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[challenge entry] What a Twunt.
"I don't need no prenup".
Ha. Hope she takes it all.

/rant

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:41, archived)
# That file's a bit large
would you smallerise it please?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Blady hell,
how did that happen?

edit:there ye go. Also, could you also tell her.


vvv

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:52, archived)
# This is actually quite amusing.
It is a shit comp though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] my effort, apologies for the shitness
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! SeduLOUs pants status update: pooped!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:40, archived)
# It's a bit big,
so to speak. Nevertheless, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:41, archived)
# OH MY GOD I'M SHRINKING!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:41, archived)
# agh
teh filesize oh noes
(Sonic_Gothic, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:42, archived)
# BIGGAR
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:42, archived)
# and then we can use it to wrap the planet in
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Don't forget about the moon,
we might need it.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:45, archived)
# One of the white borders will easily take care of that
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)
# The thing is,
its still really big. Has he gone home or something?

edit she
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# She
I imagine "loopylou" is a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:51, archived)
# her
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)
# No wonder
She can't read the replies or the filesize due to those "rape me" sunglasses*

*Possibly not what this style is called
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)
# she's friends with Gaz... I wonder if they IM......
viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=105373007&imageID=1118219017
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Well,
I have no chance!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)
# Phwoor.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:02, archived)
# ha
he dont look like that anymore, tis only cos he was in the raf for a bit, jeez you like investigating peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! SeduLOUs pants status update: pooped!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Didn't take much investigating
You published a link in your profile, 'peep'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:05, archived)
# yup
twas easier than thinking of something to write. didn't expect it to get posted tho. randomness everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! SeduLOUs pants status update: pooped!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)
# It's not investigating, it's a combination of curiosity and boredom


ever been up a mountain, wait, don't answer that. I know.

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)
# er
thanks..
(I helped save b3ta! SeduLOUs pants status update: pooped!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:02, archived)
# you know what we're all doing
over that pic now, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:16, archived)
# wondering what to shop her into?


/naive
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:21, archived)
# worse things have happened
:S
(I helped save b3ta! SeduLOUs pants status update: pooped!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)
# that is exactly what I meant.
Exactly.
Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:26, archived)
# so..
what am i going to be shopped into?
(I helped save b3ta! SeduLOUs pants status update: pooped!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Crikey,
she is forgiven.

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Do you...
Shower daily?:: no
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)
# In what way.
It rained a lot today, and I walked home. Does that count.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:06, archived)
# perhaps, let's ask Loopy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)
# hmm...
i think it does count. literally showering daily eats up a lot of geek time
(I helped save b3ta! SeduLOUs pants status update: pooped!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:11, archived)
# and wotsit munching
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:14, archived)
# psst
www.b3ta.com/board/6548752
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)
# And whats wrong with that eh?
And I corrected it.

*sticks out tongue and blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)
# *catches tongue with pliers and awaits your next move*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Lovely
A little large and not enough magenta. But hello!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:43, archived)
# YOU HAVE BROKEN THE INTERNET
(Londingham ., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:43, archived)
# [edit] Hairy banjo!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:44, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)
# better?
sorry guys
(I helped save b3ta! SeduLOUs pants status update: pooped!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:00, archived)
# :)
just playin', welcome to b3ta

edit: lurked for three years, wow.

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:01, archived)
# filthy lurker
yup, my first night of talking and not just laughing in the background
(I helped save b3ta! SeduLOUs pants status update: pooped!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:05, archived)
# prepare for the hazing then
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:08, archived)
# A lot. Nice to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Hurrah! for resizing!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Real album. And true.
EJplayswithFr
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:29, archived)
# needs
animation
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Please feel free.
My skills are (quite clearly) limited.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Fuckinell, it can't be! OH YES IT IS!


