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(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:45, archived)

ڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګ
ڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګ
ڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګ
ڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګ
ڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګ

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:46, archived)

hmm

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:49, archived)

I thought we were fighting in Iraq

to get rid of squiggly writing

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Bling Blong Bling Blong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:55, archived)

No.

We were fighting to lib-er-ayt the Iraqi people from their toe-tal-it-air-ee-an ray-jeem.

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:56, archived)

The entire camapign is centred around

the eradication of squiggly writing

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Bling Blong Bling Blong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:57, archived)

It's easy to read

In fact, so easy, I could do backwards.

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:59, archived)

٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵ

ڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګ
ڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګ

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:49, archived)

is teh interweb

borked?

or have i missed something

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kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:49, archived)

٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵ

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:52, archived)

squiggles

ڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢!!!!
قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګ???

(TheBigOne, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:53, archived)

وڦڎڎڋكږڥۅمإآ؟عشفى΅يغط

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:52, archived)

.skcoc gnieb tsuj er'yeht kniht I

.ti hsiflebaB

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newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:53, archived)

Well

ڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګisnt just my leg
ڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګ

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:53, archived)

Don't be silly.

That'd never work.

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:49, archived)

And,

ئضضطظٷڇٶڤڴڥڕژ٨ٹٹښکڙڪڻ ګڜڬحخغىعةغتخڟڞڮ ڮڜڛٺٹڳۓۣ۴ڤڤڒڢ ଥଦଖଖଗଗଧଘନ ଙଙଚପଚଚଚ

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Not Called Dave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:52, archived)

kill him!

Reminds me of Viz..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:47, archived)

hahaha

lavly

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Spunkmeyer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:48, archived)

Yay for zombies

Reminds me of what I was pissing around with last night when I should have been in bed: Zombie Simulator

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Deebster, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:49, archived)

Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiins

I want a downloadable version of that.
Maybe even a gigantic screensaver version.
And the moon, stick please, hold the salad.

(ex-rat, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:08, archived)

These

are splendid.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:54, archived)

I don't know why

but that is the funniest thing i have seen today.

Even though an old lady fell down outside our office today and broke her hip.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:54, archived)

Arf!

did she do the whole 'running on the spot' thing.

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newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:55, archived)

Sadly

i don't know.
All i saw was the old dear lying on the ground while a couple of good samaritans helped.

Oh alright i made it all up.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:57, archived)

i'm bored. so i drew a powerpoint slide of me

cfb

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new_matt, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:44, archived)

boss

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:45, archived)

ڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګ

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:45, archived)

False

(Mori, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:46, archived)

I'm sorry.

It must be hard being so ugly.

Great pic though.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:55, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:41, archived)

Hahahaha

Luvvy!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:42, archived)

woo

and yay that is ace

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:42, archived)

arf!

made me chuckle

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:43, archived)

ګڣګڣ ۀڽڻڵڱګڣ٣٢قلڵڱګڣ٣٢قلרڻڵרڻڵڱګڣ٣٢

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:44, archived)

you're breaking up . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:44, archived)

you're breaking up . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:44, archived)

Using the old 'Capital I' instead of

'lowercase l' eh?

I'm still bestest!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:45, archived)

TWEREN'T ME

SO THERE

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:51, archived)

I know

it was me and my Doppelganger

You just gave him the idea

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:53, archived)

you boy

tell me about the advantages of using dropped irish tuneing on your banjo, with particular reference to fast chord changes
edit: quater of an hour an no answer Dave would have insulted my tuning by now and called me bumgay for not using jazz tunings

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:48, archived)

eh?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:54, archived)

eh?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:54, archived)

You bastard!

I was going to say that!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:44, archived)

hohoho

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new_matt, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:44, archived)

i say, mr. schnurr.

what are you up to this fine day

(yes, a pearoast)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:38, archived)

sitting around.

why do you ask?

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:40, archived)

no reason.

i'm in the middle of science and ethics.
"oh look, there's someone i know"

cos earlier i posted a scan of time magazine's goatse cover and got yelled at by the day-shift UKers, i swear i got the issue just yesterday

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:42, archived)

oh well

i don't have school today. jewish holiday.

(not jewish)

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:43, archived)

I dont have school either

(old bastard)

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:44, archived)

i guess you win.

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:45, archived)

yes what do I get

an earlier death?

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:49, archived)

meh

one more year...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:51, archived)

jewish holiday mmmm

i have a couple of queries about orthodox jews, do you think you would be able to answer them?

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:46, archived)

are you mocking me?

