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# Bought one of these today
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# hahahahahahah
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Oh, make a 280px version right away!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
# For the love of Christ,
Someone FP this now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Ooof!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# pffft!
and also, 'NIGHT! b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Is it? Thank god for that I thought the sun had gone out
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
# An Ipswich Yorkie.
(__, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)
# AWESOME LIKE CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:27, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Very naughty!
:)
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Just for Zoot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# A sheep.
(__, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# It's an animation.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)
# bah humbug!
my friend had a christmas card with that on... you stole eeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)
# I did not - I made it myself.
And I don't 'do' Christmas cards.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)
# I don't get it.
Hmm.

EDIT: I do now. Hmm.
(__, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# thanks
but I'm a bit dim today. Is it a reference to black sheep? I might get that one brother ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Grand!
nice sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Yes,
he was going to be entirely humbug, but I was so pleased with him that I wanted to show him off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
# I don't blame you.
It's a beaut.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# This satisfied customer used our Chin-Gro cream and in just three weeks was amazed with the results.

"It's a boon." Mr. B - Islington
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Tony Blair with a Big Chin.
(__, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# can it be used on my
cock ?
edit the cream not his chin
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# I don't see why not
it's made his chin look like a set of nads.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# It's never been tested on cocks.
The cream, not the chin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# lolz @ chin
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Hello?
(__, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Is it me you scabby whore?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
# arf!
:D woo
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that looks like Jeremy Clarkson in a feching hat
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# but what would you wear when your on your way
to collect such a hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Hippy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Haha! Yes!
Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler! You've got a lot of guts coming here, after what you sculpted!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# hahaha!
You deserve a glass of my homebraw
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Hell no
That's like 5% head.
(__, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# 5% is more than im getting
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# and me
/married man blog
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# But it's just settling
and it's free.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Oh goodo
*slurps away*
(__, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Hang on
Is that a pack of crisps behind that?
(__, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# No, it's a packet of Lidls chicken flavoured noddles
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
# But you fail to see
it still has a large amount of liquid for fine boozing.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# And it's over 12% alcohol
and getting a wee bit stronger everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Not much stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)
# exactly,
I don't want it to be much stronger because it ends up tasting like the smell of permanent markers. The current strength is a bit too much, the dangerous thing is you can't taste how strong it is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# hmm
how much of this can you produce?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# At the moment I have 40 pints ready to drink
next week I'll have an extra 40 pints on top of that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# What are you calling it?
(__, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)
# I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Call it 'Gay Fuck Cock Beer'
(__, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Na
That's too complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)
# call it... beer and oh yeah ignore the woo thing twas just a test
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(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# You jus made me laugh like a loon!
Classic!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)
# eeeeehhhh heeeee shammmmoowwwww
(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:48, archived)
# that needs animating
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:49, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Also Jack Nicholson saying
"Here's Johnnnnnneeeyyyyyy!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# couldn't agree more
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Neither could I
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:25, archived)
# god i love b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# These made me laugh like a loon.
Genius.
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Psychotic episode #6
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previously:

b3ta.com/board/6615420

b3ta.com/board/6606987

b3ta.com/board/6610539

b3ta.com/board/6610632
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# concurrance!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Stand by
for and order for ten of them from Lloyds TSB
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha
nutbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:48, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# awe
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# graff
(samwisethesick, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Steffi?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# What is happening to his upper lip?
He appears to be phasing his lower jaw through it
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:32, archived)
# graff!


Nice ear rotation.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Sorry.
I haven't the shoppery skills you all have.



Nor the puns.
(Iain K, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# yay for python and code-related puns!
(you should have seen my nothing compares to you pun...)

(it involved a You class with a __cmp__ method that raised a NothingComparesToYouException. :)

edit : Fool! It's not python, it has semicolons! Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:36, archived)
# java? actionscript?
generic object-oriented programming language?
geekspeak?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Java
Although it hardly matters
(Iain K, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# All the best to you and yours
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on this most festive of occasions.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Errr...it's 13 days away mate.
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Advent is technically the Christian holy month...
but it's my birthday tomorrow if you want to celebrate that instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Only because it was chosen to be by dah Christian Church
Where's me Pagan holiday??????? Deity damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Christmas is still basically a pagan holiday
embrace christmas as your own
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Plus he was born in the Spring too...silly catholics :)






I still get pressies though
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:32, archived)
#
prove it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Deity (or Deities)
For the polytheistic among us
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# roughly
the 21st of december
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:58, archived)
# That's no bauble...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Sheesh, what a tough crowd. :)
I'm off for most of the month soon, so I thought I'd get it in now. Have a good one gang. Save me some Christmas pudding.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:33, archived)
# woot
01010101110
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Excellent work
And have a good one yourself mate!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:13, archived)
# elephant
(samwisethesick, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Cloud!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:24, archived)
#
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:33, archived)
# you are very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Hahaha
yes, that is more accurate.
/elephant defamation league
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:43, archived)
# probably bindun
but i've had the song in my head all day!


