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# Sorry for the punnage
And for the fact that it has probably been done a million times before, but I was bored this morning.



biggify
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
goose!!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# HONK! HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# PARP!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Re-re-post
(MrSnuggly, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# in a similar vein
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# oh go on then
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# you can be my wingman anytime
Edit: or should that be spicy chicken wing man
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# honk it, honk it hard!


woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# hehe
repost from the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Still at large....
(pengon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# hose, anna, bin ladel?
I don't know that woman, but i presume it's she's called anna
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Anna Ford
Newsreader. Very dirty I'll wager....
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# hosana?
*sings to the king of kings*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# sing hossana, SING HOSANA
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# *Give me joy in my heart . . "
Ahh, happy clappy religion . . just what we all need :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# give me joy in my heart i pray.....
*shakes tambourine*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# ?
HoseAnna BinLadle

or

NozzleNewsreader CanSpoon
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# hosepipe-ford rubbishspoon?
(pleasedeletemeplease, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Didn't she
Win the horse of the year show..?
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# yup
and devised a plan to attack america using their own planes in her spare time
(pleasedeletemeplease, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Hose Bad Hair Trash Big Spoon!
Or, a bad pronunciation of an elusive bearded guy.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Let's do the Time Lord again....
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
"pass me the sonic screwdriver dildo"
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Its bigger in there
than it looks!
(Woo tang clan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# *American doesn't get joke*
But starts dancing the Time Warp.

Woo.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# The Government's War Cabinet



Second time lucky.
After all that and it's not even funny.....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# huzzah! w/y
afternoon all! my feet hurt, not sure why but i have a dairy milk with caramel so that might make them better

edit: incidentally, mostly harmless, i think i'm with you as a masher
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# have a fag
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# or maybe he'd prefer
a hetero?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# i'd prefer a cetacean
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Woo
Now somebody make the ' Lying Bitch in the wardrobe' :-)
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Yay!
No more redex!

And it is funny!
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# They
should send Blunkett out to take a look.
(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Woo!
I think it is funny actually. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Here's my second attempt at some Flash.
Click here for poorly-sync'd and crudely animated Flash crapness.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] HM Department of lies is now e-enabled


Thanks for the response to my first post.

Apologies for the lack of punnage and originality in this one.
(Benz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Woo!
TJ: Anyone know when the next B3ta bash is?
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# spoons
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# there is one may 7th in manchester


and there is a gay wedding coming up
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Curses!
Move to London, and the first B3ta bash is in Manchester!

Typical.

I'm off to jump into the Thames!
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# there may be others

this one is advertised on the 4rthur pub scheduler, i'm sure there are others on there as well
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Thank you
You are a true gent.
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# what!
but London has Lewisham!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Lewisham you say..?
'Your feeble skills are no match for the power of Lewisham'

/Palpatine
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# but he does hsave a disability....
nice shoppage though
woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Here is a hint.
Instead of editing the screen capture of the website, consider editing the text of the website.

I.e save it, edit it and reload it.


It makes things a lot cleaner.

edit: I do like the voters who bought this lie also bought... :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Good idea
Though I did get a good clean screen capture using snagit software .... it only got 'dirty' when I converted to GIF .... maybe I should have left it as JPEG and suffered the abuse?
(Benz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# well. gif is technically a lossless format
however, you were probably using anti-aliased fonts.

try turning that off in future :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Use PNG
GIF is obsolete.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave2, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Thanks for that
Obvious really when i think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Excellent

But possibly true....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# it's not him
it's the dog you need to worry about :)
(dognutz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
he looks proud
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# that's be funnier
if it were a twister - the funniest of all the ice lollys
(bldcel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# AAAGHHH
the eagle is eyeing the popsicle!

also wtf is wrong with the guy in the lower left corner?