getting dressed after my shower this morning, I put my glasses on before my top, and had to take them off again to put my top on. I do this most days

did anything quite unremarkable happen in your life today?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:35, archived)
# I saw the new bond,
it was bloody lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:36, archived)
# this is good to hear
there were many naysayers when Daniel Craig was announced.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:42, archived)
# and to them i say nay.
He is definitely the best actor to evere play bond.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:44, archived)
# Even better than Connery,
shirly not?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Better actor,
not neccessarily a better bond.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
# I only had two cups of tea this morning, usually I have had three by now
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:42, archived)
# I too have had fewer cups of tea than usual
there have been times today when I wished I did have a tea on the go
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:44, archived)
# I should make another, but I'm tired and developing a cold
Is PG Tips good for a cold?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)
# cold remedy using tea....
large dash of whisky or brandy
teaspoon of honey
lemon juice to taste
top up with regular black or green tea
drink
make more.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)
# I shall take this advice when I get home, thanks GS
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# I fed the cat.
He ate it then ignored me, as he does every day.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:44, archived)
# they are our masters
you mut have realised this by now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:45, archived)
# It was very wet on my way into work
the bus was humid and overcrowded.

The lady next to me almost fainted
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:46, archived)
# 'inclement' has certainly been a popular thought today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)
# and a thoroughly nice word too
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:52, archived)
# I discovered that the work canteen
had a special offer on small cakes. So I bought some and gave one to a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)
# what a kind thought
you are indeed a kind person
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Well
he had dropped a very unsubtle hint. And he's lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:52, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)
# I ate a chicken stew in the work canteen and it was rather nice.
Then I had a Latte Machiatto. Which was too hot and I burnt my lip.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:51, archived)
# that's what happens when you attempt to drink girly sounding drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)
# I played Advance Guardian Heroes on the GBA earlier
got stuck on a later level (odd double-jump timing).
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:57, archived)
# I'm not into video games at all
I hope you resolve your game!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:08, archived)
# damn j00 PD, damn j00....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:12, archived)
# I have so far spent 2 hours writing, printing and highlighting notes on Intellectual Property
it is very dull.

For dinner I will have a bacon sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)
# ARGH Intellectual Property!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)
# YES, fucking, isnt it?
I am pure mush :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:21, archived)
# a bacon sandwich is an excellent choice
to relive a humdrum day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)
# It is
With scrambled egg and ketchup nonetheless!

Later I shall have cake. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] i made mine into a bookmark

click for the cut-out! or home
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:18, archived)
# now if only i could read
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Woo
You get one before the release
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:21, archived)
# yey
your website is blocked in me building :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:27, archived)
# nice...
very nice :o)
(eyes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)
# but i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:13, archived)
# amazing
Jesus just cunted Jesus in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:14, archived)
# jesus wouldnt do such a thing!
he would fuck him up the arse though...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:17, archived)
# Pob is jesus and has all teh wine *and* feesh!


Edit: Effort on last post = 1%
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:01, archived)
# That's SO
last week. :p
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:08, archived)
# haha :-(
But I only got my new computer on Tuesday :-( :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:11, archived)
# feesh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:12, archived)
# hahaha
quality as usual!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:16, archived)
# My latest toy
Interactive Imperial Walker

I'll have loaders for the indivdual modules soon... mindless geeky fun!
(planetfall, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:59, archived)
# that site confused me
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Nerdy Punnery


Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:44, archived)
# and they're always driving BM's too
you was right, it is nerdy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# If you got the gag...
You're nerdy too.
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# yup
*given me an idea for a piccy*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# The internet on a BMW M5
?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Don't pretend!
You got it.
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# checks filename
smirks
giggles
laughs
wets self
joins GA
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Damn!
I gave it away!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:54, archived)
# filename
now I understand :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:56, archived)
# twas easy - as BMW stands for
Bald
Middle aged
WAN ker

un fortune atly I got it.