(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:10, archived)
# I'm sure I remember something similar just
last hallmark fundraising day, but woo nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Isn't that Valentines?
And Mothers Day.
And Fathers Day.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)
# I fucking hate Father's day.
Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)
# it's all of them
including Halloween. The only reason that Hallmark did not invent 'Xmas is because Coca fucking Cola beat them to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Christmas.
If you can't say Christ then you can't have any cake.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:22, archived)
# I said
Xmas as that's exactly what I meant as it's the invented version. But it's moot as I don't celebrate either. Sad but true, it's a foul time of year that only perpetuates the idea that greed is good in Western children, it should be banned along with reality TV.

Oh and I don't eat cake, you're swinging and missing mister! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# See I thought it was a festival of giving,
and celebrating and strengthening family bonds.

Just because it's been commercialised extensively doesn't invalidate it as a secular holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# I've no problem
I give gifts to my kid and family's kids as they have no understanding of my views. I don't like it but I do it. I don't participate inanything else of it and I certainly don't need an excuse to do no work for a month and get pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:37, archived)
# You do know
that Xmas is not a modern day attempt to take the 'Christ' out of Christmas?

It's a very old form of the word, coming from the Greek (I think) as their word for Christ begins with an X.

Whatever mistaken reason people use it for now, it was not originally designed as a word for a secular Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:30, archived)
#
The word "Christ" and its compounds, including "Christmas", have been abbreviated for at least the past 1,000 years, long before the modern "Xmas" was commonly used. "Christ" was often written as "XP" or "Xt"; there are references in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle as far back as 1021 AD.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# I sense
the sweet aroma of copy and paste.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# No, that's how I usually talk
...

you got me
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:35, archived)
# You live and (to ) learn
I thought it was an American bastardisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:40, archived)
#
Some people believe that the term is part of an effort to "take Christ out of Christmas" or to literally "cross out Christ"; it is also seen as evidence of the secularization of Christmas or a vehicle for pushing political correctness, or as a symptom of the commercialization of the holiday (as the abbreviation has long been used by retailers).

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# oh.
I truly thought it was simply another effort of the ham shanks to distance themselves as much as possible from Anglo / Saxon / Jutish English so they can finally say they invented it and re-write some more history.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)
# I thought Jesus invented christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Nope, it would actually be
the Emporer Constantine if you want to get pedantic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Emperor
if you want to be a pendant.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# I think a dozen or so mad, beardy Jews around 30AD
had something to do with it.

Or rather, the early Roman Catholic Church around 200-400 AD, if we're talking the specific day.

Or rather the druidic faith approx 6000BC-300AD if we're talking about the midwinter festival.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# bloody pagans
usually, they were literally bloody
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:27, archived)
# *Draws sacrificial knife*
*Dons white robe*

Right, this one's for the altar, lads, he knows too much.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6630516

in the 4thC a.d. when embracing the christian faith by re-inventing the figure of Jesus as the son of god from being previously one of many saviour prophets in jewish history ( that's the 'messiah' word ) was the only way to maintain control of the populace. The only reason for christmas was the fact that the pagans told him to fuck off if he thought they were giving up saturnalia, so he said 'hey, let's just make that a christian festival eh?' Bingo, pagans stayed pissed up on December and the Romans went about compiling the bible keeping all the bits that suited tem and burning the rest. It's all in a history book somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Hmmm
I've heard this opinion before but have yet to see any compelling evidence of it
(beyond the works of Dan Brown of course)

I suspect that if it's true the RC church would have done enough of a whitewash job by now to make such theories impossible to substantiate
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:40, archived)
# I thought it was pretty
Much accepted. There is no doubt that Saturnalia was the December pagan festival previous to Christmas, there is no doubt that the bible was finally fixed in it's modern format under the rule of and by a comittee formed by emperor Constantine and has remained similar since 450ad ( apart from whatever the Catholic Church nade King James leave out when he gave an English version to the populace taking the power from the church )
Christianity did not come to the Romans proper until around this time and took a further 400 years to make it to England. I assumed all this was fact as it's written in many different papers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# As a keen amateur
theologian, I concurr.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# It's the idea that Jesus was not considered the son of god
before this time that is unconfirmed
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:26, archived)
# heheh
make a hat
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Bulk Applications?
*does google image search on bulk applications...falls asleep"

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
# it's so work can get us to do more
and faster!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)
# Or
Work and b3ta at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)
# Did it take you 59 minutes to make this then?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:15, archived)
# arf!
did it at work earlier, then posted it when i got home!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)
# You were at work
and that is naughty :O
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)
# Oh and woo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:18, archived)
# yesh!
He needs disciplining!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)
# I'm sure it's been done but fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)
# You are a very, very, VERY bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:59, archived)
# But a very, very, VERY funny man
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Haha
it's funny cus it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:02, archived)
# your studio
is on my old stamping ground. I was quite surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Where abouts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)
# I lived on Twentypence Road once
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Just around the corner.
BTW, not Smithy Fen I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)
# no, top end by the hill
Wilburton. But I did paper rounds in Cottenham. 12 mile round trip every day :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Blimey!
That is one road I wouldn't fancy cycling on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# try it at 4AM on a Sunday morning
saturday night cars in the ditches all the way...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Nawty!
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)
# That made me guffaw
and I can't recall guffawing recently.

