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# move the chavvers!
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(Alrek, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# You forgot
#4 - Drop out of the EU so they can't re-immigrate.

I'm my own worst enemy y'know
(Mori, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# 5. Profit!
?
(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# 6.
restart atomic test
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# there is a easy way
tell them if they go there they will get free burberry
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# get to fuck
as a Norn Irn-er living in England, you can keep your chavs

our spides are not so bad in comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ARGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Jesus christ
This gives me incredible fear
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I see your fear
And raise it slightly
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# fuckin' hell!
i have poohed
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Nice job on the mouth
I'm creeped out
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Looks a little like my Aunt Celia
(shhexycorin : victim of genocide, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:53, archived)
# oh, shhexy corin.
when will you learn?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:55, archived)
# are you an educator?
(shhexycorin : victim of genocide, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# i don't think there's anything i can teach you.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I'm sure there must be
you seem wise
(shhexycorin : victim of genocide, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# definitley cat! just as b3ta would want.
(nevermind, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:48, archived)
# asses of fire
poor birdie
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Perhaps combine all 3 into an escalating battle?
cat laser, bird double laser, cat rocket

edit - and I don't think I mentioned, these are great
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:53, archived)
# New Sunday Compo
Animals you don't want to fuck with...ever
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:54, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/5595706
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Scary yes
but not tooled up like cat and eagel
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# my first fp was like that
www.b3ta.com/board/2340963

/backintheday
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:54, archived)
# I'm loving the whole series.
But this one especially.

Woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# I know this cat's owner
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ARF!
PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Reminds me
of the end of mulan.
It should have ended with cats arses on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# no no! maybe cat instead!
(nevermind, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
GOD.

that's the best thing i've seen today.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Haha, nice laser effect
Edit: Put both animations together, so it appears that they're fighting each other with lasers over and over again?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Revenge is sweet!
Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# woo
and
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# See..
I told you..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# my money's on the dog...


/baited breath
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# This
(Mori, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Happy b3taday
and nice lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# christ
so it is. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

[sneakily rounds postcount up to 3 digits]
(Mori, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Now that's a good one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Tiddly-hee-hee-hee
Brillyunt

that does it I am installing GIMP and will be spanimating! GIMP does spanimate doesn't it?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# yep, though you might need to install a plugin
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Covered in your tutorial?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:56, archived)
# there's a separate official tutorial for the gimp
so you don't have to take my word for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Googled for GIMP + TUTORIAL
and now need to lie down for a while
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# yep.
there's a plug-in to create anigifs in the gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:57, archived)
# If old people had their way...
(I helped save b3ta! Biscuitzs -.. . -- ----- ...- -.- --. -.-, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Heh heh heh
The Mighty Wo-gan will save us all!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
#
Please wait there - a competition will be along shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:50, archived)
# my money's on eagle...
(nevermind, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Hee hee
Fearsome to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:42, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:42, archived)
# well
my money too - cos the cat isnt doing anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# oooh! you bugga!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Woo,
although i think this kitty

would give that bird a run for its money.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# ha ha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I didn't know eagles could do that!
(shhexycorin : victim of genocide, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Random
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Merkel is tanked, Putin is staring at her chest.
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Poor cat. Please note: the spaceship is South Korean.
(Alrek, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:37, archived)
# *GASP*
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Gosh I'm feeling fluffy today

EDITl Yay! Kittins! Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:39, archived)
# The flith will be taking a statement from fluffy later
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# rescued by the dancing splat
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Yay!
Hahahaha, that rocks! Cheers, glad someone foiund a use for my splattage
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# :)
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:56, archived)
#
you need the html tags in the Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.. cos im lazy and can't remember them
(33% longer is struggling to think of a witty comment for here, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Whoops
Terribly sorry, used the wrong tags.
(Alrek, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:40, archived)
# use teh uplaod codez, luke.
edit: ha ha ha ha ha