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# i think he wants the zoom....
mmmm... zoom.

either that or he's looking at it with contempt
(hingesII, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)
# popsicle
awwww bless
you colonials and your funny little words
/patronisingbrit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# :)
(Smudger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# I wish
I'd done that

er. woo an' all that
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# He was gagging for it!
:)
(Smudger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# GEN-I-US
heheh - woosome
(bldcel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Ah the old Twister v Zoom debate
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# vote!
in my poll!
see profile!
last day today!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# who is winning?
99 flake perchance
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)
# feast(????!!!!)
i refuse to end the poll until feast isn't winning
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# never!
feast ownzor joo!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# I think this thread sums up my feelings
http://www.b3ta.com/board/3042314
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# it's the chocolatey center
that beats all
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# You will never know how wrong you are
Until it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# twister is obviously the best.....
what is wrong with you people?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# I think we should face the fact that only
ice creams / lollies with innuendo will win this contest.
(bldcel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Not
anymore



Feast
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# indeed
i like twisters as you can lick the yellow ice cream out first
(bldcel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)
# that's one of the reasons
I like zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# it's like a work out for your tongue!
er zombies?


EDIT: and if, allegedly I can eat a doner kebab erotically (don't ask), imagine what I can do with a twister
(bldcel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# the animated undead
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# you
lick dead people?
(bldcel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# you eat kebabs erotically?

now there's a concept......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# i have been accused on at least 2 seperate occasions by different people
I was just eating them. I honestly was.
(bldcel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# are we talking real kebabs or
'badly packed kebabs'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# they were real kebabs
I'm not that kinda girl
(bldcel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# how rare
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# No wonder they fucked up Iraq
Look at General Spacker in the bottom left.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Ming Kong


quick and dirty, just how she likes it
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Not that dirty
Learn to love yourself
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# hahahaha
I bet he/she/that would be filthy as well

what?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# have a munday lunchtime topical pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# has he just been 'violated'?
by the way, I love your username more than words can fully express
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# aww thanks i'm touched
literally
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# a dirty touch? ; )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# not by you
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# thats what you think
im really Mr Tickle, and can get you wherever you are
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)
# It's
king spong


/coat
(When weasels ruled the world, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# yes
yes it is
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# *cough* filename *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# I a bit fick me


*hides in corner*
(When weasels ruled the world, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# face the wall
and put the pointy hat on
/pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# I already have it on
the one with the D on it
(When weasels ruled the world, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Foxy Lady I THink I love You!
Woo Yay
(flipty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Woo!
Go Garth!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# garth is the best long haired character ever

second is langley from the lone gunmen
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# lone gunman
who weirdly enough looks exactly like garth, maybe they are the same person?
(flipty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# not the same
but they are amazingly similar

lone gunmen rock
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# I heart the lone gunmen
yeah they are cool

isnt it strange that they are all physically reulsive or strange in some way?? i especially think the beardy one who manages to look old and young at the same time is very weird
(flipty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# i also think he only keeps jimmy around
for some perverse sexual reason
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Kept, you mean
*mournful sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# sssshhhhhhhh
am only halfway through the first season
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# garth
Im listening to weapon of choice and garth looks like he is dancing to it, he looks like the MAN!
(flipty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# hasn't
someone got that as a woo yay already?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Play
Stairway?
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# No Stairway?!
Denied!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Any excuse to post this...
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# WOO!
(garfi3ld, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Excellent!
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# lo
getting the zoom factor right was the only hard part, and yes it's a real clip. Taken from "Police's Wildest Chases" hosted by Sherrif John Bunnel *kaboom*

I love those tacky progs.
(garfi3ld, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
great!

ning* all!

*noon
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)
# oh,
i think i love him...
(finnbird, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# i was having a conversation about him the other day...
...how many things can you name the he did since waynes world?
(pleasedeletemeplease, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Make shit movies?
(Tetsuo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# such as?
you see, we couldn't think of a single one (although my mate had some recollection of an advert for pepsi - which i reminded him was actually part of waynes world!)
(pleasedeletemeplease, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Master of Disguise...
... and... that other one?
(Tetsuo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Shrek
.
(Cousin It, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# ooh how about this improved version???
can you spot the difference?
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# the title of your post is different?
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# nope
try again
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# it now says the world worst agony aunt.
Excuse me for being blunt, but was that really worth a second post?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# not really no.
good lunchtime peoples, what we all eating today?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# dunno.
*wanders off to shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Monster Munch!
I'm in heaven...

