Goooooooooooooooooood After'ning All
Long time no type... I've been off busy all morning :( so please accept my apologies, and also this picture:
Hope you're all having a spiffin Monday and had super weekends! I bought some new boots this weekend, so in the spirit of interest: What shoes are you all wearing today?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08,
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Hope you're all having a spiffin Monday and had super weekends! I bought some new boots this weekend, so in the spirit of interest: What shoes are you all wearing today?
Hahaha woo I love this
thanks for doing the colour balancy thinger for me!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:11,
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Wow.
You're so good at the drawing these days. And do you know the major improvement? Contrast! Yes, Contrast my friend.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09,
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Ah.
Bless.
I shall be all delighted and gawpy and cooing for some little while now.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:16,
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I shall be all delighted and gawpy and cooing for some little while now.
They isn't mine
they inspired mine after I saw one pic of it somewhere... I had no idea there was a big series ...:( I'm a fraud :'(
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:25,
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Yes,
I saw that. Still, plagiarism is just fine and being taught at all the best schools. In fact, for all of next week I'm going to pretend to be The Neville. I'll fool you all! Hahahahahahaaha!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28,
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Dunno
I stumbled across him today.
Puts an end to Don though :(
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28,
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Puts an end to Don though :(
Comfy slipons...
...that smell a little bit, because they're very old but very comfy.
How are you, sexeh?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:10,
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How are you, sexeh?
I am wearing beautiful
chocolate brown Italian leather ankle boots.
Lovely picture too hon, *mwah*!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:10,
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Lovely picture too hon, *mwah*!
Alas
it's just the colour.
Probably best actually, otherwise they'd melt or get dirty and inedible.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:15,
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Probably best actually, otherwise they'd melt or get dirty and inedible.
Dunlop Green Flash....
....
And also, I just read your typing in song.
It was very nice!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:10,
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And also, I just read your typing in song.
It was very nice!
cardboard soles with bacon rind shoe laces
i added a touch of class by tipexing the nike logo on my ankle
much wooage to the pic also!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:11,
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much wooage to the pic also!
vere nice.
i'm wearing a pair of tan chisel toe chelsea boots.
what kind of boots did you buy? moon boots?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:11,
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i'm wearing a pair of tan chisel toe chelsea boots.
what kind of boots did you buy? moon boots?
Sandals?
are you mental? have you seen the size of this hammer? health and safety would have my nuts if i was wearing sandals.
mrs thor has been trying to get me to wear them during the summer, even trying to butch them up by calling them 'man sandals', but i'm not so easily fooled.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:25,
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mrs thor has been trying to get me to wear them during the summer, even trying to butch them up by calling them 'man sandals', but i'm not so easily fooled.
i would never inflict my hairy toes on an unsuspecting public.....
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:30,
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Knee high soft black suede
with a kitten heel
sauce!
moon boots would have been better!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:15,
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sauce!
moon boots would have been better!
Cor!
send pictures for my shoe fetish site.
imelda marcos loves it.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:21,
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send pictures for my shoe fetish site.
imelda marcos loves it.
Giant mincer, you say?
But I cannot see Julian Clary anywhere.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08,
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lully.
i was reading a bit of your book the other day and if correct you have the same birthday as me and are also a spurs fan.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09,
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i was reading a bit of your book the other day and if correct you have the same birthday as me and are also a spurs fan.
Wow! What are the chances of that?
No, seriously. What are the chances of that? 1 in 5000 or something?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:11,
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No, seriously. What are the chances of that? 1 in 5000 or something?
I was born on 12th February. I am a Spurs
fan. Are you enjoying the book?
You can now read the first 70 pages of the book FREE online at: www.thefridayproject.co.uk/books/tmwfa/tmwfacc.pdf
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:12,
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You can now read the first 70 pages of the book FREE online at: www.thefridayproject.co.uk/books/tmwfa/tmwfacc.pdf
isn't there a flickr group of folks asleep with the man who fell asleep?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:27,
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Not that I'm aware of.
