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# Groan-
-worthy?


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# NOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
the wooest by far this morn
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Top punnage
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# budum tisssssssssh
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# who fancies a dip ?
(Sigma5, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Is that IDS
there? Is he gay then?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)
# you need to ask
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Argh! My eyes!!
Who's the middle one?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Barrymore.
(The Spelling Police, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Blimey.
He doesn't look himself there.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# i thought it was bing..
bing in pain
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)
# no
but he's obviously feeling himself.
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# What no tag?
Tis woo even in the absence of tag
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# woo and
yay for tags that are so subtle i can't see them!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# It's not real.
No chair leg...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Is George holding a 4 pack of boddingtons infront of his knackers?
or is it 2 cans...
(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# *whistles Ride Of The Valkiries*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# KABLAM!
Would be better with an explosion.
Tis most woovellous as it is, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# are you mad
thats 3dspecktacular and most woosome
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# ahh
wootiful
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Woo!
Destroy them, Domo!

edit: TJ Whoever asked about Black Jacks, they do have them
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)
# domokun
three-dee! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# yay for two frame anims!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# yay for penguin
*does the 'i love that fucking penguin dance™'*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)
# did you see the final one?

if you did, i won't take it down, i LIKE pearoasting this penguin
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# i didn't
and i fucking love it :)
woo to the penguin
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Penguin glasscock
but I just found this again. :)
(Small Beer, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# thats great...
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# now that's just silly
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# redexes are evil
100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# I can see
it!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# that makes one of us then
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# what seems to be amiss
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# maybe my browser is spacky
but i canont see it
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# what his willy

do you have your x-ray filter on the screen again
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# talking of redexes and general web crappyness

anyone know of a good tutorial to hosting your own website?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# have a look here!
homepage.ntlworld.com/simon.rudd1/webserver/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# oOOOOooh
thankyou....
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# welcome!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# haha
tres bon
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# so can she be charged with
Paedophilia?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Good point.
I think she can. And then locked away in a prison cell for life. Justice! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# what age do you have to be
to be a paedophile?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# shush
we're excercising twisted justice
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# there must be a point
where you turn from a little perv into a paedophile in a legal sense
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# i would assume over the age of consent
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# 12 in Tokyo.
True. That Japanese schoolgirl obsession is fcuking scary.
EDIT: replied to fex below.
(Small Beer, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# would imagine
in the uk over 16
(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)
# so 16 yr old with 14 yr old
makes a paedophile!!
bit harsh in't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# a bit
and if the law is changed the way our splendidly reactionary government would like it - you wouldn't even need to have "proper" sex - a snog and a grope or a "you show me yours and I'll show you mine" would fall into the same basket.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# legally - yes
(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# there's a bill either going through
or being considered for parliament
that basically makes everybody who has any sort of sexual encounter below the age of consent a sexual deviant and criminal
so "your all paedos"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)
# I'll admit to deviant
but paedo's a bit of a slur
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# pffft!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Morning!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# 'Ning!
How goes it, my feline friend?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# It goes well thank you.
I'm counting down the days until I go to Portugal for a week. (19)

And your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Woo for foreign sunshine :)
I am just grand, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)
# never you mind
you've got it all to come young lady, wondering where they are and who's willies they're seeing, taint easy tha'knows being a parent
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# All my children shal wear chastity belts
until their 40th birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# if only your mum
had the same policy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# sadly there's probably somewhere
you can get little kiddie chastity belts !
first one to find site wins a dish of pan fried placenta
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Urgh!!
I think I'll sell mine to some sick twat who likes that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# there's a lot of demand for it
and a lot to be paid for it by all accounts,
keep breeding, you may never have to work again
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Doesn't some eejit company
make placenta face cream?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# if your placenta's got a face
It'd be worth a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# This place does
www.milaskincare.com/products.html

I shudder at the face mask idea.
Don't babies come out all wrinkly and horrible anyway?
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)
# It must have been good if she carved it in stone
Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# it makes a terrible noise when it bounces...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# i'm sure
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
#
BOING BOING BOING!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# That's fantasmogorical.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# heh heh
genie arse
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# I just tried to go on that circuit bending site again...
we killed their bandwidth limit... they're not too happy about it either...
(professor honky straight fonky, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# heh heh heh
will they ever learn?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# learn... what?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# i can't believe they've said 'thanks alot b3ta' in a narky way
ffs! do these people crave obscurity?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# they probably just don't crave a whopping bill.
crazy mo fo's!
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# hahah
*chuffed

what are they talking about anyway? what is this site?
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# aw...
they've taken off the 'voices from hell' sound clip


