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# Galah!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Did ellis eat it's neck or something?
it's looking quite... red
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Maybe it's a deformed Robin?
Your wallpaper rocks! How did that exam go that you had the other week?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Nah - they actually look like that
Which may or may not be the reason for the expression 'Flaming galah!'

They are shifty looking birds, I have to say...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:51, archived)
# umm
i know what galahs are... but i still think that looks like a mauled pidgeon
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Umm
images.google.co.uk/images?q=galah&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search
Nothing there quite like yours . . .
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:13, archived)
#
aggh! that makes my eyes go funny :-S
(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Hogan's ghost
that is a flaming great galah!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:49, archived)
# *stares*
*cleans spectacles*
*stares*
*cleans spectacles*
...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:53, archived)
# TJ: News just in ... or not

Not shopped, but vaguely amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Xmas Party time
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
I like that one

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:49, archived)
# oooh
bindun but yours am prettier
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:50, archived)
# 4th entry for cocaine in the compo this week
but I agree with twig...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:59, archived)
# arse
I figured it was a bit late in the day for this to be the first, but some of us have jobs you know. We can't just spend the whole day fucking around*#


*well, we can. We just don't fuck around on here all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:05, archived)
# He was teh fluffiest leader . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Chairman...
...Miaow
(benzo8uk, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Is that
Meow Chow ?
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# or maybe
ken hom?
(posion ivy, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# MEW!
what a guy
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
that's good that one

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# See!
You should've kept the barrel! You could have been basking in this endless glory . . .

*checks front page

Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)
# it needs to be 280 width
for the fp

better luck next time :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Is that the only reason . . . ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:46, archived)
# well
it is up to the magic donkey*, but that is one reason.

I always make everything 280px wide, just on the off chance

*edit:wrong - it isn't up to him
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:48, archived)
# magic donkey?
tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:49, archived)
# ah yes
a quick edit is in order I think
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Yes
Well, apart from the conspiracy against me*... don't know whether that would apply to you.

*OK, I'm just shit
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:48, archived)
# possibly
resize it using the old width & height code.
I personally think it's worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:48, archived)
# eh?
What? how?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:53, archived)
# after your alt text bit
write width="280" in the img tag
but check it first because it sometimes makes them look rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:54, archived)
# ta
I'll try . . .

EDIT: Did it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:55, archived)
# yep
I do believe it did
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:58, archived)
# *faints
I'm on the front page . . . I daredn't look . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:00, archived)
# sorry
I thought you were on about changing the width.
That worked but it isn't on the fp
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:01, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:03, archived)
# I feel so guilty
but I can't stop laughing
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Ahem!
check Brian . . .
www.b3ta.com/board/3954898
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Haha !
Superb !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)
# David Baddiel
called his cat that
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)
# *Pretends to be David Baddiel, standing on doorstep late at night

That! That! Time to come in now!

That!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:44, archived)
# *spangs with David Baddiel's cat*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:49, archived)
# ah! there you are!
here's yer sausage and tomato roll:
1 sausage and tomato roll.

I had a sausage, bacon and fried egg roll and 3 cups to delicious strong tea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:45, archived)
# ta!
I thought you'd forgot
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Fab
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)
# hahahaha
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)
# I happen to know for a fact that Chairman Meow was a cunt*








*This may be a conspiracy theory
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Cat Fact
Mao is Chinese for Cat
(I have a Chinese Wife)
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Oooh!
*retains fact for later use
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:54, archived)
# *retains wife for future use*
my wife now Dave
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Ace.
w/y/h

I reckon you're Peking too soon though.


....sorry.
(Mazrim, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Bah!
Trust you to find a chink in my armour . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Hmmm...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Woooooo! First FP! Thanks alot! www.nolice.tk :D
(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:39, archived)
# ha ha
Gayer, with a tiny instrument !
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# sure as
hell
(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)
# My first guitar...
You sir, get a woo, sir!
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# touching yoohoohoo.....touching meeheeeheee
*feels a bit pervy and runs away*
(its a bloody shambles, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Fantastic ^_^
(sbeck, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Pffft
I always think guitarists are trying to make up for something. Bassists even more so.

*remembers boyf is a bassist* *scratches theory*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:50, archived)
# What else are we meant to do
when we're not masturbating?
(the joe factory what makes joes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:55, archived)
# When I play the guitar
My friend calls it "Fret Wanking"
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Poppycock!
I have two outrageous Jackson guitars and ample genitalia.