/geek
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:01, archived)
# nah
Break
My
Windows
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Gah!
Freaky crab.
(IDontMakeTea, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Hehehe
I am liking these :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# it's "guess who went to a sea life centre" time
i took too much video :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Needs more maracas!
And possibly a straw donkey.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Crab-tastic!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# can crabs smell?
also woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:44, archived)
# haha
hypnotizing...
(william_shatner, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I just realised I haven't woo'd this
Have a woo.

There we go. Wasn't that loverly?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# he's forgotten
his floss!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# haha! yes!
and hello, not seen you about in an age. hope life is good :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:04, archived)
# he is currently jiving to fatboy slim- going out of my head
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:06, archived)
# put a Casio keyboard in front of him!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:14, archived)
# haha!
i very obviously didn't think this one through to its full potential. i may need to expand on it later :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:19, archived)
# It's still
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Or a harmonica
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# The "thing upstairs" had a developed a taste for athletes...
Sorry, bored..

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)
# This has a definite charm =)
And with that, I'm off home.

Goodnight b3ta - be good, and remember to turn the lights off when you're finished!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha
I fucking luv that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
# haha
trapdoor always wins with me
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Haha
Woo to Trapdoor
Woo to the pic
& Woo to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# this is who I think bought it

If you dont know what the hell I'm on about, click here
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)
# what a bargain!
especially with free shipping!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)
# pfft!
and some daft cunt bought it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# 'No longer a registered user'
Hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:44, archived)
# here you go
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue254/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# ooh
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Huzzah!
Ta Muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah, thanks Milkman Dan
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
# any time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)
# hows the spidaaaarr?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
# lovely
and fat. I need to feed it later
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)
# i enjoyed the added drama of the parasytic wasp!
very gripping!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
# I was really upset actually
I had no idea what I had unleashed!

I need to do my research better in future.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# the troops had began to talk of your whereabouts!
they were restless!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Cor!
Will read at home. 'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
# ah.. that is well timed
just kills a few minutes before grub time..

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
# DMANIT
i just thought "right, thats three hours wasted, but I've run out of random things to look at, time to get back to job hunting"
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Hooray! Ninjas!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
# awesomenessness
*reads*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Excellent!! *mwah* Please allow me to follow the tradition
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# that's not blessed
that's merely concorde taking off
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# I have all teh feesh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# feesh are tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# haha
look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# haha
wheeeeeeeeee!

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:14, archived)
# haha
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# haha
cool
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
# ends up in gridlock tho

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# POB!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! feaf, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I suppose I ought to
but I'd rather not.

get your fucking shovel out Heather
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Baddum...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Woo
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn! It's Heather Mills' lawyers!
(Plastic Goldfish, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# teehee
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# G'night Monsieur Micto!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Quick TJ
Who posted the pic with the lawyer talking to the boy about where he had been touched, then called a recess because of his hardon? I'm trying to find that image..
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# I would guess at Mongychops or 4dam
or possibly Waspbox
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# orrrrr
bennyhillslovechild

*racks brains for more pervs*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Night you
COME BACK ON MONDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Time for the loo, off you go.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Night, Mictoboy :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Ciao baby.
"And so mictoboy rides off into the sunset, spurs glinting in the fading sunlight.
He doesn't look back, and he doesn't wave, for he knows deep in his heart that he'll be back.
He doesn't know when, or how.
But he'll be back"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Brokeback Mounting?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# :D
Hooray for you and what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# I keep seeing bits of that film b3tafied
But I don't know what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Total Recall
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# you are joking? right?
or have internet connection in cave...
fdfdfdfd
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# It's one of those 'gaps' in my film history
Until last year I'd never seen Princess Bride, Labyrinth was only seen the year before that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# not even goonies....
its the law to have watched the goonies... punishable by exclusion!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# This is completely top!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# utter genius
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Abbey Road Frogger
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# The word frogger makes me think of Johnny Vegas now.
*crosses legs* only 5 minutes to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *runs tap*
*hoses down pavement*

*niagara falls*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# You are Thames Water
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# the CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# :D Do they cover you as well then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# with what?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Until what?
What's happening? Should I be scared? Hold my wing. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Until I can go to the toilet
Well I could go now, but I'm trying to wait until 5 o clock.

