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# Goooooooooooooooooood After'ning All
Long time no type... I've been off busy all morning :( so please accept my apologies, and also this picture:

Hope you're all having a spiffin Monday and had super weekends! I bought some new boots this weekend, so in the spirit of interest: What shoes are you all wearing today?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# super boots


*edit* yay - that pic is ace!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha woo I love this
thanks for doing the colour balancy thinger for me!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# actually - the wind is really rather spacky :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# no shoes
merely sockies
nice pic!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# cracking stuff
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Wow.
You're so good at the drawing these days. And do you know the major improvement? Contrast! Yes, Contrast my friend.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# psssssst
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Ah.
Bless.

I shall be all delighted and gawpy and cooing for some little while now.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# They isn't mine
they inspired mine after I saw one pic of it somewhere... I had no idea there was a big series ...:( I'm a fraud :'(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Yes,
I saw that. Still, plagiarism is just fine and being taught at all the best schools. In fact, for all of next week I'm going to pretend to be The Neville. I'll fool you all! Hahahahahahaaha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# is this a B3ta boarders work?
i likey!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Dunno
I stumbled across him today.

Puts an end to Don though :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# to who?
sorry

i'm not at all with it today
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Comfy slipons...
...that smell a little bit, because they're very old but very comfy.

How are you, sexeh?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I am wearing beautiful
chocolate brown Italian leather ankle boots.

Lovely picture too hon, *mwah*!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# chocolate?
*licks*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Alas
it's just the colour.

Probably best actually, otherwise they'd melt or get dirty and inedible.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Dunlop Green Flash....
....

And also, I just read your typing in song.

It was very nice!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# cardboard soles with bacon rind shoe laces
i added a touch of class by tipexing the nike logo on my ankle

much wooage to the pic also!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# These fellas!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# vere nice.

i'm wearing a pair of tan chisel toe chelsea boots.

what kind of boots did you buy? moon boots?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# i dunno why
but i pictured you in jesus sandals...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Sandals?
are you mental? have you seen the size of this hammer? health and safety would have my nuts if i was wearing sandals.

mrs thor has been trying to get me to wear them during the summer, even trying to butch them up by calling them 'man sandals', but i'm not so easily fooled.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# i would never inflict my hairy toes on an unsuspecting public.....
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Knee high soft black suede
with a kitten heel

sauce!


moon boots would have been better!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# walking back from your house
walking on the moon
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Cor!

send pictures for my shoe fetish site.

imelda marcos loves it.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# lully
I'm wearing some beige suede DC trainers.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# SEXY!

and the picture isn't so bad either (;
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)
# white globe
skate trainers

and woo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# A true story, in cartoon form.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# pfft
the man's a genius
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Giant mincer, you say?
But I cannot see Julian Clary anywhere.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# That was really really poor.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Yes.
Yes, I know. I'm not proud, just bored.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# lully.

i was reading a bit of your book the other day and if correct you have the same birthday as me and are also a spurs fan.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Wow! What are the chances of that?


No, seriously. What are the chances of that? 1 in 5000 or something?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# prolly,
certainly more chance then winning the lottery.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I was born on 12th February. I am a Spurs
fan. Are you enjoying the book?

You can now read the first 70 pages of the book FREE online at: www.thefridayproject.co.uk/books/tmwfa/tmwfacc.pdf
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# excellent stuff
how are the sales?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Fair to middling.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
#
that's what hemmingway said

it's a slow burner
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# isn't there a flickr group of folks asleep with the man who fell asleep?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Not that I'm aware of.
There is a gallery of people reading my book: www.themanwhofellasleep.com/readers/index.html
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# that's the badger
thinking a bit more, it wouldn't be complimentary to your writing skills at all if they'd all nodded off - sorry!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# that's what i'm reading, the PDF
but it has made me want to read the rest so i'll probably buy it.

bah, in the PDF it says your birthday is 10th of feb, oh well.

yes, i'm enjoying it, it is a nice read.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# arf
I'm enjoying your website very much
('sepially the writer who uses matchboxes)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# as always
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# mypsace has been blocked here
:(