Ample, I say.
(Mazrim, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:06, archived)
# I can trumpt that
I have a genitalia amplifier
(plankton, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:46, archived)
# fender spazz


that reminded me of my old fender spazz
(I helped save b3ta! mnemonix, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Class!
Gotta get one of them for my bassist.
(DerisoryDave, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 17:37, archived)
# gah
took a while to spot that...
(I helped save b3ta! Arnon Has anyone lurked more than me?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Definitely....
......a Spinal Tap moment.
(Tetley, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:40, archived)
# yay ^*^
bet that can go up to 11
(Foss, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Or just short of it
Still woo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 17 Nov 2004, 21:02, archived)
# Quick, dirty and ultimately satisfying.


(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Is that Joss Stone?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:33, archived)
#
yes
(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:33, archived)
# who's she
and why the headstab?
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
#
a 17 year old soul singer, english but insists on having a tinge of a US accent and says "back yard" in my book, thats a head stabby moment
(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)
# I want to screw her.
Knife in head or not/fake American accent or not. Tis all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:45, archived)
#
meh! its something to hold on to i suppose
(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Please please please, my photoshopping bitches
you HAVE to see this

CLICK ME AND LOVE ME LIKE YOUR OWN!

Perfectly SFW and woo to the pic
(don't tell him Pike!!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:34, archived)
# God bless
America!
(Harry, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:35, archived)
# blimey
In a few years time* that'll be the ultimate bukkake coverage challenge

*when she's legally allowed to be covered in spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
#
good god! how did your mind think of that?

eeeeep!

(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# You don't want to know...
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)
# F**k me !
She's got to be too fat to eat !

/irony
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Interesting picture
but the quality is just way too shit to work with I think.

Nice try.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# i thought that as I am only a paintsmash whore myself
but I thought it needed to be seen...
(don't tell him Pike!!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:37, archived)
# ah yes
I made an animated woo with her, but I can't find it any more
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Oh my
that is so sad. She is only 5 ffs!

What the hell are her parents feeding her?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# elephants
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# anything and everything
at a guess
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# I suspect,
that this is a question which should be directed towards the Lard Information Board.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:39, archived)
# eating lard
has not been scientifically proven to make you obese*. The Lard Information Board daily recommended intake is 1 bar of lard for a child of 5 which should provide the body with many** of the vital nutrients it needs. Lard may help with weight loss as part of a calorie controlled diet***.
/Lard Information Board

*May not be true
**None
***Will it fuck
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:46, archived)
# *changes into tophat and tails*
*breaks into dance routine with twig*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:48, archived)
# I found this:
I haven't a clue if it's real or not
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:50, archived)
# its an old Viz gag
they printed it on t-shirts
/Lard Information Board
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Everything
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:39, archived)
# How does the saying go?
there's nothing quite like a McDonalds.

Edit/ Did someone not mention something about a shortage of lard yesterday. I think we've found the culprit!
(its a bloody shambles, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Shoot the parents.
And roast the kid.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Feed the world
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Yup.
She's what geeks call a 'resource hog'.
(Harry, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# HAHAHAAAA!!!!
Oh lord! I bet they blame it on 'glands' and 'a condition'.

The condition being water cake retention.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Now.......
Thats a HUGE BITCH!
(Spenglebert Humptyback, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:37, archived)
# I
didn't know being that fat is even possible without instant death...

I wonder what she has for tea every night.

Or what she doesn't have.

/thin
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:37, archived)
# FTL!
Five times the size of other five year olds? Did she fucking EAT her classmates?
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# only
the fat ones
(posion ivy, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Is she
Svenno's girlfriend?

Fucking hideous!
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Goo grief!
That picture is horrific.

The opposite of fluffy is flabby.*





*Search your feelings, you know this to be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Bah da da da da...
...she's lovin' it.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Is that..
George W interviewing her?
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:59, archived)
# LAZERS!
(the joe factory what makes joes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# I would.
Then I'd throttle her.

1- Her singing is annoying beyond the realms of decency.

