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Today I've been making miniature guitars

using an awesome SLS Rapid Prototyping machine.

Look at them tiny LesPauls!!
They stand about 6cm / 2.4 inches high, as they sit in their stand like in the final two pictures.

The stand, neck and body were printed seperately.
Body and neck were glued together and sit snugly in their custom made stand.

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DaSchop gippie, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)

and the lady is whom?

ace work there!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)

Easy tiger!

haha!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)

these things must be clarified

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)

Yes. I agree.

Very nice.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)

Many ladies have applied,

one still needs to be selected.

EDIT: oh, that lady. She's a friend.
Pretty girl though, especially without the filters in that pic.

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DaSchop gippie, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

Cor!!!

these are nice...
any chance you'll be colouring/flogging these??

If you do, I'd love a few gold tops :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

That's so disco!

Have a classic Black Beauty like mine :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)

I don't think I'll be colouring them,

as that would require a lot of working with small tools / eye squinting, whoch is sort of why I've used RP to start with.

As for flogging, They'd probably be too expensive to really sell. I'm talking about €50 for an unfinished one.

I love experimenting with the technique though. While still pretty expensive, it offers loads of new design/engineering possibilities.

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DaSchop gippie, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)

Woo and Boo at the saame time

good luck with the work though...
just be glad I didn't ask for a vintage sunburst ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)

Business or Personal?

Are these for you own personal benefit, or for a customer of some kind? Got to be quite pricey if you have made them for a bit of fun yourself - Ive got a mate who works in the Rapid prototyping lab at lboro uni!

(jimmy_stavros, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)

I did it to explore some of the possiblities for fine detail using this machine,

I'm an Industrial Design student and I've been so lucky as to have some different type of machines available.

I'm not paying for anything as long as it's for research(or fun) purposes, but yeah, it would be very expensive if I were to start anything commercially.

Unless you're into product design or high-class art, it's not really worth the money yet.

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DaSchop gippie, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

Do you have handy access to one of those machines do you?

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P3te "the Meat", Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)

Well, prety much.

them scientists let me toy around with it a bit, seeing as that they like printing out pretty stuff that they can put into their display cabinets as much as I do.

I can't wait until the time comes when I have a desktop version in my office tough, I'm starting to get completely fed up with cardboard/foam/clay modeling. Using wood and rock are still nice but take AGES.

This is the future, my friend.

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DaSchop gippie, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)

They are great

We got to have a little play with them when I was at Uni. You could send up whatever you wanted to the RP dept for a project - and they would do it. There was quite a lead time though, as I think they were quite popular.

(jimmy_stavros, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

Sweet

I'm a designer and get prototypes made on those things, but I dont get to make stuff for myself :¬(

I imagine in the future we'll have recycling bins full of scrap 3D prints :¬D

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P3te "the Meat", Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:21, archived)

Sure.

And just grind them down to powder / whatever your machine eats and recycle every bit of lost material.

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DaSchop gippie, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)

awesome tech

good work there lad...

and 'Horrible's quite correct....

...wood!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)

that's absolutely hatstand

and a nice way to say night night!
Bye all!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6560496

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)

this makes me go mmmm

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

Mmmm, fondue?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)

well yes

I mean, the cheese bee. Perfect.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:50, archived)

This is too much for my tiny brian to digest...

Night all. :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)

TABLE!

thats fab!

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)

It's the 'Primary Oh ring'

that makes it for me :)

Much Woo & Yayness sir

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)

a perfect energy transfer...

...the golden sprial of easy care...

'tis beautiful...woo!

*click*

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

This was an entire excercise in using the word

oubliette.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

yes!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:21, archived)

You are a

Subgenius AICMFP.

Cuh-lickety.

I do miss the cuh-lickety.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 4:00, archived)

hahaha that made me giggle

woo!

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)

Fondue bee dooby doo

Love cheese? Love bees?

Then why not try cheesy bees?

Yes please!

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

TABLE TABLE TABLE

i don't like table.

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)

this is crazy and cool

and i fucking well like it

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

thank you

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)

needs more table

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6560427

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)

no!

i like the flashy anim swooshy bit most.
the tables serve their purpose though.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)

They do tend to do that...

apart from occasional tables... they are real wankers :(

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

*mwah*

goodnight sweetie *mmmmmmwah* (:

goodnight all!
xx

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:36, archived)

TABLE!

