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Zombies need to dance too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

Its criminal when a Zombie dances better than I do.

*takes notes*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

far far too awsome

WOO! YAY! and DECOMPOSE!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

cor

oi loikes that oi do!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

WOO YAY!

that's great, needs to hafve an arm fall off mid jive if you ask me, it won;t stop him dancing, but it may affect his ability to bodypop.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

damn your mindpiss

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

*continues weeing in ear*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

they it wouldn't loop now would it

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

he could pick it up and jam it back on

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

maybe it could be attached by a tendon

or summat

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

surely limbs would fall off?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

They could still be firmly attached

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

indeed, the zombie bite was at the side of the neck if you look closely

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

that's cool

really smooth stuff

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Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

Hail the Zombie King

See Zombies deserve equal rights.. They can Bust a groove... Not letting them into nightclubs is just another form of racism...

Wooo.

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

Life-ism?

Undeathism?

Tricky one

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

It's Zombism

...that is the correct term...
We're reclaiming the Word 'Zombie'

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

Brilliant

I love his moves

you did do that didn't you?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

hahahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

yes

just now in response to the other one

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

Excellent

The mind boggles at the tech involved in that

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fuscous, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

completly unrelated and NSFW

but i have found possibly the worst thing ever.
www.tigerpumping.com/images/contributors/N/Nicko_PumperInParadise_Oz/med_2fing.jpg

*edit* fixed

(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

link please

I shall be the judge.

edit: that's no www.swollentip.com UTTERLY NSFW

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

*phwoar!*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)

hush, that's just 4dam

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

It's certainly a contender...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

Yay!

I linked to that site a while ago. I think some people really quite liked it.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)

they have tits!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

that's super woo

is it for a game?

/standard b3ta reponse 12

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

the model sort of was

the anim is obviously from something else

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

Spicy disco brains!

That's ace. Needs more intestine dangling, though.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

Brilliant!

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

i look at this and am mightily impressed...

... but can't help but wonder who provided the movement for the avatar...

*pictures happytoast in his room, alone, with a caption camera and boogie-ing on down*

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

Hello one and all, Happy lunchtime :D

Here have the first of a series, made in semi collaboration with lots of people, and most of you lot at some point or another, I bring you: Chorizo Wagon's B3tabet :D *fake applause*
PICK UP YOUR COPY OF THE ANDREW MCDAVIES CALENDAR - GAZ THOR TODAY FOLKS!! :D

PLEASE GAZ ME ALL SUGGESTIONS AS ITS HARD TO PICK THEM OUT OF THE THREAD! TA LUVVIES!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

*wants to be D*

Woo!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

defibrilating a deformed dwarf?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

I will actually take suggestions

I've got something for pretty much every letter now.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

gmos gyrates gyroscopically gaywardly

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

You called?

Oh wait - no you didn't

*slinks off*

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

There, there.

*pats*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

Oi watchit, young un.

Dixon_Bawls doing the Doggy with Devil_Duck

:P

P.S. Mr Duck - your new Isle of Wight photo in your profile - needs more croissant :D
.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

COR!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

did that make you slide off your seat?

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

haha, smuggage!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

it looks like it tastes great

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

Awesome!

Amazing, actually!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

Yay thankees and hello to you this fine afternoon *waves*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

Good Lord!

*drops monocle*

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

good reaction so far congrats to Andrew and his first letter!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

*picks up monocle*

You dropped it again. You may want to invest in some glasses

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

hahahaha

now here's a serios I'm going to enjoy!

w00!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

are you going to fwap to it?

if you're not I just don't want to know :P

hello you *huggles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

of course!

*huggles*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Ha, the frantic little legs.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

^ this, hard!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

yo, K-Mart

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

hehe poor thing looks distressed... that andrew, some men were born lucky and some... well, some men were born tripod!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

hahahaha he fucking LOVES it!

woo yay houpla lady!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

yipeeee

hello sweet cheeks *licks*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

*mmmmmmmmmwah*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

*films*

4.
5.Profit

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

*purchases*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

*gets horn*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

mmmm

cream horns, I could just eat a nice cream horn... with a fresh cup of tea.

... maybe a vanilla slice too.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

cor, that's great that is!

any chance of B for Badger next time round? ;)

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McBadger COW, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

Was tempted,

at least the weebl badger...

but alas I have already drawn B

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

'looks forward to it'

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McBadger COW, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

Fantastic!

Good work PaintyourWagon (or something)

Have BigWoo!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

*collects woo along with fries and shake*

why thank you!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

There's a Free toy Eddie Murphy in there...

(Have to collect the 7 foot tall Transexual Prostitute Seperately)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

I've actually seen that film

Could have been so much more though, Homer was right

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

But it's Got Clint Eastwood singing...

...and Lee Marvin doing 'Wandering Star'

But it does suffer from having no Massive Gun Battles...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

Which is where I couldn't get over Clint Eastwood being a pansy

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

Yep.. that's true.

Just watch Dirty Harry afterwards to redress the balance...He's harder than a Marble Statue of Samson in that.. and it's got a score by the chap who did Bullitt and the Mission Impossible Show...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

Great idea

I love how much ammo Clint has in dirty harry.

I swear there was like a half hour gun fight between him and like 10 guys

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

Did I Fire 56266 shots or only 56265...

(Stolen Gag from Loaded Weapon)

Great Film though.. Who would have thought torturing Suspects in the middle of a Deserted stadium would be so much fun.

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

woo

did you see my terrible Andrew Yesterday?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

nein!

link me up babeh!

edit: hahahahaha WOOOOOO

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

it's up there

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

by the looks of it ...

it's right up there!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

*stifles laughter*

you git! pffffffffffft

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

hahaha

I shall post that whenever you feel mirth!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

Oh.