christ. that cat.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:40, archived)
# My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
(2P4E nil admirari, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:33, archived)
# STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:34, archived)
# hammer!
(I_tickle_myself, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:13, archived)
# ha ah aha aha hahaha ahahaha aha
*hides from she-ladies*
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:14, archived)
# co-incidence
strikes again
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:08, archived)
# you do get that google ads are based on keywords don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:11, archived)
# yes
but i dont see how ,without some kind of evil spookyness goind on, those two things could be connected by just words.
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:13, archived)
# the judicious application of VOODOO.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:15, archived)
# what beastie boys track
has "vee double o dee double o style" in it?
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:18, archived)
# ummm... i'm no Beasties expert.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Intergalactic
I believe
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Definitely Intergalatic
And here we go again, cause it's bin a while.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# MASSIVE WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Big text!
(Andy-, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:12, archived)
# FAT LETTERS
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:13, archived)
# blimmy.
i've never seen anybody have their text set to be that big before.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:14, archived)
# *waves*
I did when I had a crap monitor... and my mate does, but then he has a sight problem.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:16, archived)
# thats why then
mine is balls
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:18, archived)
# how do i make it smaller
AOL wont let me
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:16, archived)
# which browser do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:18, archived)
# erm.....er...........
a browsery one?...................
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:19, archived)
# firefox? internet explorer? opera?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Just get mozilla firefox
and all your problems are solved.

ever.
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:21, archived)
# ^^this^^
honk

firefox would never do anything like that.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:22, archived)
# yes it would...
hold CTRL down and use the scroll wheel on yer mouse...

instant biggyness (or smallyness)

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:24, archived)
# i'm on the WORLD'S OLDEST LAPTOP
so this isn't a problem for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:25, archived)
# ah.. CTRL + or -
does the same thing

edit

thats + (plus)

and - (minus)

coz it dont look right in this font for some odd reason....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:28, archived)
# goodness. it does too.
i've now made the text on this even smaller than it was before.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:31, archived)
# you are just so fantastic
im going to buy you a beret from paris.
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:28, archived)
# yay!
dont forget the onions & garlic...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Unless, of course,
you ask it to because you like that sort of thing.

ctrl+mouse wheel ;)
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:26, archived)
# The letters!
they're too big!

...apparently
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:15, archived)
# you are feeling
a really depresed cow??
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
# hehehe
what?

;)
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:27, archived)
# sorry
your profile name used to say eeeeeeeeeemmmmmmooooooooooooooo
like a depresed cow
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Pope-bashing would be a man's job
(Mori, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Just chippin' in
Your lard is my only desire

Prolly bin dun.

/lurk
(drudge_dread, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:59, archived)
# grrrooaaannnn
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:01, archived)
# oof!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:01, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:02, archived)
# * runs *
* hides behind lampost *
(drudge_dread, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
but who ate all the chips?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:05, archived)
# *spok*
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Oh dear.
*groan*
(Andy-, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I think zoot did one of these
but this is also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Thought
it might be a bindun, ho-hum :¬)


*hunts for more hummus*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:58, archived)
# hah
definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:55, archived)
# but then you'd sprinkle the seat when you pee
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:59, archived)
# they're never in a hurry
to put the seat back up when they're finished.

funny, that
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:00, archived)
# meh
msn is 90% borked for me

/edit: there it is!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Or
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:03, archived)
# hehe
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:10, archived)
# ah ha! is that the
fat man mega john?

not to be confused with nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
# its chinese new year

what better way to celebrate than a pissed up panda dancing like your dad?


www.monkeypiratezombie.co.uk
(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Hooray!
On a related note, in town yesterday there was a Chinese New Year parade, with children and lanterns and those scary dragon things with the blinking eyes. However throughout the whole thing I didn't see 1 Chinese person. Even the chinese medicine place next door was open.

Inspiring multiculturalism, I'm sure, just a shame the people it was aimed at really couldn't give a toss.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:55, archived)
# they probably left china
just to get away from this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:59, archived)
# I wouldn't blame them one bit
It was like watching a group of drama students doing bad interpretational dance. With lots of kids following.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:04, archived)
# that sounds like a perfect afternoon's entertainment to me.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:08, archived)
# I was stuck with work colleagues
I couldn't even laugh at the trousers. I had to act like it was inspiring rather than highly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:09, archived)
# heh.
i have a mental block that stops me from acting appropriately in situations like that. fortunately, my cow-orkers have five years to get to used to my idiosyncracies.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Better to be yourself though
That way you can always have fond memories of offending your ex-scout-leader colleagues by laughing at how crap the costumes look on the carnival float last summer...