*sniffles*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] the dyslexic cunt
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# that's quite good
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# you lie
and i demand satisfaction, i shall see you for pistols at dawn
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# You sir
are a Cad and a Bounder

You shall have satisfaction

I claim Nonny as my second
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Quick repost before I off to bed?
There were a bunch of twunts spamming the board earlier... So here's my head again:

(unshopped)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# arf



it's only just lunchtime?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# not quite,
it's a bit past 1am here... (australia)

and I have a cocking exam in two days. Arf :/

And no, the exam is not on cocking. That would be creepy (although much more interesting)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# ahah - right
well- good night

we'll be keeping b3ta warm whilst you sleep
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# aaaaragh!
kill it!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I am hypnotised by your eyebrows.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# You look like an Israeli
sex offender.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# incidentally,
I am neither of those.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Lebanese
rapist?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Bangaladeshi bumbandit?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Wud be better
with bogies up them big nozzies
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
#
(sorry for threadjack :/)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# woo
rather good!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] who has the trap?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Oh dear.
It looks like someone crossed the streams.


Wankers.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# *squints*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Smaller!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Luckily the electron microscope I was using for looking at fleas' scrotums is still warm
*points at screen*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# you're all about the cock* today, aren'y you?



*moreso than usual
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Do boys have a
"that time of the month"?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# yup it's called 'the month'
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT???
pfft. :P
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Um...
*blush*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# yup
we get a choice between anal or oral

choices may vary depending on your girlfriends upbringing.....
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
#
and size of maleness
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# size
i had to reduce it to make it under 50k, im still learning.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# compression rather than dimensions, is best
what app are you using?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# compression?
making the pics on photoimpression. getting codes from photobucket.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Just a question.
Have you read any of the replies you been given in relation to optimisation, etc? You've been given some pretty good advice already..?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# not familiar with photoimpression
but look here www.lemony.co.uk/tutorials read up on compression
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Von?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# eh?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# better him than bloody Lulu with TMWTGG
/didn't know until Sunday that Alice Cooper had recorded a title song for that film, which could have been infinitely better
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# but but
it contains the immortal lines "he has a powerful weapon"
and "who will he bang? we shall see!"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# that doesn't make up for it being a pile of horsecrap
worst bond theme ever!
Madonna a close runner up though
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Living Daylights for me...
...and I liked Ah Ha when I was 12
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Living Daylights was a top Bond film though
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# they are all, utter, utter, wank
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# See the new one.
It is truly great.

Seriously.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# i've seen clips
it looks like a highly polished turd
and the mere fact it had the same writers as the last three movies is indication enough for me
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I won't bang on about it, but it is worth your time.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# I did..
..my first ever acid tab watching that with my mum and dad. Very strange experience. And no they had no idea. I thought it was dud and went home. Imagine my surprise...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# are you talking about live and let die?
i love that tune!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Did you watch...
the bond themes telly programme as well?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# woo
I went to see the new bond last night. I quite enjoyed it, although I did count 9 product placements. There were probably others I missed.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# and Branson, don't forget Branson
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Yes
Virgin Atlantic were one of the product placements, and I did spot Beardie
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# He's getting quite prolific lately,
Superman Returns, Bond, and he has quite a page on imdb
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# My favourite product placement
was where Bond ordered a 'Gordon's Gin' in the Casino...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# not a martini?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# he had one of those later
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# As part of the ingredients
for a 'Vesper Lynd', the new Bond Martini.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# but he's nowhere to be found on B3ta....
:P
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# mmmmm
Branston pickle

edit: ooohhh Branson
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Does James like it then?
I love a spot of that me, with some ham and cheese, in a sandwhich.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# "Don't touch that. That's my lunch"!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# You obviously missed 'I, Robot'
With the obscene Converse product placement at the start.....
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Dive, Gary, diiiiiiiive!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
he's smaller in real life
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Woo for dwarf throwing
and its counterpart
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] im having problems getting pics on here so be patient with me.
img src="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Use these <>
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# you need teh uplaod coedz
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha
coedz huh?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# hhmmmm
socalcoedz....
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# *points at the wanker*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# *hides behind sofa*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# *wanks at the pointer*