There is a gallery of people reading my book: www.themanwhofellasleep.com/readers/index.html
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29,
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that's the badger
thinking a bit more, it wouldn't be complimentary to your writing skills at all if they'd all nodded off - sorry!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:38,
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that's what i'm reading, the PDF
but it has made me want to read the rest so i'll probably buy it.
bah, in the PDF it says your birthday is 10th of feb, oh well.
yes, i'm enjoying it, it is a nice read.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29,
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bah, in the PDF it says your birthday is 10th of feb, oh well.
yes, i'm enjoying it, it is a nice read.
arf
I'm enjoying your website very much
('sepially the writer who uses matchboxes)
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:19,
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('sepially the writer who uses matchboxes)
you lie
and i demand satisfaction, i shall see you for pistols at dawn
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05,
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You sir
are a Cad and a Bounder
You shall have satisfaction
I claim Nonny as my second
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:06,
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You shall have satisfaction
I claim Nonny as my second
Quick repost before I off to bed?
There were a bunch of twunts spamming the board earlier... So here's my head again:
(unshopped)
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:04,
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(unshopped)
not quite,
it's a bit past 1am here... (australia)
and I have a cocking exam in two days. Arf :/
And no, the exam is not on cocking. That would be creepy (although much more interesting)
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:07,
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and I have a cocking exam in two days. Arf :/
And no, the exam is not on cocking. That would be creepy (although much more interesting)
ahah - right
well- good night
we'll be keeping b3ta warm whilst you sleep
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08,
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we'll be keeping b3ta warm whilst you sleep
Luckily the electron microscope I was using for looking at fleas' scrotums is still warm
*points at screen*
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:03,
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you're all about the cock* today, aren'y you?
*moreso than usual
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05,
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*moreso than usual
yup
we get a choice between anal or oral
choices may vary depending on your girlfriends upbringing.....
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09,
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choices may vary depending on your girlfriends upbringing.....
size
i had to reduce it to make it under 50k, im still learning.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:05,
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compression rather than dimensions, is best
what app are you using?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:06,
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compression?
making the pics on photoimpression. getting codes from photobucket.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:07,
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Just a question.
Have you read any of the replies you been given in relation to optimisation, etc? You've been given some pretty good advice already..?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08,
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not familiar with photoimpression
but look here www.lemony.co.uk/tutorials read up on compression
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:13,
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better him than bloody Lulu with TMWTGG
/didn't know until Sunday that Alice Cooper had recorded a title song for that film, which could have been infinitely better
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:53,
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but but
it contains the immortal lines "he has a powerful weapon"
and "who will he bang? we shall see!"
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:55,
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and "who will he bang? we shall see!"
that doesn't make up for it being a pile of horsecrap
worst bond theme ever!
Madonna a close runner up though
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:56,
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Madonna a close runner up though
i've seen clips
it looks like a highly polished turd
and the mere fact it had the same writers as the last three movies is indication enough for me
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:09,
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and the mere fact it had the same writers as the last three movies is indication enough for me
I did..
..my first ever acid tab watching that with my mum and dad. Very strange experience. And no they had no idea. I thought it was dud and went home. Imagine my surprise...
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:00,
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woo
I went to see the new bond last night. I quite enjoyed it, although I did count 9 product placements. There were probably others I missed.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:55,
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Yes
Virgin Atlantic were one of the product placements, and I did spot Beardie
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:57,
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He's getting quite prolific lately,
Superman Returns, Bond, and he has quite a page on imdb
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:58,
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My favourite product placement
was where Bond ordered a 'Gordon's Gin' in the Casino...
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:00,
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As part of the ingredients
for a 'Vesper Lynd', the new Bond Martini.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:06,
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Does James like it then?
I love a spot of that me, with some ham and cheese, in a sandwhich.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:59,
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You obviously missed 'I, Robot'
With the obscene Converse product placement at the start.....
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08,
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im having problems getting pics on here so be patient with me.
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anyway
90% of men are wankers, the rest are liers. If you dont wank you are either to old to wank, or have no cock, which is it?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:46,
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haha
www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/winky.html
Edit NSFW haha sorry.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:56,
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Edit NSFW haha sorry.
*opens*
*rapidly closes*
i'll save that for when i'm not at work
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:03,
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i'll save that for when i'm not at work
The preview button
is your friend.