Aaah, happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
# they would
care if they had drunken pandas dancing. Who could resist?
(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:04, archived)
# That would have made my afternoon!
Alas, nothing but 20-somethings in silly trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:06, archived)
# centimetres
or inches?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Millimeters, mate
Millimeters.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Nah, we use
willimeters
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
You said willy.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:18, archived)
# yes..
and smart arse us bought extra food to cover any urge for chinese we may get when they closed, and... the buggers aint closed.

and now I remember they did not close last year either...

damn.

ah well... looks like I will just have to re-heat that chicken with cashew nuts for tea tonight anyway :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Oooh, be careful re-heating it!
Do new rice :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:08, archived)
# oh yes
we only bought the stuff that they reheat themselves anyway (that is the little plastic box with just the chicken and stuff in) our local chinese does that.. they pre-cook the main sellers in advance, and bung them in the fridge for when it gets busy, them re-heat them. then they just do the rice/chips/spring rolls etc fresh...

lazy buggers
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Still tastes like heaven though.
God bless the chinese and their lazy ways!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:16, archived)
# indeed!!
although one of our new places starting selling spring rolls with minced beef in them... talk about a culture shock, we are used to them having beanshoots and the odd bit of chicken/bacon/baby prawns... but mince?

eek...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Thats a bit wrong.
Complain, the chinese aren't supposed to eat mince.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:21, archived)
# oh they got the hint....
after around 95% of thier customers returned them...

some of them came back through the window.

and yes... it was not open either...

its the 5% that ate them I feel sorry for....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Serves them right for trying to fit in. Crazy Chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:24, archived)
# hmm... I think maybe they were right though...
www.cooking.com/recipes/static/recipe1174.htm

ah well...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:27, archived)
# *shock*
I'm mildly dissapointed.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Have a pea


Multiculturalism has a habit of not-quite-getting it. For example, in this part of the world they love to celebrate that major Western festival with a countdown at midnight: "3... 2... 1... Happy Christmas!".

Also department stores don't put overweight old men into those red and white furry costumes. Daft idea. Santa looks way better as a slinky young girl in a red and white furry miniskirt.
(Mori, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Yup. That coca cola advert with the cherubic kids at the window brings us all closer together.

Nice pea.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:17, archived)
# and what about the amery cans?
and their "holidays are coming" adverts?

damn them!

its a "pagan festival hi-jacked by christians" day thats coming!

get it right...

*grumbles*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Ooooh, advert mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:21, archived)
# last bandwagon I promise!!
(littlegreenguy, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:48, archived)
# very good idea,
well implemented too.

A-
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
class, that

nice shoppage
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:51, archived)
# haha
great.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha,
sooper :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Hee hee, ace
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha!
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Do you think he'd hold the rose
in his grille?
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Fun in the snow....







web-pageyness
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# ha ha!
retro!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# that's cracking.
make it into a real game.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Sadly...
.. a touch* beyond my capabilities... Maybe someone else can....though I'm sure there's something like it out there somewhere....



*i.e. totally
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:44, archived)
# well there's that famous similar one with a club.
but that's devoid of the love this one has.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# i'd imagined it more like that gorilla curling one
maybe a sort've obstacle 10-pin bowling?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# ooh that's a good idea,
with sharks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Oh well,
maybe one day...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# haha
sweet! like curling with penguins!
(littlegreenguy, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:44, archived)
# reminds me of this
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Aaah...
.. a clasic
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# i do like the way
when one duck has sped out of shot, the next lies waiting for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:51, archived)
# yes
that's the beauty of it
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Yay!
Hahaha, thats splendid. More fluffy please : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:56, archived)
# OK, here's the pitch


Celebrity chef Antony Worral Tompson goes round to people's houses and does the washing up. Linda Barker does the hoovering and Keith Floyd takes the empties to the bottle bank.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# ha ha
christ. "saturday kitchen" is one of the best things on the television. i almost spunked everywhere when they showed you how to make your own pork pies.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# last night we actually made
the beef and guinness casserole with dumplings they were making yesterday morning
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Ooooh yes
That looked absolutely gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:51, archived)
# !
and how do you?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# fine thanks
how do you?
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# like
this, i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# i'm going to asda tomorrow
i may attempt this and post the results
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# use 7 times the amount of ingredients.
and make a MONSTER OF PORK.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# i'd already upped the ingredients to allow it to contain a whole pig's head
as a tasty surprise at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# make it into the shape of a pig's head.
that would be classy.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Herb dumplings
mmmmmmm
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:44, archived)
# i can sense a PLAN coming together here.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# PORK PARTY!
someone call 5olly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# the logical conclusion here is just to wrap a whole pig in pastry and bake it
i see nothing wrong with this idea
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# don't forget to add JELLY.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# lime or raspberry?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# BOTH.
and royal jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:48, archived)
# i'll order a skip-full
if this works out, the cows are next
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# I like the thing after it
That show with the South African/Irish woman and her tool for extracting juice from lemons.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:26, archived)
# zplendid thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Go David, go David, Go David........
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# fucking hell
best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# FACT
the Federation Against Cussing in Threads
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 22:19, archived)
# FACT
Fuck Arse Cunt Tits.
(I helped save b3ta! spawn, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# woo sir!
thats ace that is
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# it never stops!
amazing stuff, gold bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Fucking excellent!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# ^Yes, this!^
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Cocking Ace
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# beezer
just needs a hoody ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# That's bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# That is all of the

