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# .
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Aaaagh
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Aaaaaarrrrggghhh!
It's Barbara Streisand! Quick, compo it. Then kill it.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
# excellent
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
# yay you have a homepage!
(links in del.icio.us)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# It's just wrong.
Eyebleach.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# ALF!
yay!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# yes it is

apologies to AJJ (i usually don't like to tamper w/ other people's work, especially when they're so talentedยฐ)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Hooray!
You have a website!

And it's very nice. I love your stuff... *swoons*

Apart from the 'whi8ch' on the front page
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick mod for the comp
Clark Gables Orangutan

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# you forgot to compo it!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Tah Love!
.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# ah now it can be woo'd
woo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# i second this motion
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# well i'd like to know where you got the notion...

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)
# i like that lotsly
its also got a hint of the terry thomas about it
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Bjork... I've never known such an offensively ugly woman


*appooologys fer me spillin mustook
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Have you ever known how to use a dictionary?
Woo to the pic!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)
# bjork?
i would!
she may not be pretty in the traditional sense
but she does it for me!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Would have used Moreen from Driving School
but could find no source pics
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# well for the record
i would draw the line at moreen

im not that Depraved
yet
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# The vet had to tell little Jessica that the Lab results looked bad.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Seeing as it's spelt grammar, i'm not surprised :)
Nice pic, if a little semenless
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)
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(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# someone make a barrel scooter
and ride it around town causing chaos
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# seconded
that or a meatwheels flashmob
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# This
ย 
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Deep fried mobile phones
See if you can sell a deep fried mobile phone in your local chip shop.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# lazy bloody spammers
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
#
blue chewit poo.

if we keep trying for that one it might happen eventually
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Fine, fine....
I'll go get some, but don't blame me for the consequences...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Write a song about the joys of
getting a 'builder' in your Kinder eggs.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Jolly Jack drawing sexy nuns
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# this to the nth degree
thats two degrees after the l'th degree
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# This! This!
ย 
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# fourthded! this^
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# a series of posts,
which end up with Darth Vader going..
"NoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo"
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Or use the Quo in a picture
of devastation.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# i did like this one
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# i liked this
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# oh yes - that one is bloody GREAT
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# They're GREAT, they've given me new ideas....
not these then ;-)

vadertv.blogspot.com

and this is a good game if you're putting one of those in...

thejab.com/newsite/balm.html
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Heh
that domain is "you're the man now dog", isn't it. There's some funny and very odd stuff on there.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:41, archived)
# it's a great site
love it
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# or
Prove all the king's horses and all the king's men wrong and put Humpty Dumpty back together and post the results on the interweb.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# A reality TV show
Set in the zany world of the TV execs who commission reality TV shows (That way we will know who these people are...)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# A way of delivering takeaways by fax.
/Dave Lister
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# smuggle a
*real* bomb in and
blow up Prince Harry!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# I got some
* Sticking broom handles through letterboxes
* Stoat Fingering
* Coating stairs with Margerine
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# The first one's brilliant.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Muslim Pubs
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
#
hahaha
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
#
Shaye Saint John without her mask.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Hello again...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# ahhh! what the hell?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Make a right big thing.
Take pictures.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# ^this
art attack!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Pour dye in a sheep dip
and film a field full of colourful sheep.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)
# naked animals
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Monkey Tennis
All well and good but what about the more precise Monkey sports? Monkey darts. Monkey curling. Monkey luge. I'd pay good money to see Monkey chess. "Kasparov appears to have been pushed into a corner... literally, his opponent has bared his fangs and is throwing poo at him."
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Monkey curling!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# See you...
...and raise you Monkey Ice Skating
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Woo for this!
/Cortez
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# nose flutes!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# go around town
turning things upside down

film results

set up trip wire in popular freerunning (parkour) locations

make HAM SHANDY - taste results
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# See how long you can film your next-door neighbour's daily activities before he gets angry.
Then send b3ta the tape!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# This
Only a variation: See how long you can follow a random member of the public around for before they tell you to piss off.

As long as they're in a public place, they have no right to privacy.*


*I think.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
# a collect of bogeys
stacked into a pyramid shape.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Breed a giant squid in activity
and photograph the results


Train a pig to do tricks.


