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As fresh as the day when the pod went BOING

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:42, archived)

Arf

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:44, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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slight yoinks!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:00, archived)

yaaaaaaaay

boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy
wyh

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:46, archived)

wheeeee!

that's great.

(the funky gibbon, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:54, archived)

surfin squirrel

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connor, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:40, archived)

woooo!

hang ten little furry guy!

*whistles Hawaii 5-0 theme song*

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:41, archived)

yaaaaay

he's catching some serious surf

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:43, archived)

yay!

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Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:47, archived)

yay!

and have a wind-surfing mouse

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robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:13, archived)

His parents were a bit suprised

but growing eucalyptus was cheaper than other babyfood

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:33, archived)

awwww

what a cutie

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:34, archived)

I love Koalas

the best of all fluffy animals.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:34, archived)

have my new woo

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connor, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:34, archived)

why thankyou

never been given a new woo before

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:35, archived)

naked woo? sweet.

(schnurricane, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:36, archived)

the nakedness is only suggested

;)

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connor, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:37, archived)

Aww

Cute + Fluffy

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:34, archived)

awwwwwwwww

so very fluffy.

i want to steal that stuffed bunny though...

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:36, archived)

ARGH! theblairtheblairtheblairtheblairtheblairtheblairtheblair

'ooargh, vote labourrr'

(scariest source pic ever: www.ananova.com/images/web/53583.jpg)

(Heffer foiled, once again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:28, archived)

*vomits*

That is truly fucking awful.

But Woo.

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)

there's an awful lot of vomit around here lately...

;D

and very scary wooness to the pic. ;)

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:31, archived)

I know...

There's a lot of vomit inducing shopping today.

Thank God there haven't been any clowns. My week of Nightmares would have been completed...

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:33, archived)

there was a clown around here on friday...

*shudder*

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:35, archived)

*starts trembling*

Ronald McDonald is the most terrifying. I still can't leave a McDonalds without a deep seated knot of fear in my stomach. That could, of course, just be the food.

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:37, archived)

of course it's the food

go watch "supersize me" when you get the chance. you'll never look at mcdonald's the same again. ;)

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:39, archived)

I've heard about it.....

I intend to do a similar experiment involving Alcohol.

Beer for Breakfast. Lager for Lunch, and a selection of fine wines & spirits for dinner.

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:47, archived)

Cirrhosisize Me? ;D

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:57, archived)

pfffttt....

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:00, archived)

Hmmm

Goatse clowns.

too bad I don´t have Photoshop here

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:35, archived)

*googles for clowns*
*opens up photoplus*

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:35, archived)

You wouldn't....

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:38, archived)

nah

I hate the fuckers too

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:39, archived)

Yay!

We should form an Clown Fearers support group. I'm sure we could get Government funding.

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:41, archived)

round them all up

put them in a field, and bomb the bastards

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:44, archived)

Best Idea.

Ever.

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:45, archived)

Well I know what to get you two

for christmas then

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:46, archived)

A room?

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:48, archived)

beer

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:48, archived)

(schnurricane, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:39, archived)

*runs screaming*

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:41, archived)

*runs away sobbing*

*breaks heel of shoe*
*falls*

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:42, archived)

[dugat eats you]

(schnurricane, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:43, archived)

poor nuttybunny

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:45, archived)

*comes back in haunting ghost-like form*

neeeeeeeeeever weeeeeear heels in dugaaaat ccooooooountry... woooooooooo ..ooooooooo

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:52, archived)

something about the purple hue

of the chin is very disturbing...

(MrBinxFunParade, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:34, archived)

whatever you do,

dont invert the colours.

then it just goes to a whole new plane of evil

(Heffer foiled, once again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:33, archived)

*inverts*

*faints*

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:34, archived)

that is truly wrong

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:36, archived)

blaaaiiirrghhh!!!!!

recognised him before reading the caption :-\

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)

For a moment, while it was loading, I thought it was a scrotum with eyes.

On a second moment, I realized that I was right.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)

oh. my. god.

kill it!

w/y/h

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Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)

quick,

get me a shovel

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)

/hands shovel

*spang*

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:36, archived)

you'd think he'd sort his scary tooth out

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corington, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:31, archived)

I consider that to be an improvement

Urm, still makes me feel ill though

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:31, archived)

*weeps copiously*

Ive seen a worse picture from that source pic...
much..
much..
worse..

yours is pretty surrealistically woo, though

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:31, archived)

I've just realised which pic you are talking about

*wanders off to bleach mind*

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:32, archived)

im guessing it's goatse then

I will pay much (fake) money for it not to be posted.

