or just some stalker?? Can you be a lookalike of yourself??
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# GC
you were right...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# I wonder how many people have rang them asking for a shag?
Are there such things as "sex look-a-likes" making money out of sleeping with people because they look like a star???
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Erm, I look like brad pit
honest!

and Jennifer anniston too!

PS. Lend us a tenner for my bus fare home!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Newsletter
Few weeks ago. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# shit yeah
remember the gary glitter one now... i didn't look at the rest of the site though... didn't think they would all be that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# And the twunts
have commited the standard faux pas of calling Mr Spock.. Dr Spock. Does that make me a Trekkie geek??
(The Lord God Almighty My bottom smells of poo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Bwahaha!
!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)

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