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# Extreme,
dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:20, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

that am funny
(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:22, archived)
# he he he.
Gnarly.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:23, archived)
# hehe thats great
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:23, archived)
# spffft
(although the bad part of me wants to see the bungee as a long floppy penis)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:24, archived)
# he he
go for it bruce
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile in yet another universe, Space Hoppers are the only form of transport human beings have. Each year they are harvested from the foothills of the Himalaya between mid September and mid October and exported all over the world.


Looking like another fine crop this year.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:18, archived)
# and a very Woo!
mong version of Mark Lamarr!

What a lovely universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:21, archived)
# ha
the purple sky adds authenticity to your claim
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:27, archived)
# how i would look as a monkey
(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:18, archived)
# just be thankful
your not a monkey then!

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:19, archived)
# I am thankful
his not a monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Most Importantly,
how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Using his nose!
*come on - it's an age old joke*
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Kelly was loose, but thorough
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:14, archived)
# and abreast of modern technology
Woo to the pic.

I think there's something written on the wall about Kelly in the toilet down the corridor...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:16, archived)
# I read about her in
Truro bus station.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:17, archived)
# 'read about'
you had her . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:18, archived)
# pffffft.
"abreast"

*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:18, archived)
# pffft...
"les"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:30, archived)
# goodbye

cruel world
(andrewg, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Arf
THAT'S NO LEMMING!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha DO IT
YOU UGLY BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:12, archived)
# Nooooooooo!
You'll be a peacock one day . . .

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:12, archived)
# ning
Mr. Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Ning !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:15, archived)
# ning
me
(Utopia Planitia, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:16, archived)
# What were in those "alka seltzers" ????
Me.... today....

(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:17, archived)
# don't talk to him
that's not me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:19, archived)
# how
rude
(Utopia Planitia, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:20, archived)
# nob off, me!
Bah! now I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:22, archived)
# Oh yessssss....
subtle difference. What's going on there then ? An impostor ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:20, archived)
# indeed
however, I'm the real one as I know teh uplaod codez!!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:22, archived)
# But he's stolen your profile too !
? You messin with ma head bro ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:23, archived)
# actually he stole
my profile, im the real hat man
(Utopia Planitia, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:25, archived)
# okay then...
what did you bake for me and madrabbi as way of an apology ?

edit/ it's taking you a very long time to spazz isn't it ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
get him rabbitz!

EDIT Y'see, he knew nothing of the vegetarian 'fish' cake. Hahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:26, archived)
# No, you're not
you couldn't even answer Vultan's basic banjo questions!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!one!!!
*resumes stalking*
(Utopia Planitia, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:27, archived)
# mind
piss
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:18, archived)
# DON'T DO IT!
do it
YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
you smell and nobody likes you
YOU'RE IN A VERY WOO PICTURE
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Can this be a meme please
I can't get enough of this image.
(Dr GUID, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:14, archived)
# OMG
That is one depressed looking penguin... wait... is it covered in chocolate
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:21, archived)
# nooo
you're too cute to jump

'Ning all

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:22, archived)
# Ning all

I'm so hungry....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:08, archived)
# eat all the anti-cats
Yay!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Dogmeat
That is one interested dog!
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:28, archived)
# apparantly in china
instead of cababs on a friday night they have griled rats on skewers
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:29, archived)
# many people and i have made a fishtank :)










why not make a 280x100 gif and i will add it to the tank
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# OK.

It's a whelk.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# oh
now i remember what i was gonna do last night!
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:08, archived)
# make a text-only challenge entry?

edit: ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:10, archived)
# oops
i dunno hwhy that happened!
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:10, archived)
# I've done that before
do you have a wheel mouse?
or an imaginary one
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:11, archived)
# arf
yes but its from the days when wheels were square
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:15, archived)
# here!


Edit: yay!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Awww
that's not nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:11, archived)
# looks
dead
are you sure you have been feeding it ?

