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# I did a model pic thing
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)
# ace
more blurrage!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# *bums*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# *faces*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# subbuteo time
40(ish)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Get yer feckin kit orf
Sorry, good noon sir
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Oooh!
got anything special planned for your 12k?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# *flicks*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Yay!
but what's the score?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# is that....
American football....?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# i'm afraid it is
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# HUT! HUT! HUT!
*bundles*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# *fumbles*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# 5 yards on the 4th down
CAN YOU MAKE IT!!!?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# NO
*fondles*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# SHED! SHED! SHED!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
#
was going to abuse you for that, but since you're regretful have a wyoaoy instead
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# ace!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# it's definitely not tennis!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Page 157 is very good so I hear.

Thank you all :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha.
Brilliant.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Not just there for the nasty things in life
Like a joke about Hitler and his gas bill.

Oh wait...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Genius!

*click*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# are we allowed to vote?
i voted
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Arfage!!!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
*stands on yellow pages - kisses*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# double arf!
with extra cheese!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That's nawty
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
Swaering makes things funny. FACT

edit: swearing is better though
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Pfft.
Excellent.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Excellent.
*clicks*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# *chortle*
link this pic to the Amazon page for the book and you've got a sure fire FP ;)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha, excellent
wd on the FP too!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# *Plugs*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:07, archived)
# you are a git
I still prefer your python young man
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 22:09, archived)
# woo!
on a related note, I actually knew the bloke.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)
# oh that is wonderful
just remembered this thanks to a crackin post
_click me big boy_
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 1:56, archived)
# Bernie was very pleased with his Corporate Sponsorship
Crabby-Wabbyfuck


I'm sorry - I needed to get this out of my mind.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# I'm glad you did
Tis most woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Haha! *clicks*
I like that =)

Afternoon Sir! How are we today?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Surviving on multiple latte...
and Red Bull. Battling with a load of work.

Yourself?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Ignoring a load of work!
Must get on with it soon though, I think =)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# CLAM!
what is that shell really though?
i used to find loads of them on the beach when i was a kid
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# scallops?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# could be
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I thought it was a clam
Or oister or sommit
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# not either of those
a clam has two rounded shells and an oyster just looks like a rocky snot
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Language, Timothy!
;)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I was waiting for that ;¬)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Sorry to have kept you waiting :)
hehe
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Pectinidae argopecten
or scallop

/marine degree blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# so shelfish
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Hang on, a scallop is an actual thing?
I though it was just a lump of processed fish goo they deep fry.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# scallops are delicious
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ^^this :D
yummehs!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# This is a scallop

unshopped!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
#
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# be affraid!
be very affraid!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# cool
one curved shell, one flat, look like the 'shell' logo?
pinkish and white?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Depends on the species
they share a common genus and family etc, but each individual species is quite different..

most are flat shelled on one side and curved on the other, but you get varying colours and sizes depending also on external environmental factors....

....just don't get me started on seaweed!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# k
i like bladder wrack
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I hate it
I wrote ten thousand words on it (or fucus vesiculosus as its known) and bloody egg wrack (ascophyllum nodosum) for my dissertation

Bastarding stuff! stinks like a ten year old corpse in a lab.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# aw bless
/rock pool jumping as a kid blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# wheeeee gotta love the seaside
I went riding in the sea on my bike this last weekend (and spent all of last night cleaning off the sand out of my disc brakes and derailleur mechanism)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You loon
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# smashing!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Class!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# well done you~
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# DON'T
Give them ideas. I can imagine Nathan Barley nicking this and getting a bonus and adulation for it.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Unfortunately for Alan, Felicity decided the poodle on his head would be nice to have for lunch.
I'm so ashamed he went to my uni.



(as posed by a local friendly kitty, Felicity the Wonder Cat, who also answers to Facility).
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# seamless
(i need to make a seamshorse)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# here
you can use mine
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# would
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Twice
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# get in line
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# *waits patiently*
leave me something to enjoy though, I know you like it rough!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# *bookmarks for later use out of context*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# don't we all
*reluctantly passes it to cw*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# The Force is not strong in me today.
These things always look better in your head in my experience.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# make sure it animates though
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# i still love that.
go seamhorse, go!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# nice!
top seamage
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Assistance on it's way...
fuck
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# busted!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)
# HAHAHA
just one thing wrong with that - the background's too smooth :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# What lovely garden furniture
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Is it?
I hate the cushion covers, they're stupidly 80s.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
#
I apologise - I was taking the piss somewhat

;¬)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# feel a pearoast
coming on...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# MOOOORTALL KOMBAAAAT!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# HUMPALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# bwahahaha!
yay! go Randy!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# hahahaha
Wasn't expecting that!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# you fucker
you made laugh out loud in the office!

