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# Name that Fillum!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:52, archived)
# NSFW
dead womans nipple!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# well I couldn't resist
/sitting in my parents spare room watching windows update
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
#
Sittin' in parents spare room
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' come
Watching the windows update
And then I watch the windows update again, yeah

I'm sittin' in parents spare room
Watching the windows update
Ooo, I'm just sittin' in parents spare room
Wastin' time

I left my home in Hull, yeah
Headed for the the place that's gay
'Cause I've had nothing to live for
And look like nothin's gonna come my way

So I'm just gonna sit in parents spare room
Watching the windows update
Ooo, I'm sittin' in parents spare room
Wastin' time
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:08, archived)
# yeah baby
i got the blues ...

.. screen
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Nice set


/edit
I just found the image you got the afro from. Mmm nice

Would
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:58, archived)
# I bet they are
really soft now
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:00, archived)
# by now I would imagine they are long gone.
but I aint going digging to find out.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:01, archived)
# but
Decomposed Princess Tits are a delicacy in France
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:07, archived)
# wuss
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:11, archived)
# wuss? here:
*passes shovel... *

off you go, I'll distract teh guards.

ah..

you got a boat?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Mighty Aphrodite
..
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
#
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# So I found out your reasons
For the phone calls and smiles...

ah.. at least somebody knows the words ;-)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Isn't it
a freak until the day
Until the dawn
And we can BEEP all through the night
To the early morn...?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:05, archived)
# nah.. thats those bints and thier cover version....
.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Republica?
or An Perle?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:10, archived)
# sugababes
twas nice of them to cover it though.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:15, archived)
# I covered Cars instead
www.abe11.dial.pipex.com/Cars.mp3

probably not as nicely though.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:18, archived)
# techno techno -- bleep
arf..

*adds to collection*

I have done a few covers myself, but I lost most of them when the computer they were on got nicked.. and I aint felt like sitting back down and doing them again :-(
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:23, archived)
# T, afro, whore,tips?
?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# My tea afro Di tea?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# em 3 shortlocks will's mum cuppa?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:04, archived)
# mighty
aphrodite
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Um...
Meteahairtittea?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Please tell me
you have a cup like that!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:00, archived)
# I have a cup like that

:)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Morte Vicar?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:04, archived)
# *shoots*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:06, archived)
# *cauterizes gunshot wound*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:10, archived)
# nipple!!
yay
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:01, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:20, archived)
# mmm
Nordia
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hurrah
For Racism!

(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:51, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
WOOOO very good!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:53, archived)
# That's not racism, it's religious bigotry

nice!~
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Hmmm...
Does that count as Sectarianism?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:58, archived)
# I don;t know, I was just hoping you would threaten me with death
for not agreeing with you
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Technically
Religious bigotry is all part of the race and religious hatred act and therefore is kinda the same thing...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:05, archived)
# i'm too pissed to join in, but I want to
but I have been drinking
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:06, archived)
# that is most woo
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Excellent!
Woo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# "How to fold your 72 virgins"?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:59, archived)
# So...
That's the first chapter sorted... any more ideas?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Well
If Mohammed won't go to the mounting, the mounting will...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:05, archived)
# I like
Very much ^.^
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:06, archived)
# arf
*bombs twizt embassy* (:
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Of course you know
This means war!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:41, archived)
# yay
can it be fluffwar ? :D
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Erm...
Yeah, why not...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:44, archived)
# drops fluffbomb
*runs away giggling* :D
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Damn
*retaliates with intercontinental ballistic fluff missile*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Popular in Essex, Kent and Central Manchester


100% Cunt dripping action guaranteed, or your money back!

cfb www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/ferddie.JPG
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:45, archived)
# er, yeah nice enphasis on humour
knob end

Ah, sick joke comp - ha, ha


(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:46, archived)
# yeah!
nice emphasis on spelling

edit: /pedanticcuntboredmoodblog
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:51, archived)
# cheers gaylord...
I'll try and type better for you
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:52, archived)
# thank you
it'll be muchly appreciated
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Now, now
Play nicely
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Only because you asked so kindly
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure why this one didn't take off!
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(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Rectally.
It's the only way Chuck Norris eats.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Perm Whale

Inspired by this
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:38, archived)
#
YAAAAY
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:40, archived)
# :)
swim around in a pod of disco fever!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:42, archived)
# heh
very nice...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:35, archived)
# ugh!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:37, archived)
# He's only got a small cock.
But on the other hand
its huge.

