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SPAM SPAM SPAM....

just gone through and deleted 2317 messages in my spam folder ... so this is for all the spammers out there...

this is YOU

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fakker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)

v 1 a g r a

I always picture them as obese red-haired trailer trash women with mammoth buttocks drooping either side of an old swivel chair.

I now get 10 spam mails for every real one.

[edit]
Oh yeah - great pic. Very chucklesome. Made me think of the word spasmojesticles for some reason. See playgroundlaw.com for definition.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)

definition:

Similarly, a great word, and very similar to spasmojesticles. A superb slant on spazmo and testicles, with a bonus "j", which is the funniest letter.

nice!! sums it up pretty well!

those spams I got were from 2 weeks of not clearing it out... god I HATE THEM!

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fakker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)

I know

the feeling. I stopped looking at my old address at xmas, had a look yesterday and there were over 3000 messages in my inbox, all spam. It gets over 20 spam messages a day.

Fucktards should all be shot.

(Gype, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)

This took an age.

prior to this...
exhibit a) Original pen and Ink
exhibit b) anim

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)

yay!

class!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)

It's splendid!

Woo!

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)

Cecil!

B DeMille???

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)

For some reason it reminds me of Bod

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)

....i wasn't alone then.

WOO to the little bod-like-alien

(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)

That is quite, quite lovely

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tipassoi, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)

Aww

Evil :(
Although it looks like it has Elvis' hair from the back...

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Addyjoe, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)

*waves back*

Woo

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)

woo!!

that's splendid my man!

must be time for me to post my egg animation - the one that no-one has seen yet.

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)

*gasp*

dun dun dun dduuuuuunnnnnnnnnn

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)

shush you!

you ain't seen it... RIGHT?!

lvu

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)

post it

post it hard!

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)

;)

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)

Woo!

(Nursie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)

Woo

Yay
Houpla
that's good

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)

Very sorry

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

Woo! Top tompunnery.

Jamaica?
Answers courtesy of blah blah blah.

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)

what media do you accept showreels on?

digibeta?
nah she fell down the stairs.

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baby wet ones, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)

badum

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)

I'm afraid my dutchness prevents me from understanding the pun

would someone please kill the effect and explain the pun to me?

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)

www.lamp.ac.uk/

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)

'Did you beat her?'

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)

Lampeter

Town in Wales. Pronounced "Lamp - it - er", as in "Lamp Hit Her?"

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)

I thought

Lamp Eat Her?

My North Wales accent probably accounts for that

(Errol, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)

I read it more like

Lamped 'er

Or is that just my inner London comprehensive school upbringing showing through (lamped = hit) ?

Top punnage either way :o)

(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)

I pronounce it

Llanbedr Pont Steffan..

cos I went to school there

Not that anyone will see this message.. seeing as it's in the spazz

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tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)

lampeter

pronounced something vaguely similar to "lamp hit her"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)

tsch

(Mr. Partyhat, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)

argh!

and woo to the main pic

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)

We were sailing from Borneo to Ceylon:

A few leagues out to sea, my wife was attacked by a shark, and her leg bitten off, so we had to land at the nearest island to get her to a hospital, but she couldn't walk.

Jakarta?

No, she went in an ambulance.

Sorry...

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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)

please

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!

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Vulthoom, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)

aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

rubbish!

:)

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spiny - things are looking up, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)

groooooooooooooooooooaaaa *breathe*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)

*shakes head despondently*

that's it, we've touched bottom :P

there can be no more puns after this one

*falls off chair*

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)

*picks lemony off floor, dusts him down and wipes dribble from his chin*

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tipassoi, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)

Are you two Lou and Andy

in disguise?

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)

hehe

'touched bottom'

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)

AAAAAAAAGG

THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN
THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN
THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN
THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN
THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN THE PUN

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)

Aaah

Always good to see your stuff, especially after a stressful day :)

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Whillow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)

hahahaha, fantastic!

Love the banging of the head at the end

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)

Haha! love it!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)

puns are great

do as the stoat says.

(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)

woo!!

and for the none geographically minded;
www.lamp.ac.uk/

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)

pffffft!

Houpla!

*repeatedly bangs head on desk*

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)

*spits early afternoon vodka & lemonade all over monitor*

Genius. You have reached the pinnacle of puntastic animationyness.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)

*Runs in* *Belms* *Runs out again*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)

duuugh

took me so long to get, *Beeelllllm*

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baby wet ones, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

A! B! C! Nnnhgggggh!

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

Joey Decan walks into a bar, what does he say?