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# *burns cock on the laser*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# anyway
90% of men are wankers, the rest are liers. If you dont wank you are either to old to wank, or have no cock, which is it?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# oh i do wank
yes indeed
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# *points back at wanker*
haha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# *frots self with offered digit*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# *opens*
*rapidly closes*
i'll save that for when i'm not at work
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# That is NSFW
Willies at work are a no, no.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# depends what line
of work you are in...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# The preview button
is your friend.

And you mean:
<img src="http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/spidermonkey_011/ghost.jpg">
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# firefox
and automatic preview are better friends though ;)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# I'd recommend some additional "s in there...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Ninja'd!

Ta
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# just add < and > to either end
but i warn you, it should be 50k or less, you're known to me...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# *waits in doctor's surgery*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# here you go
Edit: *Cleans off gives back*

mwhahaha i stole it!

*wishes he hadn't
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# I'd give it back, safer that way.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Don't cross the streams!!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# If you read the replies that you got from this and all the other images you have posted,
you will know the answer to this and every other question

Or alternatively, look here: FAQ

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# i thought he was familiar
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# just upload your images here
www.warrens-anus.co.uk/

it does all the work for you.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# yay fill teh anus
handy dandy website
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry about lack of hummus
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# *FEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# sorry about lack of reply
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Who said that?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Who said that?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# *waggles eartrumpet*
Speak up, young man!!!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# aaaaargh!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# yumuzz!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# would
repeatedly
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# The one on the right
would, probably the one on the left also, but not the minger in the middle!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# aaaargh!
Tis scary
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Arrrghhhh
Attack of the one eyed monster!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# All the fearness.
Oh my.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Just for Griffin Saver
Thought I'd let you into why your server is borked......

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# is it because that worm has been run over by a steamroller?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Clue: Windows XP Server Service Pack 2
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# I had ham & brie with Mango Chutney rolls for lunch.
Not like this fat fucker:



1
2
3
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# hahhahahaha
*feels a bit sick*

hahahahah aoh dear *sigh*
why is that so great? DAMN YOU!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# ace
nicely done

and woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# So emotional. Even the cake was in tiers...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hahahah
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# hahah nice shoppage
Is the cake made of placenta?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# mmmm, placenta...
(woo+ to pic)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# not until you learn to spell
you fat little cunt
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# FUCKING TELL HIM WASPY
MAKE THE LITTLE BASTARD LEARN
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I don't know why they said
I couldn't be a teacher anymore.

But apparently I didn't take the pupils names properly each morning.

It was something to do with a register anyway.

edit/ I wish I'd drwan/shopped this and not just typed it...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Yep. So do I.......
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
#
ayke
ock

*gives*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# i ordered a full meal
not an Entrée !
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# I'll give you entry
you saucy wee minx!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# will you give me the full van dam*?





*double impact
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Hahah
Funny cos it seems true
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# the voice of experience?
:P
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# nice
woo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I hate short people.

And tall people.

Oh. And medium height people as well
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# clicks..
I can see this being in zoo or nuts next week..
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Why would you do that, jerk?
hehe
and did he marry Liza Tarbuck??
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *gets down*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
#
get on the scene
like a cake machine
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# *gets on up*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Take it to the fridge!
C'mon! Take it to the fridge!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Pfft!!!!
Noon Sir how are you?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I'm grand thanks squire
hope life is treating you well
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Running out of places to hide the bodies
But other than that fine :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
genuinely LOL
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# ha
brilliant
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# ...


(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# d'oh!
s'bindun
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# who are you?
where did you come from?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# i can't answer that
because i've got myself on ignore
so i can't tell if anyone replies to my posts
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *ignores*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# i can't see that
either
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# we all have you on ignore too
it saves bandwidth!

