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mmm I think i'll have a thai tonight

(pdjpdj, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:16, archived)

I can't believe

it's not buddha...

cue pearoast please :)

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:18, archived)

Yay for kittens

At least they are safe for work.

unless you picture them sticking out of a nun's cunt or something

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:18, archived)

like this?

edit: only joking

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:19, archived)

for sss

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:03, archived)

well, I like it squire!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:06, archived)

Hurrah!

They'll regret it.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:08, archived)

heheh

I hate the coconutty ones

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:08, archived)

*slaps*

Best of all the allsorts!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)

It takes allsorts

I suppose. Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:10, archived)

I'm utterly confused as to what's going on here.

Hello all.

Minor tj: anyone got a link to that game where you throw the girl around the floaty baloon things - i've found the George Bush one: www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
But I need the girl one to show a client. I've tried google and got nowhere. Search suggestions would be welcome (relevant ones, not ilovehorses or tubgirl please).

Thanks you lot.

Never mind, I found it.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:12, archived)

Prostitutes have clients

Businesses have customers!
/nazi

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:14, archived)

I'm an advertising whore.

Stick that up your crack pipe and smoke it.
then pass it over here, cheers

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:15, archived)

haha, fairy muff

*smokes*
*throws a whitey*
*passes*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)

*smokes*
*throws a whitey*
*passes*

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:19, archived)

*drops*
*throws a wobbly*

..bugger...

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 18:08, archived)

www.tubgirl.com

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:15, archived)

was it not

in a newsletter a while ago or maybe ages ago

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:16, archived)

seventeen thousand years ago

but it doesn't matter now

thanks anyway

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)

Free with this Sundays News of the World - Cluedo Footie Edition

(evildan, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:50, archived)

hahahahahaha

tuesday............

edit:haha it is rather good tho, if just a little similar to the rush of barrymore ones

edit2: HOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEEETTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE *flies out the door*

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)

haha

thats great

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)

You want to use <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/News_of_The_World_Cluedo.jpg">

That should sort you right out.

Good joke though. Have a woo

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)

ooh...crazy!

www.b3ta.com/board/5731455

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)

Jinks!

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:54, archived)

Hehehe...not bad!

Just adjust the HTML tags a little and you're on to a winner.

Have a woo!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)

Welcome

pull a kitten.

Edit: Hooray!

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MrSparky, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:53, archived)

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Comma, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:54, archived)

if only.....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:55, archived)

*beats with fluffy stick with spackerish alacrity*

tolerance is a virtue not dissimilar to patience.

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MrSparky, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:57, archived)

If you have tolerence, you don't get to post pictures of people with willies for heads.

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Comma, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:58, archived)

Granted,

but the poor chap has made a decent enough picture and only failed on the html bit.
Nurture the good newbs and dub the bad ones as having willies for heads.

I do love that pic btw.

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MrSparky, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:01, archived)

I got a bit of attention, though, and that's what I wanted.

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Comma, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:04, archived)

ha ha

hello you :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:04, archived)

Hello Mofalully.

*hug ashally*

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Comma, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:07, archived)

Cor!

*hugs you back ashally*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:08, archived)

attention?

*hugs*

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MrSparky, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:06, archived)

Yaay.

*hugs*

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Comma, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:08, archived)

I also realise i may have to eat my former tolerance preaching words...

Look what you've gone and started up there.

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MrSparky, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:10, archived)

oh, danny boy, da a knee boy!

i got knocked down
but i get up again
oh you're never gonna keep me down

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:55, archived)

*drinks a whiskey drink*

*drinks a lager drink*
*drinks a cider drink*
*forgets the rest of the words*

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abandonnship, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:01, archived)

i don't get the rooms on the cluedo board

am i missing something?

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:08, archived)

lovely!

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corington, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)

How do you like THAT big kids?

time for sweet revenge!

^ crappy small version get the BIG SUPA COOL one here

Use this if ive run out of bandwidth:

(tamale, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)

it's very large, but it's well done too,

any chance of linking it?

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:41, archived)

*something about lemonparty optimisation site link*

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mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:41, archived)

This?

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)

yes, that right there

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)

I clicked that

then was surprised that it wasn't just a lemonparty photo hoax.

