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# I did a painting of a monster smoking a bubble pipe
and watching a cauldron of fezs (fezii?) cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
#
love it
(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# the highest bidder
can have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# what size is it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# it's a4.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# two pounds plus s&h
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# ooooh, i dunno.
my mum wants it.
plus, it's not really worth £2.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Swindle!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# you sank my battleship
(yakmonkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# B9
Your tumor is B9...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# grooooooooooan
...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# I bid two Daiylea triangles
and a really good conker!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# two pence
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
#
seven
(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
#
four
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# I'll give you
All of the 60p i have left of my overdraft and a pencil with my name on it.
(Small Green Hamster, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# five
lemon cookies!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# SOLD!
unless anyone has any choccy chip cookies...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# that can be arranged!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# i've never had such high bids!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(yakmonkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# woo!
thats lovely!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# s'marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# woooooooooooooOOOOOO!
that is all i have to say
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# wooooooooooo!
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# wooyayhouplahpanowie x 10!!!
i love him! his feet are cute! yay for you!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# wooo
it's like family ness hehe
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# wowzers!
that is good! I say keep it and put it up on the fridge with letter magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# it's going to hang up
in the toilet, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Woo,
Yay AND Houpla!
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Did anyone say
Antichrist supercharv?

(jamieflet, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# you said it.
just then.
(yakmonkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Blimey!
A goth/chav combo. Woosome, yet scary at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# so...
Wary, then?

(woosomely-scary)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# er...
I suppose so. Wooary just sounds silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Wooary it is then
Silly is KING here I tell you!!!

KING!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# neat
noice one
(Sigma5, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Cozy Powell
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# Awww.
He's lovely. Can we take him home for dinner?
(Madam Gertrude, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# Of course
but make sure his bath isn't too hot. Dip your elbow in the water first.
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Ace. Cuddly Blue Bear agrees!
(mr chimp, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:12, archived)
# you dare to
dance with the devil ?

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# I'm thinking of cutting my hair to look similar to this:

what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# I preferred you with the beard
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# ha
i'll keep that in mind
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# tj: a few days ago
i asked where i might find some decent pictures of old men for a play programme. Many people were kind enough to reply, but i've lost the links. I did have a spaz to find the plst again but it has eluded me. Could those who were kind enough to tell me the first time please re-inform me?

Might I also suggest that an addition is made to the faq: "where do you get your source pics?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:12, archived)
# Punk look?
Could be good...
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# yay!
do it!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# Go for it...
.. if you no likey it can always grow back. At least thats what my surgeon assures me.
(microsaulxp, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# a valid point
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# see first word of my nick
that would sum it up
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# less
piratey though
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# :D
Girls with short hair make me go "PHWOAR!!!"

100% of fact! It am woo, go for it, sista.

... you realize, of course, that your picture shall bandwagon shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# I agree
short girl hair rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# shave it,

shave it all off
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# yes...
but it is a risk i was willing to take for fashion...


yaaaaaay! i'm getting my hair chopped off!
*dances around*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# Take a photo of it now
and remove the excess hair with photoshop to see how it will look

that reduces the risk factor
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# that's what that (see above)
is. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# oh right silly me :P
go for it then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# hehehe
seconded
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Yes, do that.
She looks like an angel.

[/refusing to rise to bandwagon-fishing]
(Madam Gertrude, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# don't do it!
grow it long!
(DragonSkiz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:12, archived)
# i already did. down past me shoulders....
but i just moved out, and shorter hair will save me money on shampoo.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# ?
where did you move out from??
(godimhungover, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
leave it as it is
(godimhungover, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# I'm glad we used a rubber
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# eek, maths
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# hey you!
yeah, you!
I tried to sign up to your gae thing but it came up with some weird message
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# TJ: has only got a link to that fat girl dancing on the sofa?
my mate wanbts to see it
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# me no understand
?

Still get a woo for sheer strangeness
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Reminds me
of a Donald Duck cartoon about maths. This must have been ages ago, before I put Disney into my Axis of Corporate Evil.

Woo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# and before
They stopped using their main characters - Mickey, Donald etc - in cartoons, and just imprisoned them in merchandise.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# Has anyone read the short
story by Alexei Sayle about a 'CartoonWorld' theme park?

I've been too scared to go to DisneyLand since I read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:01, archived)
#
(70+X)/6 = 15

(70+X) = 90

X = 90-70

X = 20

What's complicated about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# who said it was complicated?
or even that those numbers are the same sums?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# I do like
the Mount Doom effect you have going there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# it looked better in pencil
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# I doubt it.
The cell-shading look in the pic is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# What you think?
penciled
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# Sorry
I prefer the one you posted first!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# thanks i suppose
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# sum it!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# I was wondering when you'd turn up
Clicky
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# :D
now you really are spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# So
you're saying it's a pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Hexagonal Pensioner, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# Erm...
... WTF?