I shall have to wait for ages for the excitement of 'W'.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

hehehe

I decided that I'm not going to do users, just memes..

the one I'm really stuck on is J

People should Gaz me ideas!! :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

In that case,

'e' is for Egg!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

Jessie-sway

...only that's cheating, and I'm not actually a meme far as I know ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

K is for Kop Kops

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

J is for

Jiggling, shirley?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

Josie Jump jerks Jonti's joint

Oog...maybe not

*bleaches eyeballs*

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

Oh please let "G" not be Goatse

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

its not don't worry

although another letter is :P

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

*fears*

hard

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

jester jeremy claypole

juggling jesus juice, jizzing over jordans janglers

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

you think

you've got to wait a while???

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

Crikey, look at the head on that!

*Pulls up a chair and looks forward to the rest*

Ace stuff, sexy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

wooo thanks

but there's enough room on the sofa for you over here *winks*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

*BOING!*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

NOOOOO!!! leave that Aardvark alone! it is sacred!

incredibly well drawn though.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

hehehe

sorry it was Andrew not me!

How're you huni?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

i am most ace.

however, i broke my internets and have to wait till saturday for it to revive.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

aaaahhhhhh an aesthetically amusing arrangment!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

thankees :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

that's really good

poor aardvark!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

:D woo thankees

*hugs*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

alphab3tabet!

double-fun~

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

but but but

then I might actually have to work out what font b3ta is on the front page and do it properly!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

it makes more sense as is anyway

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

Top notch

Miss C. W. Agon!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Thank you monsieur scroams

here have some tea!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

You know what?

I think I might!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

it's got bits of disused space shuttle int it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

Aww ... what a lovely couple

nicely done!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

I hear the wedding is next week ;) (thor please don't kill me)

thankees mr Mediocre :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

*real applause*

!!!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

yay

I loved your electronics cartoon down there!! it was super I did click, but then this thread went mental so couldn't reply *hugs*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

cheers!

it has gone a little mental hasn't it!
good luck with the other 25!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

Good lord

*fears B*

Woo and 'ning!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

wooo ning t you too sir

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

I must say, I'm impressed that you're taking the time to reply to every comment

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

I will do if I get the time!

if not then I apologise... I like it when people who don't normally comment on my images take the time to say they like it.

:)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

A is for ARF too

woo yay
:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

of course! doh!

well hopefully with suggestions I won't miss any more!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

hahahahahahahah

good grief

needs more Calendar adverts

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

WOO!

it's now 100% better

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

Haha, wonderful!

What a great first thing to see once the work interweb's been fixed =)

'nings, Miss Sexipance!

*gropes*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

*wiggles*

ning you!!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

hurray

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

Huzzah

hello you, long time no yip yap!

*hugs*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

Brilliant!

how long do we have to wait for the other... *quietly sings the alphabet*...25?

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

hehehe

well I may do one a day depending on time

so thats. *quietly sings counting song with fingers*... 25 days :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

ACE!

Have sent you a message, innit!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

thankees!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

Hooray!

My Andrew calendar arrived today - the question is, do I keep it or use it as secret santa?

Edit/ and this anal aardvark accostation is better than any JJ cartoon time shite!
Many Woos!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

Spread the andrew love

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

keep it and buy another one

JJ helped me come up with the idea... don't be so mean :P

thankees though :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

I am as mean as a box of wasps

I haven't even opened my calendar yet - to busy to even wank this week.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

can 'B' be for

bStemill???

(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

shove it up your arse :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

The alphabet of Stemill

Remind me to go away for 26 days if that happens

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

Mangandrew!

All teh lovely.

*waits for W*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

hahah you may be disapointed hun

but get some suggestions in anyway

I'm really stuck on J

*huggles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

Jizzm.

Jack in the box.

J is a hard one too

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

Got to be J for...

Joey Deacon!

*belms*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

Andrew has arse cheeks?

hah!

(bonzos, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

and how!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

I took extra time to draw that bit

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

I WANT TO BE THE NUMBER 4!

Woo for aardvark sex ! But fuck them in the snout for christs sake

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

hehee there is no number 4

although maybe do the scale of b3ta??

*muses*

suggestions to my gaz please for letters

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

snout doesn't begin with A for fuck sake

it's artistic license, everyone knows Andrew would go for the snout.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

Oooh you have gone to town - Nice!

This is an excellent start to my lunch, and a blinking long thread! :¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

why thank you sir

*huggles*

hope you're good!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

Alright thanks

I had a fever over the weekend :¬( so i had Monday off work :¬D
*non-infectious virtual hug*

I've just got it. Alphabet ... B3tabet. Genius *real applause*

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

oooh thankees

I hope you feel better *returns virtual hug with no risk of infection*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

I do now XD

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

beautiful

alliteration!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

hehe thankees

you wait till B :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

*FWAPS*

oh ... "wait" until B ... I prefer my way

*Fwaps*

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

do they put them on with superglue?

or do i just have spazzy fingers?

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

EVERYBODY SHUT UP NOW, I AM GOING TO BED.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

I'M HENRY THE 8TH I AM

I AM

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

ten points each...

for seemingly absurd and totally unrelated comments. I thank yew.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

its off ghost

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Yay! My first ten points.

Can i win teh fishy?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

any fish in particular?

I have quite a selection here.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

Looking for sturgeon.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

no worries...

/drops sturgeon into a bin liner filled with water.

enjoy your fishy.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)

SPAZZ FINGERS!!!!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

I have no idea

What are they?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

you are 'merkin

aicmfp

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

What?

Are you implying that I am an american?

If so, return the five pounds.