"Nnnnnnngggggghhhhhh!"
Woo pic :D

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Whillow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)

Joey Deacon walks into a bar

Barman: Why the long face?

Joey: Fnnnkk uffffffff

yay for impromptu made up crap jokes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)

It would have been...

...a bloody miracle if he'd walked anywhere.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)

hahahahhahahahahahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)

Took

me a second but it was good when I got it, woo yay.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)

arf

hull

(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)

that is am woo

took me a minute or two to get that.

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)

nnngnnnnggghhhhh

but of course

asdf gfd gfd g?

don't be ridiculous!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)

Joe-A Joe-B Joe-C Joe-D Joe-E

A-Can B-Can C-Can D-Can

That brought a few memories back. Thanks :)

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mozza, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)

ZX Badger +2

(actual spectrum program for use with your favourite emulator, including hot snake action and sound! available here: badger.z80)

(rpophessagr, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)

thats excellent!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)

you fucking beauty!

edit/ er... yeh, where snake?
edit edit/ oh - there it is.. hmm

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

whur

snek?

(very good show old chap :)

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slight yoinks!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

snake removed

for legal reasons

erm actually it was because my poor computer couldn't handle repeating it five times before the snake
but it's in the Z80 snap

(rpophessagr, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)

Are you going to enter it...

...into CGC2004?

[edit]
It's probably a bit too good actually - espcially the badger-factor.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

is that still going?

fantastic. i just might.
except it isn't technically a game, but that just might make it more crap.

thanks guys :)

(rpophessagr, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)

Official site...

...for this year's compy:

speccyspoilers.co.uk/cgc2004/

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)

That's

a mite too clever for my liking.
Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

I think that deserves....

A brand new woo!

(Nursie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

mesmerising

can't... drag... eyes... away....

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tipassoi, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

Hail Lazee b3tans.

I was just about to shop an F5 footpedal when
I found this:
www.keytools.com/keyboards/footpedal.htm

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)

oh my word!

it was worth the wait

/spazzes - i'm getting one!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)

nope

i have a flash latest model mouse with a couple of extra buttons, so i assigned F5 to one of them

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)

ditto

keep forgetting to use it though

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

me too but it doesn't realy make it that much easier

i sit with one hand on the keyboard and one onthe mouse and it's just a single finger movement either way

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)

i usually

don't rest my hand on the keyboard, but always have my right on the mouse, so it's easier for me

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

plus the right hand is coffee drinking hand

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)

i don't drink coffee

i just fall asleep just when the board is picking up

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)

do we

really want to know what your hands are doing when you are in 't web...??

no

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

I WANT!!

I WANT!!
I WANT!!
I WANT!!
I WANT!!
I WANT!!
I WANT!!

etc...

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)

Nah,

too energetic. I want a thought controlled dongle.

(Gype, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)

Excellent!

Not only is that a top find for all us RSI ridden f5 monkeys but I can cite that as another alternative input doohickey in my upcoming HCI exam.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)

Don't forget to mention head dobbers.

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dr_fonz, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

What

seems like a lifetime on b3ta means that I will never forget head dobbers. Eg "Seamless - what d'you draw with, a head dobber?"

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)

Hah! I once did a temping job audio-typing

which I'd never done before... I spent the whole morning pressing stop-rewind-play-stop-rewind-play on the tape-machine thingy and thinking "goddamnit why don't they make these things with foot pedals, it'd be so much easier"...

then I kicked something under the desk and had a look... it was a foot pedal.

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dr_fonz, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

Arf.

Sewing machines have them too. You did know that, didn't you?

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)

Indeed I did.

Still wondering why they don't have foot pedals in cars though, it'd make them so much easier.

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dr_fonz, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)

My masterpiece with touchups

CFBandDETAILthatNEEDSappreciation
src pic notice all my fancy changes? ;-)

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Koogas, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)

That's

Excellent!!

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karatesausage, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)

excellent!

woo!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)

woo!

is halo 2 EVER gonna come out?

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)

howdy cowboys

www.ele-ebe.com

(ele+ebe, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)

Psycadelic

Woo The Pycadelic Cowboy!

(Freshie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

umm...

yeah, that's very well done!

and camp

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karatesausage, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

Is that

Ren on his sleeves?

(Freshie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:21, archived)

You have such a great,

Unique style. Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)

Wow.

It's a bit like the video for Winona's Big Brown Beaver with overtones of my local curry house.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)

woo that

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)

ooooooooooo

how jolly mexican!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)

your pics are really nice...

but you could probably get them significantly smaller file size which would be good... 163kb for a still image is a trifle on the large side... should be able to get it to 50kb or so... there's help on how to do this here...
lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)

they were best friends, but mick always had his suspicions

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mongychops, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)

haha

he is such a chump

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Sammo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)

Babies with fags

woo woo woo

(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

(Saturnn, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)

I really like that

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)

That had inspired me to post one of my first

flashes, but my server appears to be borked. Bugger

Edit: Believe it was the orginal posting of that pic that inspired it to. It was really good, honest.