;D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# *implodes*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# hurrah!
;)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I missed out *.......taking mictoboy with him*
Edit: oooooops! Sorry.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# nooooooooo
psst! small 'm'
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# It's part of being from foreignland, y'see
Unnecessary capitalisation. Us and the Krauts do it all the time.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# i'm tempted to click ignore on myself now
just to see what happens

but i'm too scared!

Edit: why wont anyone reply to me!/!?!
Edit2: where is everyone!?!?!?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# you lose all your posts
but you can still edit your profile
so you don't disappear
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# good though
innit
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# oh yes
indeed it is
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# was dun earlier
with a carlsberg crate !!

sorry !
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# oh well
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Still, worth a fp ;)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# jesus!
thanks :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# He heh!
Congrats!

Though I wasn't the first either...
www.b3ta.com/board/6552958
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# i will take anything i'm given :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# hahahahaha :)

*click*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# fantastic
superb!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
# pffffffft!!!
Well it's the 1st time I've seen this gag and it made me PffffftOL.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Took me a second
then I LOLOLOLOLLed
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:11, archived)
# You know...
...I honestly didn't see what was funny about it. I didn't think it had been shopped at all at first.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I think I just saw this on TV
On a commercial for Jay Leno; I hope he gave credit for it
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:25, archived)
# I saw it on the front of the Daily Sport yesterday
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# The Forest of Dean lived up to its name

Edit/ darn, I forgot Letitia Dean.
Edit again/ actually that's probably for the best.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# haha
If you watched last nights you may have heard Myleene Klass saying "who wants to see me washing my ninny?". Mrs GS said "I wouldn't mind" then said nothing more!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *books front row seat*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# *buys tickets from tout*
*brings popcorn*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# bah!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# I haven't watched it and probably won't
Still, I'd like to see that.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# if they made a show 'i'm mylene class, i'll get my twat out here'
i'd watch it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# scratch 'n' sniff?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# "Noonny"
She said "Noonny".

And it aroused me so much I had to go and do The Bad Thing again.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# she said Ninny!
what is she - a Morris Dancer?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Perv.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# *slaps sheeps bladder*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# *bums bladderless sheep*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# *wees*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# *flees*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# *alicia keys*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# definitely noony
Mrs Box said, "she's got nice tits, don't you think".
I mumbled an agreement.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# :P
actions speak louder than words
did you manage to hide your erection?? :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# there's no hiding
my erection.

Unlike fourdam's, which you can hide behind a teabag.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Nope it was Ninny
I heard her say Ninny, because I pissed myself laughing at it !
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# you should arrange a hearing test
there is no question about it...

edit/ I'm still waiting for it to fucking load, but we can relive/find out here

re-edit/doesn't have the talky bit, but you can still have a look at her boobies
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I keep seeing articles about this in the Metro.
and spend the whole time thinking, "Who?".
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# If you go down to the woods today
you're sure of a big surprise... :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Arf!
At least you didn't do Ringwood.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# isn't it an awfully named town
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Pretty decent beer to be had there, though.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# There's a couple of nice
ciders out that way too.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# good old Arsehole-Timbers
we have one of those here as well!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# haha
great edits
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Even Jean Boht has an opinion on Heather
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# *wears me pudding*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# "hanging, HANGING, by a thread"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# I'm a moddle!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# i remember that actress being in all the sunday supplements
as if she was the show's 'eye-candy'
despite the fact she looked like she'd been recently mugged
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I think the original actress was quite pretty if I remember
but the one who took over looked like a man
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# neither were good
neither
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# fairy snuff
maybe it was Jean Boht I fancied
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# i've worked with her
she is mental
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# I hated Bread
it made me want to hit the telly
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# justifiable, i'd say
but it would be less painful to just turn it off/over
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# but not as satisfying!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# It came from the
"anything to do with Liverpool must be funny" school of writing. It wasn't, ever.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# liver birds
bread, erm, i'm struggling, what else is liverpool based?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Rampant crime, scallies in shell suits?
Curly perms, moustaches and people saying "ay" and "cahhhm down"