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

thought it was time to introduce my new cartoon

he isnt that smart its a kids program for adults. poor filifoli.

(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

'edit' on second thoughts, kindly fuck off

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McBadger COW, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

I'd be inclined to introduce it somewhere else

perhaps your anus :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

Ummm ok.

ok if thats what youd prefer shall i remove it?

(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

perhaps link it

for those of us who think it's a bit shit.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

You get straight to the point don't you?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

what I mean is

it's offensive you fucking cunt, please ram it up your mum's festering scruthole.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

Now ^ THAT's straight to the point.

Hurrah! :)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

You both owe me a new monitor, as it is now coated in tea.

That made me arf like Snarf from Thundercats!

HOOOOOOOOOO!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

I am humbled by your teachings

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

Its so subtle i do not know what the problem is.

cock off.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

Could you print that out, roll it up tight and insert it slowly into your beige mimsyhole, filming the result and posting it to the links board?

ta.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

As a black member of the KKK I find this offensive in 2 ways

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

best reply of the day

(

McBadger COW, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

Pffft!

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

hahaha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

arf!

you win

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

what a quote

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

hahahahaha

more of her! more!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

arf!

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

that looks very badly thought out

Even if you come up with some incredible reasoning for doing it (and irony doesn't wash with this sort of thing) to the majority it is just racism, which no one wants.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

THIS^^

rather like NSFW.... its what it looks like that counts.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

Damn, that's a shame

I look like a complete cunt.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

Hehe

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

They're so cute

when they learn a new word

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

*ignores*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

YOU

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

Um....

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

What you should have done is

drawn a little old lady saying "up yours nigger!".
See that's funny and unracist.

/mel brooks blog

(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

NOON

NOON everyone.. lunch break already and i am going to be satisfy my lunchtime hunger with Sayers sausage roll.. woo

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

hmmm, I expect trouble off that

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

BRAW!

have chips with that!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

No have ships with that.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

and the shits later

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

Out his bits

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

and squirrels with tits

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

YIFF!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

Miff.

I am a child.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

hmmm

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

hello stranger!

how do?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

good!

as I said below, going to India in now 5 minutes.

well, going to heathrow in 5 minutes. insane. I'm going to buy a sari. woo!

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

*jealous*

lucky gal! i dont finish uni until the 22nd!
honestly, what kind of a uni do you go to!?!?!
(;

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

we have the 8 weeks a term uni! believe me it's not all good though, I had so much work the past month I barely slept :(

seriously if terms were any longer than 8 weeks we'd all resort to crack or suicide

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

i've been here working for 9 weeks already

hohum!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

go to palaloem

see if jack still lives there, and if he does, tell him he's still shit at backgammon

(

gravytrain, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

right

I'm off, wish me luck!

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

Good luck

don't take the brown acid

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

good luck

don't get food poisoning

(

gravytrain, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

drink diluted flat coke for deli belly

or jeevan jal

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

don't buy a white one

it may be pretty and cool in the hot weather, but it means you're in mourning and people will look at you funny

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

much better to be in afternoon

Edit: Damn, you sneaky ninja!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

YOU!

hello!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

'ning

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

how the devil are you?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

meh, alright

procrastinating of course, why else would i be here?

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

I shall be eating a gif I didn't make

followed by a threadwaste :)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

mmmm... threadwaste....

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

...goes down well with the Meat of a Huge Pile of Dead Hippos

Got Hundreds back here...
Just can't shift 'em all...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

BRAW!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

Give her the benefit of the doubt

She may have choreographed a number, got a dancer in and motion captured them, modelled four super heros then used the motion capture to animate them.

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fuscous, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

nope

i found it on some wierd site.. i'll post it up laters

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

ah.

don't bother, ta.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

gee thanks

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

I love the way everyone's in such a fluffy mood today

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

At least noone called her a cunt

I think everyone's being rather nice.

GROUP HUG!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

I saw a fun opportunity

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

And we all love you for it

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

*molests*

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

Meh

*HUG*

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

*ahem*

I made the effort miss!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

miss what?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

Misdemeanor

You're nicked matey!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

Do you prefer 'Ms'?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

Ohhhhhh

I see

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

We only post stuff we made ourselves

Or at least credit when we post, otherwise it's links board for it

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

*anticipates*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

does "post it up laters"

mean link it and post your own work in future?

We at b3ta praise origional works. Posting a picture here is like taking credit for someone else's hard work.

Not too cool

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

READ THE FAQ, bloody oxygen thieves.

I don't care if you did destroy emo, IF IT ISN'T YOURS, GET TO FUCK.

* takes special tablets *

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

bloody hell

(

gravytrain, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

needs more meat

have bacon!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

i had bacon for breakfast

i worry about turning into a fat cunt

(

gravytrain, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)

Cor

Did you do that?

/hypothetical question

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

have an all day breakfast

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

Hurrah!

*eats from your pert bott*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

cor!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

I wish

fucking business part of Liverpool doesnt even have a greasy spoon and that would do me nicley till late din-dins..
followed by a cup of threadwaste

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

mmm!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

Wow, nicely done!

~~Woo!~~

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

an excellent lunch

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

Hmm

Hungry, but can't be funged to drive to tesco.

What to do?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

That's pretty smart

Did you make it?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

I recommend the fish

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

But it tastes like cunt

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

Thats a bad thing?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

BRAW!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

Of course they made it!?!

Who would post a picture they didn't make in a new thread?!

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

that is

truly hypnotic!
WOO!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

have some subliminal messages with that

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

why do I now

want to buy more toilet roll and the top shelf of magazines from tescos.

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

Woah!

Did you make that?

/....