;) - i added it anyways
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:12, archived)
# wahey
sorry about the non-animation, but i'm in software dev. so have no access to fireworks or anything capable of anim. so paint will have to do. :)
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:14, archived)
# A diver


he's on a transparent background so if you browser's default page colour is white he's still there.

\edit with a black background
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Yay!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Yay
I will take the opportunity to warn the world that "Open Water" is a really, really, *really* shit film. I can't believe (i) they're showing it, and (ii) nobody warned me first!
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:46, archived)
# Is it ok without the white outline style?
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:39, archived)
# That's superb
Wheeeeeeee! haha

Are they going to update the tank? I wanna see all the new bits added.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:41, archived)
# have a
tiny blunkett, for the bottom of your fishank

(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:18, archived)
# NING!
Messing with javascript, don't know if the board will cope, worth a try though.

Edit: nope doesn't like it at all, have a joke:

What's white and can't climb trees?




A Fridge!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)
# nnrrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:00, archived)
# belllmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# i'm pretty sure
it'll strip out any javascript gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# correctamundo
it appears so.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Mm, gubbins.
Sounds nutritious.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:02, archived)
# It appears you were not succesful.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Abort
retry
fail
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Javascript not allowed.
Only the html needed to poast links and images, and a few formatting tags allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:20, archived)
# ARF!
Pray for me, for I am in college.



And should be doing work.
Instead of pissing around on B3TA..

Woo!

/edit: 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:58, archived)
# hehe
(and pissing around on b3ta IS work, right?)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)
# *Stares*
*Pauses for a while*

SURE!

Our teacher is wheelchair bound, so it's hard to hear him come up behind you.. I've already had a few close shaves :\ Erk.

Stealthy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# put those things that used to keep bread bags closed on his spokes
/old
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Rofl!
That made me titter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:03, archived)
# pffft.
"titter"
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Spokey Dokies!
free with shreddies in the days when they just got some old greaser who never washed his hands to lob some toxic plastic lumps directly into the cereal and didn't mess around with 'food-safe' packaging which is impossible to open . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:14, archived)
# me too
shhhh. keep the noise down or i'll be found out.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahaaaa

Hooray for spangy pictures!
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:20, archived)
# ha great
youve been watching too much bottom
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Morning all
Have some cats, in a religious fervour.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:56, archived)
# they're always at it
the buggers. so much wailing and gnashing of fangs.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Reminds me of that bit
in the blues brothers.

Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:57, archived)
# do you see the light?
i said...DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT!!!!
(Phil Febuggure, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Fantabulous!
Made me smile.
GNVQ ICT is fucking boring
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Yes..
I know =(
What unit are you doing?

Wait till you get to double AVCE :p
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:00, archived)
# 2
I've just about finished, or at least don't know what I'm supposed to be doing other than b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Now that made me laugh!
Thankyou. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Hallelujah Brother !
Praise be for this is mighty woo !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# All I can hear is...
Y

M

C

A


Wooooo!
(Scribble, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:10, archived)
# that must be inconvenient when
someone'strying to talk to you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:19, archived)
# To much sects on the board . . .
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:15, archived)
# HALLELUJAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:26, archived)
# morning all!
if you guys wanna see some awsome photoshopping, check out my bands website.

for our flyers, we do film posters and graft our faces on them.

check it out!
www.mumcuss.com/

edit: Go to "gigs" then go to "flyer archive"
(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:55, archived)
# That means that:
a) You are friends/band mates with ush (or Ush with a new username)
and b) you live in North London?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:56, archived)
# er...
yeah. i'm the guitarist/bassist of mumcuss.

and you are?
(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Just plain old Stickman_ben.
I spoke to Ush once or twice on here is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh
cool, you been to our site? or even to any of our gigs?
(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Yes and No.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# you should
we're really good! even if i do say so myself!

our last ever gig is on october 17th at the borderline in london.

check out the new flyer too. its shaun of the dead.
(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:03, archived)
# I will check it
out, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:06, archived)
# *sniff*
Anybody else smell spam?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:57, archived)
# what you talking bout foo'!
(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Well
I am no expert in 'internet speak' but to me, that says...