_{nights :)}

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

night sherlock

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

nights lovely

*smooches*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

Night night.

Sleep tight :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)

night

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)

needs more

Buffy

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xHellfire was here on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

that's different

good work

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

and thank you

too!

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)

I do rather like this.

And have clicked thusly.

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FreudianSlap, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)

you may have a thank you aswell

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)

Well that's done it....

My heads just gone.... It's given me the Fear!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)

table fear!

its the 2nd worst of all fears!

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)

I cant help but

disco disco disco!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)

i like this a lot

and tables

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)

TABLE!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)

TABLE TABLE

TAAAABLLEEEEEE

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)

TABLE!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)

STOOL

_table

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)

BUCKET!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)

TABLE!

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)

FUCKING BUCKET!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:36, archived)

TABLE ABUSE

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)

How odd

I am loving the text anim

But whats wrong with table?

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P3te "the Meat", Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)

TABLE!

TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE

i rest my case

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)

If said with a french accent I would understand

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P3te "the Meat", Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

TABLEAU DE TABLEAU DU TABLEAU TALBE DE TABLEAU DE TABLEAU

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Brims Spurts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

TABLE STABLE STABLE S

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)

Hahaha

In Soviet Russia etc.

Woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)

TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE ERIC!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

MARGO!!!

How the divil are you?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:36, archived)

not so bad sir

yourself?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

drunked and in need of sllep

...so of course I am here on b3ta :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)

ah yes

same here.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)

hehe

*passes glass of jamesons*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)

GLASS!?!? JAMESON'S!?!?

reaches for bottle of bushmills

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:04, archived)

This is mighty fine.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)

This

rocks.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:00, archived)

top!

I love this form.
I fell in love with this guy's stuff years ago. You may like it as well:)
www.insertsilence.com/delight_show/

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sof sof, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 3:10, archived)

That

is feckin' ART.

Respect!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 4:06, archived)

one..

...of my old ones, i'm new to B3ta - but i'm guessing the Hoff has been done to death here as well..

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)

I'd find it funny if I didn't used to work woth the cnut....

Nicely done though....*

*Expect a torrent of D'Hoff.

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)

Badum-tish!

Hello all, I havn't posted in a while.

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FreudianSlap, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)

harroo

where the fuck have you been then?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

Sheffield

but frequently signing up to bashes and being too scared to go to them.

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FreudianSlap, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)

well i'm in fucking sheffield

come to my fucking bash or i'll hunt you down

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)

If its a "fucking bash"

you can almost certainally count me in.

*edit*

Ahh a sunday. I will get my courage pills out. Or at least try to. If you see a very scared looking boy wandering aimlessly in the pub please talk to me :)

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FreudianSlap, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)

a sunday? you having a girraffe?

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/6468

SATURDAY... do it

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

*SPANGS SELF*

I AM going to go.

On Saturday.

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FreudianSlap, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)

wish I could come

I love Sheffield. I go there frequently... however, I have 2 gigs that day

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

That's just greedy :o)

I have a gig coming up soon... Well December.... I am not sure when... Erm, should find out...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)

Stats whore :p

See thread below.

Heloo BTW.

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

couldnt be assed to finish it

yes the arms look stupid and the background is pixely but basically i cant be assed to finish, but still looks reasonable i guess.

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

the hair is good

but you'll always be better off with a REAL person.

edit: sorry that sounded a bit rude q: it is good.. but really... real women are better! q;

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

amazingly

the body is of a real woman, but thought the anime chick provided a better head.
Ill do a proper one when i get the times.

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

you'd better! *waggles finger*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)

I bet you say that to all the girls.....

*couldnt be assed to finish it*

It's very Woo :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

top class!

Minor TJ. If you look at the stats page, you'll notice that Captain Wow is top with 997 posts. However, if you read the time of day stuff, as she tops both the morning and afternoon shift, with 300 and 707 respectively, this clearly adds up to 1007.

Where have 10 posts gone?