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Pickled Onion flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Unfortunately not today
I had to make do with roast beef.

very nice in that chemically sort of way still tho
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Shame.
Still, it's better than *gasp* no Monster Munch at all...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# ...
I remember when they were biggerer.
(Auntie Vera, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Cheese sandwich
An apple.

And in a minute I'm off to get a haircut if the barbers open on a Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# A roast beef sandwich
made with beef I cooked last night - mmm yummy, and rare too!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# what else do i do?
im new to all this b3ta malarkey
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Make something new and different.
If you post the same image with only subtle changes it can get tedious. Use your discretion. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Deidre's skin
is an even worse match for Dre's face?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# haha no.. clue:
look at the writing at the bottom... (duh)
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# This time you pressed "Post"
with a different hand because your using the other hand to masturbate over donkey porn?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# best answer ever
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# close
but no banana
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# so you were
just rubbing your nullo-hole then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# ok
everyone got their collective rats out... didnt realise people got so unfriendly here! :(
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Calm down dear!
It's a messageboard. We're actually very friendly people :)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# please don't whine
nobody called you a cunt
or told you to stick it up your arse
grow some thicker skin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# TJ - Sorry
to interrupt. Lo Mog, I'm moving back up Brinsley/Eastwood way in a couple of weeks. You got a pitchfork I can borrow ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Hello there!
My commiserations. I wish you good luck. Make sure you don't go out after dark! How come you're subjecting yourself to that place again?

Sadly my pitchfork is out of commission. It got bent when I murdered some of the locals the day I moved away.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Well
it's just up the road from Eastwood technically, in a little village called Smalley. It looks even more LOCAL than old Brinners but is supposed to be "up market" so maybe get a silver plated pitchfork made up.

Yeah, have no choice, the "Master" has just bought a cottage up there you see......
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Splendid!
Is this the place? Looks nice! I'd say no pitchfork required. Try to avoid Heanor though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# That
is the very same place Sir. I've been through Heanor once or twice, you just need to keep the car windows locked and you're okay. Oh yes and me and a friend once walked in on a massive NF meeting at the Red Lion once.

V.scary indeed....ta for the advice
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# I look forward to
the dinner invitation once you're settled in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Roight you are
moi dearieo ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
'Dear Dr.Dre, my girlfriend has been acting funny, not taking my calls and staying out late and not coming home. What should I do?'

Dr.Dre: 'Well this is a sensitive issue with many things to consider. Mostly I would beat her bitch ass black and blue then demand to know who the ho is fucking with.'

Next?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# well considering it dr dre
the beating is halway done...

/racial coat
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# reposting teensy alterations
within minutes of the original
should really be done in the original thread
rather than a new one
otherwise people get annoyed
and become unfluffy
and call you a masher
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# .


EDIT: Pretend the stick men are Bush and Ashcroft. Then it's not so scary.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Female cirumsicion is illegal in the uk.
Since 1985.


Edit: I know the fucking difference, you spackers.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# now
only for the males. stupid religious mutiliations...
(radja, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Circumcision
and sterilization are different. And I'm in the US.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# correct
on both counts.
sterilisation = tying tubes
circumcision = chopping curtains (i think)

sorry for crudeness
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Erm...
in some extreme cases, the little man is removed from the boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# the bean is removed from the flicking area?