"Hey everybody, come and look at my band's website under the tenuous reason that there are some photoshopped flyers on there..."

Don't worry... we love spammers on here. You can be the New Hedz Hudson.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedcoooooorrrrrrre!
Where is the Hetz, anyway? He must be working on a new album, surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Domothy -
he am de king of teh spam...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:00, archived)
# i'm touched
i think
(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Modest?
Toi?
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:57, archived)
# it's been a while. Go on then...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)
# ha ha.
It's been a while, but it's worth the re-post.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)
# actually.... I never got to use that one!
(there are still about 5 unused ones... just waiting...)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Hooray and apologies for
my factual inaccuracy. I should be a journalist.

I shall enjoy spotting the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:08, archived)
# awsome photoshopping?
where?

i just saw a shaun of the dead rip-off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Which is better?


or

(LeftRightUpDown, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:50, archived)
# probably the one that loads first
(which turns out to be neither for me)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Better for what?
I need a context!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:52, archived)
# For a banner on a forum
:(
(LeftRightUpDown, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:52, archived)
# If you want
to look pretentious, use the bottom one.
If you don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:53, archived)
# top is top
bottom title is fuzzy/breaks up
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:54, archived)
# I say the top one because I get easily annoyed by people with pompous sounding philosophical bollocks in their sig's.
And the overuse of smileys. AND MOST OF ALL people who put the entire spec of their PC in there. What the fuck is the need? But that's just me I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:57, archived)
# definitely the top one
Imagine the type of posts you'd get with the other...

I AM THE NEW MESSIAH etc
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:57, archived)
# I suppose it depends on the colour scheme of the forums
if it's a dark background perhaps the pretentious pseudo-religious one but if it's light then perhaps the top one - But this isn't a hard and fast rule it's whatever is the more legible.

Generally it's best to make your own mind up about such things. After all you are holier than I.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:00, archived)
# I like the pretentious one best

edit: mind pishhh ^ ^ ^
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Top or bottom.
Edit:he he. I like the way he's taken something about God and applied it to himself. Modest.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:54, archived)
# top AND bottom
Maybe we should praise him?

Oy! Saignas! I want a new bike!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all have Porches I must make amends
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:05, archived)
# hehe I'll be singing that now.
Gawd I hate that advert - my friends drive crappy Rovers or walk.
If your mates are that rich, ask THEM to buy you a Merc you spoilt cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:09, archived)
# It would be better if you spelled it properly
And context would be handy. Having said which, the top one's colour scheme is easier on the eye, but the smaller central logo of the bottom one looks nicer, I'd say.

Ning twunts.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Top it is then :D
now off to college, g'day all
(LeftRightUpDown, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:55, archived)
# christ
the top one is taking ages to load.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:55, archived)
# without knowing what it's for
i like the first one
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:57, archived)
# I prefer the second one.
Less cliché ... clichéish ... clichý? Whatever, me likes more the one seconded.
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:24, archived)
#

Relevant to this news story:
www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/13/lost.bomb/index.html
edit: Um. It's real purlitcal. If you reply, you'll look really interlecshual and be the envy of all b3tans. Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Hehe.
Also: did anyone read in the paper yesterday how a guy found a "UXB" while digging in the garden, pressed a button on it and then had to hold down it to stop it exploding? When the army bomb disposal peeps turned up after more than 4 hours, it turned out to be part of the air suspension system for an old Citroen. What twat finds a suspect looking device, picks it up and presses stuff on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah!
I laughed. At him. Quite hard.

edit: By the way, you're reelly interlecshual.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:49, archived)
# ha
your al interlecshual.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:52, archived)
# No I'm not. I'm just transported by the exuberance of my own verbosity.
I normally shut up and just watch in awe every time a semi-cultered discussion arises. And I'm not particularly political like a lot of people here. But thanks anyhow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:53, archived)
# posh
moron. wish it had been a bomb.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:51, archived)
# yeah..
...erm...sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:51, archived)
# i likes the pritty culors.
theyr as purty as a liddl wagon goin over a hill on a sunset.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Quick. Nasty.