HUMPALITY!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# i try, i realy do.
bet i made you look like a right fool ;)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# you did, you arse
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Humpality! Yay!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
that's fucking briliant
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
that's briliant fucking
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# I always try my best
More sex comes through recommendations, and word of mouth. No point in making a shit job of it
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace!!
*rare click*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Humpality!! Yay!!
Click!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
hoorah for this
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# haha
very nice
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# way to go Randy!
yay!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# bwahaha
pure fecking class. Well done sir
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*dies*

w/y/h/p/r

*clicks it hard*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Best thing ever
*HUMPS*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
To Randy go the spoils
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:22, archived)
# I could do with some of this
additionally - Randy's bar should fill up or something - or Bert's .....
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:55, archived)
# hmmm. yes... perhaps.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Replying again
but GIVE THIS MAN A FRONTPAGE! This is feckin' genius.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:30, archived)
# i'm not too bothered.
if people like it i'm happy.
sure, a frontpage would have been nice, but it's not the end of the world.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 2:09, archived)
# I was drunk when I wrote that last night
but I mean it!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)
# oh, well...
what the FP fairys don't like doesn't get FPed

it'd be kinda null now, anyway, as i'd be overshadowed by that Realy long FP, so yeah :P
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Ah well
I'm quite enjoying this clandestine conversation, deep in the archive. I wonder how long we can keep it going?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# let's see, shall we?
so... how are things?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Not bad at all
just had a lovely tea of sausages and mash. Yourself?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 19:27, archived)
# i'm also rather spiffy.
if not incredibly hungry.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 22:12, archived)
# glad to hear it
I think I'll make some more coffee
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 8:57, archived)
# mmm... dark roast, my old friend...
this post is getting rather low on the popular page. also: what the hell happened to the virgin compo?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I hope this isn't the end for our thread
I've been away for a few days.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
i'll get the last word, for sure.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Well it's still going, deep in the spazz
and it's lunchtime monday. How long do these stay active for?
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# a week... i think...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)
# so still plenty of time to really get it moving
if we remember
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)
# of course.
why not bookmark it?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)
# I think I shall
anyhow. I'm listening to Pink Floyd right now too
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:18, archived)
# dark side of the moon is most probably the greatest album of all time.
i want to kill chavs who say it sucks.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)
# I'm listening to 'Meddle'
proably my favourite Floyd album
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)
# realy_what-i-need-is-a-bigger-ipod...
my-current-one's-full-so-i-can't-have-all-the-songs-want-on-it.-cunting-steve-jobs...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)
# I don't even have anything like that
just an ancient cd player that jumps at the slightest bump. It's mainly full of Jethro Tull this week
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:24, archived)
# The screen on my ipod has, predictably, broke. so if i have the spare cash it'll be put towards a new one...
but i have very little money coming in this payday (friday), i've got 200quid set on preordering a wii and 100 set for making spacecakes for a mate's 18th.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:26, archived)
# I can't afford much at all
I'm a musician, which is not dissimilar to being unemployed a lot of the time. Occasional bursts of money are spent servicing debt accrued the rest of the time
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Sounds fun...
i'd gladly do that if i had any musical talent at all. but alas. all my talent seems to be wasted on monochrome animations and comic strips...

but it's all good i guess...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:32, archived)
# Comic strips are great
which are your favourites? I like the PBF comics and Redmeat by Max Cannon.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:32, archived)
# i don't realy read too many...
seen a few good'uns online...
like this guy
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)
# you need to check this if you haven't already
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)
# ooh, yeah.
seen that.

spent a good hour flicking through it, loling and rofling.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)
# Also
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)
# Hahaha
that's a top webcomic, if not a bit freaky. thanks eitherway. right.. now i'm contemplating whether i should go to sleep or not...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)
# well if you decide to go
then I'll see you back here at this thread tomorrow
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)
# very well...
G'night.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Night Night!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:51, archived)
# good morning.
i need tea...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Morning to you too
I just made a lovely cup of coffee
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)
# coffee's alright.
but nothing beats a good brew.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)
# true
I shall enjoy a fine cup of tea with my old fashioned fish and chip lunch
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)
# don't temp me.
i have no money. all i have in my fridge is eggs and greek yoghurt.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# sounds like a suitable bag for ready steady cook
see what ainsley can come up with
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# hehe. you just reminded me of that FP
prick with a fork :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# yes
did that get un fpd?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
# hmm... can't remember...
is b3ta becoming nicer to celebrities?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)
# don't think so
only cool celebrities like Brian Blessed and Chump Manbear
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# rob should have tried to convince virgin to keep their challenge running.
i'm sure there would have been SOME good entries. like that compo a while back for pimp my britain or whatever...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)
# hehe
maybe, but there were too many easy options involving magenta in this particular case
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# More bored stop motion


