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# what to do on a friday..

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ..
you wont take me alive.. coppa!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Where are the seams in that?????
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# i LOVE the seams
that's coot (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# ..
^gooses^ :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# the who what now?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Bottoms up
Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# can you repost the cabbages thing in this thread please?
it is a work of utter genius!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:09, archived)
# "we're off to see.... oh bugger"
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# haha!
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
spiffing (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# you get my vial of baby batter yet?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# no

and i don't like you calling it that either
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# What do you prefer then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# man milk
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Prick-juice by post?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Intrigue.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# hahaha
yay
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# arf
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# ha ha
fab
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Ha ha!!!
yay! The ballad of a tin man
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# haha
t'riffic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:09, archived)
# woo great minds and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] quick & dirty

that's our Ulrika alright
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Way back when
small blue furry creatures from Alpha Centuri were REAL small blue furry creatures from Alpha Centuri
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Nice, and in the same vein
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Smell my sausages

this is LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# actually, I like mine better without the sausages

Now where have I heard that before?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# *waits for the inevitable*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# This is cool
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# wyh
touchmybum
(2P4E nil admirari, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# *fondles*
hmmm..this is LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:10, archived)
# haha!
silly
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Off to Hull in a handcart...
I am genuinely sorry (a bit anyways)



Spot of advice DON'T Google image search for Spina Bifida.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:45, archived)
# *ignores advice*
argh what is that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Oh my fucking GOD!
With my younger daughter (No, too young Nonny. Nonny! Put that down now.) there was a very increased chance of Spina Bifida from blood tests during pregnancy, complications during the birth (the little bugger tried to die for a bit afterwards, dozy cow) and other stuff like a very hairy back at birth (gone now) and the fact that she is very, very small, even now. I read up on it all I could at the time, but I never looked at pictures really.

I am glad.

Footnote: of course being small could be down to Dwarvism - to test for that there is a procedure which hurts the child a lot and doesn't help as there is nothing which can be done. The chances of her being an Oompah Loompah are small, but if she is, who's up for a B3ta bowling night in Exeter?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# yeeks!!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Are you saying that if shes a dwarf
we can throw her down a bowling alley?

Im in
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Well,
Maybe if she's just short and fat it'd be okay too?

(no Bowling ball hole jokes please, she's still far too small for that.)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# All the best dwaves are red.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# "younger" daughter?
I presume that means multiple daughters.
One of whom is "older"
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Not what one would call
Old enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Similar story
When they did the sonogram on Mrs Foxy they saw a couple things that indicated the baby could have Downs Syndrome. They did an amniocentises, which took two weeks to get the results back. The hull of waiting to find out... coincidentally, i never call anyone retards any more. Thankfully he's fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Usually on sonograms
they measure the thickness of the skin on the neck and based on that they will recommend an amnicentesis. However Amniocenteses are risky for the baby, and painful for the mother. So it is a difficult decision to know whether to have one or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Something about...
fluid on the kidneys, and something about the cartoid artery. Something like a 1:200-300 chance of something going wrong, and they said the odds were about the same. Don't know what i'd have done if it came back with him having Downs.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# We made a decision (both times) before the tests.
We thought that the possibility might sway us and so we sat down and decided, based on the situation, what we would do, should the tests say we had spacker spawn, so that we wouldn't have to make the decision when we had bad news to worry about.

As it happens we decided on both occassions that we would look after it, whatever, but that was a decision and is not, necessarily, what we would have chosen at other times.

Thankfully they're just shits and not too deficient physically.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:10, archived)
# it made me think twice about posting this
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Can you tell me what you have seen
rather than making me look?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:48, archived)
# basically abscess on lower spine
involving young and old and lescions and that sort of stuff

basically extremer cases of "split spine"

basically when the child is borned they are borned with a split spine and basically a hole in their back causing damage and drying to the spinal column, which is closed up as soon as possible by doctory peoples
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)
# So the same sort of reaction
as you get when you google image search for gangrene?

rather than the face you make when you search for hello
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Hello used to = Goatse
Sad days when Goatse is there no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# I think it still might
but I really dont want to check
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I had a try, seemingly not
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Well Well
People of note born with spina bifida:

Olympian and eight-time Boston Marathon winner Jean Driscoll
1980s rock star, John Mellencamp
Welsh Paralympian, Tanni Grey-Thompson
U.S. country music singer, Hank Williams

Sorry Tanni I think you're actually quite cool
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# and yet
there are no spina bifida fetish sites?

"C'mon baby, let me spine fuck you."
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Spina Bifida
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Shitting christ
*has bile taste in back of mouth now*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:48, archived)
# ^this
x infinity + 1
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ^this
(2P4E nil admirari, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahah!
just googled, fun stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# well i HAVE to google it now

ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:51, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck, were those pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This is just brilliant. Best thing I seen for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# He only ordered from there once......