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:34, archived)

That looks like someone I work with.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:35, archived)

So you've posted a picture of Simon Weston

...

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:36, archived)

1 way ticket to

hull

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:37, archived)

Pfffttt.....

Where's the clingfilm?

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:39, archived)

Argh!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:38, archived)

I dont know why

Loan advert made me think of women shaving

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)

HAHAHA

how rare :)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)

yes! it is!

thank fuck, at last, a product i need, unlike that godawful capslock key!

woo and yay to the pic! and to overgrown pubic hair!

/obvious edit

(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:22, archived)

ahem...

It says on your profile you dont use Capital Letters!

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)

WhaT wAs ThAT??

hE dOeSn'T lIKe CaPiTAl lEtTeRs?

wHy?

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:35, archived)

yay

w00 to your picture!

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:22, archived)

Aaaaaah

It´s a werepussy!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:22, archived)

well

i think i can safely say that i speak for us all in saying i have never been more aroused.

(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)

Arf

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:24, archived)

hehehe

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:25, archived)

i keep reading your username as 'just need a plane to crash'

am i twisted?

i think my post above answered that one

(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:27, archived)

yes you are twisted

but if it's any comfort to you, so are the rest of us :)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:29, archived)

Hurrah!

*bites head off a puppy*

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:32, archived)

Actually, I have no problem with pubic hair

as long as it is kept in the pubic region only (pubes over stomach and legs=vomit).

It doesn´t mean I like Bushes, though.

/TMI and pun

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:27, archived)

Bushes are indeed scary.

The whole lot of them.

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)

i don't like bushes

senior or junior

edit: must you urinate on my mind?

(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:32, archived)

apologies

i'll go back to wearing the adult diapers then. ;)

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:34, archived)

here you are

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:38, archived)

ahhh, thanks!

these better be the ones with the widdle bunnies on them...

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:40, archived)

haha

very woo.

even though waxing is easier and it lasts longer... ;)

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)

*Vomits dinner onto computer screen*

It's not so much that image, but the images that image leads to... AAHHHhhh!

(MrBinxFunParade, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)

Make 'em wax it!

w/y/h

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:25, archived)

yay

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sinisterduck, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:36, archived)

hahahah

that made me larf!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:40, archived)

Tea meet monitor

That's the funniest thing I've seen today.
I thank you.

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:45, archived)

Feeling abstract today...

(devilstick, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)

*ooooh* *aaaahhh*

in fireworks display fashion

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)

i like the abstract

it's got a very DYI-y style, and i can dance to it. 10! ;D

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:22, archived)

anyone for a spot of hanggliding?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)

I want one.

I fucking want one.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:16, archived)

w/y/h

Whoa thats a giant kite

(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:16, archived)

want two. I want one of my own and then I'll nick monocromatico's one and then I'll have two.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)

i want a go

woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)

Labbon/Libbit?

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)

He's been out on the piss again.

He's legless.
*ahem*

w/y/h

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)

he was hungry and ate it

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)

We've all done it.

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)

oooh! i want a labbon!

woo and yay!

TJ: who made 4rthur.com? i know it was a b3tan, but who?

(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)

munkt0n

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:20, archived)

munkt0n

with his missus jiva

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:20, archived)

and several other b3tans

helped too

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)

they were the only ones I know off hand

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)

moore owns the domain

if i remember right

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lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:29, archived)

yaaaaay

I'm keeping my fingers away from his cage though

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)

After Wimbledon Tim needed a new sponsor

(magigale, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)

ahem

**sponsor**

edt: YAY

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:16, archived)

just testing

(magigale, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)

course

you were

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:20, archived)

sponcer?

I think he should do the decent thing and throw himself under a bus.

A bit harsh, I know, but very fair.

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)

Netto

maybe. Or Lidl.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)

this help, george?

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robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)

normally i would like to see a brain pop out

but as there isn't one there in the first place woo

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)

giant cotton swap + monkey ear

reminds me of monkey island

woo yay

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)

Two years of you guys?

It's been great. Thanks for all the laughs.

A grand old Woo Yay to you all.

(techsmurf, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)

hooray

happy b3ta birthday!

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)

Whey Congrats..

Happy 2nd Birthday!