And you mean:
<img src="http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/spidermonkey_011/ghost.jpg">
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41,
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And you mean:
<img src="http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/spidermonkey_011/ghost.jpg">
just add < and > to either end
but i warn you, it should be 50k or less, you're known to me...
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41,
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here you go
Edit: *Cleans off gives back*
mwhahaha i stole it!
*wishes he hadn't
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:42,
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mwhahaha i stole it!
*wishes he hadn't
If you read the replies that you got from this and all the other images you have posted,
you will know the answer to this and every other question
Or alternatively, look here: FAQ
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:44,
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Or alternatively, look here: FAQ
just upload your images here
www.warrens-anus.co.uk/
it does all the work for you.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:46,
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it does all the work for you.
The one on the right
would, probably the one on the left also, but not the minger in the middle!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:29,
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Just for Griffin Saver
Thought I'd let you into why your server is borked......
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:34,
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hahhahahaha
*feels a bit sick*
hahahahah aoh dear *sigh*
why is that so great? DAMN YOU!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:37,
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hahahahah aoh dear *sigh*
why is that so great? DAMN YOU!
I don't know why they said
I couldn't be a teacher anymore.
But apparently I didn't take the pupils names properly each morning.
It was something to do with a register anyway.
edit/ I wish I'd drwan/shopped this and not just typed it...
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:31,
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But apparently I didn't take the pupils names properly each morning.
It was something to do with a register anyway.
edit/ I wish I'd drwan/shopped this and not just typed it...
Ha ha ha
I hate short people.
And tall people.
Oh. And medium height people as well
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:29,
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And tall people.
Oh. And medium height people as well
Why would you do that, jerk?
hehe
and did he marry Liza Tarbuck??
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:33,
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and did he marry Liza Tarbuck??
Running out of places to hide the bodies
But other than that fine :)
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:43,
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i can't answer that
because i've got myself on ignore
so i can't tell if anyone replies to my posts
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:23,
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so i can't tell if anyone replies to my posts
I missed out *.......taking mictoboy with him*
Edit: oooooops! Sorry.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:27,
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It's part of being from foreignland, y'see
Unnecessary capitalisation. Us and the Krauts do it all the time.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:35,
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i'm tempted to click ignore on myself now
just to see what happens
but i'm too scared!
Edit: why wont anyone reply to me!/!?!
Edit2: where is everyone!?!?!?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:27,
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but i'm too scared!
Edit: why wont anyone reply to me!/!?!
Edit2: where is everyone!?!?!?
you lose all your posts
but you can still edit your profile
so you don't disappear
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:27,
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so you don't disappear
He heh!
Congrats!
Though I wasn't the first either...
www.b3ta.com/board/6552958
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41,
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Though I wasn't the first either...
www.b3ta.com/board/6552958
pffffffft!!!
Well it's the 1st time I've seen this gag and it made me PffffftOL.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:13,
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You know...
...I honestly didn't see what was funny about it. I didn't think it had been shopped at all at first.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:31,
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I think I just saw this on TV
On a commercial for Jay Leno; I hope he gave credit for it
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:25,
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The Forest of Dean lived up to its name
Edit/ darn, I forgot Letitia Dean.
Edit again/ actually that's probably for the best.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:08,
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Edit/ darn, I forgot Letitia Dean.
Edit again/ actually that's probably for the best.
haha
If you watched last nights you may have heard Myleene Klass saying "who wants to see me washing my ninny?". Mrs GS said "I wouldn't mind" then said nothing more!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:09,
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I haven't watched it and probably won't
Still, I'd like to see that.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:12,
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if they made a show 'i'm mylene class, i'll get my twat out here'
i'd watch it
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:12,
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"Noonny"
She said "Noonny".
And it aroused me so much I had to go and do The Bad Thing again.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:12,
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And it aroused me so much I had to go and do The Bad Thing again.
definitely noony
Mrs Box said, "she's got nice tits, don't you think".
I mumbled an agreement.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:26,
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I mumbled an agreement.
:P
actions speak louder than words
did you manage to hide your erection?? :)
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:30,
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did you manage to hide your erection?? :)
there's no hiding
my erection.