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:56, archived)

of course not

i have a couple of genuine queries but wanted to make sure you where happy for me to ask you before i did so

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:58, archived)

go ahead, but i doubt i'll be able to.

but i'm pretty sure you're mocking me.

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:01, archived)

im not i swear but unless you are an orthodox jew you may not know the answer

i was talking to someone here about this yesterday.
is it true they use a sheet between them during sex with a hole in it?

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:06, archived)

pffft

i doubt it.

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:08, archived)

what about all

women being balled and wearing wigs ?

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:10, archived)

heh, i remember that

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:09, archived)

Nope.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:12, archived)

the Jones's were starting to run out of ideas of where to do the family picnic

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:38, archived)

ګڣګڣ ۀڽڻڵڱګڣ٣٢قلר
ګڣ ۀڽڻڵڱګڣ٣٢قلר

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:42, archived)

Not

funny.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:47, archived)

yeah thats a bit much

even for this place

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:50, archived)

never!

tis our mission to push the taste envelope! Hurrah!

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:52, archived)

it would appear your mission has been unsuccessfull

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:00, archived)

au contraire....

you are merely on the other side of the envelope my little friend

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:07, archived)

ok we'll agree to differ

i'll let you have the last word

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)

relax dude

get the broom handle out your ass ;)

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:51, archived)

Fuck off. You can post whatever you want, but

don't post a mound of holocaust victims and then tell people to chill out if they don't think it's funny.

Once again: fuck off. You wanker.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:06, archived)

uncanny!

that's exactly what I told your mother after I fucked her!!

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:09, archived)

Ha de ha. You do seem like a cunt.

I don't care what people post on B3ta. If you want to post a mound of holocaust victims, feel free. But don't act all "hey, dude, chill out man! It's kerrazy mad fun. We're the yoof and your rules are old man," if people take offence.

You cunt.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:12, archived)

ok, check got that ..so you want more

holocaust victims pics..

did I hear right!?

ok if you insist....

your mums a great fuck by the way

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)

It seems someone is a bit desperate for attention.

Oh yes, it's you. You think you're Chris Morris, don't you? You're not. You're Chris Tarrant. You cunt.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)

you old flatterer!

how's your mum btw? still got the limp?

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:24, archived)

You really don't like jews, do you?

Amazing that people like you are still around. My mum says hello. She also thinks you're a cunt.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:26, archived)

you sound a little upset , maybe you need a lie down..

....but on not your mum's bed..there's a wet patch

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)

Brilliant. You're getting a lot of mileage out of

an old, poor joke. I am not bothered by you in the least. I could stay here all day and watch you wheel out the same old one-liners and shit pictures. And I'm sure you'll be happy to stay here too as you don't seem to have anywhere else to go.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:32, archived)

Nah

that's just tasteless though.

(likesteviej, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:56, archived)

It's my birthday all day today!

So I've paintmashed a cake for everyone. Help yourselves.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

ﻁﻍﻍ

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:36, archived)

that's

what i thought.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:38, archived)

thats lovely

cheers mate, oh it seems to have given me a little wind though

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:36, archived)

Thats no candle!

Happy birthday

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:36, archived)

I hope your party goes with a bang!

oh dear.
coat.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:36, archived)

*takes cake

*Kkuurrsskkk!

*Kkooorrr!!

*Kkabblooooieeeee!!!!

Mmm. Nice.

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:37, archived)

is that a bitmap?

(happy birthday)

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:38, archived)

yeees. sorry

i'm at work, stuck with mspaint incapable of producing jpgs

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:42, archived)

oh well

it's your birthday, you can do what you want

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:42, archived)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:38, archived)

hippo birdy two ewe

brilliant!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:40, archived)

yay!

that's really nice
thanks!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:46, archived)

'salright...

It's my wedding anniversary this weekend - I'm in a good mood! Going away with the missus for the weekend without the four small sons in tow (first time in 4 years!)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:51, archived)

well woo for you too

don't do anything i wouldn't do.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)

it's a bmp, which makes me think

that you're drunk, and if you are GOOD ON YOU!

have a great day

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:39, archived)

considering

it was done in paint i say its very well done, woo.

(theunluckydip, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:39, archived)

hehe

that's very kind.

apologies to all for it being a .bmp!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:49, archived)

Giant Floating Baby Head...

wishes you a Happy Birthday.

(yakmonkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:49, archived)

That's a bit scary...

but i take it in the spirit in which it was intended.

*backs away*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:53, archived)

GFBH FOR PM!!

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slight yoinks!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:10, archived)

Purrrrrr!

(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:52, archived)

Mmmm dogmeat!