(microsaulxp, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# line
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# *waits for line to animate*
[line-ux joke]
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# I'll put you out your misery
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Yay!
Thankyou :D
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# woo
it's got colour, animation AND a bump!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# TJ
Whats the url for the gay bike thing with the pet shop boys singing??? a guy at work wants to buy a bike.

(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
#
www.gaybikething.tv
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# fucker i clicked it
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
#

















damn
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Here it is
www.b3ta.com/motorbikes
(Bastard Sloth, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Arf
I hadn't seen that before, it rocks! Hope it doesn't apply to mopeds :|
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# and a lovely one at that
(generalname, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Not keen on the anti-aliasing meself
i like lines to be sharp
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Oh yeah,
what is anti-aliasing? I see it in Fireworks, but I don't know what it means :S
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# well
it takes away the blockyness from lines when they are a)not straght, b)at any angle that is not 90 or 180 degress.

basically it smoooths the edges
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Ah ok. Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# the problem with it is
on straight lines (i.e. flat along x/y axis) there's no need for it, yet it's still applied, making the line look blurry.
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# It's a technique to remove pixellisation on lines
typically curves or diagonal lines on screen.

In the example of a black line on white background, instead of each pixel being either white or black, some different shades of grey will be used to stop the 'step' effect you get otherwise.

There's a good example if you look at: images.google.com/images?q=anti-aliasing&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# funny that,
its how i like my knives.

\polishes and sharpens knives
(generalname, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Have you got a Lansky kit?
they're the best.... or was that sarcasm?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Lansky Kit?
\my stories been rumbled, Fucksocks
(generalname, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Ha!
and if you want some knives sharpened, just shout in my general direction :)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# I don't know whether
to be worried or grateful for the offer, hmmmm
(generalname, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# thar yee goo!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# omg
j00 R teh 1337zorzz!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Genius
Im speechless...hold on...let me try....ung, er...sorry.
(MrPico, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# I think you've crossed the line
this time.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# I draw the line at that
...
(MrPico, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# get in line.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# "You're so far over the line
you can't even see the line!
The line is a dot to you!"
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# The script writer of Friends called
They want their line back.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Yeah? well...
Uh...
The jerk store called, and they want you back!
/Seinfeld paraphrase
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:08, archived)
#
"I"M GOIN WITH JERKSTORE!"
(Pengin, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# dont' use that line in a bar
the ladies won't like it.
(bldcel, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Are you Jamaican?
Because jamaican me crazy.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# I think i'd laugh at that one
May fave all time line was 'will you dance with me to make me look cool?'

this has one fatal flaw : would me dancing with him make me look uncool?
(bldcel, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Previously:
Point

.

Next week: Plane surface
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# yes please
I am do likes it.

ok Why!
(MrPico, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# pah, i have a bigger line
here, it's a line highway.
(alexnessie \o/., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# No you don't
Just more lines
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# looks to me like seven short ones.
I have a small window.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Size is not important
when it comes to curtains in your house then.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Your line
has superseded the length of previous lines drawn on these pages.
(MrPico, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# make
them dance!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# no
you have about 20 little ones
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# that's not a line
This is a line
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# that's not a line
that's a spoon
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# That's no spoon!
forgive me father for I have sinned...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# I see you've played
Knifey, liney before
(generalname, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# *sniff*
Beautiful. Such raw emotion. Such beauty. It portrays such a rich plethora of feeling in it's simplicity. Either that or it's JUST A BLOODY LINE.
(King In Crimson, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# to a 2d being
their entire viewpoint is a line. don't knock lines.
(Hazhar, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# What are you accusing me of?
I've never taken lines in my life. Now look below to Lemmy, I'm sure he has.
(King In Crimson, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# that be 1D
2D could look up, down, forwards or backwards, like a cartoon character...

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# nonono
because the line has height, not just length.


/pendantpedant
(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# ahh
but the being's entire viewpoint isn't limited to just a line as was stated

/pedantpedantpedant
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:12, archived)
# I fell out with a lecturer at uni
when he asked me the definition of a straight line and I replied "one with no bends'.
Apparently the correct answer had something to do with tangents to a circle or pineapples. Can't remember now.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# lion
.

(it's very small)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Roarr!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# eep!



(you scared it away)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Your creative brain.
     .