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)

hahaha

nawty step with you!

half a cockin meg?!?!
edit: the smaller one is muchly woo! well done noobus you am woo!

domo ~~fuckin~~ really hates you......

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:42, archived)

oops

time for some shrinkage then...

(tamale, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)

ignore my unfluffyness

it really is a very well made post just a little too big 250kb is the normal limit on here. but it rarely makes a difference to me cos im always at work!

now domo is waving at you in a happy smiley way....

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)

It's going

to be fairly difficult to get an animation like that down to an acceptible size without losing important details. Why not create a still image and link to the big one offsite as suggested in the FAQ? That'd be the easiest option, anyway. :)

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)

done

there we go, made a lil one and linked to the big rudeboy

(tamale, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:54, archived)

Well done.

Tis a good post! :D Wooo.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5717805

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)

cheers cockey

but you may rememebr i saw it the first time and any comedic effect it had in the first place is now completely lost

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:50, archived)

is not

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)

SHOOT HER IN THE TITS.

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Comma, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)

NAWTY STEP!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)

yarn

please

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:53, archived)

buch

metter. welcome to b3ta.

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alexturgid has no sig, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)

look everybody... i did done a graffitti art

a shiney new penny for the first person to tell me what it says

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:34, archived)

RAPE!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:34, archived)

Mindpiss!

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)

NO no no

HOW VULGAR

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)

Rape?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)

mnnnngh

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gog, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)

R8R?

I DUNNO

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)

wrong

sorry

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)

THE OVALS!

THE OVALS!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)

rad dude!

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)

uh uh

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)

rad!

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)

Sugar

Ape?

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fuscous, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)

fucking

mexico

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)

rgp

but why?

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gog, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)

oh heavens no

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)

Rage?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)

ohhh

close one letter missing

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)

rager

rages
raged
ragef
ragek
rgaye
agret
rater
ahoahlaw
awhjldahldawl
_{aruorbarekranr;uewn;??}

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:41, archived)

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:42, archived)

Rage

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mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)

nearly

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)

raged?

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)

congratulations you are the proud owner of a shimey new penny

*note* penny may not be shiney (or sent)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:41, archived)

I'll Cillit Bang my own penny as a reward

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)

*ahem*

www.b3ta.com/board/5731377

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)

sorry

skint

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)

2 minutes too late if you look at the post times.......

/pedant

edit: obviously not lookin straight myself d'oh!

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)

Nu-uh!

I was at least 10 seconds ahead!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)

Benefit of the doubt

should go to the ninja in any situation really, so i guess the theoretical penny is yours.

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)

AICMP!!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:53, archived)

ROAR

Am I right? I need that penny!

(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)

sorry buddy

no cash this time

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)

R8ARA?

Not that that makes much sense...?

(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 18:09, archived)

rouge

huh eh?

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gog, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)

The Magnets an Magnet Magnet?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)

Almost hometime for Napoleon Hill

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)

what's for tea prunes?

I am having 12 pints of flowers IPA

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)

I'm not sure

definately some courgette and leek soup possibly followed by some noodles of some sort.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)

It appears to be borked?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)

You're borked

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)

Your mum

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)

hahaha

*clicks*

he looks a little bewildered.

(bobming, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)

*belms*

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)

24 mins to goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)

*gurns*

Championship gurning form there. Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:28, archived)

Gurnarrific!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)

Dug was not opposed to cosplay per se, but he did not really see what benefit there was to him in it.

modedit: NSFW. Back on the naughty step for you. BTW: I'm in an office at the moment and stuff like this IS a problem. It makes it look like I'm looking at porn.

After all, he was already a bear.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)

oh my

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)

poor erection

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)

needs correction

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)

Genuflection

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:32, archived)

Introspection

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)

4 hours?

Hmm, I'd have linked it - what's going on with this place of late? She's fully clothed and they aren't fleash coloured - *goes accross room* just looks like a girl in clothes or a swimsuit - doesn't look like porn - if you can't look at a girl in a swimsuit then you really didn't ought to be looking at B3ta in the first place, surely a CDC is worse?

www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/cosplay.jpg

I'm off to 4rthur then.

Incidently:

######################################

You are on the Naughty Step

Reason: "Posting NSFW images on the board. Please stop mesing with the limits of this site. It's really boring for us to have to modding you. cheers."