how inconvenient
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwch
please god let that never happen to me
(bldcel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# i'll protect you!!!!
*uses wings like shields of steel*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Hooray!
But...the people you need to protect are in Africa...can you fly there?
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)
# no i've just eaten

i'll wait till my stomach settles
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# cicumsicision
is chopping off the bean
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# yeah you would know that wouldn't you
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# did you see this
www.b3ta.com/board/3062690
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# hahahahaha

twunts
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# i got off scott free
despitebeing as big a masher as you
haven't made any pics/anims in aaaaaages
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# i made one over the weekend and posted it this morn

you were wandering about walking like john wayne so you missed it dear
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# what was it?
repost it
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# was my first compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# hee hee
like it :)
i'm gonna have to do some more stuff
been spending all my time on this mix
will make something tonight
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# i lack hummus at the mo
and also dont have tatty shop at work, which is where i post most of my stuff, have very little time at home to shop stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# ditto
except the hummus bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Sorry
should have stuck with m-t-b inferior. That would have been a nice surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# OMFG
Quantum Leap kicked ARSE!
(Tetsuo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# omg you're right :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Just a random factoid, I do know the difference.
Canada used to sterilize people too.

How is the weather over there? In the us
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# It
rained today. Blah.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# well thats just silly
the women can still have sex, just not babies
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# i think its called
a hystericalintherectum-e
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Same
as if you cut off men's balls.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# no
as far as i know, without balls you cannot get an errection
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# oooh
didn't know that
(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# also doesnt work without a pen is
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# You
scare me

/crosses legs.
(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# i seem to remember that they were sewn up fully
with just a little pee hole.

until they were married, then they were sliced open again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Only in
Norfolk
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Sometimes
the clit is cut off, sometimes the lips are cut off and then sewen together with just a pee hole.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# but thats circumsision
not sterilisation


so nyer
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# I was
replying to the message about circumcision.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# "Sterilisation"
refers to pretty much using chemicals to stop them from being fertilised.

this is *not* the same as cutting your balls off
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Not chemical,
having tubes tied, etc.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# but thats not having the lips swen shut and the clit cut off
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# I know,
I was commenting on Thor's comment about what female circumcision entails.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# actually he was replying to my comment
edit/ sorry didnt mean to sound rude
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# And I
was replying to his comment on your comment.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# ah yes, but i was talking about sterilisation,
and so therefore so was he.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# The slicing
and sewing is circumcision, not sterilization.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# ah yes
but thats what we were arguing about. he was calling what i said was sterilisation chopping the bits off.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# haha!
i win!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# But
he was really talking about circumcision, so not really. Let's just blame it all on Thor and call it a day.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# alrighty.
its a day.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# I'M GOING TO BE SICK !!!
Bleurghhh
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# eeww
but woo

tj: i forgot my 4rthur password. how can i get it back? can they e-mail it to me, or is it lost forever?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# If I was in charge of sterilisation,
I'd make all women* swim in luke warm Milton for an hour or two. The smell! I remember it from when my sister was born...
*not all women, just the ones that wanted to be sterilised.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# STOP!
All this talk is putting me off my beef sandwich! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with female circumcision
That can't be undone with a stanley knife and a bit harder shagging.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# And nothing wrong
with male gelding that can't be fixed with a dildo. ;-)
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# it could be better but...
... i thought it wasnt bad for a 30 second job
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# haha
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Dear Dr. Dre
Is it right I should grope young girls

Love R Kelly

P.S Got any oooze?
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# i have lots of oooze
but you cant have any
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
Treenless
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Yay
to the Mekon
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# sorry to threadwaste
does anyone know how copyright laws protect
copyrighted images? The main question being is
if you take an image that is copyrighted and
shop it its no longer the original image so if
you use it does the copyight still apply?
(m1k3k, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Yes.
But only if you get caught.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Masher

Are you going to sell the altered image?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# no, but i found a few good source pictures i want to use
but they are copyrighted
(m1k3k, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# as long as you dont make a profit
from using them you should be ok.
well, i hope so anyway 'coz ive used loads of copyrighted stuff to 'shop
(icedragon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# No, you can still get in trouble
Still, the likely hood of that happening is pretty slim.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# hmm
say i was to take a photo of sometyhing that is copyrighted, could i then use the photo or edit the photo as i wouldnt be changing the original image..?
(icedragon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# in my opinion, I don't think this is a threadwaste
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# I don't think it exists
anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# No it's not
and it does raise some important issues about creative license.