(Actual Size)
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# But far far away
and hiding behind your cock in the foreground
/perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Heavy Cold?
(Sanks, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Ooh.
that's rather good - wooyay!
love the pill horns.

\m/ >.< \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Gah!
only just noticed the horns

slap my arse and call me blunkett

("that's the yay I like it baby I don't want to woo forever" to the pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Blunkett!
*slaps arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# lot more to that than i first noticed
woo yay!

p.s quick rant - "I Hate MSN messenger"
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# lol spiffing
woo yay :P
(Sadistic Old Git, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# ooooh yeah
didn't notice that at first
which is a complement to t'shopperisation

tres bien*



*french for 'WOO' or 'that's proper smashing old bean'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Fantastic....
If that isnt the best thing ive ever seen , something else is.
(MrPico, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# :O
is *that* lemmy? We've got one of those hollywood-star tiles outside our uni entrance with "Lemmy" on it, never seen him before!

Ooh and I've got to post another linky too, if you like Vice City you'll love this tribute:
jumpingmens.com/~juggalo/vic_city_tribute_edit.wmv
R-click, save as, it's 30+Mb
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# It's Lemmy all right,
but in his youthful, non sideburn, non evil phase.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Phew
glad you added the youthful bit. I thought he was improving in his old age (still looks like a street meths drinker even there).
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# That would be because
you're blind, mr moose. *ahem*

Woo to the picamature, trés bien! My aunt used to fancy him :S urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# what?
who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# That one, over there
Go on, hit him!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# waah?
*flails arms*

*hits something*

*it falls over*

*squish*
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# i haven't been on in a few days...
so have a sword weilding robot.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# I love it
100% of fact!!!!!

Hiya bestestest friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# howdy howdy howdy
^_^ hows life treatin ya?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Tired.
so bloody tired. This two jobs thing has got me worn down tothe nubbins at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# ugh.
that's fun. yeh...i've got one job, but they want to train me to be the assistant manager, so my hours are getting doubled...and i'm sick.



*Pathetic Cough*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# awwww!!!
Here you go, love!!! Get better!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:00, archived)
# Qual
it.
tea.
You brilliant woman, you!
Have a kitten!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# yay!
(do you mind if I imagine him being only two inches tall and programmed to do pedicures?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# ^_^
not at all...

imagine away!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# reminds me of invader ZIM!
the style anyway

*edit oops
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Zim?
thanks! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# hurrah!
top drawing as ever... I resign immediately: *chops off hand*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# oh, stop.
you rock my socks.*



*100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Gaaaaah!
No! Don't do that!
We want more of your luverly drawings and paintings!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# rargh!
stomp! smash! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Slice.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# 562% Amazing!
I wish I had your talent and maybe a graphics tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# yes... tablets do make the workd a fluffier place...
though that was drawn and inked by hand...colored in potatoshop, of course...but meh...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# hurrah for the no-tablet people!
I mistrust technology. and pens, in fact
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# pens are good
buy yerself a set of microns and i assure you you will change your mind

*hugs art-box*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# I distrust anything that connects my brain
and a piece of paper... it's never as good as I imagined, somehow. I blame my drawing fist. And the government
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Yay
I think I love you
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# da'awwwwww
go on then


*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# ooh
i made something like that off blue peter once. but it wasn't as good :(
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# fantastic!
i knew it was you before i'd seen the username :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:00, archived)
# yawn
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# haha excellent.
love that.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Pffft!!
How spiffy. I dare someone to do that for real.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# a bit
tricky getting the wings through the arm-holes i bet
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# It was almost
done a while ago when someone put a huge Newcastle shirt on it with Shearer on the back, it was in 2 bits though.
(jamieflet, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:08, archived)
# like trying to dress a turkey in a butler uniform
Godamnit that's difficult
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Morning all!
So... at the thratre last night I saw what had to be the BEST homage to one of the best movies ever made. I was laughing like a loon!!!

It MAY be glasscock, but I think maybe not.

www.gopher.digisle.tv/

and if it is... oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Thats fucking CLASS!!
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# It's like a cartoon
but like, um real life.*



*the term real may or may not be used loosely
(bldcel, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Maybe you young Brits
are't aware of the reference?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# Dunno if its been done before....
But for the n00bs we can use this as most seem way too stupid to find the FAQ button

(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# That is proper woo
Wooo
(Cockfosters!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# You know whats even more woo?
It took literally 1 minute to make :D (well, i say 'make' but i cheated)
(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Bah
I've been trying to make an anim of some frames I captured from a video, been working on it all afternoon 'cos my retarded comp keeps crashing :| i've given up now.