You'll be allowed back in 10516 seconds.

Take this time to read the FAQ.

When you return, please don't misbehave again as repeated ignoring of our rules can result in a banning.

##############################################

I'll be off now, see you all in 4 hours or so.

(Revd. Lord Manley of Ven, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)

'The Step', for that?

That's just silly
Must have been the same mod that did you for the fucking fire thing

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)

*blinks*

oh well..

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)

ha ha ha!

serves you right
edit: did you get a nice Sunshine Elephant pic to look at?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)

the stepping isn't a punishment

it's to try and make you undestand that we're serious about no NSFW images posted inline.

You are of course welcome to go and post on 4rthur.

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rob, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)

Well, I will have to for the next 4 hours or so won't I?

I think perhaps that the problem I have is that this just isn't really NSFW, is it? Id doesn't look like porn, not even from across the room.

I mean, I've been posting here for a month or two and it seems that, of late, things have become a bit weird.

I am not sure how the rules work any more - There's a picture of Lord Manley of Ven down there (not that he'd care) and that's okay, but Poisoned Monkey is modded for putting an entry into the 'How offensive can you be in under 5k' comp because it is too offensive?

We just need to know where we stand, it is a bit hard to have decent threads if people are scared of what they are posting. After all, it is B3ta.

I know we have to have a level of censor and I complained bout that burning kittwen and the guy who posted people he'd towed that day, but we need to have consistancy. Based on previous posts I believed this to be fine, but it evidently is not.

If I don't know where the boundaries are (and frankly I did not think this was anywhere near them) then how can we post?

What's next, CDCs?

Not moaning about this incident, just worried for the future - I can take a naughty step or two, but I'd like to see the board live on and these inconsistancies are pissing people off.

No point moaning, but please think on it.

(Revd. Lord Manley of Ven, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)

stuff that looks like porn = no

i.e the image you just posted.

crudely drawn cocks don't look like porn.

These are the rules of the board - and they have been since the board started.

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rob, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)

Completely off-topic

but are we likely to see links to the Links Board either at the top of the main board or in a decent spot in the front page? I have to go trolling down through the old news on the FP to see it... as I'm far too lazy to, a. bookmark or b. type the word 'links'... oh the effort!
Seriously though, it would be nice, loads of good stuff on there not getting the exposure it could, if properly incorporated into the site.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)

thank god for that question

I'd much rather spend energy on improving the site than this crap.

Yes. The links link is going to happen. Soon. We have a new nav bar in demo and it'll be pushed live soon.

I can't tell you how soon tho. But soon.

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rob, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:02, archived)

Nice one

Ta!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:03, archived)

agreed, theres been some really funky stuff on there

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:04, archived)

What about board stats?

Those were fun.

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abandonnship, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:06, archived)

broken

personally I don't miss them so I'm not going to pressure Robtoo to fix them.

You are welcome to mention it to Robtoo the next time you see him on the board.

But he does know about the issue - many have already mentioned it to him already.

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rob, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:11, archived)

Ah, well if he's already heard of it

it's not really worth it to badger him

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abandonnship, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)

And I don't agree with you

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:00, archived)

What don't you agree with

CDC's look like porn or a lady's arse does?

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abandonnship, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:03, archived)

oh well

I'm afraid it doesn't really matter if you agree or not.

This is how we run the site. I believe it's for the best for the majority on the site.

If you don't agree - then vote with your feet - there's literally millions other sites you can post on.

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rob, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:06, archived)

That's all very true.

I'm starting to find the fun is going out of this site.
The shame is that I was considering donating again.
I'll put my money to better use.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:11, archived)

oh my god - I take back everything I said just in case you might give us £5

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rob, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:12, archived)

Well I think it was £50 last time ?

and I thought a similar amount every now and again when I can spare it.
But if you are going to get all cunty about it !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:20, archived)

Your donations are very useful. They pay for the server that runs this board.

But that doesn't mean I can't be vaugely sarcastic if you say you don't like the site much these days.

I just try my best to help run the site for best of everyone. And that includes stopping people posting inline NSFW images.

Which I know is absolutely the right thing to do, with or without your support.

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rob, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)

Your home may be at risk if you set fire to it.
Seesaws may go up as well as down.
Other Internet messageboards are available

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:56, archived)

joining the Free Masons may have larger ramifications later on in life.....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:58, archived)

*fetches ceremonial pan*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:58, archived)

HOMETIME!