Unlike fourdam's, which you can hide behind a teabag.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:33,
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Unlike fourdam's, which you can hide behind a teabag.
Nope it was Ninny
I heard her say Ninny, because I pissed myself laughing at it !
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:33,
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you should arrange a hearing test
there is no question about it...
edit/ I'm still waiting for it to fucking load, but we can relive/find out here
re-edit/doesn't have the talky bit, but you can still have a look at her boobies
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:35,
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edit/ I'm still waiting for it to fucking load, but we can relive/find out here
re-edit/doesn't have the talky bit, but you can still have a look at her boobies
I keep seeing articles about this in the Metro.
and spend the whole time thinking, "Who?".
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:14,
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If you go down to the woods today
you're sure of a big surprise... :)
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:13,
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i remember that actress being in all the sunday supplements
as if she was the show's 'eye-candy'
despite the fact she looked like she'd been recently mugged
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:16,
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despite the fact she looked like she'd been recently mugged
I think the original actress was quite pretty if I remember
but the one who took over looked like a man
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:17,
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justifiable, i'd say
but it would be less painful to just turn it off/over
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:09,
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It came from the
"anything to do with Liverpool must be funny" school of writing. It wasn't, ever.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:09,
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liver birds
bread, erm, i'm struggling, what else is liverpool based?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:12,
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Rampant crime, scallies in shell suits?
Curly perms, moustaches and people saying "ay" and "cahhhm down"
/stereotyping
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:14,
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/stereotyping
Brookside and
that cop show where the only thing anyone remembers is that bloke saying Meeeeeehhhr-der?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:14,
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mersey blues
the cop who they were following got done for corruption along with warrior from gladiators.
the Meeeerdha happenned 3 strteets away from my 2nd year uni accomodation happily the year before I was there.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:23,
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the Meeeerdha happenned 3 strteets away from my 2nd year uni accomodation happily the year before I was there.
gotta get up
gotta ooh grab the world by the throat and shout,
Buy it
sell it the games getting out
catch the penny missing the pound
etc...
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:18,
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Buy it
sell it the games getting out
catch the penny missing the pound
etc...
Looks a little like
One of the old royals. Like Edward II or something!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:04,
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it's wierd
but i can't remember ever using directory enquiries
that heaven for the internet
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:06,
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that heaven for the internet
i used to use a phone book
minf you, i rarely needed to phone anyone that i didn't already have the number for
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:10,
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aahh
I'm a little unbalanced today. I'm the only person in from IT and our email server has suffered a SCSI controller failure.
I don't do hardware!!!!!!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:11,
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I don't do hardware!!!!!!
I am actually missing out on a whisky tasting
while waiting for some bod in India to call me back
/works in drinks industry blog
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:15,
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/works in drinks industry blog
several times
and was indeed offered the same advice by virtually everybody else in the office
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:16,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
.
.
Monkeys says, "its fucked, laddo."
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:21,
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.
Monkeys says, "its fucked, laddo."
it fucking is too
fucking servers
I do databases and SQL and .net n stuff
I do not do whirry things!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:23,
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I do databases and SQL and .net n stuff
I do not do whirry things!
well i dunno
you're witty, intelligent and beautiful
i can see how someone could become confused :D
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:16,
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i can see how someone could become confused :D
Hahaha
Flattery will get you nowhere quite a long way actually.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:24,
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i find that a-pealing
and now i will step away from the bad joke!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:41,
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Yes,
but the shadow movement is ALL WRONG and therefore buggers my sense of reality.
*gibbers*
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:34,
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*gibbers*
*buggers your sense of reality*
wanders off gibbering, "bloody perfectionists......"
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:36,
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wanders off gibbering, "bloody perfectionists......"
*stops killing J Peasmould Gruntfuttock long enough to kill freebies*
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:24,
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Oooh hello sexy
*glomps to bits*
Did you tell Barbara I wasn't in this week and she could sell my Guardian?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:29,
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Did you tell Barbara I wasn't in this week and she could sell my Guardian?
Hehehe
you think that'll hold up in court, what without the helicopter etc.?
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