
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
that am funny
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:22,
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that am funny

(although the bad part of me wants to see the bungee as a long floppy penis)
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![Challenge Entry: Meanwhile, in a parallel universe... [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

Looking like another fine crop this year.

mong version of Mark Lamarr!
What a lovely universe.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:21,
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What a lovely universe.

Woo to the pic.
I think there's something written on the wall about Kelly in the toilet down the corridor...
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:16,
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I think there's something written on the wall about Kelly in the toilet down the corridor...

subtle difference. What's going on there then ? An impostor ?
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however, I'm the real one as I know teh uplaod codez!!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:22,
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? You messin with ma head bro ?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:23,
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what did you bake for me and madrabbi as way of an apology ?
edit/ it's taking you a very long time to spazz isn't it ?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:26,
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edit/ it's taking you a very long time to spazz isn't it ?

get him rabbitz!
EDIT Y'see, he knew nothing of the vegetarian 'fish' cake. Hahahahaha.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:26,
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EDIT Y'see, he knew nothing of the vegetarian 'fish' cake. Hahahahaha.

you couldn't even answer Vultan's basic banjo questions!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:26,
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do it
YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
you smell and nobody likes you
YOU'RE IN A VERY WOO PICTURE
...
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:14,
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YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
you smell and nobody likes you
YOU'RE IN A VERY WOO PICTURE
...

That is one depressed looking penguin... wait... is it covered in chocolate
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:21,
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instead of cababs on a friday night they have griled rats on skewers
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why not make a 280x100 gif and i will add it to the tank

do you have a wheel mouse?
or an imaginary one
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:11,
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or an imaginary one

dead
are you sure you have been feeding it ?
;) - i added it anyways
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:12,
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are you sure you have been feeding it ?
;) - i added it anyways

sorry about the non-animation, but i'm in software dev. so have no access to fireworks or anything capable of anim. so paint will have to do. :)
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he's on a transparent background so if you browser's default page colour is white he's still there.
\edit with a black background


I will take the opportunity to warn the world that "Open Water" is a really, really, *really* shit film. I can't believe (i) they're showing it, and (ii) nobody warned me first!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:46,
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Wheeeeeeee! haha
Are they going to update the tank? I wanna see all the new bits added.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:41,
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Are they going to update the tank? I wanna see all the new bits added.

Messing with javascript, don't know if the board will cope, worth a try though.
Edit: nope doesn't like it at all, have a joke:
What's white and can't climb trees?
A Fridge!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:59,
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Edit: nope doesn't like it at all, have a joke:
What's white and can't climb trees?
A Fridge!

Only the html needed to poast links and images, and a few formatting tags allowed.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:20,
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Pray for me, for I am in college.

And should be doing work.
Instead of pissing around on B3TA..
Woo!
/edit: 'ning!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:58,
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And should be doing work.
Instead of pissing around on B3TA..
Woo!
/edit: 'ning!

*Pauses for a while*
SURE!
Our teacher is wheelchair bound, so it's hard to hear him come up behind you.. I've already had a few close shaves :\ Erk.
Stealthy bastard.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:01,
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SURE!
Our teacher is wheelchair bound, so it's hard to hear him come up behind you.. I've already had a few close shaves :\ Erk.
Stealthy bastard.

/old
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:02,
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free with shreddies in the days when they just got some old greaser who never washed his hands to lob some toxic plastic lumps directly into the cereal and didn't mess around with 'food-safe' packaging which is impossible to open . . .
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the buggers. so much wailing and gnashing of fangs.
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I know =(
What unit are you doing?
Wait till you get to double AVCE :p
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:00,
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What unit are you doing?
Wait till you get to double AVCE :p

I've just about finished, or at least don't know what I'm supposed to be doing other than b3ta.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:04,
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if you guys wanna see some awsome photoshopping, check out my bands website.
for our flyers, we do film posters and graft our faces on them.
check it out!
www.mumcuss.com/
edit: Go to "gigs" then go to "flyer archive"
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:55,
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for our flyers, we do film posters and graft our faces on them.
check it out!
www.mumcuss.com/
edit: Go to "gigs" then go to "flyer archive"

a) You are friends/band mates with ush (or Ush with a new username)
and b) you live in North London?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:56,
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and b) you live in North London?