*runs*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)

you wait, you'll be a Freemason, just like me...

I'll invite you into our Lodge...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)

Well I agree with you.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:00, archived)

Cooler? Cooler!

No permission obtained, so sue me.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)

/gasps

No without permission! Think of the children!

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)

It's harmless

I'd be very suprised if Manley took offense.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)

But... but... but...

Permission! ...fellow boarder... sanctity... heinous...

Ah Fuck! What do I care? Jizz anyone?

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)

This hasn't been modded off, so...

...it must be open season...

Where is that picture of Lou?

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:00, archived)

If you want to shop Manley

you have to donate to the RNLI. 159% of fact! (see his profile)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:13, archived)

Meh.

Only if you want it in his profile.

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)

bye.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)

some punishment! You've got two accounts!

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)

oh my indeed

*Solid*

/Edit: Wheresitgone ? Why no Linky ? MOD Bastards !
.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:23, archived)

nevermind

it has been burned to my retinas for future recall

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:31, archived)

I've posted

The source pic further down the board.
It's much bigger too !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)

*FWAPS*

(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)

jinkies!

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NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)

Phwooaaaar!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:23, archived)

oooh!

Doesn't apply to me but...NSFW?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:23, archived)

Lordy

Bet you spent a good long while looking for source pics.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:23, archived)

Ages.

Which is odd, because I only looked at this one.

(

Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)

Pffft - Cooler!!!!

You are Steve McQueen AICMFP

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)

Senna Matsuda I believe

</perv>

(

Weetobix, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)

Egads vicar!

Slander I say

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)

oh dear...again?

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)

Naughty step for that?

Someone is getting a little over zealous.
At least link it as so not to make it such a thread-waste.

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)

This!

(

Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:32, archived)

yeah ^this

it may have been NSFW but a link stating that is fine surely?

these fcukin mods never get the balance right

(

Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:32, archived)

a link and a warning would have been

much more appropriate

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:34, archived)

Lord Muntley's post is debateable, but it is not that being questioned.

It is deliberate threadwastage on the part of the mod that I am complaining about.
There is correction and then there is censorship.

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)

perhaps I wasn't clear,

but I was totally agreeing with you

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:57, archived)

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:03, archived)

the balance is fine

we operate a NSFW rule on this site. Breaking it will get you naughty stepped.

This is not zealous. This is to stop people posting NSFW stuff and saying, "it's ok, it'll be modded."

People are working in the office - it's embarrassing to get photographs like this appearing on your screen. It puts people off from using the site.

If you don't want to be naughty stepped then don't post NSFW images inline in the board.

(

rob, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)

I totally agree

Although I think it should have been left as a link, so that people can still check it out as opposed to an empty thread. But that's just my 2 pence worth..

(

mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:41, archived)

Yeah

I would have left the link in, but I typed over it by accident.

(

rob, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)

i think what rob is trying to say,

is that even though the picture could be linked, the fact is that if every time it is linked, then people may eventually post any nsfw picture, anticipating the fact that a mod will come along and fix it.

i think anyhow.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)

ah,

i'm wrong. :)

three cheers to simpler explanations.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)

It didn't look NSFW to me

No nudey naughty bits at all.
How can you have an offensive challenge one week - I'd have had problems explaining why I was looking at some of that stuff.
And then delete a picture of a fully dressed lady bending over ?

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)

fully dressed?

*gets out notepad*
where do you live?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)

Coventry

And I see girls wearing much less that that in the city centre every Friday night.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:06, archived)

read the FAQ

basically we say no to images that look like porn.

it's not censorhip of content - we don't care if you make photoshops of nuns being raped - but if your pic looks porny rather than cartoony/comic/silly then it can get people into trouble in the office.

(

rob, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)

what happens on the naughty step?

(

corington, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5719581

(Revd. Lord Manley of Ven, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)

Pah to over zealous Modding !

Sauce Pic!
NSFW Allegedly - It's a lady in her pance !

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)

oh noes!!11!

nsfw

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)

mighty fine pance they are too

It is a little nsfw though to be honest, it would scare the bejaysus out of some of my colleagues.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)

It's NSFW

because it's predominantly a lady's arse
I don't really see the confusion

(

abandonnship, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:58, archived)

twerp

(

my mum, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)

Where's the link?