You're still hellbound.

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Why hasn't this had a reply yet?
Woo to you, very nice indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:59, archived)
# They're all cooing over the picture of bears down there, that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:02, archived)
# because between
the hours of 5pm and 7pm b3ta becomes the twilight zone. Frequented only by jobless blanket shufflers, wastrels throwing sickies and professional bums like me. Everyone else is travelling home from slavery.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# I work sillier hours than they.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:16, archived)
# I'm in work till 8pm
Guess that counts as slavery.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:19, archived)
# no, that counts as
Job at McDonalds. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:21, archived)
# I know someone who FAILED a job interview for McDonalds...
works in PC World now, go figure :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# that makes more
sense than everything else ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:38, archived)
# how pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Huzzah!
He's in Paris!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Blackpool
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:03, archived)
# In case the Hamster is still about.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:22, archived)
# *swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# wooo
yay
..absolute corker..
...go ahead punk...make my dayout...
(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Topical...


If you don't know, Ipswich red light district is in Portman Rd where Lord Bobby's statue is
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)
# It puts the lotion on its skin
or it gets the hose again
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:03, archived)
# started with something and ended up with this

(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# This is too much two bear!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# there will be a happy ending to it....
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# That gave me paws for thought
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# you better belive it honey
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Hive nothing more to add
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Sillybuns! I like that!
Shameless plug alert:
I love cute bears and so do you, I just happen to have a bear costume on ebay *cough*

(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# You're never going to sell anything that's not photoshopped into amusing situations
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)
# I do have a video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng8MQFnOVhI

I wasn't able to do more with it as my Dad borrowed it 7 times to take to Ipswich, saying something about "this'll confuse the fuck out of them!"
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:03, archived)
# There you go
that should get that sold for you
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Lofty MS Paint FTW!!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:25, archived)
# lol
teh Quo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Furry
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# this is marvellous
and I like it muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# curly
larry and mo...ve over you cnut, it's my job now.

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# haha
prescots face is perfect (in this situation only)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Haha, yes!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# pretty cool
Would look superb animated :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:55, archived)
# hahahaha
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
# work doodles time again!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# I don't know,
what is green, hangs on a wall and whistles?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# A Herring.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Er...
A herring?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# yes.
a herring.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Right.
I don't get that.

At all.

Sorry.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Joys_of_Yiddish
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Ahaha, thank you!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)
# So the whistling part is just a...
red herring?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# haha, for some reason
I amagined you saying that just like Lady Bracknell from TIOBE.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Which version?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Why,
Mr Wilde's version of course, in four acts!

Edit :/ you wanted me to say Edith Evans, so I will.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# How does one hang a herring form a whistle?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Whistletoe!
And, while we're on seasonal messages :o)
www.b3ta.com/board/6627523
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# haha
Jolly.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# lully!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# That's ace =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# woo thats great!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# producers wouldnt let mel go ahead with this one.


Click for slightly bigger.

Edit: Bindun? Not funny?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Clearly made up
;)
(w0rmwood pearl, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# ??
Edit: Sorry, im slow today. Gotcha.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)
# I haven't posted anything for ages.


How the heck is everyone?
(Astatine, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# We're all lovely, ta!
And congrats on your 4000 posts =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# That's only 92 posts.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# I was going to count them then, to see if you really had.
But I can't be bothered.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# if we're gonna be technical... they're pickets... there's no posts at all :-/
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# A picket fence is held up with posts.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# posts are what hold the fence up, i don't see any.
afternoon and congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# They are behind the pickets.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# OI! you started it! :-p
www.b3ta.com/board/6630364
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# I've created a monster!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# you mean disused coalmine shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# ^^he said it better
i would have said the post were the supports...

... which are normally 4 by 4 posts about 6 foot apart...

(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# hmm
Whilst technically correct, the boards are called pickets. What do you think holds the rails up? Fresh air? These would be the fence posts.

/proper joiner blog
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Aaaargh! What have I done?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# "Letting the days go by.."
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# I don't know.
was it nice? is there a newsletter to subscribe to? I need answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Congrats-Ya-Face-Off...
Ooooohhhh Posts...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# If you hadn't been so absent
you would know of the recent trend for nekkidness for post milestones.

However you can redeem yourself by getting your kit off for your b3taday.

;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
#
kit off cock out


/4dam blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Piss off I'm not ginger!
/4dam blog
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# I am
it's no wonder we are angry bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# i'm not a million miles from 30,000
swollentip reconstruction anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# *hand rises slowly*
*looks around*
*Hand Sinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# they all want it
they just don't like to say
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# ok, but I'm being the giver


this time
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# as long as you have the common courtesy etc etc
Right, off on the piss, night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# 'night piss-head
me too
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
# i am great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Congrats.
I am very very today, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# woo
big congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# yay for post posts!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)

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