Edit: Damnit.....now I'm hungry......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:40, archived)
# *rolls two D20*
*loses 18 sanity points*

*goes into corner and dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Lovecraft-tastic!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Heh..
That reminds of the day I found a dimensional shambler in my chinese take away.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:43, archived)
# bugger me,
dont tell everyone, they'll all be wanting one!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I don't recommend it....
I was transported, along with half of Uxbridge to Neptune. You might have read about it.... Anyway I my passed sanity roll and my Dilettante skills got me back safely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# cool
my pizzas are rarely so interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:45, archived)
#
Cthulu! R'Lyeh! Pepperoni and extra cheese, cheers mate.
(King In Crimson, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# oooh!
That's the 2nd time you've used one of my ideas!
I feel so very honoured!

Lovely work as always, Mr Jackson!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# A compromise is reached...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:38, archived)
# And Vince McMahon gets to fuck off
to the north pole without a coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:39, archived)
# woo!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Ultimate Warrior
has been spouting insanity again: www.ultimatewarrior.com/01.26.2006.htm

Not as classic as when he calls everyone he's ever met a homosexual, but anything written by someone who legally changed their name to 'Warrior' is sure to be fun.

PS. wooyaybears
(2P4E nil admirari, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# /chortles
"You know, another thing to consider for all of you who are vicious critics of mine. As bad as you'd like for me to kick it, think about the fact that when I do die my legendary status will become even greater. No disrespect to the Honkytonk Man, but if I was to die anytime too soon, Ultimate Warrior would be the Elvis of Sports Entertainment. It'd be GOD-like. Museums and everything. You know it and so do I."
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:50, archived)
# My favourite part was
"I've asked my wife, very bluntly, if I could sleep with some of the younger girls at the gym who can't keep their eyes off me, telling her it's an acceptable, 'in' thing that other 'constructive' adults are doing -- she just rolls her eyes and laughs and tells me how silly I am and asks if I've noticed that one of the steak knives is missing"

I'd love to read a fiction book by this guy, i actually quite like his style when he's not saying how great he is and how much everyone else sucks.
(2P4E nil admirari, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Tiger vs Polar bear
who wins?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)
# -
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(2P4E nil admirari, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Deamless!
Yes, Deamless.

Damn, but I'm a fat fingered cunt tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Just Tonight?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:33, archived)
# What is this?
Pick on Manley week.

I'll have you know I am a lovely person with a delightful family and a good job, it just isn't on to continually bother me in the way.

And I never kissed the editor of the Radio Times.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:38, archived)
# haha
it's pick on everyone week.

You should try kissing the radio times guy, he uses tongues.

edit : and it's not picking on, it's good natured joshing. Old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# no your not
your a lying cock sucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Cock off
It's not that bad
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Far far far far far
too subtle you cheeky young scamp.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# What's that you say Lassie?
You want to stick your todger up my arse?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Lassie come Homo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:38, archived)
# a little too subtle for me
TJ: click to enlarge what now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)
# *fears the ghosts in the sky*
*hides behind sofa to avoid splatter*
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:36, archived)
# willy bum bum
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:27, archived)
# touché
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:27, archived)
# touchy
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)
# touch me

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:38, archived)
# touch my BUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:40, archived)
# !
Touch my ham
(Andi "Monster" Currie, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:48, archived)
# One of these kids is doing his own thing....



WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# im intrigued
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Wooo
To juvenile pillockery!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# It's.....it's.....it's not in black!



(Hahahahaha, you said willy. hahahahaha)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:33, archived)
# I know who that is
It's Naive Amoeba's nephew!

Woo to the pic BTW.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:36, archived)
# This should be the guide for deaf people
watching parliament
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:37, archived)
# quite frankly
i find your language offensive. We shall have none of this potty talk on this board!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] May be a bit subtle...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# haha
it's funny because it makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
Face...................................................................................................................................................................................nearly off
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Cue Weston...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:25, archived)
# nah
not right now
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Pfff
Have you been saving these up all day?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Movie compos are my staple diet on here...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Haha
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Winter Olympics Luge Crashing Grandma
www.grandmaluge.com/crash.htm
(cowkicker, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Sorry, I was having a cup of tea,
am I too late?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)
# It's never too late
you hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Oh good
Only one does worry somewhat. Wouldn't like to spoil the occassion, you know?

Anyway, here goes:

Hamtoucher.

Well, I think that went rather well, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)
# *Gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# you didn't see that coming did ya?!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Not at all!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Yes
Very Good
You get 8/10 for the user of over dramatics,
and inordinate delay.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# minus
3 points for pillockery shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# but it's manley
it's to be expected.
I think he's going to put it on his C.V.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Lord Manley of Ven
1991-2004: AS Level juvenile pillockery (D)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Juvenile shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# *waits until shirley is 16*
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)
#
*grope group hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Interesting link though
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# oh noes !!
poor svenno, the bastard quo are gunna pay!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Quo!