Woo to the anim!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# this coming
from Mr/Mrs/Ms uberlurker?

Stay fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# what an appropriate username too
yay to you!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# lmao
Very good, i didd'nt spot that

Get the hintz?
(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Their new, more aggressive comeback tour


(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# What kind of small cocked, twat
would attach a chainsaw to his guitar?


Woo to pic
(Cockfosters!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# one that wanted it
cut even smaller?

yes woo
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# well
someone who wants to jam out some tunes while chopping down a tree or maiming people...

(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Of course how stupid of me


/belm
(Cockfosters!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# That's what you call
a 'don't fuck with me while I'm playing' guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# hahhaha.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# haha
where was the source pic from?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# here
www.bobandtom.com/gen3/6cover_img/chainsaw_tom.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Anyone know...
... What the soundtrack is in the underground mayhem vid in newsletter 125?
(thenewts, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# I would imagine so
/unhelpful
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# i do
but i'm not telling


/unkind
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Hmm
sooper :)
(thenewts, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# ooh ooh
TJ: may be GC but I just found this posted on another forum home.student.utwente.nl/l.b.h.voss/badgerbadger.mpg
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# that's so retarded
it's funny! i love it!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# no but i'll repost something here:

/also unhelpful
(yakmonkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# I can't take my eyes of them
make them stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# it's suprising
they can run so fast with such a high centre of gravity.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# and considering they look like they're none to fussed about running at all
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Ah, the grumpiness of the long-distance runner
time for a nap and a random steroids test, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Doesn't it say at the end?
I can't be arsed to check
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Nope
Just a cast list :(
(thenewts, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Meh
*shrugs like a frenchman*
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# I haven't seen the video yet
but is it something by the Carpenters?

/sans-aide aussi
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Ahh Result!
The Carpenters, ta.
(thenewts, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
# The carpenters?
Doubt they did the funky music and swearing. Or did you mean the middle tune?

ps, what is the funky music with swearing?
(generalname, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# I'm going to guess it's
a Jimmy Hendrix sample, and some wannabe rap band like Outcast.

But then again, I'm not very good with musics.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# I guessed the jimi hendrix,
Voodoo Child? The RAP i have no idea.
(generalname, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# it.
was Pharoah Munche - Got It...

I don't got it... because it is poo.

(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# I dunno, something to do with that one down below...


i'll leave now
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# is there much
point handing you this woo as you've left?
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# he went downhill
after the pea-tles
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Don't post that again
it would be an ex-pea-tles, give peas a chance pea-roast.

Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# New Sport
I think it'll catch on.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# bah
i won't take it up!

have a grudge woo
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# i recognise her...

it's action kitten!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# ..
"Enemy tanks approaching"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# watch where you step
in the bunkers...

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Seen him
before

(Cockfosters!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# I'd play it
I don't already, honest...

Also, that kitten is great, isn't it? Lost count of the amount of times I've used it.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# oh, a bandy
thingy...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# yes yes yes
that's the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# You're looking furtive today Ma'am
If I may say so
(I helped save b3ta! Coctail, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# It's just gone 5pm
and Cyril is watching you go home.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# how can he watch all of us at once?
he's only got one eye!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# He's no ordinary
meerkat......
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# uh -oh


*puts on tinfoil brain protection cap*
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# can i swap it for my greaseproof paper brain protection device(TM)?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
# ummmm
i'm quite fond of it, but chuck in some sugar paper thigh guards and i might just think about it
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# i've got some clingfilm shin pads
will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# cling film!
no way!!

only if it's proper stuff, and not that cheapo TESCO own brand carp that doesn't actually cling
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
#
bugger
noooo
/colours in the 'tesco value' packaging with a felt tip
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# it's a deal
.
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# hurrah
got away with it
i'm sure you'll be happy
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# it's the all seeing eye
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# ahhhhh
p.s. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Even Trevor has his demons...
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# You like it because you are clever.
I now have a little messageboard attached to my site. It's like B3ta, but shit: themanwhofell.proboards28.com/index.cgi
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# A woo straight out of the top drawer!
I woo your woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Best one yet
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:01, archived)
# thanks
also, easiest one yet
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# He looks like he might cry.

Repost, showing off my incredible skill with Photoshop!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:01, archived)
# I can't feel my legs
Not surprising I've cut your arms off.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# lol
i love that joke
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# test
this is a test
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Wear a b3ta t-shirt
and you'll walk away from horse accidents!

If you're anything like me, you'll just tread in them instead.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# hehe
range...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)

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