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# Hobby horse is fixed...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:26, archived)
# 5.9, 5.8, 6.0, 6.0, 5.9, 5.9
good score Hobby Horse!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# *holds up card*
10.9
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# one of us
doesn't know what diving scores go up to...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:29, archived)
# diving?
oh!
i was measuring my penis!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:31, archived)
# 10.9 mm?
*spluffs*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:31, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
it's cold today!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:33, archived)
# but you're in the tropics?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:36, archived)
# OH FFS!

my penis is too large for most ladies!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:38, archived)
# ARF!

*uses cyanide tooth in suicide pact*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
# no no
he's into topics

Mmmm, peanutty goodness!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)
# i prefer a picnic :)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)
# 6.9
*titter*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# thats lovely
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:28, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Woo.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Kids' shows need a back-story.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
"charlie" :P

great stuff

Wooo


G'Ning everyone!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
smashing stuff!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:29, archived)
# *smashes stuff*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:29, archived)
# *repairs stuff*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)
# *hides glue*



/sniffs
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)
# brilliant
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:29, archived)
# top stuff
i've always wondered where the parents were
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Little blag in Kent pales into insignificance....
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Pffftt!!
The one time my locale makes national news & Im in another town!
ED: Still in Kent though, the greatest of ALL counties!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:21, archived)
# you call that an alibi !
investigates :-)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Shit!
Need to spend another £8bn before he finds out... but on what?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:23, archived)
# *chases with credit card bills*


:)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Oh god! They're ganging up on me!!
*runs*

Hows u been? not seen u in these part 4 a while
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# i've been lurking a little
and having to "work" the rest :(

but i'm always here somehwere...

and how is yourself?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Already done one presentation today
Got another one at 3 this afternoon
And if I win this award I've been nominated for, I've got to speak in front of an audience of 200+ at 8 this evening
All with a hoarse throat & man flu! Yay!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:35, archived)
# woo!
best 'o luck with your CDC award!
you deserve it!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Ta muchly
Im up against some strong competition, armed with their own magenta spray paints
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Pah!
Dorset shits on Kent, and smells of shit.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:14, archived)
# 'Clicks' because it's true..!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:23, archived)
# spot on..
:-)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:23, archived)
# but will she give me head?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:25, archived)
# YES!

the bastards.

(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:26, archived)
# this took far too long.....

........and i still dont know why i did it
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Awwww!

*squints*

Little Fido in what context? :p
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Bet he feckin did n all!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# JUMP
into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his funking neck -
There was no blanket


Laugh?! We nearly shat!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
WTFUX!?1?/!/!?!11/? LOL!!1!!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I haven't laughed so much since grandma died...
...or Auntie Mable caught her left tit in the mangel!

We are miserable sinners
Fiiiiilthy Fuckers!


Ah......soles.

/derek & clive
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Bingo! - oh, I nearly shat...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:36, archived)
# kick out the jams, motherfunkers
Image hosted by Hobofucket.com

'ning all.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Yay
Froggy!!! with Additude!

(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:16, archived)
# AAWWW...
Wait, was he here last nyt? Or did I dream that?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# It was a bad froggy dream......
*hypnotises*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# ...
all hail the hypnotoad
...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Woo
Kermitilicious :) Morning all!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# with a weapon like that
i hope he isn't going to KERMIT a felony

ha ha ha ha ha stop
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Stop the puns..he might
croak it...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
# any more and...
i will frog march you the heck outta here
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# well they just seem to spawn from one another.....
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:22, archived)
# *Doesnt mess*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# gunfight!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# preparing for...
BATtle
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:23, archived)
# beaten and insulted!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I like this!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Amy needs a hugggg !
how did the weekend end up ?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# *hugs*
I won't disturb you with the details but we made up and agreed to change things. In summary, Teh Mike - 1, Teh GF - Nil
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# msssssn
my turn to rant.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I'll give it a shot but I'm at work so it may just bork at me.
/edit: Teh borkage. You may now say cunt repeatedly such as I am right now.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:16, archived)
# i want to cry
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# oh noes, don't be doing that.
I'm working on getting teh shit going again. Smiles for now please.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:21, archived)
# you missed out on my boris picture yesterday
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:24, archived)
# cheer up
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Yay for Boris
That's put a daft grin on my face.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# and you missed this
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:33, archived)
# that pic (well the original post) inspired me
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)
# "urine a whole lot of hell once i get up"
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# you taking the piss or wot?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
# i tinkle wee'd better stop
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
me rikey!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# There needs to be more of this/
Woo!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# .
more kung fu
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Victorypiss!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Insult to injury
noice!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:26, archived)
# no yay
thanks to someone on friday whos name escapes me
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
# OOM!