I spoke to Ush once or twice on here is all.
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cool, you been to our site? or even to any of our gigs?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:59,
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we're really good! even if i do say so myself!
our last ever gig is on october 17th at the borderline in london.
check out the new flyer too. its shaun of the dead.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:03,
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our last ever gig is on october 17th at the borderline in london.
check out the new flyer too. its shaun of the dead.

I am no expert in 'internet speak' but to me, that says...
"Hey everybody, come and look at my band's website under the tenuous reason that there are some photoshopped flyers on there..."
Don't worry... we love spammers on here. You can be the New Hedz Hudson.
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"Hey everybody, come and look at my band's website under the tenuous reason that there are some photoshopped flyers on there..."
Don't worry... we love spammers on here. You can be the New Hedz Hudson.

Where is the Hetz, anyway? He must be working on a new album, surely!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:07,
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(there are still about 5 unused ones... just waiting...)
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my factual inaccuracy. I should be a journalist.
I shall enjoy spotting the rest.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:08,
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I shall enjoy spotting the rest.

where?
i just saw a shaun of the dead rip-off.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:03,
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i just saw a shaun of the dead rip-off.

(which turns out to be neither for me)
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:51,
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to look pretentious, use the bottom one.
If you don't...
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:53,
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If you don't...

And the overuse of smileys. AND MOST OF ALL people who put the entire spec of their PC in there. What the fuck is the need? But that's just me I guess.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:57,
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Imagine the type of posts you'd get with the other...
I AM THE NEW MESSIAH etc
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:57,
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I AM THE NEW MESSIAH etc

if it's a dark background perhaps the pretentious pseudo-religious one but if it's light then perhaps the top one - But this isn't a hard and fast rule it's whatever is the more legible.
Generally it's best to make your own mind up about such things. After all you are holier than I.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:00,
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Generally it's best to make your own mind up about such things. After all you are holier than I.

Edit:he he. I like the way he's taken something about God and applied it to himself. Modest.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:54,
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Maybe we should praise him?
Oy! Saignas! I want a new bike!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:55,
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Oy! Saignas! I want a new bike!

My friends all have Porches I must make amends
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:05,
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Gawd I hate that advert - my friends drive crappy Rovers or walk.
If your mates are that rich, ask THEM to buy you a Merc you spoilt cow!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:09,
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If your mates are that rich, ask THEM to buy you a Merc you spoilt cow!

And context would be handy. Having said which, the top one's colour scheme is easier on the eye, but the smaller central logo of the bottom one looks nicer, I'd say.
Ning twunts.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:55,
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Ning twunts.

Less cliché ... clichéish ... clichý? Whatever, me likes more the one seconded.
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Relevant to this news story:
www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/13/lost.bomb/index.html
edit: Um. It's real purlitcal. If you reply, you'll look really interlecshual and be the envy of all b3tans. Possibly.

Also: did anyone read in the paper yesterday how a guy found a "UXB" while digging in the garden, pressed a button on it and then had to hold down it to stop it exploding? When the army bomb disposal peeps turned up after more than 4 hours, it turned out to be part of the air suspension system for an old Citroen. What twat finds a suspect looking device, picks it up and presses stuff on it?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:48,
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I laughed. At him. Quite hard.
edit: By the way, you're reelly interlecshual.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:49,
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edit: By the way, you're reelly interlecshual.

I normally shut up and just watch in awe every time a semi-cultered discussion arises. And I'm not particularly political like a lot of people here. But thanks anyhow :)
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:53,
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theyr as purty as a liddl wagon goin over a hill on a sunset.
woo
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:57,
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woo

Unfortunately it didn't work so well without a tombstone... :(
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:34,
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a fake will.
And then you could do a silly ramone style signature.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:36,
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And then you could do a silly ramone style signature.