/sulk
(professor honky straight fonky, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# it was prolly
newer than the last time archive.org logged it.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# that makes me feel a little better...
yay!
(professor honky straight fonky, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# ahem
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue131/
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# oh
i didnt catch that in the newsletter..
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# hahahaha

i feel so proud

*smug face*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# they deserve it
for this
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# quite
I quite like the idea ... but the results were fucking horrible ... it can't be impossible to be both competent at analogue electronics and not tone deaf, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# it's just plain
twisted
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# a great idea,
requiring a bit more tweaking... and some musicality.
Though a plus point is that It all sounds like John cage/Stockhausen/Varese et al.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# I like your definition
of a "plus point"

I saw an air concert recently where an engineer came on between a couple of the songs and fucked about with the wires in the back of an old electric organ ... bit of an affectation but quite amusing)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# A possible plus point then.
liking radiohead + wannabe musician + art school = Lover of all things pretentious.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Oh Lord!
That scared the bejeezus out of me.
(mynci boy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# yes
same here
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# I don't understand.
Usually people like getting webhits. What did you guys do?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# people went on it
too much, and now they have exceeded their bandwidth limit

suckers
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Well when 70,000 people get a newsletter
they generally have a look at the links. Thing is they all get it at the same time, so either: a) they server takes a dive because it can't handle the traffic or b) there bandwidth limit is exceeded in about 5 minutes. This time it was the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# It ought to be good for business
though. The more people that know the better, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Maybe
But were the actually selling anything? If not it is going to whack there wallet quite hard.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# exactly. It's very unfortunate
but a total pisser for them. I don't really see why it's that funny...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# the fact that their site's down isn't funny, i've had it happen to me too and it sucks...
the fact that they thank us in a sarcastic way trying to make us look bad is the funny part.

well, it is to me anyway.
(professor honky straight fonky, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# is there a policy
on asking people if they mind their site going in the newsletter?
or at least warning them in case they have dodgy hosts who'll burn their credit cards?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# They are selling
some bent machines and some unbent ones, I Initially thought that this was the primary purpose of the site-But it's obviously more of a hobby site.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
First we exceed their bandwidth limit, now someone puts a link to the bandwidth exceeded message on a very popular messageboard.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# i hoped someone would get the irony...
i just wanted to wind them up a bit more for trying to make us look bad.

yeah.
(professor honky straight fonky, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# haha
i didnt even think of that

/eats egg sandwich for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# i've f5'd it for about 50 times now...
(don rico, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# good man...
(professor honky straight fonky, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# get in!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Well....
They are welcome to NOT have any fucking free advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# LivingTV were running out of ideas


Sorry. Really I am
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Don't apologise!
Make it a series!!
Because the words potential bandwagon are illegal...
(don't tell him Pike!!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Hmmmm...
make Davros sexy!

I know you can do it....I put one of the 2 fat ladies heads on him once. But that wasn't sexy. It was terrifying.

I'll try and find it.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Here she is
Hmmmm
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Also
How Clean is your Tardis is a must, too...
(don't tell him Pike!!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Good one
That big fat one with the posh voice is begging to be photoshopped.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# too late
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Secondeded
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Pfffffft!
Haststandy woo!

TJ: aquarterof.co.uk sell Fireball Jawbreakers. How cool is that?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# that is not only cool
but Woo

good find mother, i see you are using your time constructively
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Indeed I am.
Dog and me were having a bit of sweetie nostalgia the other night so I decided to track them down.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# see if you can find wham bars
and tooty fruitys
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# They've got Wham bars
and Highland Toffee. I'll let you know if I find tooty fruities. They were ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Skull Crushers* for me please!