edit: does this mean that the pic isn't yours?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# could i get into trouble if i say
no
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Trouble?
That doesn't cover half of it.

*Warms up anal probe*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# are you warming it analy?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Of course!
How else should one warm such things?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# It's a good idea to make your own stuff if you're going to take up a new thread
people can get quite uppity if you push their half-hour-of-effort picture off the board...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Uppity?
That doesn't even cover half of it!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# It's always nice to be polite if it's an accident.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:09, archived)
# This is true.
*refluffs*

Now don't do it again!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Half of it?
That doesn't... gets coat
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:09, archived)
# then its mine
mine i tell you all mine

mwaaa haa haa haa
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# It really would be a good idea to replace the pic with one that really is your own.

(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:12, archived)
# moonmoonmoon
looks cooler.
But this is nice still
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
# was it yours
?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I wish!
Although I did nick it for backdrop purposes =)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# dirty little buggers...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)
# I saw bush!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Lucky!
All I saw when I went to Washington was some guy in a t-shirt with the slogan "Clinton sucks!", I didn't see Clinton though, caused minor alarm to them all when I said the word bomb openly and freely while going through the metal detectors.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# that sucks
I saw the party atmosphere in Adams Morgan district, the holocaust museum, the spy museum, parks, pubs, restaurants, the convention center , many posh buildings, parks and malls
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:06, archived)
# i've got two in the hand!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# *gives bird*
Erm, I think I've gone done fuct the saying up.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:03, archived)
# i'd say shoot him
but we'd only end up with some other useless fucker in the white house.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# i say smite him!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# *gives stick*
Smite him hard!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Pervin' pandas are all of woo!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# so SHE'S the reason they won't mate!
Get her!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# cute
in many ways
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Went to a
ravey thing the other day what a shock that was
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Mmm
Spazz!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Arf!
Seamless!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# *spacks*
mmnnngngngnnnnggg
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Public info films have not been the same since they got rid of Charley!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *seizures*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)
# I see.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)
# urgh...
URGH...
ARGH...!!!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Amazing
triple spackage.

:)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Got a coldsore love?


(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:49, archived)
# would
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# don't ask for a blowjob, what ever you do.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)
# *cringe*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Rar!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:53, archived)
# *cries*
*retracts penis into body*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# that remind me of something i made a few nights ago...
NSFW btw :)
NSFW
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Not much of a mum, either
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:54, archived)
# 2 bagger
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Penguins are cool...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha
Woo Yay Houpla AND Panowie!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# They sure are!
Reminds me of when the parents used to run a bird sanctuary, all pengiun type birds shit like that. If they'd been in an oil spill it was the same but black and staining. The record was set by a guillimot shitting a whole metre.

/edit: I should add they normally wag their tail ends afterwards too in triumph.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
excellent story.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Thanks,
I must add that I left out the Gannets, they bark like seals, eat whole fish like seals and do shits that a horse would be proud of. I may have slipped in said large shits a few times possibly even falling into the pond once or twice.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Also,
did you see where someone one an anti-nobel prize (or something similar) for analysing how the internal pressure in seabirds works to produce this effect. Or something