The other one

It's amazing how bordem can be cured with just a lump of blue tac and a camera.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# JIZZWORM!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# you called?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# It's Mr Horrible
and he's bringing sexy back
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# *sexes back*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# *TAKES IT TO THE BRIDGE*
*throws it off*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# *pounce*
*licks all over*

heys :D
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)
# COR!
SEXEH!

*tongue massages*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I should really stop chewing mine
and try that...looks ace!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# At least stop before you get to the flash-bulb!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# aceness
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# i'm just learning ImageReady
and made a step-by-step thingo

click for bigger/non anim/sneaky-almost-repost
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# that's fantastic
ally camp

get rid of that blank frame though, it messes it up
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# It looks a little bit like Paul Gilbert...
...but I'm 643% certain it isn't him.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# It does!
*air guitar*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# i'll wager it's a self-portrait
edit: bum

although martha wainright is rather foxeh
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# it's Rufus Wainwright
some singer/songwriter blokey.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# thank you
done, refresh.
better?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# i meant the one near the begining
:)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# nooo!
if i get rid of that you'll see just how terrible my sketch outline is.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# pah!
do a dissolve or something
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# much too complicated for me
*is a techno-idiot*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)
# why isn't he dying?


ps: who is this?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# because it's not compo'd?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# ah, i see.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# woo
that's really cool. I like the transformation
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# thank you!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# woo. that's ace.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# thankies!
*proud*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# that is all the ace
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# thank you!
*happydances*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Woo!
Rufus is aces. :]
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# hehe - yep, he's good work-music
and he sounds all mellow but he's saying filthy things sometimes. *enjoys*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# For a slow board...
My theory on the creation of LIFE using Space, Cheese and the Underpants of Universal Construction!
Click for whole thing...
Click to see all...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Hehe - but your theory is flawed
needs more Dixon Bawls
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Oooops!
:¬)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Mucking about.
One of my favourite games on the Spectrum 48K was "BattleCars".



Not funny, but I thought I'd share it with you.
(source pic)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# aceness
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Is that the
splat of a badger you've just run over?

+woo
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# cool
reminds me of Death Rally

/286 blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# look it's a model!


Miss anything while i was away?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)
# ha ha
you're so cheeky
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)
# while i've got a thread (of sorts)...

don't usually go in for the Real Image Shit, but saw this there. Otis Spunkmeyer doughnuts and cookies - yum!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmm.
a little too salty for my liking.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# we had
spunkmeyer muffins in our work canteen. oh how we chuckled....
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Aye, we had some in our refectory at college
Sniggers were had!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# looks like *someone* went to legoland

[edit] and had a fun time. sorry spacked the text here.
Wooishness to you, I guess
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# pfft

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# their toilet signs are ace
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# we noticed that too!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Baby = Goatse?
^
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# that's top tip top stuff
very clever!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# as you were
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Ooh, that reminds me of that clip with the guy and the alligator at the zoo....


EDIT: Here it is. Don't watch it if you don't like shocking disturbing gory bloody things though, or if an alligator messing up a guy's arm is one of your darkest fears...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
#
clip dodgy pron
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# i think you're confusing with steve irwin.
it had a baby in it.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# it's a bit crap
but I was bored

suppose I should have been drawing Batman.......
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# It's not crap...
Is it Batman for the draw-off tomorrow?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# hehe..reminds me of my puppeh
biting bloody everything at the moment

in other news: Johnny Knoxville was just on the box here, pissed up, poured a hip flask full of Chivas Regal into his glass and proceeds to drink the lot
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# wow
imagine
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# chump
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# that reminds me, someone gave me a bottle of chivas regal some time ago.
*drinks*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# *holds out glass*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# better than their drink of choice in Jackass2
!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# hahah
could use more blood
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Saw the picture.....
....had to play.

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Haha :D
Where are the boobies?!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
*clicks until mouse breaks*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# pfffffffffffft!
milky milky
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# haha!
*joins in*

MIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLK!1!