plus tip top!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Hi cocKolorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Thanks!
i only just found out what that meant :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 30 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:59, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Ian
Ian. I'm broken. BROKEN. broken. I'm broken on a level that Pootle would appreciate.

ughhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# what the hell have you been up to?
pootie is sitting right next to me, so i can get good advice for you straight away.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I can't even tell you
it was ridiculous. I WAS TRICKED, my head's on wrong now, I feel like my eyes aren't inside my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# he recommends gin.
and wine.

and a spliff.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# get on 4rthur
I'm gonna send you a message and tell you about my night so you and pootle can sigh and exclaim how fast I'm growing up/regressing in dementia *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# right-ho.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# done
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:48, archived)
# that is bloody amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)
# YES!
go, go, go, go david

*I like this*(verr much)
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# This deserves FP.
*clicks*

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# *feels pain at the splits*
That is most very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave2, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Why, thank you.
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave2, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# brilliant
ha ha ha great annimation
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# chaos
that's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Bloody 'ell,
that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# thats just pure class
amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# *nods*
yes, very much so
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Is that a body double?
Or made from photos of the statue?

Either way, it gets a *click*.
(Is it just me?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# haha! cor blimey
bloody amazing, top work
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# STOP
hammer time

Wooyay
(2P4E nil admirari, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# My word
that is beautifantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! ' ; , , ; ', Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:40, archived)
# ^ all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Cor!
That's fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# wow!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# That's
superb.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Mega fucking woo
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:55, archived)
# So good, I've just had it tattooed on my spleen
∑((n+woo)^yay)/(houpla-n)
(Fido Dido, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Simply Brilliant
top woos
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Wow
Thats a whole hatful of great
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:19, archived)
# That's spectacular!
Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:29, archived)
# That's great!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Fuuuuuuck
That must have taken weeks
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:57, archived)
# I don't know how you did that,
but it's fucking incredible. My hat comes off to you sir.
(Dooley, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# top of the milk
spectacular stuff
*****
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Right, I'm calling the police.
That's illegally good.
Excellent tagging, too. Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Crikey
Got all the moves. Laaaarvly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# holey
moley!

Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)
# This is one of the best things
I have ever seen. Seriously.
(rymix, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 22:12, archived)
# And this is just what I was looking for
Image hosting by Photobucket

Hello!

That's the chuffing nuts.
(rymix, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 22:18, archived)
# That am so awesome.
W/Y/H to the max!
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Thats better
than 100 naked Sharons from BG.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Sweet hairy Jesus!
That is just freakin' amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# that is so good i'm going to have to post on this board
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# wowzere
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 23:43, archived)
# That is totally woo and yay
with a side order of houplah

& bender approves



It's so good, I'll have to steal it for VJing!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 1:05, archived)
# i say!
that's superb.

nicely tagged too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Lock and Load =)


Color me impressed!

(pantsmonkey, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 6:18, archived)
# hahaha
very good!
(william_shatner, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 15:11, archived)
# wow.
Just wow.

Woo yay houpla panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# amazing !
huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 9:15, archived)
# Woo^9
Renaissance sculpture in endless pursuit of the groove.

Woo! Yay! Houpla!
(dungeoneer, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Ermmm... Jovi The Pooh?


/coat
/bobble hat
/mittens on string
/snood
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Oh.

Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# you've been at the..Bad Medicine
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# funnily enough, yes.yes i have.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# aaah it must be....Something For The Pain
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# i have a horrible feeling that we may be going to see them in the summer.
still, at least i'll get to have a nose around the new wembley stadium (providing it isn't still a building site by july, or whenever it is)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Don't tell Disney...
... I'm sure they'd try it if it occured to them.

Is liking the greasemonkey/userjs script.
(JamesG, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# i liked winnie mandela.
that was a good picture too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# i have NO imagination.
*stabs at keyboard with head-dobber*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
# oh well,
i still found it amoosing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Yikes!
Is it wanted dead or alive for giving love a bad name!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)

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