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)

CONSPIRACY!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)

in to either the night shift or the evening shift

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)

no it's the other way round

the total is already less than the two combined

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)

then you mean "where have these other 10 posts come from?"

rather than "where have 10 posts gone?"

duuuh

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)

That's fair comment. However... my point still stands. I may be being unnecessarily pedantic owing to late nightness...

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)

I simply don't mind.

I'm just glad the stats board is back (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)

I'm sure I won't be on it....

Been a busy busy bee this week (7 days)

MM Dan, changes when you're ready, I have this weekend free-ish so would like to sign it off :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

aha

I have a crazy weekend, starting on friday morning, so shall endevour to deal with it tomorrow

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)

There's no rush per see, but I'll be busy again after the weekend :o)

Plus I am sure you want to get it in place and be able to update it etc etc...

How's the Spider? (I'll go check your blog)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

not a lot going on

the difficulty with blogging a spider, is their inate ability to sit there for a week without moving a muscle. Doesn't make for gripping reading.

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)

more interestingly

I'm a "nightcrawler" with 82 posts, but I'm not on the "they posted less than" bit, even though I should be...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)

you're number 21.....

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

with a splendid quote too

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

mine's not too bad

it was about sex or wanking for about a week.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)

Mine's about making tea!

a fine result

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

Wanking for about a week?

Well, I thought I was good, but I couldn't do that.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

haha!

That explains the blissful look on your face at the Derby bash! ;p

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)

hahahah

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)

hahahah

I never even considered looking for me there!

Thank you sherlock!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

anytime guv'

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)

ohohohoh

clever :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)

into the

gay shift of course

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

no, no! The total is smaller

than the sum of the parts, is my badly made point

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

Nice!

two words: gif it!

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P3te "the Meat", Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)

same to you!

;op

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)

are you sures?

looks shite and filesize will breaks the interwebs, ill stick with jpeg.

thank you for your concern

/hug

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)

Yeah

gifs were designed for large areas of solid colour such as www.petelea.co.uk/b3ta/kaci.gif
just save it using a good optimisation package like imageready and the filesize will be less than a jpg and better quality

jpeg artifacts make anime children cry
*huggles right back*

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P3te "the Meat", Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)

I want bigger tits!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

Are you sure....

Moobs were so last year!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)

I like that very much

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)

This is my friend Kev......

What can you do to him?

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)

nothing

what did you do to him?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

Pssst

www.b3ta.com/board/6544151#post6560369

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P3te "the Meat", Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

oh i say

rather!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

nothing

nothing at all

it would be a breach of my court order£

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)

offend him with racism?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)

swedish people are racist

AICMFP

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CactusEater, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)

i wish i was swedish

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

I'm going to Sweden

on work next summer!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

hej

har mar du idag?
jag mar bra

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CactusEater, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

Probably because of all the nekkid saunas hey?

But then you'd have to drive a Volvo too.... Meh!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

i'd get a big hunky blonde guy to drive me round

unless you'd do it?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)

Of course I would...

Even if it was a Volvo*

*Would keep golf hidden in the lodges double garage :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

haha....

Give an abridged copy of the joke book, that'll do it :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)

is it odd that a guy was suprised i knew where copenhagen was

just because i'm "not in to football." ??

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

that's a stupid guy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

it confused me.

"something blah blah.. blah.... etc"
"i like copenhagen, it's nice"
"you know where it is?"
"denmark"
"oh, and i thought you werent in to football"
*confusion*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)

see above

I can say a lot about the football club there too, but MOST football fans wouldn't know where it was!
Daft person.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)

I like Copenhagen, and I don't like football.

mutually exclusive? i think not.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)

Do you drink Export?*

*Wash my mouth out**

**Not with Export....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)

is the .cm domain

for Cambodia?

Dead Kennedys rock.

EDIT: this reply doesn't make sense anymore...

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

mmmmm

subtle
i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/Cactus-Eater/DSC00792.jpg

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CactusEater, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

We could

carefully balance dates and those sweet red cherries on his shoulders and head.

When they converged (we would have to put more cherries and dates on his shoulders of course) we could then place a small flat fruit - maybe a specially selected bannana - on top.

Let me know how much taller his head is than his shoulders and I can try to calculate the ratios needed. He would have to keep his head exactly perpendicular, lest problems ensue.