Nope, still can't say it fast
Nicely done
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:41,
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Nicely done

Flying hitchcocks?
*surrenders*
That's pretty darn great.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:30,
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*surrenders*
That's pretty darn great.

List for World Domination
1. Secret Lair in a Volcano
2. Small moon with planet destroying laser
3. Winged Monkeys.
3. Flying Alfred Hitchcocks.
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1. Secret Lair in a Volcano
2. Small moon with planet destroying laser
3. Flying Alfred Hitchcocks.

www.villainsupply.com
oh yeah, all I can say about the pic is a swarthy spectacularrr!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:35,
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oh yeah, all I can say about the pic is a swarthy spectacularrr!

I can't believe I've never seen it before
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:45,
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of one of those long crooks that hook folk off the stage when they're cr*p, any ideas?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:23,
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Shepherds have them.
google image search for bishop?
dunno.
Sorry.
Irrelevant Crooks
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:26,
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google image search for bishop?
dunno.
Sorry.
Irrelevant Crooks

Garth Crooks should travel the country telling shitty acts to get off the stage.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:31,
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google images.
You can find pictures of almost anything there.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:28,
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You can find pictures of almost anything there.

but of course, we all ask for permission to use them first
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:29,
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slightly late ...

grrr :E
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:23,
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grrr :E

Kill them all*
I love the bit of animation where the fox attacks. It's great.
*Don't. And remember kids, foxes are communistic.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:25,
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I love the bit of animation where the fox attacks. It's great.
*Don't. And remember kids, foxes are communistic.

Oh, and a woo to the animation
"when foxes attack 3 - real-life made up footage on Bravo, tonight at 10"
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:45,
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"when foxes attack 3 - real-life made up footage on Bravo, tonight at 10"

I really detest my country and its all that cunt Blairs fault
100% factimus
I mean this is a nice pic and all but its pretty ill-informed as are most of the pics on this topic I've seen
Sorry fopr mini-rant, I'll go back to streching my anus and taking pictures of that...
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:29,
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100% factimus
I mean this is a nice pic and all but its pretty ill-informed as are most of the pics on this topic I've seen
Sorry fopr mini-rant, I'll go back to streching my anus and taking pictures of that...


I love the animation by the way

People said just what you are saying when they abolished slavery.
This is a democracy and when a majority of the elected MPs vote you have to accept it.
The other way is how the Taliban did it.
Use your vote next time you can and in the meantime accept defeat like an Englishman..
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:00,
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This is a democracy and when a majority of the elected MPs vote you have to accept it.
The other way is how the Taliban did it.
Use your vote next time you can and in the meantime accept defeat like an Englishman..

Slavery
thats what I say.
In fact we could hunt slaves instead of foxes.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:17,
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thats what I say.
In fact we could hunt slaves instead of foxes.


My first post - had to do something while the site was down...
Edit: Blummin' 'eck - and my 1st fp!

good for a first post.
Stop it once and come back qwhen your crapper.*
*joke
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:15,
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Stop it once and come back qwhen your crapper.*
*joke

2)That, is an exceedingly good first post.
3)Way to lurk THE THE MAX!
4) ... goto 1)
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:22,
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3)Way to lurk THE THE MAX!
4) ... goto 1)

Oh very very well done.
Woo, yay, and most definately, houpla.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:31,
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Woo, yay, and most definately, houpla.

welcome aboard.
i want to live in that building.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:42,
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i want to live in that building.

www.vieux.montreal.qc.ca/tour/etape10/eng/10z3a.htm
Woo to the pic!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:07,
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Woo to the pic!

Built for the world expo in , umm, '67
It's now a rather sought after block of condos
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:12,
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It's now a rather sought after block of condos

Reminds me of my friends and I planning to play double silver tower jenga for Sept. 11th.
We never followed through though. Noone wanted to buy two games of jenga.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:07,
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We never followed through though. Noone wanted to buy two games of jenga.

That's the bestest thing I've seen since I went blind from the fidgeting
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