*nods head slowly to disguise complete ignorance*
Yes, erm, good. Must get me one too soon
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:43,
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c'EST UN VELO.
I hate this keyboard - on my work one I've removed the caps lock and power buttons (why did anyone EVER build a keyboard with a 'power' button?) but it might devalue my laptop a wee bit.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:46,
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to answer your question......
back years ago, computers were big, noisy and bulky, so they were often hidden away in another room, so the simple way to start them up was a power button on the keyboard. Nowadays its used for "sleep" and hibernation shutdowns
or to annoy hamfisted typists who hit them by mistake :-)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:12,
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or to annoy hamfisted typists who hit them by mistake :-)
oui, c'est moi?
who sang that? all monk stuff? enigma, that was it
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:01,
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This took me FAR too bloody long
but it's been running about my head for ages and i had to get rid of it!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:36,
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Brilliant.
*clicks*
*wonders what can be done with Moses holding a cheese grater*
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:42,
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*wonders what can be done with Moses holding a cheese grater*
Cheesegrater in one hand,
parmesan in the other. Surrounded by various sauces and a cruet. Caption: "the ten condiments".
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:44,
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Teh hummus is strong in you
yet your *insert word* of *insert word* disturbs me
/DIY bandwagon
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:49,
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/DIY bandwagon
NO one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man’s and yet as mortal as his own;
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:37,
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most woo... allow me to roast my arty pic...
fishing boat grounded on mud flats....
Click for the big version
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:41,
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Click for the big version
indeed.... it was my bestest piccy I took
with my little 1.1Megapixel camera... my mates phone has a higher resolution, but the little olympus always seems to surprise me..
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:46,
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haha, that must be some phone
I've been surprised by Olympuses (olympi?) on several occasions
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:50,
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tis one of these
www.slashphone.com/70/1352.html
he works for some company that developed it...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:58,
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he works for some company that developed it...
Bloody plank pushers.
Two wheels good, four wheels bad.
etc.
woo.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:43,
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etc.
woo.
at odds of 3:1, Mort leads the England team to victory
It's the only way they're likely to win
www.morttheostrich.co.uk
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:31,
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It's the only way they're likely to win
www.morttheostrich.co.uk
go on mort!
i might follow football if there was more ostriches involved.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:33,
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they have to persuade him first
if he does join the team, they're bound to win.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:36,
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only if he gets to replace Beckham
but then, I live in the Czech Republic,
and we've managed to be a rather bit better than the
English with a fifth of the population ;)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:51,
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but then, I live in the Czech Republic,
and we've managed to be a rather bit better than the
English with a fifth of the population ;)
how may world cups and world wars have you won then?
ha ha, usually we argue this against the welsh, but hey, you started it ;)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:53,
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hmmm
yes, is that the same americans that only decided who's side to be on 2 1/2 years into the war, once it was clear that they could bankrupt blighty and colonise half the planet if they propped us up? ;)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:03,
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no, of course not
When it comes to fighting spirit and the
British, I'd hate to have to mention Chamberlain, and I'd never be so impolite to mention the americans entered the war voluntarily, unlike the Brits and their colonies ;)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:28,
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When it comes to fighting spirit and the
British, I'd hate to have to mention Chamberlain, and I'd never be so impolite to mention the americans entered the war voluntarily, unlike the Brits and their colonies ;)
too kind!!
I actually enjoy making them, first couple I've done in months
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:39,
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YES!
That rocks all of the socks, everywhere.
and such nice loopage too
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:40,
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and such nice loopage too
very nice!
his shadow is extra-specially well done.
attention to detail, that's what
separates the good from the great
(note to self)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:43,
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his shadow is extra-specially well done.
attention to detail, that's what
separates the good from the great
(note to self)
Just a quick skibble to take a break from setting up my new computer :)
I just installed Painter IX so I made this.
Oooh
waist deep in water on such a chilly day too. *shivers*
Woo though :-)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:21,
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Woo though :-)
You know
I was wondering if that was connor's hoody.
I do like that style!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:24,
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I do like that style!
Thanks
I was pretty much just randomly choosing brushes to see how they worked. I've had the software for a couple of weeks but I've been waiting for my new 'puter before installing it. It seems much smoother than the previous version, I haven't really had a chance to look at it properly yet though. I'd forgotten what a huge hassle setting up a new computer is, I've been at it for 2 days now.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:28,
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2 days?
sheesh... I can have one set up in 3 hours from component form.. but then I do be a tech head so maybe that would explain it...
still, even with a re-format of my own, I usually have everything up and running in a few hours.
although I must admit to using a fully slipstreamed xp dvd with all my software already on it :-)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:31,
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still, even with a re-format of my own, I usually have everything up and running in a few hours.
although I must admit to using a fully slipstreamed xp dvd with all my software already on it :-)
The thing is
I need to port over all of the projects I'm currently working on, all of the software and settings, and all of the plugins for the software. It's scary how much stuff I rely on and how scattered on the HD it all is. Also, it's a Windows machine, so there's literally hours of work to do just getting it to do what you want it to do as opposed to what it thinks you ought to want it to do. If I was able to use the 'puter right out of the box it would be set up in 15 mins.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:35,
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yup, same here only audio stuff...
thats why I slipstreamed all the programs onto a dvd, windows is up and running in less than 30 minutes with everything there except the data files (and they are on a seperate drive anyway) so I just bring them in as I need them. if you want info on that I can give you the url of a site that i used.
edit:
tis here if anybody wants it..
www.pcstats.com/articleview.cfm?articleid=1703&page=1
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:38,
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edit:
tis here if anybody wants it..
www.pcstats.com/articleview.cfm?articleid=1703&page=1
Not too bothered about SP2
but is it possible to integrate other programs into an XP install disk such as winamp, photoshop, firefox etc?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:57,
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scuse late reply.....