*they were white chocolate skulls with a red fondant centre. It was fun to squash them and snigger as the brains oozed out.
Anyone else remember them?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# spammer

and a lazy one at that
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Pah!
I can't spend my days looking for everyone elses favourite sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# what if we paid you in PEZ machines?

and sent loads of baby stuff to you in 8 months time?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Ooh!
I could be tempted by that.

They've got caramel logs as well. Joy!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# I bet
You entered the compo to win £100 worth of sweeties.
You did, didn't you ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# What...
...like baby's fingers and toes, that sort of thing? A baby spleen maybe.
I can get hold of some.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# I like traditional sweets too !
I get them here:
More Groovy Sweeties !
Or sometimes, if I fancy a day out at the sheep racing, Here !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# or if they still make
black jacks or postman pat chews
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# or whistlepops
or gumballs, or sherbert dip dabs


mmmm sweeties
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# you said dip dabs

*guffaw*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# i did didn't i?
sounds a bit like..... tits
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# or flaps

.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# oh.... maybe
perhaps both!
tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps!

sorry, i'm a little bit excitable today...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# s'ok
*strokes excitability out of summat*

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)
# that's making me more excited you fool
*SQUIRT*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# They still make Dip Dabs innit?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# after being woken up at 4:00 am
I calmed myself by making this...

I dont know what it is or why it is, all I can say is...its crap, have at it :)
(AmishPolerbear, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# It's a prince
of course.

And prince of woo to you!
(Small Beer, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# woo TJ
anyone know a decent website to get cheap PCs / laptops?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
# www.overstock.com
fantastic if i say so myself
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# www.goodwebsiteforcheapdecentpcsorlaptops.com
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# haha
or "what are we. your linking to a place where there are cheap pcs and laptop bitches?"
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
#
www.laptopsgoingcheap.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# It's an
ICE-SKATING SUPER TOAD!
And it is most woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# hello glowing person
how's bump?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Bump is grand.
Not making me just so sick today. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# I's o.k.
reckon you should do a bump pic every week then we can animate it to show him/her afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Heh!
Going for a scan next Friday - I'll post that on the board :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# when we had ours scanned
it just looked like a fish,
better res these days tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# They always remind me
of sattalite weather pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# wahey!
go toadey!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# i think he am lovely
*does pseudo pirouette*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# keeping calm
keeping very calm

WOO to the frogster
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Reminds me of Superfrog
from ancient amiga days.
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# ooooh
I loved SuperFrog...

Now where is my Amiga 500 .......
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# I don't know either
but it would make a smashing stained-glass window

(actually ... "smashing" probably not the best choice of modifier there)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!
my fucking room is infested with tiny little red mite things

the cunts are everywhere. i must have squashed about 100, hoovered up who knows how many, and still the little bastards are all over the place.

i have squashed 7 during the typing of this..

might be time to break out the old deoderant blowtorch trick.

lovely toad btw, wouldn't have calmed me!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# how big?
(red mites)
(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# um
really small.

about a millimetre

they smear red when you squish em
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
# what you've got there is DEATHBUGS!


/scaremongering
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
scare-MONG-ering

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# have you got any bites on you?
(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# nah i don't think so
just red smears all over my fingers

there's that many i'm sure i would have noticed the biting by now..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# mm
soon will have then....
(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3067830
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# you reckon?
doesn't sound too bad that..

and it makes sense that there are so many of them

hahaha they will have no chance when they realise there is no greenery in here!

the cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# well the pic isn't quite national geographic quality
but they're common
and they could just have taken up residence in an old sprouting potato down the back of your sofa

(of course - if they eat you overnight then I am probably wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# they came in
on an old plank from the garage
or possibly breezeblocks from outside

so i dunno, neither seem particularly likely aphid spots..

they are definitly thinning out though hehe..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
#
(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# not if i see you first
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)
# ahhhhh
Have a great day squishing.
(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# ah
red aphids
evil incarnate
burn your house down
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# dont flame them!!!!

make a little commune for them out of an old fish tank, some top soil, sticky back plastic and old jazz mags, they will be overjoyed!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Hmmm..
just make sure you don't set fire to anything, like carpet, PC or yourself....
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# No, no, no.
Set fire to all of the above, film it and send it to the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Or, alternatively,
send it into You've Been Framed!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Yes.
It's about time they showed a decent clip.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Bout time they showed a decent clit as well.
*sorry*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Bet they wouldn't even show it.
Cause an Old Grandad falling out a caravan door is much funnier*

