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Big....horns.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)

Post its rawk!

Oh, and she's bad.

VEry, very bad.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)

hehe

I like the virtual post it note. Nice touch

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)

noice!!

edit: horny little devil aint she

/obvious response No.253

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)

nice pic!

dip dabs are nice!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:50, archived)

Nipples!

Pointy!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)

Out of interest

do the nudie ones sell for more on eBay?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:53, archived)

Sometimes.

The Sequential Art related one's are usually the most popular.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:02, archived)

Understandly

It's a very good series. I'd be surprised if it didn't get decent recognition at some point.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:05, archived)

I recognise it.

And I'm decent*.

That is all.

* This may be a lie, like the imaginary Victorians upon which I model my life, it's all top hats and shiny monocles in public... but teenage courtesans and Absinthe behind the twitching velvet curtains.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:13, archived)

is a post-it note on the tits a geek

version of a pearl neclace? ;)

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)

hahahahaha

this comment, strangely, has made me laugh very hard. It's a rather fun mental image, as well.

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abandonnship, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:28, archived)

Cor!

Makes me think of the film, Legend. Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)

Yummy.

Hellgirl!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:11, archived)

them horns...

...are big

cock.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:21, archived)

Noice...

_{/obligitory "Big horns!" response}

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:34, archived)

I'm gonna put you on my list.

You must make loads selling your drawings on eBay ... Are you an artist by profession or do you have a job on top of that?

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:45, archived)

maybe...

he combines both!

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:14, archived)

I feel I should be yiffing here, but i'm not entirely sure what it means

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mugatu, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:24, archived)

Failed Porn Films ??

(Well, it's almost on-compo)

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)

I'm laughing.

Quick and dirty woo!

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drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)

It's the (bitch) that makes it

woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)

Heh !

Halibut
Clownfish

I wonder where the Salmon of Reason could be

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:41, archived)

Jordan?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)

hehe

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)

His mommy loves him

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)

He's pissing himself out of his hip.

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Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)

naw

He's just pissing out of his hip.

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drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)

He's leaking coolant

woo

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)

well...

www.b3ta.com/board/5763956

(i.e. what I said up there)

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drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)

he's sucking a puddle into his tail!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)

hahahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)

hahaha

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)

hahahahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:53, archived)

hahahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:54, archived)

hahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:57, archived)

haha

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:53, archived)

b3ta.com/board/5763970

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:04, archived)

yes,

I was out of sequence

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:06, archived)

but now we have a new sequence!

Hurrah!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:12, archived)

hahaha?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:14, archived)

hey! this sequence isn't for cunts!

By fucking christ I want to go home!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:18, archived)

Reminds me of my neighbour

(Statement contains 0% truth)

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)

he is pouring a kettle out of his arse!

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)

Hahahaa!

Had to be said

(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:32, archived)

Poirot Feed

This poor little bliter sold a kidney for this.

If this makes no sense

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)

NSFW

He hasn't got his glasses on.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:28, archived)

Bizarre

and also vaguely NSFW, but ah well, not like anyone is just going to walk into my office. Probably.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)

I hope no-one walks into mine.

/continues wanking

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)

Fear not on the work front...

Breastfeeding is a beautiful thing... even by Belgian - er, men

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:34, archived)

officially SFW

It's even Safe for the Houses of Parliament.

/some legal thing that was changed a few years ago

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drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)

No, breastfeeding is fine, it's something my wife did and everyone should be allowed to do.

posting norks on the board is a differwent matter. From range it looks like porn and therefore draws attention to the fact that we are looking at B3ta.

/sanctimonious arsehole.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:50, archived)

Then get back to work

;)

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Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:00, archived)

I've never heard of anyone being accused of porn while breast feeding

_{Especially transsexuals}

Edit/ PS not implying your wife is either involved in porn or transexual

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:07, archived)

It isn't about what is actually being looked at...

...it is the potential perception of what is being looked at by your boss standing fifty feet away.

This has been made abundantly clear and it is my recommendation that every picture of a person be clad in a burka.

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)

Indeed...

but those who were wholly consumed by a sense of 139x181picture on their screen being misconstude as porn from a distance whilst they sit at work might consider the fact that there are much larger pictures... oh I can't be arsed. Not Sitting At Work O'clock

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:23, archived)

They might also consider...

...that there are better jobs.

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)

You should have said,

I was interviewing yesterday.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)

yay

for your lactating wife and your supportiveness!

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moogy boobles, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)

Is he entering that child?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)

Jesus wept!!

then it would be NSFW...
Maybe you should start smoking again

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)

I am enjoying how erotic that picture of child rape is

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)

NOT

WELCOME

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)

^this

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)

What Poirot?