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

I'm starting to doubt he did now

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

wash that down with Irn Bru

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

Braw!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)

if you made that,

you wouldn't post it in a "what i'm having for lunch" thread, now, wouldya?
ergo, i conclude that he/she/it did not make that.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

AARGGGGHHHH!!!!

Beware....the hippos of March....

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

hippos require mustard

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)

DID I MENTION THAT I AM JESUS, YOUR SAVIOUR?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

CRUCIFIXION!

with who moved the stone dessert.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE SHIT IN THE MORNING.

IT TAKES AROUND 1983 YEARS FOR GOD TO PROCESS HIS MEALS.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

I've seen this image a thousand times before

you went really viral with that one, good show!*

*may contain traces of sarcasm

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

sarcasm is great with toast

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

DONE A HIT IN YOUR FACe.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

I disagree, it only gets me in tourble round these parts

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

needs more polonium

(

McBadger COW, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

*gets polonium shaker*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

wooty

woooo

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

have woo with that

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

I might go to All Bar One's

and get a burger with chips

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

that's a braw lunch

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

cor!

get me one purleeeeeeze?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

Sure thing

Mayo or relish?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

both please

mayo on the top, relish on the bottom (:

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

hmmm

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

i have spiderman on my msn (:

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

Lucky, Lucky girl

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

I'm Batman

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

have chips with that

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

Is he a good dancer... as implied by the gif above?

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

yes

but watching him dance makes you gay

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

Oh god.. Does that mean I'm a Bummerist?

What will my friends in the Amateur Dramatic and Fluffy Legging society make of that...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

Watching him made me gay :(

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

I have that one up there on MSN

I have had it for over a year :¬)

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

GAZ IM ME!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

oh dear.....

oh dear oh dear....
it was all going so well, too!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

Hoi! this isn't Dave the Facts

Anyway, I am going for lasagne and chips from the canteen, a can of Irn Bru and a chicken sandwich with the cucumber picked out of it.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

that sounds pretty braw to me!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

Braw!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

Replace the cucumber with olives

(

fuscous, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

On the plus side, not one hippo.

This pleases me

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

BRAW!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

I've retired

except for very special occasions

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahaha!

Fools! I'll destroy them all!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

knickers!

yay

(

sinisterduck, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

and yes i am running out of electricity based puns...
#4
#3
#2,
#1
&
other adventures of P.D. Barnum
thanks to all that inspired

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

Hahahaha

Never stop these

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

these rock

keep going!

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

Pfft

lovely nand everything

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

It has a Twizzly Moustache in it...

You must find new electrical Puns.. even if it means coming up with new theories with puns built in...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

Re-invent electronics for comedy!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)

It's not too much to ask...

Maybe you could have a look at Gravity while you're at it...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

Sheer Brilliance!!

I cannot RESISTOR them.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

You've soldered out

(

fuscous, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

Too many puns!

*hugs knees and rocks*

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

WHO WHO

WHO WHO

Damn you!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

Yes!

This! All the time this!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

HARSH BUT FAIR.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

HAHAHA!

this almost makes me want to pray to some god

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

hahahah

amazing

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

hahahaha

brilliant :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

prayer won't work...

you didn't close the tag with 'amen'

PS: woo!!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

pfft

It's not valid XHOLYTML
<prayer>Dear god, I want a shiny new pony</prayer>

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

hehehe!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

Hello Nev

good to see you!

And w00!h00 w00 h00!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

I've never seen it

but it doesn't stop me loving these

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

beards are the new clean shaven

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

that's fantastic

hahaha

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

Brilliant

I love the theme to CSI NY too

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

Awesome your groamness!

Woo!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

*groams*

Howdy, your Ribenaness

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

soopah...

I think I might post the b3tabet now :D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

hahahaha

you are a sexual beast and i must have you.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

and thus the cycle perpetutates

i think i've just signed my own death warrant by logging on...

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

grarrghs!

'allo you. Long time no seas.

You're back in the icy clutches of b3ta again!

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

well i had a choice

post inane messages on b3ta, or write my dissertation. so, y'know. the little guy won. or maybe it's the big snarling monster with hot sickly breath and razor fangs dripping foam... who knows

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Hooray!

It's you again.

I missed you. Never leave again. Promise?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

I don't think

I can leave. I always linger around like a mad smell anyway

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

Just not when I'm around,

spying on all those young defenceless interweb peoples.

You only seem to post in the middle of the night these days. This is crazy because 10pm is bed time, and how can you post in your sleep?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

best thing ever

again

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

*Gurgle*

Morning, morning.
Today: Polonium!

What're you lot up to today?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

farting incomprehensibly

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

I wish I was there to hear, smell and taste them.

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

I'll brew one up for you

and put it in a jar.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

what a perfect Xmas gift!

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

It was the magic beans

Now pay me for services rendered (or to be rendered)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

what are your fees ma'am?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

Depends on what kind of beads you want

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

beads eh?

preferably on a long string....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

what was that?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

I use to have polony and beans when I was little

Today, I am mostly up to boring work stuffs, followed by going home, and working on a tune i'm struggling with.

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

Is it a mash

Or a Mugatu original?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

it's a mugatu original

The record label that is (supposed to be) signing one of my tunes has asked if I had been working on any others, and if so to send them in too. So I figured i'd better get going on one.

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

ROCK AND ROLL MOTHERFUCKER!

I expect to see you on top of the pops soon, dobbing away on the keyboard

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

I wish. I'm short on ideas at the moment.

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

At the moment, fuck all

Though I do have some crime sceney paperwork to do

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

Some flash animating

And maybe a cuppa in 5 mins. Thanks for asking =)

How're you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

Just had an early lunch,

and then it's back to Flash Animating for me, too.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

I was just wondering if I should bother moving at all

Or should I stay here?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

hello....

me likey yo' style bruv'

today i am dying slowly! I'm also doing the same tomorrow... i fear change!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

'comes out of hiding'

coughing all over the work keyboards, spreading my ~~flu~~ AIDS

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McBadger COW, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

OFG POLONIUM SUSHI!