RIP Johnny.
(Nefarious Tim, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:30, archived)
# I didn't realise another Ramone had snuffed it.
Woo pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:32, archived)
# As it happens,
he is being cremated.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
# I read that...
Unfortunately it didn't work so well without a tombstone... :(
(Nefarious Tim, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:34, archived)
# You could have done
a fake will.
And then you could do a silly ramone style signature.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Yup.
That would've worked.
(Nefarious Tim, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:38, archived)
# best reply ever.
maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# If it had been the reply to another post then maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:37, archived)
# It's recursive too!
www.b3ta.com/board/3720493
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:40, archived)
# heh, i made this
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:39, archived)
# that's easy for you to say
Nope, still can't say it fast

Nicely done
(derren, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:41, archived)
# did you hear?
ken dod died, alas
(Cipromil, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Did he?

*waits
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:16, archived)
# yeah,
it's tragic.
(Cipromil, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:17, archived)
# FLY ALFRED! FLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)
# haha!
on Firefox, he's a mere blur.

(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:29, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:32, archived)
# The army of Mystery_bob approaches!
Flying hitchcocks?
*surrenders*
That's pretty darn great.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:30, archived)
# >goes back to the drawing board<
List for World Domination

1. Secret Lair in a Volcano
2. Small moon with planet destroying laser
3. Winged Monkeys.
3. Flying Alfred Hitchcocks.
(Nefarious Tim, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:34, archived)
# To help you on you way
www.villainsupply.com

oh yeah, all I can say about the pic is a swarthy spectacularrr!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# That's a top site!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:42, archived)
# That site is so good
I can't believe I've never seen it before
(aharrrr matey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:45, archived)
# All the crazed super-villains
are using them these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:41, archived)
# woo
that's ace that is
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:31, archived)
# *flap*
*flap*
*flap*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:34, archived)
# splendid
Simply splendid
(derren, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:34, archived)
# looking for a source pic
of one of those long crooks that hook folk off the stage when they're cr*p, any ideas?
(Serendipity Long time, No see., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Bishops have them.
Shepherds have them.
google image search for bishop?
dunno.
Sorry.
Irrelevant Crooks
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:26, archived)
# I think
Garth Crooks should travel the country telling shitty acts to get off the stage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:31, archived)
# Ha ha!
This works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Try
google images.

You can find pictures of almost anything there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)
# or getty images
but of course, we all ask for permission to use them first
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:29, archived)
# Obligatory answer no. 178
www.asourcepicofoneofthoselongcrooksthathookfolkoffthestagewhentheyrecr*p.com
(Clunge_Gunge, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Alpenstocks!
Try alpenstocks!
(FieldingMellish, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:45, archived)
# with lots of help from the bbc news website
slightly late ...



grrr :E
(kriste, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:23, archived)
# hehehehe!
You tell im mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Death to Tories!
Kill them all*

I love the bit of animation where the fox attacks. It's great.

*Don't. And remember kids, foxes are communistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:25, archived)
# communistic. pfffffftt.
Oh, and a woo to the animation

"when foxes attack 3 - real-life made up footage on Bravo, tonight at 10"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:45, archived)
# For the first time ever
I really detest my country and its all that cunt Blairs fault

100% factimus

I mean this is a nice pic and all but its pretty ill-informed as are most of the pics on this topic I've seen

Sorry fopr mini-rant, I'll go back to streching my anus and taking pictures of that...
(Clunge_Gunge, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:29, archived)
# I think this is an appropriate place for a pearoast ...