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Schrodinger, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

Best..

...suggestion so far.

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)

I could slap him in the face

in a comedic frying-pan scenario.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)

if you painted him green

he would look like shrek

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wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)

I strongly suspect you are a paedophile

and I am reporting your IP address to interpol.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

mmm

/listens to "evil"

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:13, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:11, archived)

Well here's my 4000th post offering... Enjoy.

Online static version here if you want to fill it in? www.simonsheridan.co.uk/b3ta/crossword.html

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)

"fuck" is my favourite crossword

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:57, archived)

I like Oi....

It's very Cross.

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

Damn it! I was just about to go off to bathe and bed myself too.

Now I'm going to be sat here for another hour or so. . .

Congrabulations on the somewhat big numberingness.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:57, archived)

Sorry....

It'll still be there tomorrow, you can book mark it ;o)

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

needs more naked!

and congratulations to you!

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)

what about

11 across: that's no ____

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)

Isn't it missing something?

(and i don't mean nudity)

but still: Woo!

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)

hahaha

and woo from me too

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)

you were thinking numbers, right?

(

P3te "the Meat", Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)

NEEDS MORE NEKKID

damn you.... *mwah*

congrats sexy! rrrrrrar!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)

That's like a mini puzzle of your own :o)

Arrange these words.... haha.

Fank you *Is blushing* **

**May not be true, is just still bright red from 10 flights of stairs!

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)

*rubs cheeks*

*mwah*

*waggles eyebrows*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

hooray!

keep on truckin'!

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:55, archived)

Bondage

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)

hhashaa

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)

nice ballgaggage

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)

Pfffft!

She's a man in disguise anyway!

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)

Earns a fortune advertising kitchen roll though.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:53, archived)

pffft!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:57, archived)

arf!

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)

hahaha

excellent

(

Mousing, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)

fantastiche

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)

Hahaha!

Nice one!

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:55, archived)

hahaha

that's so wrong

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)

hehehehe

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)

You

are Andy Capp

AICMFP

(

Schrodinger, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

The viagra pariah

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)

All he needs now

is a small elephant and a trampette. Woo!

(

routine has perfected burgers, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)

Did Hugh Grant just admit to being gay?

nice viagra piccie

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)

He should.

I can still smell him.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)

YAY

www.b3ta.com/board/6551636 like mine - when does Maul Pccartney finish?
I want a new compo!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:52, archived)

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)

Sixties flashbacks are a bummer

(

No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)

oh gloveeeeeeeeeeeeey

gloveeeeeeeeeeeey.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)

Wow.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)

Why thank'ee missy

(

No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)

"And having found him,

Destroy his reputation"

(

routine has perfected burgers, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)

How very colourful and peculiar.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)

how rare.

*click*

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)

Needed less

save the seals........

(

No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)

bluuue meaaaaniiiiiiiies!

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)

Blue meanies......

do they breed with smurfs? Blurfs?

(

No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)

haha

amazing!

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)

It just popped in my head..

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)

How odd.

Is it in for the long-haul, or just a brew?

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)

he gave a cough his head fell off and floated down the river

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)

micheal j fox?

;)

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)

well make it a cup of tea then and catch up on things

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)

Its all

a-quiver!

(

FoldsFive, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)

ohhhhhhhhh

In that case...

pfffft.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)

~~pfffft~~ Mmmnng!!
; P

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)

ermm

is it all a quiver?

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)

let me help you remove it...

I've got a special cotton bud

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)

what's your sig quotation from?

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)

teh bestest film of all time (maybe)

Blade Runner

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)

ah yes!

thanks, i just couldn't think of it!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)

only

really interesting thing about blade runner is that it's one of a couple of non star wars appearances of the millenium falcon.

/grabs anorak

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)

^this

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3807826142091223684

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)

fantastic! thanks

and

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)

damn it

I'm changing my sig back

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)

is that the one with the hospital scenes in?

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)

yeah it has the hospital scene that never made it to the final cut(s)

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)

I'll get a DL of that while it's up

(

finnbar has officially retired, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)

I wanted to open

that in a new tab in this new fangled IE7.