*(May or not be true - just depends on my mood)
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Paint them blue.
Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# twas possibly
part of the nightmares that woke me...though it does seem jolly, and not nightmarish mostly.
thanks all for the doubly calming woos and compliments :)
/hugs
/goes back to bed
(AmishPolerbear, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# burn the house down
it's drastic but hey
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
# you may be interested to know
my eye is better now
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Not evil
bedbugs, I hope. It's all over the news that the bastards have made a comeback. They're everwhere, like those legless insects that live on everyone's eyelashes.*

*100% true.
(Small Beer, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
# if they've got eight legs
(actually ... if they're big enough to count the legs) then they're money spiders
which are a "good thing" as they eat aphids
if they're really really ickul then they could be aphids - in which case they're a "bad thing"

(entirely from a houseplant perspective)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# If you sell the decks
you will then have money to buy some records.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# genius!
and if he swallows a bird to catch the spider ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Crikey
that's twice in less than an hour, I'm beginning to think it's true.

http://www.b3ta.com/board/3067717
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Sounds like red spider mites.
harmless, and almost bright orange. I think they're cute. I used to get hundreds in my back garden as a kid.



Yeah, that looks like your fella.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# dunno..
right kind of shape, but they are pretty red..

and not shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)
#
Recognition:

The Red Spider mite is 0.75mm long with an oval body. Their colour is of ten darkened, olive green or rusty brown. Despite their glorious red appearance the red spider mite feeds on plants only when they haven?t fed for a period maybe from migrating into a home they turn into a dirty brown colour.

Biology:

Clover mites are active during the mild summer days when they can enter buildings structures in enormous numbers invasion is typically through cracks around windows and doors or through masonry cracks. These mites will leave a reddish spot/smear /stain if crushed. This can cause problems on wallpaper, curtains and furniture etc. An 18? grass free strip around the perimeter of a property can reduce the number of invaders by around 90%.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# aah
nice one!

b3ta always answers my bug questions - i have had 3 seperate species identified on here!

heh
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# actually..
these look kind of familiar..

www.thewaterwisegarden.com/images/redspw02.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# they are
red spider mites
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)
# it rather woo
i must say
(don rico, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# I thought of him when I saw this.
EDIT: Been advised NSFW so
link
(Small Beer, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Just a little NSFW
You can nearly see her breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Should I
link instead, d'you think?
(Small Beer, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# are you at work?
(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# at is a lovely pic
/not at work
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# /at work
pretty pic but i got a strange look from cow orker.. maybe link it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Done as soon
as said. :)
(Small Beer, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# I
wouldn't think of Nemo at a time like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# That ain't Nemo...
it's his father - Marlin

/pedant

Excuse me - my friends and nephews force me to watch it constantly
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# I wasn't aware i did a gig recently..





My name's John Squire
(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Actually,
was last month but I've not posted in a while and forgot about my name....

So, you're John Squire are ya? Do you remember taking the piss out my pal outside the Carling Academy in Glasgow? Or would you be a different, yet just as interesting John?
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Unfortunately different
and no where near as interesting.
(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Damn
Ah well, there goes my claim to fame...
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Well you could say you spoke to John Squire
But never say which one, sounds like a plan.
(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Can I call you a twunt too?
Then I can say I've been rude to John Squire...

(don't worry - I won't mean it...)
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Feel free
everyone else does


*cries*
(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Ok..
TWUNT!

*passes a tissue to John Squire*

Right, I feel better now. Off to write my ghastly essay for uni on The Longitudinal Care of a patient with rheumatoid arthritis... Oh joy...
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# see
I told you I wasn't thinking of those orangey fishy things...