yes..
read that article and google for more stuff on slipstreaming programs and/or unnatended XP installs :-)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:19,
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read that article and google for more stuff on slipstreaming programs and/or unnatended XP installs :-)
Ok, ta
I tried the JFGI apprach but got nothing except SP2 stuff. I shall continue tho.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:22,
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woo!
and if I may do a slight TJ
methinks somebody never thought this site name through...
make your own jokes.
www.learningwithtoys.com/jumbo_knob_puzzles.htm
ta
carry on.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:28,
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methinks somebody never thought this site name through...
make your own jokes.
www.learningwithtoys.com/jumbo_knob_puzzles.htm
ta
carry on.
haha
"Extra large knobs make it easy for small hands to remove each realistically illustrated piece."
woo to lully origonal post too!!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:32,
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woo to lully origonal post too!!
watched this yesterday, it's still class
I SAID, IT'S STILL BLOODY CLASS
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:16,
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I SAID, IT'S STILL BLOODY CLASS
Whilst I favour the one man bandwagon, I feel that it would be remiss of me not to point out that boo is a cunt.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:44,
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Didn't the original
say W stands for Women?
Now there's a challenge...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:16,
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Now there's a challenge...
hair removal cream
i saw this in boots and thought of b3ta..
(behold crappy camera phone)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:53,
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(behold crappy camera phone)
I'm beholding it as much as any sane man can behold an inanimate object, john!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:56,
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danmed bluetooth
i have a paired dev ice as shaven haven on here somehow
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:02,
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look mate, I hate to be a board nazi,
but there's simply no reason that that
pic should be 145 kB.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:56,
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pic should be 145 kB.
nonsense
it's simply the relativistic effects of a
cat jumping at very high velocities!
that's your story, and you'll stick to it
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:01,
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it's simply the relativistic effects of a
cat jumping at very high velocities!
that's your story, and you'll stick to it
i couldn't be arsed
that is just tween, anyhoo that's the end of my internet time, the wifes back, so must leave this place
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:12,
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Image Ready
click frame 1 of cat pogoing still on ground and ctrl or shift click frame 2 cat pogoing up in the air (final position), click the Tween Frames button make sure only 'Position' checkbox is checked and that 'Effects' and 'Opacity' is unchecked and insert the number of frames required probably 3. Bingo Bango Bongo 5 frames of pogoing action - Motion Blur for effect
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:29,
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pffffft!
but could you make it smaller? some of us are
on dial-up for God's sake!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:52,
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but could you make it smaller? some of us are
on dial-up for God's sake!
Yes
She did that nasty "eat me then regurgitate me out to her young"
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:46,
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huzzah!
reminds me of a bizarre story a friend told me
about being attacked by an eagle in Sweden.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:53,
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reminds me of a bizarre story a friend told me
about being attacked by an eagle in Sweden.
my 7 month year son has just watched that on a loop for 5 minutes
utterly mesmerised.
He likes you being got by the box at the end best.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:14,
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He likes you being got by the box at the end best.
I agree
My nephew got about 15 presents for Christmas. Sure enough, his favourite was a tube that my whisky came in
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:21,
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I won't woo this
cos it's too fucking awesome for that!
How the hell can you do all that?!
edit - I just downloaded the video and it's quite amazing. Do you work in animation? If so, I think you will go very far with it. :)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:20,
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How the hell can you do all that?!
edit - I just downloaded the video and it's quite amazing. Do you work in animation? If so, I think you will go very far with it. :)
thanks
that's interesting to see and you edited it perfectly. I'll have to think of a new super-woo word... :)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:27,
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Just uploaded a revised version of the rushes over the original
My friends (thanks again, Moog and Gabriel) said that watching me removing the boxes was also very entertaining
Thanks for your kind words
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:37,
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Thanks for your kind words
heheheheh
Fabulous work as always, Mr Sheep!
I refreshed the front page when I got home just now and I saw a box and thought "That box looks sheepish" then a bunch more flutters in and sure enough, it's a Sheep!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:39,
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I refreshed the front page when I got home just now and I saw a box and thought "That box looks sheepish" then a bunch more flutters in and sure enough, it's a Sheep!
cor blimey old bean
i find myself taking my hat off to you yet again, hoorar!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 22:20,
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Thanks Monty
I must say your work is absolutely brilliant, I love your website
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Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:36,
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Up to your
usual exceptionally high standard.
Loving your stuff.
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Sun 8 Jan 2006, 19:43,
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Loving your stuff.
you're getting too good at these
i still like mine the best though *smug*
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:34,
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I rediscoved Flash
after not using it properly for years. Combined with backgrounds made in photoshop Im surprising myself with what I can make. Hurrah!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:38,
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your spacehog is super
my looping skills are rubbish. i might even go and work on it now....
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:39,
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I recently discovered the filters in the new version
of Flash (after Rik mentioned them).
And then I discovered how to properly
export an animation (as a png sequence).
But I still can't make animations as
cool as your's.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:48,
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And then I discovered how to properly
export an animation (as a png sequence).
But I still can't make animations as
cool as your's.
My computer is too shit to use the filters
so I have yet to see them.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:51,
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Christ, I didn't think anyone had a worse computer than me.
*sympathizes*
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:07,
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*sympathizes*
my eyes
are bleeding... woo anyway seems like far too much effort for a saturday afternoon
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:33,
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You say that now....
but in five minutes time your monitor will explode
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:36,
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my head will have exploded before then
does that mean i win?
or lose the game :(
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:37,
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or lose the game :(
i love the full browser one
*sends links to friends and promises funny joke*
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:34,
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thats so thoughtful of you
you might also like to send them a link to www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/ -- lots of stationary GIFs that appear animated
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:40,
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