I love the animation by the way
(derren, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Yes
Yes and Yes!
(maddave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
#
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:39, archived)
# That is superb!
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:58, archived)
# :)
*smirk*
and ta
(kriste, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:18, archived)
# What do you mean
All foxes can talk? Right?
(maddave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
# This is the 21 Century
People said just what you are saying when they abolished slavery.
This is a democracy and when a majority of the elected MPs vote you have to accept it.
The other way is how the Taliban did it.
Use your vote next time you can and in the meantime accept defeat like an Englishman..
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:00, archived)
# BRING BACK
Slavery

thats what I say.
In fact we could hunt slaves instead of foxes.
(Pouched_species, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Dirty old granny....
...she just grabbed his arse and ran....
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)
#
them elderly pickpockets get worse every day
(NotSaying lurking is fun, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:22, archived)
# I did someting similar years ago.


One of my first ever pics!!
(maddave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Hehe...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:55, archived)
# holby shitty
(tinobam, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:19, archived)
# he he he
Red five standing by.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Arf.
tres subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Architect Jenga


My first post - had to do something while the site was down...

Edit: Blummin' 'eck - and my 1st fp!
(I helped save b3ta! growfybruce, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:14, archived)
# A Hummus filled vision, sir,
and no mistake!

Panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:14, archived)
# Bloody good for a first post
woo, sir/madam/other
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:14, archived)
# That's far to
good for a first post.

Stop it once and come back qwhen your crapper.*

*joke
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:15, archived)
# like me
i'm getting progressively worse
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:58, archived)
# thats very nice
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Brilliant
Very good work there
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:17, archived)
# wow! Great 1st post.
Can I adopt you as my own?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Woo!
I'm not buying a flat there though.
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:18, archived)
# fantastic!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)
# 1) The hummus is strong with this one, and flowing well today.
2)That, is an exceedingly good first post.
3)Way to lurk THE THE MAX!
4) ... goto 1)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Great 1st post and some über lurking.
Top job.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:22, archived)
#
that's a smashing first post.

have a gold one of these *
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Best
First
Post
Ever

Superb work that man.

*Applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:26, archived)
# that's
a bit bloody good, welcome
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:31, archived)
# >much clappage<
Oh very very well done.

Woo, yay, and most definately, houpla.
(Nefarious Tim, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:31, archived)
# Done to perfection
Award yourself a nice cup of tea
(derren, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:40, archived)
# that is cracking
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:46, archived)
# top
shoppage


welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:53, archived)
# that am all of teh woo.
lovely perspective!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Go away
you can't do that
but it is woo
(yay for mutants, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:24, archived)
# that
is phenonmenal!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:38, archived)
# fuckin excellent 1st post
very well shopped
(I helped save b3ta! GordonShowers, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:46, archived)
# Great Tattyshoppery...
great 1st post.
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:57, archived)
# some
cheater has taken one off the top! woooooo though:P
(Caligula, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:55, archived)
# That could be ....
two added to the top. Aahaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:04, archived)
# woo! yay! houpla!
welcome aboard.
i want to live in that building.
(yakmonkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# We have one like it in Montreal:
www.vieux.montreal.qc.ca/tour/etape10/eng/10z3a.htm

Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:07, archived)
# WTF
is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:49, archived)
# That is Habitat '67
Built for the world expo in , umm, '67
It's now a rather sought after block of condos
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# That's really nicely realised
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
# neat
Reminds me of my friends and I planning to play double silver tower jenga for Sept. 11th.

We never followed through though. Noone wanted to buy two games of jenga.
(TSGarp, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:07, archived)
# wow
that is gorgeous.

wooo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:12, archived)
# that is incredible
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:20, archived)
# wow
and top lerkege
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 6:00, archived)
# Most woosome
That's the bestest thing I've seen since I went blind from the fidgeting
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 10:38, archived)
# fantastic!
woo! yay! houpla!

PANOWIE!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Megalurk!
Great picture too.

Hoo! Way! Youpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 13:43, archived)
# brilliantly
done
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 16:48, archived)

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