David Suchet?
Breasted men?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)

just you

choader

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)

Cheers...

Oh well, at least you're fucking off soon

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)

haha i dont mean it

i just get overcome with vitriolic bile everytime i see you post........honestly.....its not my fault.

_{and what makes you think being in italy will stop me from coming on here?}

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)

The bomb I'm going to fit on your flight.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:01, archived)

what saggy

tits he has

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the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)

Awwww

I hope Poirot's got enough bitty to go round

(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:01, archived)

It would never take off....

(cactusrob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:23, archived)

shove a banana up your cunt! *giggles*

Woo!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)

goodnight all

enjoy the weekend
catch you all next week :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)

ta ta

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)

*waves*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)

bye!

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)

bye-ee!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)

Shove a banana up my . . .

. . . Geoffrey Archer?

(Gobshite, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)

Very iBrator advert stylie

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thistle, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:36, archived)

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

Whackson ~~flogs~~ closes #home, home on the#* ranch

* EDIT: felt more natural to use the word "flogs" somehow

On a totally unrelated point, does anyone have a copy of the "Optimist Prime" frontpage from a few weeks back?

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)

he should rent it out as a brat camp

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)

Oh yes.

"Billy, for disobeying camp rules again I sentence you to 2 hours on ~~the naughty step~~ jacko's cock"

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)

I done took a pic of my escher hand

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)

arty

very nice

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)

Is that a willy on the end of your camera?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)

No, just Mediocre

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Drunken Vet, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)

Ba-dum tish!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)

shouldn't think so

I do have a b3ta badge on my camera strap though ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)

I was wrong

the willy is growing from your ear!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)

that's right

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)

Yay

Awaits 5 pounds

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)

*hands five pound and a jaffa cake*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:34, archived)

You have

a very small hand...
Or a very big ball!

(duck Quack !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)

it's some sort of perfume bottle

of my girlfriend

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)

ooooooooh

Look at you with your fancy girlfriend and her fancy perfume bottle...

/handbags it

(duck Quack !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)

hooraffe!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)

now then now then!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)

hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)

haha

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)

Sooo

purb

(Eli-T, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)

Polish?

Did u polish it?

(Uk-Mule, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:09, archived)

They get bloody everywhere these days

Image hosted in Warren B3tas Anus - click for free B3ta image hosting

www.b3ta.com/board/5763860

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Drunken Vet, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)

haha

I would hang such a pic in my house too

/edit: I actually have a nicely framed one of a big pink thumb before the lens in my living room

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)

...

also it's [edit - nearly] cocking home time!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)

4 o'clock?

half-a-job-bob

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)

well 4.30 friday, i was pre-empting!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)

I only just started a new job

and I've basically finished my work for this week, so I might get to leave after lunch. This is a major shock to my brain, which has never had the possibility of doing this before.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)

That's cocking awful.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)

yup!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)

I didn't mean that as a bad thing.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)

I took it as a compliment

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)

And you'll take it again.

You bitch.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)

*cries but bends again*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)

argh

I just got that, and it burns

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)

Haha! Sea Bed!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)

spongebob squarepants

spongebob squarepants
spongebob squarepants
spongebob.....
........squarepants

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)

has anyone seem the film?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)

Yep

About 10 times

*has an 8 year old child*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)

that was fun

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)

my wife is giving birth this weekend,

so will make some time to see it in the next 8 years

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)

Congratulations!

I'd love to be a father

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)

how do you know you're not?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)

could be a lady

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)

this

↑ ↑ ↑ ↑

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)

I am

I have an 8 year old child

But i was unsuccesfully attempting to make a joke out of my earlier comment:

*has 8 year old child*

as if to say "that is currently what I am doing right now just now currently at the moment"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah etc.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)

Elective caesarian?

That's the way to do it!
Congratulations! There must be much excitement in your household :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)

The Hoff is in it.

What's to lose?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)

he's been out again

other shopping trips:
rabbit,
hat and napkin,
onions

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the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)

Poirot's norks

n o r k s

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)

Kids'll do anything

for a toot on Poirot's Norks.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)

I prefer

a finger of fudge for a treat.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)

They're full of Cadbury's Concrete!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)

ha ha,

you're not the first person to say that :)

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the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)

phwoar

i'd never noticed poirot's norks before

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)

Cor!