I'm going to keep saying that for decades, everybody please get used to it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

haha that's great

I'm going to Heathrow in 15 minutes to go to India. Like woah.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

Oh good luck

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

Have fun!

Dont get your plane asploded!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

pffffft

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

Boeing or Airbus?

What flight level?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

No, just for underneath my arms

/Swedish chemist joke

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

This makes as much sense to me as a post I made yesterday, about how my previous post made no sense at all

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

...

.

Oh never mind

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

Also: Runway 9L or 9R?

That is, if the aircraft is taking of west to east

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

DON'T GET ROBBED, AND DON'T LET INDIAN MEN TAKE PHOTOS WITH/OF YOU. THEY'LL PRETEND YOU'RE THEIR GIRLFRIEND LATER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

Watch out for snakes

motherfucker

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

Well have Fun...

...and try to Broker a lasting peace in the region...
It's only Fair...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

Like whoah!

have fun!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

I just got an email from my mate

I organised a birthday party for him Saturday and he's had a 48+ hour hangover since that has only just lifted X)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

debugging

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

*buggers*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

Nursing my tattered ringpiece

after a lengthy triple anal session with Dale Winton, Bobby George and Darren Day

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

You lucky bastard!

No pain, no gain.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

Today is St. Nicholas day in teh hollands

so that means a lot of nice candies, going home early and possibly some prezzies, bitches!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

remember to put your clogs out for Black Peter, eh?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

Wow, you learn something new every day!

I was taught back at school that St.Nick was just another nations name for Santy-baby, so I'd assumed his visit was celebrated on the same day

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

this is partly true

only St. Nick is the 5th of december, and we do celebrate christmas with Santa, for some reason

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

awww, I just want to hit 'im with a squeaky hammer :D

boards have sped up?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

I'm

- Designing excel templates
- Writing a meeting agenda
- Attending meetings
- Compiling volume reports and providing statistical analysis
- Picking nose
- Giggling to self at the fact that the word 'analysis' contains 'anal'

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

no idea

no plans. Intend to sit around being depressed at the cricket result

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Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

looks like a good bargain at my local garage...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

*chokes*

that is BAD

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

aaaaargh

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

oh jesus

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gravytrain, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

Haha!!

Please! No more!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

okay... I promise.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

...

Pfft....

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

*checks filename*

*still doesnt get it*
*feeling a bit slow on the uptake today*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

sorry...

electrical battery-charging type gag.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

Wait, Free of charge

As in they have no charge.

Bwahahahahahaha
*feels stupid for not getting it*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

good god man

you have forced me out of lurkage to say
*GROAN*

;¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

*speed bums*

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

argh

at least give me time to lube

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

Glad to be of service.

My work here is done.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

Cunting fishwank

that made me groan and snort in equal measures

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

genius

(see above)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

Is there not even a flat fee?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

I really AM the Fucking Moon Lord!

yes, yes, it's an ancient repost, but it went with the news story

story: BBC news

(dognutz, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

Another base?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

killing your dudes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

@_@

Well he is bald, shame no crators.. maybe a closer look *stares*

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

I just took a shit in my bed. Deliberately.

Now to sleep in my bathtub.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

I wake up and have a shit at 8.00am every morning on the dot.

Then I usually get out of bed at around half past.

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

At the moment, I start work at 8:00am.

As a plus, I start drinking at 3:30.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

I am going to bore you with my daily time table now:

6.00am - alarm goes off
6.30am - actually get out of bed
7.30am - leave the house
7.58am - get train to next town
8.05am - arrive at next town, start walking to work
8.30am - arrive at work.
4.45pm - leave.
5.45 - get home, and die.

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

Mine is quite similar, just half an hour or so earlier.

I don't usually die in the evenings, but I've had to stay indoors for the last few weeks due to my bunged foot.

I fell off a fence.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

Took a shortcut?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

Probably. I must admit that I was verr, verr drunk at the time.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

Wow, we have the same day

You are Keyboard Weasel AICMFP!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

*insert comedy image-slightly-oversized comment here*

that am woo... but we only have fourteen hours to save the interweb!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

they really ought to call it moon base alpha

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fuscous, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

Fear Factory Wogan

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)

at least you cropped off his

stained trousers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)

*fears*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

*factories*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

*junk mails*

Or, is it the princess? - Might it be like seeing a Henri Matisse exhibition at Louisiana Museum of Modern Art? The area is very mountainous and the colors in the mist look just like your artwork! Fantastic exhibition. There are guided tours inside, which is not at all pleasant, when you are a guest.
- Might it be like seeing a Henri Matisse exhibition at Louisiana Museum of Modern Art? And writing in multiple languages adds texture and stimulation! There are guided tours inside, which is not at all pleasant, when you are a guest.
HASEGAWA, artist, Tokyo. Frank Lloyd Wright had a rare gift, sure. My family and I are fine.
It is distributed free to publishers, galleries, museums, national and provincial municipal organs of government etc. By Asbjorn Lonvig, artist, designer, storyteller, writer, fairy tale writer. Or, is it the princess?
Since I first was in Quebec City I have wanted to maintain contact to this very European oriented city.
Fantastic exhibition.
Curator Kipton Cronkite from KiptonART in New York launches an epoch-making review procedure.
A few hours after an artist have sent an art work, KiptonART informs the artist if the artwork is accepted or rejected.
Not only does your work encourage others with its energy, beauty and aesthetic sensibility, but your writing is wonderful!
would that we all communicated with each other and our work. would that we all communicated with each other and our work. se in Uppsala, Sweden. By Asbjorn Lonvig, artist, designer, writer.
Inspired by the highest mountain in the world, Mont Everest in Nepal.
From the caveman to da Vinci to Picasso and on, the images that artists create reflect not only their vision and skills, but the times in which they live. Loved the image, too! And the wish to climb it - soon!
A few hours after an artist have sent an art work, KiptonART informs the artist if the artwork is accepted or rejected.
Inspired by the highest mountain in the world, Mont Everest in Nepal. By Asbjorn Lonvig, artist.
- Might it be like seeing a Henri Matisse exhibition at Louisiana Museum of Modern Art?
By Asbjorn Lonvig, artist, designer, storyteller, writer, fairy tale writer.
would that we all communicated with each other and our work. Not only does your work encourage others with its energy, beauty and aesthetic sensibility, but your writing is wonderful!
- Might it be like seeing a Henri Matisse exhibition at Louisiana Museum of Modern Art?
com today by drafting a huge metallic sculpture to the City of Toronto. Your perception - the media perception - your perception of the media perception.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

