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1755962245856 ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:48,
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hahaha!
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Mousing ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:48,
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Aaaagh
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:50,
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Aaaaaarrrrggghhh!
It's Barbara Streisand! Quick, compo it. Then kill it.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:51,
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excellent
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:51,
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yay you have a homepage!
(links in del.icio.us)
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MrA ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:52,
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It's just wrong.
Eyebleach.
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Tart Monkey ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:54,
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ALF!
yay!
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olivier8 (euroloon) ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:55,
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ha!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:55,
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yes it is
apologies to AJJ (i usually don't like to tamper w/ other people's work, especially when they're so talentedยฐ)
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olivier8 (euroloon) ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:58,
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Hooray!
You have a website! And it's very nice. I love your stuff... *swoons*Apart from the 'whi8ch' on the front page
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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:59,
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Quick mod for the comp
Clark Gables Orangutan
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Capt Dogstar ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46,
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you forgot to compo it!
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:48,
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Tah Love!
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Capt Dogstar ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49,
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ah now it can be woo'd
woo!
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:53,
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i second this motion
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:54,
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well i'd like to know where you got the notion...
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:09,
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i like that lotsly
its also got a hint of the terry thomas about it
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:04,
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Bjork... I've never known such an offensively ugly woman
*appooologys fer me spillin mustook
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GeordieSteve ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46,
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Have you ever known how to use a dictionary?
Woo to the pic!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:47,
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bjork?
i would! she may not be pretty in the traditional sense but she does it for me!
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49,
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Would have used Moreen from Driving School
but could find no source pics
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GeordieSteve ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:50,
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well for the record
i would draw the line at moreen im not that Depraved yet
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:55,
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The vet had to tell little Jessica that the Lab results looked bad.
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knuks Lurking for 12+ years ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:45,
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Seeing as it's spelt grammar, i'm not surprised :)
Nice pic, if a little semenless
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:48,
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rob ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:32,
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someone make a barrel scooter
and ride it around town causing chaos
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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:33,
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seconded
that or a meatwheels flashmob
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass? ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35,
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This
ย
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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:43,
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Deep fried mobile phones
See if you can sell a deep fried mobile phone in your local chip shop.
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34,
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lazy bloody spammers
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34,
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blue chewit poo.if we keep trying for that one it might happen eventually
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sudo is bored ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34,
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Fine, fine....
I'll go get some, but don't blame me for the consequences...
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen. ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46,
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Write a song about the joys of
getting a 'builder' in your Kinder eggs.
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34,
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Jolly Jack drawing sexy nuns
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34,
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this to the nth degree
thats two degrees after the l'th degree
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36,
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This! This!
ย
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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:44,
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fourthded! this^
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49,
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a series of posts,
which end up with Darth Vader going.. "NoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo"
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35,
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Or use the Quo in a picture
of devastation.
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36,
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i did like this one
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rob ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38,
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i liked this
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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38,
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oh yes - that one is bloody GREAT
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rob ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:39,
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hahahaha!
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Mousing ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:42,
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They're GREAT, they've given me new ideas....
not these then ;-)vadertv.blogspot.com and this is a good game if you're putting one of those in...thejab.com/newsite/balm.html
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:40,
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Heh
that domain is "you're the man now dog", isn't it. There's some funny and very odd stuff on there.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:41,
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it's a great site
love it
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rob ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:42,
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or
Prove all the king's horses and all the king's men wrong and put Humpty Dumpty back together and post the results on the interweb.
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35,
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A reality TV show
Set in the zany world of the TV execs who commission reality TV shows (That way we will know who these people are...)
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35,
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A way of delivering takeaways by fax.
/Dave Lister
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Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36,
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smuggle a
*real* bomb in and blow up Prince Harry!
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Purple Onion ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36,
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I got some
* Sticking broom handles through letterboxes * Stoat Fingering * Coating stairs with Margerine
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36,
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The first one's brilliant.
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Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:44,
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Muslim Pubs
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:37,
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hahaha
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sudo is bored ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38,
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Shaye Saint John without her mask.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38,
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Hello again...
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:44,
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ahhh! what the hell?
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:50,
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Make a right big thing.
Take pictures.
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DogHorse plop ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38,
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^this
art attack!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:39,
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Pour dye in a sheep dip
and film a field full of colourful sheep.
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fuscous ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:39,
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naked animals
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Mousing ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:40,
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Monkey Tennis
All well and good but what about the more precise Monkey sports? Monkey darts. Monkey curling. Monkey luge. I'd pay good money to see Monkey chess. "Kasparov appears to have been pushed into a corner... literally, his opponent has bared his fangs and is throwing poo at him."
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Vernie ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:42,
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Monkey curling!
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spacehog ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46,
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See you...
...and raise you Monkey Ice Skating
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Vernie ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:47,
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Woo for this!
/Cortez
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49,
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nose flutes!
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Kallus speaks for the Spores ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:43,
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go around town
turning things upside down film results set up trip wire in popular freerunning (parkour) locations make HAM SHANDY - taste results
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connor ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:45,
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See how long you can film your next-door neighbour's daily activities before he gets angry.
Then send b3ta the tape!
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spacehog ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46,
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This
Only a variation: See how long you can follow a random member of the public around for before they tell you to piss off. As long as they're in a public place, they have no right to privacy.**I think.
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Pseudonym ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:51,
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a collect of bogeys
stacked into a pyramid shape.
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Plomien is Polish for flame ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:47,
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Breed a giant squid in activity
and photograph the results Train a pig to do tricks. Write a song about the Common Market to the tune of Common People by Pulp.
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giant_squid ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:48,
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EXTREME
DOMINOS!!!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49,
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what are we? your newsletter writing bitches?