(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)

Holy

Glowing Edges!!!!

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Sammo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)

I think

you missed the word Batman

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

Half kitty or half full?

woo!

(microsaulxp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

Over half full

Overflowing to be precise

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)

Da-da da-da-da-duh-duh-duh-daaa.

Very Dire Straights.

Fortunately your pic is vastly superior to that shambling twatbasket of a group.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

it appears to just be a photoshop filter

and dire straits weren't that bad, great fun to play

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)

'we got the tv, microwave oven.....'

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)

"....custom kitchen deliveryeyey"

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)

Lyrical mastermind

that Knopfler, genie arse

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)

got the git-arr

on the emm tee veeeee.....

load of old tosh
[edit]damn b3tan to it by lemony........

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)

Ok.

I admit to being able to play the Money for Nothing riff but I was about 12 when that album came out - and my mum bought it.

That meant I could never like them. Ever.

I was listening to Iron Maiden back then, is that wrong?

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)

very

you were missing out on Bon Jovi

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

when i was 11 i listened to nirvana and roni size*

oh and green day

which 8 years ago made me a bit weird for an 11 year old, so i guess if you are then i am

*not sure of the time frame realy but they seem to fit

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

Spice Girls all the way for me at 11

Yes I am sorry

My therapist says I need to admit to it to myself before I can beging to get over it.

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)

iron maiden is ALWAYS wrong

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)

Heretic

Burn the heretic!

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Not Called Dave, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)

Probably explains...

...why I'm a semi-sensible 32 year old with the musical taste of a teenager then.

Listening to Rancid at the moment :(

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)

That's not right

I UTTERLY DEMAND YOU BUY A KATIE MELUA ALBUM IMMEDIATELY!

/caps lock now unstuck

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)

And burn it?

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)

ooh me 2

sadly

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)

succulent punk

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aubergene, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)

Hose me down

with hydrochloric acid and call me betsy!
That's most woosome.

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)

Very

Woo.
Adds a whole new level for all the piercer peoples to attain.

(Freshie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)

All out of acid

Cold Tetleys any use?

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)

you may fire when ready!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)

i deleted my egg animation :/

im posting it at a more convenient time ;)

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)

cheat!

;)

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)

shhh nobody saw anything!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)

Loads the Tetley cannon

Removes safety cap...

..ready?

Shhhhhhhhhhuhssssssssseussppppppppppplsssh

/that good for you?

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)

*knocked unconcious by sheer force*

nnnnggghhh....

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)

I like my tetley's cold

ah hang on are we talking beer or tea here? hmmm.

(steve0, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)

Thats impressive

woo!

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)

woo!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)

Woo!

I am sure he was on my bus this morning.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)

nice work!

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spiny - things are looking up, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

a few years ago now

we (my family and i) where on holiday in sicily. my parents had had a bit of an evening piss-up, and mum saw a big prickly pear tree outside on top of a small hillock. "-(artiste wishes to remain anonymous)-," she says, "go gewt some prickly pears of that tree. dad: "you can wear the oven gloves to stop yourself getting prickled."
i went up wearing the oven gloves, got the prickly pear, and came back down. BUT! it was crawling with maggots and suchlike. it was thrown away and forgotten, and the oven gloves put back.
next morning, mum had to use the oven gloves. this she did, not noticing that it wa full of prickles. these somehow distributed themselves all over the house, and so we spent the rest of our holiday (three days) de-prickling the house, all for the sake of a maggot-infested prickly pear.

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

hee hee hee

'prickly pear'

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)

that's what it's called

you immature swine

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)

pffffffffffpfpfffff

'swine'

pppfpppppffffffffff

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)

!philistine!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

Well, that's alright then.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)

tsk

posting photos of your shiny knob.

(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)

oooh don't get me started

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)

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Koogas, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)

way to fag? which way is that? follow the bizzy bee?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)

Belper?

As in Derbyshire?

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)

aye

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)

Greetings

Fellow east midlander - so you haven't managed to escape yet either?

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

I have escaped - I escaped right off the island in fact :-P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)

Congratumalations boyo!

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)

ooh!

I'm in the East Mids too. Where are you sir?

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)

I personally

live in Derby. Up the mighty Rams.

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)

pffft!

"mighty"!