thank you

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

o_O

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

1. Scrawl it in your own blood on a large canvas

2. Enter it into next years Turner Prize
3. Profit

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

That's a lot of Blood...

Maybe get a helpful passed-out girl to assist...

That's what Pete 'Most Over-Rated Man in History (tm)' Doherty does.. and don't we wanna be like him kids...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

is there any particular reason why you keep putting wogans head on everything/one?

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

you wait

woganstemmill.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

yeah

Coz i'm too lazy to think of anything funny.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)

hahahaha that's fair enough then. Carry on.

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

that was rather honest of him, wasn't it.

errr, continue :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

A little too honest i fear!

*fears*

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

Posts like that are the backbone of b3ta

But be sure to post something funny every now and then

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

ARGH Seamcut!!!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

I always found the song Linchpin hilarious

"GOD GIVE ME A PIE!!!"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

Linchpin

I Love that song ;)

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

Where is teh quo?

This picture quite obviously contains quo somewhere

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

do you want this messed with now?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

we all know what messing with pies can lead to

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

JAIL, MOTHERFUCKER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

MORE JAIL FOR YOU

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

I AM THE JAILOR IN THIS SITUATION, NOT THE JAILEE.

DO NOT FORGET THIS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

does that mean you sell me drugs?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

YES. REALLY SHIT DRUGS AT REALLY HIGH PRICES, BY FORCE.,

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

Does force include regular beatings?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

I AM HARSH BUT FAIR.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

Hmmm Pie ?

If you can make it Fearne Cotton Pie or Jeremy Beadle pie

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

What no Ice-cream or Custard ??

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

how old are you... just out of interest?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

Who me ?

21... awful nosey arent you ?
lmao

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

hubare is a ruddy great pervert who will bum you to within an inch of your life given half the chance,

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

~~hubare~~ all of b3ta

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

I would deny it... but...

get ready to have your shit pushed back a fortnight!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

wrong way around 12.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

lmao

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

NAUGHTY

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

I can see that style catching on.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)

***** SQUEEE****

WOAGAN-BURTON YAY

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*demanufactures*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

*remanufactures*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

*gets bored of it really quickly*

*listens to early Sepultura instead*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

hat-hat-hat-hat-mahatta

hat-hat-rattamahatta

you have to like those lyrics...

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

MASS HIPPY NOSES

/earlier

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

ah yes

saw em live the day before young Max got fired or quit or whatever.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

remanufactures

:P

did i mention i really HATE ninjas?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

who ninja'd?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

erm... i used the wrong expression, didn't i?

*trying to do 10 things at once*

editing a post == ninja'ing
posting the same thing milliseconds before == ???

i'm still learning, i am!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

I pissed on your mind.

Mindpiss, is what you meant.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

wasn't that a fear factory song, too? ;-)

Ta!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

*SWOOON*

I have most of their albums and Demanufacture is a goodin ^_-

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

isn't it THE good one?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

'lo horrible

Bah to you I say. You have to sleep sometime

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

I had a lovely sleep thank you

but this isn't a postularity contest. I really should make some pictures sometime.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

Agreed.

The post race got the better of me.

Approaching my 3000th soon though.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

agreed

but I was bored with remanufacture

and I borrowed the tape of Demanufacture off a mate and it got chewed up - must get the CD sometime

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

so he really is the new breed

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

yup

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

Hehe ^_^

Pie

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

I've got no more goddamn regrets

I've got no more goddamn respect

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

FUCK THIS Might as well start a bleeding image challenge instead ; ) ; )

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

you are going to annoy the fuck out of people if you keep doing that

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

metal

where Emos go when they're too old, fat and hairy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

hehehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

Ning all

Anyone seen Zoo magazine?
A couple of B3tans in there this week.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

actual b3tards or their work?

b3ta work gets in there every issue, I understand.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

Sorry your right

There's a little note saying 'Except where stated all images are taken from b3ta.com'

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

hehehe

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

Oh christ on a bike :P

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

a buddy of mine once had a FF jacket

after some beers and a little duct-taping it read "Ear Actor"
found it very funny back then
i was young and canned, 'kay?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

PENGUIBEATTIE!!!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)

if he gets cold he can alway wrap up warm in this

...

(JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

superb

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

that is excellent :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

:D Excellent!

If only penguins could grow moustaches.
A man can dream.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)

Wooo!

I see your Penguin Beattie and raise you a Koala Beattie!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

cat beattie!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

genius

what what :)

(JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

I love his little cheeseburger

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

yup ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

hahahahahahaha

BEWARE!!