I'd never noticed Poirot's huge meaty cock before

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)

ooh, don't tempt me...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)

*tempts*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)

good grief

I'll never look at poirot the same again

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)

new newsletter out

but I'm not posting the link because my fingers don't work anymore

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rob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)

just slap the keyboard with your forehead

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new_matt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)

i've posted it on the other boards

because I love them and I want to start an interboard link war.

b3ta.com/talk/1367599
www.b3ta.com/links/3698

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rob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)

ha! they can't even read on the other boards!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)

I have already challenged them to a paintball fight

But I'll have to fire one round into each of my own eyes because I post an all three boards.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)

They are better than us.

No question.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)

what "other" boards?

this is news to me

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)

there are no other boards

move along. nothing to see here.

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rob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)

NO!

That will give away the upload codez.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)

everyone knows

it's up, down, down, up, left, right, left, right, a, a, b, b

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)

*tries*

*decides he must have mis-codezed*

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)

Hurrah!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)

Here you go you lazy cunt

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue220/

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue220/

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)

b3ta.com/board/5763838

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5763858

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Drunken Vet, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5763925

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)

w00t!

i love you rob............no, really man......i love you.............no really, i love you man

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)

bumlicker

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)

^^^ this

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)

busted!

*licks*

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)

Well I'm not going to read it then

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)

damn your eyes

damn them to hell

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rob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)

in the ass!

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drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)

haha

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)

*shun*

It would probably just contain something that insults me anyway.
I am over 40 and female and do music mangles, don't use the word "mash-up" cos it's naff. I am a DJ (a club one not a wedding one) and don't buy fucking greatest hits albums /endrant

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)

oh don't take it personally

that was a dig at someone from the Creative Commons who was on a panel at some talk I went to.

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rob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)

Oh..... alright then

*puts on Phil Collins' Greatest Hits and reads newsletter*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)

'mash-up' is such a crap term. It's bootlegs all the way.

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mugatu, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)

It is!

I can't bring myself to use "bootleg" either cos to me that is something that is recorded on the sneak (like a live concert, recorded ninja-fashion and flogged).

To be honest, I detest 95% of music mangles. People usually take two crap songs, mangle them and all of a sudden they are supposed to be fantastic? Bollocks! 1 crap song X 1 crap song = 2 crap songs! Double the crapness!
*puts away soapbox*
I still make them though because for some reason the punters love it.
*underlines "must get new gig" on things to do list*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)

Joos overload.......

....and another (dark and nasty) page.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)

i'm liking the dark stuff

and woo pic

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grey matter, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)

yeahhhhhhhh

you picked mine :)

(duck Quack !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dAH!! DAH!! DUN DUN!

/excalibers

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

hahahahahahahahahah

www.b3ta.com/board/5763393

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)

loon

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)

i clicked

every single fucking one of those links.
I think i have ADD.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)

haha

here's another one:

www.b3ta.com/board/5763837

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)

fuck sake

I still fucking clicked it you cunt.
Twice.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)

hahaha

mong!

BTW, have you seen this:

www.b3ta.com/board/5763837

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)

hahaha - saved by the colour purple!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)

bah!

foiled.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)

oh noes

pee time

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

Either that

or a sugar trip.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)

Woo!

I think hitler had that problem too

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

Arf!

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)

very nice

as ever

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

but

where are the beards on trains?

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)

The same place as the sexy nuns.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)

If you want something really badly

You just have to draw it yourself...

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)

I sure like the dark stuff

like my men

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)

Is it time to wee yet?

*gives piggy-back*

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)

Too much joos?

Nooooooooo!

I'm liking the new strip, but please keep up the Seq Art series. I think I'm a Scarlet addict.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)

A modern day idiom

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)

hahahaha

euuuuuurrrrrgghhh

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

any excuse

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)

Red nose at night...

...you've been in a fight.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

red anus on a monday

enjoyed bum-fun sunday

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

haha

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

you have been Bennied

AICMFP

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)

hehehehe!

Red finger at Dawn,
You've tried Rag Week Porn.

?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)

red pie at night, hope the ass tight

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mugatu, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)

haha

too right!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

Ha ha ha

No fun for me this weekend - Fucking cunt!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

this toilet is getting

a lot of use today

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

I thought that

when i found the image
you really don't want to google image search for toilet bowl

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)

i concur

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)

Black sky at night.... ..... it's night

Black sky in the morning... ... you've woken up at night

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

Red sky in the morning...

You've woken up on Mars.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)

haha!

red sky at night: you're fucking high on pills

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grey matter, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)

The Hunt for Red October

You're Sean Connory

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

No longer Red Dawn

Primarolo?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)

Red Sonja

Saggy bosoms

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)

Red Ken

Let's not go there

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)

haha

You sank my battleship!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)

Please don't be racialist to the Icelandics

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)

bint

should flush it twice. Nasty.

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drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)

mind the fucking gap!