Would be nice to have the option of judging for myself.

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)

What Pirates do as a day job #1

Yay, My first Post.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)

that's really shit

only kidding, I likes that

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)

I thought it was shit.

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)

was shit

or is shit... make your mind up

(BoB2oo9 I'm not gay, Honest !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)

let's say it will be shit,

so that covers all tenses..
if it's shit in the future,
it will be now, and then in the past
so it's always going to be shit

(damn tuesdays)

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)

no. it's a paintmash pirate

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)

It's not a pirate,

but a man with a silver dildo in his hand
and a map of Australia on his head.

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)

silly frog

that is not pirate
put your glasses in
people will talk

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)

why thankee

how can anyone resist a paintmash pirate?

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)

I can't!

More of this sort of thing, please.

Yar P-)

(

blueNine Bees with Knees, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)

Dang

Need new pirate dayjob soon.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)

naaa... that's fake....

... he's indicating...

/edit: and doing hand signals too...

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)

You don't win friends with mindpiss,

You don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss.

Sorry, I didn't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm.

(

Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)

Could you put that to a tune?

I think we've got a 'number one hit' on our hands.

(

blueNine Bees with Knees, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:23, archived)

It's the mindpiss-conga!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)

Of course!

What ever was I thinking.

(

blueNine Bees with Knees, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)

maybe

you were thinking of that so called music group that used to go by the name of "Blue"

(gnatfish, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)

They're so dreamy...

(

blueNine Bees with Knees, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)

as happens

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)

Well

I like it!

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)

I'm so very, very, very, very, very, very, very sorry

I won't even try to justify it.

(trebizond, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)

flame

/AutoComplete

get 'im domo

~~you seem to have made it too big old chap! kindly shrink it or link it theres a good fellow...~~
edit: ahhhhh thats better and smaller no where was i?........oh yeah! RIS! i dont get it

(

Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)

I've been meaning to ask

is your Domo wanking his invisible head cock?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)

no hes multi talented

this is him waving.

this is him shaking his fist in an angry manner grrrrr!

this is him calling someone a wanker naughty domo.

and yes this is him wanking his headcock

(

Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)

what a guy

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)

Splendid!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)

Jasper Carrot?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)

Subject

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4775272.stm

Apparently he was wheeled about in a wheelie bin. Wasn't it quite big news?

(trebizond, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)

O RLY

(

mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)

BIGGER!!

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)

Generic Flame

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)

he reminds me of someone?

he's no relation of, no, he couldn't be, could he?

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)

He looks

nothing like her

(

betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:42, archived)

why does this always happen on a tuesday

edit/ thats better, still shit though

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)

Come one! 120K?

Shirley you can do better than that. You must be able to squeeze half a meg into a file of those dimensions. What happens if you save it as a BMP?

twunt

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)

Alright alright alright

I did the wrong file. Please forgive, you whining shits. :)

(trebizond, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:17, archived)

Welcome to b3ta

you will be ass-imilated

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)

oooh thats the way to abate us

call us whining shits, CHEERS!!

CHOAD!!!!!

(

Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)

BBC news headline taking the piss

Unshopped..

Story... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/default.stm

(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)

Arf

This is my fave news story of the day so far

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)

Excellent

Good for him !

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)

yeah

but they are "special" alarms, they work using vibrating pagers!

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)

vibrating?

new incentive for pyromaniacs?

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)

well,

it was the headline that got me laughing!

on a related note, Always make a smelly fart, the deaf appreciate it since they can't hear it

(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)

Reminds of of this:

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)

you wanted them to fit standard fire alarms?

I suppose it would be cheaper.
You work for the council accounts department AICMFP.

(

NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)

Frankie goes to bollywood

(Smokey the Weasel, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)

JIIHAD!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)

BADUM......

tish!

woo!

(

Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)

the second from the left...

his shemagh is filthy, get him to wash it, for ala's sake

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)

/bums embassy

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)

/bum sucks silk cut

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)

Jihad!

(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)

Relax!

(

abandonnship, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)

The true secret of his orange cheesiness.