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

HAHAHAHA

wooooo!!!!!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

really.. last one for a bit...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

I died....then came back...then saw this...then died again...

...groans.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)

You'll be needing this then...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)

Ha ha, great

(

fuscous, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

Baby on board would have worked just as well.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

gah!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)

Oh god.

It took me a few seconds to get that, and when I did, I died a little inside.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)

*groan*

*makes most of situation by trying to guess the year in which this photo was taken*

i'm going for 1994!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)

You, sir,

deserve to be locked up in a box full of flumps.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)

*imagines*

*has idea for Dave Benson Phillips-esque kids tv show where kids have to find treasure in a vat of flumps by eating through them*

the winner gets to vomit on the losers! hoorays!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)

mmmm... flumps....

assuming you mean these...

and not these...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

Either!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

Shit

that took me too long to get. I need water.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)

Careful, she has that look...

...that 'go on, tell me, I'm not mad, look, I'm smiling' and then when you do you'll have your bollocks ripped off, shoved up your arse (made sure they're up there firmly with one end or the other of your racket), she wont talk to you for a week and you wont even get sex!

(

you speak with experience

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

ooops...

touched a nerve have I?

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

I know that feeling.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

where's Mic toboy and his killing knife???

woooo!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

HELLO!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

To celebrate my unpopular FP

I thought I'd do something decent.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

... da 'erb!

woo!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)

It's a Puffin!

And he's got a doobie!

Hooray!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

i do hope...

...you are able to read between the lines and see my tarnished pun

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

;-)

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

I take it the FP is

conjoined twins, and I'm not missing something else?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

nah

youre not missing anything else. well done. :D

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

hah

nice

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

I like the FP

it made me chuckle and so that's grand with me

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)

*thanks*

*wanks*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)

cunt

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)

You love my man cunt

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

with a passion

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

gaz me and i'll gaz you pacheys email.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

Is she not on B3ta these days?

And why do i have to gaz you first?

EH?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

:D That is brilliant.

I would love a self-replenishing joint. And a puffin.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)

I think your FP is fantastic

the idea is great the humour behind it is great it's fab

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)

haha

your comment is just super duper brilliant, very nice of you, great, excellent.
:D

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)

don't make me kiss you

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)

*gets out the Rohypnol*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

*puts in wrong glass*

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

nicely animated

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)

Woo

and nice FP too, don't let the bastards get you down.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

To me it seemed like a spot of light-hearted cuntery taken a bit seriously

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

I just thought that there was more to 'get' than there was

(

mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

well...

it was kind of to do with the story on the news about the conjoined twins. apart from that there was nothing more to get. Apart from the wonderful dream of mine where Arnie has a fat dwarf attached to his head.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

hahahaha certainly the thing dreams are made of.

*shudders*

(

mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

yeh... well

perhaps a little.

but im insecure. it was my first fp. i was cut to the bone. I wept. For hours.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

I'm not surprised if you were cut to the bone.

I'd weep too.*

*from my japseye

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

I'm glad

we see eye to eye on this matter.

I've started being nicer already. Nice nice nice.

Thank you for your comment and have a lovely day.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

Go on then.

pffffft ;)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)

*cries*

*breaks keyboard*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

that's ace! great puffin' action there

woo!

(

mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

Puffin'

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

woohoo

Your prize is on its way

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

Those young moderns, just dont understand oral sex

Or jumpers....

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

oh dear

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

haha! like father like son!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

LOL Silly young moderns

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

Hahahaha...

I want that Knitting Pattern...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

www.houseplantpicturestudio.com/HPS/handknits/handknits5.html

then again....maybe not

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)

That is Fantastic...

*Gets out needles and Wool*
Big Jumpers all round...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

haha

i dont understand. but hahahahaha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)

Hahaha

What lovely cardigans. I know what I want for xmas.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)

a two foot long tongue?

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)

I imagine that would have its advantages.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

Last one till after lunch...

(oldie but goldie pun dept)

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)

hahaha

Woo

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)

arf

pun tuesday!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)

darn it's n00b tuesday

why did you have to remind me?
now i'll have to waste a thread failing to post a picture I haven't even photoshopped :(

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

pure genius

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

Loving the punnage here today

Sneaky reap host

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)

SNAKES ON A VOLKSWAGEN!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)

arf!

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)

needs more Priory!!!!

bloody merkins :)

woo and yay!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)

Hehe

I'm checking in!
(He's checking in...)

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

Ho Ho Howdy

Hey guys! Thomas here...

Its that time of year when we start thinking about christmas parties!! woop woop!

Last years was a blast... all day biking and then back to Moretti's for a butlin fest... get in!! Anyhooz we're thinking of havin it at Cracky's this year (Tues 19th Dec), he's offered to provide de crack and lots of hoes, all we need to do is be there!!

ROFLOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZ!!!!

For thos of you who dont remember... heres me last year! *chuckles*

btw.. we're some of us are getting together for a roasted gravy butlin on the sunday before.. drop me a pm if you fancy joinin us...

(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

now that is Karate

meanwhile:

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200055504209

.

(Betty Bo Bibster, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)

where did the other link go?

I said: Christ

it's not even EXTREMELY RARE!!!111oneoneone

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

I do wonder what den if absolute horror you live in

Or what mild mannered front you hide behind :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

you fat cunt

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

....

(phys! The Horror! The Horror!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

Can my mate Gavin come...?

he's dead sexy...

(pass the mindbleach...)

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)

that's wrong and possibly NSFW due to the exposed nature

of the man boobs

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)

i dont think it's just the boobies that would make something NSFW

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

and the fact that he looks like he got a mangina

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

he gets all of teh girlies...