Edit: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4318888.stm

*wags tail in triumph*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:42, archived)
# No but I wish I had.
There must be some way to harness this amazing power they possess. Shit powered turbines perhaps?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Some
kind of anti ballistic missile system maybe? Or crowd control? Maybe we could send them to guard seal pups. OTOH, given that seals eat penguins (fuckers- you'll never get me alive!), maybe not.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:46, archived)
# I'll get the carpenters to knock up some sort of array
Which I'll mount pengiun style birds upon. I just need to train them all to shit on command and then I can use this combined force to knock down anyone stupid enough to get in my way.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# You
could show them a picture of a seal when you need to fire. Instant penguin poo :o)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Good plan!
You clearly know your pengiuns sir.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:52, archived)
# being a penguin myself
helps
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# That can be something else we force battery hens to do!
Yay!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha !
I remember seeing that.
I particularly liked the awards for Economics and Literature.

(Ooooh I like the new Live Preview thingy !)
.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# this much pressure
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Could I buy a hundred of these for my budding nation?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:06, archived)
# certainly. let me show you round my showroom
in the hollowed out volcano under the sea. in space.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# I am most impressed with your lair, may I also hire your architect?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:09, archived)
# i had to feed him to the sharks
so he won't reveal it's secrets.

that you even asked, has put you on the 'naughty' list
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
# oh noes
*gives a brazillian dollars*

The people of Cuntonia respect the alliance with the lands of Biscoito, please forgive this insult.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Sharks
with frickin' lazers?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# pfffft can beat that
was at sealife center in skegness when i was about 12 .... one bird in one of the pens ... lifted its arse ... and hit the other side of the pen wall a good 10 foot away right underneath where my mum was standing lol ... everybody was laughing hard
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
squirts ! :D
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# your username seems quite appropriate

woo
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
yes.

(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:35, archived)
# haha they certainly are!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha!
the penguin in the background looking over to see what the fuss is about..
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Woo
Craptastic
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)
# haha I could watch that for hours
*watches*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Yes!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Yay
penguins pooing am all teh cute
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:40, archived)
# indeedy
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:42, archived)
# pingu!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:47, archived)
# *MOOP MOOP!*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
# semen
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# if you insist
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha
aceness!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
that's class!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I didnt see this covered on here yesterday but...


News of the world being thieving gits again, although this time you can see the tag:)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)
# ah, at least it was tagged
with "mugatu".

/ninja edit?

Edit2: Other than sticking b3ta.com on, what more can you do?

/had my puerile stuff nicked too, and I hadn't tagged it. : (
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)
# it was an FP too if i care to remember
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:08, archived)
# i don't understand the purpose of tagging stuff with a username.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:10, archived)
# "Get JORDAN topless on your mobile"
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Well, if you insist
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Wadi rum?
Di rum is in di kitchen!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:23, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:23, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Oooh my.
(, Mon 13 Mar 2006, 7:46, archived)
# can't see the tag
in "NT" obscuring it?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)
# there's none.
maybe i could have added b3ta or my own website, but i don't understand what the purpose of a username next to it would have done.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# I suppose it's analagous
to sticking your name on your homework jotter/ your book. If someone else produces that work, you can point out easily that you did it. Meh.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)
# that's probably the point,
ah good, cheers for that; i was thinking that i had been clearly missing something all this time, but i think you're point then is the reason.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)
# did you get any cash for that in the end?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# they sent £20
but spelt the name wrong.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Cunts.