2- I'm a HGV driver and old habits die hard.
(Mazrim, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] God bless our "special friends"
(bwerdmuller, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Very good Sir.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# I like that
very much.

woo sire.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Did...
It make you cry as well?
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:39, archived)
# ooooh!
aaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Ace !
Oh pants I've got to go and do *work* again. Grrr....
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Eagles and american flags
= christmas?

thats it, i'm becoming a jew!
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Well, everyone knows
Jezus was an American.
(Harry, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:34, archived)
# TAGS!
/mormon
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:37, archived)
# There...that better?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Its still got
"Edit:Cousin It" from the Adams family watching him
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# cousin?
shirley
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Cousin It, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Cousin It!
COUSIN IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:18, archived)
# alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:19, archived)
# TJ
Northern Blerk said that he will be celebrating his 1st B3ta birthday here on Friday. He said that he is going to be joining us day shifters (yippee!) so I thought it would be lully if we made him something suitable to celebrate said birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Make him . . . . happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:26, archived)
# I think a Natasha Kaplinsky and Nigella Lawson related pic
would be in order!

btw - is your doggy ok? No ill-effects from his spider experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:30, archived)
# no
I don't think the spider managed to bite him, thankfully. I stayed up with him for another couple of hours just to make sure (only got to bed at 4am.. eek).

I'm not sure if I told you but it turned out to be a tarantula :)

Edit: Yeah I suppose shopping those 2 women would make him happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Yeah, I read that.
How big was it? it looked reet scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Not massive
around 3 - 4 inches across probably.

In spiders, size isn't everything. Black widows aren't that big and they are BAD muvvas.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Jeepers!
And I think I've got problems with the squirrels constantly attacking my kittins...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# maybe we could get the Challenge Dictator
to pronounce Natasha Kaplinksy World?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:31, archived)
# that would make a lot of people happy...
not just Mr Blerk...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:34, archived)
# She gets me up in the morning
100% sexual innuendo FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:35, archived)
# ah yes, you are correct.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Nice shoppage.
Well, it would be if it was shopped in some way.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Seriously...
...thats his double guitar...
(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:17, archived)
# You don't read
the whole.....
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Of course it's shopped.
No self respecting guitarist has a Rhino amp. Then again, that guitarist doesn't look like he has much self respect anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:18, archived)
# pfft
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:19, archived)
# it's better,
but not as good as a penguin with a kitten's head or such like.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Fair
Do's
(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:18, archived)
# I preferred it
when it wasn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
are you after my job or what? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:23, archived)
# I feel that today will be my sarcasm and
barbed comment day
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:32, archived)
# you've no seen his quad geetar then...
(hendrixfreak has 4 tickets to see the Cream, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Is that...
..Mick Mars?
(Mazrim, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:30, archived)
# no...
same twat as above (michael angelo)
(hendrixfreak has 4 tickets to see the Cream, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:33, archived)
#
eh... whats your point?
(FAQ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Let me entertain you.


Go on then Robbie, in your own time.
(Mazrim, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:14, archived)
# why does it............
.....remind me of Gary Barlow a bit?

It's Ace dough.
(Chinychinchin .................................................., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Because Gary Barlow
is up his arsehole.

A bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Ewwwwghhhhh !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# nice gnops
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Thanks.
Its my first gnops.
(Mazrim, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:24, archived)
#
you can't go wrong with a gnops
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Zoooooom
Dave the Hat signed my breasts!!

a big kiss manly handshake to the person who recognises the face
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:13, archived)
# Deacon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Bing Crosby!
AICMBKMH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:14, archived)
# *manly handshake*
you know your stuff Mr. Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:15, archived)
# and Arf!
to the Brian-text . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:18, archived)
# What about
a Handy Manshake?
(Mazrim, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Bing Crosby
or Joey Deacon. I always get mixed up.

I was the same speed as him up there, and I don't get a comment at all.

Humbug.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:14, archived)
# *manly bumshame*
happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:18, archived)
# :))))))))
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Bing Crosby?
'ning Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:15, archived)
# ning
and if you'd only been quicker...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:15, archived)
# bah
I can't keep up
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:18, archived)
# bah
such a shame... I suppose your messages have further to come... maybe that's why they smell of coconut
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Flowerpot's Come smells of coconut!?
/confused
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:21, archived)
# it's probably the shampoo
she uses
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:22, archived)
# I'm staying out of this conversation
*stays out in a staying out stylee*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:24, archived)
# it's probably for the best
keep a lady like air of mystery...

oooooh, pot's so mysterious...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Does she really shampoo 'down there'?