In opera, I just move my mouse up and down.

In Firefox, I can right click and select "open in new tab".

HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT IN THIS POS?

WELL?

edit: I've just read the fucking manual. It's fucking easy. Cunts.

(

Schrodinger, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)

*goes tingly*

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)

(SmallFrowne is outatime, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)

fucking amazing

*clicks*

(

CactusEater, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)

I declare this wonderful

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)

BURN!!!

woo!
edit: I made this wallpaper out of it... sorry, had to do it, kinda bored here ;)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/burn-wallpaper.gif

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)

THIS IS ACE

my new wallpaper

(

CactusEater, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)

oh my zomg!

how did you create sed beast?

(SmallFrowne is outatime, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

illustrator cs2

it's got a nice tracing tool :D

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)

burn you fuckers burn

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)

There's something quite marvellous about this.

I like it :)

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)

That guy's breathing fire with his mouth closed.

How amazingly awesome.

(The_Mop, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)

prolly done 50 times already - can't be bothered scrolling

(

beaubodor blogless, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)

*removes hat*

*clicks*

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

Who's dead now?

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

some cunt

who made some things. You know, the usual.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

Thought as much.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)

John Peel's Whale.

Hit by a Diana in the Thames

(

Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

but the pope man, what about the pope!!!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)

on springs

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)

With Steve Irwin?

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)

they nailed who to a cross?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)

Bruce Lee was the Hulk?

/Autocomplete

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)

someone got

m*a*s*h*e*d

(french, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)

she's far too young for that reference

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)

N*I*C*E

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

yes indeed

very good.

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

hehe yup

and S*M*A*S*H too, by Austrian Death Metal band Pungent Stench

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)

who are fucking loud!

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)

well, they should be

they make death metal innit

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)

*M*O*U*R*N*S*

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)

Brilliant.

Very saddened at the news - we've lost one of our greats.

(

FoldsFive, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)

I did not know!

What a loss!!

top tribute

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)

Looked funnier on TV

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)

Was it a smaller filesize in your head?

And the correct aspect ratio?

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)

SEE!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

I am now a giggling wreck.

Thankyou.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)

what is he saying?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

PO TAY TOES

of course

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)

I'm totally lost on this one

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)

PO TAY TOES?

boil em mash em stick em in a stew?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)

*giggle*

what's taters, eh?

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)

*giggles*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)

*biggles*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)

*figgles*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)

*figs*

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)

*urts*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)

MO NAKED HOES

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)

Stupid Fat hobbit!

give to me raw! and Wriggeling!

Your cock i mean...

(

King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)

Little

I think it's just all a bit much for poor little....whatshisname.

(I'm both proud and ashamed I can't remember. Hugh Grant?)

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)

is it just me

Or does he look like tony blair when hes saying "well look youknow, i love the cock"

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)

did he just admit to being gay/bi-sexual;?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)

looked smaller too

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)

I TOLD YOU!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

Robert Alt text

(

routine has perfected burgers, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

Hahaha

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

gosford park was not shit, though.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

gary glitter?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)

Ooh, please.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)

It does look a bit like him now that I think about it.

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)

if you are offering

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)

The best thing about this is that there is no alt text.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)

This.

I got all excited at the possibility of a discovery too.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)

Likewise.

With it being at the top of the board I was waiting for the page to load in case it hadn't rendered yet.

I even checked the properties to make sure.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)

you and your juvenile pillockry

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)

My whole christmas has been RUINED.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)

ALREADY???

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)

fucking YES

Theres only something like eleventymillion shopping days left, too. Bah.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)

meh

I don't even want to think about it.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)

Nah, me either

no wonder everybody turns into an alcoholic by new year.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

I assumed it was IE being gay so i opened up FireFox

I was disappointed

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)

*right click*

Properties

Missing

arf

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)

How do I do that?

Insert alt text, I mean.

(

routine has perfected burgers, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)

inside the img tag - <img src="blah.jpg" alt="your text">

or you can use title= instead of alt=
I think there is another way maybe too

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)

Schweeeeeeeit.