mind you, i expect most of them can't spell.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:18, archived)
# true true,
i'm still not quite sure if it was deliberate or not.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Threaten to sue
That's what I did, got a lot more dosh out of them. :)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:26, archived)
# that'll be at least the second time mugatu will have been shafted by News Group!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:08, archived)
# 'ning
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:11, archived)
# 'ning sir!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# I am currently gunning
for money out of a bastard in australia who used my (rather obscure) name in one of his novels.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Good luck
Are you the late Boris Floricic/ "Tron"?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# well I am just seeing
If I can get some money. I'm not going to fly out to aus just to prove a point
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Radion
Do you reckon I can get some cash out of Unilever as my last name is Radion? - I *was* here first
(, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I saw that yesterday tooo
Scumbags
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Cheeky fuckers! NUTS magazine used that pic the other week too
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:17, archived)
# your well overdue a payday then!;)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Yes, except
so will the original copyright holders of the images he made to make his picture :)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)
# well i guess so...
dagnammit! so close but yet..so far
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Block their IP?
Perhaps www.b3ta.com could consider blocking traffic coming from news of the world's internet domain?
(, Mon 13 Mar 2006, 4:26, archived)
# Huzzah
image hosting by http://www.uploadone.com/
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:04, archived)
# I don't have a scanner, but
if anyone has today's Mirror to hand, check out the beast lady mum of a teenage preggers girl on page 5. Looks like Chump Manbeast's mum.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# oooh
you in trouble now meester
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Why?
Are the mexicans coming?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Motherfucking spoon lover!
Ning you cunts and non-cunts alike.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Ning!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Bding ding Ning!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:09, archived)
# 'NING!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:17, archived)
# WTF? Toothbrush has eyes!
Toothbrush doesn't usually have eyes.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:18, archived)
# tis strange
it developed while the brushing of the teeth ritual (to be performed twice daily, dawn and dusk)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Ah the holy ritual of the blessed teeth!
Could it be you've been eating eyes again?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:27, archived)
# well i didnt want to draw attention to that
not after last time
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:35, archived)
# you like to
rub pig products
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:08, archived)
# porkrubber?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:09, archived)
# tocchi il mio prosciutto


коснитесь моей ветчине
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:10, archived)
# .
Sie sind das Schinken toucher
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)
# .
Nobody got a scanner and a copy of the Mirror, then?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:17, archived)
# .
Você é o toucher do presunto
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:18, archived)
# repost - because.......
its monday, i'm tired, and I'm gay.... no wait your all gay



Here, have 2 jags the pig
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)
# i'm not gay.......am i ?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:32, archived)
# i was sorta hoping you wasn't...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:33, archived)
# haha
i feel like shite. sympathy.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:34, archived)
# *hugs*
feel pretty nice to me hun
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:35, archived)
# Smooooooth ;)
Edit: Off to kick some Uni-ass. Back later, sexy folks.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:37, archived)
# good luck!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:52, archived)
# psh !
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:38, archived)
# pah!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Stop grooming

i think 3 years in a vientnam prison should sort you out.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:59, archived)
# 3 years? My wife's going to kill me!
/Greg Mitchell blog
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:16, archived)
# *pokes*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:51, archived)
# *bums*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:52, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:01, archived)
# *fists ashes*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# *pokes also*
Ning you!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:16, archived)
# .
You know how I know you're gay? You're holding each other ever-so-tenderly.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:38, archived)
# hehe
woo
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Woo!
Huzzah for Prezza, and 'ning
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:44, archived)
# haha he loves teh pies
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Arf! He sure does.
"Please sir, can I have some more?"
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:51, archived)
# ha ha ha !!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:53, archived)
# haha
I still love the video of his amazing left jab
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:53, archived)
# goold old '2 jabs'
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Oh Yes!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Pffft
Class!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Made my day
ta :)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:21, archived)
# 'ning everyone

not quite sure why this happend?!



made me laugh tho.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha!
Those dirty, dirty emoticons
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:14, archived)
#
pretty sure one of them's welsh too...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:16, archived)
# chico?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:28, archived)
# teim





i hate that guy with a passion!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)
# you must be taking life to serious.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:00, archived)
# *nudges*
:)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Oh! I miss nudges.
Hilarious picture, by the way!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:17, archived)
# *nudge spams*
oh the fun!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:20, archived)
# I want nothing to do with your 'spam nudges', thank you!
I'll have you know I am a very respectable young lady. So, ha!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:22, archived)
# *nudges*
shuts dialoge box
re-opens
*nudges*
/repeats ad infinitum.....