*points at South Africa
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:27, archived)
# well - it's either that or dredlocks
gotta skoot

see ya all later - ggrrr work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Scary alt text
I don't think I want the details
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:15, archived)
# *gives all the details in the most graphic form imaginable
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Arrrghhh
We didn't want them.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Crosby?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
That is fantastic
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# cheers
I'm going to do something better with it all, but I'm too lazy to put in the work just now, so I thought I'd post it instead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Sinatra?
woo and 'ning. how's come you been keeping a low profile recently?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# I'm having to do some work
:(

and there's a shared desktop icon appeared in my system tray which means they could be watching me

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:17, archived)
# *waves*
hey everybody! Prof has brought his friends!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:20, archived)
# *waves*
they're very shy...

how's you anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:20, archived)
# I have got the Plague
and burned a hole in my car seat driving to work when I dropped my ciggie

but looking forward to Friday night so its all good
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:23, archived)
# chin up
the plague sounds a bit rough, but I'm sure it'll pass... or you'll die then you won't care.

Anyway - some of us have to work for a living, and I have to hang around with those people to look like I'm busy.

See ya later.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:26, archived)
# later
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:32, archived)
# I know I'm being watched
when the Radmin icon goes red.

It never does actually, because I'm the only one on the network that knows how to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:23, archived)
# nice
I like that

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:18, archived)
# mystery bob
would be proud.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Wheeee !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Tallyho !
I'm back again (but only for a bit)

(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
and Huzzah!

*hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:12, archived)
# *squeezes*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Oooh!
Sisters are not supposed to squeeze brothers there . . . except in Arkansas . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Hyuck hyuck hyuck
*plucks Dave's banjo*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Oh what a dapper chap!
Spiffing what ho?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:12, archived)
# reminds
me of chicken girl
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:12, archived)
# yay!
(is that Zak?)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Nay !
Zak is in my profile, I also turned him into a pigeon earlier on the board....
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:14, archived)
# *gives rabbitz a bit*
There's plenty more where that came from.

Yay for dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
he swings through the trees like a gentleman should

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:13, archived)
# spangutang?
he's the King of the Swingers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:14, archived)
# I think I know his dad!


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:33, archived)
# I LOVE that !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Sorry...
...I honestly didn't think it was that big. I'll make it smaller :)
(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:10, archived)
# eh?
What was that big?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Mornin Bruv !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:12, archived)
# 'lo
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# a fekking great 1024 pixel
image of a guitar player and "Uncle It" watching him
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:13, archived)
# /pedant
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# aWWW
did we hurt your feelings?
(FAQ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:11, archived)
# No need.
It's small enough now.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:11, archived)
# twas a biggie
and... on another note... what happened to the b3ta calender? Is it going ahead? I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:12, archived)
# well...in that case.....i'll take this opportunity to......
post something i updated from yesterday then....
I'M SUCH A WHORE!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha !
Oh my goodness !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:13, archived)
# Haza !
he's got nuts on his chin.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:13, archived)
# I'm loving the wig action
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Yikes!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# dear lord
that's terrifying
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:17, archived)
# eeep
I've just recovered from last time!

Nice one!
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:21, archived)
# 'MICHAEL HOWARD ANNOUNCES REPLACEMENT'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:04, archived)
# *groan*
here have your hummus dregs back - you need them more than me
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Bloody ingrate!
*amends Christmas Card list

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:06, archived)
# pah
It would probably be one of your comedy robin letter bombs anyway
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Arf!

*surepticiously pushes packages under bed with foot
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:09, archived)
# I actually said
'oh no.' out loud to that.
You must be beaten with the punstick!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
'Oh no'

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

'Oh no'

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:07, archived)
# *beats*
oh no!

*beats*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:09, archived)
# ha ha ha!
you need to be careful
www.b3ta.com/board/3954471
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Arf!
At least she signed it; not something that runs in the family

*frowns darkly

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:08, archived)
# spacky handwriting
does
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:10, archived)
# arf
I like that letter (soz, meant to say so down the thread)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:10, archived)
# I'll tell her you said . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:10, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:17, archived)
# OK
I'm lost.

I know who Michael Howard is but has this got anything to do with footie? If so, excuse me while my eyes glaze over.