Write a song about the Common Market to the tune of Common People by Pulp.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)
# EXTREME
DOMINOS!!!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# what are we? your newsletter writing bitches?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# not going to be much point reading it
if were going to be writing the bloody thing as well!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Videos of people running into libraries
screaming "Leeeeeeeeeerrrooooooooyyyy Jeeeeeennnkiiinnnsss" at the top of their voice.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)
# I think
I know what you're on about.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Pipless Cherrys
They make seedless grapes don't they? WHy not do the same with Cherrys. Come on Scientists!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Cross breed a lemming and a guide dog
and document the process and the outcome?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] happens every time she goes out
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# you heard him
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Ha ha
thet is a vere good mannirs
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Philistines!
Dr Who is a cornerstone of the British way of life!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# on slashdot
there are plenty of merkins understanding the dr who.

show a little dedication damnit!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# What's that?



I thank you.

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
#
that's very funny - (and I never even watched that programme, but I get the jist)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# excellent stuff
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Well we don't understand
why the Merkins voted Bush in again. So please stop it.


Edit: P.S. Hahahahahahaha! @ Franklin Mint pic.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:41, archived)
# YAY
Vere good mannirs...

will the good mannirs cat be making a comeback//

pleese
pleese
that would be vere vere good mannirs
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha!

time is relative, and for a dog
it is always time to eat people
food.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# class :)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# WOO!
well done. i haven't a graphic, but i offer you a WYH
(, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
Winner!!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# woo
matron!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Chihuahua Hawtrey!
Woo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Warning:
Hummus levels critically low...

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# you and me both mate...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Arf!
:ยฌ)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)
# tattoo artists are bastards
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# I want to get
a really small redex tattoo now...behind my ear or something...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] say hello to my little friend

Al Pacino and Snowie
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Now shave it and fetch the vaseline...
(so I've heard!)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)
# i love this
really.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# lunchtime drinking -yay............. i lack___.™




// editorial replication and breast reductions
image is not me- sigh.โ„ข
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# ... Clearasil
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] picasso's dog
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# hehe
nice idea!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Woo
hard compoing needed

/edit luuuuuuvly
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# This I like
Woo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# very well done!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:46, archived)
# but..
did picasso have an eye on the side of his head?




sorry, im just pedantic by nature.

looks v.nice.. seamless and whatnot, need to know if it has 3 eyes alltogether though so a reverse view woul dbe useful
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 19:31, archived)
# AGH

SO HUNGOVER
WWW.CHEWINGGUMVOLLEY.COM
A new cartoon every Monday Wednesday and Friday when I'm not frantically looking for a North London flat.

PS

www.holymoly.co.uk/poorkylie.mp3
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# hehehe
chuckle
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Yay!
Was wondering when this would update.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Superb!
I knew a good joke was jew at some point today...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Please
wou jew cut that out?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# I think I'll
pass that one over
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Heh heh.
That'd make an awesome t-shirt.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Loudest laugh out loud in a good long while! Sheer brilliance!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# I can't decide
if this looks more like a jobbie or a couple of anya potatoes.

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# big jobbie
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Jobbie
ย 
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)
# jobbies!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Jobbies
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Jib Job
100% fact
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Bahhh.
Was meant to be anyas.

Well, actually it started off as a poo (hence filename), then I decided it looked more like anyas.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# But
potatos often look like poos anyway.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# and vice versa
(means t'other way round)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# (Patronising git)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)
# I would not patronise anyone
with the word "groincrusher" in their username

100% fact
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Kursk
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Well, at least we're using the right pic now...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# yeah took me a while to find it
found this excellent site on my travels though
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# My word!
(bookmarks)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# repost (cos I was late on the band wagon and was chastised last time)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Pets looking like their owners, you say...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# W/Y/H
pffft
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# This is not on.
The genius of this post requires far more in the way of recognition.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 18:30, archived)
# ...
Woo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 18:31, archived)
# ...
Yay!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 18:31, archived)
# ...
Houplah!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 18:32, archived)
# is that cat wearinga
watermelon?
(, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 20:49, archived)

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