Little worried about the strange spark from the candle! Carefull it might be a trick one!

(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:57, archived)

I had a dream last night.

This is what happened:

I assume it was a dream anyway...

(McChaff, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:30, archived)

ﺒﺫﻄﺾﻈﺸﻁﻍﺬﺛ ﺒﺫﻄﺾﻈﺸﻁ ﻍﺬﺛ ﻈﺸﻁ ﻈﺸﻁ ﺬﺛ ﺾﻈﺸ ﻁﻍﻍﺬﺛ ﻈﺸﻁ ﻈﺸﻁ ﺬﺛ ﺾﻈﺸ ﻁﻍ
ﻈﺸﻁ ﺬﺛ ﺾﻈﺸ ﻁﻍﻍﺬﺛ ﻈﺸﻁ ﻈﺸﻁ ﺬﺛ ﺾﻈﺸ ﻁﻍﻍﺬﺛ ﻈﺸﻁ

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:31, archived)

easy

for you to say..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)

ﻍﺬﺛ ﻈﺸﻁ ﻈﺸﻁ ﺬﺛ ﺾﻈﺸ ﻁﻍﻍﺬﺛ ﻈﺸﻁ ﻈﺸﻁ ﺬﺛ ﺾﻈﺸ ﻁﻍ ﻈﺸﻁ ﻈﺸﻁ ﺬﺛ ﺾﻈﺸ ﻁﻍ
ﺾﻈﺸ ﻁﻍ ﻈﺸﻁ ﺬﺛ ﺾﻈﺸ

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

Argh! Spontanous dyslexia!

(McChaff, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:37, archived)

hahahahaha

yeah

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legohead, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)

w00t!

roxxor

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)

Hey Duke I was wrong

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

ﻈﺸﻁ ﻈﺸﻁ
translation: 'No more disappointment! hurrah! Cromulents can drive after all!

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:35, archived)

He's having difficulty with

the pedals though . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:38, archived)

The lil fella'll soon learn,

those Cromulents are natural drivers.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:40, archived)

arf - that is truly woo.

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:31, archived)

fly

free as free as the wind blows. woo yay

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

Fling him!

Fling him hard!!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:35, archived)

Schnibber

Here's a short film what I helped make, now online, fanks to da BBC.

Watch Schnibber online!

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:30, archived)

Damn you for making me think of

Daniel Bedingfield!

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)

What the fuck..

I clicked on the link and it made my browser go weird. I had to close loads of windows.

Edit: Clicked on it to open in a new window. Opened fine. No way in hell am I redownloading real player.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:33, archived)

come on, tell me

what's so fucking funny?

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shin0r, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:28, archived)

'I still have no neck . . .'

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:29, archived)

Haha !

He's trying to "cop off" with WPC Minger !

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rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:30, archived)

Yeah, but she feels hot . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:35, archived)

for when

blunket feels hot but Lucy says not?

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:37, archived)

Arf!

I put my cat in a harness once - it went absolutely fucking mental

Don't do it - ever

(derren, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:31, archived)

cats are mental

my old cat once jumped into a pile of steaming compost and straight back out again.

Onto my face.

Like it was my fault....

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rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)

Aw!

gotta love them.

I'm still chuckling about the sellotape cat from earlier.

hehehe

(See)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:36, archived)

She wasn't so smug when we gave her a bath

Yeah! You're not so tough now, fur ball

love her really - bitch

(derren, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:38, archived)

hamsters aren't keen either...

repost

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:36, archived)

Who's going to read that?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:39, archived)

good point sir.

damn pedants! :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:40, archived)

dont look directly at her

(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:25, archived)

I need to get out and meet more girls

as he looks very like a she to me...

[edit sorry, how rude, woo pic!!!]

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:26, archived)

Seconded.

I would

/relurks

(r3load, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:26, archived)

same here`

he looks like a chick i went to school with

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:26, archived)

I thought

it was just me

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:27, archived)

its a man...man

looks more mannish in colour, but i spose these continental women wear a 5 o'clock shadow as much as the men.

(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:27, archived)

it's a girl

with green eyes, who's been on the cover of National Geographic, she's afghani I believe

(NoToRiouS, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:29, archived)

yip

you saved me some typing, thanks.

I watched a follow-up where the photographer tried to track her down to see what happened to her.
She was a bit of a moose, but still had those amazing green eyes.
In a jar.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:30, archived)

ok kids

calm down, once I edit it its my puppy really and I can sex the varmint any way I choose, but I have edited it in an attempt to lower the tension.