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slight yoinks! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:50,
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not going to be much point reading it
if were going to be writing the bloody thing as well!
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:56,
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Videos of people running into libraries
screaming "Leeeeeeeeeerrrooooooooyyyy Jeeeeeennnkiiinnnsss" at the top of their voice.
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Ed Can Do ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:02,
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I think
I know what you're on about.
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:05,
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Pipless Cherrys
They make seedless grapes don't they? WHy not do the same with Cherrys. Come on Scientists!
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fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!" ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:06,
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Cross breed a lemming and a guide dog
and document the process and the outcome?
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MrPsycho76 ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:10,
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happens every time she goes out
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Purple Onion ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:30,
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Arf!
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:33,
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you heard him
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BamaSS ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:30,
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Ha ha
thet is a vere good mannirs
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:32,
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Philistines!
Dr Who is a cornerstone of the British way of life!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34,
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on slashdot
there are plenty of merkins understanding the dr who. show a little dedication damnit!
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slight yoinks! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:55,
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What's that?
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35,
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that's very funny - (and I never even watched that programme, but I get the jist)
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Betty Bo Bibster ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:45,
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excellent stuff
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:56,
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Well we don't understand
why the Merkins voted Bush in again. So please stop it. Edit: P.S. Hahahahahahaha! @ Franklin Mint pic.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:41,
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YAY
Vere good mannirs... will the good mannirs cat be making a comeback// pleese pleese that would be vere vere good mannirs
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WOLF .™ ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:10,
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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:30,
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hahaha!
time is relative, and for a dog it is always time to eat people food.
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Purple Onion ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:32,
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class :)
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:55,
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WOO!
well done. i haven't a graphic, but i offer you a WYH
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aerodrown ,
Sun 19 Jun 2005, 18:17,
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Hahaha!
Winner!!
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Tue 21 Jun 2005, 10:17,
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my name is will ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:28,
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woo
matron!
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BamaSS ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:31,
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Chihuahua Hawtrey!
Woo!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:43,
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Warning:
Hummus levels critically low...
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:28,
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you and me both mate...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:28,
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Arf!
:ยฌ)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:29,
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tattoo artists are bastards
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sinisterduck ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:27,
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I want to get
a really small redex tattoo now...behind my ear or something...
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen. ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36,
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say hello to my little friend
Al Pacino and Snowie
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:27,
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Now shave it and fetch the vaseline...
(so I've heard!)
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..wil ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:31,
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i love this
really.
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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields ,
Thu 23 Jun 2005, 10:42,
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lunchtime drinking -yay............. i lack___.™
// editorial replication and breast reductions image is not me- sigh.โข
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WOLF .™ ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:26,
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... Clearasil
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:26,
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picasso's dog
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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:19,
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hehe
nice idea!
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Mousing ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:21,
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Woo
hard compoing needed /edit luuuuuuvly
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:21,
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This I like
Woo!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:22,
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very well done!
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Purple Onion ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34,
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Nice
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:46,
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but..
did picasso have an eye on the side of his head? sorry, im just pedantic by nature. looks v.nice.. seamless and whatnot, need to know if it has 3 eyes alltogether though so a reverse view woul dbe useful
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ShavenLunatic says touch your nose! ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 19:31,
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AGH
SO HUNGOVERWWW.CHEWINGGUMVOLLEY.COM A new cartoon every Monday Wednesday and Friday when I'm not frantically looking for a North London flat. PSwww.holymoly.co.uk/poorkylie.mp3
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Pete Donaldson ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:17,
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hehehe
chuckle
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mutated monty ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:18,
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Yay!
Was wondering when this would update.
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Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:19,
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Superb!
I knew a good joke was jew at some point today...
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Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:20,
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Please
wou jew cut that out?
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Pseudonym ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:22,
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I think I'll
pass that one over
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fuscous ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:28,
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Heh heh.
That'd make an awesome t-shirt.
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Ed Can Do ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:21,
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hahahahahaha
Loudest laugh out loud in a good long while! Sheer brilliance!
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:21,
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I can't decide
if this looks more like a jobbie or a couple of anya potatoes.
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Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12,
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big jobbie
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12,
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Jobbie
ย
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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:13,
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jobbies!
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null and void ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:15,
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Jobbies
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..wil ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:17,
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Jib Job
100% fact
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Northern Blerk Have I been here before? ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:20,
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Bahhh.
Was meant to be anyas. Well, actually it started off as a poo (hence filename), then I decided it looked more like anyas.
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Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:20,
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But
potatos often look like poos anyway.
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Pseudonym ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:23,
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and vice versa
(means t'other way round)
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Northern Blerk Have I been here before? ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:26,
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(Patronising git)
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Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:29,
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I would not patronise anyone
with the word "groincrusher" in their username 100% fact
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Northern Blerk Have I been here before? ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38,
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Kursk
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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:11,
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Well, at least we're using the right pic now...
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..wil ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:18,
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yeah took me a while to find it
found this excellent site on my travels though
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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:19,
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My word!
(bookmarks)
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..wil ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:24,
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repost (cos I was late on the band wagon and was chastised last time)
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mrpaulo shaving the world ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:25,
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Pets looking like their owners, you say...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:11,
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Pfft!
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Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12,
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W/Y/H
pffft
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Goldfish_ ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:01,
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This is not on.
The genius of this post requires far more in the way of recognition.
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 18:30,
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...
Woo!
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 18:31,
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...
Yay!
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 18:31,
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...
Houplah!
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Fri 17 Jun 2005, 18:32,
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is that cat wearinga
watermelon?
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dr dolittle ,
Sun 19 Jun 2005, 20:49,
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