*awaits imminent crash*

/edit: I do apologize

especially for crappiness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Nively done.
Yes, 'Nively'
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:20, archived)
# hehe
don't you mean naively? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)
# No.
Obviously not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# alright
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:25, archived)
# woah that's like
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)
# That fucker is just floating there?!?!?
Odd
(waxdart hello., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:10, archived)
# It's called
hang time
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# is that the period between peeing and putting it away?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)
# no,
that's shake time
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)
# my mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Good, but needs more broken leg
if TEH QUO are present...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:17, archived)
# I'm getting so desensatised
that it took me awhile to see the shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# This is the 10th Duke of Prunes


The 10th Duke almost ruined the Duchy of Prunes with his terrible curling habit, sometimes he would curl up to 5 times a day. Notice the "FUN key" on his lapel.
Fortunately some braw investments in chips by the 11th Duke, the current Duke's father, saved the family from a life less bazoo.

The 9th Duke
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# and there's the 'televised home game' coat
edit: did he have a nice walk?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# we'd only gone 10 feet
he crapped in the middle of the pavement and wanted to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# was it white shit?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:10, archived)
# what, that rare 70s style white shit that you don't find anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# yes, but the 10th Duke is older than that
I had to go back to the 40s to take hime for a walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# so his shit was rationed then?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)
# this is ace!
more!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:10, archived)
# No more today
this took far too long given how shite it ended up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# haha
these are good
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# thank you!
But see comment above, I'm not very happy with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Hoots!
Look at his lucky heather
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] shut it you slaaaaag
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(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)
# I bet he goes home and
sticks the candle up her arse for £50?

(waxdart hello., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ssshhh!
hello.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Long time no chat mate how're things?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Please forgive me for using your thread for this, because I think it's done really well,
but I don't think a lot of people actually stick to the compo, and just mash up some movies.
So what else is new...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# but this does meet the criteria...
no?

Director's different take on a movie...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I think there's got to be a degree of
'artistic interpretation'. As long as it's funny, that's enough for me. This is. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Yes
It is good
(2P4E nil admirari, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# yup
hence the apologies :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:13, archived)
# none needed mate...
I know what you mean only too well - its far too easy to be 'lazy' with a compo like this,
there is a lot of good new stuff, but initially its like 'repost' heaven
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)
# I noticed that
I can't blame people for being lazy though, i'm sure most b3tans have mucked around with a film poster at some point.

(2P4E nil admirari, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# It's the staple diet of every B3tan...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Meh
Maybe the competition idea is just inspiration. The entries do tend to get better as the week goes on and people think a bit more cleverly about their entries.

Edit: I forgot to WOO the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)
# i'm hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Marmite is Lethal - Especially if your nuts are in the jar


(dredwerker bored sig, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# The Sims do Brokeback Mountain
www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=115295

I know that they aren't shopped pics etc. But Im bored and can't wait until the newsletter comes out.
(cowkicker, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# well
dont bother checking your email for it ;)

runs
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Its homophobic to say Ergh?
you deserve all the equal rights.

but .. ergh


(waxdart hello., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Umm no its not
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Arf!
Quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# he he
cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# bah!!
age verification for USA only!!!
an i really wanted to lick that bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! One More Fatty on the pile since, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# cheat code?
according to comments on the site:-
OK, so for those of you who want to skip right to the clitoral segment of the game, the cheat code is "YUGORSKY". Drive home, then give your wife some head in a very "Dance Dance Revolution" style arcade scenario.

And for the record, those are not panties, it's a tan line. You see bush.

Then move on to the next level, where you're instructed to "find the Puerto Ricans" while avoiding a herd of killer Hummers.

- and there's a product placement of washing powder....?
(cowkicker, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# 90210
Popular Culture is useful at times.
(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Noon all!

Since we're on the subject of mingin' public figures...
or were, briefly, here: www.b3ta.com/board/5644577

with deepest apologies to the late, great Charlie Mingus, whose poster I appropriated
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# *licks*
tastes ok to me!
lil' woo woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# haha
never apologise, never explain.
It's good because it's freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# cor
there's something about that reaches deep into the soul and goes 'boo'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)
# A tragic tale.



Can anybody spare a little gift for an unlucky pup?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# hatstand methinks
but very woo anyhoo

i like the style
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# awwwwwwww
harsh, but fair (:
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# apenis
apenis
the greatest gift
that I possess
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
i always used to sing that when it was on the telly advertummy thing
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Pffft!
It's not just me then.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Nope
other people have penises too.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)
# cool
I likes the lining combined with the photos
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Awwww lovely.
He can have this

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# I'm sure they will get on together
A cheeky pair if ever I saw
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Woo!
needs more Bruce Lee . . .


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# I've got a bone
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# I have a gun
(pdjpdj, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# i love that, it's the tits
hence, i now love you too!
the boosh show was shown a little on bbc 2 last night
how did it go when you went? from what i saw it looked the tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# It was amazing!
I loved every little minute of it
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# lucky sod :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)
# aww
exuberance let's him down again
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# That
makes me so sad.

Please let him have his presents back.
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# I'd like to
but he wouldn't learn anything if I did that
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:16, archived)
# i
loves
this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)

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