(from BudzBar I guess)

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)

possibly?!!!

possibly?!!!
possibly?!!!
possibly?!!!
I am wondering what goes on in your place of work to make you consider it :-/

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

I work from home

theres only a cat behind me that could be upset by such things here.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)

i hate and love you in equal measure....

*bums, and punches in kidneys*

its the only way

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

defo NSFW

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)

I agree.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

so...

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

by shitting christ

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

That

is the single worst thing I have ever seen.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

excuse me whilst i throw up

That boys got boobs....

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

and a lovely little beardie...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)

And a mangina

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)

Do you Have a Mind Nuke Available...?

I'll just use the Bleach on my eyes...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

I think I have reached the peak of my arousal

Nothing else will ever turn me on as much again. I might as well give up now.

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)

gah

*ignores for a bit

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh!

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

he cannot come.

(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

what about his pal?

He met her on teh interweb... Her name's Krystal

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)

Get your fucking webcam out of my girlfriends house you cunt

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)

Your girlfriend?

She said she was all mine!!

Right .. You, Outside now!!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

there's enough to go round!!!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)

why do you collect pictures

of very fat people in states of undress?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)

you're implying

that it's as refined as that ... i'm sure it's just any random partial nudity

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)

erm...

to make me look slim and teh sexie.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

by golly yes

*preps misteltoe*

(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)

*drops a pm*

free food! yess!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)

HOWDY THOMAS!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

HOWDY 4DAM!

(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)

Is Cracky

Crack Col?

If it's at his then count me in, I've heard his parties are BEEZER

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

there's always a spare goat

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)

the very same!

check out this from his halloween party at 1 Wizbit Close. It was rockin!

*actual photo

(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)

hahahhahahahahaa

thats a fantastic picture, did Thomas bring his own personal foam machine?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)

1 Wizbit Close

has its own foam machine and strobe lights fitted.

there is also a chill out / crack room and a pool table in the corner (only 50p a game). The pool cues and white ball are behind the bar.

PS. any chance of a HappyToast(c) zombie Thomas picture?

(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)

of course

feel free to send me a decent Thomas reference shot to the address in my profile (along with any of the other relevent details).

Or if you're shy I'll just do it from the foam shot.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

I think it's Thomas's own personal supply of man foam

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

that's what I was wondering

well, fearing.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

speaking of Wizbit....any chance of a pic? You know I like my Wizbit fix every tuesday.

(

mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

sure thing

just a small one, wouldn't want to ruin your appetite

(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

MY OH MY!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

FUCK YES.

(

mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

i'm up for some roasted gravy butlin!

count me in.

(

mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)

Me too....

...still rather confused though!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)

It's stemill

What more needs to be explained!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)

this reminds me, i was thinking of coming to the b3ta imperial christmas bash

but i don't know any b3tans personally. should i go?

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)

Of course

B3tans embrace their own
If you can deal with all the man-gay embracing then you should definitely go mingle

(

~~mingle~~ bum each other silly

(

mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

There's serious bumming at b3ta bashes!

(

yay

manly handshakes and reluctant, hesitant back patting all round

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)

YES!

how will you get to know any b3tans unless you go??
check on jessie's profile to see how to identify an average b3tan.

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)

Yes

Go in place of me, I'm gutted I can't make it

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

...I don't know why...

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

I'll tell you why......

after I've finished wanking.

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)

Oi!

did you email pachey?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

I Gazzed her

I don't have her email at work

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)

this could take

some time ...

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)

...nearly done........

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

YIFF!!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)

Yiff my Quiff!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

looks like something from bo selecta with that face

christ

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

hahaha

I think it would be a popular fragrance on this board.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

FURSUITERS!!!!!

i know them by scent...

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)

Just got my holiday snaps back from Boots... bah!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)

Pfft

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)

Oof!

Woo!

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)

pffffffft

(

Mousing, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)

hahaa!

(

mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)

very good

very good

and woo

(

TheDiscoKing is the train station, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)

geez

will these ever stop

*secretly hopes they don't* ;-)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)

They're always rubbish those stickers

It's like, "Well thanks for telling me, not much I can do about it now is there?"

Excuse me: Woo!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)

not exactly advice either... more a statement of fact

(

mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

Haha yeah!

Sort of rubbing it in a bit.

Nya nyaaaaaaa you spacker! You can't take a proper picture!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

_Photo Quality Advice_

Take the lens cap off.

(

mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

_Photo Quality Advice_

Finger is in the way.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

waits for the follow up.....

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)

haha

(

mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

oh noes!

what happended to yur piktur?

(

fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

say what you seeeeeeeeeeeee

(

mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

Oasis?

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)

no no no - that's Coldplay

/coat

(

fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)

hehehe!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

Pfft!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

Graham might be Coming back for a few Gigs...

Yay!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)

ooof

aceness

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

LOL

Someone photoshop this decent man ^_^

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

www.whatarweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com ;)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)

No.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)

I have no idea who he is

but he needs to change his trousers

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)

lol

his name is Burton C Bell from a Metal/industrial band Fear Factory...

plus he knocks dollys socks off ;)

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)

FF is really not what it used to be

10 years ago
*sniff*

/gramps blog

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

they were good once

I remember.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

ouch.

_{I wish i'd thought of that}

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)

quivering halberd?

jittery yari?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)

*looks*

*checks filename*

*stabs self in eye*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)

Oh teh punnage.....

....

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)

*groans*

_{*secretly likes*}

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)

LOLOLOL!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

ROFL OMG LOL!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

Haha!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)

arf

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)

pah! - you just can't get the Staff these days...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)

oh god no

*dies from punnage related injuries*

:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

argh teh puns!

w/y/h bilbo - very nice

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)

hahahahahah

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)

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