;)

Spireites are the pride of Derbyshire*

*may not be actual fact

EDIT: Well done on the Damon Hill thing btw. I think you were right too.

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

about

right at the minute.

I once knew a boxer from Chesterfield, he was a grade a mentalist. Good laugh though.

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

Was it the

boxer who is also a butcher? Can't remember his name...

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)

I am in

Sunny Nottingham!

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)

yay its wario!!

(That guy with a hat., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)

spot on :)

/doffs cap

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)

Aargh, what have I created?

went a bit mad recently and had an idea for an animation. I then made said animation and, since it was birthed from the deep dark recesses of my mind, ir's a bit deranged.

clicky for animated insanity

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The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)

That is sooo good...

...excellent use of old people.

And showers.

What happened to Simian?

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)

An advanced woo.

As it is taking ages, and all your stuff is woo-worthy.
edit: That's amazing! Send it to the band.
Fanspasmically good!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)

That, sir, is genius.

I pronounce you Lord High Admiral of odd little thingiewotsits with long ear type things and spindly little legs, and salute you!

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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)

That is great.

It took a long time to load but it was well worth the wait.

Woo to you sir.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)

That made my afternoon

woo

(meercat, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)

That is a very impressive animation

and I am in awe.

(UnkleMunkle lurker extraordinaire, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)

woo

love the sugar eating scene.

character inspired by donnie darko?

(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)

that's beautiful

and almost certainly true
and has simian
and is therefore fully houpla

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)

top stuff as ever mr the neville

have you sent it magic donkeywards?

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

fantastic

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corington, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

dooood!

that's reet special, you have an eye for a good shot. woo yay!

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baby wet ones, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

TRULY woo.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)

Yaaay,

them things rock!

(tomsk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)

that is making a happy man very old.

boss

(nevin Sharpness is a bourgeois concept, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)

The Ballad of Bilbo Chavvins

"BILBO CHAVVINS!!!"

"Do not take me for a smoker of rough cigarettes!"

"I'm a pipe man meself."

(microsaulxp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)

Woo.

"Do not take me for a smoker of cheap cigarettes! I'm a pipe man, myself!"

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)

what a perfect

"fag! fag! gizza fag!" face
yay

(although B&H are virtually luxury ciggies, shirley?)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)

Great suggestions...

... loving your style.

*waves pointy finger guns at you both*

(microsaulxp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)

B&H

are indeed a wonderously fantastical thing to your average chav who has to settle for Richmond Lights to make that dole money go just a little further.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:21, archived)

Bling-bo Chavvins?

Gord bless 'im.

(microsaulxp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)

hehe

w/y

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)

Hahah!

Brilliant work :D

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)

Poor Cherie:

She didn't know at the time she was only #4 for David...

Apologies for the seamless paintmash - I'm at work

(Pseudonym, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)

SHEAMLESSHH

You on the grog?!?

(microsaulxp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)

Blokey on the right...

...still looks more realistic than skeletor herself. 'Specially after those pics in today's papers.

I didn't think it was possible, but she has somehow discovered a new low to sink to.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)

looks left

would..
looks up *hurls*
looks down *fwap*
looks up *hurls*
looks down *fwap*
looks up *hurls*
looks down *fwap*
looks up *hurls*
looks down *fwap*

/headache

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)

She is

the definition of a double bagger.

Woo to the body though!

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *spurt*

(Gype, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* fwop

damn. looked up

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)

i heard they were rebranding their image...

(sofa jerk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)

I like that

Thank you for brightening my afternoon.

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ohdear, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)

spits coffee

fook me... i thought for one
dread moment yet another image
would slip by uncommented!

t-8 till clock off -yay-

(sofa jerk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

Look upon the face of Death, child!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)

CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUU....

........DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTHHHH

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)

BRILLIANT

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)

Oooh.

That's actually a little scary.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)

*dies*

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)

wahey!

marvellous.

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mrRush, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)

Eeeep

That is all, nothing else, just Eeeep.*

*Oh, and woo.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)

twas

the Sun that done it....

(Sanks, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)

The Mail, surely?

Close call I s'pose...
Have a woo!

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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)

I have seen that door before

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

People can be so cruel

(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)

We can?

Thanks mom!
/simpsons

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)

is that Michael Schumacher and wife?

like his 70s porn tash!

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)

I like it when the

first thing I see after lunch makes me chuckle.

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)

I'm

none too familiar with the RSPCA's views on inappropriately dressing sloths but I don't really think it can be classed as cruel. Woo to the pic, woo I say.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)

it was an

itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini.........

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)

that's..

bobby ball ...dirty bastard

(pengon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)

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