*annoys
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:22, archived)
# If you set yourself to Away or Busy...
... I think you can press it repeatedly instead.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:24, archived)
# after a slow start
the board is picking up!

yay to that one
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:25, archived)
# beautiful
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)
# haha

very good
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Ning everyone! Look who I met over the weekend


the Doilie Llama
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:05, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
:)*



*first smile of the day!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
Nothing like a carp pun to start the day. Where've you been, Ironman? I've missed you
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:09, archived)
# i decided on a few days off work to de-stress
have recently moved to a new flat and spent the time
making it a bit more homely :)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:11, archived)
# hahaha
'ning!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:09, archived)
# 'ning good sir!
WTF!
live preview?
eveytime i turn my back something about this place changes...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:12, archived)
#
IT'S AMAZING! *praises to the lord*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:13, archived)
# hmmm...
I tried posting a spazz pic earlier and kept falling into a trance before I was able to hit the "post" button
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:16, archived)
# woo to that
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:10, archived)
# ha ha, cheers
Think yourself lucky - you very nearly got a d'oilie cart as well
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:14, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Oh dear, oh dear!
But very good - woo! :)
Good Morning, everyone!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:13, archived)
# mornin! :)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:13, archived)
# Good Morning, beautiful!
How are you, this fine, fine day?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:16, archived)
# I'm not too bad thanks - apart from a distinct lack of sleep.
How about you?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:22, archived)
# I am gearing up to pester Uni about getting an on-campus car-space.
After this happened yesterday on a side-road nearby. Also, might get some module work done. Maybe.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:23, archived)
# mmmm strawberry milkshake

doesn't look pleasant though :(
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Nah, was quite a bitch to get off.
But my Dad drove almost 50 miles to sort it. Yay!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:28, archived)
# good ol' dad!
bless his cottons!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:32, archived)
# stop hogging all the bed covers!
*pulls
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Pffft... I'm a very generous bed-cover-giver, I'll have you know!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:18, archived)
# heh heh :)
very generous



/no complaints
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:23, archived)
# Cheeky!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:24, archived)
# i must be feeling better then
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:25, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:20, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Awful but great.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)
# pffft
and good 'ning!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:39, archived)
# RPM
pissed driving home
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:05, archived)
# Just to clarify is this
you filming, whilst pissed, and driving?
Or just you pissed filming, not driving.
Is very pretty...One bit of it makes a CDC, if you squint and tilt a bit...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:09, archived)
# me pissed but not driving
shaking the camera like a loon
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Are you sure you're not walking?
the shaking seems to have footstep periodicity.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:12, archived)
# It looks like graffiti
done with neon paint.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:18, archived)
# That's neat
Woo unto thee
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:10, archived)
# Bring on the blur...
Runway

Xmas Tree
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Hoo-rah
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:12, archived)
# well fuck it then


yay for paint! Vive la Revolution
I like this live preview as well
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:22, archived)
#

*wakes up*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:23, archived)
# In soviet russia
Massive buckets of arses wakes you up.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:25, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
Arse of Big Buckets wake you up!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:27, archived)
# sorry
i wasn't thinking. ever.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:40, archived)
# no worries it is
something I am not so good at

after an evening of philosophy I end I realising I don't know
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:51, archived)
# have you two been watching that weird day time telly animation
with the two russian presenters or something?

(only recently discovered said strange show...)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:07, archived)
# no
I have just been very very tired
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:08, archived)
# well you should
it's strange...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:15, archived)
# /smacks self
GAH!
currently 3:30 and i still have to finish this damn work...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:25, archived)
# i'm in the unenviable position
of having to get up and recognizing the topics I read at 3:40AM (4 and a bit hours earlier) because they're still on the front page.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:27, archived)
# zomg yes
woah this woke me up... or was it the puke in my bed

alcohol is bad
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:32, archived)
# nice I woke up this
morning to Natalie Imbruglia - torn on radio free bavaria
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:34, archived)
# ouch
i hope you're ok.. did it hurt?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:40, archived)
# silly neon!
buckets dont hold arses!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:52, archived)
# yes they do
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Paint Comrade!
I just made this in paint, after a loong break
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:59, archived)
# woo!
'ning lovely B3tans!
i'm sure you've all missed me....
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:02, archived)
# 'ning ironman! i've missed you!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:13, archived)
# oh, bless your cotton socks
you're too nice to me

*wells up*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 9:13, archived)

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