*holds wing, strokes little feathery head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Is this anything to do with
the watersports conversation I glimpsed down below?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# nope!
And I'm going now schnookums so bye bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# haha
ace fella

g'weekend all!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# *waves*
see you dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# t'ra Cap.
it's a weekend of woodwork for me

(pulling off skirting boards and door frames - whoop!)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Children in Need?
Time to humiliate a newsreader or two

linked by unpopular demand, mildly NSFW if your work has a thing against fellating hewsreaders

Jesus Trev, your action is terrible.

It's not really nsfw is it? It has so little naked flesh that no one at a distance is going to think so.

/mutters about changing standards, when I were a lad, fields etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# NSFW* :(
*since it give me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# rubbish, mr Bawls
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# so someone on their knees sucking a cock doesn't look like porn?
rubbish to your rubbish, Mr. Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# they're both wearing suits
no one ever wears suits in porn, it's the rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# That and underwear
More's the pity :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# aaah but trev' got a 'tache!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# they are both clothed
and it doesn't look like porn

bad day Dixon?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Yes and animated fellatio action on my workscreen could make it worse
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# bah!
run naked and free through the office, dispensing paperclips to all and sundry

that'll make it better, i'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# exactly this
but meh, whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# to be honest,even I would say this image is NSFW.
But I don;t personally care - i'm selfish, and I don't give a shit.

CONTINUE.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# This
*avoids top of page for a while*

Sorry waspy!

EDIT- CHEERS WASPY- it's just my monitor is pointed directly at the door to my floor manager's office, because they hate me....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# oops
sorry, you need to get ad block!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Never mind
I'll just stick down here until I have to go home.

EDIT-Hang on....

Right, are we linking or are we viewing, sugarplum?

EDITIO!- Linking, it would seem. Aw, who's a lovely boy then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# I don't agree with it
and I feel dirty and used, but I'll concede.

However, you have to look at last year's CiN effort - patch removed by Mongy, cock added by me...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# hahahahah
i lol-ed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# I am RISing at the BC thing.
I'm silly, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# no joke there
just removed the 'B' to reveal what was behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# OHHHHH
God I'm so shit.

Nighty night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Since the thread's already a discussion of what is [not] NSFW...
...may I ask if this is NSFW? www.catsfather.co.uk/img/tennisstroke.gif
(catsfather, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# not in the least*
*but I am clearly no judge
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# He's sucking too hard.
Is this not a little NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hahahaha his cock is a different skin colour...interesting!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# but but
I picked a colour from his face
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# how odd. Maybe he just tans his cock
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# its been up trevor's arse!
duuurty!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha
This!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# It's Trevor McDonald's black makeup rubbing off on him
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# oh dear!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# He's only got a semi, & Trev's tugging it with his teeth.
So this is why Huw comes across as such an old miseryguts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha
don't you dare link it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# oh noes!
now I not only feel like a cunt, I feel like a weak cunt who gives into pressure from all the other cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# minge!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# meh, let the gods decide
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# haha at u loser!
;) only kidding
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Or saves sweet little girlies from getting another wristslap
*bats eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# *Bats eyelashes like this* ^
:) I'm not all cunt, honest :(

edit: oh fuck it.. bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# haha
edits back and forth until bored.

/bores quickly. I'll leave it alone now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# ARRRRR
you...you...you....

well, I'm going home anyway...
later!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Just saw this on the front page.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Mooo!
TJ: What the FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# explain before i click...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Don't worry.
Completely Safe for Work.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# ace-ness!
he's gone deeper to the dark side!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# That's excellent ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# I thought you'd like it.
With his big pink helmet and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Currently I have
"Save on Jewish Books"
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)

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