Fish fingers... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# ..
i think he's thinking what im thinking.....
(Mr_Rense, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# NSFW
baby camel
(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# *fwap*
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Really?
I'd have thought that *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* was in order.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# ..
early squirter?
(Mr_Rense, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# i'm not proud....
*weeps*
*squirts*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# ahh
sushi
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Yo ! Sushi
is what I thought and began to salivate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Piehead, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# thanks sensible boarder
(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# source image please
:D
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Sorry didn't notice yr message
girl: www.priceless420.com/Pr041904sushi.jpg
Nemo:
Google search
(Small Beer, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# She's got it stuck on Quick and Dirty
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# i bet she is giddy

and all excited and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Why do I see
a mangled badger in that machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Don't worry, I do too
(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# To be frank,
that's not much of a consolation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# ?????????????
(Chief Inspector Singh of the Yard, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# ??????????
!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# turded
!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# ??????
???????????? in my language means"i don't know why i did this, but take a look".


(Chief Inspector Singh of the Yard, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Why the "lch" at the end?
?????????
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# lch is my name on another board
..you seee
(Chief Inspector Singh of the Yard, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# There are other boards?
Well bugger me sideways with a lamp post.
(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# No!
Please say it isn't true. b3ta is unique, surely?
(mynci boy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# The real question is...
Why did you put your monika for the other board in your image? Do you somehow think that the other board is more important than B3ta? Inquiring minds want to know!
(quiltypig, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# So, how
do you pronounce lch?
(mynci boy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# haha
dunno why but i laughed hard at that,..woo to you
(Mr_Rense, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# isn't that a comp entry
anti-tooth fairy
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# yes please

;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Is this a time to declare the main picture hatstand?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# ...



.. and can anybody think of any more?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# NO!
brain spore BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# !
Nose-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Woo!
and I say again, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# yay for white lions
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Awwww
They are cute.
(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# I did one like that...
"White Mice" with the sweeties.

I would post it but it's shitter than shit but why break the habit of a lifetime.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# hehe
most woo
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# jj cale "cocaine"
cradle of thorns "cocaine for breakfast"
johnny cash "cocaine blues"
and about four and a half billion others ...

it's almost as if columbian tedium powder was popular amongst the musical classes ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Yes, there are lots of songs with cocaine in the title...
Eric Clapton, Dillinger etc.

I was trying to find ones that were slightly more subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# subtlety and coke
interesting concept

(and a belated "woo" - too much blow makes you unforgiveably rude)

how about anything by john entwhistle (spelling?) ... actually ... that's not too subtle either is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Perfect spelling
Bass guitarist for The Who, right?
I didn't know he did any solo stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# no idea
but he died from a coke-inspired heart attack

(I think ... but that might just have been the tabloid version ... before his estate's lawyers get onto me)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Adrenaline
by Rosetta Stone
(darkwavepunk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# "Gotcha! Ya little bastard."
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Ha ha!
Poached or fried?
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Yes!
Suffocate him in your roe!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# arf!
when I was not much bigger than that nipper
I came very close to catching a whopper of an eel ... I ran away like a blubbering child desperately reeling my freshly bought spinner out of its reach. Not a natural born angler.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Everybody say hello to Lord Smockington


Emperor Not Bob The Third, and his old war companion Capatin Wobblybollock, invited Archibald McVitie round after hearing about his unfortunate tea dunking incident, who in turn brought along Melon, who does'nt do much at all it has to be said (though just this afternoon he gained a truly woosome cowboy hat), but then Peregrin Percival III cheered them all up by showing off his smoke ring pipe skills, followed by his weird co-worker Gary McTwunt-Foot the 68th, who wanted to show everyone his new big black glass cock, but they all laughed at his latest blue rinse disaster at the hairdressers, however he was cheered up when Lord Smockington came along, wearing his newly created Apron Smock, of which he was very proud.
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# For those of you that have a clue, the names left are as follows:
Toni (formerly known as Tony)
Malcolm Pigstrotter
George
Marmaduke Hussey
Peregrine Worsthorne
Spandexter Rimmington-Flockbiscuit III
Sir Archibald Spongebasket
Auntie Jocasta
Uncle Aethelbert
Adrian Infinitum
Ramasees Niblick The Third, kerplunk kerplunk WHOOPS, where's my thribble
Eric Strokewanger the jousting butcher
Red Buttons
Rip Torn
Dick Trickle
Ralph Lung
Excreta de Winter
Lawrence Belm....errrrr...
Chris Cockbill
Rotating Spazzbucket
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# you forgot
mine - 'rotating spazzbucket'
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# sorted
How could I forget

*rolls eyes and belms*
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# i can't imagine
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# nah!
this = great

the only sad thing is, eventually it'll get too wide for the board :(
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Perhaps they will be below
or above, either underground or in the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# What a brillaint idea!
You sir are a genius
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Yes
Yes I am.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# yay
you got gary in there!!

i love you!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# I know, and he even has a big black glass cock!
Tis a shame about his hair though.