*thunk* *thunk* *thunk*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha
woo yay
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
ME LIKE MILK!!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# haha
such fun
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# hahahah
ace!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# The sequel should involve a glass bottle.
&woo, obviously
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Thats
woosome
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# ha!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# dear god what have you done to that small child
Woo Yay Houpla!

edit: CDC anyone?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# no thanks i'm full
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)
# yeah, full of pink creamy tequila rose I'll bet
;¬)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha
that made me laugh before it even animated.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)
# hehehe
*clucks*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Woo!
*Clickage*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# this
the funniest thing in years
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# hahha
i almost pissed myself.

click...click...clickidy do.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 4:28, archived)
# Baby Funnee
Milk Funnee

Livin the dream...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Pathetic.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# alright
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# pffft
(with regards to sig) it's "Your all cunts!"

foo'
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# i'd go with you're as in you are
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# nope, not on b3ta
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# I think thats' wrong
you shouldn't of said that. looser!

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# aaaaaaagh!
my grammerbot just exploded
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# u hav al da 1337 spk!
i gon2 ejcl8!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Eh?
Is there a joke in there somewhere?!!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I got it
but I can't tell if the other replies are sincere :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
#
yes
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
# thank fuck for that...
:)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Well I like it
woo!

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# haha
what?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# *oooof*
I like this but it pains me to click!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I hear the Emperor has drafted him into his legion of best troops.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaha
woo yay
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# haha!
stormtroopers vs the a-team:

current casualty rate: 0
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Current explosives bill: £eleventy hundred
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# the A team could have fixed the Death Star in quicker time as well!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# It wouldn't have worked properly though...
...coz it would have had a huge cowcatcher scoop thing on the front =)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# aye, all they'd need is a roll of tinfoil, a cabbage, and some sticky-back plastic.
hmmm... blue peter/a-team crossover.

interesting concept
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Excellent!
Mum's getting a wallpaper-decorated armoured car/desk tidy for her birthday then!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like that. I like it a lot.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# i have to say,
i think i'm missing something here
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# t'was a joke i think
:¬)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# D'oh!
*smacks forehead*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# ah right, i thought it might be something like that
but, as the article says, this is such a common phenomenon, that i thought it was something speccific to star wars that i'd missed
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# i thought it was a joke about missing
*slaps forehead*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# yes, yes it was, of course! hahaha!
fuck!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# it's alright
i don't think anyone noticed

;¬)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I certainly didn't!
=)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# notice what?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Dunno mate.
*shrugs*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# arf
*points and mocks*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Thats the best wiki I've ever read
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# ^This
Hilarious.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I like the idea that the Stormtroopers might be camera shy =)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# The Inverse Ninja law was awesome
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# the fact that they always miss
despite firing plantiful rounds
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Goerges hopes of getting through to the next round drastically improved
when he saw who his opponent was
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# a stormtrooper would miss the side of a bus... even if he was on it!
*edit* or you could read the wiki link
*edit2* oh wait!!! MISSING SOMETHING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAA!
I'm an utter fuckwit me, terry!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
also how camp is the guy on the target?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# KILL THE GAYS!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I think its
modeled on Luke...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# it's not camp enough to be C3P0
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# hahah!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha it takes a lot of skill to be such a crap shot!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
"Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise..."
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Fantastic!
It would explain alot. It must be where they send bond goons as well.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
aces!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# that made me laugh so hard my eyes popped out.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# *helps to pick them up*

*sells on ebay*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# ace stuff!

"We could be here some time, Dav..."
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
oh my lord how that made me laugh
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:00, archived)
# FAMILY GUY
SORRY had to mention that.
if you havent seen it then bloody big medal to you for coming up with something which was on the best cartoon on our planet.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Even killing him was annoying
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# BANG!
in your face
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# bless him
he'll be dead soon anyway
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# he is in his fifties or summat
[edit] 49
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# zackly
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# haha
i didn't get that for a few minutes.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Nice flame action there =)
*clicks*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# he deserves more.
the cock!

woo to your anim, sir practical
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# *gun shot noises and explosion sounds*
YEAH BABY!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant!
Has anybody done an anim of him being ripped to pieces by DA BIG DAWGS?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
# yes they have
but it was an ickle dog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
# digby, the biggest dog in the world
he should do it.

he's a biiig fella.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Holla
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# holla back!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# heheh
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Does he have bling bike locks on his arms?
The twunt!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# They were meant to be medieval style handcuffs.
I regret doing an image search for medieval torture implements now...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# if it helps
I thought they were part of the original image and his awful fashion sense :D
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# I wouldn't put it past him
:)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Hooray!!
For granting my wish, I bequeath you with a woo, a yay and a *click*
Needs more decapitation and wailing terror though.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:24, archived)
# 'noon everyone!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# ahahah
lol
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Jeepers Crikey!
Exsanguination Heck!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# It's even naughtier when you do things like this, you realise.
Although apparently it's blasphemy when I look skywards and say things like 'Now I know you don't agree but it's not all about you so...' and 'Jesus Christ Almighty.... oh calm down, it wasn't that bad.'