(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)

hip hip

huzzah

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connor, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)

happy B3TA

Burpday

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:16, archived)

Post a picture

you old cunt.

Joking. Congratulations on your two years of inability to leave.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:16, archived)

Hah, I will,

once I get my bootleg photoshop installed.

Here, serial code, heeere, serial code...

(techsmurf, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:20, archived)

yaaaaay

congrats

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)

Congrats

Woo back at ya

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)

Boxturtle, no doubt

and he looks like a dirty fighter, too

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sinisterduck, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:12, archived)

probably beat frank

bruno wyh

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)

In the future...

The surrealists will take hold of popular culture...

(Machinecurse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:07, archived)

Meme-tastic

big WOOs all round, there.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:08, archived)

arf!

that am woo

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)

how rare

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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)

Arggghhhh

A cock with an eyepatch. Another week of Nightmares!!! You utter bastard.

Tis most woo, though!

w/y/h

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)

hahaha

note to self: mushrooms, if sufficiently abused in photoshop, will resemble cocks.

(Machinecurse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:12, archived)

And

cocks, if...

never mind

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)

Hahaha..

*nods & smiles* A mushroom. Of course it is....

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)

has a go

Yep. You're right.

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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)

SHIRLEY

thats nsfw...just scared the hull out of my mum!

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)

but it's just a mushroom

www.bdexx.com/mushroom.jpg

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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)

mm fungal

(Spundlemoon, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)

There´s a specific mushroom called

Phallus impudicus.

They say they are edible.

Really, do a google for it. I´m too lazy for it now.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)

Googled...

"Phallus impudicus: The Common Stinkhorn"

How appropriate.

[edit] Looks about right too. See 4th photo down.

(Machinecurse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:20, archived)

Also

Amanita phalloides, whose appearance raises many interesting questions about the bloke who named it.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)

Can't be right!?

www.bluewillowpages.com/mushroomexpert/images/contrib/robertson_phallus_hadriani.jpg

I'm amazed they didn't just call it big flappy cock tree.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:40, archived)

haha

very woo in a very surreal way. ;)

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)

Samba Carnival Parade along the Brighton seafront

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)

heh heh heh

Another Beattie

and i first read it as a "Sambuca carnival"... i must have intoxication on teh mind

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)

I think he fits in well with the locals

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)

oh yes

Dick can fit in anywhere

*sniggers childishly*

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)

har har har

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)

how often does it leave?

woo pic

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)

awwww man, they're fucked too

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lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)

Hoi! Mr Beattie!

Look out!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)

they're everywhere

we're all doomed

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)

What are they?

*is scared*

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:08, archived)

They're...

BEHIND YOU!

*cackles like a loon*

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:12, archived)

I second that motion

They seem to have suddenly appeared overnight.
What are they, please?

(Willboy:, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)

Right.

*digs trench and sets up antique machine gun*

(Willboy:, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)

It'll do you no good

except it'll

ANNOY THE DUCAT!!!

/flees

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:20, archived)

Damn you! Damn you to Hull!

*puts on spiked helmet and fires wildly, whilst screaming*

(Willboy:, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:24, archived)

yay! Pearost excuse!!

(tom_artosorse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)

haha!

if only....

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)

That's still good,

Bravo!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)

thats corkin'

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)

Larry didn't have any friends

cos he is fat
they poke him with wood and put mud on him (until he cries)

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ferret charmer, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)

Too right.

Pie eating fucker.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)

seconded

what a fatty

edt: not you togaboy

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)

I laughed far too hard at that.

Woo to the pic, of course.

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)

awwwww

poor larry

he should lay off teh pie

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)

hahahahaha

i love this vry much

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lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)

HELP ME FRED JACK... YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE...

All - a quickie - I've got a memorystick full of images and they've all gone corrupt with the message "unknown or invalid jpeg marker type is found".

I've lost the lot and am desperate to save them, but with limited knowledge I find I am as useless as a useless thing.

Any great ideas? Will pay in kittens.

cries in the corner...

(The Love Manatee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)

what're you trying to load them in?

it might just be an unsupported jpeg algorithm

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lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)

I'm trying to open them in trusty photoshop

Is it possible to fix them?

(The Love Manatee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)

try 'open as' and then a few likley formats

it usually says that if they are something else like a tiff

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ferret charmer, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)

Hmmm... have just tried that out

and got the message "can't open because".

Think my computer might be taking the piss now.