For example a lot of 'modern art' uses contemporary images and brands in their work- yet do not get sued for breach of copyright.

Must find examples....
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# copyright law
is 97% grey area designed to confuddle the public and earn dollops of cash for copyright lawyers
so the answer is "maybe"

(btw ... brie and bacon sandwich with chicken noodle soup is a reaaaally odd lunch combo)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# depends
on how shopped it it, copyright only protects the 'image', for example the pictures you get of shopped animals with different heads etc would not be covered by the copyright of the original pic's. But if you are just going to add some text or make a minor change then it probably wont be enough.
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# hmm with what i have in mind it should
be ok then, thanks
(m1k3k, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Still a derivative work mate.
Still need to ask permission.

I.e. you're speaking bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Yes.
What you are doing is creating a derivative work.

By using original parts of the image to create a new one, their copyright still applies.

If you get permission to use their work, then you can copyright your image (subject to the terms they have given you)

Without permission you cannot legally distribute your work.

More info: www.creativecommons.org
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# thanks il check the link
(m1k3k, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Correct.
But bear in mind, copyright enforcement is the responsibility of the holder of copyright and not law enforcement agencies. That means the cops can't get you in shit for it, but if the person who created the work spots it and doesn't approve, they can do you for it.

While I think of it, does anyone know specifically how copyright law pertains to the Internet? For example, I'm currently in a country not party to the Berne Convention, which would, I imagine, have some bearing on the matter.
(Tetsuo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# If something is copyright protected
It is copyright protected. If by simply altering a copyright protected image it becomes a new work, and so copyright no longer applies, by the same logic if I took a book someone else had written and changed twenty words, therefore I could claim copyright on the "new" book myself.

Alternatively, I could break into your house, nick your DVD player, scratch off the serial number and write a new one on with a tippex pen, and claim that it is now a different DVD player, and mine by right.

Laws exist for the prevention of chaos and anarchy. Abide by them.

/Lord Woolf
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# I disagree.
Laws originally were made to allow the goverment to punish immoral people.

Not to stop the acts themselves, but to act as a deterrent.

Y'see recent laws have not been about protecting people, they have been about protecting companies and corporations.

Which is a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# it ll seems like a bit of a grey area to me
with regards to the web
(m1k3k, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# It's not a grey area
IT IS COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND THUS ILLEGAL.

You spackers.

However, it is hard to enforce on the web, and most courts would ignore this level of infringement.

So, yeah. It's not a grey area, you're just unlikely to get caught and very unlikely to get sued :)

Unless you do a thomas the wank engine..
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# hehe
ok so maybe not a grey area but the bottom line is you can either respect the law and not use the images or you can use them anyway knowing that your more then likely going to get away with it.
(m1k3k, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# bingo
a winner is you :D
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Laws exist thanks to the same logic Pavlov had with his mutt
If the criminal classes are punished often enough, they might learn that crime doesn't pay. Unfortunately, to be effective such deterrents need to be sufficiently harsh - cf Saudi Arabia with its low crime rates. Unfortunately, even where punishments are harsh, this does not always work - cf. Texas.

In short, no laws are effective, because people are scum and will always commit crime. Therefore we should execute everyone, as this is the only true way of preventing crime.

/David Blunkett
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Well
That is a sweeping statement.