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WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)

I don't remember

the grand canyon last time I played Mornington Crescent

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)

might have been invoked from the nash convention...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

is that the 1998 or 1999 convention?

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)

'99, the '98 convention automatically placed you in 'nid'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)

ah yes

I think I've been in nid for about 6 years now

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)

hmmmm, better make a move then...

"The Embankment"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

birdcage walk

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)

I was hoping I wasn't going to have to step in

but I feel duty-bound to play Mud Chute.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)

what fuc_{k_{_{i_{_{_{n_{_{_{_{g _{_{_{_{_{_{g_{_{_{_{_{_{_{a_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_p}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

haha

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)

Hahaha!

You feckin loon!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)

nice trajectory

right in the testicles

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)

i was aiming for something soft to break my fall

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)

small target though

etc etc so on and so forth

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)

i dunno

it's been so long since i emptied them
they have gotten quite bulbus :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)

haha!

*waves*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)

Silly Tony! Downing Street not Swimming Pool!

Gordon might get wet!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)

10 drowning street?

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Cunthorse, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)

Haha! Seamusly done

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)

Mind the pool..... mind the mindpiss as well

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WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)

Which one's

Ringo?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)

the one stealing hte babies in the Aus bush

no, wait. That's Dingo

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)

Isn't it

the Elephant in the Banana Splits Show?

Oh no that's Snorky.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)

mmmm

norks

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)

or the one full of old ladies with wings

yep, Bingo!

/gets coat

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:45, archived)

That's my coat - give

it back.

You can't put anything down nowadays without...

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:46, archived)

huh! have it back - see if i care

i was taking it to the charity shop anyway so ner ner ner.

i really must do some work....

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)

I didn't get into

work until 11:30 - I have a lot of catching up to do on here.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)

They couldn't

understand why it was such a flop after the success of the Big Ronnie...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)

pfft

looks like a pez dispenser

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)

Just like the real thing...

...does it sit in a chair for four hours squeaking about its Producer?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)

I think Ronnie "Danger" Powers

would use it...

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drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)

buddy ell

thats pretty good

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)

haha

fantastic

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corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)

yikes

hehe

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:43, archived)

i'd also like to point out that, in all honesty, some of my best friends *are* jewish

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new_matt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)

Haha

I like this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)

just you and me then!

[edit] and dan
[edit] and waspy

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new_matt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)

i like this

please add me to your list of people who like this.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)

we're in good company

obviously

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)

and nonny*

*assuming he/she clicks "i like this" 10 times

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new_matt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:43, archived)

me too

dont forget me!

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:45, archived)

ditto

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new_matt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:46, archived)

i like it too

now that i get it

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

yay

woo

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)

hahahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)

arf!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)

That's good

Now perhaps you could do similar with a Muslim, Hal-alkali etc.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)

that sounds like a teacher comment on a piece of work!

(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:43, archived)

You got me.

I once had a teacher comment exactly that on a piece of my work.

It was double maths.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:45, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)

hahahahahaha

i like this....a lot

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:46, archived)

arghhh

the bernard manning punnage

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)

what the punchline?

Fuck off and read the timetable, you anglican bastard?

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drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

his head fell off before he could say it

/derek and clive

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)

Pfft!

'anglican bastard'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)

i like this

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corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)

Bloody fonts

(dredwerker bored sig, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:35, archived)

haha

i thought of periods.now i am sad. it's period week in my house, 3 girls simultaneously avec les painters :(. no hope for the 3 men in the house. no hope.........

(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)

run

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)

get out, dont look back!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)

hahaha

wind them right up until they burst

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)

Red wings

anyone?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)

I understand

it's fairly common for women who live/ work closely to get synchronised periods.

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fuscous, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)

and there was me thinking of a pink

and yellow tv character

(dredwerker bored sig, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)

those numbers don't make sense

the first result has to bee the highest!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)

Acrylic turtle

(stereo123, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

aaaaaawwww

he yam pwetty!

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)

Lovely...

That reminds me... you don't see many pictures of tortoises or turtles nailed to old TV cameras these days do you.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)

I had that exact same thought earlier on today...

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

strangely, this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

ahh, now I have something to do

with all those turtles, camera's, nails and hammers that I have randomly lying around my locality.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

thats coz

thier union complained.

you can gaffa tape them, but no more nails.

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

means

no more nails

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:35, archived)

That's

lovely

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

ooh

that's rather nice

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

had to be done.

Sorry.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:35, archived)

i don't think that one will be appearing in the Sun

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)

hehehe!

Touché! (Turtle)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)

Touché Cloth

And away!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)

yeah

I noticed it too.

(stereo123, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)

lovely texture

:) woo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)

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