:)

i love that one


(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:38, archived)
# STOP THE PRESS!
WE HAVE A WINNNNNNNNAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:41, archived)
# yay pac wheel
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:38, archived)
#

^
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:39, archived)
# That
^
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:39, archived)
# dont take this the wrong way or anything,
but you've now got 2 images sitting on the board which are both blatantly over the filesize limit.

whinge over, i actually quite like the one down there V but this one ^ is just a bit hatstand
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:40, archived)
# ta da!! its really not that hard is it?


edit: i could prolly make it even smaller, but i cant be arsed.......
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:44, archived)
# and another,
now repeat after me "optimise to filesize is my friend"


edit: again, nice work. i like this one^ especially. just remember a little time spent optimising, never hurt anybody, and it avoids the attention of the mods......
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Argh
That looks horrible now :(

I'd say if it won't optimise to the limit, do a static thumbnail and link it with a size warning.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Silly Wolf, london eye is not pac-man
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:40, archived)
# pffft!

(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:59, archived)
# roflbiscuits!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:07, archived)
# That took about as long to load as a 22mb file
??
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:10, archived)
# <>
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:31, archived)
# how awesomely bizzare
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Woo!
I rather like this :)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:32, archived)
# that reminds me of last Friday ??
?
?
?
?
?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:34, archived)
# I fuckin' love you Mr Yum Yum
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
bloody wizbit!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:37, archived)
# tres woo
I stared, I laughed, I clicked.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Ha Ha thisaway
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry for crapness:
Eggs
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:22, archived)
# that is a cracking arse







/coat
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# oh
the punnage
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# very nice
(apart from the wetness)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# It's quite the effort
to rear-wet yourself. Does she piss out of her bum?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for compo
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] In al the excitement I lost track myself
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(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:19, archived)
# compo it!

"the most powerful handgun in the world"
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:20, archived)
# errrrrr
my god
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:20, archived)
# "Do you feel lucky cunt?"
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:21, archived)
# does your cunt feel lucky?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Do you feel lucky spunk...
on the face?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:18, archived)
# pffft
what about five-bellies though?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Frosted sugar cookie
Image hosting by Photobucket

Twentieth-century art.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)
# I like it
but is it art?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:20, archived)
# woooooooo
not really haha
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Art is in the eye of the beholder.
If you think it's art, then it is.

It's all a matter of opinion.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# .
its true its true
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:26, archived)
# The same isn't true for beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

/brainiac
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:29, archived)
# and more importantly
can it be milked?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:37, archived)
# The way things work.....
The way i'd like them to work anyway...


modlink
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:15, archived)
# thats great! :)
but very huge
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:16, archived)
# they wouldn't install an elevator
if otherwise
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)
# sigh
yes .. this is the 3rd version, 1st 2 even bigger....

Bloody optimisation headaches.. reduced resolution / colours etc... still massive
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)
# crikey
nice pic large size!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The most unique vibrator experience today!
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(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:14, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha
I also like how my picture appears for rampant rabbit in Google images
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Hehehe
*Caution - may not be suitable for people who live in flats, bedsits or semi-detached houses.
Woo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)
# FLASH GORDONS ALIVE?!?!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty



Behold the b3tavibe 2000. As if it would be any different.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:13, archived)
#
is that authentic magenta?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:15, archived)
#
It probably comes in all colours
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)
# looks a bit pink to me!

(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)
# if it aint #FF00FF
then its not authentic,

go n00b - you tell him!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:22, archived)
# It's quite funny
scrolling down past this.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Lol, looks like a cock-rocket!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] The sex toy of the film...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:13, archived)
# hahahaha
that's good
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha

you missed out gouge, rend and slice.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
brilliant
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:04, archived)
# AHAHAAahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:06, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


Brill.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:10, archived)
# his name:
CUNT
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:06, archived)
# *splutters*
Supoib!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:08, archived)
# *buys eleventy three*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)
# alright chap
would you mind if I bastardised your hammerhat?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Bastardised?
Erm yes?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:15, archived)
# changed it to a claw hammer
and had it pulling out the nail
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Help yourself my friend
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:19, archived)
# He he!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
that am great
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:13, archived)
# I can't stop laughing at that...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:30, archived)
# it's
fucking argyle
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:44, archived)
# haha
fab
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# I'm
still laughing
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 4:23, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 5:57, archived)
# Ha ha, cool as fuck.
I didn't realise it was a phrase in popular use.... I just thought it was my mate's nick-name!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Funniest fucking thing I have ever seen on here.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Whenever I look
at this picture, I laugh until snot dribbles out of my nose.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Dear God
I've actually seen something like that in a stag shop. They called it the Fister's Choice dildo or something equally ridiculous. Didn't have George on it though, so your version is infinitely better.

Woo!
(, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 19:18, archived)

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