(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:33, archived)

It's quite a famous cover

To do with the Afghan/Soviet conflict.

Just so y'know..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:31, archived)

i wonder if nathan57 has ever had one of those

get into bed with your bird to find shes got a dick type senarios

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:33, archived)

yes

but i use other forums to get over those wasp factory hiccups in my life so let it lie.

(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:35, archived)

oops too late

I.....will........obey

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:27, archived)

That's a she

She was that Afhgani girl that some photographer won loads of prizes for snapping.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:27, archived)

hehe

isn't that a well-known pic from national geographic?

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tweaknik, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:28, archived)

Yes

....she is. They tracked her down again, just after the 'liberation'.

(Benz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:33, archived)

oooooohhh scary

but most woosome as I've just spent the last 2 hours in a mind numbingly boring meeting staring at flowcharts and my eyes feel just like that !!

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rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:28, archived)

we have a picture

of her on our living room wall as my wifes a right on feminist type, it scares the fuck out of me. As soon as my wife leaves me for a bbig bull dyke I'm getting rid of it.

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:33, archived)

is that likely to happen

any time soon?

(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:37, archived)

why do you want

the photo of the girl, or a photo of my wife with a bull dyke?

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:38, archived)

final fishtank - thanks everyone :)

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connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)

that's boss

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)

bats toss

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)

no way!

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:22, archived)

way

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:27, archived)

guano

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Kolonel, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:25, archived)

ooh, that's rather cool

woo!

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)

woo yay!

that is soup-herb!

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)

Haha excellent

the fishtank explodes with a myriad of creatures.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)

Blimey.

Woo to concrete boots.

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Kolonel, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)

best of all

it's a Blunkett with concrete boots! :-)

Edit: and that octopus is pretty damn nice.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:26, archived)

yay for me being the only static one!

and dead.

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newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)

Just

beautiful.

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rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

top stuff.

who made which bits?

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mrRush, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:35, archived)

erm

erm - cant recall all of em

amaryllis, me, dr frank, newg, maiden, doncaddah ..and several others :)

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connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:44, archived)

a: terrible

(yakmonkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)

brilliant!

but how does he smell?

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)

Horrible...

/coat

(Sverre my password is "password", Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)

the back of a seat leon

reminds me of a panda for some reason
- not a fiat panda a real eats shoots and leaves one

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:23, archived)

what's a seat leon?

can you buy them at IKEA?

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shin0r, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:37, archived)

yeah next to the torque wrenches

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:41, archived)

i already answered that question in the subject line.

(yakmonkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:22, archived)

well anticipated that man

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ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)

ahh yes

so you did... you'll have to excuse me, i just woke up

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)

Hahahaha

love it

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valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)

hanging was too good for him.... he should have gone the open vein route..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeevvvviiiiiiiiillllllllll!!!!!!

I like it!

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)

08457 909090

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)

leather jockstrap chatline?

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newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:22, archived)

Arrgghhhh

you have sussed me!

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)

Yohohohohohoho

Grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)

Hmm...

Wery vell gud sør.

(Sverre my password is "password", Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)

it figures the site was down yesterday...

well, have this now then... i got something yesterday, can you guess what it is?

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:04, archived)

MS PAINT!

edit: what type of tab is it?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)

wacom graphire3 4x5

thus far i love it. now to get some ideas and use it for more than a CDC...

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)

i have the A5 version of that, they're fun

look fun!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)

nifty!

woo!

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)

Woo!

Is that me?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)

nah, it's me in my cowboy hat that makes me look camp

YES!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)

Of course it's you

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)

Cor!

Grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)

take on meeeee

take ooooonnnn meeeee

take on me

Iiii'llll beeeeeee theerrreeeeeee

OOOOooooooooOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

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theWooinator, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)

i'm going to remake that video now,

make it my first flash project

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:22, archived)

That's the limit of it I'm afraid

anything else is just showing off (See GMoS for example of showing off ^) ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)

well

i almost got an intuos 9x12 but the one i almost bought was for an ADB mac... and i use a PC... upon further research it would not work, even with a USB adapter.

i figure i will get used to this first and then upgrade further down the road

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)

Mines a mucho cheapo version

I can't even remember it's name now apart that it's a A5 Wacom.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)

probably the UK equivalent to the graphire

i forget the name too, but i have seen it on ebay

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:13, archived)

Graphire3...

the one below that is urm.... i forget

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:15, archived)

showing off you say?

image involves purple bumcheeks
yes i'm proud

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)

Now stop that immediately

we'll have no spectacular GT image nonsense here.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:13, archived)

*stops*

GT?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:14, archived)

Graphic Tablet

or Grandma Tomfoolery

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:15, archived)

i like the latter

*puts handbag on head and scuttles around*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:17, archived)

ah, the things he gets up to.