I have a good relationship with 'im upstairs.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# this is not a criticism of you personally
but i really don't understand the need for religion at all
I just don't get it.
/atheist blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# to stop curious people going mad?
to keep law and order before the Police were invented?

to give an excuse for lazy men to wear big brown habbits
and doss about all day
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Aye, it's a boaty floaty sort of a thing.
Them that do, do (do dee do do do dee dee do), and them that don't, don't.

I'd rather people said 'I don't get it' than 'You're wrong and you're a twat' though. It's nice to have that live and let live sort of vibe.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# oh absolutely
i'd never do that, because science is dogma too (albeit, much more sensible, 'provable' dogma)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# And who ever called me sensible?!
Well, except my mother but she's ridiculous. She has the common sense of a wet piece of bread, the silly woman. completely fantastic most of the time, but on the big things she just breaks and becomes no.help.whatsoever.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# not really
a very common misconception. religion is dogma (i.e. an opinion handed out by an authority) but science is falsifiable i.e. capabale of being tested (and proven to be wrong) by observation or experiment.
it's pedantic but a very important difference to make. (especially when dealing with young earth creationist retards)

\scientist blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)
# fair enough
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# People feel a need to be told what to do
And what easier way to do that than by having an imaginary friend who NOBODY CAN ARGUE WITH COS HE LIKE KNOWS EVERYTHING LIKE AND HE'S MORE POWERFUL THAN YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# That's a rather overly-confrontational way of putting your opinion across
But hey.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I have nothing against religions
but I must admit I find the mindsets of a lot of religious people comically baffling.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
#
but I must admit I find the mindsets of a lot of religious people comically baffling
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Afternoon Cap'n!
*nods sagely at what C W said about blasphemy*

*hugs*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# *hugs*
Arvo, Mr K.

Bloody hell, I wish it was further along that just Tuesday *kicks can*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Craig Christ!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Woooo hahaha
*huggles*


*surepticious licks*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Ho Fo Sho.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# afternoon sexipance!
*huggles*

*is licked*

*slips tongue*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Jeezum crow!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Hahhaha
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# my sis
found Enid Blyton's first bible. surprisingly Jesus was white
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
# LAUNCH! (wait for it)


*edit - added delay, better?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Ha!
*likes*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's brilliant!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Thanks
starting to think i should have had a longer delay before anything happens.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# If you like,
but it's ace as it is.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# WOO!
BIG FLABBY WOO!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# I was rather bored in work
And started titting around witha photo....



I kinda liked the result.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# i see no tits
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# you were quite hard on yourself...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# pfft
you said "hardon"
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# You're wearing a hat indoors
You won't feel the benefit when you go out
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# You are 50% frank sidebottom
AICMFP
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# pffft
frank sidebottom is my hero
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# AAARGH!!! KILL IT!
/standard response
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# the drawing
on the right looks nothing like the photo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] meow
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# OH YES THIS!!
*resists urge to pearoast blatantly*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# pearoast?
wussat?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# This
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# that looks
really fucking painful
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# i sthat a sausage?
that they guy on the right* has in his shoulder?

*my right
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# ouch
that's just nasty!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# compo
it?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Done
forgot
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Pussy.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# death
by pussy wasn't exactly as I'd imagined it to be
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# if you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else.....
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# ...fuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# i never realised till last night
but he's in Ghostbusters 2!

:D
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# who? cheech?
is he?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# working in the docks as the titanic comes into port
and then again as they ride off on the statue of liberty!
:P
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# That is utterly lovely
and the kitten is nice too
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
#
I'm feeling more and more fortunate about not having any idea who that guy is
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# When Terrorists Read Books.
Imagine terrorists getting ideas from the media! What would happen if they started reading classics like, say, Dune?

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# whoop whoop!
woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha
woo!

please have this:
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# damnit
no "i like this"
link to the original pls so i can kudos you to the max
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)

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