There has to be at least some legal protection for companies, otherwise most of us wouldn't have jobs.
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# dammit
and I was half way through my all-over brad pitt tattoo
does that mean I can't demand all his cash and the boinking rights to jennifer aristonandonandon?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# have a look
at the copy right page on this site the bottom theres a list of sites which tell you the answers


www.urban75.com/copy.html
(GarfieldLeChat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# How the British Political System works,..
(HoTWire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Ooo ... expect that to go viral :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# seconded
woo yay
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
honestly though Blair seems like a very good speaker..
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# unlike Bush
anyone see his press conference last week? It was shown on HIGNFY, he just stood there like a mong trying to think of something to say.
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# oh yeah
wasn't the question, "can you think of any mistakes you've made?". He stood there for ages. 'twas ridiculous.
(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Haahaha
That was genius.

What an utter fuckwit he looked.

If only he'd belmed, it would confirm everyone's suspicions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# He's a better speaker than Bush, granted
but that's not exactly hard. And he's wormed his way out of so many situations that should've scuppered him through spin, lies and certain rather dubious "reports" bloody Hutton. Also, he's completely changed what the Labour party's all about, meaning there's currently no viable left-wing party in the UK (there's lots of left-wing parties, but they all find it very hard to get on)
(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# yeah in fact here in the us
people has been centering on his style of speech.

/i just like the accent
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# puhlitical.
I likey.

tj: masher now dictionarifiedand correctly attributed.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
too funny
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
mostly will be pleased :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# nice
and with a grocer's apostrophe for good measure
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# that's good :)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# you need
a dog with prescott's face with tony holding his lead
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Superb

Animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahah`
heheheheheh. Its funny cos its true
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha. Excellent

(Stacker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Prolly GC but this guy is priceless.



10p to the first person to give him an ALF lunchbox...

www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# i think i saw him with one yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# argh...
... i'd almost forgotten him! curses!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# yup
unitard , hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# unique retard?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# who the fuck is he?
nice cameltoe though
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# its a unitard
you unitard
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# lunchbox was given to him last night
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# can I see it?!?!?!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# you want to see his lunchbox?
eww!
(icedragon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I'm going
to have nightmares about him tonight. Who is he ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# His camel toe
is the same front and back! Waaah!

Pearoasting again, saw him late last night and immediately saw this on his front bottom

Didn't sleep well after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# part two is here

in response to www.b3ta.com/board/3062495
-edit- i ballsed up the background colour so his belly and the clouds are transparent. better now?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)
# woo
to not doing work when you should!
and woo to the somersaulting penguin
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# ooh
thats one talented penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# yay!
i fuckin love you i do :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# houpla
yeah!
flip that bird!

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Was great
but now 'tis gone. Not redex but red triangle, green circle, blue triangle thingy :(

edit: The 'guin is back!
(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# er...
/unlurk

it worked, i refreshed, it squircangled.

/relurk

/unlurk

it returned. woo!

/relurk
(hingesII, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# yay!
(although the pic is in some sort of redex limbo - now you see it now you don't)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Woo!
thats great!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Wordy gave me nightmares


Dark Towers was cool though
(wallaby of folk-rock, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)
# the boy from space was a class program.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Badgergirl
That title has jumped in my head. I remember nothing but the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# The kids then try to stop Barker and Deal themselves and are captured, but eventually rescued by Stripey, their adopted badger, who beats up both of the (well-armed) villains.

Education, my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# 4rthur...
www.b3ta.com/board/3062690
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Right
NOW I can etc...

/Forms Scottish army to invade England, fails, refuses to say "Mercy"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Woo
to Wordy.

It was Dark towers and the boy from space that made me a gibbering wreak behind the sofa.
(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Boy From Space
was fucking terrifying.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# The Moomins
RUN! Save yourselves!

AARGHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Brian would make a great referee

Go easy on Diego though Brian, he's not a well man.
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Woo!
Great work.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Mind
Piss

(wallaby of folk-rock, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# that always makes my eyes water
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Same old Celtic...
..always cheating.

Woo to earth shattering Brian.
(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# always
WINNING !!!!!!
(ginger weasel - "when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" Gonzo but not forgotten, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Surely you mean...
...to say 'BRIAN would have...' etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

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