/stereotyping
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Brookside and
that cop show where the only thing anyone remembers is that bloke saying Meeeeeehhhr-der?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# taggart?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Arf! *chokes*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# muRRRRRRRRRRduRRRRRRRRRR
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# MOIDER!
MUDDER
MOIDER
MUDDER
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# i recognise the meeeeeeerdha thing
but i can't place it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# mersey blues
the cop who they were following got done for corruption along with warrior from gladiators.
the Meeeerdha happenned 3 strteets away from my 2nd year uni accomodation happily the year before I was there.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Boys from the Blackstuff
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# gotta get up
gotta ooh grab the world by the throat and shout,
Buy it
sell it the games getting out
catch the penny missing the pound
etc...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# They got spliced
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Looks a little like
One of the old royals. Like Edward II or something!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# King charles?
woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# woof woof woof
grrrrrr, woof woof
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# OH GOD
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# 118?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# WE GOT YOUR NUMBER
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# it's wierd
but i can't remember ever using directory enquiries

that heaven for the internet
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah
What did we all do before google?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# i used to use a phone book
minf you, i rarely needed to phone anyone that i didn't already have the number for
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# 118
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# mindpisssssss
(hehe)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# actually, just the second part
118 118

so mner!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# i know, i was joking, like
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# aahh
I'm a little unbalanced today. I'm the only person in from IT and our email server has suffered a SCSI controller failure.

I don't do hardware!!!!!!

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# PUBTIME!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I am actually missing out on a whisky tasting
while waiting for some bod in India to call me back


/works in drinks industry blog
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Have you tried
turning it off and turning it on?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# several times
and was indeed offered the same advice by virtually everybody else in the office
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
.

.
Monkeys says, "its fucked, laddo."
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
#
monkey ape

/pedant
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# it fucking is too
fucking servers

I do databases and SQL and .net n stuff

I do not do whirry things!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# isn't spanish....
:D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Oh god that's horrible!
Woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# *spots sig*
wha?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# well
I'm not, am I?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# well i dunno
you're witty, intelligent and beautiful

i can see how someone could become confused :D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Flattery will get you nowhere quite a long way actually.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# scary
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# wow
neato
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Happyfeet cursed Antarctic oil drilling
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# *burns*

happy feet looks great :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# he looks mean
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# haha *burns embassy*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Continuing today's vegetable theme...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# hehe
saucy!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# *clicks links to ketchup*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Runner Bean?
Edit - another possible
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# wow
saucy!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Pwhooar!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# hubbahaubba!

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# very seedy!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# i find that a-pealing
and now i will step away from the bad joke!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# saucy!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# PHROAR!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# cor!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Huzzah!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# but is it reel?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# yes
lovely shadowness
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Yes,
but the shadow movement is ALL WRONG and therefore buggers my sense of reality.




*gibbers*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# *buggers your sense of reality*



wanders off gibbering, "bloody perfectionists......"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Brilliant!
*click*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# *stops killing J Peasmould Gruntfuttock long enough to kill freebies*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# why were you killing peasmount?
*dons kevlar jacket*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# because he is truly evil.
*respects for being truly evil*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# yay!
I hope he cottons on
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# I think he's losing the thread
sew sew sad :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Stop it.
You'll have me in stitches.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I was hoping to reel you all in
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# i wish people would stop twining
it's giving me the needle
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Darn it!
You stole my pun!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# very patchy today
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# heh heh
you sunk my battleship!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# C 6
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# B10
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# That is a thing of beauty
you are all of the clever
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# No bridge.
Woo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Hehehehe
No shark, no bridge...

But it am vere cute, so woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# 'noon!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Oooh hello sexy
*glomps to bits*

Did you tell Barbara I wasn't in this week and she could sell my Guardian?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# nope
but i will do!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Ta hunny
*kisses*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# yay!
ace sir!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# It's been stabbed!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# hahahaha
lullyness.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# He is very cool
I like his take-off!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# It's very woo
whatever it is.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Hehehe
you think that'll hold up in court, what without the helicopter etc.?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# this thread is hilarious!!


/did a pun LOL
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

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