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)

i dance perfectly to Golden Brown

by The Stranglers

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)

and

Marilyn Manson

Reach out and touch faith...

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)

Hahahaha

wonderous

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)

in all honesty

masterconnor made the template. i just smacked the head on there.

so way to go masterconnor!

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)

yeah

look at him showing off his car.

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)

Pffft hahaha.

Parents. You have been warned.

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Kolonel, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)

What is the mouse like

that comes with it?

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)

crap.

i find it hard to beat my Logitech Cordless MX700 though...

i will only ever use the wacom mouse while the logitech is charging

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)

So you rate the logitech

I was sussing out which cordless to go for...

BTW I suspect you have way too much money...

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:14, archived)

no, i don't have any money really...

it just looks like it with all the stuff i have here... hehehe

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:16, archived)

it's ok for general stuff, but i was dissapointed when i tried using it for detailed pc stuff

but i think that, the stylus is basically all it's designed for, bloody ace though

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:13, archived)

isketch

they're wonderful for isketch.

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djdirect, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:14, archived)

one time

the neville drew this in isketch

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:15, archived)

what was it?

(something to do with Jack?)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:17, archived)

straight

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)

msn groups?

i can't see anything on msn - bah. bloody work has blocked it.

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djdirect, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)

i am extremely sorry.

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)

A raging boner?

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)

VD?

(Distomak Dolly Parton was a big country member? We do., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)

The operation?

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Kolonel, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)

newest issue of Razzle

(lib319, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)

mirror?

EDIT: hahahaha. I love they way you made that 280 pixels wide. hehe

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)

best answer!

he owes you a £1

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)

it's become a habit

making images 280 wide for b3ta... besides i don't think there has been a CDC on the front page yet by itself...

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:14, archived)

If I were a mod....

I'd have lots of mirrors on my scooter

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:15, archived)

hahahah

that would be fab!

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:17, archived)

and

_{and a target on your back...}

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:17, archived)

nah that wouldn't work

the mirrors would throw off the laser targeting

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)

ya da diddle idle, diddle idle, diddle idle dum. All day long I'd... *Topol voice*

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mozza, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:22, archived)

now

to find out why...

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:16, archived)

i wish one of mine had gone viral, i'd have loved to have the spack sent to me

"DUDE, THIS GUY HAZ YORR HAIRZ!!!one one111"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:17, archived)

pfffft

pure genius

(Sticky-fingers, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)

hummusectomy?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)

P45?

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)

best guesses ever.

(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)

An erection?

Surely that's a first for you? ;)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)

no, no it's not

and my name's not shirley ;)

and woo to your pic!

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)

that's

gear!

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mozza, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)

Christmas wish to santa?

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)

Art!

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)

diagnosed with a mental illness?

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)

nah

that happened long ago...

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)

it's a requirement for joining b3ta

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:13, archived)

eww

your right boolack is bigger than your left. and made of pixels

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shin0r, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)

CDM?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:16, archived)

better late than never

((*))

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:30, archived)

bugger this work nonsense

it's getting in they way of my b3ta time. I can't keep up these days, too busy.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:44, archived)

A spoon?

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)

... :P

(Distomak Dolly Parton was a big country member? We do., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:03, archived)

I've never noticed how

alike they all look . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:04, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:04, archived)

The Puke of Dunes?

What's that?

(Colonel Asswrinkle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)

Pssst!

Don't address him directly, wait until he talks to you and then bow low and say 'Yes, your Dukefulness'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)

Good work minion,

have a pound
*throws pound in gutter*
£1

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)

What's what?

this? oh it's a cup.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)

/bows down

Yes, your Dukefulness

(Colonel Asswrinkle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)

Hahahaha

Look what I made the newbie do!

Hahahahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)

Bollocks!

You ugly bastard tricked me. Damn Jedi mind tricks.

(Colonel Asswrinkle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)

Hahahaha

everyone knows real royalty doesn't carry money. Here, help me pick up all of these pounds . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)

*Looks at viewers and chuckles*

whisper: what Dave doesn't realise is that they're mot real pounds, they're made out of wood, sit back and and watch the fun as he tries to spend them on hats and banjoes.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:15, archived)

you are lovejoy

AICMFP

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:53, archived)

Good work! that allowed me to kick him into the gutter.

have another pound:
£1

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)

*Kicks new guy into gutter*

hahahahahahaha