*goes into catatonic state*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
No, nothing at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:10, archived)
# He's a jockey
a famous italian jockey...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Frankie Dettori
(de Tory . . .)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Bing
the not-quite-as-merciless-as-Ming-but-still-quite-spiky-if-he-needs-to-be Merciless
(ProduceMonkey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ace!

EDIT: Just me then . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the Satanists
(bwerdmuller, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:59, archived)
# That is .............
............Legend!
(Chinychinchin .................................................., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:00, archived)
# dark
and ace
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:04, archived)
# dunno!
(CrispyDolphin, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:57, archived)
# hahahaha
michelin child.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:58, archived)
# I fear............
.....the rolls on that kid, almost as scary as below. Eeeek!
(Chinychinchin .................................................., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:58, archived)
# "I grant deivine power to you michilin baby"
"however i keep this harem of fine women for myelf in my flying macadamia nut shell."
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:59, archived)
# hahahaha
i like that muchly

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:00, archived)
# children like that should be culled.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:10, archived)
# eeek
(don't tell him Pike!!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:22, archived)
# She just can't stop

Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Du
Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Du

I´m singin´ in the rain
Just singin´ in the rain,
What a glorious feeling,
And I´m happy again.
I´m laughing at clouds
So dark, up above,
The sun´s in my heart
And I´m ready for love.

etc


Grub time...today I feel like have a fried egg, sausage and bacon roll possibly with some black pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Arf!
Go Duke, Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Oh dear
Chicken girl + Clockwork Orange = unhealthy mix if there ever was one.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:58, archived)
# I have a worse one in just japanese
Serial Experiment Lain + Excel Saga + Puni Puni Poemi (in one sitting) = brain go spack
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:00, archived)
# you love her really
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Am I the only one
who loves Chicken Girl? Her smile lights up my life!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:00, archived)
# She scares
the bejeebus out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:01, archived)
# aw, just look at her
little face! It's almost as if she understands...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:03, archived)
# You like FOF
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:10, archived)
# I like her
so does flowerpot, rabbitz and some other people. She has a loverly smile, she doesn't care what people think about her disgusting body.

Rrrrright, grub!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:03, archived)
# I love her body
but teh smile! Aarrggghhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:05, archived)
# can you bring me back
a sausage and tomato roll please?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:05, archived)
# hahahaha
this is the best still image of her yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:04, archived)
# *secretly agrees
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Christmas Iraq
A good ole festive cheer from the greatest country in the world...?

(nickrjsmith, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:51, archived)
# psssssst
you forgot the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)
#
noobday, i feel old, and im willing to bet in about three days they'll have more posts than me


edit: there ya go....shouldnt it be spelt "Cunt-ry in the world"
(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)
#
die Picturen, mein freunde?
ooh, where is the Iraqi Subway shop?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)
# erm.. merkins invade iraq
(Cheif Kegwin, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Picture
How do i attach it?
(nickrjsmith, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:53, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
..
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Superglue
or paperclips, perhaps?

If all else fails, there's some help in the FAQ

Welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Like so
< img src = "http://yourimageurlhere" >
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:55, archived)
# type <img src= then paste the full address of your pic (that you made, not found or thought was funny!) then top it all off with a >
nice!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Not forgetting the ""
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Oh
FAQ off.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:09, archived)
# she's doing overtime tonight


edit:
"bush.jpg", oh dear... throw it on the pile
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:54, archived)
# bush.gif
actually

almost had the wrong pile there

nice pic though
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Is it Tuesday today?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:55, archived)
# got there in the end
and not a bad start
have a woo! (but run it under the tap first)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Eek


Last night, as I was sitting at my PC, minding my own business, I heard a hissing noise behind me and Sam (my small dog) was growling and leaping around. I turned around to find a Tarantula in a highly miffed state, rearing up on his back legs (which means "I mean business"). I rushed out and got a broom and insect spray and had a fight with this thing. I'm not scared of spiders (except Black Widows and angry Tarantulas) but this thing .... oooooh.




(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:03, archived)
# well done you
I would have soiled myself and called the Police
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Ooh!
I'd have been too scared to shop it!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:13, archived)
# is it still alive?
they are not cheap/.
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Bored
and waiting for stuff to be delivered.
(ProduceMonkey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:48, archived)
# Its "Captain Fisting"
*runs

woo pic btw
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Woo
but how does he smell?
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:56, archived)

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