Is he anything liek you imagined? pfffft
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# he has luverly hair

i used to have blue hair as well
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# i likes
Lord Smockington the bestest :)

EDIT - only just noticed, you've got Ramasees Niblick The Third, kerplunk kerplunk WHOOPS, where's my thribble on your list. that was my suggestion

*beams*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Woo lord Smockington
That was my name
(Woo tang clan, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Well now you know what youd of been like if you wore the best'est smocks around!
Glad to fulfill your childhood fantasy *cough*
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# One can only imagine
how my life would be improved if I owned a smock.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# i suggested melon
now i suggest lady post-it, or perhaps post-tit which is like post modern norks

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Don't worry if you don't get it
I'm getting used to it..

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# I get it
Very well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Tis very good
(and I do get it)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# harsh but true
woo btw
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# Nope 2: Give us a clue.
Sure its woo.
(microsaulxp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
#
the bafta is speaking
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# SEAM
LESS MARADONA SLIM

(microsaulxp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# i will try harder to give up crack
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# yes you should



and drugs
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# arf.
ok I need some sleep now.
/checks time
bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# you been on a b3ta marathon or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# No
I had to write a report for this morning and I spent all weekend trying to get it finnished.
Went to my practical this morning and now I have to do another one for 4pm today.
oh and I have one for a different course due in tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# throw it all out a window
and play cowboys and indians instead
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# If only
I would if I could.
So tempting.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# what's it on anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Sheep
malaria.
pollination.
three different ones.
All totaly fucked up and difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Is he dead yet?
Woo to you and your shameless seamlessness :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# ning mummy
hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Grand thanks.
Munching my way through a bag of Haribo Tangfastics.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# well i'm jealous of your tangfastics :)
actually i'm in a very very very very good mood
cos of this
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# yeah
at least i can kinda justify being a masher now...


who am i trying to kid
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# NING
too

you?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Thanks!
T'was ylessshame lessseam wasn't it?
(microsaulxp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# ooo
'ning. Tangfastics is good.

It's like the mashers club here...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# I just got the Nik Nak one through on e-mail.
(pen-al™, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# An ex girfriend of mine's dog once attacked me
... when I did my impression of Nik Nak.
(microsaulxp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# That amused me...
...a little too much
(pen-al™, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Wasn't easy splitting up with Britt Eckland...
... over her dog, let me tell you.

"Goodnight, Goodnight."
(microsaulxp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Shameless pearoast
(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Twould seem that
allowing homosexuals in the military had it's advantages after all...



Ning, all.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# all gays are friendly to each other 100% fact?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Except when one is wearing the same pretty dress as another
then they pull hair and scratch...
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# or he knicks your boyfriend
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# ah Luve tha!
Especially the facial expressions

more blobcat comin soon...using the scanner as much as I can
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Woo
(but I sometimes wonder if this comp is giving those in power ideas.)
(Small Beer, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# curious.. my (lb) wheelchair is a lookalike for..
these
not gc i hope
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# most interesting
gabitus.com/cgi-bin/a_cgi/view-1082454762685
i didn't know my pencilmashed demon looked like pierce brosnan

-edit- it gets betterer and bettererer!
gabitus.com/cgi-bin/a_cgi/view-1082455058704
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# is Paul McCrane the guy that gets run over
and turned to mush in robocop?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# me = have no clue
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# "You're pretty smart.
Think you can outsmart a bullet?"

Yes - tis he.
(microsaulxp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Yes
and also the man who had his arm chopped off by a helicopter, and then turned to mush by having a helicopter land on him in ER
(Mr_Bobbins, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# hehe
all the juiciest parts then
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# haha
gabitus.com/cgi-bin/a_cgi/view-1082455404638
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# apparently fat boab's pooch
looks like george clooney:

gabitus.com/cgi-bin/a_cgi/view-1082455121672
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)

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