Cheers :)

(

routine has perfected burgers, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)

well

alt="your text" does it in IE6 (although it shouldn't, they've ignored the W3C standard) dunno about IE7
title="your text" does it (correctly) in Firefox

if not sure, it's best to have both

alt is supposed to be the text displayed if the image can't be displayed

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)

Ahhhhh.

I've never been able to get it to work in Firefox (using Dreamweaver). That explains it. I thought it was in my settings somewhere. "B3ta - It's not just for puerile retards."

(

routine has perfected burgers, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)

Bungle bum

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)

!!!!!!!!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

it;s Geoffrey and the voice of K9!

huspag!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

I never knew that!

I knew Zippy was the voice of a Dalek, and thought you got mixed up, but upon checking www.imdb.com I find it to be true.
Huzzah!!

Ooh!!
The link works, without the a href doofer!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

You're peeping at them through blinds

AICMFP!

And secondly, how odd.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

Tell no one

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)

Ruuuuugggbbuuurrnn!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

hahahaha

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

hahaha oh Jeffrey!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

He doesn't know when to stop wiping!!!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)

how queer

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

hahaha

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

ha ha ha

*checked file name*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

Ha ha

*understands*

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)

Good lord thats disturbing.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)

ha ha!

and nice sig

I may have to change mine back to "he say you brade runner"

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)

That's funnier than it should be

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)

that still freaks me out

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)

Hahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)

Someone tell me about these lines.

I understand how they help with optimising (in principle) but I have no idea how you do them or your real reasons and I'd like to know,

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)

To help with optimising

www.4webhelp.net/tutorials/graphics/scan_lines_ps.php

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)

That's the best possible reply to my query.

Thank you.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)

brilliant

thankyou

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

it's gif compression

it goes horizontal...meaning that the same colour in a horizontal orientation can be compressed to a maximum like this. You can have a twice as big image for the price of a small one.

/edit: and there's how you do 'em ^
sorry, I thought I read that you'd like to know how they worked
it's been a long day

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)

hehe - Children's programs these day.... tsk tsk tsk

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)

Redone

a bit better

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)

I just don't want to know whats going on there

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)

haha....

Noice.

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)

I haven't

laughed this much for a long time.

Thank you.

Brilliant.

(

Schrodinger, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)

Mmmm, nutty

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)

nyum nyum nyum bum

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

hahaha

but eewww at the caramel bit

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

How do you know when to stop wiping?

Woo!.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

This humoured and disgusted me simultaneously.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

It's an old

racialist joke!!!!!

/bad man blog

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

Oooh. Hadn't heard of it.

But I smirked then felt bad. Like wet velvet.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

Ueuhrgh

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

haha! what a class pic

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

Hahaha! - Is that a Gay Bar?

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

Ba-dum

*parp!*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

not unless you stick your cock in to it

(

Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)

i don't know whether i'm hungry or horny.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)

horny horny hippos?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)

maybe.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)

Euwgh!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)

CFB

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)

Yay! its Dave!

and quite clearly the real one.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)

He's back!

*slaps back*

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)

hurrah

a nissan micra celebration

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)

OMG Its a car !!!

hehe :-)

(Mr Dan is the man, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

mine is not that colour

i'm dissapointed in you dave.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

What colour is it?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

ermmm coral shiny metalic... ermm... yes..

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)

CORAL

CORAL SHINY

CORAL SHINY METALIC

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

Did you mean: metallic

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)

I think Dave requires an RGB value

for his digital brain to comprehend

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)

Or HTML

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)

CFB

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)

yays

welcome back ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

hahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

you are davew27

AICMFP

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)

Is that you Dave?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)

very........ blue

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6560204

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)

It's slow so I'll post another

and before anyone says it, yes, he's got red on him.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)

*pinces chin*

*wibbles*

heehehehehheh

good one sir!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)

ello lady, hows things?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)

ermmmm..... i'm alive i guess! q:

how're you?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)

better

my new desk seems to be doing wonders for my back

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

i've been given a swivel chair cause my back was getting bad

stupid damn backs.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)

Another goood one.

But a new thread?
; P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)

Woo!

I do like these greatly!

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)

he looks a bit like my ex-uncle

woo!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)

milknosugar?

red?

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)

how very dare you!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

Ooops, ok, maybe not

my bad

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)

you've got red on you.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)

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