(SarahBear, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)

hahaha

you am brill

(

Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)

seconded

I bet she's good at cricket too

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)

Silly Sir Spam

SarahBear is not fish!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)

Sarah bear is person

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:17, archived)

That's good

can you do a similar one about Kilroy-Silk's Orange bitter cuntiness?

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)

Haha!

That stuff gets EVERYWHERE. Woo!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)

hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!

cheap as chips!?
woo as hooplah!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)

Hahahaha!!!!

excellent as per usual, Ms. Bear!

(Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)

woo!

Dear SarahBear,

I fink u is ace LOL and u have a11 t3h skill0rz. Marry me.

Mugatu x x

(

mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)

Wow! You really are one for quality over quantity.

Lemme break this out for the first time in ages:

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)

arf

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)

Hi Cockalorum!

(

mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)

hahaha

absolute brilliance.

Don't ever stop.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)

yes!

www.unoriginal.co.uk/nuvideos/Crying%20Wrestling%20Fan%20-%20UNORIGINAL.CO.UK.wmv

(Coca Hogg, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:23, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Brilliance.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)

ha ha!

of course!

(Prune, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)

Everything you make

is brill. This is no exception - hoorays!

(

Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)

ahahaa!

Yes, yes, yes. And wonderfully animated too.

(

NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:17, archived)

hah

ha!

(

corington, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)

Bwahahahaha!!

*clicks*

*saves*

(

Weetobix, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:28, archived)

love it.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:34, archived)

pffft!

Fantastic, as always.

woo, and yay!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)

im sex jizzin

(

?, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)

hahahaha

you are the bestest!

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 9:07, archived)

hehe

I like that!

(

moogy boobles, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 9:50, archived)

Your animations are amazing

Fact. Top stuff my precious.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)

ah cheetle facepaint yay

definition of cheetle much w00n3zz!

(Stoobert, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 18:50, archived)

little burdee.......

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)

awwwwwww

that am lully

(

Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)

Reet grand

Woo!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)

aw!

*fawns*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)

*steals*

*pawns*

(

mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)

Lully

Have you stopped drawing the naked ladies for today or are you just giving your drawing hand a rest?

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)

wankin hand joke

/autocomplete

(

Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)

I can draw more pin-ups if people want 'em.

Thought folks were gettin' bored.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)

If Im honest I have to say I prefer the animals

and the more comic images. If I want to see artistic boobies I go to met art

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)

I'd like to see more of the

denizens of Pipingrad. Got addicted to your strips though these.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)

I'd like to see

more Sh*thouse myself, those little guys are hilarious fun.

(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)

^^ yes, this

more like "Edward the baboon" please!

(

NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)

hehe

more breasts

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)

woo!

I like this! *clickies*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)

'noon all

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)

'noon chunders!

woo!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)

hehe

hellooooo

(

mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)

It's good. but I can't

smile. I've just found out that Ivor Cutler has died.

:-(

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)

Oh fuck

"Where is it, the breaking point?"

He was awesome.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)

A sad day ndeed

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)

Who?

(

mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)

For fuck's sake

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)

I haven't heard of him either

(

mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)

me neither

(

Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)

nor me!

(

Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)

Ditto

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)

www.ivorcutler.org/

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)

who?

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)

oh no

how terrible, I am gutted

who?

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4781980.stm

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)

this..

has saddened me :(

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)

fold down those two middle fingers

and make him rawk

Noon Chunders

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)

^This^

But woo anyway!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)

wanklner

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)

sorry I had to, I was forced.....

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)

hehe

much better.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

Lookalikey time

Is it me or is Mahmoud Abbas, Palestinian president, a one time crafty cockney chimney sweep?

live preview give me fits

(grubbymitts2 moving to Denmark where bestiality is legal. MOO!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)

they're both dykes

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

ba dum

tish

(grubbymitts2 moving to Denmark where bestiality is legal. MOO!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

Gor blimey guvner

you could be right. What a pair of Berks.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)

*does mockney high knee kicking dance*

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)

dr mark sloan,

greatest tv character ever.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:35, archived)

swiftly followed by

Mr. Monk, everyone's favourite obsessive compulsive daytime tv character!

(Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)

judge Judy Schneider rules the day time telly!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)

I beg to differ...