Edit: Tried a different format and it said "Photoshop was unable to parse the Postscript".

I love it when my computer talks dirty.

(The Love Manatee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)

there is a lovely piece of software that

will help you with this called photorescue

www.datarescue.com/photorescue/

(and yes its worth a couple of quid for the peace of mind)

yes it happened to me, and yes i cried too. like a little girl.

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pregnantfridge, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)

Thanks fella...

...or indeed Mrs.Fella.

Will go and give that a try.

:-)

wipes tear from eye

(The Love Manatee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)

Poor Larry

The Fat Cunt

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)

The man in the back filled the trumpeters trumpet with confetti ... bastard

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:47, archived)

ooh

there's always a little prankster in the music club isn't there?!

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)

What a meanie.

Smash his face in.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)

Hahaha. That reminds me of a friend

He used to smoke a pipe, and play trumpet at the same time.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)

"Sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Its Jazz"

Every bloody pub in my village has a bloody live jazz band in every bloody night. Everyone just sssshhh-es each other whilst pretending to understand why this formless funk is intelligent.

I'm going to have to start drinking in a bloody library if I 'fancy a chat'.

Woo to the pic BTW.
Boo to my village.

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Your Mum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)

where is that

so I can add it to my list of places not to go drinking

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)

Cambridge

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Your Mum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)

in which case

already on my list!

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)

you'd have thought a place with so many students

would have a couple of places for proper boozing

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)

There are many beautiful, lively and scenic pubs to drink in...

Then a man with a saxaphone case walks in. Fun is over.

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Your Mum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)

Much more fun if he pulled

a machine gun out and started firing at the gathered throng.

/Bugsy Malone

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)

*takes notes*

bwahahaha

(bee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)

gathered

thong?

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)

Skibadibbadeeedooo!!

SkiBA-WAAA!! SkiBA-WAAA! Skibidee-doooo!*

*Hilarious Jazz joke

(maddave, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)

listen

to the cinematic orchestra - they have an interesting take on jazz

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applehead herp derp, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)

Yay... I have a host... happy days are here again etc...

removed

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custard, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)

yaaaaaaaay

he's a cheery fellow :)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)

waaaarrrggghhh

kill it

wyh

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)

Oh My Holy Lord In Heaven!

Its eaten ALL my Pilchards!

/Edit: Are those lips from the opening sequence of the Rocky Horror Picture Show?

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)

nope

they are a from lass who agreed to be a walking advert for some dentist

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custard, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)

really?

Lips have legs?

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)

He's a happy little fucker!

I do adore his choice in Lipstick. Very fetching.

Woo!

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:45, archived)

Yay!

What a splendid puss!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)

ooh, cheeky

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)

yay

have a shameful repost from me in celebration
[my hard disk got wiped so i have no potatoshopping tools at the moment so no new fluff for a while - *sniff*]

(scooby loo, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:42, archived)

a sea deer

a reinlion

whatever its woo

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)

That's a bit fucking ace, that!

A Deal, perchance, or a Seer?

W/Y/H!

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)

I like to think of it as a deal,

but I'm not an expert

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)

Whatever

it is, I bet it's not in any great hurry to visit Canada.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)

arf

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:28, archived)

our new hero...

pictorum
also, while i'm on the fp, try the queen simulator

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)

Skiptastic!

hahaha the second the boat moved across i relized it was you!

(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)

Hehehe, gah...this is great...

You are great :)

(devilstick, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)

hahahahaha, brill!

but.. why's he got such fat legs?

CELLULITE! CELLULITE!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)

pfft

hahahaha

wyh

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)

they should make wells more idiot proof...

(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)

Yay Skippy!

Boo deportation of Skippy!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)

fantastic

gotta love the daily mail for hating absolutely everyone...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)

Yay!

Fucking rabies spreading, jumpy jumpy, boxing abominations! Kick em out!

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mechamatsimpsk, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)

Aceness!!

When are you going to do something crap, to make the rest of us Mortals feel better?!

w/y/h!

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)

Fabtastic!

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)

Arf!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:39, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tyhat is fantastic

WYH

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)

put it away skippy!

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)

Top notch!

Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:46, archived)

w/h/y

and its on the front page!

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:16, archived)

he he he

beautiful as ever!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)

Is that a Manx kangeroo or what?

It's ace, though, tail or no tail.

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Comma, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)

stunning!

as always!

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calihal, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)

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