David Vincent
from
"The Invaders" or Theeeeeeeee Invadoooooooors!!!!

is the best TV character ever. :)

(

Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)

nah, he was a twunt

it's got to be Captain Hastings from David Suchet version of Poirot. The way he kept looking at Miss Lemon you just knew he was thinking, "Once I get rid of the fat belgian, your ass is mine!"

(grubbymitts2 moving to Denmark where bestiality is legal. MOO!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)

^He he!

Whenever i watched poirot i was alway's wating for someone to say *belgian accent* "Mr. Poirot with these ferro rocher you're really spoiling us!"

(Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)

On the same subject...

Here's me and a genuine "Guess Who?" card that shares my name:

(smuj83, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)

that is amazingly similar actually,

i like alfred best.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)

ha ha ha!

i bet you were beaten everytime! :)

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)

snap

he he

(

o0neo, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

The one on the right's

got a touch of the GMOS about it

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)

haha

(

mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)

You have something of a

Woody-Harrison-in-Natural-Born-Killers thing going on there.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)

Separated at Birth

(Gobshite, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:46, archived)

hahaha

WTFUXX?

(

Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:47, archived)

LOL!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

that's kinda spooky

i best drink lots of horlicks before bed tonight

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)

did you

actually shop that?

She has a nicely animateed smile. :)

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)

Link

(Gobshite, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:47, archived)

579k is a tad large sir

although nicely done

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)

Should I delete it?

(Gobshite, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

no, be wrong to delete it, its good

if you can, optimise it under 250k, if not, link it, its still well worth seeing

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)

'tis linked

(Gobshite, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)

you sir, are a gentleman and a squire!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)

^ this ^

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)

but well worth it

most defiant a woo

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o0neo, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)

WOO

and have a related peapost

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

Also Linked

(Gobshite, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)

449k is a tad large sir

although nicely done

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)

hullo good sir!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)

guten tag!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)

he he

what morph program you using ?

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o0neo, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)

PSP

(Gobshite, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

(Gobshite, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)

The power of the goth

compels you!

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The Mighty Bastard, not Rincewind, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:29, archived)

ha ha ha!

where's your mental hundred legged Chest?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

^this

rincewind teh wizzard rawxxzoorrs!

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

almost as much as Sir Samuel Vimes

he kicks arse

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)

ah yes

now he is coool. edit: he prods buttock.

also cohen the barbarian.....

*feels like a geek*

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)

it's the one time i don't mind being geeky

TP writes amazing stories
sod that hairy Rowling bitch!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)

haha too true

i've been readin them for years, i've got pretty much the whole set, bar one or two that have suffered one too many re-reads.

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)

i'm missing a couple

and haven't gotten around to reading the last two in the series

small gods is still my favourite
but it's a close call

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:46, archived)

I absolutely love Interesting Times

I read it about once a year. The rest are good, but Rincewind is the best I'm afraid.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)

dried frog pills for the bursar!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)

pfffffffft!

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)

yeah, im either small gods,

or guards! guards!

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)

^this^

and that and t'other!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)

you knows it ;)

what's so strange about your accent?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)

well...

apparently the fact that I'm Finnish shows through...as in my pronunciation of that all time favourite dammit...which I've been told sounds more like daam-et when I say it...

but I make up for it by being thuper cute... :p

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)

am glad you cleared that up for me

nice ta meet ya!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:23, archived)

I bet... =)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:28, archived)

Robert Rankin is far superior

in my not-so-humble opinion

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:13, archived)

I like that :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)

the animal stuck under his chin

looks really sad.
:(

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)

It's

an emu

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

pouvre petit emu.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)

that is trés hypnotic

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)

But

He'll be on fucking fire if he keeps that up

(skinwah punted Baxter, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)

FRONT PAGE THIS NOW!

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

look at his hair

he needs some goth juice

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The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)

That makes me want a fag...

err... I mean:
That image creates desire towards the thought of smoking a cigarette.

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Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:46, archived)

compels you....?

to set his hair on fire? yup.

connect his labrette to the mains? yup.

...god, goths wind me up!

(soz for the bad pun)

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

what's really worrying

is I think I know who it is

(fibble, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)

oh you do do you?

who is it and how do you know him and how can you sleep at night?

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The Mighty Bastard, not Rincewind, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 17:21, archived)

I'm not saying "who"

but I think I he was on the same course as me at university in Leicester.

(fibble, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 8:24, archived)

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